I think that Japan should get over it's Moe phase already
anime will be shit
game will never be available in english
Nagato class > All other battleships > shit > Kongou class
Won't happen. Personifying everything is part of their mythology and otaku are taking advantage of this for easy waifu material.
Hope the Vita game will be good
>asnd jacked of to was z1 lebe max schultz
What? Are you drunk or tired? I didn't understand any of that.
Z1 and Z3 being traps is a fanon thing. They are really girls.
I played it for a while, but it didn't keep my attention for all that long. Maybe the vita game will be fun.
Will the vita game be free? I haven't been following news.
oh i never really followed the series because it wasnt translated but it makes me feel less insecure about spilling jizz to them now that they are girls
and is the vita game getting localized in the us i doubt it but i need something to play
Hot anime chicks that call me Master/ Admiral/ Commander and require me to perform "maintenance" on them?
>still can't win the lottery
>Feel like my whole life revolves around saturdays.
>realise a baka gaijin won't ever win
Here's hoping the Vita version isn't going to be region locked.
>Could have made it so they're ships with girl features
>Nope, instead they're generic schoolgirls with bits hastily attached to them that barely resemble the characteristics of a boat
Hello where can I acquire more of these please and thank you
The game itself is Facebook-tier as fuck. I'd totally play a WC3 Kantai Collection where you build a navy and fight some other motherfucker or even KanCol if it was like War of the Human Tanks, but fuck the current game.
Too high up on the mecha version of the furry scale.
>>still can't win the lottery
>>Feel like my whole life revolves around saturdays.
>>realise a baka gaijin won't ever win
I think you may be doing something wrong.
I got in first try at the time when it started exploding in popularity. There's no way it should take more than one lottery to get in nowadays.
Follow the directions better maybe? You're using a VPN aren't you?
Japan continues to show they have some of the worst possible taste.
Bismarck is best battleship
didn't find any good A-10s, you into jets guy?
FUCK YOU ANON IM DISGRACED ENOUGH AS IT IS JACKING OFF TO ANIME BATTLESHIP LOLIS BUT NO YOU WENT OVER THE FUCKING LINE YOU GOT MY DICK HARD OVER A FUCKING AIRPLANE
FUCK THIS WEBSITE UGH
>guns that are actually little girls
this is stupid
no one would be attracted to weapons
This is pretty good besides the clipping
There are no loli battleships anon, all the battleships have big tits. Now the destroyers on the other hand, those have plenty of lolis.
>Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
>This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
I can imagine what it would be like if a Navy Ship Commander was told he would have to pilot personified battleships
>get called in for a conversation
>Kernel tells me i can command a ship
>go to the dock
>see a giant fucking women
>Kernel tells me i can command a ship
This is so wrong I suspect you got it wrong intentionally.
I want to go 10:20 on Kaga.
Like, why is ShindoL so based?
His artstyle can be spotted like a sore thumb on an ocean of moeshit.
His stories are a nice break from all the run-up-the-mill "hey let's just fuck" kinda story you see in hentai
His characters actually have some resemblance of likableness.
Is any other H artist any more instantly recognizable?
>tfw already have most of these artists as favorites
Eh, y'all have good taste
I think Japan needs to get over it's obsession with generic-looking animu style and be fucking original for a change.
Western cartoons may be extremely hit-and-miss, but at least they try to look unique.
Fuck, I'm so sick of anime.
>Kancolle is landlocked
Those shotas in that get sweet loving, not like the girls are amputees.
My friends won't shut the fuck up about it or their "ship daughters" but I still have no idea what it is exactly.
Is it a game? An anime? A mango? A 4koma? I know it has all these things but what's the source material. I'm afraid to show any interest lest it encourage them to send me more shit from it.
Regardless if I like it or not, I will be sent links to Danbooru images of ship girl lewds and ship girl 4koma for seemingly the rest of my life.
Why is the map rotated like that and why are there anime grils representing the three kingdoms?
It's a game, kinda.
You don't have much control at all during this part. You watch and hope the RNG grant you victory.
I find it neat how many of the girls are voiced by the same person but all sound different.
For example in that video, Haruna,(The one at the top of the list, with the long hair) Kirishima,(Glasses one towards the bottom) Hiei,(Short brown hair at the very bottom) and their sister Kongou(in my picture, not the video) are all voiced by the same person.
You can also use an API link.
2 million players do. Luckily you can with it on the salary of a 4chan janitor.
You can play it with the salary of a 4chan janitor. I must be getting tired.
They don't, that's the joke.
I've played it a bit. It's just a countdown simulator and pretty boring. All I care about is the porn.
He's happy right now, with his own brewery, wife, and child.
I've been fapping to it's doujins and all I know so far is that you're the Admiral and you collect shipgirls and claim territory. Whether the shipgirls fall in love with you on the spot or not, and if you can fuck them, I have no idea.
She's mine faggot. Get your own used goods.
I found I like all the Abyssal fleet's designs more than the girls the players get. Like half of them are plain schoolgirls with a few cannons attached to the back and hips which just seems like phoning it in design wise.
You can actually marry the shipgirls in game. This does serve a partical purpose though.
Every shipgirl has a level, and the normal level cap is 99. Marrying them raises that to 150.
There really isn't much you can do to spice up the design of the dime-a-dozen destroyers unless they were really fucking fast or survived the war with little damage like pic related. But yes I do agree that Abyss designs are great. Dat Re.
Ready to die phaget?
Yes. You just need a ring to raise dat level cap.
But anon, british ships are already in.
>dat aggressive tomboy getting fucked unconscious
>dat curvy virgin girl with short hair
>dat smug blonde bitch getting what was coming to her
>all of them becoming lustful, willing cockslaves
I got some very good mileage out of it.
That's why I posted her anon. She was construced in England after all. She's the only british ship.
So it's anthropomorphized battleships? Good god, why is it that monsters are always more monster than girl, but with mechanical shit they don't even try?
Where are my machine girls?