First post to end in 3 decides Valve's next release.
ricochet 2
>>254601363
Welp
>>254601363
>>254601363
Gaben no
>>254601363
Done
Alright, it's over
Good thread guys
>>254601363
Well that was quick.
>>254601363
Man, this is the second time this happened. First time I attempted this, it was "Ricochet 3". First response.
thank god thats over
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254601297
>>254601363
>>254601363
God damn you fucker
>>254601363
hentai game
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254601363
Well done.
1. BWT
2. SEL
3. S+W2
4. M:KoM
5. SD
6. TK
7. DW8
8. FFX-2
9. MR
0. GA
>>254601363
GOD DAMMIT
>>254601363
No fucking way!
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254601363
The prophecy has been made
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254601297
samefag scriptfag
>>254601363
THE FIRST
FUCKING
RESPONSE
>>254601363
Boasting in a septic head
>Gabe Newell rolls on stage at E3
>Ricochet 2 confirmed
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254602320
Nope, I got the 3 and I'm not OP.
>>254601297
>>254601363
WOAH WOW WEEE WOO
Valve's 2014 game confirmed to be Ricochet 2
>>254601363
>>254602565
I would play itwhile crying because never ever
>>254601363
for posterity
>>254601363
Threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2yndMZAnM
>>254601363
>>254601363
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSr2FgbvUkE
>>254601363
Damn.
>>254601363
IF 6 YOU ARE WRONG
>>254601363
>>254603326
thanks based anon
>>254603326
it's ogre
>>254603326
FUCK
>>254603326
oh fuck here we go again
>>254603326
OH SHIT
>>254603326
Oh shit!
>>254601363
>>254603326
WHAT IS MY LIFE
>>254603326
THE PLOT THICKENS.
>>254603326
oh y-yeah well if 9 you are wrong about him being wrong
>>254603326
Well, fuck.
Alright, OP back again. Round 2. First post to end in 3, you know the drill.
>>254603326
>>254603326
>>254603326
Well wtf do we do now
>>254603613
Ricochet 2
>>254603326
Okay, then.
If 4, it's Left 4 Dead 3.
>>254601363
>>254603613
Dota 3
>>254603326
WE HAVE A CHALLENGER
>>254601363
>>254603613Portal3
>>254601363
>>254601363
>>254603326
...So, no new release?
>>254603613
Half Life:Remastered
>>254603613
Half Life 2 remake.
>>254603613
Left 4 Dead 2.5
>>254603613
Team Fortress 2 Episode 1
>>254603613
Dota Strike 2
>>254603613
Dota 3
>>254603613
Ricochet 2
>>254603613
Ricochet 2
>>254603613
Nigga please, it's obviouslyThe orange box 3, with Portal 3, left four dead 3, and Half Life 3 all in one affordable package.
>>254603326
I can't believe m00t got rid of dubs....
>>254603613
Nothing.
>>254603613
Half Life 2 remastered
>>254603613
Free To Play: The Movie 2
>>254603613
Ricochet Two
>>254603613
ricochet 2
>>254603613
ricochet 3
>>254603613
League of Dota 3
>>254603613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs57e-viIKw
>>254602565
>>254601363
>nobody will ever get another 3
>implying it wont be Portal HD
>>254604045
oh hey slowpoke
>>254603605
>>254603609
>9 gets 5
>5 gets 9
>>254603613
Portal 3
>>254603613
The Orange Box Remastered
>>254603613
Half Life 2: Lost Coast Episode 1
>>254604203
Just like real life
>>254604203
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCK
>>254604203
well shit
>>254604203
Well, now it's "Nothing".
Any other contestants want to try and nullify it?
>>254604203
Better than Ricochet 2..
>>254604203
>>254604203
>>254601363
>>254604203
>>254604203
>nothing
>>254603613Team Fortress3
>>254604203
dayuuuuuuummmmmm
>>254604265
I fucked up, sorry anon.
>>254604242
hey...
>>254604203
If 0 you're wrong
>>254604203
If 6 they're releasing nothing because Gaben is getting ripped to personally beat the shit out of every Origin user.
>>254604203
>nothing
>>254604203
youre wrong.
check this 8 to confirm.
>>254604203
6 says you're wrong
>>254604704
>>254604626
Try harder
>>254604516
Too bad you didn't say 6. Thread would have gone ballistic.
>>254604203
No, Source3
>>254604626
>>254604516
>>254604586
>>254604704
Literally all 6 except the one that matters. 6 confirmed for God.
>>254604203
if 2 then gaben is going to beat your ass with a physical copy ofdota 3
>>254604801
Alright, 6 says he's wrong
>>254601363
>>254603326
>>254603613
>>254604203
God FUCKING DAMN IT!
If 7 Gaben will die in his sleep tonight
>>254604203
0gaben is coming to kill you
if 2 then thread is now about cum disposal
>>254604937
>7
If 1-9 then i wont kill myself
If 0 then EA buys Steam and Steam becomes Origin
>>254605350
>>254605350
I swear to god this thread is magic.
>>254604203
This 7 says you're wrong.
They'll release Half-Life 4, and then Half-Life 3 ten years later as the prequel to explain everything that happened in 4.
>>254605350
>>254605350
There is still hope left in man
>>254605350
Stream it faggot
>>254605350
LOLif even then sony buys valve
>>254605696
>if even then sony buys valve
you motherfucker
>>254605696If odds, Nintendo buys Capcom, SEGA, ATLUS, and Namco
>>254605696
> 0 is divisible by 2
>>254605696
WHY
>>254601363
MOTHERFUCKER.
>>254605350
TIMESTAMP SON
If 2 then Half Life 2 HD
>>254605696
Try harder, evens is a 50/50The 3 that's coming up 3 posts from now confirms your suspicions though.
>>254605696
If next post is 2 then Valve buys Sont
>>254606052
HOLY.....
>>254606052
well fuck son
>>254606124
WE'RE COMING FOR YA SONT
>>254606052
>>254606052
I swear, this thread is black magic or some shit
>>254606052
if 6 then no.
If 7 then Half Life 3 is released as a 3DS exclusive.
>>254606052
>>254605696
>>254605350
>>254604203
>>254603326
>>254601363
I WANT OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE!
>>254604203
if 6 your full of shit
>>254601363
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
This 3 says that Half Life 3 and Portal 3 are the same game
someone archive this shit
>>254606294
OP here. I don't know what I did or how I did it.
>>254606376
If 8 the ride never ends
If number thing habbens
>>254606376
If 7 then im giving /v/ a free trip to action park.
if 7 then /v/ is fucking awful and i hate you all die die die
If 5 than Chris Sawyer sues Atari and wins, gaining access to Roller Coaster Tycoon 4, and essentially removing RCT4M is removed off of the face of the earth.
>>254601363
>>254606587
Where's my trip
>>254606587
I want my trip anon.
>>254606587
Oh god please no anything but action park.
>>254606587
gibe
If 9, Gabe Newall has a heart attack, valve shuts down.
>>254606587
AWW YEAH LETS GO
>>254606718
>8
TYBG
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
They're OK.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Hey Halberstram.
Yes, Allen?
Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
No, Allen.
Is that a rain coat?
Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this,Four, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
>>254606587
if 7 I get trips
>>254606683
Here I am
If 3 we go to Disneyland instead
>>254606587
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park
>>254606794
>>254606794
wow again?
>>254606794
kqihdsuahfiahfoiadioahfuhawufh
If this post ends in a 4 then everyone in this thread gets...
BEES!
>>254606794
>>254606863
Well shit.
WERE GOIN TO DISNEYLAND!
>>254606863
Fuck yeah
>>254606587
>>254606863
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>254606863
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLLLL
If trips everyone in this thread gets banned for shitposting.If 3 I get banned for a week.
>>254606794
>mfw
>>254606863
FUCK YEAH DISNEYLAND
>>254606863
you motherfucker
>>254606794
i want this thread to impregate my mother, kill my father and become my new dad.
if this post number multiplied by the next post number is even, we can make this happen.
>>254606863
fuck yeah!
>>254601363
oh SHIIIT
If 7, everyone who has posted ITT dies
>>254606794
If 3, I leave /v/ forever and save myself from the constant shitposting.
if 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0
I won't get banned for two weeks
>>254607116
>>254607129
whats 9 times 6?
If 4 i will go fap to the first image replied to this.
>>254607226
54 motherfucker, guess who has a new daddy. THIS FUCKING GUY
>>254607116
>>254607129
6x9=54
If 4 my tests result will show up cancer
>>254607035
If this post ends in5you're permaban'dIf this post ends in 69 I'm permaban'd
>>254607226
this post
IF an even number, /v/ stops get threads altogether
>>254601363
>tfw nobody likes ricochet but you
>>254607258
>8
DO IT TWICE FAGGOT
FAP TILL YOU NUMB
If 6 I will take everybody here out to dinner
If this thread is closed
This thread has activated my trap card, THE CALL OF GETS
If 7 This thread is false and everyone in it is a double nigger
>>254607426
If 6 you get the fuck out forever
>>254607212
If even number I get banned for two weeks.
>>254607476
WELP
>>254607476
YAY LETS GO TO CHILIS!
>>254607345
let me just reverse these numbers for you buddy
>>254607476
I would like some pizza plz
>>254607476
well fuckcan we have a massive orgy after dinner?
>>254607476
lets go to jonnhy rocket
>>254607476
STEAK! FUCK YEAH!
>>254607545
>>254607476
Cool, where are we going?
>>254607476
i have expensive tastes
>>254607579
Maybe, if 4 we have a massive orgy afterward
>>254607545
holy fuck
>>254607545
>tfw we both got 45
>>254607306
>23:11:54
>54
>>254601297
5 and Valve drops Half Life 3.
>>254607476
Where we going anon?
>>254607654
This fucking thread
>This threadif 2 then we go for ice cream after that anon takes us to dinner
>>254607545
>>254607579
wtf what is this pic
I dont even have this pic in my folder
>>254607345
>>254607545
>>254607654
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If this post gets a 0 then valve annouces all of the following within the next year
>Ricochet 2
>Left 4 Dead 3
>Prospero
>Half Life 3
>Fstop
>a new IP entirely
If 00 they are all the best games of their respective years.
>>254607630
>Steak
How american.
>>254607545
>>254607654
>>254606863
Toasting in epic bread
>>254607654
Are you fucking kidding me
If 4 then Glados confirmed for antagonist of episode 4
>>254607545
>>254607654
woah
>>254606863
magic thread
>>254608023
fuck
>>254608023
what a faggot
are you bad enough dudes to get______trips :^)
>>254608023
BAN ME
>>254608023
Ruh Roh
Can Prospero be released pls
>>254608023
>>254608081
>>254608085
>>254608103
Alright MODs, do your job.
if 1 this thread dies
>>254608023
Nice talking to you, now get the hell out.
>>254608023
Holy shit
>>254608081
>>254608085
>>254608103
Bye guys
>mfw this whole fucking thread
checkmate atheists
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 get
>>254608103
>>254608113
Thank you based [s4s] man for letting /v/ have fun again
>>254605350
>>254608237
QUICK, POST BEFORE YOU GET BAN
A;SKDHKLJAWLAJCFOUBALMHCLABLJCHAFPHKPJADAWDNA;HDAWDGKAKJCABJKCgCALKCAKLGOCGABAIVCKABK.AZ, AKC;ALKC;ASOI
If 26 i will post my man tits
If 8401 I get to create a new board.
If 4 I'll be happy for once
If 5 I'll show my dick
Alright /v/, playtime's over.
If this post ends in a 3, this thread is now a spiderman thread. This is nonnegotiable
>>254608427
if 5 i grant this anon the gift of happiness
>>254608403
Damn so close.
>this entire motherfuckning thread
have another 54
>>254608403
>8403
>>254607476
I want a pork bun.
>>254608403
ONLY TWO OFF
>>254608403
>8403
gg faggot
>>254608387
I no longer believe in god
>>254608403
FUCKING CLOSE
if 6 then everyone posts loss edits.
>>254608429
>>254608448
So you'll show your dick, but not your beak? What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>254608562
well what about 8604?
>>254608565L0L
14 in celebration of the year of this thread
>>254608479
Thanks for trying anon, I appreciate it.If 8 you get sex from anyone you want.
IF SEVEN THEN THIS THREAD IS NOW FINISHED AND ARCHIVED!
If 8, then mods delete this thread.
>>254608647
>7
welp
>>254608565
FUCK I DON'T HAVE ANY
>>254608023
>>254608081
>>254608085
>>254608103
>not banned yet
If 7, the mods are dead.
What should I do if I get a 3?
If 8 then a meteor falls on moots house and 4chan is kill forever.
I think its ogre guys.
>>254608651
If 8 this negative nancy is b&
If 8758 then /a/ gets deleted
>>254608001
If this post ends in 8 then the Wii u is the best current gen console.
>>254608707
>7
welp
I can't wait to play some vid30games
>>254601363
If 3, Smash 4 never gets release,d and Nintendo fails.
If 6 the anon below has go go to sleep and can't fap for a year.
>>254608023
If 5, i get banned instead of these guys.
>>254608565
>>254608860
If 8 you get permabanned.
if 0 the guy below me will get 3
>tfw we cant get any more gets2
If 666 the devil comes down and explain what the hell is happening here
>tfw magic thread is dead
I-if 3 I commit sudoku
If this post ends in 4 then everybody in this thread but me gets banned from 4chan for a week.
If it ends in a 5 then I get banned for 2 weeks.
If even number, Homestar Runner is back for sure
9020
I am mod now
If 2, 4, 6, 7, or 9 then this thread gets a sticky
>>254608952
Based anon saves the day
>>254608952
OH SHIT
>>254608952
There's still hope, it seems
25
>>254608952
>2
stop it, im running out of reaction image
>>254608952
if 4 ultrazz is a memer
Check out my 6
If 0 then the magic f this thread has worn off and no one will get anymore gets
If 3, Half-Life 3 is made and releasedby Gearbox Software.
>>254608965
>devil
>comes down
>666
>/v/
if >>254609154, you will call me a script guy
>>254608952
Let's keep this gravy train rolling on Route66
5
>>254608952
Let me get some of that luck. 8.
If 9204 then /v/ gets deleted
>>254608952
The magic is revived!
5 for moot personally visiting everyone in this thread!
>>254608952
>>254609042
Really?
If 9 everyone in here has to actually play some vidya.
>>254601297
>>254609154
>>254609143
Hey guys
what if
Gaben~ makes half life 3
as a wii u exclusive
my 7 confirms this is happening for real
>>254609139
At least i tried :(
>>254609123
this post is meta as fuck
If 9301 dubs get reinstated
9256
if this posts spells 345 then we all become janitors
If 4,5, or 0, Ace Combat HD release.
Please, Bamco?
If 4 /v/ turns into /l/
>>254609270
You're a fag.
If 9, you have to write an autobiography about how much of a fag you are.
If this post ends in 7 then nothing happens
If this post ends in anything other than 7 then some serious shit is gonna go down
If these post ends in 6,then everyone must embrace the glory that is their birth right. Know that I am the Overmind,and you have been created to serve me.
>>254609265
You were so fucking close.
So fucking close.
Back onto Interstate7boys.
>>254609350
You mean4free?
If 6 then Gon comes back as a playable character in Tekken.
Check this 712
Why can I never get shit?7
If 3 then bed
>>254601297
If 4 then I'm the last post in this thread before it gets deleted.
Why is th1s so entertaining?
>>254607525
>not calling 5
NINE
I
N
E
>>254609424
>>254609429
>>254609442
Heh... kids...
What do you know?...
Not like any of you can get trips... pffft... Pathetic..
>>254609374
>>254609424
>>254609398
If 4 you have to write an autobiography about how much of a fag you are whilst sucking on 2 cocks at once.
601
Can /v/ count to 10?
I'll start
1
>>254609503
>>254609503
No, stop. Think about what you are doing.if 5 i stop this criminal
>>254609503
>>254609503
OH SHIT
DON'T FUCKING DO IT ANON
>>254609503
FUCK DON'T DO IT
S
I
X
>>254609424
MAGIC TANK REF1LLED
>>254609503
NO
NO
NO
dubbles
>>254609503
I don't even like anything chocolate, but please for the love of god, don't do it... DON'T DO IT.
>>254609503
DON'T YOU DARE
9673
>>254609424
Yeah that's what he meant.
I mean that's cool and all, but seriously check mydubs
>>254609567
>whilst
You're the fag
7
SLAMDUNK
Eat shit and get banned.
>>254609503
Anon just calm down don't get to crazy here
>>254609503
NOOOOO
>>254609503
You dont have the stones
If 4, the U.S. government successfully blacklists TPB and all other major torrent sites in America, and every American IP address to so much as visit TPB in the last 6 months was unknowingly archived by the NSA. All American visitors to TPB in the last 6 months will be successfully and un-biasedly fined $10,000 or be sentenced to 7 years in federal prison
>>254609503
NOOOOOOOOOOO
97/79
>>254609503
Will this 4 convince you otherwise?
>>254609719
5 for you choking to death on Donkey Kong's huge Dong.
>>254609503
You w0n't do it
If 3, everyone here stops and has to play video games
>this thread
THREAD THEME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBO9-RqsmsQ
>>254601363
>>254609815
If 3 I will fuck my brother.
the next post is >>254609951
>>254609503
Rolling 6 for you to not spell it.
>>254601297
If 4 I get permabanned
>>254609841
if 5 then the video game industry is doomed
>>254609815
>>254609514
You imposter
I'm getting pissed off at the number of failed dubs attempts.
Step up niggers.
>>254609815
EXPANS1ON COMMENCE
1 and I drink an entire liter of vodka
>>254609503
>I WILL FUCKING SPILL IT
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quads :^)
>>254609815
3 for I am the dong.
>>254609887
KEK
>>254609815
Okay faggots if this is a 8 we are all going to escalator land
>>254601363
If 3 then the person who posts below this post has to deliver nudes.
>>254610001
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>254610045
Aw shucks...
If dubs, Gaben dies from heart failure
>>254609996
>>254610001
you fucked up
6
>>254610006
NICE TRY FAGGOT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED YOUR8FIRST
>>254610001
sheeeeit
>>254609971
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
1
ch3ck th1s
>>254609374
The wi1 u is the best console and you have to accept that.
even-odd-even-odd
>>254610001
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>254609958
Nice try, faker.
>>254609971
>>254609815
>>254609971
>>254609815
>>254609971
>>254609815
I'm crying.
This is probably the best thread I've seen this month.
Bravo, OP.
>>254603326
This thread keeps getting better and better
If 4, i'll ask a girl out
Might as well try. If6, then I'll stop posting.
If 6, Zelda U is Skyward Sword 2
>>254601297
nothing
>>254609971
I've tried7times, and I've gotten nothing ;_;
>>254610001
At least he tried.
He probably couldn't even get dubs if he wanted to.
7 and everyones waifus exist
>>254610001
>>254610256
>Skyward Sword 2
N1GGER THAT'S HYPE
>>254610238
ayy lma0
On the 1st day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A dragon dildo
>>254610256
>>254610256
>>254610256
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>254610001
Nice neo-qu4ds
>>254610256
If7, you areright.
403
>>254610256
>>254610248
If 6 you didn't because I stole the girl you wanted.
>>254610256
YOU SON OF A BITCH FROG, I'LL KILL YOU!!!! AFTER I CHECK MY 4
>>254610193
noice
>>254610256
>>254610371
IF 8 EVERYONE ABANDONS THREAD
>>254601297
If 6 I get banned for 420 months
>>254610256
GOOD THING I DIDn'T BUY A W1I U
>>254610150
you had1chance
if 2, everybody in this thread must ask her out.
post results
If anything besides a 0, Valve will release HL3
>>254610256
I'mokay with this.
Check my 3time 2
>>254610256
Will Groose be set lo0se?
Man, this thread is da shit, is magic non stop.
Why can't 1 get anything?
>>254610217
FARUKON GETU
>>254610256
There is a bomb in this thread, and only a 3 can defuse it.
>>254610371
on the 2nd day of christmas
an endless supply of mac and cheese
>>254610238
Thanks.
>>254610585
fuck off moonbitch
>>254610585
Moonbitch
If 3 mods stop being mods
>>254610585
MOONB1TCH
>>254610585
Nice 5, Moonbitch.
>>254610585
Moonbitch
>>254610585
SPEAK AMERICAN NOT FUCKING MOON RUNES YOU BITCH
>>254610371
>>254610585
Moonbitch also, fuck you!!
>>254606587
>>254606863
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>254610585
Moonbitch check my 5
>>254610604
If 5 then it explodes
>>254610585
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU6
>>254610604
nah
>>254610536
He will for Hyrule Warrior5, not that anyone had any doubts.
>>254610585
lemme get that 5 off you moonbitch
>>254610585
YOU FUCKING MOONBITCH NICE GET
>>254609029
Holy shit. So close.
I love you fuckers
If this post ends in 4, You MUST ask out that girl and you MUST post results.
Come on /v/, grow some balls already!
Trips and the only thing left of /v/ would be a stickied post saying "Go outside"
>>2546106031
>>254610585
nice you fucking moonbitch
if 5 I will kill you all
>>254610706
NICE C0UNTER
>>254610706
AHHHHH check my 2, Skywalker
Good thr3ad
>>254610706
>>254610585
BAN3?
>>254610815
welp
>>254610604
Don't worry I'm a bomb doctor
Hand me the3
>>254610815
NO ANON PLEASE CALM DOWN
87 and you masturbate to the next thing closest to you
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>>254610815
WHY PEPE WHY
>>254610815
If 4 I kill you first!
>>254610815
Tim3 to run
You're a big guy4u
>>254610815
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>254610815
oh no :c not if I land this 6
>>254610815
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>>254610863
LOCK THE DOOR I HAVE CANCER
>>254610815
>>254610843
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>>254610706
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENINGIf 9 i fap to gay porn
>>254610843
>>254610815
>>254610863
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>254608773
kek
>>254610815
>>254610843
>>254610863