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>Achievements for starting the game.

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>Achievements for starting the game.
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>>253500878
> go on steam achivements
>80% have the achievement for starting the game
>10% have the one for ending it
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>trophies for jumping X amount of times
>trophies at the end of each chapter
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>achievement for killing the first enemy

Nothing is more of a turnoff. That and OP.
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>>253502389
well, got to keep the unwashed masses feeling acomplished
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>achievements for getting achievements
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>>253501226

>Game with multiple endings
>40% finished all endings and unlocked the true ending
>Only 10% actually finished the true ending
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>Not having achievements disabled
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>>253501226
That is the worst image.
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>>253501226
>50,000 views on part 1 of multi part youtube video
>25000 for part 2
>10000 for part 3
>etc
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>UNOBTAINABLE ACHIEVEMENTS
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>>253501226
know your place
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>>253502606

That's because multiplatform games have achievement parity and because of Platinum trophies, most Xbox games just have a similar capstone achievement.
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>Achievements for getting achievements
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>>253502880
I didn't realize "image" was synonymous with "thread" retard-kun
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>>253500878
>Achievement for taking the first step
>Achievement for buying the first dlc
>Achievement after the first 10 minutes of playing
>Achievement for pausing the game for the first time
>Achievement for killing the first of every type of enemy
>Achievement the first time wearing new armor
>Achievement for turning the console off
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>Achievement for getting all the other achievements
>0g
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>>253503141
>Achievement for buying the first dlc

This has literally never happened before. I hope not.
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>Achievements requiring coop/friend involved
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>>253503141
>Achievement for killing the first of every type of enemy
that one actually seems reasonable
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>Go outside
>Don't play the game for five years.
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>>253503297
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>Trophies for doing the multiplayer and you don't like multiplayer
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>achievement for killing 100,001 enemies
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>>253502606
What? Pls give an example of this.
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>achievement for crouching X number of times, going by the name of 'buns of steel'
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>First mission achievement is like 'just getting started'
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>>253503497
>multiplayer is dead anyway.
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>>253503507
TF2
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>>253503507
I think some playstation games have achievements for getting all the achievements. Some devs carry them over to other platforms. I think Metal Slug 3 on steam had it too.
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>Online related achievements
>Game can't be played online anymore
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>>253503507
Mount and Blade Warband has a bunch of those.
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>>253503507
Achievement Whore from Hotline Miami
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>>253503507
Drunken Robot Pornography
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>giving a fuck that achievements are too easy
>not just turning off achievements if you don't like them

i love achievements and these are actually pretty annoying
>>253503497
>>253503297
>>253503434
>>253503258
>>253502812
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>achievement for kill the devs
>they rarely or actually don't play the game
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>>253503141
>Achievement every time you take a step
>Achievement every time you buy dlc
>Achievement every minute of playing
>Achievement every time you pause
>Achievement every time you kill an enemy
>Achievement every time you change armor
>Achievement every time booting the console
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I am more forgiving of easy as hell achievements than bullshit difficult ones.

Get 1,000,000 headshots
Get 1,000,000 brutal kills

WITH EACH CHARACTER
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>No story related achievements, such as complete chapter one
>They all require time, skill, and luck
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>>253503819
I think most of those are carried over by playing with people who have those achievements.
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>>253503548
aww shit, raze 3
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>>253502812
Now youve done it nigga, why you didnt listen, they said stop but you didnt listen for shit. Why you had to remind poor anon of darksiders 2 mailing item achievement? Why? I'll never have 100% there! NEVER!
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>>253503778
RIP in peace WKC

>you will never ever defeat Madoras with your buddies
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>>253504040
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>>253503932
why? i hate when i finish the campaign of a 15 hour game and have like 3 achievements for it.
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>>253500878
>achivement for dying
>no achievement for completing the entire game without dying
Fromdrones will defend this.
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>>253500878
>Trophies that are based on luck
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THE REASON THEY HAVE ACHIEVEMENTS FOR THINGS LIKE STARTING THE GAME, FINISHING IT, AND 100% IT IS TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS CORE FANS

I know it's aggravating to see things like "Kill your first baddy" because it's a very passive agressive "oh you did it good for you ;) want to try to get the next 10 baddies? the process is identical mr. thick-as-asphalt" but it's for the devs to see if people give a shit.
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>Game only has one achievement.
>It's only awarded for perfecting the game.
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>>253504194
the achievement for completing the whole game without dying is the ring that makes your weapon invisible.

at least in Das2.

and to be honest, i'd rather have a piece of equipment that serves some function that a random shiny string of characters that does fucking nothing other than stroke my e-peen
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>>253503819
>achievement for kill the devs
>they rarely or actually don't play the game
>achievement is viral
>everybody who played multiplayer has it
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>>253504194
You don't get an achievement, but you get an extremely annoying ring.
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>>253504172
That fucking stray cat
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>The achievement is only un lockable if you play with or kill the person with this achievement

>Achievement unlocked for playing it on the day its released or during a event
>cant be unlocked if you didn't participate
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>>253504340
>Kill three enemies with one brick throw
>The name of the achievement is "Pure Luck"
This is why Hotline Miami is 8.9/10
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>Achievements you can only get during certain periods of time
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>>253504427

Dust-fucking-force

Didn't get that achievement tho. In fact, didn't progress at all after a couple levels. That shit is 2hard4me.
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>achievement for dying to the plot device they call a final boss
>achievement for walking away from him
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>get all achievements/trophies
>100%
>dlc comes out
>80%
more dlc comes out
>50%

fuck youuuu
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>Achievement that makes a meme reference
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>Achievements for signing up for Uplay.
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> Caring about achivements

I want neo-/v/ to get aids.
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>>253504427
All games should do this.
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The best/worst achievement:

http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/fight-night-round-4/achievement/26884-XL.html

>Have to play online
>Have to *beat* the one person who holds the champion belt
>This person is never online
>This person could extort paypal money for fights if he wanted
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>90% of the achievements are awarded naturally as the story progresses
>The other 10% are easy as shit

Also

>VN trophies
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>Achievement for looking up the playable characters skirt
>Achievement for zooming in on an NPC's tits
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>WIN 10,000 MATCHES

THANKS FROMSOFTWARE
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>>253504537
>XCOM EU
>Bubonic
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>>253505016

What is Uncharted 3?

At least I still have my plat, but my % is down to 51%
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>>253500878
What's wrong with an achievement for starting the game? It's good for seeing if your friends have actually played the game or not, regardless of their status at getting real ones.
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>Fire 10,000 arrows with a shortbow
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>>253504921
>That feel when have 3 levels left to get S++
>They're all near impossible
It used to be 4, but i beat the industrial slime-world one. My punching bag never got worked over that hard like then.
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>>253501274
Thomas was alone
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>Achievement for starting the game
>Week before release, only reviewers have gotten a chance to play the game
>Only 30% have the achievement
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>>253504994
>No achievement for Dark Arisen
Fucking Capcom.
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>>253505175
Holy fuck that's terrible.
>Champ stops playing
>Nobody can get the achievement

>Champ is a Jew
>People throw dosh at him for the belt/a chance at the belt
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>Giving a shit about achievements
I only 100% games that have ingame objectives, different endings etc. but I don't give a single shit about the achievements.
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>try to get new achievements
>use Steam Achievement Manager to get achievements as soon as I'm bored
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>Achievements for completing the "training" level
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>achievements
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>Achieve
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>achievement which is completely unattainable
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>>253505254

Tell me where.
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>>253505254
That's cool. I wish more games did this.
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>The Last of Us Remastered has the EXACT same trophies as the PS3 version but they're treated like separate games on your trophy list

FUCK
OFF
NOW I'M STUCK WITH SOME SHITTY 2% ON THE PS3 VERSION FOREVER
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>>253505579

There was an outrage about Rome 2 I think. Only reviewers had a copy, most of them had the play the game for 1 hour achievement but only 20% had the play the game for 10 hours. It was hilarious.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory also has one of those with a description making fun of reviewers.
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>>253506551
lolipop chainsaw has one i think
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>achievement says to do this action
>over 1000 times
>Its an indie game with 6 levels, no extra challenge levels

I can only spend so much time doing nothing
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>>253506549
>dev has it
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>>253502762
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>hard to achieve achievement
>dlc comes out
>makes it piss easy
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>achievement for beating the final boss
>achievement for completing the game
>the ending comes immediately after the final boss
>more people have the final boss achievement than the complete the game achievement
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>>253506638
You can just hide them from viewing if they bring shame to you.
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>Achievement for being a Kickstarter backer

Fuck you Mercenary Kings. I would have 100%'d you too because you're great.
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>hidden achievement
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>>253506551
Lollipop Chainsaw and Asura's Wrath.
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>>253506805
Nope.
Even with an achievement unlocker you can't get it, she was thorough.
Also worth pointing out that the fact nobody has it is a spoiler.

This game also has an achievement for baking a cake IRL and sending a picture of you with it to the dev.
I have it
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>achievement pops up in a cutscene
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>>253500878
Still the best way to know how many people actually played the game
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>Achievement for posting map/character design on facebook
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>>253502774
They realized it was SHIT
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>You have to wait until the end of the un-skip able credits for finishing the story achievement.
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>>253506945
>wipeout hd
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>Achievement Unlocked: Beat Level 1
>Description: Beat Level 1
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>>253507079

>Stanley Parable
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>achievements without a description, no idea how to get it

or

>achievement you can only get by killing somebody with that same achievement
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>Achievement is an advertisement
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>>253507254
>achievement for viewing secret post-game cutscene

>the credits are unskipable
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>>253507128
>it fits the mood
I love it when a game does this. "The part where he kills you" is an obvious one but Asura's Wrath did it a couple of times too.
>B: Shut him up
>B
>WHAM
>Boop
>Achievement unlocked: Shut him up
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>Achievement that gives you tangible in-game benefits.

God bless you Mass Effect 1. Why didn't any other game last generation follow suite?
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Some of the achievements in Civ 5 are fucking ludicrous.
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>>253507104
I spent so long trying to figure out how to get it, I thought it was just some convoluted, near impossible thing. I was crushed when I found out you couldn't get it at all
I also have the cake achievement
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>You can't 100% achievement a game if you skip cutscenes
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>>253507128
>do action to get trophy
>have to go back to the home menu for tophy to unlock
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>>253507403
dead rising 1 was the one I remember the best

I forgot whether or not the other games did this too
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>>253504451
>>253504428
Illusory rings a shit

I've fought hundreds of them and their shit is worthless. You'd have to be autistic not to be able notice someone is using a greatsword just because it's invisible. Spell tools are ineffective too because the audio cue is more than enough warning to dodge.
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>>253507443

I never got a single one because I played only with mods.

A shame because a lot of them sound amusing to get.
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>achievement with requirements so absurd no one will ever get it on purpose

Civ 5's "Have an american archeologist send an artifact from a site in Egyptian lands with a german archeologist within 3 spaces of it"
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>Achievement granted at the wrong time
>Achievement granted through a bug/glitch
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>Achievement for buying a "day one" version of a console.
>0g score
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>achievement for taking a picture of a cake with your waifu and sending the picture to the devs
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>>253507464
>I also have the cake achievement
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>Spoilers in achievements
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>>253507701
What is??
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>>253507617
It's an Indiana Jones reference?
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game still has content for you to try/beat even after after all achievements are earned

based kamiya
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>Dead rising real time achievements
>2 friends killed their 360s trying it
>mine got so hot I never tried it again after the first time.

at launch that was a serious achievement because failure meant death.
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>>253503507

WoW has a bunch of those
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>>253507774
Hate Plus
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>>253507745
>check achievements while waiting for boring cutscene to end

>Get Betrayed By Your Best Friend
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>>253507791

Yes. Every single Civ V achievement is a pop culture reference.
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>>253505328

MFW I played one multiplayer match and got it
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>>253507394
>here's a trophy
>achievement unlocked: Victory!
>for all the things that you did to me
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>100% Achievement for Achieving 100% all the Achievements in-game.

Star ocean!!!!
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>>253507971
>poland can into space
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>Achievement for playing through a game with 8 or something different characters when it's barely worth a replay at all.
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>>253508115

Memes are sort of pop culture. I felt a bit ill typing that.
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>beat game on easy 0.01%
>Finish the first mission 1.21%
>Play multiplayer 6 million times and unlock all the stupid shit online 67.4%
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>>253507652
The majority of my achievements for gears of war 2 come from me signing in as player 2 and his game data unlocking them for me. I never suffered any consequences but his account got reset like 3 times
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>Achievement for doing something stupid, counterproductive, or outright suicidal.
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>the "All Achievements" achievement isn't the rarest
EXPLAIN
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>multiplayer content is locked behind single player mode

>single player content is locked behind multiplayer mode
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>having to rely on AI for trophies

I will never fucking get the 400 auto item uses trophy. Or Leia's elongating staff one, what the fuck.
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>>253505517
nope

Disgaea 3

you missed by a WIIIIDE margin
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>>253508376
>Achievement for doing something stupid, counterproductive, or outright suicidal.
>in multiplayer
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>>253502812
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>KILL A DEV
>Game is dead

FUCK YOU JUST MAKE A DEVBOT OR SOMETHING
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>>253508380
The only way this would be possible is if some achievments doesn't count towards "all achievments".
I'd guess event or time specific achievments would fall under this.
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>>253508380
Expansion introduced new achievements. Nobody ever bothered.
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>>253500878
Is this image Samuraï Jack ?
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>>253504921
>>253505501
:^)

Let me guess, the levels you got left are Backup Shift, Hideout and Giga
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>>253505330
because like with some games, you can still get plat and have X amount of % to 100 with dlc. borderlands did it, least on ps3, i have the plat trophy but im at 58%
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>>253508504
>Achievement for losing 20 times in a row online
>You have to be purposely terrible to 100% the game
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>>253508491
dude, those are DIRT EASY.
just play as those fucking characters and shut off the AI. tell me you at least got judes for dodging shit.
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>>253505330
That annoys me the most about it and the multiplayer is horrendous
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>>253504040

Just go to a achievement boosting forum and make a post for this achievement. Add people as friends that respond and send them the mail.

I did this achhievement in a couple of hours
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>>253504921
> SS'd all regular, silver, and gold levels
> can't even complete a single difficult level

Those last levels are brutal...
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>>253507912
that cheevo is serious.
you can plan, but shit likes to go wrong on day 6.
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>Achievement for winning 100 matches online in a row
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>>253509173
All I need is the Leia one. I'm talking about the auto item one when I mean the AI, unless you're telling me there's some way I can do that on my own? I'm at about 54 uses.
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>>253509465
>mfw going for the seven day survivor.
>printed up guides, rationing the food
>have a book to read while I wait between feedings
>on day fucking five there is a glitch where, moving from the food court to the part of the mall with the rollarcoaster, freezing the game
>encounter it twice
When I finally got that seven day achievement I never played DR1 again
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>>253500878
>Achievements
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>>253507079
>entire trophy list is hidden
>game is notorious for being incredibly grindy
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>>253509376
some people don't want to do it that way. its called an achievement for a reason, i suppose. though, dead multiplayer achievements are my exception.
im looking at you vampire rain.
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>achievement for doing an exact number of damage
>game has RNG elements

>game has over 950 achievements
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>Giving a shit about achievements
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>xbox achievements whose point values don't end in 5 or 0
MY ASPERGERS IS FLARING UP
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>>253500878
>implying this is a bad thing in the era of steam
actually playing one of the bajillion games you got for cheap is an achievement considering how big people's backlogs get
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>>253509869
>Giving a shit about people giving a shit about achievements
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>>253508492
there's a jumping trophy in thomas was alone as well
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>>253509593
just set the AI to use gels when you get damaged and turn off or keep Alvin and Elize out of battle to prevent healing. its not hard.
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>>253510027

>mfw I'm one of those people that impulse buy on sales all the god damn time

I think I have 200+ I haven't even played, and it just keeps on growing.
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>>253509704
>>253507912
Wait, by real time do you mean you actually had to leave the 360 on for a week? its not just some cumulative thing?
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>>253508504
Battlefield 3.4 So many achievements and weapon unlocks that required you to purposefully be a shitter. Sometimes for hours.
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>>253510223
anon

I think you have a problem
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>>253509747
team fortress 2 is almost at that mark.
i think it has like 600 achievements or some stupid shit. most of which /v/ can't get because they require 7 friends and no one on /v/ has any.
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>>253509959
Gaylo Reacharound
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>>253510343

Blame the gubment for giving me autism bux.
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>>253510354
500 something achievements actually

>tfw I only have 401

>>253510315
14 real time hours
no breaks
you HAVE to keep playing or else you'll die
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>>253510315
nah the seven day achievement comes out to like, 14 hours irl of surviving in the mall in one continuous session. iirc the time compression is two hours to every day in game
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>>253500878
A lot of companies use achievements as an easy way to identify how far people get in the game. An achievement for starting the game is basically just the developer collecting "how many people who bought the game actually started" or "how many people pirated the game"
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>>253502389
>retards who din't realize these and ones like OP's are for the developers to look at
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>>253500878
>achievements for eating curry (pausing the game) in variety of places
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>>253510538

You can't pause the game? Or does the time still tick by. I forgot.
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So /v/, what games have you gotten all the achievements in?
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>achievement for intentionally losing to the final boss multiple times
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>>253510538
i thnk im at 60%, been playing really lax since 2007 release. only 600 hours on record.
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>>253502601
that's not why they do it

they do it to see how far the players are getting in the game
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>>253500878

>series is known for it difficulty
>dying is common
>get an achievement for dying
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>>253510808
you can pause it, but that'll just make it take longer to get cause time is frozen. Also you starve slowly, so you gotta move around the mall to find food (that doesn't replenish) and ration it to make it to seven days.
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>>253510808
actually, I think you can pause the game since I remember hearing that one guy left his xbox on for 3 days to get it
the fact that you cant save in survivor mode is what made the achievement extremely bullshit
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>>253501226

entering the ruins happens like 5 mins into the game
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>>253510578
>>253510538
oh. cant you like find some kind of sweet spot where zombies cant get to, and like just feed yourself every now and then?

14 hours doesnt sound too bad. considering i used to play online all day on weekends
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>>253507048
Steam Achievement Manager does no longer work or something?
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>>253509379
You only have to SS Giga to get the achievement, but ya the X-diffs are pretty fucking hard.
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>>253510840
Almost got it, I'm not autistic enough to finish the last two.
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>>253510808
not sure, never tired. i would think not since that would be easy street.
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>>253511062
That's what it boils down to, you load up your inventory with food and find somewhere that the zeds can't reach you, watching your health tic down slowly and eating before you die. Then when you run out of food you gotta scamper around the mall loading up on food to do it again. I had a book to get me through it
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>>253511062
you have to play in a certain game mode to get the achievement, one where
>food is limited
>only human enemies drop more food
>the human enemies come at certain hours of the day
>your health is continuously ticking down
>you cant save and reload later
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>>253511260

I mean pause to take breaks.
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>>253511035
>the fact that you cant save in survivor mode is what made the achievement extremely bullshit

that, friend, is why it is a challenge! i do admit it is a bit long, maybe should have been 8-10 hours.
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>>253500878

>Multiplayer achievements for a game with shit multiplayer
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>>253510446

>Living on autismbux
>Having a huge backlog

Is not like you have anything else to do.
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>>253510631
>eating curry (pausing the game)
...?
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>>253511538
what is Vampire Rain?

i'll take glitched achievements for 800, alex.
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>>253511538
>multiplayer achievements when the game is old
>literally 0 people playing the multiplayer
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>>253511109
It is possible to make a "DLC" achievement so that base game would not have a key to trigger it, only real backers would be able to extract the key.
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>>253511624

That logic doesn't actually work when you go full NEET. Motivation's a bitch.
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>Play the game for the entirety of a Tuesday
>Don't play the game for five years
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>>253511207
i missed the fairy spot in unactivated shrine of the mother in my third playthrough. -_-
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>>253511053
>30h played
>Still haven't completed the game
Why is this game so hard, fuck.
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>>253511538
>>Multiplayer/online achievements in any form
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>>253500878

>ITT: People who know nothing about game development

Those achievements aren't made for you. They're put in there so to track how many people actually play the games they buy, how many people kill the first boss, and how many people actually pursue romance options, etc.

It's all just info that instantly tells the devs what they need to work on more, what people like more, and what they're wasting their time on.
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>>253511767

If you can't motivate yourself to play some games you might as well kill yourself.
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>>253511631
http://lamulana-remake.wikia.com/wiki/Steam_Achievements#Curry_Addict

When you pause the screen freezes and the main character starts eating curry, plus some other things after which he falls asleep. You need to do some of that in specific situations in order to solve some puzzles, achievement unrelated.
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>>253512180

>If you can't motivate yourself to play some games you might as well kill yourself.

I also masturbate.
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>achievement for naming yourself "Douchebag"
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>Achievements
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>>253511538
>Achievement: Play with 5 friends
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>>253510331
Like what, I haven play BF4, but I remember in the CoD DLC, you get an achievement for jumping off a specific part of the map.
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>game gets put on humble bundle
>overall percent of all achievements drops like a rock
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>>253511868
I missed Xelpud's email and had to restart my 100% run. Almost shit my pants when one of the fairy points didn't register and I might've missed it also on my second run, but re-doing one of the available ones finally made the fucking fairy appear.

I'm actually non-sarcastically afraid what Naramura and his team are going to pull with the Hell Temple in the sequel. Hard rooms in the remake could actually be bypassed entirely if you knew the tricks, wish I knew them sooner.
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>>253511814

>Reach the end
>Final boss is a bitch
>Stop playing
>Never pick it up again
>Everytime you look at the cover you feel shame for being so close but can't get enough motivation to play it again
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>>253512170
To gather feedback it is not necessary to make achievements public, or even visible to player.
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>>253509003

That sounds like Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2. I was so happy when I got my 50th win with Neji and then proceeded to never play online again.
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>>253500878
Didn't Simpsons the game did that as a joke?
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>Achievement for getting all endings
>Can't save before the end
>Only difference between endings is a few lines of text
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>>253512452

>Game get put on PS+
>Rarity of trophies go through the roof
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>>253512404
>achievement: Have 50 friends
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>>253512170
stupid argument.
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>>253512615
that visibility is entirely optional. They just figure if they're data mining players they may as well be open and honest about it instead of running the risk of violating 'muh privacy'
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>>253512587
What is The Last Remnant
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>>253512737
>Human Revolution is exactly the same except you can save before the end
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>Achievement unlocked Go outside
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>>253503141
>have 100% of achievements
>DLC comes out that I don't want
>achievements for the DLC are added to the base game anyway
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>>253512615
But it's a million times easier.
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>Achievement for beating the first level
>60% of the people who own the game have it
>It's a single-player game
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>>253512587
>Ragequit at last boss as a child
>Don't play the game for a decade
>On a whim try the game out again
>Flawless the boss with your improved gaming skills
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>>253502812
>you can't get 100% in just cause 2 without modding it because the reward for the final missions isn't given to you
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>>253506134
>Achievement: Play with someone that has this achievement
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>>253512342
What is South Park? I only pirated it/
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>>253512713
yes, you got one for just pressing start to get to the main menu.
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>>253512961
>have 100% achievements
>months pass
>"Hey, guys, glad you enjoyed the game, here's some new content with some super rare and hard shit for you do unlock"
>Have 90% achievements
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>>253513008
It's literally the same steamworks component, but for visible public part of statistics you have to make titles and/or icons.
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>>253512567
im afraid of startign a 4th run and then missing something again.
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>>253512416
>but I remember in the CoD DLC, you get an achievement for jumping off a specific part of the map
there was one like that in BF3 too
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>>253513484
Then don't, you big fat pussy. I'll be here with my achievements done.
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VVVVVV is on the exact opposite end of the achievement scale.

There's 19 achievements and the EASIEST one to get is the one for beating the main game. Only 2.3% of players have managed to get even that one.
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184 hours in.

Been trying for this one particularly for over a month now.

Fuck.
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>>253513581
:(
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>games that have achievements that are now impossible due to "balance" changes by the shitty kike dev
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>>253502880

>mod
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>>253512737
>Have to clear all three endings to unlock the "true ending"
>Gameplay wise each ending only has one very short, different second last level, the very last level is always the same with only small changes
>One ending can bug out and not give out the ending reward which is a requirement for the true ending
>The game only uses autosaves, making you run through the exact same game (save for the second last levels) three times before unlocking the true ending
>Can't use different character builds for this and have to keep playing the same exact character
Guess the game.
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>>253513586
>Only 2.3% of players have managed to get even that one.

thats because they added the achievements only recently and the game has been out forever
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>>253512587
Fuck you DeS and your maneaters or your two black knight things that both agro before the penetrator
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>>253502812

There are some PS3 games with dead servers. I think they just killed the servers for all of the PS3 Resistance games, so those are unobtainable now.
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>>253513779

E.Y.E.?
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>>253505328
>Play one multiplayer match
>Troll around with all alien team, everyone named ayy lmao
>Get Achievment when playing the Russian Heavyweight, Dimitri "Cyka" Blyat
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>>253513889
Yes.
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>>253512404
it was fun
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>>253500878
>achievement for dying
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>>253502812
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2
>DLC trophies
>DLC has long been taken down because of Disney's acquisition of Marvel
On one hand I did enjoy the game, and would prefer to show my love towards it by getting 100% achievements, but on the other hand this saves me from giving Activision more money. Sort of conflicted
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>>253513682
>The Three Mountains achievment
Man, they made an achievment that is only possible with extreme meta gaming and abusing mechanics, then they nerf ALL the things we could do to achiev that.
Fucking bullshit.
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>>253513751
A broken clock is right twice a day. Imagine if /v/ had a bunch of daily "WH4T N0W" threads.
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>>253500878

Who started this achievement shit? What was the first game? It's completely devolved to doing menial tasks in the game to earn points everywhere. Was it like this from the start or did the first games make meaningful achievements?
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>Hardest achievement is based on chance
>Have to use an item on a piece of gear
>the item is uncommon/slightly rare
>chance of the item giving you the right outcome is about 1/5000
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>>253513969

Didn't even got the other endings, I stopped after I finished it the first time and didn't understand jack fucking shit.

Was a very athmospheric game though.
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Guys, at what percentage does someone's "average game completion rate" on Steam become embarrassing?

At what percentage does it start to become impressive?
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>>253505019
What is every achievement in Payday 2?
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>achivement/trophy has spoiler in title
>pops up a few moments before the event happens.
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>Should I share this medal on Facebook that I received for sharing a medal on Facebook? Is that too meta?
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>>253514357
>Beginner's Luck
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>>253514353

Microsoft with the Xbox 360
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>>253512587
What is darksiders 2.
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>>253514494
10% is embarrassing and then 50% and beyond is impressive anything in between is average
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>>253514494
70% and up is when it gets impressive, 25% and below is when it gets embarrassing.
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>>253514557
>Achievement for using facebook

They've gone too far.
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>>253514494
How can you see that?
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>mfw online achievements
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>Achievement that can only be obtained by cheating
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>Achievements for doing mandatory things
>Achievements for getting 100 kills with specific weapon
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>>253514557
>mfw you accidentally click "share on Facebook" in a game
They must never know my power level.
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>beat the game on hard
>achievements for beating the game on easy and normal are still locked
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>first achievement is called "Out of the Frying Pan..."
>second is called "...And Into the Fire"
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>>253515239
Saboteur?
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>Achievement for spending 50+ hours in the game
>Game only has 20 hours worth of content
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>>253515239
What is Fable
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>>253507464
HOLY SHIT I HATE THE CAKE ACHIEVEMENT
I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
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>>253515191
>the game has 6 different difficulties and an achievement for completing every one
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how do you guys feel about hard-to-get achievements

like i think an achievement of "solo'd a boss" or "reached level 99"

those are a lot harder to get but are they too autistically hard
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>achievement for ignoring every possible sidequest, meaning that when the everyone-I-met-on-my-journey montage happens only the comic relief character appears
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>>253515319
>achievement for spending a year in the game
>literally a year
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>achievement for bringing CPU temperature to 100 ºC
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>no achievement for starting the game

dropped
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>>253515239

Far Cry 2

Don't forget "Supply" , "..and Demand" and of course "Playing both sides..." "...against the middle."

I fucking loved those achievements.
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>>253515374
What why
You too much of a fag to bake you're waifu a cake?
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>Achivements for a game were broken and unobtainable for a while
>Devs fix them
>The achivements are extremelly easy to get but no one tried to get them after they were fixed making them 'rare'

Alternatively:

>Popular game is released with no achivements
>Years latter it has achievements when it has lost it's relevancy
>Only a handful of people bothered to come back and unlock them
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>>253515656
I can't cook for shit.
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>>253511053
Doesn't Steam start achievements when you buy games?

With all their sales, most just buy games and never play them
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>>253515591
Faggot's Mod
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>>253515415
i think that they're actually achievements and there should be more
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>>253515716
Cakes are easy as fuck to make and if you're a faggot you could just use store bought mix
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>>253515691
The second one I believe is Metal Gear Solid 4.
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>>253515716
well buy a cake instead
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>>253515834
Could he just buy an expensive cake for his waifu?
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>>253515834
But I don't want to be a faggot.
Or be the guy who bought a muffin and recorded himself throwing muffin crumbs for 2 minutes straight.

>>253515927
Can't cheat yo.
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>>253515757
yeah but the problem is everyone has been babied into getting achievements for stupid shit, the plebes would go apeshit if there was an actual achievement they had to work for i guess? rambling devfag here sorry
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>>253515910

Man I really should replay Metal Gear Solid 4 for some trophies.
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>>253515716
She would do it for you, anon
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>>253515716
She gives you a recipe you can do in the microwave, man. She's not picky.

Anyway, the dev has a good sense of humour so you could try using that. One guy sent her a picture of Chocolate Cake flavour Vodka and she accepted it.
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>>253515976

I bought a cake, I even fucking specified in the email I bought the cake. Game developer said it counted anyway and gave me a code.
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>get 10 votes on your wrokshop submission
I still don't know if I have that achievement or not, it randomly pops up on garry's mod every time I play at random times
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>Obtain 20 million worth of game currency
>Achievement just says "Amass a lot of money"
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>>253513989

I don't know how people have trouble with this one. Just go to a random Valve server and start adding all the people on your team, chances are if they are new they will add you. When you get the achievement just delete them or block them if you are that paranoid or anti-social.
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>>253515976
>Or be the guy who bought a muffin and recorded himself throwing muffin crumbs for 2 minutes straight.
Haha, what

>>253515975
Grocery store cakes are cheap as fuck, he could buy one of those too
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>>253500878
>>253503141
Eat Lead: Return of Matt Hazard did some of these great

The game is a parody like and of Duke Nukem, so it's understandable
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>>253515716
You're given the exact ingredients needed, in exact amounts, in the order you use them, with instructions to tell you what to do every step of the way in every recipe in existence. How can you possibly fuck up cooking anything
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>>253516024
>The god-awful long time with installation
>No more MGO, which was broken but fun as fuck
>Wanting to feel that feel again

What happened to you, Kojima.
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>>253516231
>all those achievements when you beat the game
>"there's no multiplayer so here have an achievement"
hue
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>>253503817
>>253503497
>>253503297
>>253503434
And how many games' servers have been taken offline?
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>>253502880
Now if only they did that for Prequel.
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>>253516190
One guy just recorded himself grunting like a pig and throwing muffin crumbs at the screen for 2 minutes and sent that to Love and posted it into the Steam Community forums.

>>253516274
With my luck, I'll fuck it up somehow.
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>>253516349
Really? About half way through it, seems pretty short
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>>253515716
>>253507926 this fag here, this is actually store-bought mix because I don't like cooking desserts and I don't like chocolate cake. She admits she can't eat it anyway, she just wants you to make an effort for her
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>>253516391
Oh my god that sounds amazing. But seriously just buy cake mix. You can't fuck that up and if you do you could congratulate yourself because you can't do what retards and obese trailer trash can't do
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>>253515910
I was talking about VVVVVV. I checked my games library on steam and noticed it got achievements, but basically no one has bothered to get even the easiest one.

I didn't like the game myself either so I don't feel like trying either. I have better games to 100%.
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>>253502812
>achievement: garry visits the same server you are on
>achievement: defeat a player infected by one of the developers
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>>253500878
>Plays Cave Story +
>Gets achievement for dying by Sue's hands early in the game
>Gets achievement for dying

To be fair Sue was unbelievably weak. It takes effort to lose.
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>>253500878

>receive platinum trophy
>56% completion
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>>253515191
>>253515407
>achievements crash steam when trying to look at them
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>>253516541
>She admits she can't eat it anyway, she just wants you to make an effort for her
I do that waifu thing for /a/ every year and I feel like a fool for doing it, but this just reinvigorated my spirit to do it

Is Hate Plus worth it? I enjoyed Hate Story and already bought it, but haven't gotten around to reading it
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>>253504427
>>253508860
>>253504921
What up friends?
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>>253513779
Sounds A LOT like Drakengard 2. I 100%'d it, but damn it was annoying to just basically "Hard Mode" and "Hard Mode+" it with a few new weapons through the entire game to get the to the end and just have the ending fight and the ending cutscene change a little.
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>>253515239
The Walking Dead did this for the first achievement in episode one, and the first achievement in episode 5
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>>253516998
>1306 achievements
What is the name of this hellish game?
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>>253500878
top lel
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>>253517041
Yeah, the story is less compelling but the character development is great, especially if you load in a harem route save from Analogue

You should also try Digital: A Love Story, it's her best game in my opinion. Sorry Babe it just ain't your story is ok too. Probably her weakest but still alright.
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>>253515591
universe sim
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>mile high club

Forever 1 off. FUCK WHY CANT I DO IT WHY WHY
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>>253517041
>>253517436
Oh and be aware that if you refuse to bake her a cake she will guilt trip the fuck out of you. Better stock up on ingredients.
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>platinuming Child of Eden

>only ten people have ever platinumed it
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>>253517396
you can get addicted if you are not careful
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>this is a secret achievement you need to unlock it

What the fuck is even the point
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>Achievements for peeing on yourself

>>253517436
Oh there's save importing? I should probably replay Hate Story then...
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>>253517396
Tales of Maj'Eyal
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>Achievements for not getting hurt through the entire game
>Game is 8+ hours long
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>>253502774

>LP of a series
>LPer is actually not obnoxious, even entertaining at times and usually informative
>Completely drops the series and moves to something else, never to complete the series
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What is the hardest achievement you've gotten?
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>>253518184
Beagle?
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>>253504360
>for the devs to see if people give a shit
shhhh no one tell babby that the devs dont give a shit if you give a shit, they already have your money
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>>253517983
Yeah, mainly it just imports your gender and choice of girl/s though so it's not required. You can just fill out the details at the start of Hate Plus.
Also, pic is from Sorry Babe. Any game with a 4chan simulator is good in my book.
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>>253518225
>kill 100,000 zombies in dr2:otr
that shit was bullshit
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>>253504040
It's fixed. You can get it now.
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>>253518515
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>>253518225
Before DLC and before I stopped being a casual, I got all the achievements on CoD:MW2. The spec ops missions were bullshit , especially the oil rig. Fuck that oil rig
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>>253510840
Eternal Sonata, I needed to beat the game 4 times because I fuck it up

Also
Lost Oddysey, the fucking "Open all chests" got me once.

Kill me
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>>253518601
The fact that it's in a game is dumb as hell, but I'm surprised by the accuracy
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>Game has pictures it displays during loading screens
>There's like 200 pics or something
>The picture that appears is completely random
>There is a trophy for seeing them all
>It's the very last trophy you get

>Hope you never have to go through that again
>It's back in the sequel

I hope whoever decided this was a good idea get shot in the balls.
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>>253510034
>Giving a shit about people giving a shit about people giving a shit about achievements
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>>253518601
It's also a must play for /g/ and all the tinfoilfags who refuse to use communication methods that may be possibly compromised instead of fucking with them.
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>the game literally has achievements for preordering it
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>>253519428
are you talking about project diva because you can get it just by going back and forth between the home menu over and over again
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>achievement unlocked!
>you died 100 times

I remember when we didn't reward people for being bad.
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>>253514557
>achievement for using social networking spy pleb shit
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>the completion achievements are separate for each and every difficulty level
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>achievement for getting all the other achievements
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>>253519669
The major gripe I have with the game is that it literally told you what its twist was going to be before it happened. I don't really understand why she did that.

By the way, did you play Digital before don't take it personally?[/spoiler]
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>see this thread
>decide to check out my rarest achievements for the hell of it
>they're all from valdis story because nobody fucking plays it

Beating it on the highest difficulty setting has a 0.1% completion rating.
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>>253518625
It isn't hard on Challenge mode, just annoying.
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>>253519735

Yes, I know, and I did just that. It's completely random and it took 2 fucking hours.
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>>253519851

>torchlight 1
>achievement for dying 500 times
>when it's incredibly rare you die under any circumstances
>all hardcore completion achievements separate
>'down the hatch' quest completion achievement that requires you do about 10 full playthroughts because you can only do a handful of hatch quests with each character and you need to be near the end to have access to them all for that run
>achievement for fishing 1000 times
>achievement for using 5000 potions when you almost never even bother with them after mid game
>achievement for selling millions of gold worth of equipment but it doesn't count what your pet sells.
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>>253505019
>Postal and Postal 2
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>>253518903
I want to do a pacifist modewhat's the best difficulty for it
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>>253520448

Not to mention the game is boring as fuck.
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>>253520598

Good thing the sequel is all around better and more fun and doesn't have so many bullshit achievements except the 50 friend one.
What the fuck? I have like 4 people I play this with.
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>>253520545
Lowest difficulty
Pussy
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>>253520751

Yeah I hear you.

I usually don't SAM achievements but I had to do it for that one
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>>253513214
bioshock infinite ;_;
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>>253504808
Fucking Halo 3
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>>253500878
>Achievement: Thanks for playing our game :)
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>achievements for killing enemies that have a very low chance of randomly spawning
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>steam doesn't have an equivalent of gaymerscore
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>>253521067
Is there any difference between them and regular enemies or is the only difference that line of text that happens after you kill them?
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>>253521129
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>>253521129

>Steam achievements have no gamescore and no trophy worth(bronze, silver, gold, platinum) so they feel like they're worth nothing
>Some games like all Ubisoft games have achievements on consoles but they don't on Steam

>mfw I am such an achievement whore I pick up Ubisoft games on consoles to have the trophies
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>>253521129
>Have Steam levels which are even gayer
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>>253517818
I dunno, the fact that I can't cook for shit and that I can't 100 percent the game seems kinda pointless.
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>>253521470
Enemies get assigned ranks as they spawn. It affects their stats, f.ex. a mob with "Colonel" is much harder to kill than a same mob with no specific rank. I'd imagine the rarer joke ranks also get their set of stats.
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>>253521470
I assume some will have tweeked stats. Doesn't matter because they all look the same and if one refuses to die you just put more bullets into him.
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>>253521661
HOW ABOUT THINKING ABOUT HER FEELINGS INSTEAD OF JUST YOURS, JERK
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>>253521786
I AM SORRY
I AM WEAK
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>that one game you started out playing like you were gonna 100% it but you stopped right before the end because you hated it and don't want it to be counted amongst your 'perfect games'

What's her name /v/?

Dust: an elysian tail
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>>253521129
>>253521493
This. This is way better than gamerscore nonsense.
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>>253521906
>Kinda want to play the game because I heard it was a fun hack and slash
>Don't want my steam friends to know I've been playing furry shit
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>achievements that give 1 or 3 or some stupid shit gamerscore

It hurts my autism.
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>>253522035

It's entertaining for about 15 minutes once you get a hold of the combat, then after that you realize the game is essentially all the same, the bosses scarcely even fight back, and it's just just into the air and hold m2 and spazz around to win.

The artstyle, story, and characters are all horrible.
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>>253522035
It's not a hack and slash. At all.
It's ok. If you don't already own it I can't say I'd advise paying money for it, just wait for it to turn up on a humble bundle or something.
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>>253505175
>LORD SIDIOUS 1
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>waited for 2 weeks to find an online opponent
>tfw 100%'d the burger king bike racing game
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>>253522429
>burger king bike racing game
My sides left orbit.
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>>253522035
>giving a fuck about what other people might think of your taste in games
>especially when it's comparatively tame
The game was decidedly average, for the record. Wasn't awful, but not something worth writing home about either
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>>253522592

http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/pocketbike-racer/achievements/

All 200 points, fuck yeah
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>>253522195
>>253522206
>>253522690
I guess I won't bother with it then
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>Achievements for dying many than a certain number of times
>Achievements for completing a mission without killing a single enemy
>Achievements for interacting with you allies for the 1st time
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>>253523095
>Achievements for completing a mission without killing a single enemy

Why is it a bad thing?
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>>253504360

But it's pretty well known already that the majority of people don't finish the games they start. It's been that way for a long time and I doubt the devs are so clueless about games in general that they know most of the people who buy their game won't finish it.

I guess it would be sort of neat to see the actual percentage of people who finished the game, but of what use is it to the devs? So what if 30% of people finished your game, or 80% for that matter? How can they use that data to help the game? I admit I'd be interested, but that sort of seems like something that would be a side effect of putting those achievements in there, with the main effect being that players would hypothetically feel good about themselves and want to keep playing.
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>>253523251
I referring to missions the throw every single enemy at you for the whole level
Fucking Ikaruga and Megaman 9
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>>253505254
>get achievement fo looking up Juliet Starlings skirt
>didnt get until late in the game
>it was honestly by accident
Normally it would have been the first thing i did
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>>253523752
Oh, okay. I was thinking more Mark of the ninja sort of games.
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>>253515737

I thought it started when you run the game.
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>achievement requires a friend
>achievement completely relies on RNG to be able to even start a long sequence of events where you can easily fail at any of them and be forced to go back to the start and do the RNG part again
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>>253503434
Muh Nigga.
Did you get the broom closet ending? That one's my favorite
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>>253524425
>that feel when doing a co-op achievement alone
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Why the FUCK can I turn off Achievements on my PS3, on my 360, on fucking everything EXCEPT FOR FUCKING STEAM WHICH IS WHERE YOU WOULD EXPECT TO BE ONE OF THE PLACES TO HAVE THAT AS AN OPTION.

WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>253524425
>shield of arrav in Runescape
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