Can we get a hatemail thread going?
ITT: Post your hatemail
Not sure why this thread just made me remember that a couple of days ago I was on Warface co-op and had three times the kills and points than anyone else on the team while saving their asses and the faggots kicked me as we entered the helicopter.
I assume they were assblasted that their rank was far higher than mine, it's supposed to be teamwork
>tfw you kill someone and then bully you ;_;
I can feel his fedora through the screen.
After shooting the same guy 10 times in a row and he was constantly going for me
What would you say if someone was bullying you, then?
Never really did get much fanmail while playing dark souls 2.
Just the occasional bitching about "lag stabs".
I wasn't able to cap it but I remember what it said
>"You must be a fucking master at stealth like Big Boss because the only way your mom would've allowed you to have even been born is if you fucking snuck out of your mom's pussy"
ah i see, well toxic shit was really underpowered in DaS so this isn't as bad now. Hexers could fuck your shit up without even having to play the game in DA2
I just dont like it when somebodys tactics require no skill like spamming hexes in DaSII, like say there's just a 50% chance it will work every time with no effort, some people will just take the hit and miss chance and spam away instead of ever learning how to play properly
Number 2 (hue) E.Honda on GFWL - so essentially, first-loser of the shitter masses.
He forces a variable frame rate in matches, down to 5 FPS, meaning it's practically impossible to land a combo, while E.Honda's situational special moves can hit you from the other side of the screen while you fail to react properly.
He also can't do his signature move, hundred-hands slap which requires pianoing the punch buttons rapidly - Nigga only uses the move when he's jumping in, meaning he can mash the same button he's attacking from the air with to get the 5 presses before he lands
'I see a door that says PRIVATE'
That outtake made me nealry piss my pants
Why does this make people so mad?
During the Smash Invitational a lot of people complained about turtling too.
It's a viable strategy, just learn to counter it and don't repeat your past mistakes a retard.
>Acts all calm in the first posts then explodes in the last
Nah, I don't believe that
This guy was really angry
>Play vidya for years on all consoles and PC
>Never get hatemail. Not even once
>Start playing Street Fighter for a month (it's free on XBL)
>Suddenly get a tonne of hatemail
What the fuck? Why do fighting games do this to people?
Wow, he must really suck
I wonder what it's like to be this angry all the time
Gets them all angry because they're losing 1v1 in a virtual fight. I know exactly what you mean, people lose their fucking shit playing fighting games. Maybe it makes their adrenaline kick in like a real fight when they're trying hard
Maybe I should turn off my filter.
No, that would be ridiculous.
Last Oberfuhrer picture I have
I actually felt really bad after this. i did drop him a humanity before the fight though.
>Only message I've ever gotten was someone randomly insulting me and getting me mad because I was pushing the stage onwards in Dragon's Crown instead of waiting for some aspie to click every fucking menial glisten
Why can't I be better at being a dick? No one has ever insulted me on DeSo/DaSo/DaSo2 either.
why the fuck do you doubt its mine? what a retarded thing to say.
not advice, but i told him not to worry about it and that he'll get better. i invaded at an extremely low level just using the unupgraded falchion to try and give new players a neat experience without going super tryhard.
>Start playing GTA:V Online
>Gettin hack threats from asians
>Death threats from little kids
>Get a pot smoking 15yo threatening suicide because I kept countering all his sick nasty shit talk with "AYY LMAO/FUCCBOI"
The last one was fun
Did you atleast offer to train him to get good Anon?
>why the hell r u invading me here of all places
I'm guessing you were in one of the Abyss Chasms?
I don't even remember why I got this.
>Help some guy with ruin sentinels
>he sends me and other phantom a message afterwords
>"Thank you guys, I really don't think I would have been able to do it without you"
>Kill invader pretty easily
>"Woah, that armor looks really cool, where do you get it?"
I never know how to respond to this sort of thing, it just seems like they're being too genuine
A few days ago I was playing TF2 on an all-talk server and four guys from the other team trash talked to me the whole game because they know I'm friends with a guy who pretty much kicks everyone's ass around here. Now THAT is asspain.
>not getting an entire game population to hate your guts that they actually think about getting all the big clans to just hunt you down in every game instead of playing the game anymore.
You motherfuckers are small time when it comes to trash talking, I remember getting like 20 messages after 1 game of people talking shit.
Worst part I was the best one in the damn game.
I remember when i used to play with friends on XBL theres was this one dude who always used to get mad as fuck at people
>playing a game
>he's getting his ass wrecked by this one german dude
>he invites someone on to private chat
>when you invite someone on private chat, you can mash Y to send them constant invitations
>notifications don't stop popping up on your screen if this happens
>my friend isn't playing for like 10 minutes, just spamming invites
>german dude pops up on voice chat and just says 'dude i have notifications turned off'
>hear my friend throw his pad at the wall and storm off
I remember i always used to have voice chat come through my TV speakers because my headset was busted, and my mum walked in on me playing as my mate was bitching at some dude saying he had anus cancer from all the black dick he's taken.
>her face when
From a 4chan browsers perspective, someone saying that makes them look childish. It's the equivalent of saying you're calling your dad, except daddy isn't coming. It's probably making people feel like a kid just talked shit to them, though, which is why it gets replies
>That one absolute raging mong of a friend you occasionally game with
>He's always shit at every game
>Motherfucker acts like half the children captured in these images
>Has to stop playing to talk shit or send abusive messages mid-game
>Tfw second hand embarrassment
>Step 1: Bait for it
I don't have xbox gold or a ps3 though, and no matter how much of a dick I am to people in DaS they never respond
Maybe I should dick some people over in EVE
>tfw no dad to teach me how to pvp
>he's shouting shit at the other team
>really inane bullshit 'i fucked your mum, i bet you have no life ect'
>always laughs after everything he says to try and get everyone else to laugh at his witty insults
>he eventually says 'cmon guys let's leave this game, we can find better plays than these shitheads'
>someone in our party tells him that he's shit and he should calm down
>he tries to beat them up the next day at school
>gets a bunsen burner to the head
>cries at the sight of his own blood
man he was a massive cunt, i have no idea why i hung around with him
Didn't your father ever teach you to choose your battles wisely?
I always compliment genuinely impressive players, regardless of team, provided they aren't already dicks.
I was once in a TF2 match against a scout who must have been pro or something, he was insane. Completed objectives, wheeled around everyone else, took down anyone regardless of class. Don't think I killed him once. I typed in chat something like "Damn [username] you're KILLING it."
The scout himself didn't even reply (typical Gregor.) But another guy on THEIR team (who had been shittalking all night) actually got mad that it wasn't HIM getting the attention and started focusing his shittalk and effort on me. Remember kids, skill is rare but manners are free.
>cries at the sight of his own blood
>fireball spam with saget
>roblox hate mail
i once spammed in the comments of everything that i would give out free robux to the first person who pm'd me so i could make them cry that they were too late
got this gem
Last time I killed someone on
League of Leltoo many times, they added me after the game.
I got this gem:
[8:38] RosCoNN: gay die cancer head
fk you cancer gay kid die of it all hate you little nerd
[8:38] RosCoNN: ur dad fk yuo in yor little fking ass gay kid die
>get drunk on watch_dogs release date
>the dude literally starts acting like a retard infront of me
>spray and pray like a motherfucker
>he sends me hate mail
>"Suck my dick fucking hacker cunt."
>send him back a message
>"I'm drunk off my ass, loaded to the gunwale, you got your shit handed to you by a literal boozebus. Cry some more weak little girly man."
>spams me with about 15 messages so vulgar they make Gottfrieds' aristocrats joke look like a tame highbrow pun
I was in a match of halo 3 and these dudes actually got into a fucking argument over whose city had the best weed. Like a legitimate argument. Then one of them sent me a close up image of a nug by mistake with the message "your town has the best weed huh?"
To be fair it was a dank ass nug but jesus christ who even does that?
I barely use consoles anymore and most of the hatemail on PC happens in sidechat of voice coms, but a while ago i was playing
CoDon 360 with an old friend from school and about 3 seconds after a match i started getting a torrent of messages from 3 idiots saying how i should get a life and put the controller down because i spanked them. If was the first time i played on a console in years, it was also the first time i played a shooter with a controller.
>spends the majority of the match blocking
>opponent starts throwing to punish
>ANY FAGGOT WHO HAS TO THROW THE WHOLE MATCH
I had this friend back during the Gamecube days. He'd always come over to play Melee. Always played Samus. Had another friend who played Fox and I always took Roy. I managed to piss off Samus friend with Roy's counter, and he started trying to make the argument that melee counters were OP. Asked me not to use them anymore. I told him fuck off, you have missiles and shit, bitch. This guy makes me think of Samus friend.
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>Playing BF3 on 360
>Holding flag with my squad on a platform up a tower (middle of Sabalan Pipeline) waiting for the scout chopper to give me a ride back to base.
>Admin comes climbing up the ladder
>I defib kill him for shits
>Ask admin why
>"Fuck off faggot."
>"I needed to make room for my platoon"
>Server was half empty
I love pissing off badmins.
I got this one after covering some guy's town in shit on some game. That site is gold for getting hatemail.
TN "honourfags" means "free kill"
You can clearly tell reddit threads like this one attract neo-/v/ because in no other thread are tripfags given this much attention.
Man, I wish I capped some of the ragemail I'd get during the peak days of Modern Warfare 2. The terrible community made it a fucking joy to play. Especially when you had odd class set ups. Riot shield and throwing knives all day.
It makes people mad because it forces them to play on your terms, which like >>254190714 said, is a death sentence.
Basically, it makes the fight in their favor automatically, instead of an even fight, which is some pussy shit.
Turtling is alright if there is some way to counter it though.
have fun watching the worst arc
If a game has a strategy that is too strong or unfun to play against, the burden to remove it relies on the developer, not the player. If you do otherwise you end up with shit like this.
I love the thought that he typed it all out and tried to send it but got a message saying "you need a subject" and the wheelchair/balls union was still on his mind.
>Time to watch at x3 or something.
Literally worse than Hitler.
Just grin and bear it until the second half of Chimera Ant, which is endless ejaculation.
Got it just now for pointing out that Darkumbra's forum was a piece of shit on my first post
At least I got access to ZHP which there's no torrents of in English for some reason
I was playing scout the other day when I flanked a sniper from the right and before I had time to react he snapped 90 degrees to the right and headshot me. I wanted to be mad but I decided I need to get gud instead.
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
This is Aliktea. He forces the game (Street Fighter 4) to run in super slow motion on PC, he's been doing it for years. He's truly bizarre.
>Taiwanese triple raze this nerd in fog as he ganks me
>starts going 'wow ur so pro sf :), 2k shitter' in allchat
>just keep saying outplayed
>starts calling me on steam voice chat during a game
>calls me a smurf
>he has 100 games played, 30 of them meepo
>Have a friend who is totally incapable of admitting he has made a mistake in video games
>Anything but him can be to blame
If someone else fucks up it is free game to shit on them, but if he makes a mistake it is always something else that is to blame. He has a bad winrate in Dota, but according to him it is all because of foreigners and people who don't know how to play. Dunning-Kruger to the max.
Couple from my AssCreed multiplayer days, wish I had saved them.
>Knife stunning, drop stunning, corner stunning, smoke bomban, chargan erry day
>"I bet your mom is so proud to have spawned a dickless, laggy, cheating turd like you"
>respond with 'gg m8 :)'
>AC:3 (that game a shit by the way)
>Having a pretty good game, Jewbisoft removed some of the tactics from Brotherhood so I don't do as well in this game but whatever
>Get voice message from guy I've been killing a lot
>voice sounds like 15 year old Asian or maybe Russian
>"Y-you are the faking shities player fak u man"
I need to get into Black Flag multiplayer.
>kill a guy in DaS2 after a 13 minute fight
>broke all his gear with corrosive acid
>send him a message about how long the fight was
>he says git gud
>reply no u
>he spergs the fuck out
I like when people who lose tell you that you suck, especially after you kill their phantoms.
>Playing the beta for Blacklight: Retribution with a friend.
>Rages at everything, shouting and making a general ruckus over the mic.
>Everything goes quiet
>Everyone thinks that he got so mad he left
>Hear him sobbing over the mic
>Says he punched his keyboard and broke his wrist.
I miss him. He left after that.
>Play maplestory with buddy
>Professional scamming duo (at our height used to steal like 3~4 accounts full of stuff per day)
>He meets some girl in lith harbor
>Decides he wants to scam her for some reason even though she's poor as hell (relatively)
>He scams her
>He convinces her somehow that if she gives him the rest of her items he will return all her stuff
>Tells her that the only way he will return her stuff is if takes nudes and uploads them and links him
>He still doesn't give back items
>Never heard from her again
I'm sorry, random asian girl. My friend was a dick.
Back when Black Ops was out, I was playing S&D with a friend. A guy on the other team kept talking a ton of shit. After we won, I made a joke about his favorite hockey team (it was his avi).
He quit and over the next 6 hours, sent a total of 51 voice messages to me, just screaming about random shit. It was hilarious. By the time I finally found a way to record all of them with decent quality, they got dumped out of my mail box. Everything has been a disappointment since
>tfw always good enough in CS to get called a hacker but never good enough to make someone lose their shit like this
Did you ever play Combat Arms? Even being of moderate skill results in being called a hacker. At the worst of it pretty much everyone not horrible at the game is called a hacker once or more every game.
If your skills are too good you get votekicked from the room.
No I never did, that sounds fucking hilarious though, I love when 2 shitty players get into a firefight and one gets lucky and wins and immediately gets called a hackers haha
That's true, I should focus more on that. By the way, why does "cheap" sound like such a childish thing to say? When I hear someone say a strategy is cheap it just reminds me of like 9year olds saying it
>implying I still play
This one guy was pure assmad concentrate
>people are flinging shit at this as if it's bad
>people would rather have some faggot call them a faggot
You are all the cancer.
>playing runescape years and years ago
>harassing some whore
>threatens us with her boyfriend
>gives a nice speech ending with
>you shall now feel my blade
I love that shit.
His descent into madness was so entertaining. At first it was just run of the mill shit talking. Then he started blathering/screaming about complete random shit. After about 35, he lost steam, and just started talking to himself and then saying he was checking in. I never once responded either which made it more hilarious
He was a real vet.
looks like you got fucked anon. isnt it a bit retarded to post incriminating evidence.
>invading in dark souls 1
>invade a Faggot with two Summons who killed all the mobs in the entire library
>run to the Golem outside
>long fight occurs, me and golem vs 2 summons while host spams magic
>backstab anyone who attacks the golem while dodging the hosts magic
>a summon attacks me and gets killed by the golem
>host kills golem as I kill his other summon
>jump through some soul arrows and Stunlock the host
>kill him and immediately get bombarded with messages all relating to "git gud" or "using npc = your gay"
I did get rekt, I wont deny, but that guy was platinum mad if I ever saw. He went on for a few more paragraphs.
WoW was srs bsns I guess. I think he later apologized and said he was angry because his sister died or something. I lol'd
Can't find it anywhere, but my cousin hosted this one game on GTA Online and we kept killing him, and he messaged me saying he'd hit me with a brick if I met him in real life.
Probably 4 years old.
>impyling you wouldn't report a guy spamming you in all caps
I take it you're a cuck irl?
>banning King Dedede
>only some of the items are banned rather than all of them
>playing with fucking smash balls
why do you even keep a banned list if you play with items?
>looking for minecraft server, join one "for girls by girls xDD"
>mind own business, gather supplies, start house
>have shit ton of stuff
>some girl throwing a fit
>ask if her crap got griefed
>she gets pissed
>"DON'T CALL IT CRAP!"
>banned: reason: i hate u
Moving to some DS.
Dunno why he thought I was a ruskie.
I liked this guy. He kept it simple.
>Somebody will never get THIS mad at you
>Am a bit jealous
I dont know where else to put this. So ill put it here.
Interrupting people cybering was always a goldmine.
>get invaded for the first time in the sewers
>PM the guy because it's my first time there and I'm lost
>shit dude I'm lost gimme a minute
>find him, he's idling
>stand in front of him and wait until he comes back
>thanks for waiting