You walk into the local cafe and you see Dante sitting there, looking sad. 6 decides what do
Knock his ice cream over
COME ON SWING IT
CO CO COME ON SWING IT
>Dante's face when
He looks up at you, and after givingnyou a clearly disgusted look, gets up and leaves.
Then, Link walks over to you, and says "dont mind him, Capcom laid him off. These days its happening to everyone."
2 decides what you do in response
Donte walks into the cafe and sees what anon just did to his idol.
4 decides what Donte does, 6 decides what anon does in response
Punch Link in the dick while screaming "SKYWARD SWORD WAS ALL YOUR FAULT"
Rip off links pants to find out if he is grill
You lunge towards Link and knock him to the ground. You hump him right therenin the cafe as he and everyone else is horrified. Solid Snake comes up behind you and rips you off saying, "thats enough"
tell him he will never be an actual human with actual human emotions and that biggu bossu and raiden are better
yell "GUESS WHO'S NOT IN SMASH FAGGOT" at Snake
>nobody else sees this winrar
Evolve into my final form, Master Hand and crush Snake
Whip out my protodick, and start whacking it as I whistle.
I whip out my Mega mandick, and I start whacking it as I save mankind.
Go home, go on 4chan and make a tfw no gf thread
Jerk off to the the trailer of girl marth in smash 4
like, all over everything
I'm talking a TSUNAMI
I unzip his dick and I try to escape by fondling him. I unzip my face to reveal I am infact Mazuhira Killer.
EVOLVE INTO MY TRUE FORM PC-TAN
I ENTER 200+ FPS HYPER MODE AND ESCAPE BEFORE THE COPS EVEN GET HERE
I unsheathe my gun katana and shoot snake in the head, smiling like in a fucking anime or something and whisper quietly into his ear as the life in his eyes fades "heh... nothin personell kid"
Set yourself on fire to purge yourself of your lustful sins
take your liquid form right back up Link's ass
Whoa, dude. We're not here to kill anyone. Jesus, calm down you psycho.
enter samus and start butt fucking her
That's a sexual move called the
Take possession of the dude's body and use it to fuck Samus
Oh my fucking god, I'm losing my shit right now
fuck big boss with my nuclear penis
Scream out "RULES OF NATURE" and begin raping corpses to pass time.
Go home and fap then go to sleep
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