one more fat joke and ill do it

You're fat

>>253738837
Gabe has been looking worse and worse

Its as if all the linux shit Valve is doing is causing him to become Richard Stahlman

What's that thing pinned on the wall on his desktop?
A clay mold of gabe's massive balls and chode?

no gabe don't do it weigh love you

he looks good for an 80 year old

What are you going to do? Shove a banana up your ass?

He's kept us weighting so long, I doubt we'll ever sink our teeth into this game.

>GabeN
>Using Windows 8
Pick one.

>>253738837
>2014
>Not using a source code repository

Sounds every start up I've worked for.

F A T
A
T

J E W
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>>253739319
I did that once with a peeled banana.
Pic related.

is this fuck teasing us or trolling us? i don't get it gabe plez... relesh it

>>253738837
Cant this guy get cancer already? he's ruined gaming since he made Steam. Since they launched Dota 2, its been hell.

Valve and Gabe stopped being relevant the moment they stopped making great PC games and started game distribution. HL3 will never be a thing

>>253739516
fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggot

>>253738998
Fucker is old yo.

>>253739696
>Bill Gates: The Early Years

>>253738837
I'd rather want F-stop or Portal 3. I want to fight Mantis Men

>>253739718
Whatever, you're lame.

>>253739696
>tfw Gabe will never rest his head on your shoulder

>>253739967
and you're gay

>>253738998
>mfw his heirs are console plebs
>he'll come here in his death bed and ask for someone who loves games to replace him
>EA buys the company from the marketer that says he will

>>253738882
wasn't technically a joke. HL3 still lives.

>>253739696
>You will never be the fun-loving hard-working Gabe you used to be
>You are just "that guy with the dress up games" now

>>253740264
Not like Steam could get any worse, hell we may actually be given the option to get refunds.

>>253740206
I'd rather be gay than lame.

>>253739690
His eyes have already rotted away and that didn't stop him.

Gabe looks better fatter than thinner. Some people just do. Like Jonah Hill.

>>253739206
>do it weigh
>it

HOW DO YOU
F
U
C
K

U
P

SO CATASTROPHICALLY

i'm fucking serious

delete your post and do it again

you fucking idiot

>>253740424
>Not like Steam could get any worse
Sub process fro Origin.

>>253739696
Holy shit, Gabe was radical

>>253739696
>not one but TWO top buttons undone
He's fucking rad!

>>253738837
Weight, stop! Not so fat!

>>253740750
>>253740857
Rad mind

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>>253738837

>Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

It goes for both of them in this photo.

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>Moving files to the recycle bin
>Not permanently deleting them with shift+del
What a pussy.

By the way, congratulations on the baby you just had. I heard it was delicious.

>>253738998
>grew his hair out
>got rid of the circular glasses
>lost all happiness in his eyes

>>253741072
>not disabling recycle bin

>>253741139
Man, it's like he lost his soul once he lost those glasses.

>>253738837
Wait you thought we were saying fat? No we were just talking about cats. Why would people call you fat? That would just be mean.

>>253740264
Gabe said Valve will never be bought out and would have it disbanded if it did

>>253738998
Must be the white genes at work.

>>253738837
lost interest long ago. you're fat gayben.

>>253738837

Half Life 2 was a glorified tech demo with a shitty story and a dead environment.

I'm still amazed at how people actually look forward to Half Life 3 as a game.

I mean, I understand looking forward to HL3 as the foundation for future multiplayer foundations like CS or a captivating tech demo. But as an actual game, it was really mediocre.

Half Life 2 wasn't

>>253741326
Thanks for your review.

>>253741139
I miss Old Gabe.
I miss his cheerful smile.
If I ever see him in real life or online I will request a smile.

>>253741072
Is this a boy or a grill? I don't care.
>spaghetti
Thanks to you my Italiano friend hates me.
Used to say "let's drop some spaghetti" whenever he was going to treat us some of his momma's delicacy. I would just burst laughing like a retard.

>>253741326
It had a terrible story, suffered from pacing issues and seemed to be designed around showing off the tech rather than being a good game. It certainly wasn't Half Life 1.

I wouldn't call it mediocre though. The level design was half-decent, and the gravity gun was a great gimmick.

>>253741382

Thanks. I'm trying to destroy the myth that Half Life 2 was actually good as a game.

It's right up there with "The Gamecube controller was GOAT". /v/ has a problem with hivemind assertions.

>>253741531
What do you think of Metroid Prime?

I need to ascertain whether you are truly capable of not falling victim to the sacred cow.

>>253741531
/v/ isn't exactly the only one who liked HL2
it won game of the decade from PC gamer

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Maybe he still has a little bit of happiness left in him after all..

>>253741827
His smile looks fake, as if he's dead inside and just wants to kill himself.

>>253740580
I don't see the problem

>>253738837
maybe he watches mlp because he forgot how to be happy.

Like all bronies, he's probably just using it to fill whatever void he has inside him.

>>253741958
Good.

>>253741531
You're an idiot.
Plain and simple

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>tfw gaben will die in your lifetime, and with him valve

>>253740508
Thin Jonah Hill looks decent. Thin Drew Carey is an abomination.

>>253740950
everytime I see this photo I get sad

>>253742213
>implying valve isn't already 'gambling and cosmetics the service'

at least the vidya is cheap.

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>>253742213

>tfw Valve has become a money-making monster and will not make another good game ever again
>tfw Gaben will die before waking up from this madness

>>253741531
Oh, so you're a hipster. Don't you just love Scott Pilgrim? Wasn't it just so neo-nerd lesbian vegan chic?

>>253741827
>tfw Gabe will never do that while burying his face in your ass>>253741827

>>253738998
FOXDIE???

>>253742213
Valve won't die, but we'll wish it had. It will become the new EA/Capcom.

>>253740950
That's Doritopope?

He looks so happy and full of life. When he's shilling nowadays he just looks dead inside.

>>253738837
>one more fat joke and ill do it
what a fat chance for everyone on the internet.

>>253740950
The smash invitational was the first time I saw dorito pope smile like in this picture in recent times. Maybe there is hope.

>>253741287
And what happens when the fat man sings his last song?

well he was already big, people rarely drop the weight when they get older mostly they gain more

>>253742635
The machine will consume the souls of everybody in the end.

>>253740454
I can help~

>>253742617
>will
getaloadofthisgoy.wmv

>>253738837
>1.3 billion net worth
still cannot get over it

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gabe does hardly do anything for valve now, except stand there and look pretty for the company

>>253743375
he's the ceo you fucking nigga

>>253742871
Steam still beats the shit out of consoles.

>>253743370
What's to get over? They run Steam.

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>>253742635

Yes, it's Dew Man in his younger days.

>>253742691

The day he throws down his Doritos and empties his Dew down a sewer could bring his soul back from the brink.

>>253743375

This. I forgot the whole list, but hasn't Valve been using other studios to make their games since around 2010, or even before that?

>>253743375
Gaben is a smart guy and a jew businessmen. If you don't think he has a lot of say in what goes on you are just out of the loop.

>>253743771
That's Gabe's networth alone

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>>253742772
>my nan

Fucking hell, she hit 60 and became jabba the hut, like never moved from the couch and just got fatter

I fucking hated her man

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>>253741139
So he looks like a hipster now. Everything that made him special and cool is gone.

>>253743370
There's millions of people on Steam. Most of those own hundreds of games. Even selling them at under a dollar, that's a pile of dosh.

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>>253742635
Around the time the new consoles landed (PS3. XBOX360) the videogame market became more and more casual and shitty. It marked the end of the good days where consoles and pc flourished apart from each other, and in harmony.

Nowadays you see tons of indoctrinated consolefaggots on /v/, that doesn't know any better.. Geoff barely holds on to himself. Gabe is trying to fight the good fight, but the industry is sucking out all good from people that loves videogames.

He's probably sick of the personality cult around him, all these maymays involving him "gayben" he probably hates it all and just wishes he could make lots of money of video game skins in peace

>>253744170
I still don't see what's there to get over.
If they just made a few games I could see how that number could be ridiculous, but Gaben owns steam.

Gabe has been pretty invisible these past 18 months.
I hope he is okay.

>>253740750
>>253740920

HOLD. THE FUCKING. PHONE.

Rad is a short for Radical?!

>>253744558
You don't seem to get it. he was already a billionaire before steam and im sure that he works for free. He would have at least 2 billion by now.

>>253744297
This is what made him special
>In 2007, Newell openly expressed his displeasure over developing his software for gaming consoles, particularly the PlayStation 3. In regard to the system, Newell was once quoted as claiming that developing processes for the console in general was "a waste of everybody's time"[5] and "a disaster on many levels ... I'd say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a do over. Just say, 'This was a horrible disaster and we're sorry and we're going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it'."
Now he is just a hipster who uses Steam as a 2deep4u indie art game platform.

>>253744669
pretty rad huh?

>>253744669
yeah, why do think they call it rad-x

>>253744756
are you kidding me, amerika?

>>253744682
>already a billionaire before steam
>he would have at least two billion by now
ha ha ha no

>>253744767
Radiation - ex, as in begone.

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>>253744507
I fucking hate when corporate fucks ruin the the things I love.

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>>253742213
NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST

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>>253744864
it was a joke

>>253745181
I know but i think a few people don't know.

>>253739696
Gabe was fucking awesome, 10/10 would hang out with.

>>253739516
how? doesn't it just become mush?

>>253744738

Shit, he really said that?

How did it go from that to shovelware and babby-Workshop?

>>253745295
Never seen porn where they do it?
They shit it right out afterwards and it still looks good.

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>>253742213
>>253742379
>>253742387
The downfall is almost upon us. Rejoice, as gaming will rise again like a phoenix from the ashes of today's gaming and fly to a new golden age.

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This political cartoon's aptness, t/f?

>>253744682
I don't think you realize how much 1 billion shekels are.
Gaben was a millionaire before making steam. Steam making 1 billion for Gabe alone seems pretty reasonable since they just provide a distribution service.
For reference look at what Bill Gates did to earn his first billion dollars.

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Will Robin take his place when he's dead?
He's alright.

>>253745641
You are right. He was a Millionaire after he left MS.

>>253745623
Replace Dota 2 with f2p and Gabe with valve.

>>253745730
>not even gabe will see HL3 before it comes out

>>253745948
>>Replace Dota 2 with f2p and Gabe with valve.
f2p is the Witch King. Eowyn is HL3?

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>>253745730

After what Robin's team did to TF2? Fuck no.

>>253741441
A girl, brazilian and a dyke