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Samus should look like this.

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Samus should look like this.
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>>251488694
Probably
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samus is not your boner meal
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Samus should look like this.
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>>251488694

>That delicious muscle

I'd let her pin my down and viciously bash her pussy against my dick until it broke down into pieces, and my shot my load into he amazonian cunt.
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might as well be a man OP
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samus should look like THIS *reveals my thang*
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>not green hair
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>>251488694
>Only the arm and the legs

What is this, Iron Man 3?
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It's funny because the last time you made this thread, guy who drew that image revealed that he doesn't even agree with you.

>"I drew the OP image. That was a long time ago now. I would approach it differently if I drew it today."
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>>251488694
I'd let her squeeze my boner between her thighs. Then I'd make her dinner and give her a foot massage while she eats
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>>251488694
I would be VERY OK with this
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>>251488785
>camel toe through the suit
How strong is her fucking vagina
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Do you feel in charge?
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>>251488785
There needs to be more porn of her using the varia suit
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why is she huge

she's an athlete
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>>251488694
She looks stereotypically Russian.
Nice.
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>>251488694

I'd be very much ok with this.

Too bad she will probably look like shit in the next Metroid game like she does in Smash 4.
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yeah that way no one would buy metroid games and the franchise would die. good thinking dummy
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>>251488694

Samus should look like Ellen Ripley.

/thread
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>>251488694
why not just make metroid a man?
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Metroid? More like Steroid.
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>>251489734

The best-selling game in the entire series was also the only game in which Samus never takes her suit off. The worst-selling game in the entire series was the game that introduced the Zero Suit.
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>>251489846
that's Metroid's girlfriend you idiot
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>>251489846
Why not make Duke Nukem a girl?
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>>251489827

I don't think it suits her that well.
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>>251490104

fucking terrifying
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>>251489846
they did already
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>>251490089
sounds like a great idea
>time to kick ass and suck cock and i'm all out of cock
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>>251488694
if she looked like that then i would fap harder then i would at that barbie in the high heels
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>>251490520
I was completely serious and that sounds like a god damn best seller. Probably would've saved the franchise
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How about a good game like the Prime series, with a primarly focus on adventuring and exploring, rather than Samus butt, and a non anime doll looking Samus?

That's all i ask.
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>>251490104
This image confuses me.
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>>251490629
I never saw that image bigger than a thumbnail. lol
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>>251490794

Sakamoto's out, and Sakurai can only turn Samus into a barbie doll in Smash. It's very likely you'll get your wish.
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>>251490794
>How about a good game like the Prime series
kek
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>>251491010

let's not start this again
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>>251491048
don't take the b8 m8
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>>251490794

why can't i have exploring and samus butt
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>>251491142
too much power fantasy
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>>251488694

be still my beating dick
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I don't understand why she should look like that though. She was raised by skinny as bird people and her suit does 90% of the muscle work for her when she's on missions.
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>>251490989
Sure hope so.

>>251491010
Fallout 3 and Metroid Prime are too of my favorite games ever. ahah
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Samus should look like this.
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>>251491468
>her suit does 90% of the muscle work for her
Then why is her jumping height just as good when she's in the Zero Suit in ZM?
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>>251488694

Samus should look like this.
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>>251491935
>Meatroid
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Samus should look like this.
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>no just doing customizable metroid
>you could customize her powersuit or run around in a thong and blaster
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>>251492027
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Tifa should look like this.
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Samus should ook like this.
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>>251491683
She's got some acrobatic skill, I don't know. Do I look like I make metroid? Why's this fictional character gotta fit your fetish/headcanon?
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>>251492127

The entire core of Metroid's gameplay is working with the limitations of your equipment. If you make the equipment customizable, you're not making a Metroid game anymore.
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>>251488694

I would be absolutely okay with that.
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>>251492056
>new Metroid game
>you can kill enemies with the knee spikes
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>>251492056
>>251492056
>>251492056

The only correct answer.
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Samus should look like this.
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Soft Samus Best Samus
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>>251492336

I'm not OP and I don't agree with him. I just want to know why you'd assert something with no evidence in favor of it.
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Personally I couldn't care less what zero suit samus looks like. She can be the most overly sexualized character in all of video games. As long as she is over 6 feet tall, and kicks ass while wearing the power suit, I don't give a shit.
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>>251492247
>metroid_for_tumblr.jpg
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>>251492535
>why you'd assert something with no evidence in favor of it
That's the whole point of this thread though. It either you do that, post pictures of samus, or post muscle girls
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>>251492247
Fuck that pedophile loser and his shitty site.
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>>251492348
>limitations of equipment
make it 'concentration' or some other fiction based logic/retcon that she gain skills she lost through amnesia.. make them skills rather than equipment/clothing; i dunno phazon ring that lets you screwattack or whatever
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>>251488694
Yes plz
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Mario's a fat, short plumber who on multiple occasions defeats a massive, fire-breathing, armored dragon.

No one complains about this, but everyone has a shit fit about Samus' unrealistic depiction.
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maybe like this, but blonde
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>>251489363
>>251488785
>barely anyone thinks that samus is hotter in the varia suit
pitiful
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Samus should look like this.
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The whole character design needs to be overhauled. She looks so...... plain and dull.
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>>251489949
But that's wrong. Hunters and Pinball sold worse.
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>>251492917
god DAMN
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>>251492438
>you will never cut holes in samus suit where her puffy nipples are to milk her dry
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>>251492754
>complains about pedos
>posts on 4chan
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Samus should look like this.
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>>251492850

Mario is a blatantly non-serious character with no consistent timeline who go-karts with his mortal rival.

Samus is a character from a series with a concrete timeline that contains issues like genocide, government corruption, and the morality of bioweapon usage.

Obviously Metroid contains fantastical elements as well, but it's nowhere near Mario-tier.
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>>251492943
The whole point of the Varia Suit is that she WON'T be hotter when she's in it.

:^)
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>>251493067
>finding out you have a new fetish

have fun on google tonight anon
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>>251488694
Yes please.
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>>251493298
>im a biased fanboy
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It's impossible for women to look that without roids. Their bodies can't produce sufficient test natty.
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>>251492710
Bullshit, she belongs in the kitchen like a good girl until her man gives her the privilege of having her tight cunt filled with cock and creampied.
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>>251492917
>but blonde
Then why not just post a picture of shay massey with blond her instead? its not like its hard to find
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What has she done that takes an extreme amount of muscle? Her power suit enables her to do a lot of shit, without it she's just very nimble.
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>>251493315
The whole point of the varia suit is that it gives me a boner and zero suit Samus just looks like a generic bimbo. Bimbos are shit.
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>>251493072
Mmmm, big squishy Samus nipples.
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>>251492247
Sadly that was probably his best work.
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>>251488785
>samus will literally never abuse and dominate me
why live
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>>251493315
10/10 would demolish
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>>251493518
Jumping 20 feet in the air needs a lot of leg muscle.
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>>251493518
This is the kind of question an autistic person asks
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>There are people who want samus's design changed

This is like with Link
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>>251493484
leave
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>>251488694
Yes and this is coming from a person who dislikes 99% of everything that is nintendo!
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Lose the sweat-inducing Zero Suit and replace it with her sports bikini and I'll agree, OP.

It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit, so wearing a skintight bodysuit won't keep you cool.
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>>251493613
>wants abuse and domination
Just get a girlfriend, ANY female will do.
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>>251493482

Samus isn't a normal human, though. She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, and an optimal warrior.
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>>251493808
If you think about it for a second calling Samus Metroid isn't technically wrong.
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Why the fuck do these threads always start with Nikcesco's pic?
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>>251493298
I don't see how that's particularly relevant. Including somber elements doesn't mean the game can't have fantastical depictions of its characters.
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Samus should look like this
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Samus should look like Fox.
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>>251493823
but im a worthless faggot
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>>251493972
Dixie Kong would look better in the suit that that thing you posted.
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>>251493972
don't you even start
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>>251493827
>She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, and Ridleys Waifu as queen of the space pirates

say it right anon, you're posting the comic, I assume you read it
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>tfw have a fat girl fetish and a muscle girl fetish
why is my dick so confused
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>>251493808
>It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit
Her suit is so advanced that it converts her entire body into energy just to make her smaller. I don't think temperature management is out of the question.
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>>251493647
space bird dna; strong legs and feather light
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>>251493972
Nigger
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>>251490104
I know you kids are going to hate me for saying this but I found Ripley to be pretty hot in that movie,

not because she was Cute and Pretty like a k-pop star but simply for being a badass action girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxUwrzVaaA
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This is what Samus should look like

anything else is wrong
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Because Metroid has a pretty serious tone, the ZSS having a sensible design and Samus having toned, realistic form makes sense. She doesn't have to be a butch or be ugly at all, but fan-service is really out of place in a series that tries to take itself seriously
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>>251494153
Here, have some tumors.
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>>251493928
thanks, baby
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>>251494224
>strong but light
>samus would be light enough for you to carry with relative ease
>but she could also wrestle your ass to the ground with one arm
oh my god my dick
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>>251494267
>You..are.....my....lucky...........star........

in my head that audio goes with something completely different
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Samus should look like this.
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no. fuck off prime nigger.
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>>251489418
She does a lot more than the usual Athelete. Thing is with a lot of Olympic Athletes is that they're body adapts to what they are doing and they will hit a glass ceiling in their fitness. For instance Sprinters being a lot bigger than Long Distance runners because of the intensity of their training.

Samus has to do a fuck load more at a lot higher intensity, so it makes sense her body would become huge.
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>>251493972
ohnoyoudident.jpg
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>>251492917
Like this?
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>>251493702
There's nothing out of place about the question
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>>251494394
not even like crazy muscle girl shit

just enough to put me in a head lock and step on my balls
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samus should look like this
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>>251494039
Post your dick while wearing dress
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>>251488694
>muh 6'3 nintendo power canon Samus
Fuck off
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>>251494324

I completely agree.
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>>251494152
Wait, seriously?
If you stuck a telescope to the end of my dick right now, you could get a close-up of Europa.
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>>251494509
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>>251489060
green hair samus is still my favorite.
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>>251494324
>a series that tries to take itself seriously
>the most dangerous threat to the galaxy are cute flying cupcakes

The Zero Suit as is is just fine in my opinion, she really needs to be wearing something like that under her suit to avoid getting a rash.
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>>251493702
An autistic person thinks a woman wearing a robot suit needs to be female Broly
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>>251492197
I'm ok with this.
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>>251494729
>>251494324

hell yes
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>>251494712
>muh Other M 5'3 baka samos
>>>/out/
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>>251494757
the concept of the zero suit is fine, the zero suit itself is not. Her out-of-suit appearance in general is bad.
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>>251494730
ya, really

she was designed to lead the Space Pirates to fight the Federation because the Chozo foresaw some downfall of democracy or some shit and wanted to replace them with simple minded pirates
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>>251493702
I don't think you know what you're saying
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>>251494730

She wasn't going to be Ridley's waifu or anything, but Mother Brain wanted her as a field commander for the Space Pirates, so they could force the galaxy to unite under their rule.
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>>251494697
pls no i just want to pretend its not there
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>>251494974
naw.
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>>251494974
>lets just have her wear a thong and t-shirt instead
it's basically a wetsuit
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>>251495001
Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.
It's passed Pluto. My dick's going to be the first manned vessel to reach other solar systems.
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>>251494757
>Cute flying cupcakes
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>>251493808
That's stupid. You're stupid.
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>>251494936
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>>251489293
it wants to come out and punish you
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>>251494757
>cute flying cupcakes
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>>251495213
Oh my god, I'm not saying she shouldn't wear a zero suit, I'm saying that the zero suit that she does wear is terrible
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>>251495305

holy fuck that gives me more of a boner than her titty zero suit armor
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>>251488694
>There are people that agree with this
You can have a /fit/ girl that doesn't look like a roided out freak.

I swear to god the west just hates femininity.
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>>251494729
I gladly fap to the busty slut samus but your pic is very arousing for both my dick and mind.
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>>251495240
>Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.

I have a whole folder full of this shit

will it come back and demand to speak to it's creator like vger?
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Samus should look like this.
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>>251492247
I didn't know you could use the Morph Ball upgrade outside of the Power Suit.
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>>251495476
it's iconic at this point and probably looks like it does due to limitations of gba
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Samus should look like this
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>>251495627

>he didn't play Metroid 1
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>>251495627
>Space_pirate_morph_ball_research_log
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>>251495730
Justin Bailey is noncanon
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>>251495729
Post the one where she has an apron and gives you a cookie, makes my dick diamonds.
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>>251495885
Thats a different girl m8
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>>251495592
Not enough muscle
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>>251495832
I remember that. Some of those logs were really interesting.
>Try to design a morph ball replica technology
>Pirate who tries it out completely destroys his spine testing it
>They decide to give up on researching it
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>>251495675
I'm 99% sure that nothing about this has to do with GBA limitations.
And it's depressing that it's iconic. If you google samus you'll find more images of bimbo suit samus than her actual suit.
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>>251495547
I certainly hope not. It might. It's currently heading through the interstellar void between the Milky Way and Andromeda.
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I wish nikceso was more consistent
his work ranges from delicious to horrifying man face
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>>251495964
You sure? Could have sworn they are the same person.
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>>251492917
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Samus is tall
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>tfw no qt gf who lifts
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>>251496006
> If you google samus you'll find more images of bimbo suit samus than her actual suit.

Probably because ZSS is sexy as fuck and people like sexy things.
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>>251496223

Relative to humans, yeah. Too bad every other species in the universe is taller.
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>>251496238
I remember that feel.
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>>251488694
Physically she should be a little like this if you can make out her figure minus the robot arm. Plus dat ass.
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>>251494726
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>>251496223
Why is she talking to a skeleton
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>>251495592
This makes me wanna throw up

If I saw her on the battlefield I'd laugh my ass off!
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>>251495978
She doesn't need muscle.
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>>251495675
>iconic

It's about as iconic as Lightning is to the Final Fantasy franchise, i.e. only there because it's blatantly forced.

Nobody would complain if it was changed or removed in the next game except for the zealous /v/ reactionaries who see SJW bogeymen in their peanut butter.
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>>251496005
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>>251496238
>5'2"
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>>251493972

[JUNGLE FEVER INTENSIFIES]

Please tell me there's more, my dick needs this.
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>>251496437
I don't think thats how breasts work.
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>>251496203
If you're attracted this thing you are gayer than 1000 pride parades or 3 bioware employees.
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>>251496424
Just as planned!
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>tfw no qt fit gf
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>>251496006
sure let's make shorts and tshirt samus among greybrownorange backdrops
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>>251496386
Better but the image is still too small.
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>>251496543
>not liking dwarves
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>>251495675
"Iconic"? Man, if we're talking iconic, let me tell you about the Varia Suit. I see a blue jumpsuit and I don't think Samus. I see so much as that helmet and I think Samus.
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>>251496728
It's the size the artist posted.
I should know, I'm the one who requested it.
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>>251496638
nigger what do you know about metroid-xparasist-space-bird dna infused with phazon breasts work like?
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>>251496682

>if you find a female attractive you're a homo
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>>251496543
Well yeah, short people are better at lifting than tall people.
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>>251488694
Bear mode Samus is best Samus.
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>>251496927
Why would he make it so small though?
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>>251496976
>female
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>>251496936
That they probably don't work like that.
They probably just shoot hyper beams when you squeeze them.
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Muscles just don't look feminine.

Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.
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>>251496898
Was that a good effort?
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>>251496898
she's so fucking cute
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>>251488694
nope, contrast between her imponent suit and her femenine self makes her better
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>>251496723
The color isn't the problem. Even if it was, I'm not suggesting an alternative.
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>>251497125
>Muscles just don't look feminine
Oh really
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>>251497205
Too bad she only fucks niggers
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>>251497125
>Muscles just don't look feminine.
Tell that to a woman's butt and thigh muscles.
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>>251497125
>Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.

what about a slim woman who acts butch?
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>>251497091
I dunno. I'm just glad he drew it. The muscular one is the second version he drew, he asked if it was okay.
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>>251497310
Yes really.

In before cherry picked pictures of muscly chicks with cute faces that would be 1000x cuter without the muscle.
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>>251493972
not fat and crusty enough
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>>251497210
>east: manly looking robot suit on the outside qt girl on the inside; balanced
>west: robot suit on the outside man on the inside; amerifats
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>>251497441
>tfw i'm a nigger
tiny dick white boys be jelly as fuck
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>>251496625
Nah, it's the same artist that did the OP pic and they mostly draw futa.
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>>251495729

>skinnyfat /cgl/ slut
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>>251497583
This post just made you fail as a nigger
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>>251497441
Wellp. She'll be dead from AIDS in a few years. ;_;7
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samus should look like this
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>>251489418
She's a space amazonian.

Well, she was. Japanese canon was never like that, and after Other M, that canon applies to all interpretations.
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>>251497528
>muscly chicks with cute faces that would be 1000x cuter without the muscle.
Nah, the contrast between cutie and muscles is important. Sam wouldn't be as interesting with the muscles.
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>>251497510
Me too. Nice taste by the way.
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>>251497878
jesus why are her feet so tiny
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>>251497878
>those feet
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>>251497915
what are you talking about, samus has no muscles. unless that's what you're trying to say
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>>251497878
a bit more muscle tone, not bulk, but yea nearly perfect
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>>251488694
Why?
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>>251497452

When will /v/ learn that Samus being qt3.14 does not mean a metroid game will be shit.

Other M was shit because Sakamoto is probobally nintendo's worse guy, even during the super metroid era he was on a heavy leash because he's Japanese George Lucas.

Why else would they put him to work on Warioware?
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>>251494394
2small
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>>251498138
I wasn't talking about Samus, just girls in general.
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>>251496682

>liking a strong girl is gayer than liking men

I don't think I'll ever understand this argument
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Maybe she should look like this
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>>251488694
Stop trolling /v/ and get back to drawing dickgirls, Nikcesco.
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>>251497125
Don't impose your Eurocentric standards of beauty on us, shitlord
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the only correct answer
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>>251498443
If you like masculine features, that means you'll catch the gay?
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>>251498649
fuck tumblr
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>>251498649

>Zac Gorman
That is a good comic, though.
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>>251498649
Fucking Zac Gorman this did not need to be fucking animated
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>>251498443
it's not an argument, it's the sound of poor taste
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>>251497684
I've masturbated A LOT to that skinnyfat /cgl/ slut
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I'd like muscle on Samus but not too buff.
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>>251498649
>cat
>not metroid
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Samus should look like this
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I have never played any metroid games, but I would like to. I have a DS, 3DS and a Wii U
What do?
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>>251498443
>liking a "girl" who has no feminine features and looks like a man is gay

Yes.
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>>251488785
Well. I just found out I'm attracted to the Varia Suit.
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>>251499089
more
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>>251497878
Is this Dangit Grandpa?
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>>251496203
If you like the male form so much then why don't you just admit you're gay
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>>251499107

Super Metroid's on the virtual console I think, and you get can the Prime Trilogy for the Wii.
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>>251499370
if you like shitposting on /v/ so much thenw hy don't you just admit you're gay

>see I can do that too
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>>251499107

You're in luck, the Wii U has most of the best Metroid games on it. You could easily start with Super or the Prime Trilogy, or you could wait another month or two until Zero Mission is inevitably released on the western e-shop, since it's already available in Japan.
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>>251499370
>>251499480
We get it, you're both gay. Just kiss already.
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>>251499089
Damn right she should.
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>>251499370
Don't be so hard on them. Admitting you're gay takes a lot of guts so they have to take it in small steps. They'll accept their lust for men in time.
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>>251499107
you could either emulate the 2D ones (they're all on NES, SNES, and Gameboy, very easy to emulate), or buy them on the virtual shop.
Metroid prime trilogy is on the Wii and has all the good 3D games
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>>251499089

>All that emphasis on the stomach

Sometimes I think fat fetishists are just pregnancy fetishists in denial.
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>>251499503
>paying for roms
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>>251495729
>3D
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Samus should look like this.
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I like it. She takes no shits.
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Samus should look like this
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>>251499107
>DS
you can play zero, fusion and super on VC
thats all
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>>251499480
>I have literally no clue how to use greentext because I am the newest motherfucker on 4chan
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>>251499826
And sees future in balls?
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how's this?
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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FAT SAMUS

OH MY GOD IS THIS A REAL FETISH
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>>251491935
I love chubby but that is just fucking disgusting
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>>251499990
First day on the internet huh? Guess you never met Floor Tile guy. We don't talk about Floor Tile guy.
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>>251499826
Did someone said Samus taking a shit?
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SHE SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS
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>>251499990
it's because of how skin-tight the Zero Suit is
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>>251499928
well why don't you show me around after you suck on my dick a little, anon? :3c

also who are you quoting
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>>251488785
There needs to be more armored Samus porn.

Zero Suit a shit
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>>251493342
Except it's borderline impossible to find porn of young muscular fit girls.

All you get is middle-aged steroid beasts with spray-on tans and clits the size of your thumb.
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>tfw have a qt 3.14 chub girl
>want her to be healthy and a bit more thin
>don't want to hurt her feelings
>She's like varria suit samus you know what I mean by that
Holy shit, she's so sexy and I want to be selfish but I want my baby girl to be healthy.
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>>251495547
I've been on here since 2007 and I've been playing Metroid since I was 6 and I still don't get the tubes joke
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>>251500279
If it looked as squishy as it does there? Yes please.
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>>251500225
I'm quoting you, of course. Not what you said, but what you should have said.
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>>251500180
She looks fine in the first two pictures, but that third is just disgusting.
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>>251499696
>>251499503
Okay, got it, now what order? I have a hard time playing "the same game" with worse graphics as I found out trying to play the hoenn pokemon games after Y
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>>251500352
Don't you dare ruin the image I have in my head of your GF that I'm gonna fap to.
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>>251492917
Yes please
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>>251500180

The chest freckles ruin it. She'd look great otherwise.
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>>251500180
>has freckles on her boobs but not on her face
What sorcery is this
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>>251500180
WHERE HIPS AND THIGHS
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>>251499751

That what it started as then it snowballed from there
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>>251500447
Always go release order
>>251500506
>Implying
She's so great, but fuck, I just don't want her to be fat ;_;
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>>251500385
really?
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>>251500447

The Metroid series is pretty diverse. You could say that Zero Mission is a lot like Super, but even then it would be a stretch.

Personally, I'd say ZM, Super, then Fusion, with the Trilogy at the end or somewhere in the middle if you want to break things up.
>>
>people always hating on fit girls
Ugh. I hate 4chan.
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>>251500225

In the distant past, when a new friend posted 4chan we would ritually tell them to "lurk moar". This would signify that a new user should not post on the board until they've witnessed enough of the boards "Do's and don'ts". In honor of this tradition I must ask yo please stop posting and observe how we do things here until you're fully up to date on how to act.
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>>251499751

I like both
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>>251500447
Super Metroid is a good one to start on imo
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>>251500225
but I didn't. I'm not sure you get how this works, anon, you're a terrible guide.
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>>251500830
this is a good thing, anon. They're more acquirable. I haven't dated a non gymrat girl since highschool.
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>>251497125
The perfect amount of muscle is the original Night Elves, because they don't look roided up.

Amazon is only good because the artist is really good
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>>251500553
I instantly thought of this
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>>251500892
>quotes himself instead of me
>uses greentext totally wrong
lurk more, newfuck
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>>251500830
One thing is a fit girl,another is a she hulk.
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>>251501125
those are pixels, not freckles
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Samus should look like this.
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>>251500994
Pls sauce.
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>>251500994
christian imageboard
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>>251496203
This is crossing the line into roid territory.
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>>251501413
Garbage?
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>>251501280
see you're quoting all wrong again get your shit together anon >:v
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>>251501387
In Mk9 it really accentuates it, but she has freckles damn near everywhere but her face
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how's this look, anons
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>>251500180
>dem freckles
>dum muscles
HNNNNNGH
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>>251501889
tets
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>>251494304
Yeah.
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>>251501579
>emoticons
>quoting self
>telling other person to get shit together

lurk moar newfag
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>>251499751
I have a pregnancy fetish and I sometimes save fat/inflation pics if the just have a big belly and not like gross rolls and 3 chins and shit.
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>>251501889
That gun looks like a hypospray. Does she spend her time drugging and date raping people?
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>>251500830
>mfw closet homos mad about people pointing out their homosexual nature
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>>251502071
nah
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>>251502015
I can't tell which of us is trolling anymore.
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>>251501370
>she hulk
of course not, anon
she-hulk is way too scrawny
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>>251494757
and in aliens, they're dick crickets. Fuck off.
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>>251502214
>Jonathan
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>>251500692
>>251500739
?

I think I got it now. Is there anything I need to know before I start (like story stuff of general gameplay stuff) if I start on Zero Mission or Super
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>>251502214
How's Merry doing
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>>251499778
>voting with your wallet
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>>251502214
Hi Jonathan.
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>>251502476

Nah, both of those things are pretty self-explanatory. If you have questions, just make a thread.

Super Metroid has a run button, though. Remember this, because if you forget you'll get stuck just like every other first-time player does.
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>>251502207
>us
>thinking 4chan is one person
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>tfw they're making two Metroid: Other M sequels as we speak
>Miyamoto only said they were "Prime-like" to bait people into buying them out of hype
>people will buy it by the millions
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>>251502214
>no funny tabs
come on, son, step it up.
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>>251488694
how many samus threads a day have we reached at this point?
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>>251502860
Just imagine if she ended up looking like that in the final game
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>>251502214
>fucking up this bad
come on dude...
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>>251502828
come on ACfag don't ruin this one too
>>
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>>251488694
It's either the full armour (sans helmet is fine) or none of it, just the boots and arm cannon looks weird.

The physique though I'm fine with, far better than what Other M made her look. I want a Samus that looks like she can punch a man through a wall, is that so much to ask?
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>>251502968

Well, it's not like this thread was really good to begin with.
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>>251502968

>fetish thread where people want Samus needlessly sexualized
>not a single person wants good gameplay in the new Metroid
>HURRR DURR NOTHING WRONG HERE
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>>251502214
>using greentext outside of the chans
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>>251502860
Not enough. My Samus folder and my dick crave for more.
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>>251499778
Not supporting things you rike.
I guess I'll pirate the first one, but I'll buy the rest if I like it and
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>>251503078
She really doesn't need to look that burly. Just not the T and A monster that was Other M
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>>251503289
people do want good gameplay, though
seriously ACfag pls throw your computer out the window
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>>251503428

>people do want good gameplay, though

Point out a post in the thread that says that.
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>>251503289
We've all pretty much given up hope on any new Metroid games
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>>251503289
>good gameplay
pls tell me your not talking about prime
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>>251503487
ACfag confirmed for not even pretending to be someone else anymore
please attack your computer with a sledgehammer, thanks
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>>251496357
> This is what "The Hunter" looks like to the pirates
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>>251488694
What if Samus was 6'4'' and had a huge thick girlwiener
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Namefags and tripfaggots ruin everything.
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>>251503681

You didn't answer my rebuttal
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>>251503850
then I would further lament the fact that she isn't a real person
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>>251503850
What if Samus was 8 feet tall and had weird bird features like feather pubes?

What if Samus was autistic and oblivious to normal social conventions because she was raised by birds?
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>>251503984
there were dozens of gush threads over Nintendo saying they're working on 2D and Prime-style Metroids
wasn't kidding about the sledgehammer
3/10 I responded
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>>251504027

Then she'd be super sexy! Infact, the next game should be a dating sim, where you romance Samus and she's all kawaii and sh*t, and blushes whenever talking to you. That would be epic XD.
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>>251504027
Well, people that have worked on Metroid games have confirmed that Samus has feather pubes and is a shemale.
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>>251503850
Well she's like 6'3 already
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>>251494509
>Sprinters being a lot bigger than Long Distance runners because of the intensity of their training

That is a misconception, Sprinters are more built than long distance runners because in long distance running large muscles will slow you down and make you more tired than someone with thin muscles, not to mention they need more nutrients to stay optimal.
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>>251504126

[citation needed]
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>>251503850

All of that was true back in 1994, before Sakamoto ruined everything.
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>>251488694

Best design was Super-era black leotard. Zero Suit is degenerate and doesn't even look vaguely chozo (then again neither does the power suit)
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>>251504242

>that image
>it's okay to dump Samus porn because that isn't degrading to Metroid discussion at all! XD
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>>251488694
I want to fuck teenage short haired tomboy samus
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>>251504254
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/248044161/
here's one
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>>251504291
wat?
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>>251504291
Bueno
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>>251504474
When's the Nuzlocke stream Woolie?
>>
What if Metroid had gameplay that wasn't based around mindless backtracking.
>>
Why are all western characaters gorilla lookalikes? its like fucking Bigfoot is getting married here.
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>>251503850
Little Mac pls
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>>251504434
What's the matter anon, can't stand the sight of a strong woman?
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>>251504716
>exploration the game
>mindless
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>>251504502

>thread is full of porn and attacking people as "primefags" for wanting another Prime or Super styled Metroid
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>>251504451
shut it acfag
go to you corner
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>>251504889
>exploration
>your path is specified by upgrades
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>>251504719
Oddly enough she looked more feminine in her combat clothes. Or maybe its just the angle, I never beat MGS 4. Honestly who could beat that crap?
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>>251504716

What if backtracking was actually bad?

Any game without hard stage progression automatically has backtracking.
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>>251504961

Not until I get my apology from Nintendo for being the worst company to exist this gen. I'd rather support Sony or Microsoft after the horrible things this disgusting excuse of a company has done.
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>>251504728
>zero suit foreskin

this is riddickulous
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>>251504978
Anyone with taste.
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>>251504972
> b-b-b-ut you can explore tiny areas where you can find a wrthless health tank you'll never use because the combat is piss easy or a missiles upgrade!
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>>251498443
what is this picture from?
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Samus should look like this
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>>251504832
no I have a short penis and a weak body it's impossible for me to pleasure a powerfully built woman so I call people who can gay
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>>251504972
>literally never checking out optional paths
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>>251504832
No, I wish I was strong to be worthy of women like that.
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>>251488694
what's the point of being in the zero suit if she has her arm cannon?
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My thoughts on the Zero Suit has always been the same.
I have never had anything against the Zero Suit. It seems to be reasonable at doing what it's supposed to be: an undersuit beneath the Power Suit.

My problem with it has always been that the suit is perceived oversexualized because of not only the fandom, but the use of the Zero Suit in Other M. I still think it has been reasonably used in every other game (you could argue that isn't the case for Smash Bros, as the Zero Suit isn't made for combat).

I have nothing against it being sexualized, I just think it should stay as a fandom-thing, while the games actually makes the Zero Suit an undersuit (which they did up til Other M).

Also, I think she borrowed the heels in Smash from Bayonetta.
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>>251505057
>not even being subtle

this has to be a parody at this point
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>>251503956
>filtering
>not reporting
You are part of the problem
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>>251505181
Super Metroid had optional paths? I remember being able to go anywhere until I hit a colored door that stopped me dead on my tracks
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>>251492917
>>251494568
HOT
DAMN
Name please
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>>251503850

>amazon futa samus
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>>251494729
>>251494324
>>251495305
Form-fitting but appropriate outfits/suits are my favorite thing ever.
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>>251505335
And? We're those doors each linked to an individual key?
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Samus should look like this.
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Never played metroid, but i fap a lot to Samus, HOLY SHEET WHAT A SEXY BETCH.
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>>251505539
An individual beam color or suit upgrade, which is basically the same shit.
Face it, Metroid doesn't have alternative paths, just one linear path you're meant to follow unless you use exploits like morphball jumping to reach places you're not supposed to.
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>>251503289

It is through the engineering of trolls that gameplay vs. attractive samus is a thing

People don't like to say it directly, but something has caused this idea that Samus being attractive is why metroid sucks. That people wanting to see bird tits lead to the creation of other M.

this isn't real, Sakamoto would have fucked the series regaurdless of him wanting to turn a character into a waifu.
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>>251505509
acfag doesn't admit he is acfag
you do
you are parody
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>>251505791
Metroid does have a route you're supposed to follow when you don't know shit, and then one for when you completely dominate the game. There is a wide array of diverse routes in between those.
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>>251505228
>you could argue that isn't the case for Smash Bros, as the Zero Suit isn't made for combat
And then you remember that SSB is just the master hand playing with action figures
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>>251488694
Keep her a capable character who acknowledges her actual parents and doesn't cry at shit she's done before, and I will be happy with this being Samus for eternity.
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GUISE GUISE WHAT IF SHE WAS A LESBIAN AND SHE UH BANGED ANOTHER SPACE BOUNTY HUNTER THAT WAS A TOMBOY THAT'D BE RAD RIGHT?
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>>251505973

I really don't care what you call me. Why am I not allowed to be angry at Nintendo for this outrage?
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>>251506041
Who's the tomboy bounty hunter?
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>>251494324
Nintendo should not be allowed to control their own characters. They have zero restraint.
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>>251492917
how can she still maintain breasts with all the training?
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>>251506229

Who else?
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>Rosalina is bigger than samus
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>>251505791
>key that opens up a bunch of doors for exploration
>same as constant door,key,door
You don't know what your doing anon
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>all these buff fetishist thinking Samus should be buff as fuck
>they don't realize she's fucking wearing a POWER SUIT that enchances her fucking strength

Why the FUCK would she need to be that buff?
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>>251505962

>People don't like to say it directly, but something has caused this idea that Samus being attractive is why metroid sucks. That people wanting to see bird tits lead to the creation of other M.

You know what caused it? The fans. Everyone here except me loves Other M because of how it shows Samus as sexy and submissive, thus making her the perfect "waifu" for you people. The horrible gameplay which was an afterthought to the terrible drama and faux-romantic drivel found in the cutscenes? Oh, nobody cares about that because Samus is sexy now! And it's because of this that we'll never see a good Metroid game again, because nobody here wants good gameplay. They'll gladly sacrifice it if it gives them shots of Samus in her skimpy suit.
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>>251506252

In some women breast fat is entirely hormonal based and thus the body does not want to give it up.
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>>251506129
you anger is based on stated fallacy
you act as if we need to agree with your anger
you anger is also fake to incite reaction
have your anger all you want

just:
fuck
off
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>>251506423

Come on man the image was already posted
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>>251506392
>muh meek little blonde waifu wearing power armor
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Would you guys want samus to have more sex appeal or more modesty? I personally want bayonetta to get out of my nintendo halo.
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As much as I love Zero Mission, I wish that game never came out. It started all this bullshit about emphasizing samus outside her suit. And next thing you know there are the people that only know her from Brawl fetishizing it, leading to fucking Other M of all things, etc etc etc.
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>>251506642
I ain't saying she should be a skinny bimbo you faggot Im just saying she she should be rocking 13 inch arms and abs bigger than her head.
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>>251506795
>>251506902
>>251506423

Shut up ACfag. Other M was not a bad game. You're just suffering from entitlement.
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