There is not enough content of Xbox Original-tan
Who gives a shit about your imaginary enime girls to make look like console. Are you lonely? There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
>omg look i use pc that means that pc guys is me and its like im super strong and buff and shit, totally not a fat virgin loser
>omg all those consoles are actually girls and they want to fuck
I want normalfags to leave this fucking place
I bought a 2DS.
I don't regret my purchase.
Are you actually going to sit there and imply that PC doesn't have ridiculously strong hardware compared to its counterparts? I know it feels close now, because a new batch of consoles just came out, but wait two or three more years and the pictures will be all the more relevant.
PC also tends to be shown in an appropriate light: strong, but far from perfect.
Well it's still coming in the mail, but from the countless videos I've seen that don't actually talk about how the buttons or dpad feel, people with small-medium sized hands say it feels incredibly comfy and more durable.
It's bound to be better than the regular 3DS, I can't recommend that pile of rushed design to anyone.
Yeah, I can't argue with that. I got used to the shoulder buttons though. D-Pad...there's no defending that, both in usability and placement. Doubly true if you've ever used the wonder that is the Vita D-Pad. Best D-Pad in decades, I swear.
It's impossible to keep them out, but you can scare some of them out.
>there are people who bought an xbone because xbone-tan
I wish there was more of snes-tan
Because the image implies "girls" reactions are because of the faces PC is putting on.
But the smaller context is the FPS, screen resolution, High res texture packs and Modability.
Basically the comic kind of glosses over the real joke with it's own imagery.
So it's Subtle. You Cunt.
I love these because PC-tan is, basically, a physically imposing, arguably "perfect" specimen, but mentally, is hedonistic and kind of weird.
If there existed a real person who was a world-class body-builder, won gorillions of strongman championships, and was considered "Hottest guy alive" by People or Cosmo or whoever the fuck, but played with train sets, wore tiaras, and had tea parties with cardboard cutouts of anime girls, people would think he's absolutely fucking weird.
Yeah I don't get it either. He's a funny character because of that natural subversion that stems from real life trends.
Is there more of this? I love this female-male size difference.
>There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
LOL. That's so funny, because I actually talk to a reasonable amount of women and exchange numbers. Thing is, they never respond back, I feel like such a fucking moron after it's all said and done. I even messaged 30+ women on okcupid and only 2 Neanderthal women (whom i did not contact) and 2 gay guys (1 transgendered who I also did not contact) messaged me. Am I that fucking ugly? I mean, that's how these things go right? women in their 20+ are only looking to fuck and get in relationships with 6/10+ guys, especially when it comes to this online crap. I'm never anyone's "type".
I did this last night but the thread 404'd before I was done ;_;
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PC-tan is actually
Take a look at the actual imagery you spastic.
The FPS counter, Smokey 1080 and MOD's are not the main part of the image.
They are actually harder to notice than the faces. The only one that's easily noticeable is the High res texture pack which is part of the joke.
I'm not saying they weren't visible. I'm saying they actually didn't force the joke into gigantic fucking letters like some shitty webcomic.
Can we have PC playing VN and datesim on multiple monitors like this?
I would hardly call it subtle. Even if you have a extreme case of ADHD and didn't notice it the first time around because you were too busy fapping to PC's manly faces, the joke would be impossible to miss the second time around. It'd be subtle if the faces actually represented the change in PC's face, apart from modding I guess, or if you could only figure out the joke the sixth or seventh time you read the comic. I'm proud of you for figuring the joke out yourself, but you don't need to act like it's a fucking secret.
I don't know either, but I assume it's because Nintendo has been around longer than the other two. So she's more like a cougar with a specific tastes, rather than the other two who represent younger girls.
because kinect can't see for shit (so she has bad eyesight) and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.
or maybe because she's a younger console franchise than the other two
PC tan should be a female like the rest of them. Immortal, perfect, sad muscle girl who just wants her old friends back, but can't look soft in front of the newer generations.
>and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.
Exactly, that's my point.
There's too much fussing over why the designs are the way they are. We should just enjoy what we have.
>he can also do the job of every console if he wanted but dosnt.
Yeah, like that N64 and SNES he can't get right. Besides, PC clearly doesn't fuck all the rest. Have you not looked at any comic in the thread? PC is a goof, a show off, and a sucker for nostalgia; hardly perfect.
It should be a girl just like the rest.
Endless streams of indie shit, only some of which end up cursing consoles, goofy trash like simulation games, and cancerous communities like ASSFAGGOTS, Steamkids, and the "I only play modded skyrim and nothing else" crowd. Oh, and imperfect emulation, I suppose.
Well dude, there's a plethora of things that could be "it". Maybe you try to use opening "lines" on them, maybe you're some kind of edgy faggot, maybe you're ugly like you said... who knows. It could even be that you're a handsome young man with reasonable views of the world and the ability to partake in an interesting conversation, and you're just unlucky.
What I've found though, is that no one you find in a site like okcupid will give you much satisfaction in the end, even if you fuck them.
Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform? Couldn't we have a comic or something where he finds out he's adopted or disowns xbox?
>Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform?
Yes. What the fuck does Linux have to do with that comparison?
The cyclops thing is the kinect. I don't know if you didn't know, or if you thought somehow he didn't know.
She's always trying to make it up to other people since the PR nightmare that was 2013.
I don't understand what posting sexy skeletons is supposed to do.
>mfw I've been guy shit on my computer and it's been a girl this whole time
it's probably a lesbo by now
To be honest, I just want more musclegirl content.
Though it is weird that only PC is male. Seems like a sexism thing, but I don't care enough to analyze it. They're just mspaint comics.
>Many people on /v/ like nintendo + PC
>many people on /v/ like milfs
>multiple comics where wiiu-tan lusts after PC
Guys, this isn't a hard thing to figure out.
that is just the voice synthesizer for blinds people, every one and their mom knows its always better to have a female voice talking to you than a male
the male voice bank on xp was if you wished to change the voice bank, but it would still default to the female on the blinds help page on control panel
>Xbox-tan looks up to PC as a big brother
>ps4-tan is jealous of PC
>WiiU-tan lusts after PC hard
>PC, despite being incredibly powerful, has tons of very silly habits and hobbies
This is the greatest harem anime ever
Someone who actually speaks nipponese well should introduce these to 2chan
If it even catches on a little bit there it'd be a goldmine
BUT ONLY IF YOU SPEAK IT WELL YOU FUCKS
Can steam box chan look like this and act Dom?
It's the pantsu, I think. I tried redrawing them dozens of times but I gave up in the end.
The only connection between xbone and PC is the operating system because they're both made by microsoft. For PCs that running a linux distro or BSD or anything not windows there is no connection, so why call them relatives?
Can't seem to find the finished one. Maybe I didn't save it.
Somebody should draw this.
Pc-tan walks in only to find SNES-tan and Arino
playing video gamesfor hours on end
>tfw your PC says she loves you
That's why PC is the master race. Your faggot ass consoles will never tell you they love you. They only use you for you money to fuel their DRM.
A lot of the good refrences are already in this thread. PC I think you get the idea on already.
These are all good refrences:
>People still use this term likes it's supposed to be an insult when all they're doing is trying to justify their pathetic life
I've been clicking mine every few minutes since I made it.
No wonder you can't find anything.
You've never searched for it.
But it isn't an insult. Do you think writefags/drawfags/Xfags are meant as an insult ALL the time?
Of course not. If so, drawfags and writefags wouldn't exist and /tg/'s weekends would be a lot less interesting.
The pic is funny because the 2DS is actually superior to the regular 3DS
Ah yes, I remember how we knew about Splatoon and Project Steam, or what Miyamoto's projects were, or if we were even going to get a glimpse off the new Zelda, and all that Smash stuff we already knew about.
Oh, wait, no we didn't.
>tfw dating tall, amazoness girl who resembles xbox original-tan
>tfw I still enjoy these threads
Because tans were started as a clever campaign to heal microsoft-hate on /v/ and it's working stupidly well.
Yes, people have bought an xbone thanks to these stupid comics, that's how bad /v/ is
>he still thinks normalfag means normal people
That never fucking works, anon. It only works if the original creators of the thread specify a specific time.
It's why Lewd Weekend is a thing on /tg/ for draw and writefags.
>tfw you lie on the internet for self gratification
>tfw you lie on /v/ of all places
>3-A-B will never come back to draw console-tans
forgot my face.
Fuck why do I feel guilt for fapping in front of my computer now?
Sorry, I was making a joke the second time about it being a trap.
>Mfw this is going to suffer the same fate as DS upscaling
>Mfw "game journalism" sites are going to write articles on the personification of consoles, use oodles of our OC in their article, then attribute the entire thing to reddit
Mark my words, its going to happen.
To me, someone who's actually interested, yes.
That's factually wrong. SNES is still 97% at best, and N64 is still pretty average at best. Paper Mario, the Banjo games, Bomberman 64: The Second Attack, Mystical Ninja, DK64, Blast Corps, both Snowboard kids games, and many other games still have multiple errors in emulation
>everything you like will eventually go to shit
why even live
Could one of you guys please tell me why there isn't a Sega Saturn tan?
Welp. Time to download rustle's .exe again, and read AI love you.
I had my waifu with me this whole time. O-oh gosh! She's a laptop.
I only like it for the scene where she does fetish stuff for the Internet on webcam. Those breast expansion, muscle growth, and giantess pages are all perfect.
Too bad it's just futa stuff the rest of the time.
>looks like a woman
>talks like a woman
>acts like a woman
>must be a man
>implying neo-/v/ know him
I wouldn't be surprised that some people in this thread don't even know moot.
And thank goodness too, this guy's bound to be persistent.
>implying that's not one of the best character archetypes when taken to the extreme
It doesn't really change the term. It will be eventually substituted by something else.
I've been lurking since around 2DS-tan was made. It's not a dick waving contest though.
It took me this long to realize how meaningless these threads were.
>Finally decided to not buy a PS4 and just try to upgrade my PC as much as I can because of PC-tan.
Why is he so based. When I grow up, I want to be like him. Ripped, bald and dense as fuck.
You know not to be this guy but isn't this pctan?
Nice Joystick... Alright...the truth, then. You're right about one thing -- I do need Hardware, And Games! Wanna know why?! I have a dream! That one day, every person in this gaming community will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free dammit! A nation of gameplay not cutscenes -- ruled by skill not social justice! Where the individual changes to suit the game, not the other way around! Where design and funding are back where they belong, in the hands of the developers! Where every developer is free -- to think --to act -- For himself! Fuck all these limp-dick journalists, and these chicken shit reviewers! Fuck this 24/7 spew of internet celebrities and SJW bullshit! Fuck Gay Pride -- fuck the publishers -- Fuck - all of it! The gaming industry is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new Industry will be born! Evolved but unchained! The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to play as they see fit! They'll make Gaming great again! You still don't get it! I'm using console-war as a business to get elected! So I can end console-war as a business...In my new Industry, developers will die and develop...for what they believe! Not for money -- Not for SJW-points -- Not for what they're told is right! Every developer will be free to fight his own wars! Hah...so, what do you think?..
>PS4: You don't know how it's like to fight with other consoles, steal exclusives and kill franchises just to get new games!
>PC: But you DID get new games! Through sheer processing power and your own set of games!
Something like that, maybe?
Grow a sack and learn to accept change. When this fad dies, another will ineluctably take it's place. Enjoy it while it lasts, then move on to the next wild ride and have a fucking blast. And the cycle continues unabated. Of course you'd know this if you weren't such a retarded faggot.
I hope I'm having my leg pulled right now. Just kidding, that's my penis.
I never said I don't want things to change or that I hate change. I never said I hated this either. The only faggot here is you for assuming shit and for being on a high horse with a dildo mount.
Because PC is overpowered so PCfats can see themselves as the god of all console-tans
It's like making sanic comics and making yourself the idealized protagonist who gets all the pussy.
>The pic is funny because the 2DS is actually superior to the regular 3DS
The joke is that 2DS is fucking retarded, because everyone thought the idea of it was fucking retarded when it came out, which is why so many 2DS drawings and doodles have her drooling like a retard. The drawing itself is a reference to that Dodou + Bellsprout Pokefusion.
Now people are coming out and saying that it's actually comfy to use and there's also the obvious benefit of 2DS costing less. Better 2DS drawings are coming out and it feels great.
>boo hoo these threads are so meaningless
>it's just a flavor of the month circlejerk
>how dare you just assume I don't like these threads
Gee, I wonder how anyone could have possibly reached such a conclusion. Next time, instead of making yourself look like a gigantic twat then backpedaling like the bitch you are when someone calls you out, just keep your fat fucking mouth shut. It would make things a lot easier on you.
Well no one could know it would be more comfy for them before it came out. So there is that. Personally I find it a lot more comfortable to use than a 3DS. Still haven't held a 3DS XL, but getting the 2DS allowed me to get two more games at the time, so even if I would have preferred the feeling of the XL. I still think the 2DS was the better choice at the time.
Only the details, if you focus on them.
The comic is nice otherwise, shows emotion through poses, delivers a good punchline, and overall works.
I had never noticed the ugly hands before.
>>boo hoo these threads are so meaningless
They are and will change eventually
>>it's just a flavor of the month circlejerk
>>how dare you just assume I don't like these threads
Wow, someone who has been actively lurking these threads since 2DS-tan was created must not like this, am I right? But no, everything ever said about this threads must be positive or else faggots like you get pissy and try to be superior about what people like or not.
Yeah, there really was no way of telling that it would work out so well. It LOOKED stupid as fuck, but once you got it in your hands it was like "hey, this is pretty nice."
The build quality on it feels SUUUUUPER cheap compared to the 3DS and the XL, though. All of the buttons are wibbly, the d-pad is kinda mushy, and the plastic quality feels less like a gadget and more like a child's toy.
To be fair, that's what it is. A child's toy. But I'd love a 2DS with a higher build quality similar to its "big kid" sister consoles with higher quality plastics and buttons that aren't as mushy.