>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Link!"
>Hyrule Historia reveals that Impa was going to have the Triforce of Power originally
>they gave it to Ganon instead because reasons
>Impa will never be the third member of the trinity and help Link and Zelda vanquish evil
My name is actually Link. It's an uninteresting story, but to make it brief, my parents were (and are) both fat NEET fucks back in 86. A year or two forward, they named me after Link. I lost my shit when I found out Robin Williams suffered the same fate.
I have my friends call me Luke though. Fuck being called Link. Parents still call me it.
>First play though as a kid I named myself BOB
>Didn't fit anywhere in the game except in that scene
>I will never know the feel that everyone else does
It does when you're in school. People made fun of me, not because of the likeliness to some Nintendo became, but because I was named after a fucking word to them.
Like being called page or some shit.
Of course. They're great. But I actually got shit from my parents when I always insisted on choosing the file as 'Luke' and not 'Link' as if I didn't fulfill their nerdy fantasy they conjured when they met.
I love my parents but holy shit. I hope none of you ever do this to your kid, /v/.
>not embracing your unique name
>not making it your mission to track down and date Zelda Williams
>not getting to play vidya w/ Zelda and Robin
anon pls go
I never thought someone out there had the power to disappoint their parents by the name they chose in their file on a game
The irony on it is pretty hilarious though, the one thing thing they thought made the name worth it, "and then we'll make him play zelda and he'll actually be named link!", and the fact that they gave you that name led to you not liking it and not fulfilling their fantasy
I'm a teacher.
You have no idea how normal of a name 'Link' is now.
>Opium (this made me really fucking mad)
>Koree (Corey, but spelt to be an 'individual')
>Mahaliah (mah-hay-lee-ah, not ma-ha-lee-ah, which everyone called her when reading her name because that's what it fucking spells)
There's more but I try to blank them out.
I've been told, on two separate occasions, from two separate teachers, that they've encountered a 'La-a' (lah-dash-ah) in a completely serious tone.Keep in mind this is in Australia, and the kids weren't black.
The New Zealand government had to stop people calling their children 'the 11:52 bus stop' and 'superman'.
>they cut the bullshit
>He's called David
>they cut the bullshit and grew out of their phase by the time they had my brother. He's called David
I don't think so.
>In 2008, a 9-year-old girl named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii” was put under New Zealand family court’s guardianship to change her name since it “makes a fool of the child,” the Guardian reports.
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
It happened. I'm sorry, anon.
Dd anyone honestly try to name their child this?
I know people are stupid, but christ, you're naming people here, you wouldn't even use that as your username let alone a real name
It's probably worse with an Australian accent, where we pronounce some letters funny.
She was the sweetest girl though, she knew her name was stupid and was fine with correcting me until I got it right and remembered it.
She was also the only person to comment on my haircut looking nice ;_;
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
>I hope it's just coincidence
Keep that up and they'll be calling you Luke-ario soon enough. Stick with Link, at least your not associated with furries then.
>at least your not associated with furries then.
Sxosb eik kxaj jkifat safxoh opsofk no ted'k khudjcuko fhefoh deidj udt ju0 kxom ad u dehmuc odwcajx ussodk, General Scales
>By the way, sorry to dissapoint you, but I did manage to smuggle out my hot dogs.
>How did you do that ?
>In my stomach. Thanks to the shot you gave me that suppressed my stomach acids.
I got my first crush when I was 4 or 5 on a girl named Paige at my daycare. She was a real qt3.14, from what I can remember, but I never saw her after. When I was around 14 or 15, I totally fell for another girl, a case of limerance. I'm not sure if I've totally grown out of it by now, about 5 years later, but I realized that the limerance was caused because the girl looked like and reminded me of Paige deep down.
I guess I have a thing for girls with long brown hair, slightly tomboyish personalities, similar hobbies to mine, a slim build, feminine facial features, and a cute smile.
Sage because blogging.
>There is a 3 year old somewhere whose name is Dovahkiin
>TFW managed to convince my wife to to name our child Christian Iving Andrews
>Or, in other words,
Why don't you have a kid yet /v/?
Yes, there are parents who attempt to name their children that.These adults with children (calling them parents gives them too much credit) are not thinking of their child, they are thinking of either sticking it to the man, or thinking how cool it would be for them to have a child named something like that.
Britfag here. "Link" would be liek being called "shit. A link being slang for a turd, as in a link of sausages. It's a bit old fashioned though.
My dad always laughed when I played Zelda.
I have seriously thought about this before, dammit. Colette is just too great. Plus, its a really nice name.
>naming your child after a fucking /tv/ meme.
My wife wants to name our daughter Emi.
It's like I'm 12 years old all over again. Keep 'em comin'.
They also have laws that say you must inhale 75 kg somali nigger dick every month or you get sent to prison, lifetime sentence of course
If I ever have a son Felix is actually a decent name I'd want to use
Cool name and may actually work as everybody pretty much forgot about the cat by now.
Don't get me wrong but it isn't as stupid as you may think.
When the mother did all legal shit to register her child and whatever(probably still in hospital) she said that the girl should be called "Ledasha", person who wrote this asked to repeat is slowly - "Le-dash-a" so he/she wrote "Le-a".
The name is stupid and shit but imo. the "de dash dont be silent nigguh" is bullshit made up for lulz.
holy shit make sure his parents don't summon the god hand with him
I don't plan on ever having children as I have genetic mental disorders in my lineage. If I somehow fuck up and get a bitch preggo I will force her to abort it one way or another because it's far more cruel to force somebody to live with that shit.
Sorry, that's all I got. Did this on my current playthrough of Oracle of Ages/Seasons (Linked).
I made him grow up to be a Hero.[/spoiler[
Shit that's actually one of the names I'm considering. Not for vidya reasons, though. I'm also considering Catherine and Clementine, and again it's actually not because of vidya.
My bond with this hobby is on a coincidentally meta level.
Then why didn't you just say it's a fruit?
Here's a funny story for you.
When I was 7 years old my sister, 5 at the time, used to love watching me play vidja games. One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm. She then ran away, laughing. She got grounded, and I got scarred.
I also got a piss and incest fetish
Thanks, video games.
she has serious daddy issues because our dad was a massive cunt. While she was 13~ she used to sit on my lap and 'trap' my arm between her legs and rub up and down on it. She would also steal my socks and smell them.But it's OK, I also did the same to her.
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, ...Fuck!"
>One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm.
>tfw always wear this in public
>people either say "cool necklace!" or "is that a final fantasy necklace?"
>subtle enough to hide my power level and still look cool
truly an amazing feel.
Things pretty much continued like that for a few years after I moved back to where she lived. (I lived out of state for almost 6 years (from the time she was like 6 or 7 until about 4 years ago) Right now she's 15, the last time I was with her she had a boyfriend.
Every time he was out of the room/taking a piss/asleep, she would always want to be near me. I had pretty much given up on sister fuckin' and moved on to constant and regular masturbation to all variety of internet things.
But I knew she was still a little wonky. I don't blame her, our delightful father had made a habit of coming in and out of her life and basically trying to fuck her life up every time.
He'd been too and from jail several times, once for attempting to murder his girlfriend.
Anyway, every time her BF was out of the picture, she'd get all close to me, lay on me, rub my arms and look at me. It was super awkward for me because 80% of the time
I had a raging erection. Finally things went south when she tried to shower with me.
Keep in mind she's like 15ish at this time and her BF saw her go in, stark naked, after me.
I didn't make her leave, but I didn't try anything. She basically just hugged me from behind and quivered a lot, while making short, labored sounding panting noises. I don't think she was masturbating, but something sure as hell was going on back there.
I just wanted to spend time with you, son
Is it not tradition to name your child after your father if its a son and after your wfies mother if its a grill where you people live?
Saves alot of hassle.
You have my envy.
I'd recommend keeping at least one rubber on hand when you're around her, though. Certainly sounds like she knows what she wants.
Well, unless you wanted to roll the genetic dice. The chances of abnormality might be a smidgen lower on the first generation, right?
As ridiculous as it seems to say this on /v/, I'm afraid I cannot do that. I live in the US, for starters. And despite the fact I crave it, and want it. I've never brought myself to put it in her.
That doesn't mean I haven't pursued alternative routes.
Give it to her anyway. And seriously, look up the age of consent in your state. Just because Hollywood says 18, doesn't mean it's that everywhere. I'm seeing a hell of a lot more 16s, so your sister might almost be legal. Wait until she is if you want to, but either way, you must slide up in that shit.
You love her, right? Why not show her in the best way you can.
Well, if it makes you anons feel any better.
I got 'drunk' (read:one light beer) and 'passed out' and let her blow me. She's also given me a handie in a similar situation. I let her catch me smelling her socks (sorry, I'm a foot fag) and she 'forced' me to let her jack me off while she put her feet on my face.I guess one of these days, I'll have to give in to the temptation. When I was moving out of state, the last thing she said to me was that she was gonna marry me one day. I wonder if she still thinks that?
Chrom had to do something whilst the others were in Smash
ERP. Or perhaps video chat. Just thinking on some things that could be done despite the distance.
Though, you won't have the pleasure of her grinding her foot against your swollen member in person.
Thanks for the visuals, now I'm gonna be up all night.
The time I was out of state, she was really young. We chatted by email, but she never went beyond simple minded chatter. It became this soon as I got back in person.
This part particularly amuses me. She's told me she's 100% not sexually in to her BF, it's basically literally a boy friend, but they consider themselves dating.
He doesn't know how lewd things are between us (Obviously, god forbid he found out). but it makes it all the more funny she practically cums herself when I touch her arm or hug her goodbye.
She texts me asking me when I'll visit next, and there's always that unspoken lust behind what she says. She seems to care less about a visit from her brother and more about touching my dick.
GO, AND HIT THAT THING WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
AND THINK OF MY POST NUMBER WHILE YOU DO IT!
COME NOW, ANON. LET'S SHARE A BOND THAT IGNORES THE FRONTIERS OF THIS WORLD.
KNOW THAT MY COCK IS ERECT AND THROBBING, SEE IT AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP.
NOW GO AND NAIL YOUR SISTER!
>She seems to care less about a visit from her brother and more about touching my dick.
What's the problem?
>mfw my initials are ARF
What am I, a fucking dog?
God damnit man.
All of this bullshit you're spewing is pissing me off now.
You have a bitch who's drooling from all orifices at the very thought of your cock, and you're screaming "BUT SHE'S MUH SISTUH!"
I don't give a fuck if she's your sister or a fucking goldfish. You owe it to all of use kissless virgins everywhere to stick your dick in that and make it yours.
Only fucking now.
Well, if nothing else, those deep talks about such things are easier to have after a good dicking.
Could get a motel room on the next visit, if privacy is a concern. Or find a secluded place to park a car, but that might get cramped.
You guys are kind of making me think about it.
Not saying I will.
But with all this positive response, all these people backing me up. I'm starting to feel obligated to achieve the dream. But I dunno, I don't want to be the one to crack her cherry, that's saying she even still has one. I feel like I owe it to her as her brother to let someone she actually loves do that. Keep it special.
Alice. It's a perfectly normal name and i love it as a name.
>tfw a Finnfag
>my initials are KKK
>mfw my initials are SWF
>mfw my name is a file format
could be worse
it's an ok icebreaker
When you work for Microsoft, but not their Xbox divisionpeople get a kick out of stuff like that
>I feel like I owe it to her as her brother to let someone she actually loves do that.
And she actually loves you, ya little shit.
She wants you inside her. Why do you keep denying your sister? Do you not want to see her happy? Do you not love your sister anon?
If you love her, you must give her what she wants.
Fuck yeah nigger, me too.
Well, 4chan is being weird and eating my posts. It could be my internet.
Thanks for the support, Anons. I might try my luck when I go to see her in two weeks. You might not hear about my exploits ever again, but I do love to shit post in threads, so there's always a chance.
Have a good night, everyone.
>tfw my initials are BGM
I only like vidya and animu music
I wish I was part Italian, or if I found a girl who was part Italian. Remilia is such a beautiful name and I would love to call my daughter that. But I'm just some American so I would just look like a weeaboo piece of shit ;_; Maybe I'll just call my cat that when I get one.
>mfw my initials are RA
what am i, a fucking god?
yes i am
>Mfw my name's also a file format
You too, huh?
My initials are RAR. Although I only have one thing to unzip.
>mfw my inizials are SS
What am I, /pol/?
>tfw you shared initials with a fat retarded annoying kid
If /v/'s managed to do one thing, it's make me realize how boring my life has been.
Seriously, it seemes like you guys either have super lust between siblings or parents with interesting personalities, good or bad.
I hardly ever talked to my siblings because we all hated each other and my parents didn't do anything but make sure I didn't fuck up in school.
You've all managed to make me realize how uninteresting I am as a person.
>mfw my initials are DPH
>I actually have two middle names so my full initials would be DPAH
>guess I'm the DPAH chief
At least I could blame it on being treated like shit by my parents/siblings.
Nobody to blame but myself now.
>have a child who can't walk
>call them wwwdswwsasdwwwwsasddddsaa
now i want to name my future son Nigel William André
I dont care if a tomato indentifies as a vegetable, its a fucking fruit. Whats next, pizza being a vegetable?
I've had it with these genderqueer fruits.
Just yesterday a picked strawberry that demanded to be indentified as a plantsexual treekin homosexual mammal.
Needless to say I shat into my hands, smeared it across my face and yelled "NUCLEAR"
>Implying dogs aren't higher on the evolutionary ladder than niggers
>Implying you'd rather see your gf get fucked by a nogger than a dog
Deal with it, Erectus
I, USUALLY stay out of these conversations, but if you HONESTLY think that, I suggest 2 things in this order.
1st: Get her alone with you.
2nd: Ask for a honest answer with her and see if she really IS after you.
Once those 2 are completed, it is up fpr lady luck to decide your fate of having a go with her.
M8, I NEVER had a girl lust after me. PLEASE, don't let her get away if you are interested! Just, don't...
Holy shit your post reeks of newfag, go and stay go
No, of course not. I just mean the following break-up would be over a different reason than the humiliation of her wanting to be with another human rather than the disgust and pity I'd feel for her if she wanted to have sex with an animal.
>Not having a legion of mini-me to shitpost on 4chen and raid Tumblr with
Sure, if you want the long version you should probably research it yourself, but it basically means that when mating the female animal (mostly mammals like horses or dogs) absorbs the genes from the males semen, which affects both the babby and the female's brain to adopt qualities from the father. This means that if the female gets railed by multiple males before pregnancy, the babby would inherit characteristics from all the males, not just the one fertilizing the egg. That's why horse breeders will not hesitate to kill you if you let a donkey rail their arabian fullblood mare. The same applies also to humans, so that's why you should stay clear of coalburners.
Also I might be wrong about something I've written, I'm not all knowing
>"Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!"
Grill: Imogen, Gretchen, Rachel
Boy: Garrett, Locke,
I never made that connection before.
>mfw my family tells me how they spent days and days thinking of a name that wouldnt rhyme with bad words so that my sister wouldnt get made fun of at school
>name me nick
My family specifically tried to name me and my brothers short names so they wouldn't get shortened much.
First came my oldest brother, Guy. Occasional jokes about 'he's a cool Guy' etc., but pretty simple.
Next came my other brother, Douglas/Dougie. Nothing amazing, although you'd be surprised how few people can spell that.
Lastly was me, who almost didn't get named in time for my birth. My mother was reading Poldark though, so I'm called Ross. I like the name.
Dad wanted to call me fucking Bruno, dodged a bullet there.