ITT: lines that you can't get out of your head OY AIN'T

Wot is it?
Right-o.

OUR ALLIES TOWN IN UNDER SIEGE

Caimen here. No problems.

DOSH HERE
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
LODSAMONE

>>255380772
Feel the heat

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>>255381087
DO YOU COPY? EMERGENCY MANEUVERS!

You are a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms!

GET A LOAD OF THIS

>>255380772
ALL SYSTEMS! FULL POWER!

OH NO! MY POWER IS GOING DOWN!

>>255381294
>GET A LOAD OF THIS

FUCK YOU

They're masterworks all, can't go wrong.

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BROTHA

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ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED!

>>255381412
That was said right before everything went wrong, right?

>>255381408
CHAAAAARGE

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Not even last night's storm could wake you.

>>255381291
I AM A TRUE WARRIOR OF THE THREE KINGDOMS

WEAPONS HERE

>>255381527
Everything do go wrong, but through no fault of the masterworks'.

YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH! WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!

GOD DAMN IT VOLKSGRENADIERS TRY ACTUALLY AIMING!

They're so fucking pathetically loveable.

>"I guess it's true, Ellie. We really are The Last of Us"

I do not believe in... maaAAAagiiiCCc!

UPDATED MY JOURNAL

TIME TO TAKE YOU DOWN A SIZE

>>255381686
SMELL THAT AIR
CAN'TCHA JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE

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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>>255381573
WHAAAT HOOOOWWW!?

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Got a selection of GOOD things on sale, stranger.
NOT ENOUGH CASH, stranger.
Ah! I'll buy it at a high prise!
Heh heh heh. Thank you.
Come back any time

>>255381820

ONWAARDS

>>255381573
fuck you got me.
I thought there was a qt in that image.

Ehehe, thank you!

>>255381573
How the fuck did you do this

SO I KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD 'TIL HE WAS DEAD

Think you can hide from me? Grenade!

Hold up, hold up. I'm coming with you.

I go, unseen.

What needs revealing?

Updated my journal

IT'S PAYNE! GET HIM!

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O-desuka?

Cheeki Breeki

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I haven't even played the game.

I said come in, don't stand there!
>I said come in, don't stand there!
>I said come in, don't stand there!

>>255381896
I work in an independent store in a smaller community and when dealing with a new customer one day I said that last line almost basically in his cadence, didn't help it was the day after the HD PC version came out and it was all I played.

All you had to do was follow the god damn train!

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>>255381686
>>255381867
>>255381872
How are you holding up?

Man what a bunch'a jokers

>>255382219
HAMUIIII
Or however it's pronounced.

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHA!

YEAH, WHADDAYA WANT?
My, you're a tall one!
Time is money friend!
Selama Ashal'anore.
Glory to the Sin'dorei
I haven't played this damn game since 2010

"Make way for the Napalm Bomb" China in C&C Generals Zero Hour was the best

>>255382312
>shooting based Doc Mitchel

You heartless monster.

HUH

>>255382219
Oh my god, definitely going to play this now.

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER.

>>255381989
idk lol :)

EH
EH
EH
EH

Guess the game.

>>255382341
what game
Mass Effect 2?

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>>255382219

>>255381686
>kill him first time cause fuck yeah i want money
>wait he has nothing
>find out what the lottery is
i swear to fucking god obsidian planned that. i felt so fucking bad. i also laughed for like a minute.

>>255382582
Canada Simulator

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>>255382608
Every time.

>>255380772
simple when you know how

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FOX, GET THESE GUYS OFF ME

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER

ENEMY
MAN
200 METERS
TO
YOUR
LEFT

>SHIT! ROCK! YEAH!
>THERE IS BINGO ON THE TABLE!
>UH! UM! YEAH!

>>255381291
ZHANG MAN CHENG, RECEIVE THE POWER.

>>255382003
Oh my child how I'm glad I have found you.

HEYA! IT'S ME, IMOEN!

Yees, oh omnipresent authority figure?

>>255381573
Sshh, quiet, here comes the guard.

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My gun!

has there ever been another game where enemies guns will randomly jam and they try to fix it

>>255382219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJvSzJRSMSk

/thread

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>>255382219
>mfw getting cheeki breeki'd in The Walking Dead

>>255382834
is that terraformars obama rofl

ITS GONNA BE A BAD DAY L.A.

BY FIRE BE PURGED!

>>255382884
New Vegas, I think.

THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED!
A HERO IN SHINING ARMOR IS CALLED!
TO PUNISH EVIL FORCES, I HAVE BEEN CHARGED!

Shake shake

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>>255380772
>Hero, your will energy is low

PROSTAGAMA
ETIMOS

Outer ring stupid! Stand in the outer ring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjM5HuY6rVI

MUH NAYME IZ BOLO SAAANTOZII. LEDAH OFDAH REVOLOOSHENAIRY ARMEH KNOWN AZ DA REAPERS

>>255383478
WATCH THAT.

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Something's wrong
.
.
.
It's the grineer

>>255381178
I like the big ones
YOUR ALL FUR COAT AND NO KNICKERS, BITCHES
I AM WELDAHN THIS DOA'


>>255382661
I did that twice because I totally forgot about it when I tried another attempt at finishing the game

>>255382219
ALOOOOHHHAAAA
Get out of here stalker
I said come in! Don't stand there
Come over here marked one, I have some information that may well be of use to you
Come on, shpill da bheansh already
Oh, how could I done that
PAPALE PAPALE SUKE

>>255382124
Don't answer that
A rhetorical question

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Phew! Something died down here.

>>255380772
YOU'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER TO ROB WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

BETTER START RUNNING AWAY SO I CAN STAB YOU IN THE BACK

WELL AIN'T THIS IS SURPRISE

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>>255380772
fable for me it was

AYE MAN AYYYYYYY

I never did that fuckers quest, nor the linked one for the little bitch "HEY HERO!" in bowerstone.

>>255383647
god, remember when ME had potential?

>CHEESY VAGINA!

>IT'S MY SPERM, NOT YOURS ALIEN!

>YOU WON'T TAKE MY SPERM REPTILLIAN!

>YA SEE? REPTILLIAN DEATH RAY, GOTTA BE!

>>255380772
I SERVE THE FLAMING FIST

Aught

Aye Siwmae
That was a fine trade

>>255380772
I am assuming direct control
>fugu /v/

Stay awhile and listen
YOU'RE TOO LATE

>>255383571
ARGH SON OF A MIA

You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube!

you're not alexander

My list of job openings is huge, and I can't find any workers to fill the posts.
FOR THE BLOOD OF THE OLD FATHERS
Butt-kicking for goodness!
HOPE THEY LIKE BEEF / HERE COMES BESSIE
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

and of course
The substructure of the universe regresses infinitely toward smaller and smaller components. Behind atoms we find electrons, and behind electrons, quarks. Each layer unraveled reveals new secrets, but also new mysteries.

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>>255382054
>Think you can hide from me? Grenade!!

Fucking Christ.
The flashbacks
What game was that?

>>255384424
YOUR
MOTHER
SUCKS
DWARF
COCK

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>>255381294
>>255381408

>>255383890
in all the weird quotes in GTA 4 the cheesy vagina one stays with em for some reason

>>255384553
ODRIN
HERE BOY!
OOOOOOOOOODRIN!

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>>255383678
>the Ice here will damage your shields

Well we should have packed a goddamn coat, Lotus.

>>255384553
Go bump yer woman

THE CART NEEDS TO GO FOOORWARD

>>255384424
Foltest was a ploughing niggard and a niggardly plougher.