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THREAD #2 BIG BOSSU Name clubs.

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THREAD #2

BIG BOSSU

Name clubs.
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>>252576393
CQC FOR MARTIAL ARTS
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CQC Club
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>>252576393
Kendo is CQC
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video games
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>>252576393
HIND D
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>>252576393
CQC
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>>252576393
CHANGE RUNNING TO SURVIVAL
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No one can stop master plan
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Just a reminder, there isn't an option to have the eyepatch on the correct eye, so we'll have to make due.
>>252576393
One needs to be CQC, one is MSF/Diamond Dogs and another The Patriots/Cipher
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MSF
CIPHER
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yeye club
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Fox
Foxhound
Msf
Patriots
Desperado
Xof
Etc
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>>252576393
MARTIAL ARTS IS CQC
ALSO, THE CLUBS MUST HAVE THESE NAMES
METAL
GEAR
?!
ACTIVATE IT
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>>252576393
Martial Arts, Running, Swimming, Japanese Culture
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>>252576393
Remember
The
Basics
Of
CQC
Snake
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>>252576393
Diamond Dogs
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TWINSNAKES CLUB
E.ESCORT CLUB
CHAFF CLUB
GRENADE CLUB
CQC CLUB
WHOOOHOOOOOAAAA CLUB
JAPANESEANEEMAY CLUB
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>>252576393

Patriots
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>>252576654
which eye patch mod is needed?
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CQC for martial arts
Japanese Animes for culture
College Ball
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pastebin for how to set up where
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>>252576393
Just in case, OP:

>Big Bossu=patch in the right eye
>Solidus=patch i the left eye
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>>252576676
This + CQC
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>>252576806
Let's go pro instead of joining the navy
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>>252576393
Oh wow, I'm retarded.
Uh, Culture should be Intel
Music > Distraction 101
That's all I can think of now, the rest are awesome suggestions
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>>252576858
Oh shit
It was solidus all along
KOJIMA DOES IT AGAIN
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pls help
i do not have AA2_PLAY IN WIZZARD
what do
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Desperado couldn't fit, by one letter. Choosing these, let's meet the class. But of course, MGS chars will get priority.
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So what happens when you get stabbed? Just a game over, can't even switch to a different character?
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Diamond dogs
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>>252577045
Download a version with AA2_PLAY in it.
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>>252577050
Are we ever going to return to the previous class?
Just wondering.
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GUYS

GUYS

>YFW MISTRAL VENTS HER FRUSTRATION OF LOSING STRELOK UNTO US
>DOUBLE YANDERE
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>>252577143
go fuck yourself there's plenty of pastebin links everywhere

do your own legwork instead of spamming
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>>252577117
You die
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>>252577050

Sundowner, now that you know what happens when you don't receive his training.
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>>252577238
no faggot
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>>252577237
MASTER
PLAN
ALL
PART
OF
MASTER
PLAN
There is no winning here, we should just give up
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>cheery attitude
>evil trait
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Fill the class with as many Metal Gear characters as possible.
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The priority chars are placed, time to hit random.

>>252577235

You mean the marked ones? h-hes dead anon.
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>>252577117
Well, you see, anon...

People die when they're killed.
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>Strelok stabbed out of nowhere
Man, that was hilarious.
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You're going to need a moeblob of some kind for Otacon to try and get his dick wet with. Meducas or K-ons or something.
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>>252577468
If I see that fucking Master plan one more time...
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>>252577468
>"Vagina Bomb"
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>>252577468
>Paz "Vagina-Bomb" Ortega Andrade
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>>252577468
>no Otacon
you fucked up
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>>252577468
>Raiden Rip It
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>>252577237
WHAT A MESS WE MADE

WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
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>>252577468
Where's Kaz?
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>>252577468
>Vaginabomb
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>>252577468
>mfw we're actually playing as Solidus

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>252577468
Where's Kaz
We need Kaz
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>tfw forgot Otacon
>he lands teacher on random

JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

Also forgot Jetstream Sam. Removed Marche for him. Fuck Marche.
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>>252577943
I KNEW IT
MOZART WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME
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OTACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>252577943
>bane

for what purpose doc
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>>252577468
>no Kaz
>no Otacon
>no Ocelot
>no Rose
>no Boss
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>>252577943
>still no Kaz
>all these men
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>>252577943
>Bane
>Dracula
>Mozart

dis gon b gud
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>>252578030
SNAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>252577943
>Big Boss but not actually because Solidus
>Alien
>Mozart
THIS IS SOME XFILES SHIT GOING ON RIGHT HERE
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Is this a different school?
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>>252577943
>Sectoid

Fuck he's gonna kill us
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>>252577943
>http
>Link
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>>252578052

4u
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>>252577943
>Knuckles
>CQC

heheheh
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>>252577943
TOO MUCH SAUSAGE

PROFESSOR PLZ
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>>252577943
BEST ROSTER
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>>252577943
OH FUCK
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The first day of school begins.

>>252578052

I have 2 of him. Both Kirby anon and another anon sent one to me.

>>252578138

>still no Kaz

next to Otacon.
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>>252577468

C'mon anon.

Otacon to have him spill his sgetti every where.

Chico for 'hey boy wanna ss?'

No Kaz leading the fiddle club?

C'mon anon.
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>>252577943
>Knuckles
>Mozart
>Bowser
>Alucard
>Bane
>Sectoid
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>>252578251
We'll probably get killed after two girls or so.
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>>252578312
Oh, i didn't see him
Just like i can't see the pic
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>>252577943
Where are the meems Jack?
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>>252577943
>Miller
>Kaz
>Hind D

>HIND D
LIQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUID
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>forgot picture.

Okay, first day of school. The pantsu quest begins. Who's our first target?
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>>252578326
>No Kaz leading the fiddle club?
>no fiddle (music) club
Blunder of the century.
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HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED?
IS PROFFESSORLEWD BACK?!
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>>252577943
Fucking Sectoid isn't going to try and rape us again is he?
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>>252578448
VAGINA BOMBS
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anyone got some jojos
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>>252578448
Vagina bomb
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>>252578517
Its it twin bro professorlube
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>>252578448
Vagina Bomb must be extracted
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>>252578448
vaginal explosive device
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>everyone missing school
I just realized there's a LOT of sausage.
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>>252578448
FORGET THE GRILLS

KAZ IS OURS
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>>252578517
No, he is b&
This is his twin brother.
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>>252578517
don't be silly, Lewd is banned. This is his evil twin ProfessorLube
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>>252578448
Rosalina
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>>252578448
Naoto
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>>252578631
Go talk to the fighting freak Knuckles.
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>>252578448
V______Kaz
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>>252578448
Naoto
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>>252578631
Guess we go for cammy, not much of a choice. The others will be on her if we take too long.
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>>252578631
>3 sausages and a brit

M-maybe tomorrow?
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>>252578631
Talk to Otacon
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>>252578631
Its mgs, theres always a lot of sausage
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>>252578448
WHERE IS BANE?
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>>252578604
>>252578636
>>252578651

o-oh.
okay then
I'ms till staying, dammit
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>>252578830
We have a stream group for this very reason, anon.
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I just got here.
W-what happened to Strelok?
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>>252578818
What I want to know is who paid him to grab Mozart
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VIR~GINS

AwooaaAah~

Fap~ping to pixels

AWOOAAH~

Soon~ to~ become

AWOOAAH~
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>>252578631
MASTER PLAN SHOULD BE TO BANG LUNA.

dem fuckin bangs man
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We go for the only girl available, Cammy. She doesn't seem to like us. We might remind her of someone else she knows with an eyepatch. Perhaps we exercise to kill time.
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>>252578947
> stream
Steam*
>>252578987
Ded, Haze git him.
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>>252578631
Rosalina
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>>252578987
He couldn't check his exo-skello-teen, so he got pen'd
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>>252578987
bit the dust
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>>252579009
WIZARDS

Dwel~lers of the basement

AWOOAAH~

Champions of NEET
You're catalyst of danger
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>>252578987
ye ye happened
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>>252578183
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>252579051
Work your body

with hers
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When we're done working out, more students should arrive. We try and remember the basics.

How hard should we work?
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>>252579051
>another person with an eyepatch
I appreciate the dedication to role-playing OP.
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>>252579051
Rape it.
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>>252579163
HARD
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>>252579163
hard
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>>252579009
>>252579134

AND NECKBEARDS!
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>>252579163
BB/Solidis always goes HARD
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>>252579163
WORK HARD
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>>252579163
We work hard, we play hard.
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>>252579163
Normal, no reason to overexert ourselves.
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>>252579163
Hard

we are the big bossu
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>>252579163
Hard.
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>>252579163
REPRESENTING MSF HERE
HARD
>>
European extreme
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>>252579163
Hard, so we won't forget them
>>
>>252579009
>>252579134
>>252579260

FOR EVERYONE
>>
>>252579163

GO HARD OR GO HOME
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Well shit.

>>252579170

thanks anon.
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>>252579398
>>252579009
>>252579134
>>252579260
Good job guy i dont know
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steam group name?
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>>252579470
BIG BOSSU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A HURT KNEE
>>
After our work out session, pretty much everyone has arrived, save for one student. Perhaps now we can begin out quest.
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>>252579470
now snake, if you go into your survival viewer...
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>>252579470
BAZINGA

B-B-B-B-B-B-B
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>>252579470
Just eat a ration dummy
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>>252579470
WELP
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>>252579587
Naotime.
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>>252579470
INJECT MORPHINE
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>>252579470
YOU FORGOT WHAT THE BOSS TAUGHT YOU!
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>>252579470
THIS WILL WORK
CRIPPLES GET ALL THE BITCHES
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>>252579587
rosalina!!
>>
>>252579587
Go and fuck Naoto.
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>>252579587
Naotime or Bomb time
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>>252579470
Yeah, should have got Dragonborn just in case.
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>>252579587
Go for nintendo lightning or Naoto
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>>252579587
BANE
A
N
E
>>
>>252579587

Kaz
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>>252579470
SNAKE YOUR KNEE IS BROKEN
YOU WILL HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY ON YOURSELF
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>>252579587
KAZ
>>
>>252579587
Nail the bustiest girl to assert dominance and instill jealousy.
>>
>>252579587
Naotime
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>>252579587
>http Link
holy shit just noticed that
>>
Our quest for Pantsu begins with Naoto.She is nervous at our approach. But the real question is, does she taste good?
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>>252579930
She tastes like men
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>>252579532
Search VIDACA, it's the one that says Vidya academy
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>>252579829
SURGERY?
>>
>>252579930
Probably, it's what the guide says.
>>
>>252579930

I BET SHE TASTES REAL GOOD, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
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Nao rejects the idea of being a wife someday. Maybe we can change her mind.
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>>252579930
CQC, PRONTO
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>>252579930
Rape.
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>>252579930
Her deductive knowledge will serve MSF now. As will her thighs. A good choice, Professor.
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>>252579930
nigga look like Yosuke from behind too, this went from MGS to Persona fast
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>>252579930
She tastes great.
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>>252579930
>Don't look

OH GEE HERE LET ME JUST CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES
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>>252580161
>eyes
but we've only got the one anon
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>>252580081
we need to show her the joys of being with someone
>>
Nao rejects talking about lewdness, it seems she's a bit more pure than the usual girls we deal with. Let's see if she'll join us for studying the basics of CQC.
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>>252580161
>eyes
Big boss, had a hard life
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>>252580227
>>252580291

My condolences. I forgot.
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>>252580290
DAMMIT BOSS YOU'RE SPAGHETTING
>>
>>252580290
Nobody escapes from the Solid Snake
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>>252580290

Big boss doesn't give a shit about any girl unless they know the basics of CQC, or can point out every firearm in existance and the individual aspects of it.
>>
Naoto does not want to study with us, she seems impatient. Might be a good time to see what someone else is up to.
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>>252580290
50% id say shes not that opposed it for day1
>>
>>252580290
Is that code for rape?
>>
these threads are always golden
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>>252580290
Rape her.
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>>252580412
Spider lady
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>>252580412
she will be tasting our D eventually
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>>252580412
KAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
>>
>>252580412

Kaz
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>>252580412
Find the great flaming Kelloggs!
>>
uh oh.
>>
>>252580412

WE NEED TO GET THE KAZ
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>>252580609
oh look at this nigger
>>
>>252580412
WHAT IS MAN?
>>
>>252580609
THEY CALL ME THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES
>>
>>252580609
You dun goofed now Boss
>>
>>252580370
>Solid
Umm...
>>
>>252580609
>nothin personal kid,
>>
>>252580609

FUCK YOU
>>
>>252580498
Anons + any sandbox game= stories that you just can't make up, plot twists no one sees coming, romances that you can't plan, etc
>>
>>252580609
Holy shit, Red Sonic sure is mad
>>
we agree to calm down. We don't need enemies yet. But we aren't afraid to show a soldier or two our CQC skills
>>
>>252580609
>>
>>252580609
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET LEERY
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>>252580673
YOU READY?
>>
>>252580851
U GON GET STABBED BITCH
>>
We bump into Kaz, our old friend from Middleschool Sans Frontieres
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>>252580887
I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME I'M JUST GONNA CREEP
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>>252580970
THIS IS IT
>>
>>252580970
Where is Naoto's going?
>>
>>252580970
HUG
>>
Kaz expresses his will to move. Better keep our friends close, we're already making enemies.
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>>252580970
>Middleschool Sans Frontieres
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>>252580970
DO IT DOC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G4wjp0OS25
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOJdwprF8D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ET5PFpSfJ
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>>252581148
Christ dude, does he have ADHD?
>>
>>252580970
Looks like Naoto wants Kaz, too.
>>
Kaz rejects studying with us. Maybe we're not as good friends as we thought.

What's our next course of action?
>>
we need to fuck naoto

repeatedly
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>>252581197
FUCK
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>>252581385
gotta keep working on that persona pussy doc
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>>252581385

Why does no one like us
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Hey, guys, want to know a secret?
When I made this Big Boss, I made sure that he was exploitable, due to how the US Government and various organizations have used him for their own gain over the course of the series.
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>>252581385

KEEP PUSHING
WE NEED OUR BRO
>>
>>252581385
Alien
>>
>>252581385
STOP SPAGHETTING, HOLY SHIT
>>
>>252581485
They are super jelly we only need one eye and they have to use two.
>>
>>252581485
One eye isn't enough anymore.
>>
we... we have a hard life. Naoto rejects talking with us. But why? Perhaps we should find other people in our club. It will make it easier to make friends.
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>>252581491
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>>252581617
Try Raiden
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>>252581617
Shut down 3 times.
Time to try the rape?
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>>252581617
WHATEVER BITCH
>>
>Not putting Dio in your class

Do you even hard mode?
>>
>>252581617
I don't know much about this game

...but how about we try to make friends?
>>
>>252581617
Go meet up with ol' Drac. Maybe he wants us ;_;
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>>252581617
It's time to stealth our way INTO HER PANTS.
>>
>>252581385
WHISPERS IN THE AIR
>>
>>252581813
Applying social skills to a video game. That will never work.
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We lament over the fact that the Boss doesn't attend this school. No, she attends Cobra high, and she told us we couldn't come. We have to make a new friend.

>>252581197

>PLAY ME LIKE A FIDDLE

I'm dying anon.
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>>252581617
She can't be won via conventional means.
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>>252581491
You clever fuck. We might as well called him invincible cause sundowner is gonna fuck us
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>>252581491
>>252581491
>>
>>252581617
damn Naoto stop being tsundere to us

we need allies, but we need that pussy
>>
>>252581197
>>252581398
Play me LIKE A DAMN FIDDDLLLLE!
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>>252581197
oh my god i'm dying
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>>252581883
RAIDEN IS A BRO
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>>252581883
> she attends Cobra high, and she told us we couldn't come.
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We try to talk with Raiden. He appears to be busy. Does anyone have time for us?
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>>252581491
DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GET RAPED?
OH GOD! PLEASE LET IT BE MILLER
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We bump into our inferior son. Perhaps we can set our karma right, by making things right with Liquid.
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>>252582097
Looks like Raiden's trying to get into smash.
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>>252582097
what about our son?

LIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
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>>252582097
Ignore Raiden

go for the Rosalina
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>>252582097
>THAT HAIR COLOR
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>>252581491
I like where this is going
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>>252582097
>Does anyone have time for us?
Only one last thing to do.
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>>252582208

>Liquid ends up raping us
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We make small talk with our son.

>>252581491

did you mention Sectoid is a scheming rapist?
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Anon, you need to add a little extra awesome to this, allow me..
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>>252582208
I feel we might have a chance of friendship with Bane or Bowser.
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Liquid tells us about his favorite rations. We're making progress.
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>>252582392
Is he hitting on us?
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Don't mind me, lewding Touhous.
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>>252582392
>scorching hot weather

IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WE DIDN'T HUNT FOXES, WE HUNTED JACKALS
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We follow our son into the bathroom when suddenly the area gets a bit packed.
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>>252582704

Oh god
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>>252582704
FUCK IT'S SECTOID
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>>252582704
OH MY JUST LIKE IN MY ANIMUS
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>>252582704
>We follow or son into the bathroom

This is getting dangerously lewd.
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>>252582704
if sectoid bursts out of a stall just run away.
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>>252582704
What a sausage fest.

Are all the characters bisexual?
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>>252582704
NONE OF THOSE ARE CHICKS.
OP, YOU WENT INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM!
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>>252582704
Is this gonna get incest-y?
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>No one likes highschool big boss

WE NEED TO START FIGHTING BACK

NOT FOR PANSU
NOT FOR POPULARITY
ALL FOR REVENGE
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>>252582704
TIME FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT SNAKE
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>>252582704
>We follow our son into the bathroom
W-why did we do that?
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We get the fuck out of that sausage fest. We still have no pantsu, and no girls like us. We've got to think of something.

girls just don't dig eyepatches anymore.
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>>252582850
But anon, snakes belong in the bathroom as well as in your pants!
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>>252582886
Go after Luna.
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>>252582886
we gotta keep going for that purse owner doc, the shy ones are always the best
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>>252582886
Go around recruiting people to join your club if you can.
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>>252582886
Invite people to some group activities.
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>>252582886
RUSE CRUISE
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>>252582886
SNAKE, WE NEED TO OBTAIN NAOTO'S PANTIES!
IT'S ALL FOR MOTHER BASE, SNAKE!
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>>252582886
Rosalina.
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>>252582886
Start administering drugs. High Schoolers are weak to that shit.
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>>252582886
Go fuck Naoto
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Go on the offense. Spread some vicious rumours. Save child soldiers and feed them back into war or something
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There aren't many MSF members. We need to expand our influence. We need to make friends and get them on our side.

We decide to try for Naoto again.
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We make small talk with Naoto. These Cipher girls are rough. We have to show them the benefits of joining MSF.
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>>252583219
>naoto
>cipher
how can this end well at all?
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>>252583367
Go get raped by sundowner
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>>252582704
>Snake liquid
This is excruciatingly X-Rated
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>>252583219
I guess we need to fuck Naoto so hard that she quits Chiper
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>>252583412
About as good as Paz.
Take that as you will.
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We take a risk using our Big Boss charm. She can't resist. We gently rub the ashes of our fallen comrades on her face.
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>>252583219
Use the arc thrower/stun rod on the sectoid, we need the tech credits damnit
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>>252583578
B-BUT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PURE
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>>252582886
Wait a minute... WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR EYEPATCH
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>>252583578


IM NUCLEARRRR
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>>252583578
>19%
WOAH
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>>252583578
LEWD
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>>252583578
EXCELLENT, SNAKE! THE MISSION IS PROCEEDING AS PLANNED.
NOW GET TO THE EXIT MARKER, AND BE PICKED UP FOR EVAC WITH FULTON RECOVERY!
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>>252583578
WHOA NOW
DON'T JUMP THE GUN THERE BOSS
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>>252583578
Just rape her.
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If she doesnt like the dick, maybe she'll like the cqc
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She opens up a bit, but not much. We tell her to meet us on the roof next period. Maybe then she will be more willing to defect to our side.

For now, we've got to find another way to kill time.
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>>252583367
>it's nice out, isn't it?
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>>252583774

>kill time

inb4 bane kills someone
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>>252583774
Since Miller isn't in MSF, we should make Bowser our #2
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>>252583774
NOW KNOCK OUT THE TARGET, AND EXTRACT HER WITH FULTON RECOVERY!
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>>252583774

GO TO CHECK ON OTACON
WE NEED INTEL ON OUR ENEMIES
ESPECIALLY THE XENO SCUM
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>>252583912
Or we could just convert Miller.
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We bump into Alucard while running around. Might as well kill time by chatting it up.
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>>252581485
because we're Solidus, not Big Boss
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>>252583774
Get Miller to join our cause
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>>252583753
>Can't make Chihiro in AA2 because none of the front hairs match hers.
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>>252583992
OH NO HE'S HOT
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>>252583798
>My husbando died this year
Why is life even worth living?
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Alucard talks to us about love. Strange, but the period ends at least. We have to meet Naoto on the roof.
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>>252583989
>Not liking Bowser
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>>252583992
>BLUSH ON A GUY
LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED IT WASN'T GOOD
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
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>>252584065
I think there's one that's pretty close.
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>>252584106
What's Alien Sectoid up to?
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>>252584075
He kinda looks like a girl too
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>>252583992

FULL SPEED AHEAD
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>>252583992
>ALUCARD
>PROBABLY EVIL
>POSSIBLE CRUSH
FUCK WE'RE GONNA GET STABBED
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>>252583992
>blushing dude

Telltale sign that he'll stab you like a bitch if he catches you with a girl
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>>252583992
He's interested in this.
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>>252584190
it curls in instead of flowing down. It's a shame really since the delicate personality is perfect for her.
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Next period begins. We wait patiently on the roof. Will she show? We haven't had much luck so far.
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>>252584131
>Wanting a monster instead of Miller
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>>252584315
I'M ALREADY A KOOPA
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>>252584315
Kaz is already a demon.
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>>252584290
DONT STOP BELIEVING BOS
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>>252584247
Depends on the Alucard. The thing is, this one looks like it's the Castlevania one, in which case we're good since he's a nice guy.
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>>252584290
Be prepared to get stood up.
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>>252584247
>Alucard
>evil

If only...
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She's coming, right guys?
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>>252584536
f-fuck you, Naoto
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>>252584536
SHE COULD JUST BE SLOW
DONT STOP BELIEVING
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>>252584536
>inb4 we get raped by sectoids
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>>252584536
this is our chance for that pussy op dont give up
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>>252584536
i bet they're all laughing at you
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>>252584536

Detectives never miss their appointments! She will go.
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>>252584536
Probably off fucking mistral.
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>>252584536

We should show her that she should have learnt the basics of CQC.

Grab her and interrogate her
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>>252584536
I b-bet she's just solving m-mysteries or soemthing, hehe...
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>>252584536
JUST A BIT LONGER, SNAKE. REMEMBER TO EAT WILDLIFE TO SURVIVE IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE.
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She came, at least. We're on the roof too, perfect time for a Fulton recovery. But first let's get on friendly terms.
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>>252584587
Maybe she just forgot. She doesn't hate us, right guys?
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>>252584783
CQC
CQC
CQC
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>>252583578
I'M NUUUUUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>252584536
that fucking hopeful stance
i can't handle this sadness
>>
NAOTO FAGS GOTTA LEARN THAT NAOTO NEEDS SOME ONE ON ONE TIME WITH OCELOT
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>>252584783
>not fulton kidnapping immediately

what the hell are you doing boss
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>>252584783
>What do you want?
Pantsu
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we have a lively conversation about daily life. She's warming up to us. Even a one eyed maniac like us can find love on a battlefield.
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>>252584783
>Naoto having tits
What?
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>>252584783
Is this gonna be like my japanese anime where the girl gets fucked over the railing?
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>>252584921
This.
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>>252584927
Sadly, no. But I would love that.
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>>252584921
Dude I haven't even played P4 and I know canonically Naoto has some pretty big knockers. She just ties them down to look like a guy.
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We show her our CQC petting technique. She's impressed. Perhaps she's ready for more advanced grapples.
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>>252584927
what if we have sex with her while we're both being fulton'd in the air?
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>>252584783
ALRIGHT, BOSS. TO PERFORM A HOLDUP, WALK BEHIND YOUR TARGET AND RAISE YOUR WEAPON. THEY'LL GET ON THE FLOOR. EQUIP THE FULTON RECOVERY SYSTEM, AND THEN WHEN STANDING NEXT TO THEM, PRESS THE "ACTION" BUTTON.
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>>252584921
>>252584968
You guys forgot she tightens them up under her uniform, didn't you?
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>>252585021
Chain CQC her with other girls.
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Shit. The king of koopas is moving in on our prize. We'd better keep an eye out. This scumbag is known for kidnapping women.
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>>252585068
Maybe...
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>>252577468
Wasn't Paz's original name Atlantic Ocean ?
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>>252585013
There not that big. Like B cups at most.
>>252585068
You can't conceal things those big.
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>>252585204
pacifica ocean
>>
our success continues. We have a deep and meaningful conversation about rations. We're getting closer to our mission objective.
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>>252585145
Those horns aren't just for attracting mates.
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>>252585145
Goddamn it
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>>252585145
GET OUT OF HERE, GAY BOWSER
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>>252585204
Pacifica Ocean.
And no, that's her codename.
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>>252585204
Pacifica Ocean, and I thought it would be better to use her alias as "Pacifica 'Vagina Bomb' Ocean" didn't sound as good.
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>>252581197
>>252581197
I want to have your babies.
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>>252585275
Doin' the Boss' work.
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>>252585275
SOCIAL LINK GOOOOOOO
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>>252585289
BIG
MEATY
HORNS
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>>252585145
>tomorrow
>arrive to see Naoto whimpering and cumming constantly under Bowser's giant thorny cock
>he smirks as us as we avoid eye contact
>"Nothing interesting, anon."
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>>252585275
ITS HAPPENING
>>
What happened to Strelok?
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Naoto runs off without warning. Guess she's off to solve a mystery. We're going to need a backup friend.
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>>252585436
It's already over and it hasn't even begun.
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>>252585468
Haze pen'd him.
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>>252585468
got shanked by the edgamaster for no raisins, police reports the killer intentions were "nothing personnel"
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>>252585468
Haze knifed a nigga. Sad day.
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>>252585468
Haze got naked and stabbed him one day for no reason.
Like, he just showed up, naked, made some gurgling noise, and stabbed Strelok.
He was lost to the zone.
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>>252585512
Don't worry, she just gamestopped
We're making progress
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>>252585468
Haze ran up and murdered him for no reason.

>>252585512
I vote Rosalina, Reggie and/or Miller.
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>>252585512
Go for the spider witch
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>>252585512
SNAKE, MOTHER BASE DOES NOT HAVE A HEAD FOR THE BLACK MAGIC DEPARTMENT. YOU CAN CHANGE THAT BY RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS.
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While running through school, Ike invites everyone to an event. Can't hurt to make friends.

>>252585468

The pen was mightier than the sword.
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>>252585512
Go be friends with the sectoid and ask him about the crop circles in mgs 4
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>>252585512
Reggie
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>>252585586
>He was lost to the zone.
>the zone
>allowing something bad to happen to Strelok
Are there Degtyarev cards?
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>>252585468
The Zone claimed his life.
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>>252585512
We need to get Mozart to help us, he's our only friend.
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>>252585715
>BANE?
Go for Sam tho, he's a top guy.
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>>252585548
>>252585557
>>252585568
>>252585586
>>252585680
lookit all dese niggas
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>>252585715
>Ike invites everyone to an event
BIG BOSS CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE
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>>252585512
We need muscle. Try Knux or Bane.
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>>252585715
>implying you're getting sympathy from him
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>>252585715
CQC COMPETITION?

YOU'RE ON
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>>252585812
OH SHIT
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>>252585715
YES
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>>252585468
The Edgemaster heard from Eggman that Mistral was underage.
And he did his job.
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>>252585468
Haze found the strelok
Haze killed the strelok
>>
We join Ike and Bowser for lunch. We get no sympathy when we explain our women situation to him. Well, back to the mission. Rations are all gone.
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>>252585715
holy shit with all the track suits it looks like fucking russia or some other slavic country
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>>252585812
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>252585812
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>>252585964
you fool
in harem vidya academy every class is gym class
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>>252585964
>no squatting personality mod
Step it up, /hgg/.
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>>252585953
>Ike, Bowser, and Big Boss

Kerfuffle Shenanigans
>>
On our way back we get invited out again. We might as well, Naoto is still nowhere to be seen.
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>>252586354
D-Did she died?
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>>252586354
Don't talk about grills Biggu Bossu!
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>>252586354
WAIT A MINUTE

THOSE TITTIES
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>>252586397
If she's getting pinned to the wall by Bowser's cock, i swear.
>>
>Ike again

Bastard is always hungry. We eat with Ike again, and the period ends.
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>>252586354
Damn they got flat asses, to bad there are no ass sliders or anything. Sad as Mistral has such a fine seat filler.
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>>252586354
;_;
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>>252586459
Yes anon, it's her.
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>>252586505
Ike is fucking chill.
We should become friends.
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>>252586505
You have to eat constantly to get gains like Ike.
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The next period begins. Still no sign of Naoto. Knuckles invites everyone to an event. We can