>liquidgaming has joined the server >"Hey guys im

Who?

thats when you spam vulgarities and racist/sexist/etc comments

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>PinkiePie69 has joined the server
>They're the best player

>costanza has joined the server
>dies
>"SHIGGY DIGGY"

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>>253695312
liquidgaming man, you know, the legendary e-celeb

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>Gregor has joined the server

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>DrunkGirlGamer has joined the server
>"Its time for the perculator modafuckas!!!"
>Passes out in the middle of the game

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>Only guy without mic
>He saves your ass multiple times
>You say thank you
>He never answers

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>Grandma has joined the server
>"Billy, its 1 am in the morning why are you still awake? Do you want me to pwn some n00bs?"
>tfw you are the n00b

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>ParisHilton97fan has joined the server
>Kills everyone at least once and never dies

>>253696276
I fucking hate this shit

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>Clarence has joined the server
>first blood
>double kill
>triple kill
>m-m-m-monster kill
>''nothing person anal kid''
>Clarence has disconnected from the game

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>GirlGamer19 has joined the game
>"Silly guys don't flirt with me"
>Its obviously a dude forcing a female/high pitched voice

>Cr1tikal has joined the server
Hasn't happened yet, but I wish it will someday.

>>253695178
I had some female streamer end up on my team during Titanfall matchmaking. Carried the team for the three games she was in it, and she surprisingly wasn't annoying. No idea who it was though, or cared enough to remember.

>>253698383
>bobbya1984 has joined the game
He fucking sucks and his videos are so bad they're funny

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>>253698383
>everytime I join a server and talk, people keep asking if I'm either using a voice changer or if I'm cr1tikal
>I almost got a 200 dollar knife from some guy who thought I was cr1tikal

>>253699148
If you had succeeded then that would have been awesome anon, props to you for near victory.

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>free fror all match
>DildoShaggims has joined the match!
>"Team anyone???!?!?"

>>253699148
Do you commonly begin a match with "let's do this shit"

>>253699427
yes

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>Havoc has joined the server

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>Tries to greentext in chat

>>253696276
I do this but instead it's some shitty fursona like AttictheHedgehog98

>Hugh G Rection has joined the server

>>253697268
>am in the morning

>>253699526
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but you might be Cr1tikal.

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>>253699857
R.I.P.

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>Christiangamer enters the game
>Lectures you on how the bible is best piece of work known to man
>Atheist gamers retort
>He doesn't die once in the entire duration of the game
>Says god is on his side
>Even after that he STILL doesn't die despite many attempts from other players
That was almost creepy like in a way.

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>>253699586


>server has greentexting in chat

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>Lilly Satou has joined the game
>Professor Stu Pickles has joined the game
>Kenji Setou has joined the game
>Hisao NakHHNNNG has joined the game
>Hanako the Burninator has joined the game
>Akira the Anal Annihilator has joined the game

>>253700397
>The server chat is modded to look like 4chan site

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>Havoc has joined the game

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>Hanako the Burninator has joined the game

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>>253700397
>that gif

>>253699885
Senile woman

>>253700104
because God is real

>>253696276

Dude are you kidding me, this shit is hilarious in something like TF2 where everyone is a screaming child.

>OMG FUCKING BRONY FUCK YOU PROBABLY HACKING
>GUYS KICK HIM
>Vote Failed
>OH COME ON GUYS KICK HIM HE'S A BRONY

>>253701338
I didn't realize /co/ played TF2.

Who's team do you wanna be in? Havoc or Gregor's?

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>Tumblr4life.Sherlock.Supernatural-DoctorWHo has joined the game
>Hey guyyyyyyyyyyys

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>Gregor has joined the server
>It's some /v/tard whose horrible at the game and spouts memes

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>>253701684

>They always have 2 pocket medics so it's near impossible to dominate them

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>Nichole337 has joined the server
>"Hey guys it Nichole, so anyways, I'm going to play this online game while I sing Taylor Swift's "Trouble" 'K so here I go...

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> lol sorr im so high i cant evn play loam

>Frodo Sagbag joins
>"I am Frodo Sagbag, I am Frodo Sagbag, I am Frodo Sagbag"

>>253695178

I once got put into some little kids TF2 Christmas video or something.

Kid just added me out of nowhere one day. I thought he was going to be one of those phishing links but he said he put me in a video and was super happy that he found me and could give me credit.

It was kind of cute...

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>DaRealGlozelL has joined the server
>"Hello this is Glozell is you ok is you good coz i wana know"
>"So today Im doing the "Eat cinammon and play the online game challange"
>Proceeds to eat a spoonful of cinammon
>"OH GOD OHH GOJGJDJ"
>Starts to shoot and kill everyone from both teams.
> FartCoughs.mp3
>"K' Over and out." Kisses and winks at the camera

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>>253702152

>Get hardcore wasted
>Play demoman because he's a drunk scottish fuck
>Top of the team

>>253696276
Bronies are either autistic gods like M2K or absolute scrubs at the games they play.

>>253702880

What the FUCK is that thing

>>253700016
this is the greatest identity crisis of all time

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>playing TF2
>some random dude joins
>he's on my team and he's heavy
>notice he's wearing this
>walks up to me and says "TELL ME ABOUT THE PYRO! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?"
>"IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?"

I started cracking up, I dunno why I found it so funny.

>>253703119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1flagV7N-C4

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God I had the shittiest experience in a csgo match the other day
>one good player on my team who would not shut the fuck up about him joining a tournament or something, while I try talking to everyone about the plan for each round
>2 other people who have had steam for a week and got cs:go that day and literally know nothing about it
>they won't fucking stop talking about how hyped they are for advanced warfare
>they were fucking awful at the game, and asked what body part takes the most damage. (I'm not even kidding here)
>they keep asking the good player all sorts of stupid questions about item drops and guns
>One of the new players kept shooting me because he thought I wouldn't take any damage like in cod
>He kept shooting me if I pass a corner out of reflex
>there was only one other guy who was actually trying to get everyone to use teamwork

It was pure fucking hell. I don't know how, but we won

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>>253702151

>tfw she recently got married

people from /v/ are the worst people to play anything with

>>253700104
>finally dies
>Returns in 3 days

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>>253703897
>yfw this autistic fat bitch got married and you are still single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRiAuZGDsEw

>>253701556
what does "thats enough tf 2fort onight mean

>>253699850
Same, i always do a year in the username to.I use PewDiePie99, but lately I switched to 2000's.

>>253704475
>tfw '97 isn't going to underage next year

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>>253704362

>oh shit it's Havoc

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>>253704362
>there are dogs out there who get their dick sucked more often then you do

>>253695178
>immediately swap attention to attacking them the entire match
>even if they are on my team

>>253704720
Fucking havoc

>>253704065
Idk it's a mixed bag. I've played with some cool guys who frequent the board and are genuinely funny and good at whatever game is being played. I've also played with absolute trash who sucked and couldn't go two seconds without spouting memes even if they made no sense. Luck of the draw I guess. Although the best experiences I've ever had with people from 4chan was playing Arma 2 and 3 with people from /k/. Glorious times are had with those fuckers.

>>253695178
>Join server
>Guy with grandma in his name keeps screaming "DEATH TO ISRAEL"

/pol/ please.

>>253704362

Thats because you arnt female anon, Even the ugliest of females get fucked I should know, a few from my school have kids and they were butt ugly :/

>>253703029
>>253703661

Stop forcing this shit you scrublord

>>253703857
because its cs and if you are smart and can shoot well you can pretty much 1v5 clutch it

>>253705206
It's almost statistically impossible to be a western female whose a virgin past 25 (99.9% iirc)

>>253705493
i love it when women tell you to "just go get laid" when you're talking about your lady troubles

yeah bitch i cant just wear a short skirt, go to a bar, and have 10 people hit on me. shit doesnt work like that

>>253705631
You might be able to do that. It just wont be ladies who are hitting on you.

>>253704731
>tfw even if it was just 1 lick its still more than me

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>liquid

>>253705206
>Thats because you arnt female anon
B-But I am...

>>253705960
So anon. What's your plan to address this issue?

>>253705783
yeah thats true

>>253706065
>B-But I am...
I'll play along.

Do you leave the house? Do men in your area know you exist?

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>>253706243
>be me
>be 15 years old
>be 9 years ago
>be the strongest heavy in tf
>be literally topscore everygame
>be grenade jumping
>be accidantly kill a horsefucker furry
>be starts whining in the mic
>be everybody tells him to fuck off and the admin bans him
>be happy

>>253706065
prove it

>>253698383
>wanting to play with an autistic manchild
why

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>Gregor has joined the game
>Havoc has joined the game
>Anon has joined the spectators

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>>253706335
Is this some copy pasta? Why does every line start with "be" even when it doesn't make sense?

>>253706335
>be me
>>>/reddit/

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>>253698031
>Nothing personal anal

>>253699850
I do "xeno the lone edgehog".

>>253704362
>mfw yfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI

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>Post Minecraft server on Minecraft forum
>Minutes in, two of my friends have a disagreement about racism
>One gets angry that the other said nigger
>Eventually leads to ALL CAPS ARGUMENT
>Nigger-saying friend starts tossing around the word just to spite other guy
>Finally first player joins to one of the three only players spamming the chat with nigger jokes and "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
>Explains he reviews servers
>I give him a tour and he leaves nicely, all the while assburger nigger guy still going on with the jokes
>Reviewer scars my server's thread with a bad review on the front page

I think Minecraft actually turns people autistic.

>>253706335
>2005
>horsefucker furry
>TFC (unless you meant QWTF)

Aren't Bronies a thing of this generation? And to be fair, wasn't the 'second' version of TFC made in 2003, four years after the original GldSrc port?

>>253706101
None

Probably because I want to be the one that licks

>>253706243
Yes and yes

>>253706065

Just because you put on the skirt, it doesn't make you a girl

>>253708246
why not both

>>253708339
height and weight

>>253699586

god i don't know why this annoys me so much. any greentexting outside of this site just doesn't work.

>>253707684
Minecraft doesn't TURNS people into autists. It's a pre-existing condition. You have to be an autist to want to play the game in the first place.

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>>253706065
>roleplaying

>>253707684
How old are you?
I feel pretty old to play minecraft with 19 years. Feels like there are alot younger peopel than me. I'd like to know if you're also that old.

>>253708339
go use a dating website if you want to get dicked so badly

>>253696927
>those tables just disappear
the fuck

>>253708609
>height and weight

Please stop being such a faggot, or take this shit to /soc/. Nobody wants to know about some random girl posting on this thread.

>>253696276
I use absolutely awful names on online games just to make faggots mad

Like xXsepirothskatanarXx

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>>253704454
>thats enough tf2 for tonight

>>253708750
Not that guy, but minecraft has a pretty fucking young playerbase. I'd say 12-16. It's kinda like pokémon. You know that people your age do play it, but you just know it wasn't made for you, and you should grow out of it someday.

>>253696276
>Fluttershy :3 has joined the server
>Is the best player
>All weapons nametagged with MLP shit
>Don't know if it's ironic or not

>>253696927
>The walls reappear

>>253709074
It was joek

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>>253706101

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>>253701684
why havent I removed this guy yet

>>253708706
>doesn't TURNS
>TURNS
>S

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>tfw 5 feet 6 inches

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>>253701909
>space station 13

>piss off two tumblr feminists by asking for advice on how to get a date with a cute korean girl at school
>"omg shut the fuck up"
>"ok i literally am being serious when i say i do not like how you're talking to me right now"
>admin: "stop fucking being creepy"

>later round
>gurlgamer has built up a huge army via implants
>start suffocating her in an airless maintenance hallway i bolted and shocked closed
>"gurlgamer gasps for air!"
>ten seconds until escape shuttle leaves
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
there was like 15 lines of this instantly so she was obviously pissed off and trying to call for help before she gets left behind on an otherwise highly sucessful traitor round
>death
>shuttle leaves just after
>immediately permabanned

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>>253699586
>literally anyone green texting outside of a chan

>>253699148
>>253698383
reminds me of someone I knew on xbox from louisiana who sounded a lot like him, then he got a new mic and sounded nothing like him.

>>253708750
I'm 20. It'd keep more reasonable players if they didn't keep the dev graphics and turn the whole damn game into a repetitive grinding simulator. It'll always be autists and kids. That said, I open up servers every now and then to play around with some friends. It can be fun.

>>253699586
only time I ever greentext outside of 4chan is on rare occasions on steam chat, and if it's fitting on a /v/ server.

>>253709084
No way, I'd say even younger then that. 6-12 with some teenagers sprinkled in. It's for all ages though really.

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>Metal Slime joined the game
>Metal Slime left the game

>>253709817
Kek. I've seen beaners taller than you. That's pretty sad.

>>253710268
Kind of like LittleBigPlanet. It's a family game but most people who play games in general are the most annoying children, left online for the bulk of their waking lives because Internet's cheaper than babysitting.

>>253696762

>the legendary e-celeb

That sounds really fucking autistic.

>>253710295
Did you at least do 1 point of damage?

>>253700861
what game is that?

>>253710590
You can't tell he's being sarcastic?

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>tf2
>equip pyrovision goggles and ghostly gibus
>dominate some fag with an unusual
>"i must suck today because im getting killed by a noob"

>>253710736
You can do better than that.
Equip the power up flask from Man vs. Machine for maximum rump wreckage.

>>253710171
>if they didn't keep the dev graphics

oh my fucking god

i hate that they were originally going to upgrade them big time, but then Dock left and Notch decided to be a fucking lazy, retarded dipshit and start pushing the "OMG SO RETRO!" angle more

and now its masturbated over by every gaaamurrrr autist out there like its gods gift to art styles, and keeps getting emulated by other games

out of all the games with art styles i like and would enjoy seeing reproduced widescale, minecraft really does not deserve it at all

but its easy for shitty fucking indie developers to rip off because they have no actual talent and refuse to find anyone to help, so the LOLRETRO fad is here to stay

its going to be worse when console developers start realizing en masse that its easier to do and no matter how shitty it is will be lauded by critics and consumers alike and start doing it themselves

and naturally the money saved will go towards marketing instead of actual creative ventures or, god forbid, fucking AI improvement

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>start of match
>guy announces his clan, his clans website, and his twitch stream

>report him for chat spam

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>tfw friend always played with Ess in GoW3
>he'd invite me to TDM matches they set up

>>253699586
I think in greentext when I masturbate and I don't know how to stop. It's awful.

>>253710846
Whats wrong with wearing the power up flask? it looks fitting on some characters

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>>253705783
You might have just given me a great idea.

>>253710968
>I think in greentext when I masturbate and I don't know how to stop. It's awful.
wow you sound retarded

>>253710996
You get it for free at the start.
There isn't anything wrong with it.
I forgot to mention to equip the mercenary badge as well.

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>>253711090
At what point in that post did I even seem like it's something that I'm proud of?

>>253710968
>>253711348
>posting from your phone
>shit la shit

>>253706395
Well you are here communicating with them; why not?

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>Person with cute manga girl avatar joins
>Above average, nothing impressive
>Doesn't speak at all
>Only has 3 friends in his/her steam profile


Why do I keep fantasizing about people who have cute anime girls as their avatars?

>add someone from /v/
>they make no attempt at conversation
>keep trying to start a discussion about ANYTHING but they make no effort and it ends up as awkward silence

why even add people???

>>253709084
>kinda like pokémon

Considering people have being fans of and playing Pokemon for over a decade, I doubt the average age is really that young.

>you were headshot by A_Wet_Queef

>A_WET_Queef: *pfffft*

I miss playing blood gulch...

>>253711034
I charge a 5 dollar fee for that, by the way.

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>>253711387
I'm lying in bed and enjoy watching Chinese cartoons. Anything else we need to clear up here, or can we move on?

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>>253707684
>Minecraft Server Reviewer

>>253699586
>>253700397

Do you understand that what you refer to as "greentexting" is been used as a quotation marker for textual interaction over the internet before 4chan was created?

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>>253711761
I ain't giving you shit, man.

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>>253711809
>he streams to his phone
I bet you go to MAL too

>>253711912
Just watch out man. I'll see you out there in that skirt and when you're not looking... BAM. I'll pull your anus up over your forehead.

>>253711996
yorkie you're a fucking faggot go kill yourself

>>253711996
Now where did I say that I stream? That's a pretty big assumption. I DDL via Rizon.

>>253709817
I was 5 foot 6

At age 11 :^)

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>>253710295
Fucking metal slimes.

>>253712093
Fuck off IRC

>>253712014
Joke's on you, I might enjoy that.

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>>253710887
>Be in a clan
>Join some random pub server because the clan servers are empty.
>Climb my way to the top of the scoreboard within a minute.
>One of the server mods is super butthurt, bans me. Reason: "Don't advertise your scrub clan on here."

>>253702391
That story always makes me giggle for some reason
Could anyone dump it?

>>253711996

>Coldsteel has joined the server

>Is autistically good

>"psh, nothin personal kid" everytime he gets a kill

>Gets headshot and says over mic: "Fuck you kevin!" and leaves the server

>>253709137
>>253696276
lets not pretend this happens

>>253708609
Because.....

>>253695178
That's when I start micspamming Russian porn.

>>253712156
You might think that now, but just you wait.

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>>253711897
And you're asserting that's what they're referring to, NOT 4chan?

Out of curiosity, has TF2 changed much recently? Haven't played it since October last year.

>>253712494
New weapons add new dynamics, but the overall game is the same.

There was a few recent guns, but nothing major, no. The parachute is the only real potential game changer.

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>be on teamspeak with some bros playing vidya
>some random joins the server, because no password
>we're like, who the fuck is this?
>he says hey and his name and that's he's just going around talking to random people
>he says he's a popular youtuber
>we've never heard of the guy
>look him up
>over 100,000 subscribers
>makes minecraft videos
>he talks to us for about 30 minutes then leaves

>DarksydePhil has entered your lobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmut7VXGUm0

>>253715385
I'll give DSP one thing.
He knows how to play dan the right way
taunting every opportunity you get

>>253715385
Were you going easy on him the first two rounds or something?