one more fat joke and ill do it
I did that once with a peeled banana.
>Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It goes for both of them in this photo.
>Moving files to the recycle bin
>Not permanently deleting them with shift+del
What a pussy.
By the way, congratulations on the baby you just had. I heard it was delicious.
Half Life 2 was a glorified tech demo with a shitty story and a dead environment.
I'm still amazed at how people actually look forward to Half Life 3 as a game.
I mean, I understand looking forward to HL3 as the foundation for future multiplayer foundations like CS or a captivating tech demo. But as an actual game, it was really mediocre.
Half Life 2 wasn't
Is this a boy or a grill? I don't care.
Thanks to you my Italiano friend hates me.
Used to say "let's drop some spaghetti" whenever he was going to treat us some of his momma's delicacy. I would just burst laughing like a retard.
It had a terrible story, suffered from pacing issues and seemed to be designed around showing off the tech rather than being a good game. It certainly wasn't Half Life 1.
I wouldn't call it mediocre though. The level design was half-decent, and the gravity gun was a great gimmick.
Thanks. I'm trying to destroy the myth that Half Life 2 was actually good as a game.
It's right up there with "The Gamecube controller was GOAT". /v/ has a problem with hivemind assertions.
Maybe he still has a little bit of happiness left in him after all..
>tfw gaben will die in your lifetime, and with him valve
>tfw Valve has become a money-making monster and will not make another good game ever again
>tfw Gaben will die before waking up from this madness
gabe does hardly do anything for valve now, except stand there and look pretty for the company
Yes, it's Dew Man in his younger days.
The day he throws down his Doritos and empties his Dew down a sewer could bring his soul back from the brink.
This. I forgot the whole list, but hasn't Valve been using other studios to make their games since around 2010, or even before that?
Fucking hell, she hit 60 and became jabba the hut, like never moved from the couch and just got fatter
I fucking hated her man
So he looks like a hipster now. Everything that made him special and cool is gone.
Around the time the new consoles landed (PS3. XBOX360) the videogame market became more and more casual and shitty. It marked the end of the good days where consoles and pc flourished apart from each other, and in harmony.
Nowadays you see tons of indoctrinated consolefaggots on /v/, that doesn't know any better.. Geoff barely holds on to himself. Gabe is trying to fight the good fight, but the industry is sucking out all good from people that loves videogames.
He's probably sick of the personality cult around him, all these maymays involving him "gayben" he probably hates it all and just wishes he could make lots of money of video game skins in peace
This is what made him special
>In 2007, Newell openly expressed his displeasure over developing his software for gaming consoles, particularly the PlayStation 3. In regard to the system, Newell was once quoted as claiming that developing processes for the console in general was "a waste of everybody's time" and "a disaster on many levels ... I'd say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a do over. Just say, 'This was a horrible disaster and we're sorry and we're going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it'."
Now he is just a hipster who uses Steam as a 2deep4u indie art game platform.
I fucking hate when corporate fucks ruin the the things I love.
The downfall is almost upon us. Rejoice, as gaming will rise again like a phoenix from the ashes of today's gaming and fly to a new golden age.
I don't think you realize how much 1 billion shekels are.
Gaben was a millionaire before making steam. Steam making 1 billion for Gabe alone seems pretty reasonable since they just provide a distribution service.
For reference look at what Bill Gates did to earn his first billion dollars.
Will Robin take his place when he's dead?
After what Robin's team did to TF2? Fuck no.