could we talk about mobile phone games for once? they're

no, mobile gaming is cancer

Mobile games are cancer. Next you'll want to make a thread about board games. I mean if you like pat to play games and shitty tower defense games that's your bag man.

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>implying mobile gaming is real gaming

pleb

>>254732679
Hi OP.
I've tried, but the lack of anything decent is terrifying. The only thing that you might get away with are some simple neat puzzle games that get boring after a week.

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>>254732952
>real gaming

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Uh, Love Live? That's the only thing I do on my phone.

It's more fun to download emulators and play old console games on my phone than it is to play games made for my phone.

i play 2048 and chess at work on break
oh man so much fun!

>>254732679
For emulators just search for the ones with oid on the end. Not in app store.

>Micro transaction
>SHARE!

I agree with ya OP. Some games are made from the ground up with mobile in mind and actually work well. Others are f2p cash grabs or shitty console knockoffs. It's a small percentage but there are mobile gems out there

> People actually think mobile gaming is cancer

Its not cancer. Its just another fucking platform.

50% of people who on mobile devices are cancerous though.

playing monster hunter freedom is pretty sweet.

i know a girl that spends like $50+ per week on some bingo game app for her iphone
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>254732679
Meh smart phones are for browsing the web or reading a book.

>>254733814
>tfw no android version for MHFU
and ppsspp is still unstable as shit for the monster hunter games, fucking capcom

>>254732679
honestly the only mobile game i play is xcom
but im kinda hoping enemy within is getting to mobile too.
and i really only dip in to it when i am taking a shit or waiting for the bus/train.

>>254733893
>ppsspp unstable
son a dual core and 512 mb of ram are enough
shit can even work well with shitty power vr gpus and ardrenos just work well on everything.

>>254734203
then I'm doing something horribly wrong to not being able to even play patapon 2

>>254733618
>Implying micrtransactions aren't cancer

>>254734373
patapon is problematic actually
but my shitty moto e can run peacewalker and mhfu/3rd and gods eater pretty well.
i can even play with psp and pc ppsspp users and i can connect to coldbirds server without problems.

Shit, I wish I knew World of Goo was for phones, the Terraria version is awful because the controls are shit.

>>254734849
world of goo and xcom are literally the best android games.
im literally only waiting for the cataclysmdda port which is unfortunately on hold for now.

Game Dev Story, Robot Unicorn, Plague Inc, Minesweeper and the oid family of emulators are the only things I use for gaming. Mobile gaming is pretty trash.

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Dem smartphone ports though.

>>254732679
How is PPSSPP on iOS? might got an iPad for free.

Why is there a 4chan clan for clash of clans?

>>254732679
>phone
>games

Killing games in lines and for bus stops is a 3DS. If you're too much a fag to pull one out in public you're an insecure faggot who wears fedoras and still thinks the 3DS is embarrassing and not your fedora.

Why did they make the android version of DQ8 so horrible?

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Literally the only game I play on my phone is Love Live.

>>254736267
Well I think anyone that pulls out a 3ds in public is a faggot. You're delusional if you think other people don't think so.

>>254737106
Waiting for the sega port of S3&K.

>>254737613
Im not being delusional. When you grow out of the stage that everyone looks at you in public, you'll realize that in public no one gives two shits about what you do.

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I got a bunch of games on my phone but I never really play them unless I'm on a long flight/drive/train. The only ones that I end up playing outside of that are probably Trials Frontier and Meow Sushi Night, or going onto my tablet or JXD to play emulated games.
I guess since I work from home mostly I have no real need to anyway, since my computer is just a couple steps away.

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They ported it to iOS.
I don't understand why they've yet to bring it to android yet.

>>254739070
I realize I wrote "yet" twice.

>noone plays minesweeper on their phones
plebs

>>254739848
Anyone on here play Nimble Quest?

For people who don't know, it's like Snake only it has power-up's, abilities, and enemies.

>I don't even know what my last post just said at the end there...

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>Download gba emu
>Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising while taking a shit all day ery day
>mfw

>>254732952
>Real gaming
End times are near. /v/ is taking vidya to serious.

Never get a windows phone

I have an android and I play few games on it, pretty much the only one I've played more than an hour is pixel dungeon. Wanna play xcom but full price is a bitch

>>254740268
You must have horrible hemorrhoids from doing that all day...

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>>254740268
Eat some fiber you unhealthy fat fuck.

you're gonna kill me for this but I think plants vs zombies 2 is a pretty good game, it doesn't really affect you on the pay2win part since you'll be farming coins like crazy with the garden and you'll drop sprouts really fast during the stages

>>254739070
Because they don't want my money.

>>254740843
Anybody else play Metal Slug Defense?
I think it's pretty good.

>Have a blackberry
>Use it for it's intended purpose
>Phone, text and email
>Only game I play on it is solitaire
>Miss out on all the great apps
>Certainly not willing to pay for for a badly valued android/iphone phone with an extortionate contract

I can't deal with how people will spend shitloads for an iphone and end up paying bullshit money on F2P games

I want to play that barcode waifu game

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>>254740836
Is it really, I know that everyone was shitting about it and that other game EA released for mobiles.

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>>254740989
>tfw when I just dropped hundreds on an unlocked samsung s5

Why did I spend so much on a fucking phone? Well at least I can watch .mkvs without converting them.

Only 'good' mobile game I've played is Clash of Clans, and good is not the word I would use to describe it.

>>254741184
surprisingly the moto g is extremely good when it comes to the price/quality ratio

>>254735728
Fucking awful.

>>254740989
iPhones are extremely cheap

Get a job you NEET fucking loser

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>>254740989
Anon, just buy an unlocked phone from Chinamalnland, assuming you're on a GSM network. They may not be up to level with MUH NEW LG WITH THE 1440 DISPLAY it's a nice phone if you can handle being a slave to the company but they can still be quite decent phones for the price point.

Just one word niggas.
Kairosoft.

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>>254740836
>mfw I finally caved and tried Candy Crush
>mfw I actually liked it and thought it was a pretty cool strategy/puzzle game.

Despite all that I definitely think the game is rigged. You'll take 10 turns to beat a stage, and then out of nowhere the game gives you all the good fucking moves and more. It's not even subtle about it either.

Someone gave me their old Galaxy S3. Can I decently run emulators on it?

>>254740467

From doing what?

Sitting on the toilet for a long time?

Does that cause hemorrhoids?

>>254741773
being stationary for a long time (either sitting down or standing up) can increase the chance of having hemorrhoids, they're painful as fuck.

>>254741184
I've been out of the mobile phone game so long I know some shifty fucking salesmen is going to try and sell me a bunch of bullshit

The other week I was buying a laptop for work and the salesmen tried to fob me off a McAffee anti virus for 20 britbong dollars and if I got a virus it would cost £50 for them to remove it even when I told him 20 times I didn't want that AV and if I got a virus I can remove it myself. I don't want to be THAT guy who does stupid shit like buy gold plated HDMI cables for 50 times the cost of a regular cable. That's how bad I am with phones right now, I will be that guy who pays for extra bullshit.

>>254741479
>£400
>For a phone

I can't justify that

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>>254741773
Anything that puts pressure on your anus will cause them!

Is emulating pretty easy to do on android phones?

I used to have an iphone, but i am looking to get a new phone soon. Also, are there any good ports for android phones?

>>254741773
Yes it does.

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average smartphone games

I only play picross games on my phone.

>>254742137
I had no idea how many Puzzle and Dragons rip-offs existed...

>>254741918
>>254742090
>>254742063

>tfw I already have them
>tfw now I know exactly why

Thank you anons. Now I'm a lot less worried about why my asshole is in pain.

Do they ever go away?

I need to know, this is important.

>>254742137
do they have as much monster waifus as puzzles and dragons, because I can't play it in my country

>>254742339
Find a long object and shove it up your anus to push the hermroids back in.

>>254742339
no, good news is they'll go numb eventually or you'll suffer a rectal prolapse. I recommend you start eating more apples, fiber, drink water and walk around your house or do some excersise at least 2 hours a day

>>254733361

But touch screen buttons are shit and carrying a bluetooth controller around makes you look like a loser.

>>254741976
Jesus at least I'm not you.

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>>254742339
It was not my intention by teasing a random anon about hemorrhoids to actually help someone today...

Technically they never really go away, but if you continue eating fiber and limiting your time on the toilet, you should be better. Just avoid pushing when you got to the bathroom and let it happen naturally. Godspeed Anon.

Casuals and normies

>>254742798
My phone's anime girl wallpaper already makes me look like a loser. What am I saying? Actually I am a loser but I suppose I'm happy with it. I'd rather people just pretended I don't exist.

>>254742982

Those are some serious self-esteem issues you got there, friend.

Sonic CD and 1&2

>>254742982
Damn Anon! Why'd you have to go and make shit all serious now!?

Like you said at least you're happy. Have you ever played Gitaroo Man? Maybe that would help you with your self-esteem.

>>254743263
Nah anon I acknowledge that I'm a loser. I don't think knowing my place is necessarily a negative, and I just don't really enjoy talking to people. It just feels like too much work.

>>254743397
I wouldn't call it serious but I haven't played Gitaroo Man. Maybe I'll try putting it on my psp sometime.

>>254743384
I have to be honest, touchscreen controls or not, those are the best Sonic ports in existence.

>>254743637
Do try, it's definitely worth the experience.

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>>254742339
>Stand at work for 7 hours a day 4 days a week.
>mfw I'm pretty sure my hemorrhoids is caused by my promiscuous homosexuality

>>254743974
Downloading that shit. Hope it's good anon.

>>254744059
Don't think so quickly, my girlfriend's hemorrhoids got better after multiple sessions of anal sex.

>>254744078
I'm sure you can tell the game is very cartoony from the cover art, so I hope it doesn't turn you off from playing it. The game, despite it's goofiness has an ongoing plot of believing in your own ability.

>>254744539
I'm not someone you have to worry about not liking something because it's cartoony. I'm sure I'll like it anon. Here's hoping it's uplifting.

>>254742137
>all that P&D ripoff
Jesus christ

Mobile games are for people who leave the house, so /v/ is the worst possible place to ask about them. the V doesn't stand for "vlove of the outdoors"

>>254742137
Choke full of originality.

Got muh Oneplus One.
What should I play?

>>254745698
go shill on /g/ some more

Canabalt is pretty good.

I play things like that all the time on the train to work. Wouldn't play anything much deeper than a time waster type thingthough.

Surprised at how many seen games are on the Play Store.

are smartphones as powerful as the 360/PS3 by now?

>>254746021
Never been, let me guess they all like it there?

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>>254744718

>>254746039
Weeb. Phone auto correct, ironically enough.

>>254746039
I hated that game.
worst game in that particular humble bundle if you ask me.

>>254741696

Fuck yeah. Mega Mall Story is the best.

>>254746168
New tegra chip as strong as gamecube

Leo's Fortune
Wave Wave
Super Hexagon
Tials Frontier

just to name a few

>>254746813
Nope, it's far stronger than the Gamecube, you need a lot of power to emulate the GCN.

2014 smartphones are probably more powerful than the 7th gen consoles.

>>254741696
Kairosoft games are pretty good.
But after a while they get stale because they are more or less the same thing with a different skin.

Anybody knows if there's been any updates about the android version of project phoenix?
I didn't support the kickstarter because I couldn't afford it because unemployment and priorities but I was really looking forward to it, but I've not heard anything new since it reached it's goal.

>>254747204
game dev story is probably the best game on mobile i've ever played

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What's the best looking mobile game? is it pic related?

>>254748539
I used to be so good before EA aquired and fucked it up.

>>254740972
I played it, it felt cheap as fuck and the pay 2 win model was awful

>>254749984
Once you beat the first world you can pretty much ignore the medals and you can get them through online play and daily login.

It does feel a bit cheap, but I found it lots of fun and I cleared the whole game and never spent a cent on it.