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Why don't we have a game based on these?

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Why don't we have a game based on these?
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I need those
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be cause Jackie Chan

try to think of 5 things whit out thinking of Jackie Chan
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Name 5 talismans without naming Jackie Chan
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>>255069143
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
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>>255068948
Fuck that was a good show Jackie a best
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>>255069143
Ox rooster horse dog pig.
check mate, athiest.
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>>255068948
Why aren't there more mystic kung fu games?
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>>255069139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8u4CEBVq7s
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>>255068948
There is one for the GBA
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>>255068948
>loved the fuck out of this show as a kid
>my mom gets some octagon tiles from Home Depot
>paints the symbols on them and adds a raised border
>my fucking face when I saw them
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There was one on the GBA, it sucked.

>>255069283
???????
???????
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???????
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>>255068948
you can only have one, which one do you pick?
I take the dog because immortality and good health fuck yeah
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>>255069542
??:?????
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>>255069539
Damn son your mum sounds awesome. Did you do lewd things?
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>>255069832
????????
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>>255069820
tiger so i can suck myself off
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Didn't Jackie Chan have 2 video games based on the cartoon? Pretty sure there was the a GBA game that had a US release and a PS2 game that was PAL region and scheduled for US but never happened.
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>>255069539

Your mother sounds like a wonderful person. Is she single right now? I'd sure like to fuck her and Hell, maybe even your step father if that's alright with you.

Would you like that son?
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>>255070003
She was when I was a kid.
She's actually mentally ill and an alcoholic. It got pretty bad when I was a teenager.

We never did anything lewd.
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Magic must defeat magic!
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>>255070039
Ew. Chink dog go home.
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>>255069820
Either Rooster (because fuck driving) or Sheep (because fuck yeah astral projection)
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would you jade?
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>>255068948
Game about what? Rocks?
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>>255070457
Without a doubt
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>>255069539

Awesome mum thread?

Mine would make custom birthday cakes, she once make one based on the Deus Ex logo, I didn't tell her to make that one either, she just noticed the symbol on the game's menu screen.

I reckon we still have a photo of it, I'll have to find it out some time.
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>>255069139
Potato Knishes
Sheep
Jackie Chan
FUCK
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>>255070418
why rooster when rabbit makes you fast enough to run on water?
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>>255069820
Could you post what each one of them did?
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Oh man, dat jade
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>>255068948

A game based on cookie molds?
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>>255070545
That sounds really nice anon.
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>>255068948
Why not pogs? You bitches ain't no match for my slammer.

>>255069832
>>255070003
????????????
????????
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>>255070545
please upload it faggot.
deliver or repent.
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>>255070147
She sure is dude, have at it. No step dad but if you like men, go ahead and poke whoever will have you. I don't give a shit.
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I don't remember the powers of each one but I remember they being pretty clever and some dumb generic shit like fire, water, air and lightning.
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>>255068948
Dragon is objectively the best medallion
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What about the jackie chan adventures on the ps2?
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>>255070730
>not some dumb generic shit like fire, water, air and lightning

Auto fix'd
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>>255070670

Too late for me at the moment I'm afraid, it's not even on this computer.

I might find it out one day though.
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>>255068948
Horse: Self-Healing
Dog: Invulnerability

to quote an underling when he had both equipped "That's redundant"
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ONE MORE THING
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Does Astral Projection make you immortal in a sense?
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>>255070991
You can still die if you have self healing
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>>255070991
astral projection and ying yang would be the worst draw
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>>255070991
>>255071193


>"Motion to the motionless? Spiritual Balance? Astral Projection? Why did I end up with all the loser powers?"
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>>255071067
what would be the point of healing when you are invulnerable though?
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>>255070991
I believe the horse can heal itself and others too.
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>>255069139

Jak and Daxter
Ace Combat
Chulip
Katawa Shoujo
Ico
End of Eternity
Catherine
Half Life 2
Antichamber
No More Heroes
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>>255071067
Why would you need to heal if you were invulnerable? You can't get injured while invulnerable, that's what it means to be invulnerable.
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>>255071416
You can still feel pain with the dog.
If I recall correctly having both made him immune to every attack.
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>>255068948
I want those
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>>255069820

I can't remember if it was the monkey or rooster that had shapeshifting but that one.
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>>255071416
>>255071516
because he wanted to have both so that no one else would
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>>255070571
Because I don't want to run, I want to fly. Technically you'd need Rooster AND Rabbit for "flight," but there yoy go.
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>>255071617
anon wants to be the little girl
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>>255070991
No, dude... it makes you, like, double invincible.
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>>255071745

No I don't, faggot. I wanna be able to be a dragon one day and then a fly the next. Life's fun when you can do whatever the fuck you want.
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Does this show still hold up?

It's on Netflix and I'm feeling nostalgic.
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>>255069509
And it's pretty bad.
On the other side Jackie Chan Action Kung-fu and Jackie Chan Stuntmaster are awesome, but unrelated to the show.
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>>255069139
Video games
Porn
Batman
Jackie Chan
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>>255071487
fucking underrated post lol
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>>255070397
You look like you could use a pork bun.
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>>255070574
http://jackiechanadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Talismans

Snake:
Invisibility

Rat:
Animate object

Pig:
laser vision

Sheep
Astral projection (leave your body in spirit form)

Dragon:
Combustion (explosions mainly)

Rabbit:
Speed

Monkey
Shapeshifting

Tiger
splits user into good/evil halves

Ox
Strength

Horse
healing

Rooster
levitation

Dog
immortality
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>>255069461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSsnGok_uwc
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>>255069461
Literally the only funny Tim and Eric bit.
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>>255071892
You need to watch it
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>>255071051
Your soul is always immortal. Your body, without the soul to control it, is very vulnerable.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVCCM_FaisU
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>>255071971
Monkey actually changes the target into an animal. At no point was it used to turn a person or animal into another person, other than to change them back. Of course, it was never attempted either.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP0icVdIzs
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>>255069139
Jak and Daxter
Alien Hominid
Crash Bandicoot
Killing Time
Inquisitor
Evil Genius
Cave Story
Harvest Moon: Back to Nature
Azure Dreams
Natural Selection 2

There's ten, so eat that.
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>>255070991
You guys aren't looking at the big picture!

Invulnerability is so that outside shit doesn't kill you.
Self-healing is so that your own cells don't begin killing themselves off due to damaged/unwound telomeres and other factors, in other words; so that inside shit doesn't kill you.

With both, you're immortal!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4F4fTG_6E
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>>255071971
>Horse
>First seen in "The Rock". Gives the user the power of Healing. Its magic is that, "if activated, the Noble Horse expels all alien forces within," curing the user of foreign bodies (i.e. germs, viruses, etc). It can also heal physical injuries, repair broken objects and instantly relieve physical pain and disorientation (such as sea sickness) It was so effective that it even healed a hole the size of a cow in Shendu's chest in a few seconds. Found in an unknown mountain lodge.

Holy Fuck I want Crazy Diamond
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>>255072356
and your chances of becoming permanently stuck increase to 100%
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>>255068948
Probably make a better board game than vidya.
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>>255072467
Unless you decide to ditch a medallion or stop healing yourself
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>>255072467
Combine that with astral projection, invisibility, shapeshifting and/or levitation and you've got some crazy shit going on.
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>>255072356
actually dog makes gives you perfect health too, in the episode where they found it uncle was feeling all sore with his arthritis and stuff, once he started wearing the talisman he suddenly felt like he was 20years old again, hell I think he survived a whole tower crumbling
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>>255069139
Jack Daniels
Jack Bower
Jack and Jill
Jack Frost
Jackie Ma from Sleeping Dogs
bam
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>>255072598
Touche
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>>255068948
Where the hell did you get those.

Please anon.
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>>255069139

Feminine Penises
Dragon Dildos
Fellatio
Jackie Chan
Penis Inspection Day

How'd I do
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>>255071487

lold
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>>255072906

Gonna guess either deviantart or etsy
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>>255072968
>Feminine Penises
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>>255069139
Jaundice
Action movies
Cancer
Kittens
Improved explosive devices
Entropy
Crete
Herpes
Anal sex
Nintendo
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>>255072427
>Not wanting to be impervious to harm in the first place
>not wanting 20th century boy without the downsides of having to be down for it to work
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Was Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures actually voiced by Jackie Chan

Thats the most ive ever said Jackie Chan
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>>255071984
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>>255071971
Kinda lame how dragon and pig are so similar, but I would pick monkey if it meant I can be a little girl, if not, then either dog or rat (assuming I can find a life size model of my waifu)
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>>255073139
>Improvised
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>>255072667
If you use the Rat to give motion to the motionless and use them on skeletons, along with the Sheep, Dog, and Horse you could become a master of life and death. Like a lich king or a lord of spirits
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>>255073361
No
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>>255073361

No, it was voiced by some guy who now does Monkey for Kung Fu Panda
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Because Jackie Chan
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>>255072019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
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>>255073135
that's kind of hot
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>>255072427
>curing the user of foreign bodies

What if you gave the horse to a pregnant woman?
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>>255073085
There are some on there, but not remotely as fantastic. Those are incredible.
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>>255069539
yeah but, did you fuck her
also sexy cat
>tfw fapping to the mom from amazing world of gumball
>tfw no face
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>>255073739
Well?
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>>255073570
>>255073572
>no
My childhood is a lie.
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>>255074442
what?
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>>255074780

>You will never fuck a little girl

at least without going to jail
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>>255074780
Quit being coy. Post it.
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>>255074919
Move to south america.
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>>255074780
>IT'S SO HARD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL FUCK A LITTLE GIRL
everytime
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>>255074780
>it's so hard to find someone who'll fuck a little girl
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>>255069820
i pick the rat and head to mounth rushmore
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>>255073829
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>>255075386
God I hope you're planning to reenact that one episode of Dexter's Lab

that shit was tight
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>No mention of uncle in this thread.

You guys make me sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77_rbyIXGyU
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>>255075606
that's kinda hot too
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>>255071971
>Pig:
>laser vision
I'll never understand why they went with this.
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>>255073298
>Not wanting to be able to remake a meal you ate from your shit and serving it to your enemies
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I had the GBA game and it sucked. It was one of the first games I got for the system, the other being Spongebob SquarePants: Super Sponge.It also sucked.
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>>255075737
I guess the power to wallow in your own shit wasn't cool enough
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>>255074780
>IT'S SO HARD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL FUCK A LITTLE GIRL
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>>255074074
Nicole is fucking cute, dude.
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>>255075606
thank you for posting this, it's what i wanted for so long
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>>255075840
>tfw I already have that power
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>>255075737
it's a pun
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I wanna bang an older jade so badly
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>>255075990
what
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>>255075990
explain
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>>255075737
Heat beam eye blast?
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>>255076273
Heat beam eye blast
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>>255076148
>>255076142
>Space ripper stinky ass
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>>255076273
>>255076350
What's that supposed to be a pun of?
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>>255076142
>>255076148
pigs in a pod
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>Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee will never star in a buddy cop TV series
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>>255076493
What!?
I think you mean pig in a poke which has nothing to do with lasers or vision.
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>>255072708
>>255071516
>>255070991

Well, Finn also slammed into a car tunnel (While he was on top of a truck I think) and then he says "Immortality hurts."

This is probably because he had switched his Horse talisman with Ratso's Pig (I think).

So they're not actually redundant.
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>>255075737
>Not wanting bacon vision.

Look at this pleb.
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>>255077232
you'd still get hurt with horse, it would just stop hurting faster
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>>255074672
>>255073572
>Voiced by some guy who now does Monkey for Kung Fu Panda

Damn, that anon smoove
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>>255077997
>He thinks he's being sarcastic.

"James Sie (born December 18, 1962) is an American actor, voice actor,[1] and comedian. He is the voice of Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures, Master Monkey in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, taking over for Chan, and Eddy Raja in the Uncharted series."
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>>255078435
Oh my fucking god.

I could have swore that I saw on a movie advertisement or during the credits of Kung Fu Panda that they said Monkey was played by Jackie Chan.
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>>255078781
The heart sees what it wants to see.
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>>255078435
WAIT

ON THE PAGE FOR THE KUNG FU PANDA FILM

"Jackie Chan as Monkey, a Gee's golden langur and member of the Furious Five; he has an easygoing attitude, and like Sun Wukong, the Monkey of Chinese folktales, he is adept with a staff."
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>>255078781
>>255079254

In the movies it's Jackie. In the show it's that other guy.

The only ones who reprise their movie role in the series are Lucy Liu and the guy who did Po's dad.
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>>255079254
>James Sie (born December 18, 1962) is an American actor, voice actor,[1] and comedian. He is the voice of Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures, Master Monkey in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

>the voice of Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures, Master Monkey in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

>Master Monkey in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

>Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
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>>255079254
>>255079460
>>255079469
I wonder what it's like to be the guy know for being Jackie Chan when they couldn't actually get Jackie Chan.
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>>255080118

It's not as uncommon as you might expect.

People like Christopher Lloyd, Ewan McGregor and of course Robin Williams among others have some voice actors who fill in for them in video games, TV series and all that.
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>>255080118
I think - while obviously he is not famous by name - being able to imitate someone's voice well enough to be mistaken for them is pretty interesting.
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>>255080301
so genie in kingdom hearts isn't really robin williams?
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>>255075606
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>>255080534

I'm pretty sure he's voiced by Homer in most things.
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>>255080690
but isn't Homer rich as fuck?
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>>255070731
its fucking talisman u twat
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>>255080534
Dan Castellaneta, as >>255080690 said.
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>>255080534

Nope.
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What about these?
This show went so downhill after season 1.
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>>255080646
>good visual and worded humor
what is this comic even
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>>255069139
jews, 9/11, CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE, tanks, Jackie Chan
FUCK
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>>255081104
Was the one where the Brazilian turns evil part of season 1?
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>>255081104
Wait what? I thought the whole show was about the talismans and nothing else.

Damn, i loved that show when i was a little, but i can't remember any of those things.
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>>255068948
>why don't we have a game based on some plastic horseshit I paid $50 for in some chinatown coffin market?

We do, it's called Skylanders, my dude.
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>>255081104

claws are OP pls nerf
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>>255081367
Different cartoon, dude. It was called Shaolin Showdown.
Also, Jackie Chan Adventures eventually became about sealed demons and then about masks that summoned other kinds of demon ninjas.
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>>255081306
He turns evil in the season finale of season 1, then the first 2 episodes of season 2 continue that plotline.
>>255081367
It's from a different show, Xiaolin Showdown. The two shows are often associated with each other on /co/ because they have a few similarities.
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>>255081504
>Fight someone with the reversing mirror
>Instead of being able to teleport you're temporarily immobilized
GG was ez
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>>255081532
JC had a great run.
>Talismans
>Demons
>Oni Masks
Even the shit with the wizard and santa was passable.
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>>255081532
>>255081551
Oh, makes sense, i never saw Shaolin Showdown.

>Also, Jackie Chan Adventures eventually became about sealed demons and then about masks that summoned other kinds of demon ninjas.
Now that's something i remember.
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>love JC adventures growing up
>releases on netflix years later
>watch it again
Holy shit, it's so bad. Goggles are definitely off. The voice acting makes anime VA's sound like Mark Hamill
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Was JC Adventures a good show or was I just a dumb kid?
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>>255082206
How is it bad?
I remember it and I enjoy what I remember.

Now Gundam Wing, that was terrible. ANyone who enjoyed it shouldnt rewatch it.
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>>255071971
Dog without a question. Is there any real reason why you wouldn't want immortality?
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>>255082512
There's always gonna be that one guy who starts going on a rant about experiencing the heat death of the universe.
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>>255082512
Yes.
Government experiments once you are discovered. Imagine shit that unit 731 would do to you, now imagine that, but not being allowed to die.

Or they may just take the talisman away from you.
Also, you could end up trapped in a cavein, in agony for hundreds, maybe thousands of years as rocks crussh you and you just wait there.

or maybe someone just ties you up and throws you in a pit filled with cement.

Horse is best.
Assuming it works on mental problems, and cures my anxiety.

Also eventually you would end up with alzheimers or something. Uless dog covers that.
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>>255070457
Looking at Azula porn is like looking at Jade all grown up making questionable choices. Since you know... daddy issues
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>>255082206
What? No it's not. I watched it again last year and it's still fucking great. Easily one of the better shows that aired back then. It really helped that it had a continuity until most of the shows then.
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BAD DAY
BAD DAY
BAD DAY
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>>255081104
Didn't that raymundo guy betray them like 10 times
How did they keep falling for it?
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>>255083349
like twice I think, show was good for a while, there's a new one being made in canada or something.
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>>255083349
Nah. Raimundo betrayed them once. Jack Spicer temporarily joined them a few times, but only betrayed them once.
Omi betrayed them once.

That's all as far as I remember.
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>>255071971

Rabbit.
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>>255082502
But that opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljXFL4dyDIk
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>>255071892

It has it's ups and downs in quality, the last season was weaker compared to the others, but it was still good.

There are some gems, like the episode where they ressurect the mayan god of sun, the episoe where they rewrite history so the demons govern the world.

It was a prety fun show.
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>>255082615
You only cant die as long as you have the power, in this case the dog has to actually be touching you at all times. So all you have to do is take the thing off and you're mortal again.

That's a big downside for the dog. You lose contact with the talisman for any reason and you are at risk. Could be all the suppressed aging comes back at once, but I doubt that at least. Either way, there's no way you are going to live to the heat death of the universe because sooner or later you are going to make a mistake.
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>>255083889
00 had an amazong opening, both of them.
Great first season aswell.

Which karma decided was too much, so they made a terrible season 2 and horrid movie.

Shame, 00 had so much potential.
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>>255083031
Dog covers that. The big problem with dog is keeping it long enough to matter. If you can only hold onto the thing for a few years before someone takes it from you it doesn't do you any good, but several other talismans are useful from the moment you get them.
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>>255080790

Yeah, but he still works in a shitton of stuff. he IS a voice actor by trade.
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>>255068948
Crysis
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>>255083349

He only betrayed them once, because to be fair, they were being huge shitbags towards him.

There was a second time where he "betryed" them again, but that time was just a plan to foil the evil guys plans.
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>>255083184
>Le banes
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>>255071971
I'll take the Dragon Talisman and live a normal life
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>>255069139
>try to think of 5 things whit out thinking of Jackie Chan

My little cousin is watching that Karate Kid remake with the mirrors' kid in it

not fair nigga
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>>255071487
I laughed
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>>255084921
>Karate Kid remake
The one with the nigger?
I dont know why it bothered me so much.
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>>255085330
Because they were doing Kung Fu and not Karate
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>>255071971
New rule:
People will try to take the talisman from you. In order to keep it, you are going to need to rely on your own resources, especially the talisman itself.

Under this rule offensive talismans should be less useless, and immortality is near impossible to hold onto.

Now... imagine using the Rat to animate a life-size Space Marine statue...
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>>255085647
>animating one of my stand figures
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>>255085330
>I dont know why it bothered me so much.

Because Jackie Chan didn't get enough screen time
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>>255068948
>Jackie Chan Adventures
Isn't that a show for little kids?
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>>255085905
Aren't video games for kids?
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>>255071487
even used good games/10
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>>255086035
Aren't Tricks for kids?
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>>255086170
Tricks are for women; you're thinking of Trix.
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>>255082502
I'm gonna kill you Relena Peacecraft
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>>255086326
>muh Heero
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>>255086326
Yeah, it wasnt just the horrendus dub, the dialouge was terrible to.
As was some of the writing. Like when one was going to kill himself and stopped becuase a girl asked him to.
>Stand back, I intend to kill myself
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Is this a good Martial Arts game?
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>>255079460
Star Wars is full of that shit, all actors have VA "doubles".
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>>255087219
>Get that pussy, Uncle Jackie!
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>>255069139
>>255081249
toothpase
pizza
lamps
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ1rEaFKUAE
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>>255086283
he was right the first time ;)
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>>255068948
Nostalgia/10
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>>255087219
>Those thumbs up
10/10
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>>255070545
>tfw mom made me a bananas in pajamas cake, and a mewtwo cake.
Shiet nigga, those were great birthdays
>Implying I even remember those birthdays
But by the looks of the pictures, they were fun
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>>255088759
Was the cake banana flavoured?
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>>255078781
Does it even matter? Monkey had like 3 lines in the movie.
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