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ITT: Moments when that kid was fucking RIGHT

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ITT: Moments when that kid was fucking RIGHT
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>>253532810
That kid was never right.
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>>253532914
/thread
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>>253532810
He was right about Charizard getting a fourth evolution
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>>253532810
Pikablu.

An upcoming Pikachu Detective game for the 3DS is slated to star a blue Pikachu with mysterious powers that can also talk.
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>"If you suck my cock, I'll tell you how to get the powerup"

I got the powerup
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>>253532810

>watching my cousin play pokemon red.
>hey cuz what are you doing?
>if I do this right a glitch pokemon will appear.
>pftt yeah right
>missingno appears
>MFW
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You can get Mew in Pokémon.

You can also revive Aeris... sorta.
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>that kid
>implying /v/ is not "that kid"

Even in infancy you fags were attention whore shit talking liars.
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>>253533083

>"I know how to get infinite master balls"

Pfft yeah right what the fuck ever
Just like how you told me how you get to unlock luigi if you jump on the roof of the castle in SM64-

>Hands game back to me
>Infinite rare candies instead
>Mfw

And I would not find out how he did until years, years later when everyone was using the internet and found out about Missingno
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>>253533024
Yeah, that and Marill
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>>253532810

>playing Halo CE at neighbors house.
>always played co-op since I never had an xbox
>hey anon if we beat the last level on legendary theres a secret.
>beat it
>saw that johnson elite cutscene.

i was not prepared
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>>253533083
Do you think kids even know about this anymore? I haven't played Pokemon in well over a decade and I still remember what to do to
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>>253532810
>Stuck on Pokemon Blue
>Hey Anon you can use the Poke Doll on the ghost to pass him, my dad told me
mfw this actually works
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>>253533456
Doubt it.
my cousins who used to be into video games probably don't know it since they're pretty normal.
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>playing mortal kombat with friend
>hey anon something cool will happen if I keep doing an up punch dont do anything.
>proceeds to keep uppercutting me
>hey your trying to trick me!
>TOASTY!!
>MY FUCKING FACE
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>I've a sonic racing game, and sonic drives a car. It's called Sonic Drift 2
I honestly didn't believe him, he also said his brother worked for Sega and helped developing it.
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>>253533456

Kids dont know pokemon red at all
The new generation just buys black and white/x and y, beats the elite four and then considers the game "Finished"

Its a damn fucking shame. I had high hopes for my younger brothers to carry the torch on well as I grew up

But they're a fucking disgrace to pokemon

No, 25 hours is not enough time invested into a brand new pokemon game

Back when I was his age 1000 was the standard
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>>253533807
To be honest, I don't blame them. You don't even get that same sense of wonder and adventure from Pokemon anymore. The games became too hand holding.
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>At cousins house.
>was watching him play Orcrina of time
>game was too spooky for me.
>hey anon wanna see something neat, mario and peach is here.
>nuh-uh
>see this
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>>253533807
1000 hours? Really? I made a complete living Pokedex in X/Y (719 Pokemon), beat the Battle Maison thing, got tons of 6IV'd Pokemon, made teams of battle-ready Pokemon, bought every outfit, fought online, and more in under 300 hours until I got bored. Red/Blue had way, way less to do in them. What on earth did you do?
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>>253533807
>beats the elite four and then considers the game "Finished"

That's what I did when I was 12 and that's what I do now when I'm 20.
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>>253534204
Pokemon Red was as magical to my childhood as Vanilla WoW was for my teens. We were lucky to grow up with such good games.

Too bad video games suck shit now, and are loaded with political agendas.
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>>253534693
What political agenda is there in Pokemon X Y?
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>>253534584
Nothing wrong with that, honestly. Pokemon's main campaign is just long enough to justify the price.
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>>253533807

I played Pokemon Blue back when it was new.

I've only been getting 50-70 hours out of Pokemon ever since gen 3. Playing the SP is pretty much all I do, maybe a Pokemon battle or two with a friend. I play them mostly because I like catching Pokemon I come across. I'm not at all competitive.
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>"Yo anon, if you play 700 matches in Melee, you get to fight Mewtwo!"
>Call bullshit at such an outlandish claim
>Playing Melee one day
>Challenger approaching
>Mewtwo silhouette
>Mfw

Damn, he showed me.
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>"You can punch this guy and skip the final mission."

You can't really blame me for not believing that.
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>>253533807

At least your 13 year old brother didn't fill 30 boxes searching for a shiny Zorua like an autist.
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I use the explore a lot in games trying to find shit like this and that so I guess I sounded like that kid a lot of the time. I never lied about it though.
Most people didn't believe that you could get past the stairs early in on Mario 64 or that you could get ontop of the gate early on sunshine with some well timed jumps.
I also discovered the Gen II Pokemon cloning glitch by myself.
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>>253534835
I meant video games in general.
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>>253534835
>multiculturalism
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>>253534962
What political agenda is there in any of the recent popular games?
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>>253534892

>not just plugging four controllers in, setting it to a static level, and leaving a four man match running overnight
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>>253534449
Thats clearly bowser you dumbcunt
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>>253534987
So France is a metaphor for the whole world?
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>>253535070
Would've required him to know that as a kid in the days of DSL and dial-up.
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>>253535068
pretty much every triple aaa game being released
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>>253535141

oh fuck! for some reason i remember it as peach im sorry anon i was young T_T
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>>253534693
That's a good joke, m8.

Pokemon was what Skylanders is now.
WoW was never good.
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>>253535192

Time has distorted things for me a bit, but were we still using DSL/dial-up in 2001? It had to have been at least dying by then.
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>>253535068
Sexual orientation


Damn I can see in a few years it going to be gender (transexual characters everywhere)
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>>253535225
Give me an example.
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>If you get all 120 stars, you can use the cannon in front of Peach's castle to shoot yourself on top
>Yoshi is there!
>And he gives you 100 lives and a flying cap so you can fly around the castle

motherfucking little shit
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>there are TWO illusionary walls in a special tree and if you go all the way down you can go to a cool beach and become a DRAGON
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>>253535297
Vanilla WoW was great for a good 6 months. I quit during BC and moved on, but I had the best time playing it.
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>>253535192
Or just look at a magazine or go to any library computer.
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There was one time when I went full "that kid" mode with one of my friends involving Smash. This was back during the N64 days, and I started bullshitting him saying how the next game would have an item that turned your character metal (Like Metal Mario) and how there'd be a barrel item that you could throw and it would shoot you in a random direction (Like that one barrel in DK'S stage).

There were several other things I pulled out of my ass, but the distinct thing I remember was that by the time Melee came out, every single fucking thing came true.I didn't read it online or in a magazine, I was just lying like a cunt, but somehow it all came true.

It just sticks in my mind.
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>>253535225
>implying you're not just parroting /v/ blowing up over every minor thing on those few and far between small issues in hardly any game.

Humor me... Name a few games.
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>>253535297
you sure that skylanders is as popular as pokemon was? having volunteered to work with kids and such, i've seen things like skylanders backpacks and whatnot, but pokemon backpacks and whatnot seem just as popular as the skylanders ones, and i still see some kids bringing pokemon card binders, and some others bringing the games [though less common as electronics are discouraged].
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>>253535326
Fuck you I had dial-up till like 2005
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>>253535363
So Assassins Creed Unity really stepped up the sexual orientation?
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>>253535326
Around here we were at least. I remember my grandparents had dial-up as far in as like 2006 (though by then it was considered very obsolete). Melee is creeping up on 15 years.
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>>253534521

Back then you fucked around doing stuff, just kids exploring aimlessly.
I caught all 150 and trained about 8 to level 100 on blue and I probably put in about 1000 hours.
But I would tell stories with my games, I would treat them as my bros and go on adventures like they did on the show. That was the appeal of pokemon for me, and why every game after Sapphire has been disappointing.
I didn't look anything up, so you had to actually waste hours trying items on pokemon to see what made them evolve, and junk like that.
The new games have too much story for kids to make their own up, it's kind of sad.
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>>253535363
>IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
Not at all. I can think of maybe five games that have it and none of them shove it down your throat.
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>>253535575
>dialup
>2005

I honestly feel so bad for you.
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>>253535470
I quit Vanilla WoW after seven days and never went back.
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>>253533218
>Im not part of /v/
Im tired of this shit.
You're posting on /v/.
You're just as much of a faggot as everyone else.
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when he paid up
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>>253535625
You didn't put in 1000 hours.
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>>253535473
>going to the library willingly as a kid
>having money for Nintendo Power
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>>253535326
in 2001 I was on Netzero.
in Silicon Valley of all places.
DSL and dial up was still a thing in 2001.
it started dying in maybe 2004

technically speaking, I got a few friends still on DSL since they do not want to pay the premium for comcast(the only other viable option).
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>>253535694
We're all huge faggots!

Let's suck each others dicks.
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>>253535575
>tfw had dialup to 2005 too
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When he taught me about mutual masturbation
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>>253535794

Ok you first. Get on your knees and open wide....
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>>253535694
It happens on every board. The worst is /r9k/.
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>>253532810
>Nintendos next handheld will have TWO SCREENS
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>>253532810
>If you 100% Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 enough times, you unlock Spiderman, and if you beat everything with every character, you unlock a super-secret Heaven level!
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>>253535575
I know this suffering.
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>>253535575

I didn't say it was gone - dial-up is a thing even today. I was just wondering if it was still THE thing back then.

>>253535607

I'm pretty sure my grandmother still uses AOL, so I get where you're coming from with your grandparents.
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>My mom came home from [wherever] and bought me Pokemon Green

There actually was a Pokemon Green
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>>253535774
>not going to a library to read free game magazines or use the free internet
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>>253535470
>>253534693
Vanilla WoW was always shit. When your younger brothers grows up they'll look back on even shittier games with even more reverence.
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>there's a room behind the lava waterfall in the dodongo's cavern
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>>253535676
We didn't get DSL till like 04 where I lived. I think through the early 00s the best you could get ISDN, and that was mostly if you were running an office out of your house. And if you think 05 was bad, my friend still had dial up till like 2010. There were many times when mid raid we'd call his house number just to disconnect him so he couldn't pick up shit.

Granted, Australian internet
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>>253535625
1000 still sounds like a stretch without a lot of idle time, but I can buy that I guess. I remember it took me like 100 hours to beat Twilight Princess because I just loved how the game looked and would avoid the story to do my own thing. People mocked me, needless to say.
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>>253535927
not in English legit there wasn't
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>Play Zelda mask game
>"Hey anon, if you wear the sun/moon mask while protecting the milk shipment, something special happens."
>Pfffff, whatever
>Wear the mask, get to ss with milk maiden.
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>Ghost Cars in San Andreas

Pretty much every kid in school became that kid when it came to San Andreas Myths

Watching all those videos with the X-Files themes song
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>>253534945
that's nice, would love to have been bros with you!
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>>253535447

>that feel when play offline because of shitty internet and playing the game blind
>find the first secret wall, then check for mimic and the other wall disappears
>oh fuck
>see the hydra and get the fuck out (didn't work out to kill the hydras until my third playthrough)
>finding the secret areas made me feel like a kid again
>later on get a fucking dragon head
>this game is amazing

And that's why I love Dark Souls.
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>>253535575
I'm fairly certain I had dial-up in 2007
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>mfw i was that kid
>told my friends about pokémon purple (zubat on the cover, and you pick between zubat, ekans or ghastly)
>told my friend i had a 1 feet thick metal door with eye recognition to enter my room, and it played some goldeneye music
>had a satellite telescope where I could see people in their houses

Times I was right ? Once my hands were sticky for some reason and my friend started saying I had fapped thats why they were sticky, and they were laughing at me, but I had not fapped.
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>"Your dad is never coming back, loser!"

He sure showed me
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>>253534835
>multiculturalism
>lack of rivals promotes anti-bullying
>forwarding the lgbt agenda
http://legendsoflocalization.com/qa-is-this-character-in-pokemon-xy-transgender/
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>>253535550
They're both designed to suck money out of kids and their parents from over merchandising. A lot toys do this anyway, but those two are of the few with popular video game franchises.
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>>253535326
I still have DSL
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>>253536028

I put almost 90 hours into 100%'ing Twilight Princess. You're not alone.

And then I proceeded to beat it 5 more times because I fucking love Twilight Princess.
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>>253536174
Hahaha his dad left him
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>>253535932
...I was a dumb kid, what can I say? I got my cheats from my grandfather's study and had to rent Melee.
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>>253536175
>implying these are bad things
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>>253533807
Every shitty Pokemon game is exactly the same anyway.
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>>253535326
Dial up was going strong for a long time until like 2003/4 I believe then it was dial up when other services weren't available.
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>>253535958
It wasn't though. Everyone likes to throw the nostalgia bullshit around but I know people of all ages that enjoyed it. Even old guys who came from UO and EQ.

You're confusing polish with game design. Of course everything is more bug fixed now.
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>>253536103

I thought that was just because the game would spawn cars with the brakes fucked on inclines
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>>253535678
WoW has always been shit, anyone who came off UO's or Everquest's golden age will say the same. The only people who actually like WoW are casuals and nostalgiafags who played it when they were 14 and thought it was actually a decent MMO because they've never played anything better.
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>>253535774
>Not rocking that sweet arcadepod.com for hours on the dial up at the library
Holy shit is that website even still in existence?
>mfw it is
>mfw it looks EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT DID IN 2001
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>>253535765

I probably did though. During sleepovers friends and I would start playing at 3pm and play for 12 hours, just having adventures and shit. That time builds up, also, being a poorfag I only had a few games, and I got Silver after everyone else.
I can't prove it or anything, but 1000 hours isn't actually that much time for an autistic 7-9 year old.
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>>253533456
I don't remember anymore. It's been at least 10 years. I remember going to Viridian talking, to the old man, then Cinnabar and surfing up and down
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>>253534584
In X and Y there's a really good postgame arc with Looker. If you didn't play it then you are missing out.
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>>253536316
I rented melee for five months before buying it
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>>253535447
>The hydra can fucking jump over to the other side.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DID I GET SHOCKED AFTER 500 hours SEEING THIS.
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>my dad helped develop the game
>mfw he fucking did

I can't for the life of me remember what it was though.
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>>253536318
>implying I ever implied that
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>>253535625
I just can't picture 1000 hours. That's a fucking lot of time. For reference, I think it took me 40 hours to beat LeafGreen, which was my first pokemon experience ever. I had no idea what I was doing and I definitely wasted heaps of time doing things wrong as well. But I clocked it. I basically only put it down after I got sick of looking for Suicune well after I'd completed all of the story and leveled my 6 to the point where it got tedious.
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>If you kill the hydra and get an special item from the tower, then you go to the end of the lake and if you reload the game a special giant golem appears and a girl inside of it let's you access a new area with 3 extra bosses

>if you go back to the tutorial level and get a special tiem behind a black knight you can enter the giant paining in anor londo, after that you fight an invisible cute girl

>if you enter a special covenant and donate 30 humanities you get a special passage that let's you get to a special beetle that only appears once and he drops an item that let's you save solaire if you do all this before izalith, if you do this solaire helps you fight the last boss

Souls series is full of shit that kid says
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>>253536547
my bad anon
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>>253536379
Except none of those actually do.
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>>253532810
>tfw I was that kid
I fucking hate myself god damnit
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>You really can catch Mew doing some overly specific glitch.
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>>253536103
The people who make those vids are always such butthurt babies. If you dont circle jerk them you get banned from their comments
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>>253535794
Nice try faggot. I won't fall for that again.
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>>253536421
> EXACTLY THE SAME

http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/

http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
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>you will never be a fucking retarded kid again

I remember when my brother and I were young we thought if we submitted a (fake) cheat code about cops or something for Vice City that it would suddenly start working.
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>>253536558
I remember I had 800 hours in gold back when I was like 7-8
But it was pretty much my only game that year, I just made a lot of teams and went through the elite four a lot
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>>253535882
I never managed to get to skate heaven... I got every other thing, including Carerra, Dick and Spidey, but I never made it to Skate Heaven. I think there were a couple gaps that I just couldn't ever pull off.
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>>253536504
reminds me in Nintendo Treehouse how one of the guy's brother actually worked at Nintendo (when the guy was still in school of course).
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>>253532810
>Did you know there weren't dvd's back then? They used big black book looking things to watch movies.
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>>253536375
UO or Everquest have always been shit, anyone who came off MUDs' golden age will say the same. The only people who actually like UO or EQ are casuals and nostalgiafags who played it when they were 14 and thought it was actually a decent game because they've never played anything better.
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>>253536421
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN STREET FIGHTER ONLINE IS STILL THE MOST PLAYED GAME ON THE SITE

It's almost like I could walk into my living room and my Dad would still be alive...!

i miss u dad ;_;
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>>253535575

i was 25 when i first tried broadband
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>Friends with That Kid
>He tells me all sorts of stupid shit
>When he got a haircut one time he said he did it so he could donate to cancer patients
>Nobody liked him in school
>He moves away before high school begins
>I find him on Facebook
>He makes gay furry art now and claims he's making millions from it
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>>253535070
700 matches, not one overnight match.
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>>253536621
Its k
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>>253536446

>1000 hours isn't actually that much time for an autistic 7-9 year old

There's truth to this. I was always casual as fuck when it came to Pokemon and even then 7 year old me managed some 300-400 hours on Blue. In hindsight, I don't even remember how I did that.
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>>253536778
Name one way UO was shit when it was at its peak before Trammel.
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>>253536028
I think I put in 140 hours on my first run through TP. It was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had with vidya.
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>>253536661
But you actually can in yellow
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>>253536805
He probably is
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>>253536771
I hope you're just trolling and not seriously too young to remember time before DVDs.
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>>253536661
It's not really a glitch, it's just memory manipulation. And it can be done several ways.
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>>253534904
To this day I don't even know the requirements for it to happen. The little kid me was already frustrated enough by the final mission on lower difficulties and was expecting to have to deal with same shit on the hardest. Holy shit I was laughing hard back then.
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>>253535575
>tfw no more dial up

Best feeling
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>>253536805
post the porn
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>>253536829

You could also unlock him by playing for 24 hours, and if you had more controllers plugged in and playing at once it would lower the time.
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>>253535575
>had dialup until 2008
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>>253533218
Nah, /v/ was the kid who put his whole mouth on the water fountain
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>>253536469
kek. I vaguely recall getting banned from Blockbuster because my dad refused to pay the late-fee. Guess they didn't want legal action for whatever reason.
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That there is in fact a truck next to the S.S. Anne.. The only vehicle in the entire game. Mew wasn't under it, though.
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>>253536721

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>>253536805
You know the sad thing is he probably is making money off lonely furfags.
People throw money all the time for commissions.
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>>253536721
>That space jam site

Holy shit... I actually remember that
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>>253536497
It's the kind of thing that would've made you that kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOf6KKfppbA
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>>253537039
Classic Blockbaster didn't contractually obligate people to pay late fees or no returns.
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>>253536446
Was Red the only/one of the only games you had? If so, I can believe it. I no-lifed a ton of games back in the day just because it was the only new thing I'd have for a while and you had to make do.
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>>253537065
That picture makes me so mad.
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>>253537015
thats /b/
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>>253536937
tfw I got a new modem and I now have 10MB downloads
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I didn't have any internet at all till like 2006
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>I played yoshi's island on my DS
>it has a baby peach and a baby wario in it
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Just some shit I wanted to believe.
>You can unlock a chopper in Midnight Club 2.
>In THPS2 Spiderman can web sling the helicopter and it takes you to a secret Spiderman level.
>You could trade from Pokemon Red/Blue to Ruby/ Saphire by doing some secret thing.
>You could play PS2 games on Xbox.
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>>253536937
>what we have now will be a modern day equivalent to dial-up when fiber becomes more common

We have it up here on base in the USAF and everything I've downloaded has been done in an instant regardless of size and I've always got a 2-4 latency on any server I join almost anywhere but Mid-West Europe and lower Russia, and this is on a military base with thousands of people using it all at once.
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>>253536638
yes they do you faggot,

every single one
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>>253536497
Yeah it really shocked me.
I must've gone through the game quite a few times before I found it out.
>my face when
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>>253533023

Charmander has three stages of evolution. Charizard has two different evolutions above it, both being just one stage up.

Which was the fourth again?
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>>253535504
Obviously your uncle worked for Nintendo.
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>mfw there never was a "that kid" for me because nobody played vidya with me as a kid
>mfw when they still don't
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>>253537127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWSk3QwYOVE
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>>253537254
No they don't. Also learn how to structure a sentence you underage.
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>>253537164
The bane thing or the #trending?
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>>253536805
I cut my hair to give to cancer patients. What are you implying?
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How you unlocked mewtwo in SSB Melee.
The rare candy glitch in the original pokemon games.
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>cousin kept saying that Rhea of Thoruland in dark souls wont go hollow no matter what
>told him that she does
>he doesnt believe me
>2 minutes later he looks it up online and sees that she does go hollow
>"Y-yeah I guess you're right"

Believe me when i say it bitch
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Oh yeah, I know a guy who never grew out of that. He's 27 now and still bullshitting about every other thing. To be fair he does have a steady job with semi-decent pay, but he'll still come up with shit every other day. Like him turning down a 7000€/month job because they wouldn't give him a car or whatever the fuck.

We still like to hang out with him because he's fun, but it's pretty hard to take him seriously.
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>>253536462
That's it. Missingno appears and 6th item in your inventory gets infinite copies.
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>>253536345
It really was though. Back before the term "WoW-clone" became a common way to describe new mmos, WoW in Vanilla and BC was THE casualized EQ-clone that verteran MMO players hated, much in the sameway that Halo was the casual poster child amongst hardcore FPS fans. It was so bad on 4chan that you basically had to go to /b/ to even talk about it, WoW threads on /v/ before 06 would get shitposted to death. I don't like using the Nostalgia argument but it really applies here when Vanilla Wowfans seemingly forget how shitty and casualized the game was yet turn around and say the same shit about modern WoW. It's all relative.

>You're confusing polish with game design.
No I'm not. I'm talking specifically about streamlined dumbed down games, the kind of games that are "cinematic experiences" or filled with microtransactions and other nonsense.

>>253536778
Maybe EQ, but there wasn't much hate for UO even back then.
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>>253537167
there's a difference ?
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>>253537389

they really do though, i'm not even that guy.
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>>253535504
So, video game predictions? Back in like 98 I remember having a dream of me playing Super Mario World on a handheld console. Like 4 years later Nintendo ported it to the GBA. It fucked with my head
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>>253532810
Meta Knightmare mode. It sounded like such bullshit to me at the time.
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>>253537310
Autism Speaks
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>>253535625
u wot son

a friend of mine got into pokemon because it got it free, so he figured he'd give it a shot. the way he played it at first kinda confused me a bit
>"meet me at the cafe to trade?"
>"you know we can just trade anywhere, right?"
>"yeah, but let's meet at the cafe."

then we sat on the opposite side of a table and... well, traded. he also let me play with his pokemon in amie when he was busy, and thanked me for "keeping a good relationship with [his] pokemon."

he's not terribly into it and has a fairly large amount of things to do on his plate compared to me, so he traded eight of his favourite pokemon to my game and said i should play with them because he felt bad that they might be lonely. i figured, okay, whatever, i'll play with 'em in amie once or twice, i don't really do much with my own party members, after all.

i amie'd them for a while, then just decided randomly to go for a walk with the ones i had in my party.

so i did, just a beach walk, running around in the water, nothing too interesting.

decided to go shopping in one of the clothing boutiques; i mused that his meowstic would hide in the displays and jump out to scare people [naughty nature], and that vaporeon enjoyed it quite a bit because he had a good fashion sense [dat collar]

i then went on a bit of a hike through a cave with them, then swapped them out with other pokemon to explore lumiose, that giant-ass hub city in the middle [in which i'm /still/ finding things and got it not long after release] - we went to a restaurant and climbed the eiffel tower. i never would've really done it without him "guiding" me there. it was the most fun i've had with pokemon in a very long time.

maybe i unlocked a bit of my inner autism, maybe i unlocked a bit of my inner kid, but the thing is, it's still totally possible use your imagination; in fact, now there's even more stuff to do.

the game's not different it's the fact that you grew up and lost your childish wonder. that's it.
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>>253537547
Yes. /v/ stopped being /b/2.0 and turned into anonymous /r/gaming a while ago
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>>253536778
i only played Achaea and some random small Star Wars MUDs. what did you play?
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>>253536318
>multiculturalism
>good
Enjoy your social stratification.
You thought just the monetary classes are bad? Nigger you ain't seen shit yet.
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>>253537484
She can go hollow? I thought she can only get killed
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his dad really did work for nintendo... huh.
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>>253536318
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>>253536070
>sun/moon mask

what the fuck are you even talking about?
you're still that kid.
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>>253535297
>>253535550
The problem that started to take hold in the 90s and is definitely a problem today is that there are so many choices. Back in the 60s or whatever you had 6 radio stations and 6 tv channels, probably like 60 different choices in either girl or boy toys, so if you wanted media everyone basically watched the same thing and had a collective experience. Now you have 3 billion websites, 700 cable channels, 50 radio channels, no one is watching anything remotely similar, sure there are the few big things that take hold but they die out so fast, because it is on to the new thing, there is no overall collective experience, maybe the 1 million people visiting a website get a small collective like oh man e3 is happening or whatever, but overall nothing will ever be as popular as it was 'back in the day' as long as everything becomes more and more diluted.
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>>253537389
>. Also learn how to structure a sentence you underage

don't teach me how.

Also, you are literally fucking retarded, every single example given does lead to every out come although worded superfluously.
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>>253537157

Yeah, the only games I had back then was Jungle Book on the SNES, Donkey Kong 1&2 on SNES, and Red.
I got Silver eventually, but wasn't as into it. Kanto seemed lifeless and I sperged out at all the problems so I finished after I beat Red on the mountain. I remember I found a level 7 fearow near Viridian City and I was convinced I'd fucked up the game somehow so I reset it.
Then I spent heaps of time with Sapphire too (probably 200 hours or thereabouts) because I loved the environment and making secret bases.
I've played every pokemon game since but I haven't even been bothered passing Black 2 or X. Makes me feel like a part of me has died.
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>You can marry the goddes of harvest
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>>253537354
you should see if your suffering is worth it
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>>253537821
>>253537894
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>>253537357
holy mother of fuck.

Did anybody else play that goggles game?
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>there's going to be a metal gear game with cards
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>>253537164

>caring if a woman dies

It's like you're not from 4chan, honestly. Wait a minute...
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>>253537876
once you buy all of her miracles at one time she will get kidnapped by seath and placed in his sex dungeon, you can find her hollowed self there
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>>253537357

This game was costume quest before costume quest was a thing. Better to.
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>>253537664

Yeah, that's true, I am a depressed wreck most of the time.
Still, that's awesome you had so much fun with it.
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>>253538058
>lack of rivals promotes anti-bullying
>forwarding the lgbt agenda

>implying these are good things
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>>253533023
>tfw people got Pokemon so wrong to think Torchic can evolve to Moltres
>tfw everyone keeps making up their own rules in Yugioh as well as using anime's logic
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>>253538110
This isn't /b/, faggot.
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>>253538086

If you mean the dexter's lab one then yeah, I remember loving it even though when I went back to try it again years later it was dogshit.
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>>253536375
I played SWG from start to finish and I think Vanilla WoW was fun.
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>>253538271

>implying
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>>253538271
But it is reddit.
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>anon if you suck my dick white goo comes out
>NUH UH
>mfw he was right
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>>253538303
This. One of the biggest reasons why people loved WoW was because you could ACTUALLY DO SHIT WITHOUT GRINDING FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT!
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>>253536049
Yeah, but my mom bought it for me because she knew I liked pokemon
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>>253538467
I never doubted Mr. Martinez ever again
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>The next Pokemon games will be black and white!

You were still wrong though Michael they didn't come out for another like 13 years
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>>253536780
I'm sorry anon.
do you want a hug
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>>253538483
>people loved WoW was because you could ACTUALLY DO SHIT WITHOUT GRINDING FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT!

I don't understand how people can say something like this without a hint of sarcasm or irony, yet complain about how awful and casualized modern WoW has become
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>>253536892
>What's a DVD? Is that like blu-ray?

You will hear this sentence from a kid in the future.
>>
>That girl has a penis. That makes you gay
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>>253538789
>implying I will hear kids
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>>253538094
oh a real life ac!d

yaaaaaay
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>>253538789

Not anytime soon though. I was honestly thinking just the other day how fucking weird it is that blu-ray hasn't completely replaced DVDs by now. This is nothing like the VHS-DVD transition where VHSes very quickly because a niche, limited use thing. DVDs are still the usual method for this shit, at least where I live.
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>>253533456
>Do you think kids even know about this anymore?

>would kids know about glitches in muh le retro video games on obsolete shitty technology

no fuck off jesus christ
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>>253536318
>anti-bullying campaigns are good

Enjoy your pussy ass generation of kids that expects to be 100% handheld through life
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>>253536160
>told my friend i had a 1 feet thick metal door
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>>253537541
>seriously implying that EverQuest, the greatest PVE MMO and the single MMO that had the greatest impact on the video game industry, the sole game responsible for World of Warcraft, is somehow bad

and no, you can't blame EQ for the garbage that is WoW, you can only blame activision-blizzard for not following the EQ formula that worked so well, and instead making a casual hand holding pile of garbage
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>>253539208
How is having a rival bullying in any way? I dun get it
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>>253539237

Go back and actually read that post again.
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>>253539132

Are kids of today gonna grow up with any outstanding glitches like Missingno to talk about? I mean, they're already depreived of cheat codes so I wouldn't be surprised.
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>They have a new Street Fighter game and it has all the guys in Mortal Kombat in it, plus you can be Batman, Robocop, Spiderman and Darth Vader. And you can send Nintendo a picture of your face and you get to be a character in the game. I got to play it and I was so good they told me I could be in the tournament in Japan but my mom said no because I have school, but they said I would have won. They also made a game called Blood Quest and you play a guy with a sword hand, and it has so much blood that a kid saw it and got scared to death and they banned it in Japan.
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>>253539428

9/10, it was cute.
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>>253539428
Shit I'd like to pit Robocop up against Darth Vader. Why isn't this a thing?
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>>253539057

It's because digital distribution and streaming is replacing physical media faster than Blu-ray can replace DVDs.
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>>253535575
Same, but I wasn't allowed to use it.
One day my Dad came and told me I was allowed to use the internet for an hour a day. I was excited as fuck and looked up cheats for all my games.
This lasted for maybe three days. After that I only ever got to use it once again after pleading for a chance to look up some information for a game I was stuck on.
It wasn't until around 2005 I begged for him to let us get cable internet so I could play Runescape at home instead of at the library. It's hard to believe how widespread the internet has come in so little time.
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>>253539546
Why are there no robocop games anymore?
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>>253536103
>ghost car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg
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>>253539613
I think because any new Robocop game that came out, it would be based on the movie and would you really want that?
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>>253539416
i responded to the wrong guy, sorry, meant to go to >>253536778

and i also failed to mention that while wow might be shit, it's also been a complete game changer for MMOs as a whole, let's be honest, anyone who isn't a complete casual knows WoW was and still is trash but it did have some actual good, unique features in vanilla, introducing things like auction houses and group finders for dungeons.

the problem is that everyone tries to copy WoW instead of taking the best features of both WoW and EQ to make another monstrously awesome PVE MMO
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>you can play as Neo in Enter the Matrix
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>>253539750
N-no they wouldn't.

;_;
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>>253539825
>but it did have some actual good, unique features
>like group finders for dungeons.
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>>253537821
Social stratification already exists.
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>>253532810
Charizard can evolve.
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>>253537541
Ah, the days when people would get bitched at over saying WoW-clone instead of EQ-clone. Good times.
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>>253540015
wasnt there a stone outside dungeons in vanilla wow that you could click on to ask anyone in the current zone to join your group? made it a little easier than doing shit like /who all, /msg some_faggot "hey let's do the burgeoning butthole dungeon", and so on. The modern one where you pick a role and it can matchmake people from any server is fuckin lame, i didnt mean that.
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>>253535575
I had dialup untul 2011

Fuck you
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>>253533304
>Marill
Don't you mean Bluechu?
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>>253539689
>that friend that opened this video and then left the room
you won't trick me again you shitting
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>>253537580
Its 2002
Bro: Nintendo's gunna release a new handheld soon its going to have screens on both the top part and the bottom.

Me: Fuck you, you lying sack.

I'm sorry brother
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>>253539428
>They also made a game called Blood Quest and you play a guy with a sword hand, and it has so much blood that a kid saw it and got scared to death and they banned it in Japan.

10/10 for this part alone OP

[spoilerAlso iImplying that game would get banned in Japan
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>>253540831
>be at a internet cafe
>everyone playing counter strike
>some kid puts this video and leaves
>no one cares and everyone continues playing counter strike
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>>253538253
>tfw everyone keeps making up their own rules in Yugioh as well as using anime's logic
>FUCK! the one and only time I played that fucking card game some fat kid attacks my monster with higher attack thinking it reduced my monster's attack, stopped right there and told him to learn the fucking rules.
that fucking stupid fat kid, everyone has one
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>>253541508

Yeah it would. Blood Quest has THAT much blood.
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>>253538731
Y-yes ._.
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>>253536780
haha your dads dead
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>>253541703

>using anime logic

Increasing/decreasing ATK/DEF by 30% alone would make that irritating. On a similar note, I managed to play the Pokemon card game with Yu-Gi-Oh rules when I was 11 or so. I don't remember how I did it but it took for-fucking-ever.
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>my dad works for nintendo
>his dad actually worked for nintendo
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>>253538253
>>253541703
>>253542254
A friend bought the japanese text god cards (perfect quality if they were fake, which they probably were) for $10 each at a shop and we would play with them with the automatic win rule.

We had fun.
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>My dad works for Microsoft. I have a few copies of Halo 2 at my house
>go round to his
>xboxes in every room
>his dad's name is actually in the credits of some halo games
>he really did have halo 2 prior to release
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>>253542850

My little brother got that god card folder set that came out a while back and insists on using them in his deck using the show effects.
>>
>Go to friend's house
>Play Unreal Tournament
>See the character Matrix
>For years think he was from the movie
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>>253533294
Missingno was pretty wide spread. Everyone in my area knew about it.
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>>253535291

>T_T

underage b& redditfag detected
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>>253536160
>Once my hands were sticky for some reason and my friend started saying I had fapped thats why they were sticky, and they were laughing at me, but I had not fapped.

Then who was phone?
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>>253542171
le so edgy *tips fedora*
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>>253545981
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>>253533048
y u so gay
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>>253535225
Not really, dude. It's just Bioware and EA being faggots. Everyone else is tiptoeing around the SJWs who actually do scream about it but are never really pandering to them.
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>>253546109
"edgy (/?ej?/): at the forefront of a trend; experimental or avant-garde."

It's cool nowadays to be like "lol haha death I'm so cool look how strong-willed I am haha"

So, yeah, fuck off faggot.
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>>253542143
Another anon here.
Hope you're alright.
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gaming rig > girlfriend
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>>253535326
>>253535575

>playing Runescape with dial up
>fucking Earthlink dial-up, no less
>constant disconnects
>laggy everything
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>>253532810
>Ridley is going to be in Smash Bros 4
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>>253538249
as a gay guy, yeah, i'd say they're both pretty good
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>>253537389

Yes they do you fag
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>>253538253

>Yugioh anime logic

What was that one sequence? Launch Elf Swordsman out of Launcher Spider at your Floating Fortress, causing it to collapse to the ground, something like that.

Yeah, what
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>>253533807
>an adult getting angry about how children play a video game made for children

Holy fucking shit, 90s kids are the worst.
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>>253537226
you are literally that kid right now
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>>253534928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AlhaJF5Afw
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>>253540665
Oksana?
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>You can play as Master hand if you beat everything all very hard!

Partially true
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>>253532810

Fuck off, That Kid.
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>>253548207
doesn't playing as master hand involve the third controller and pressing buttons at the same time or something?
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>>253536579
>Invisible cute girl
>Invisible
>Cute
How the fuck would anyone ever fall for that?
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>>253548443
Yeah. Used it on multi man melee to unlock a 64 stage
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>>253538253
Using anime logic is the best though.
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>playing re4
>hey anon, shoot the water something good will happen
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>>253535794
ok :3
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>>253537752
/b/ is literally on reddit/9gag levels full of underage normalfags. /v/ is way better
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>>253536070
what?
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>playing GTA VC
>"ANON GO BEHIND THAT BRIDGE, THERE IS A WAY TO GET IN THE BUILDING AND THERE IS A HELICOPTER THERE

>mfw there is

>"ANON, RUN AND JUMP TOWARDS THAT WINDOW, ITS NOT REAL AND THERE IS AN EASTER EGG IN THERE"
>tfw didn't try it and just took off in the helicopter sure that I just avoided a ruse
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>>253541703
>get bootleg cards in japanese
>play the foil one
>"This card lets me make a wish, and I wish to win this game!"
>I was that fat kid
>>
I used to bully kids then say i was autistic and the teachers took my side instead and let me off, then ended up getting in trouble when my mum told the school i wasn't autistic

i was the worst child
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>>253546905
dude,the internet has been like that forever.
suck it up.
My mother OD'd because of me and my aunt molested me, do you see me bitching? no.

now tell me some obscure PS2 games to look for.
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>>253536497
>playing Metal Gear Rising
>dicking around with Metal Gear Ray on revengance, trying to find ways to have Smokin' Sick Style
>it turns out he very rarely does the attack that he does in the second part of the fight where he shoots a bunch of missiles at you in the first part of the fight

Maybe not that amazing but still surprised me the fuck out of me, especially considering I've beaten him at least 9 times now
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>>253532810
>Metroid guy is a girl
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>>253550147
you ARE the worst child
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>>253550147
The twist is that that is autistic behavior and you weren't lying.
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>>253537178
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>>253550184
>my aunt molested me
lucky bastard.
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>>253550996
im a changed man now
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>There's a megaman cartoon now!

I was really surprised when there was.
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>>253533807
Man, kids these days have no respect for the age old traditions of Pokemon. It's a travesty!
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>>253547060
i made that choice anon, i dont regret it now
but i miss her ;_;[spoiler/]
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>>253532810
KaminAnon, tomorrow is the fucking day. I'm going on that trip with my friend's sister and I'll see if I can get with her.

Hopefully you see this, if not, well then fuck.
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>>253536345
The only thing that confuses polish with design is my penis.
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>at "that kid's" house
>"dude, you can climb the stairway to heaven in halo"
>what the fuck are you talking about this time
>"no really watch" .... "oh dang i cant remember how to do it"
>thatswhatithoughtyoudoublenigger.wav
>shows me this exact video
>we spend 2 hours trying to do it
>our faces when we did it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biUh0HKNias
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>>253538271
This isn't /pol/ either, but that won't stop me from posting a happy adolf hitler, also.
People from /b/ also frequent /v/ and many other boards, if you don't like it you can alway go to /out/ you're always welcome there
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>if you get a gold medal on all the stages in Starfox 64, you unlock being able to walk around in multiplayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX-pGlStTZw
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>>253536103
one killed me thought, he stood over me and I started to loss life, was hilarious.
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>>253537065
>harassing grieving parents with memeshit

Why is /tv/ so shit?
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>>253538110
You type like an annoying faggot, and this isn't /b/.
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>>253553734
>being a faggot
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>>253554281
How bad is /tv/ besides the obvious bane meme bleeding everywhere

Do they talk about tv all day
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>>253535575
>live in Australia
>tfw will always have sub-dial-up internet
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>>253554281
/tv is pretty much /v except with television shows. They hate everything too.
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>that kid whose dad actually worked at nintendo
>that kid whose dad actually worked at valve
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>>253555005
>that kid whose mom actually worked in Halo
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I predicted Pokemon black, no one believed me.
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>>253554701
They hate everything on tv and also are legit pedos.
So just like most of /v/
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>>253538467
>>253538606
lolwtf holy shit that made my night
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>>253555125
The Pokemon Card Game cart was black.
>>
I swear that I saw a commercial back in 2001 where Mario 64 was being played on a Game Boy Advance or something like that.
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>>253555563
Shit like this happens all the time where they just throw a game into a situation where it doesn't exist in reality.
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>>253555125
I told my friends I was playing a Pokemon Diamond game where they only have 2 starters and you have to buy an AK47 to shoot at the tree blocking your path
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>>253555876
pic related
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>>253555005
One street over from the house I grew up in there was a house with a backyard you could see from a street I used to get home. For a while they had this big ass orange dome-like structure with fake leaves on top. I never got a close look at it because we always drove past it too quickly. One day my mom ran into the guy while walking the dog and asked him what it was. Turns out he did some major work making Spongebob in its golden years and they gave him a roughly 15ft tall pineapple playhouse for his kids.
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>>253533807
Eh, I consider beating the main-game, major post-game stuff, completing the Dex (events optional), and getting your team up to lv. 100 as being done with the game. That usually takes 150+ hours to do for the modern games (Gen 5 onward). My Black 2's over 160 hours, and my X is over 200 hours.
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>>253536780
I feel you anon, I miss mine too. ;_;
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>>253555563
I swear I saw an ad for Earthbound 64 at a Sears back when I was a kid.
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>>253555767
There was also a game featured on Law and Order that had GTA IV's UI slightly altered. Wish I could find a clip of it. It looked weird as hell.
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>>253547449
Think you mean this.
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>>253535575
I only fucking got dial up in 2004
Not even 3rd world
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>>253556961
sorta related

http://www.dorkly.com/video/4053/ridiculous-portrayal-of-gamers-on-law-amp-order-svu

also, pic related
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>>253556816
>when I was a kid
You have to be 18 plus to post here, Anon.
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>>253557145
I got dialup in 2007, we didn't have internet at all before that.

>tfw missed early moments of the internet.
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>>253535575
>tfw until one year ago had internet capped at 666.66 kbs
>tfw internet is now 3.5 mps
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>>253536721
I have the spacejam website pinned
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>>253554802
tfw the NBN is getting installed in my area as I type
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>>253535575
>had to dial-up with the tone and everything
>could still use the phone without internet disconnecting

I still don't even know how or why
>>
>>253551885
Not him but godspeed anon.
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>>253560197
Did the end of your message get too fast while you were typing?
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>>253560509
Because you had 2 phone lines going to your house. Not two jacks in your wall, I mean two separate lines and numbers from the phone company. People that absolutely had to have both working at the same time did this, costs a lot of money.
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>>253560664
Jesus, I can't imagine why we had that set up.
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>>253561153
So you could use the phone and internet at the same time. Simple as that.
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>>253561327
But we didn't really ever use our phone, it would hardly have been justified to pay for another phone line just so every now and then my mum can make a call without disconnecting 'We Like The Moon'.
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>>253561846
Did your parents work out of home?
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>>253562292
No. My dad had his own office and he was rarely home, and my mum was a stay at home mum with no friends.
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>>253563182
You are using mum and not mom, meaning you are from Ausland or Britannia and not the US, so I have no idea if having 2 phone lines vs 1 costs a lot there but it does in the US. Maybe it was cheap enough to be justified for you.
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>>253563182
Did they use a fax machine regularly?
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>>253536805
>When he got a haircut one time he said he did it so he could donate to cancer patients

That's a really normal thing.

Pretty much any major barber chain does that.

Most of them will make your haircut free if you opt to do it too.
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>>253548974
>mfw I was that kid
the best of times

also
>"Hey Anon!" I just found a secret snow level in Mario 64.
>no fucking way
>watch him jump through a fucking wall
>suddenly a whole new snow level that neither of us knew about for years
>tell everyone at school
>they all already knew and apparently it isn't a secret level at all
fuck it, to play Mario 64 non stop for a year and then find a new level like that, felt like Christmas
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>>253563457
No, we didn't have a fax machine.
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>>253540725
They called him Pikablue.
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>>253535192
Implying I didn't use dialup as a kid?
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>>253566748
Got gud faggot
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>>253535625
So you're a liar and a fag, cool
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>>253570180
>Pikablue.
that word just hit me like a wall of bricks. i'm in 5th grade again
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>>253532810
I was that fat kid.
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>>253537164
Its actually kind sweet
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>mfw people thought I was that kid
>told them I could get them mew in pokemon red and blue
>none of them believed me
>they all laughed
>decide to battle one day
>come in with a team of 6 mews level 100
>sweep because I had complete type coverage because of TMs
>they all beg me to tell them
>i tell them to screw off

Thank you based big bro for telling me and letting me store mews in your game
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>>253555997

i played the left one, but it was a very strange game.
you had to call your pokemon via mobile phone, and sometimes they would show up late for battle.
if i remember correctly, it was some japanese bootleg pokemon game and it was translated really badly

no AKs, tho
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>>253573869
Nah, they're actual games which were developed to use Pokemons success in Japan. Here in the west they just mad a shitty localization with Google translate or something. I have a "german" Jade version. Pretty funny imo, to bad every Monster only has one type for attacks and such, so you can't really do that much.
>flying pan
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>>253533807
am I being rused or are you seriously that upset about the holy traditions of pokemon gaming not being carried on?
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Collect the seven chaos emeralds and you can play as super Sonic! And Sonic can fly! But if you die a game over before you get all the emeralds, if you press (I think it was hold UP while pressing start on game over screen) you can keep all the emeralds and continue
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>>253535575
Nigga I didn't even have a computer until 2002
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>>253557207
I'm 23 and I was definitely a child during the n64 years.
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>>253579025

>that gif

Please tell me this is real
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>>253579997
It's real. In Majora's Mask, use the Bremehn bird mask on that Stalfos King's two underlings and they will march/dance. The mask does say it can control beings of simple mind like animals.

Also, the stalfos in Wind Waker will tear off its own arm to club you with it, if you take is club while it is on the floor in a random pile of bones before it magically reassembles.
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>>253535291
Fuck off
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>>253540665
>>253535575
I-I still have dialup
I'm poor
And Australian
fuck you tony abbott the very best I can do is 45kbps and you have to let it be even more difficult
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>>253554281
>grieving parents attention whoring their passed away child
Also I'm pretty sure it was her sister by the way from "#lilsis"

No sympathy felt here
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