Serious fucking question
Why does someone playing minecraft on an ipad have 3.5 million views?
>fucking Minecraft everywhere
i wish that stupid game had never been developed
it's not even 3 years old and it's the definitive example of casual garbage and making a mockery of actually good games that have huge amounts of time, resources, and passion pumped into them
fucking 3D blocks with minimal amounts of pixels? creeper memes? are you serious? fucking burn it all
I hate all of it.
I do seriously not understand why people watch any of those things, why does anyone watch PewDiePie, Game Grumps, Yogscast, Two Best Friends, etc.?
I just don't get it.
Yeah sure different people have different tastes, but I just refuse to believe that anyone genuinely finds "I'M GONNA SCREAM RANDOM WORDS LOUDLY, SWEAR A LOT AND STUFF" kind of humor funny.
>GW2 has only sold half of the original
But KoF13 is a 9/10 game. Worlds better than SF3.
It's the perfect game to attract children. They can't win or lose, they can play on their mommy's computer, it's simple and easy to understand, and all of the cool youtubers are playing it so they must watch too.
Most people who own consoles refuse to touch anything on PC because they think their computer can't handle the graphics or they are somehow retarded to use keyboard controls.
Of course when Minecraft is released for their console they flock to it since they see how popular it is.
>go to youtube for once
>check out this "best of thing"
>'Questions that need to be asked' section
>almost every question is stupid shit that would be good in a click bait "ten things you didn't know about x" article
>The few others are woefully not in depth or completely off tangent
I wish I could find good stuff on youtube but since everyone in the world uses it, and almost everyone who uses it has no fucking idea what they are doing all the good stuff gets burred and is impossible to find. I hate Newtube so much.
Minecraft is not that bad. With mods it is pretty fun but it gets boring.
I bought the beta version and played 2 weeks straight.But now I cannot even touch it with a 5 feet pole. Every time I start to play it I will just play until I have my first of iron and then I quit
The reason that section is full of Minecraft shit is because it won't sell.
I worked at a shitty clothing chain and it was FULL of angry birds and minecraft merchandise. We didn't have tons of it because it was popular. We had tons of it because nobody was fucking buying it and we had so much of the shit we can't do anything with it.
Post your recommended videos and prove you aren't a fucking casual faggot.
I lost shamefully.
You do know that creepers didn't become a meme until AFTER minecraft was released, right? This is like when people act as if Valve knew "The cake is a lie!" would become the next ebin maymay.
>Occasionally watch a Minecraft video on Youtube
>Every single fucking time an enemy is seen the shitty commentator starts freaking out
I don't understand why they do this. All you need to do is spam click and the mob dies. Why the fuck are they freaking out for, enemies are no threat.
>game where you make your own goals
>you can go make or do whatever you want
>this is a bad thing
jesus christ /v/
How else are they supposed to get that jewtube money?
Holy fuck it's like video games are for childr- OH WAIT.
How about we list some youtubers that make good minecraft playthroughs that aren't PewDiePie-tier?
Good youtubers won't make Minecraft playthroughs. I can understand making one or two videos but as soon as they are making a series out of it you can tell it's going to be shit.
Holy fuck I watched that Minecon video from earlier in the thread and 3 minecraft videos popped up in my recommended
Why the fuck is their pony shit in my recommended
looks like I'm a faggot now
all I do on youtube is look up 90s rap songs and embed whatever is posted on 4chan.
I've also seen rockcock64's review on Fez already, too. I've never even heard of Garbage, but I'm guessing they're on there because I pulled up a Danzig video.
Honestly, I'm surprised that almost everything on here is related to something I've watched. Whenever I look at the "related videos" there's always minecraft and LPers even though I abhor Minecraft and never watch LPs except for DSP compilation videos. It's at the point where I see ads before videos for peoples' shitty minecraft video channels.
Not as bad as I expected. I have no idea what two of the videos are about. Still better than when it was just hey you watched something involving a video game that must mean you love pewdipie!
>Watch shit ironically
>Get shitty recommendations
How exactly do Youtube recommendations work? I remember back when it showed you why it was recommended I could never work out the link between the two videos past both being music. I used to get things like because you listened to Agalloch you will absolutely love Katy Perry
'Cause I'm too stupid (and tired) to bother to find a general recommendations thing like ya'll have
i dont even watch game grumps, might be because i watched a couple episodes of Jon era which where alright
that creepy bad ending is there because i was trying to find the bad endings to Sweet Home on NES
That Phantasmagoria shit is because i glanced over the retsupurae playthrough of it which is uploaded on 2 different accounts for some reason, it was pretty shitty
Jojo looks cool as fuck and i love jojo so i'm not ashamed of that.
Probably something along the lines of a combination of the most common keywords in the related history of shit you recently watched, and taking the overall most watched/liked results from that.
It just shows you whatever is the most popular set of videos loosely related to what you watched. That's how Youtube works -- the most popular channels that generate ad revenue and money for Google get promoted in return. It's designed to promote profit instead of creativity. That's why videos like OP posted are allowed to exist.
We have been down this exact road before. I feel like it's fucking Groundhog Day.
>Consult AN FAQ, Grammar lol
>That's the right way to do it
>No it isn't
>You use an if there's a vowel sound on an acronym
>It's not an acronym it's an abbreviation
>What's the difference?
>One you say the word, one you say the letters
>I say it like "fack"
>I say it like "F.A.Q."
I saved us all some time and skipped the pedantic grammar nonsense. I'm almost positive I've seen this exact conversation play out over this image half a dozen times.
Autistic children are the ONLY people what watch that shit.
It just gets spammed here all the time because guess what? /v/ is almost completely been taken over by Autistic 16 year olds who enjoy that crap.
what the fuck happened to seananners
I remember his videos where he talked about life and there was really fast paced CoD gameplay in the background
now CoD is shit and he's resorted to the lowest common denominator shit content
why does nothing good ever last? seananners, come back to your roots and provide decent commentary, and follow your own fucking message, you happy wheels faggot
>game where you make your own goals
What a massive selling point, I can create imaginary points in a video game!
>you can go make or do whatever you want
I can't do a backflip within the game, neither can I make what I want as I'm restricted to square blocks. Pixel art is the only thing possible to create in the game, buildings and the like are all empty as fuck.
>this is a bad thing
It indeed is. The combat, exploration and adventuring part are some of the most shallow and unfinished parts I've ever experienced in a game. When the last boss has you go through skeleton grinding with TES-tier combat it's just a shit game.
MineZ and all the other mods are made for kids who don't have enough money to buy the real experience, so instead they simulate it within Minecraft.
>le epic luigi "death stare" meme
When I think about it I feel like this is the fastest I've seen a meme shoot up from here to mainstream.
I first saw the clip in webm on here maybe the second or third day after the game's release at most, so i'm inclined to believe it was originally posted here. A couple days later and I'm already seeing links to a video of a female new anchor talking about it on a television station.
it's not even that funny just the sort of thing that is somewhat magical and awesome to watch and then normalfags blow it out of proportion.
We truly live in a disgusting time for 4chan.
Is he the guy that got discharged from the airforce because his chaturbate got doxxed when people recognized his voice, or was that some other guy?
All I watched from that guy was a video where he talked about the whole thing while playing CoD after people talked about it here because I was curious what people were talking about. That was months ago.
on a serious note there, what the fuck is up?
>US Military is so embarrassed that people found out someone masturbates that they have to kick him out
>Obama negotiating with terrorists
Its because there is a cute guy on the thumbnail
Probably only a quarter of the people watched it for that
I don't know, I watch 2BFP for background noise at work and I've somehow had pewdiepie, game grumps and mark plier show up in my recommended. I have no idea how it thinks this is what I want when far more frequently do I have music playlists or other filler noise bullshit
Honestly thought it would be worse
>legos are bad
haha how was your childhood
did you watch all your favorite autism tv shows like power rangers and sonic instead of being creative and drawing/using legos
>Look I made a gun
>Look I made a tower
>Look I made a robot
Nobody who played with lego as a kid is nearly as imaginative as they think they are.
>An indie game outsold every single AAA game in existence
>legos is bad
If that was the game, sure. But it's about exploration, doing more than just sitting in a sandbox and building crap.
Some gimmicky bullshit that needs to placed instead of taking place inside a block.
what if i told you that every video game asset you've ever seen is made up of square blocks
Imagine a world where facebook wasn't invented, imagine a world where the internet would be accessible only to people that have intermediate IT knowledge, a world where the internet is still considered for "people who have not life", in a world where the Big Bang Theory didn't exist to popularize "lol im such a nerd XDDDD"
Just imagine, the RTS genre wouldn't be dead, the point and click genre wouldn't be dead, HoMM seqeuls after HoMM 3 wouldn't have been utter garbage, the Stealth genre would still be alive, no F2P and DLC shit, expansion packs would still be trucking, the FPS genre wouldn't be industrialized shit for 12 year olds, no WoW, but rather Warcraft 4, just imagine going through a 20 hour RTS campaign
Just close your eyes and imagine
You're fucking retarded and living in a nostalgic past that sucked ass
I also want to live in a world of 90'spunk.
Although, we would have terrible environmental problems because of all the cheap gas.
And our PS1 and N64 would be towers of expansion addons that bring it up to current graphical standards.
>Those faggots who think that Minecraft is bad because it has no point.
>Not because even with good ideas it has nothing to do with it.
It's like you don't know what a fucking sandbox means.
Nice comback bro, I don't know how I'm gonna deal with your hot opinions. Enjoy your CoD, DAI, Bioshock Infinite, Thiaf, Destiny etc.
You misunderstood, I didn't mean we need to live in the past, better hardware, framerate etc., I welcome all that
The point was that the "wider audience" killed my favourite vidya genres, the video game industry is becoming more industrialized every day. The only games that can fill the gap are Grand Strategy games, and they are soon going the age of the dinosaurs since the "wider audience" has the attention span of a peanut and can't be bothered to think in today's video games, and no developer wants to make a game today that doesn't sell at least 1 million copies or is F2P which is a horrendous business model
I remember he uploaded a video not to long ago and he was playing CoD and just talking about life.
I still watch him when he plays with Gassy and his friends but it's not the same.
This list is wrong
Wii Sports doesn't count because it was sold alon with the wii
same with the tetris. They count ALL THE VERSIONS. All the ports. Which is wrong, because not every tetris is the same.
So in other words, MINECRAFT IS THE BEST SELLING VIDYA OF ALL TIME DEAL WITH IT FUCKING AUTISTS AND ACCEPT THE TRUE GOD OF VIDYA
I'm still getting Game Grumps after all this time even though I unsubscribed to their channel a year ago.