It's a new day in castle /v/....
The new tenants are starting to move in. First up is /v/.
Next up is Hebrew Shecklestein
Next up is Sonic The HedgeHeg but who is that following up closely behind?
/v/ has already gone to play video games rather than chat with the other tenants.
Next up is Anita Sarkeesian!
Her and Hebrew seem to be hitting it off...
No. I'm not /v/ house guy.
Chris Chan Klassic
Here comes Tumblr, ready to check privileges
xhe is trying to express xer distaste for Cis-Het scum. Both Anita and Hebrew seem interested.
After sneaking into castle /v/, Chris Chan continues his never ending quest to find a boyfriend free girl.
Tumblr was watching the entire time...
>Wealth and riches, that's all that matters to me. Call me anytime!
I'm taking suggestions for more characters.
/v/ Is still playing video games but he's about to be interrupted.
Tumblr wants to write about how raped she feels from watching a man give affection to another woman other than xer but /v/ is busy shitposting.
I think it's pronounced zee and zer but that's probably very Cis of me.
Chris stalked his best friend Sonic to tell him of his progress but Sonic isn't having any of that shit.
We have a late comer to the party. /v/, meet /pol/
/pol/ Is already hard at work
Because everyone on /pol/ is secretly Jewish
I wanted to put Bane and CIA in but there was no sort of mask that I could find
>everyone on /pol/ is secretly Jewish
Dammit, I thought you were being really subtle with a "/pol/ exemplifies everything they hate".
Forgot the image...
I think Sonic realised that Chris put something in his Fanta....
Chris seems very afraid as to what Sonic is gonna do
Guess you never heard what Chris does to his bottles of Fanta....
Looks like Chris is going to run away...
Shit I forgot the pic again.
Seems like Chris has found a shack in the Swamp
Seems like a nice place...
Of course in true Chris Chan fashion it only took a few seconds to clutter up...
You sir are a real hero. And a real human being.
So Chris got hungry and started cooking something but it seems he forgot it...
Meanwhile, Anita is going swimming and Tumblr Ette seems upset that Anita is flaunting her thin privilege
Tumblr, wanting to make sure Anita checks her Thin Privilege joins in.
After all, Tumblr is all about making a
But wait... What's /pol/ doing up on that balcony...?
So /v/ who dies?
Still here. However it seems a fire started....
My game is glitching and not showing the fire....
so do I roll again then or not
obviously 3 now
It's The Sims with more shit. It might feel neutered without some of the DLC based on EAs new business model, but the game itself is still the sims. It doesn't have nearly as many memorable elements (buy music, interactions, etc) like the original, but it isn't terrible.
If you've never played a Sims game, I'd suggest pirating The Sims 2 (with all expansion and stuff packs) and start there.
if you only have Sims 3 base game, but want to go with that, for godssake pirate some expansion packs.
Sims games don't really open up until you get some expansions going.
Even during the fire Tumblr resorts to eating...
However that didn't matter...
Look what you did /v/.
Gun mod doesn't like it when you kill Sims in the water...
m'Ladies and gentlemen... mission... accomplished.
I'm about to sum up /v/, this >>253798797 was me. and I've never played The Sims 3, that is just what it struck me as seeing how that is how I felt about 2. I'm dicking around with my free Sims 2 Ultimate Collection at the moment however, 10/10 would recommend.
you'll definitely want ambitions, generations, seasons, late night, and university life.
these all, more or less, expand the base gameplay: give your sims more options in their daily lives.
other expansions would be optional, but if one catches your fancy, go ahead and grab it.
>Tfw nobody did this at Dashcon
Look at the post below yours. When the fire happened I couldn't kill her and it came up just as I was about to.
She's gone /v/...
I don't fucking understand you baneposters. There's
Millions of movies, but you pick this one. Why?
Christ, you're all so annoying. You're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
Anyways, fuck you all.
>being this mad
>almost making the get
I wonder who is aiming that gun at /pol/
AW SHIT /pol/ WAS CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Nothing satisfies the soul like 6 gorillion redemption
Gotta make the tits waaay smaller. Flat, if possible.
If SJWs actually had bodies that even just chubby chasers wanted to fuck, they wouldn't have turned to the ways of Tumblr.
Are they becoming one?
Seems like Chris finally remembered his deep fried bacon...
Just like in real life... his house is gone...
Different /v/ Sims game, Different guy doing it.
Epic thread, OP.
You know what must come next
and make /vr/ be the angry father of /v/
But wait... Who's this behind Chris? In this Swamp house?
What are you doing....
IN MY SWAMP!
Who's this other new character I wonder?
The time has come and so have I
oh man youre dead bro :/ unless I dont get 5
Oy vey, there appears to be someone at the door....
Dr. Hebrew-berg, I'm CIA.
CIA JOINS THE KERFUFFLE!
So it appears CIA is here to investigate the two murders. He's searching the grounds of the castle to find clues...
I'll throw it up somewhere soon. I have loads of custom mods and Expansion pack stuff in it though.
Another falls to the Ogrelord
I say put in Mission Vao for lewd
At least you can talk! Who are you?
It does not matter who we are what matters is
bigguy! FOR YOU!
B...b.b..but... CIA is the hot head?
I tried to make one and I know I failed... I'm sorry anon
Who knew you could make this game even more boring than it already is OP.
Why didn't you plan this out before you started the thread?
This hotdog got thrown at me and left under the stove for 6 months.
Oh no... Shrek has found another to add to his collection....
would you eat it, /v/?
I had more stuff planned but I've been doing this for over 3 hours at this stage and this game is quite awkward to manipulate to do what I want it too.
It would seem Chris escaped from the Ogrelord's lair while CIA kept him busy and he returned to Sonic's room...
That shit is from last year, it's probably sunken to the bottom of whatever landfill it got sent to by this point.
I'll poast a puddy then. Fucker followed me around campus all night.
Time to post those pictures you never had an opportunity to post then
>never had an opportunity to post
well i think i might have one or two
Holy shit I remember these threads