AFTER A WHILE I GOT ANGRY AND STRUCK DOWN ALL THE MUD SLIMES IN ONE FELL SWOOP
NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KEBAB KING
Does anyone else absolutely fucking hate tournaments in floris?
Just downloaded Floris today. Yeah, tournaments are not quite as good. To be honest there are too many options. But then again I'm playing pretty casually for my first Floris playthrough.
COULDNT ACTUALLY ATTACK HIM SO I WENT AND RAZED A VILLAGE TO THE GROUND
THAN I ATTACKED THESE FAGS AND IM CURRENTLY FUCKING THEM UP
This is now Dan Rathers Thread!
THESE FUCKING MUDSLIMES WONT STOP COMING
IT SEEMS THE THREAD IS DEAD NOW
I HAVE TRACKED DOWN THE KEBAB KING BUT WHILE HE WAS FLEEING IN FEAR AND DESTROYED HIS ARMY
I HAVE LAYED HIS HEAD ON A PIKE FOR ALL TO SEE
DAN RATHERS HAS CONQUERED ENOUGH FOR NOW
IT IS TIME FOR HIM TO REST
HE MAY RETURN IN THE FUTURE
GOODNIGHT TO ALL THE LOYAL THE FOLLOWERS
>Watch Youtubers play it sometimes
>They always play it on lowest difficulty setting, -32432% difficulty
>Oh muh gurd i'm soh pro! Love this game XD
>Know they'd get absolutely fucking stomped on anything close to 100 percent difficulty.
My friends been giving me shit for playing on a really low difficulty and sucking at it, even though I've been playing since MnB beta.
>Less health in the first screenshot than the second
I like Dan Rathers, but man. don't cheat, bro.