So /v/ which one was you? I was the sibling

sibling reporting in

>impossibly rich kid
>black
I think that the artist did a mental scan for how he could draw the rich kid and decided that it would be advantageous if he did that. I always wonder how these things get decided.

>>253046597
I was the rich kid when I had a PS2 and a Dreamcast

>>253046597
Religious girl a QT

Impossibly rich kid with a single mom.

>>253046597
>tfw I used to be the deadweight

;_; I-I'm sorry

A mix between Myself and Dead Weight

I still kinda feel like Dead Weight these days

Why is the parent Mitt Romney

>>253047130
Thanks to faggots like you I never beat Contra

But I value friendship more than vidya so it's ok

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>>253046597

>rich kid
>nigger

not fucking likely. that should be "1 generation behind" kid (who would always have the best games anyway)

Reposting shit from Tumblr should be a bannable offense.

>>253046878
I think that character is supposed to be Tolken from South Park actually.

>Dorkly
Hustlin all day every day

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>impossibly rich kid is Black

>>253047345
>Impossibly Rich

>>253047049
was your mom hot?

>>253047374
>supposed to be Tolkien
A: I don't think Tolkien was in South Park, even if Lord of the Rings was referenced.
B: Tolkien was Anglo-saxon.

>>253046597
the religious kid is a QT

>>253046597
I was the kid that always brought his own controller.
In my defense, the only two games my friend had on his Wii were Mario Kart and Smash Bros, and I'm sure as heck not going to play either one of those with a WiiMote.
He got buttmad that I always won with my GameCube remote that he eventually would start refusing to even let me plug it into his system, even though he had his own GameCube remote, too.

>>253047416

that's the joke

it's impossible

>>253046597
you missed

>Sega kid- fast forward 5 years and his parents are Divorced

>>253047475
You are fucking retarded.

>>253047475
I thought his name was Tolken. Or is it lierally tooken just for the gag factor? Its been forever since I've seen South Park.

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>>253047369

I always had 1 console per generation + handhelds. Then when PS1 hit I had 2 consoles per gen. Survived up until PS3 which was the first I bought totally myself. I did save up some cash for PS2 though at the time. Only reason I got it at all was because I said it could be a DVD player and game system in one for me.

Yourself until I got friends.
Then wizard and I got tired of people always expecting me to do well, so now I'm Hustler.

>>253047615
Its Token isnt it? as in the Token black guy

Impossibly Rich Kid
I have siblings, but I also never fought with them about playing next or whatever, we would just switch to another game or something and everyone was patient.
I could've been a Hustler/Wizard/a little bit better at games if my cousin and brother didn't outclass me so impeccably hard. I'm lucky that I was able to get out with any skill at all.

>>253046878
>>253047345
>>253047416
>>253047441

The comic istelf is made to look like what a 10 year old would have thought, not to picture reality, when you are young and see that someone has 2 consoles or a lot of games you think that kid is rich.

>>253047606
I was just being silly on purpose because he misspelled it, relax you turbo fag.

>>253047615
Token.

As in token black.

Not tolken. There isn't an 'L'.

>impossibly rich kid
>black

>the wizard
>a woman

yeah alright this comic isnt progressive at all

>>253046597
...yourself...

my sister only ever wanted to watch me play video games

>>253047728
Yeah, that's the joke, but it's like how it's Mai Valentine, not just My Valentine

Usually joke names aren't 100% direct like that

>>253047761
I don't believe your analysis is how the artist decided.

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Mixture of rich kid and sibling reporting in

I had the Xbox, PS2, and GameCube. Went on to get Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii. Now I only have the Wii U for this gen. Also got an assortment of classic consoles (NES, Atari 2600, N64)

> PS2>Wii>PS3>GC>NES>Xbox 360>Atari 2600>Xbox

>>253046597
none of them?

>>253047369
>tumblr
>It clearly says dorkly on the fucking comic

Go back to your re9fagblr.

>>253047475
>>253047615
It's Token

Impossibly rich kid, even though I was right in the middle of middle class.

Also, I almost never bathed from ages 12-17 so I was probably the always dirty kid too, though I made sure to not look dirty.

I guess im under the "yourself" category. I wasnt good or shit at games, just inbetween.

I was The Wizard.
I still am The Wizard

The black kid from south park is TOKEN. As in, a token black character. Like affirmative action.

Sibling and rich kid. I was never into much else and didn't ask for much throughout the year. It also helped that I wasn't a shithead like my younger siblings, so my parents were usually more than happy to make sure that I stayed that way.

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>>253048112
>Also, I almost never bathed from ages 12-17

What the fuck

>>253046597
Yourself because my parents never let me go out to have friends

>>253046597

I was a Yourself.

>>253048112
>Almost never bathed from ages 12-17
That's fucking disgusting Anon.
Teenage boys are literally the dirtiest things even if the do shower all the time, I can't begin to imagine what you smelled like.

>>253048112
I knew a guy like you, he would carry around a laptop and watch anime through every class period. He never bathed an tried to look slightly presentable but you could tell he never bathed because he smelled like horse piss even from 10 feet away.

>>253046597
Impossibly rich, I guess.

Why is The Wizard not a fat hamslob? Shit makes no sense. Also Dorkly fucking sucks.

>>253047926
Rick kid reporting in
More like:

PS2>GCN>360>Wii>PS3>SNES>Xbox hueg>Dreamcast>NES

Me and my brother never had a problem with the sibling. It rewards good play but when we got older we abandoned that and actually prefered to watch the other play. So now neither of us plays mostly.

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the wookiee

even look like him too

>>253048112
>I almost never bathed from ages 12-17
for what purpose?

>>253048305
>>253048423
>>253048686
I bathed like twice a week.
My parents were really shitty about enforcing me to bathe when I was young, and I always took baths until I was about 17, so to me it was pretty damn tedious.

When I was 18 I just came to the realization about how disgusting it was, and started to take showers any day that I was going to leave the house or have company over.
I still don't shower if I'm just going to be at home all day with no one over though, feels like a waste of shampoo.

Oh, and I didn't once use cologne until I was 19 actually, right before my first date.

>>253046597
The kid who took turns playing Medal of Honor with Dad on a 2003 Hewlett-Packard. Later, we got Impossible Creatures and I still love it to this day.

Everyone was the impossibly rich kid to me.

>>253048337
Ditto, though they let my older sister go wherever the fuck she wanted.

>>253048305
>>253048423
I dunno if he's in the same situation as I'm in, but other than going to school, I was a total shut-in. I literally never went outside so I never found the need to shower or anything.

>>253046597
Used to be a "yourself" and the wizard I guess, now I want to be The Parent with my daughter when she grows up a little, a cool dad obviously.

>>253047846
>it is impossible for black people to have a lot of money
>barring that black people never ever spend all their money on status symbols that show off wealth

>it is impossible for a women to be good at videogames.

plus i don't think he was doing this because >muh progressiveness. There is real sjw shit out there and this isn't it. Tune down the sje detectors /v/ they're going off at everything.

I was the dead weight younger sibling at the time, granted I didn't mind since I thought it was cool watching my brother play.

But now he never plays competitive games with me anymore since I always win. And he will only in co-op games since he knows I will be dead weight and he wants to feel better than his bro like back in the old days.

>>253048924
I used to be a shut-in but I always took a shower even If I was not going out, I mean, you feel better after a shower.

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>>253047882
>Mai Valentine
>My Valentine
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

>>253049219
>You are better than him but still you are a deadweight on coop

how

>>253049269
I used to shower obsessively and spend half an hour in there even before I started whacking in the shower. I just liked the feeling that damn much.

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>>253046597
>tfw when you're stuck being yourself when everyone else gets to have a happy productive live, leaving you far behind to wallow alone in your own petty juvenile world.

My high school crush, that I still love to this day, just had her first kid. It was a boy

>>253049516
Anon... no

>>253049516
I blame the media to be honest. I mean we're all nice guys and supreme gentlemen but women always go after the assholes because that's who the women in movies and TV shows go after.

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>tfw no poor/never-got-any-good-presents so i always had to get my vidya fix from when visiting a friend
>tfw i grew up in a small ass village and the next kid lived several kilometers away
>tfw that kid was a spoiled brat who rarely wanted to play and i only got to watch him play half of the time, even if it was a 2player game like Contra

the best week in my life when i was a kid was when i got to borrow a friends gameboy with pokemon yellow for a whole week....so yeah borrower i guess

>>253049401
Simple, in competitive games like fighting games and shit I always was motivated by the other player to beat.. In games like Contra or shit there was not really any person I could beat so I didn't strive as much to get better. So when playing with him I am dead weight and when I'm playing against him I kick his ass.

>>253049516
I know that feel. I haven't seen mine in years, and I have the feeling she's married with kids by now.
>I'm never going to look her up online
>fucking never
>I'd rather BRB Gensokyo than do that

>>253049746
Too obvious.

>>253049746
I have shipped a fedora to your location.

/pol/ in this thread?! taling shit about niggers already? what is next, slavs, mexicans, azns?

>>>/summer/

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>>253049516
>High school crush would always talk to me about how often she had sex with her boyfriend and all the positions she wanted to try.

>>253050368
It's pretty obvious that those are shitposters, most posts here are about the topic or South park so it's ok

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>all these racism
I came here expecting a fun nostalgia thread
Look where i end up
Guess most on /v/ dont have a bright childhood

>>253050707
Just ignore them and contribute to the thread, which one was you?

>>253050707
>Guess most on /v/ dont have a bright childhood
Yeah, that's why you're here.

Wizard/Yourself

>>253050707
>dont have a bright childhood
You're still a child?

>>253047615
His name is Token, last name Black. Straight up Token Black.

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>>253049516

That's what excessive alcohol intake is for

>>253046597
Impossibly rich kid

Ironically I looked kinda like that, but I had a flat top back then.

Played my sega m ore than my nintendo.

>>253046597
>rich black kid
>talented woman

Great comic, the joke was wonderful

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>>253046597
sibling.
Fuck older brothers.

>>253051040
Yet it sounds like a real name

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>>253049516
>dated my high school crush albeit briefly
>breaks up with me because her friends tell her to
>sometimes see on facebook she's dating someone
>always see a few months later that he cheated on her and left her
>sometimes I like to imagine us together again living a happy life
>continue not caring and go back to shitposting and instigating console tribalism on /v/

>>253051215
/pol/ pls

>>253051551
>>253050559

Are they hot?

>>253050804
none of them
My parents dont really allow me to play video games until 12, which by the time i rarely have friends
Says they are bad for my eye sight
Im glad they did the right thing

>no "that kid who shut it off when losing"

>>253051968
If you like brown/tan fit girls then yes.

>>253051984
> until 12, which by the time i rarely have friends

that's sad

I used to be the rich kid, but now I'm the You. My brother was the sibling, and is now a dudebro.

>>253052270
Brown: yes

Tan: depends, if it's a fake orange tan then fuck no

wookie here.

>>253046597
Hustler is the closest. It was literally the funniest thing trading shit pokemon I named "Mew" for rare Pokemon.

>>253052398
Natural. Kind of an olive skin color. I think her family descended from the Mediterranean area? My anthropology was never good, so I could be wrong.

>>253046878
Being a racist has to be anything but fun.

>>253046597
>tfw I used to be the religious kid

Life was suffering ;-;

>>253048049

Not only that, it says it like every other fucking panel?

>>253052903

I don't know, Hitler had a ball

>>253050559
didn't that made you hard? just sayin'

>>253050559
and now you have a NTR fetish, right?

>>253046597
I was the kid whose dad worked at Sega

no, srsly.

>>253052283
Not really
Video games isnt an impprtant part for manlyhood
sports,hobbies and getting a gf are more important
Which i all had

The one with shitty mad catz controllers

We were so poor ;-;

So was the Wookie kid that one fat kid who had an anger problem? Where if you beat him a few times in a row in a video game he'd lose his shit and get mad, throwing the controller across the room?

Cause I had a friend like that. His name was patrick. His attitude could relate to a spoiled kid who got angry if you didn't let him win.

>>253046597
Yourself because I had no friends due to strict parents and wasn't let out of the house.

>>253052609
Wow, what a dick.

Hustler

>>253050559
Why didn't you ever ask her why she was telling you that.

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>Comic in early 90s
>Rich black kid
>Girls playing games

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>>253054984
No, this is Patrick

>>253052917
I haven't seem a religious game in my life, not even on the internet.

>>253053734
>Paranoid
>Mentally unstable
>Suicidal
>Fun

>>253055392
>>/pol/

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>>253054984
yeah, that kid is me but i'm not patrick

anger issues are probably the worst thing, several broken controllers and i feel like a shithead around my friends and i can't even help it

>>253055392
>showing girls playing video games
>not showing girls pointing and laughing while they date the jock then 10 years later they become twitch sluts and the jocks become CoD dudebros
Life sucks

Sibling + Rich kid

>growing up in Russia
>everyone plays on Famiclones or bootleg Mega Drives until early 2000s
>then everyone switches to PC

>>253046878
I had a pretty damned well off black friend. He wasn't impossibly rich but had more vidya than all my other friends.

>>253055524
I had some weird bible shit games for the PC but my parents didn't even let me play those if they werent close to me, when I had people come to my house we played a rip off of Monopoly, only that you gave money and helped others to win

Needless to say that they never came back.

>>253046597
Dorkly is dogshit.

>define hustler
>a prostitute
>Tfw no hustler to play quake with

>>253046878
I know a rich black guy who tells people to check their white privilege. He tells this to white people who grew up in dirt poor places too. He's a piece of shit.

Sibling with weird 3rd parties.

All three of us would get to play, but it would still inevitably turn into an argument for player 1.

>>253055580
It's okay anon.
You're going to make.
We're all going to make it.

>>253047049
hello son

>>253055997
why does he do that?

>>253055580

I never liked that kid, but my mom would always invite him over. He made one of my birthday party's terrible when I was like 9 years old.

>Playing Godzilla vs Monsters or something on the gamecube
>He wants to give it a go, so we let him play
>My friends start whooping his butt and you could tell Patrick is getting more frustrated by how quiet he starts becoming
>Eventually he throws the controller at the tv cabniet and yells "This isn't fair!"
>The whole room is quiet.
>We keep playing, but almost everyone of us has secretly acknolwedged to just let this fatass baby win.
>Except one kid, this small kid named Matt
>He doesn't catch on and keeps winning against Patrick
>In the last match, Patrick gets so angry he gets up and SITS ON MATT
>Patrick is easily 180 pounds for a 10 year old and he's squishing this other kid just cause he lost
>We have to yell at him to get off of Matt, but he's being to fucking retarded to hear us
>Pull him off finally, he goes quiet into a corner of the room wanting to go home

Yeah I hated that kid. I kept telling my mom not to invite him, but we had to because he was my uncle's godson and they wanted us to get along. Recent memory I have of him now is when he sat on our toliet seat and broke it with his weight. And he left a poop smear on the back of the seat because his asshole couldn't fit into the toliet space.

>>253046597
>tfw I was the borrower friends with impossibly rich kid, I borrowed her games and she didn't even care if I gave them back or not

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Why isn't there a divorced kid one?

When I was growing up, my parents tried to each buy my love with vidya, so I ended up with an N64 AND a Playstation, as well as every Pokemon game

Unsurprisingly I'm fairly sure I'm a sociopath today

>>253056324
He's a tumblrtard. Him and this autistic jewish guy always stir up shit on campus. He keeps thinking people are judging him by just walking near him but he always has an air of being pissed off at something. And he has some friends he doesn't do that too and are oblivious to his actions.

>>253056462
>And he left a poop smear on the back of the seat because his asshole couldn't fit into the toliet space.

Oh god, I'm crying

>>253056674
Divorced kids always had a Sega.

Anyone ever knew a kid who would steal their N64 cartidges of games they already owned? Just because they wanted your save files? Like if you had the hidden characters in Super Smash Bros. and they didn't, they would switch cartiadges with you?

Cause that was me.

>>253056898

It was disgusting, this kid was seriously obese for his age.

>>253056674
Usually divorced kids were impossibly rich kids in the eyes of other kids, like this anon pointed it out >>253047761
the comic isn't made to represent reality but the world as a kid watches it

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>yourself

CAPTCHA: 108

Holy shit

>>253056968
Fuck you Brian, give me back my OoT you piece of shit.

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>>253053734
This fuckin' guy

>>253057363

Ha, sorry. I'm not Brian. Besides I only did this to only one kid and he doesn't even go here.

>I'm apparently the rich kid

I have never been anywhere close to rich my entire life.

the hustler/wizard

still to this day

>>253056674
One of my good friends that I now live with was your exact situation. He acts like a fucking brat all the time and is short sighted and petty. Fucker throws away the dishes because they're in the sink, above the dishwasher, which has dirty dishes in it and room for more dishes.......pretty sure they were his own dishes he threw away too.

Oh and also whenever he drinks he beats the shit out of anyone smaller than him and got us kicked out and banned from a hotel at a convention once.

>>253057532
If you had 2 consoles you were rich in the eyes of other kids

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>tfw kid who wants to input cheat codes or get to the final level instantly after he's just bought the game

Seriously, this annoys me to no end. I have a friend who constantly does this, he always looks for the cheap way out because he wants instant gratification. It's not even limited to video games, he does this at the movies. He'll bring up wikipedia on his phone to read what happens at the end of the movie.

The movie he just spent $11 bucks on and is currently watching with his friends.

Gonna have to go with Myself with a hint of deadweight.

Also
>Getting upset at a black kid being rich

This isn't the 60's anymore guys.

>>253055580
What goes through a person's mind when they do things like that? Can you really not help it? I don't understand.

I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm genuinely curious.

>>253047416
>I'm the cook.

>>253057957
>tfw I can only play games like Fallout or Skyrim using cheats

I was that kid who only had that old console with 3games for it because we were poor and my parents couldn't afford anything new

I was also the kid that never wanted to invite anyone home and always preferred going to others houses

>>253057741

Holy fuck, you literally described my old roommate with that

The shitter would only ever play garbage like Final Fantasy 13, and obsess over the hair physics in video games (he tried to pull that for why he ragequit Dark Souls)

Picture related

the rich kid

except i was the poor kid, video games aren't THAT expensive... but most actual "rich kids" have jew tier parents

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>>253058396

Whoop, forgot the picture

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>>253058113
it's basically "OH MY GOD, WHY AM I SO FUCKING SHIT AT THIS, THIS SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING HARD, I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES"

really it comes down to insecurity and self-esteem issues, since i'm a fatass and for several other reasons i often feel like my only real skills lie in video games, so if i fuck up and lose at a video game it feels like my only real worth has been invalidated

it sounds extremely autistic but i don't know what else to tell you, i can admit i'm a sore loser to my friends, and i know to stop myself if i'm about to do more than yell and get salty around friends, but otherwise it's out of my control

>>253058546
Goddamn that's fucking gross. At least my friend is super clean I guess.
>>253058492
They're rich for a reason anon

>>253046597
>dorkly comics

I know /v/ is always receiveing underaged faggots trying to fit in, but this thread is proof of how the place is in shitty conditions now

>>253048537
Because they want to be politically correct and atract the leddit audience

>>253049103
>this new

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>>253046597
waitaminutethatalwaysdirtykid

>>253059338
Who shopped out the inflated chick?

>>253058818
>this thread is proof of how the place is in shitty conditions now

The only proof here is your shitposting.

>>253046878
The "wizard" is also a chick.

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>>253046878
>Be black
>Rich
>No one on /v/ would believe me
well to be fair I am half white and my dad is the one who made my family rich, though he is black.

And we hate other black people because fuck niggers they ruin everything
.

I'm like the token black guy all the white people are friends with.

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>>253058113
I never really got angry until recently, I'm not sure if I like it or not. Keep in mind this is just what I've personally experienced.

When you get angry, you feel as though you have been wronged. you feel this need to punish whatever did you wrong, in a violent, preferably painful manner. Now, this may be a controller, a piece of furniture, or if someone has particularly little self-control, their friends. Understand that it's really a very primitive, primal urge, and there is very little thought or logic that gets through when you're angry. Try to reason with someone that's really mad, you'll most likely just make them even more angry, as they'll feel like you're trying to 'deny' them that they'd been 'wronged. Once they calm down, it's usually only then the person really starts to consider what they've done, and see how they've been acting. Until then, you don't really give a shit.

>>253059601
There was another panel where he inflated and flew away

>>253058738
I have a friend that's kind of like that too. She isn't very annoying to me. We just usually decide to play a different game, or she just takes a break.

I think it's fine to have a little bit investment in the game, and to get upset when you lose. It's only when people start blaming the game itself is when I get legitimately annoyed. You admit your faults, which also cushions it.

>>253059338
Tune in next time for another Tale of Stuff That Didn't Happen!

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>>253060589
on our next episode:

>>253060226

I have a black friend, but it's weird cause he posts things on his facebook that always end with either, "That's not bad, for a white guy" or "He's white, but he's got a point".

He's a real nice guy to, but it feels weird when he has to point out somebody is white. Maybe it's just me, because it's my first black friend and I'm not even white.

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>>253060589
A sneak peak

>>253060751

Yeah, she's ugly. I never got this comic because it wasn't realistic.

>>253060913
This. Why do ugly chicks keep pretending catcalls exist beyond Looney Toons?

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>>253060751
>no one will randomly ask you to suck their cock

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>>253060274
I see. Well, it's just a video game, after all. How accountable should I hold my temperamental friends for their actions, if they really can't help it?

Hustler/poor kid/yourself

I was the quiet one that went along with whatever you wanted me to do. Everyone said I was pretty nice and good at games.

To bad I wa the quiet one and never got invited anywhere

>>253060751
>leftycartoons

fukken dropped

>>253060007
At least she is playing DDR. It would be more believable if she was a landwhale as well, though.

>>253046901
So you were the black semen kid?

>A watermark in every panel

>>253061602
that's sad

>>253061389
You may not be able to reason with someone very well that's already mad, but anger isn't beyond someone's control, and they need to learn to it if it becomes a problem. If they're not aware they have an issue with it, talk to them.

>>253061602
Similar, only thing missing is the explosive outbursts in middle school from getting bullied every year 'till high school.

>>253060751
>no one will ever accost you while you walk down the street
why live

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>>253062462
somehow this only happens to ugly people and SJWs

>>253046597

I'm the Wookie so badly. I'm even really that hairy and have those huge eyebrows.
My friends hated playing videogames with me cause I would always win and I never really tried to be an asshole, which made them even more mad.
They would usually come up with cheap tactics together to overthrow me or invent silly rules for me to play with a handicap, which for me was fun as fuck.

Those were the times.

>>253062673
>He wouldn't have said no at seeing the last panel if he wasn't appearing feminine.

Great hypocrisy. It's even a woman stating that boys will be boys.

>>253060751
I don't even get it

If a nigga was all "Damn you got a nice ass", I'd just be all "Fuck yeah, it is nice ain't it?". That's an esteem boost nigga.
And hell, if I was an ugly big-nosed bitch like this that'd just make it an even bigger boost.

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>>253046597
>Poor as fuck
>Lived in a trailer at the time
>Still had a SNES and Genesis

>>253050559
dude what the fuck is wrong with you
if someone was telling me that shit, (mostly) regardless of how well I knew them or how I felt about them, I'd be like "yo what the fuck you tellin me this shit for"

like seriously

There was a religious family in my neighborhood, I think they were mormons or some other weird offshoot of christianity. They got Age of Empires 2 before I did so I went down to their house to try it out and they said their parents don't let them build monasteries/temples (they played the first AoE too) because it goes against their religion.

>>253063048
>>253062462
>>253061735
>>253061179
>>253060913

Anons please, don't mock the Tengu or it will not protect your spirit from Oni.

>>253062673
>"Smile!" is a bad thing
>Implying a crossdresser got hit on by a black man who wanted his number

>>253060751
I can understand most of these being offensive, but what's wrong with "Smile! You're so pretty!"

>>253057741
>my friend
>live with him

Do you have a standard for socialising?

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>>253046597
>yfw you realise the parents are the hustler and the borrower grown up

Turbo controller kid

>>253063543
Because the man saying it looks like Pac-Man in a trench coat

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>>253063342

>>253063597
I've been friends with him for 20 years. 2 other guys also live with us that I've been friends with for 10 and 12 years.

The Dead Weight.

Although, ironically, one of the few reflex-based games I was good at in my youth was Time Crisis.

>>253063163
I know that feel, kinda, I used to be a jehovah's witness and my mom broke all my Mortal Kombat games, not because of the gore but because Raiden was a god, when she found out she went batshit crazy, broke my MK games and confiscated me my consoles.

>>253063918
>Traps actually looking feminine in person

>>253063918
>wearing a wig automatically makes you feminine
>I remember having my hair down to the small of my back and I never looked feminine for a goddamn second

I have siblings, but my parents were devout Christians, so we usually just sat and read together.
I didn't even get into vidya until like, 2006 when I moved out.

>>253063643
GODDAMN

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>>253064103
>>253064112
here's the faggo in person

>>253064330
Needs about $150,000 more in facial reconstruction before passable. 3/10 would not fuck.

>>253064330
looks like a fucking drug addict

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>>253064330

>>253064330
2/10

Would mouth rape though

>>253064330
Looks pretty ugly.

>>253064535
>looks

>>253064330

Meth: Not even once

Impossibly Rich Kid

Had NES, Genesis, and a second NES in the conversion van. I remember playing the Noid on the road to Florida.

>>253063992
Thats not what im implying
Have you ever thought how damaging to your family and your own figure if you stick around him?

>>253064330
what

he looks feminine to begin with

>>253064330
The hell's with the makeup in the right image?
Nigga looks like he bruised one cheek.

and if he decided to be a woman for that picture, shouldn't he do something about the stubble?

>>253065247
XER STUBBLE IS FEMINEEN

>>253063643
DEEPEST LORE
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>>253065121
My family doesn't give a single shit about me, I'm the youngest of 6.

As for the latter, the other two dudes help me out and shit if he starts to act like an ass anymore

>>253064330
Dude I love Eddie Izzard

>>253057202

This...

All of my friends thought I was rich growing up but it was really just my mom and dad trying to buy my love with every fucking little thing that came out.

Looking back on it we pretty much lived in squalor except that I had all the toys I could imagine at both my dad's and my mom's house. It's too bad, if I could go back in time I would tell them none of that shit mattered and that all I really wanted was their attention.

>>253048910
>Impossible Creatures
I have never met a person who knew what that game was. That is my absolute favorite game that I still play to this day

I was none, i was master race since birth

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>>253063918

>It's actually a guy

>>253067059
[X] Sad childhood

>>253068501
Yep, depressed since the age of 6

>>253068667
Nobody cares, not your personal blog, faget.

>>253068919
damn that was cold

>>253069927
it needed to be done

>>253069927
Im swedish, i prefer the cold
>>253070096
Preciate it

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I was The Cripple

>>253073256
>your off

>>253047547
> kid
> wii

Fucks sake this place is full of children

>>253073367
>Germans

>>253073256
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE THE ART STYLE MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT AND THE ALPHABET SOUP I SHAT OUT IN 2002 MAKES FOR BETTER WRITING

>>253063118
PRIORITIES!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

> thread about videogames
>/pol/ immediately derails it

As annoying as sjw are, at least they aren't on 4chan

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I was little brother who had all the hand me down consoles that grew up to be idort

>>253076776
Same here.
tfw your older brother that taught you everything you know about vidya turns into a massive casual.

>>253077964
Lord, do I know that feel.

>brother and I would play all kinds of computer games over LAN, some of my earliest specific vidya memories were playing AoE 1 and 2 with him on our Win95 and 98 computers
>we got older and got our own computers, still LAN'd it up with shooters and such (fond recollection of an all-night UT2k4 LAN with one of his friends, just dicking around in bot matches the whole time)
>he goes off to college, gets a 360, lets me play sometimes when he comes home, got tastes of Halo 3 and other games
>I go off to college, we play online together a good deal, still having fun
>eventually move in to his apartment, watch as his tastes veer towards casual/nonexistent
>now he barely plays at all, spends more time watching awful LPs than actually sitting down with a game

It sucks.

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Always was and always am the Hustler, not really for the sake of hiding power levels to make people sleep on me but more out of modesty for my own abilities.

>>253078439
I sort of know that feel
>older brothers playing cs 1.4
>i get to play later when 1.5 was out
>oldest brother forces me to learn everything so that i dont emberass him infront of his mates/clan mates
>years later and my brother gets a job
>he stops playing
>i rarely see him
>still look up to him

Also
>playing quake 3 arena
>first to get 100 points wins
>oldest wins
>middle brother gets 50
>i get 25
>i start playing in public games
>wreck shit

>>253046597
I was none of those as a kid, I was the kid my friends called over to beat shit.
Now I'm "Yourself"
I never did beat Brawl's final boss though.

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>>253046597
>Dorkly

>>253059686
Hi OP.

People still read Dorkly?