Just a reminder, there isn't an option to have the eyepatch on the correct eye, so we'll have to make due.
One needs to be CQC, one is MSF/Diamond Dogs and another The Patriots/Cipher
Desperado couldn't fit, by one letter. Choosing these, let's meet the class. But of course, MGS chars will get priority.
>YFW MISTRAL VENTS HER FRUSTRATION OF LOSING STRELOK UNTO US
Fill the class with as many Metal Gear characters as possible.
The priority chars are placed, time to hit random.
You mean the marked ones? h-hes dead anon.
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
>mfw we're actually playing as Solidus
>tfw forgot Otacon
>he lands teacher on random
JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
Also forgot Jetstream Sam. Removed Marche for him. Fuck Marche.
for what purpose doc
The first day of school begins.
I have 2 of him. Both Kirby anon and another anon sent one to me.
>still no Kaz
next to Otacon.
Okay, first day of school. The pantsu quest begins. Who's our first target?
HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED?
IS PROFFESSORLEWD BACK?!
>everyone missing school
I just realized there's a LOT of sausage.
don't be silly, Lewd is banned. This is his evil twin ProfessorLube
I'ms till staying, dammit
Fap~ping to pixels
Soon~ to~ become
We go for the only girl available, Cammy. She doesn't seem to like us. We might remind her of someone else she knows with an eyepatch. Perhaps we exercise to kill time.
Dwel~lers of the basement
Champions of NEET
You're catalyst of danger
When we're done working out, more students should arrive. We try and remember the basics.
How hard should we work?
Good job guy i dont know
After our work out session, pretty much everyone has arrived, save for one student. Perhaps now we can begin out quest.
THIS WILL WORK
CRIPPLES GET ALL THE BITCHES
holy shit just noticed that
Our quest for Pantsu begins with Naoto.She is nervous at our approach. But the real question is, does she taste good?
Nao rejects the idea of being a wife someday. Maybe we can change her mind.
Nao rejects talking about lewdness, it seems she's a bit more pure than the usual girls we deal with. Let's see if she'll join us for studying the basics of CQC.
Naoto does not want to study with us, she seems impatient. Might be a good time to see what someone else is up to.
we agree to calm down. We don't need enemies yet. But we aren't afraid to show a soldier or two our CQC skills
We bump into Kaz, our old friend from Middleschool
Kaz expresses his will to move. Better keep our friends close, we're already making enemies.
DO IT DOC
Looks like Naoto wants Kaz, too.
Kaz rejects studying with us. Maybe we're not as good friends as we thought.
What's our next course of action?
Hey, guys, want to know a secret?
When I made this Big Boss, I made sure that he
was exploitable, due to how the US Government and various organizations have used him for their own gain over the course of the series.
we... we have a hard life. Naoto rejects talking with us. But why? Perhaps we should find other people in our club. It will make it easier to make friends.
WHISPERS IN THE AIR
We lament over the fact that the Boss doesn't attend this school. No, she attends Cobra high, and she told us we couldn't come. We have to make a new friend.
>PLAY ME LIKE A FIDDLE
I'm dying anon.
You clever fuck. We might as well called him invincible cause sundowner is gonna fuck us
> she attends Cobra high, and she told us we couldn't come.
We try to talk with Raiden. He appears to be busy. Does anyone have time for us?
DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GET RAPED?
OH GOD! PLEASE LET IT BE
We bump into our inferior son. Perhaps we can set our karma right, by making things right with Liquid.
>Does anyone have time for us?
Only one last thing to do.
We make small talk with our son.
did you mention Sectoid is a scheming rapist?
Anon, you need to add a little extra awesome to this, allow me..
Liquid tells us about his favorite rations. We're making progress.
>scorching hot weather
IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WE DIDN'T HUNT FOXES, WE HUNTED JACKALS
We follow our son into the bathroom when suddenly the area gets a bit packed.
>No one likes highschool big boss
WE NEED TO START FIGHTING BACK
NOT FOR PANSU
NOT FOR POPULARITY
ALL FOR REVENGE
We get the fuck out of that sausage fest. We still have no pantsu, and no girls like us. We've got to think of something.
girls just don't dig eyepatches anymore.
There aren't many MSF members. We need to expand our influence. We need to make friends and get them on our side.
We decide to try for Naoto again.
We make small talk with Naoto. These Cipher girls are rough. We have to show them the benefits of joining MSF.
how can this end well at all?
We take a risk using our Big Boss charm. She can't resist. We gently rub the ashes of our fallen comrades on her face.
DON'T JUMP THE GUN THERE BOSS
If she doesnt like the dick, maybe she'll like the cqc
She opens up a bit, but not much. We tell her to meet us on the roof next period. Maybe then she will be more willing to defect to our side.
For now, we've got to find another way to kill time.
We bump into Alucard while running around. Might as well kill time by chatting it up.
>Can't make Chihiro in AA2 because none of the front hairs match hers.
Alucard talks to us about love. Strange, but the period ends at least. We have to meet Naoto on the roof.
Next period begins. We wait patiently on the roof. Will she show? We haven't had much luck so far.
She's coming, right guys?
i bet they're all laughing at you
She came, at least. We're on the roof too, perfect time for a Fulton recovery. But first let's get on friendly terms.
that fucking hopeful stance
i can't handle this sadness
>not fulton kidnapping immediately
what the hell are you doing boss
we have a lively conversation about daily life. She's warming up to us. Even a one eyed maniac like us can find love on a battlefield.
We show her our CQC petting technique. She's impressed. Perhaps she's ready for more advanced grapples.
what if we have sex with her while we're both being fulton'd in the air?
ALRIGHT, BOSS. TO PERFORM A HOLDUP, WALK BEHIND YOUR TARGET AND RAISE YOUR WEAPON. THEY'LL GET ON THE FLOOR. EQUIP THE FULTON RECOVERY SYSTEM, AND THEN WHEN STANDING NEXT TO THEM, PRESS THE "ACTION" BUTTON.
Shit. The king of koopas is moving in on our prize. We'd better keep an eye out. This scumbag is known for kidnapping women.
our success continues. We have a deep and meaningful conversation about rations. We're getting closer to our mission objective.
Pacifica Ocean, and I thought it would be better to use her alias as "Pacifica 'Vagina Bomb' Ocean" didn't sound as good.
Naoto runs off without warning. Guess she's off to solve a mystery. We're going to need a backup friend.
Haze ran up and murdered him for no reason.
I vote Rosalina, Reggie and/or Miller.
While running through school, Ike invites everyone to an event. Can't hurt to make friends.
The pen was mightier than the sword.
lookit all dese niggas
>Ike invites everyone to an event
BIG BOSS CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE
The Edgemaster heard from Eggman that Mistral was underage.
And he did his job.
We join Ike and Bowser for lunch. We get no sympathy when we explain our women situation to him. Well, back to the mission. Rations are all gone.
On our way back we get invited out again. We might as well, Naoto is still nowhere to be seen.
Bastard is always hungry. We eat with Ike again, and the period ends.
The next period begins. Still no sign of Naoto. Knuckles invites everyone to an event. We can