OUR STORY SO FAR
thank god, i thought you died
IS THE PS1 DONE LOADING YET OP
Bout time
>>250307595
It will never be done.
>ps1 took so long to load it killed the thread
And with that, we will continue the riveting tale of PS1 loading.
forgot to post it in the last thread so here goes
you could've just asked me
>>250307437Except they were laughing at "25"
dis gonna be good
>>250307858
Ha.
>>250307858
damn fuckin straight
>>250307858
Basically.
>>250307858
Sheeiiit
He's almost a quarter of the way loaded.
>>250307858
I love you.
>>250307961
Holy fuck
>>250307858
you planned this didn't you
>>250307961
you're alive
>>250308121
lel
10/10 thread
this is goat thread
Wow I just got here, this is amazing.
>>250307901
>>250307906
>>250307923
>>250307939I don't get it
>>250307408
>The Great Console Race
nice overused joke op
>>250308394
[power of the cell intensifies]
>>250308394
Here we go.
The torch is lit! Let the conference begin.
>>250308394
eh..
>>250308521
finally
>>250308505
Thank you, mods.
>>250308521
DORITO
>>250308521
Take your time.
toasting bread
Well Microshill, I must admit, I didn't think that mongrel mutt of yours would even find the starting line. Congratulations.
> mods patronizing the thread
WOAH
>>250308971
>posting images in an image dump
>>250308971
It was the fuckin 16 year old that started it.
>>250308971
Not even mods dare to let this thread go to waste.
>>250309010
> it's 18 pictures by far
One wouldn't kill.
>>250308971
Thank you mods. We are now free of the shitposting of the past.
>>250308971
Or, just maybe, someone reported the gets posts, which are against the rules, and he banned the retard.
Save it for the Loser Circle, Sonybrony. Xbox happens to be in the best shape of his life.
>tfw I have to leave soon
fuck
Great threads OP
>>250308971
if only they did it every thread
>>250309010
Based on the last thread, there's only about 50 images left to dump. Limit is 250. We're fine.
>>250309143
if only every thread was good
who would have entered the race if not spengbab or patrark?
-You know that horrifying grinding noise some Xbones make? Yeah, that's happening here.-
>>250309247
That's what you get for moving it while it's playing games.
>>250309247
ruh roh
>>250309247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUXl8OLQ1Rg
>>250309247
Kek
>>250309247
Oh dear god whyfuck now I'm going to need to find the sound on youtube for MAXIMUM storytelling
>OC
>tangentially videogame related
Rob, get out.
>>250309343
(((( ;°?°))))
I'll alert customer service.
>>250309247
I bring a relic from the past.
Fate fortold this
>>250309343
>All those shit games
Its almost as if the XBO is sentient and can discern what games are shit before attempting to destroy them...
>>250309526
Hah
>>250309526
>>250309343
My god.
>>250309343
Dear god that noise hurts my soul. All of those games except maybe DR3 are total shit, and yet it still burns deep within me.
>>250309526
Heh
>>250309224
Maybe if every thread was Spongebob things would be different.
>>250309526
Kek'd.
>>250309526
>implying they do anything
>>250309343
God that is horrible.
Haha, good one Sony.
>>250309526
This fucking thread
>>250309343
That's horrifying
>>250309819
THE CHAMP IS HERE
>>250309819
>Haha
I wonder what the Roc--I mean, Wii U smells like when it boots a game
Haha
You goyims ready?
>>250310093
oh cool merchant makes a cameo
>>250307647
But what was in that last spoiler?
>>250310093
at last I truly see
>>250310093
I'm dying, send help
>>250310093
>>250310093
>>250310093
>>250310093
ffffffffpppppppppppppppppjhaaah
>>250310093
>>250309343
>cringe magnitude of 11
Were is the OUYA?
>>250310093
god damn it op
>>250310260
Who?
>>250310260
they weren't let in
>>250310260
Still at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Xw9DNC_vQ
AHH! A RAT!
>>250310093
comedy gold
>>250310093
that nose fits too well
>>250310093
My fucking sides
>>250310260
standing outside
>>250310260
parking lot
No Nintendo that is merchant ally EA.
>>250310383
someone pls be screencaping the rest of this
>>250310502
Please stop, OP. You're killing me here.
>>250310502
>>250310502
Nintendo knows best
>>250310502
>OP actually took the time and effort to put spongebobs arm over the nintendo logo
It's the little things
We're ready to start the shilling of the American masses.
>>250310953
Top lel.
>based mods protecting Spongebob thread
>>250310953
>>250310746
Anything symbolized as Patrick is a way of making fun of things.
And do you even know how much that rock had to go through? Heck, you are the one bringing consolewarshit in this thread. I just want to enjoy it.
I am so glad the Mods are keeping this thread shitposter free. This is the best thread I've seen on /v/ in a long while.
Why do people identify themselves based on what console they own?
How pathetic can you get?
>>250311075
Spongebob threads, just like Spongebob games, are far better than they have any right to be.
>People actually think this is a nintendo shilling thread
>They weren't here for the frycook games episode two nights ago
Speaking of which, how's the full episode coming along?
>>250311232
>lovable simpleton who beats his peers without trying
Yeah nintendo sure is getting BTFO in this representation.
Okay, PS4, let's show these common, inferior consoles the true meaning of superior hardware!
>>250311443
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
>>250311405
Oh yeah, I forgot about that thread, can't wait for the whole video
>>250311443
Thank you OP, most of us love you.
>>250311443
OP I need some fucking sleep but Im seeing this to the end.
>That thread clean up
Thank you based Janitor
>>250310953
>>250311443
be faster, OP
Alright Xbox, listen up, the competition is going to be fierce. You're the Xbone, the VCR, the >always online. Everybody's already counting you out. Now get out there and win, so we can rub Sony's big fat nose in it!
>>250311443
The Ps4 is a cutie.
>>250311443
we're so close to the end now
>>250309343
It hurts even more when you recall the PS1's "Pvvvvvt
..
hiss boop"
then this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RBE1_labUc
>>250311637
motherfucker, nearly every post is a laff
>>250311596
>need rest
are you in fucking asia right now?
>>250311637
>You're the Xbone, the VCR, the >always online
Golden.
>>250311637
Looks like I came just in time for the grand finale.
>>250311637
OP my sides are hurting now you mother fucker
>>250311637
>big fat nose
Squid confirmed for shill
Is there a fucking raid going on?
I feel bad for OP.
>>250309343
>Microsoft, with their billions of dollars of R&D STILL can't make a fucking console that works properly out of the fucking box since 2005.
Not even once.
>>250311725
Australia m8. It's midnight and I have to go somewhere in the morning.
This is what you've been training for, WiiU. Please understand, this is why you're here!
>>250311823
the morning shitposters woke up
>>250311857
Winrar confirmed
>>250311857
>Please understand
Fucking hell.
>>250311838
>tfw australian
>tfw finally starting to try and have a normal sleep schedule after staying up till 5am daily
>tfw this story time happens
worth it
>>250307647
whats the last spoiler?
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
>Please understand,
lel
>>250311857
>not prease understand
Still pretty good
>>250311857
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
You all know the Nintendo Wii U is going to pass by again like it did during all their marketing story
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
>please understand
This faggot. It just keeps getting better
>>250311857
>Please Understand
>>250311857
>Please understand
keep'em coming
>>250311948
OP had to take a mega shit and go breaktime
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
THE TIME HAS COME
>>250311857
>Please understand
Oh man, fucking perfect.
>>250311857
>Please understand
Thats pretty good
>>250311857
>please understand
>>250311857
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311943
Right? Yesterday I slept on time, and here I am waiting on some E3 sponge bob parody. But I cant say I'm not enjoying this, good stuff OP.
OP HURRY UP PLEASE.
>>250312121
>>250312081
>>250312047
What the fuck.
Am i missing the joke here?
>>250312080
It's secondary, kill yourself.
>>250312054
AND SO HAVE I
>>250309343
I can't tell whether the disc is raping the console or the console is raping the disc. Either way, they're both fucked.
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250312197
Do you live under a rock? Are you Patrick?
>>250312197
Lurk more, faggot.
>>250312197
I understand your frustration
>>250312197
only oldfags get it ;^)
>>250312197
Yes. You are missing the joke here.
>>250312197
Yep
'Please understand' is a thing iwata says all the times
On your mark... Get set...
GAMES!
>>250312197
Lurk more, watch more Nintendo Directs, etc.
>>250312197
Yeah, it's a pretty big reference dude.
>>250312220
missile launch in 3... 2... 1...
>>250312197
Iwata says "please understand" a lot in the Directs, usually to apologize if the game releases for the Wii U are coming out slowly.
Neogaf were the ones who tried to make it a meme before /v/
>>250312346
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>>250312197
>Please understand
>>250312346
And they're off! With Sony rep, PS4, rocketing out of the starting blocks, leaving the other two competitors in the dust!
>>250312441
Dude nice meme
>>250312487
Confirmed rigged
>>250312487
This metaphor works too well
>>250312346
YES
>>250312487
wiiu is planning a decisive victory
Based Janitors.
>>250312487
Oh boy.
>>250312487
>no gaems
>>250312487
Why is it so percfect?
>>250312346
OH MAN HERE IT CUMS
>>250312487
HOW IS THIS SO FITTING WITH REAL LIFE
>>250311857
>React reasonably
Oh wait fuck, no, wrong board.
>>250312508
nice SHITPOST
>>250312487
HYPE
Go, PS4, show off that Bloodborne baby!!
>>250312197
It's from a Nintendo Direct, or I think last year's Nintendo E3 video.
>>250312712
>microsoftfacewhenbloodbournegoestopc.hpf
>>250312487
>>250312764
And they've been making fun of it themselves in ones after that. Along with "Directly to you", Sakurai almost doing it like three times during the smash bros direct was hilarious
>>250312712
this story has about the same framerate as bloodborne, at any rate
>>250312712
>those reactions
So fucking accurate.
>>250312712
HA! I am excited for Bloodborne though.
>>250312895
What are you doing, XBox?! The race has started! You let PS4 take the lead! Let's go, Xbox. Start showing games! You're blowing everything we trained for! Blowing it!
Thank you based mods.
>>250312712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzDsYEPkSc4
>>250312895
This fucking guy
>>250312895
Fuck.
>>250312895
Oh you
>>250312895
kek
>>250312946
WHERE THE GAMES AT?
>>250312946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
>>250312895
KEK
>>250312946
SHOW ME THE EXCLUSIVES
SHOW ME THE GAMEPLAY
SHOW ME PIZAZZ
It's okay, WiiU. You show your Nintendo Direct when you feel like it.
>>250312954
Everything WAS better in the past BECAUSE we had more thread like this except for one key difference
They weren't constantly molested by faggots screeching about how they didn't like the joke.
>>250312895
>>250313136
PURE GOLD
>>250313136
Yes!
>>250313136
ayy lmao
>>250310093
Goyim is already plural, you dun goofed.
>>250312946
I guess you could sayit's all out of grind.
>>250313136
>when you feel like it.
You're destroying my insides.
>>250313136
You better include tree house somewhere.
>>250313136
>>250313206
Nice meme
>>250307754
>i love bb
>>250312895
tip top kekles
>>250313136
Will that CGI part be 60 fps?
>>250313289
>I love BB
>I love Big Boss
It's always the little things.
Xbox, are you listening to me?! Get the kinect out of your pants right now!
>slow ass op
>memelords
>ebin reaction pics
epic simply epic
>>250313356
>>250313136
>Nintendo Direct
>Please understand
>>250313404
>>250313404
ebin
>>250313404
>>250313404
If the audience starts thanking Nintendo for the marketing my sides will enter orbit.
>>250313404
>that arm
fuck me
>>250313426
Blame moot's decision of adding more time to the post timer if posting pictures
>>250313570
Don't count on that in this nintendo praising thread.
>>250313404
>this fucking thread
Pure gold OP
Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Xbox! Show Sunset Overdrive! Show games! GOGOGOGO
>>250313663
>Nintendo praising thread
>Patrick is shown as a bumbling retard in pretty much every episode
>>250313663
I'd wouldn't be surprised if the underage /v/ doesn't remember this episode of spongebob.
>>250313756
>no U on the rock
>>250313756You forgot the WiiU logo on the rock
>>250313756
>Sunset Overdrive
It's over
>>250313758
And he's still lovable.
>>250313771
fuck off
>>250313554
Kusosawa is ban-evading, that's why he's getting hit with the janitor stick.
>>250313756
Where is the wii-u logo?
>>250313756
>No WiiU on Rocky
M-Muh immersion
>>250313756
> Sunset Overdrive
More like...
>>250313771
he is just deleting you, tripfag.
posting to lurk
>>250313756
AH SHIT
>>250313554
bbbbnnn
>>250313831
>>250313837
because thats where gaming journalism thinks the wii U is at while its actually on its way to victory
>>250313756
SHOW THEM THAT SILKY SMOOTH 22 FPS COME ON
>>250313404
>>250313852
Exactly like Spongebob, since he's the hero, you know. But you don't see anyone screaming "HURR XBONE SHILL GO AWAY"
>>250313917
>Not Sunset Overhype
>>250313852
no
new patrick is far from lovable
have you even seen the new spongebob?
>>250313771
We're here for the OP's dump.
As long as that's here I don't give a fuck about the plethora of shitty reaction images.
Fuck off faggots
Keep doing G*d's work Mod
And there goes Xbox One out of the starting gate. Oh, hang on, folks.
>>250313963
Deepest lore
>>250313663
oh lighten up, this is obviously an Xbone hate thread but i enjoy itAll Hail Xbone-tan
>>250313994
>have you even seen the new spongebob?
Why would anybody want to do that?
>>250313994
>watching new spongebob
>not realizing it peaked at the movie
>tfw cgi movie soon
>>250313997
why is this guy ubisoft?
>>250313997
>not I love cock
>>250313964
>Implying you can't deliever smooth feel with less than 60FPS
What is:Nvidia Titan singlecore capabillities?
>>250313994
I stopped watching after the movie.
>>250313831
>>250313837
Mario Kart 8
>>250313907
>>250313898
>>250313831
Its Mario Kart 8. WiiU is already ahead.
>>250313997
>hang on
WHAT IS HABENING
>>250313983
>not Sunkist Orangejuice
He doesn't look so smooth.
>>250314123
>>250313981
Spongebob is being an ass in this scenario.
>>250314068
this guy got the right idea
everything post movie is garbage
Nick right now is just failed shows, spongebob/FoP milking, and Korra
>>250314140
>>250314123
Deepest. Lore.
>>250314204
HES STUTTERING
>>250314035
>Not having 5 little shits annoying the shit out of you to change the channel to nickoldeon in 2001.
Not sure how I made it out alive
>>250314204
My sides
>>250314204
HE'S SILKY
>>250314204
>>250314204
>people can't get over their love/hate for a company long enough to enjoy a laugh at all of them
>>250314204
Where is the vertical tearing?
>>250314204
BUT THE LOWER FPS MAKES IT MORE CINEMATIC
>>250314204
Come on don't overheat now
>yfw blue shell
>>250313917
>>250313983
>Not Sunset Slowerdrive
>>250313994
I'm not 12 anymore so no.
>>250314305
People can't understand that idort is the true master race.
>>250314204
Tick of approval m80
>>250314213
But in the whole show is the hero. And always the protagonist no matter what. Are you implying OP shouldn't be called out for putting micorosoft as protagonist? No, fuck off.
Not good enough, Xbox, not good enough! Faster! Cheaper! More games!
>>250314204
>s-s-silky s-smooth 20fps
>>250314204
Jesus Christ my sides.
>>250314430
>cheaper
HAAH, WAAW.
>>250314430
>ditch the kinect if you have to
>>250314313
>tears
>>250314424
This 'parody' isn't based on the whole show, it's based on this one scenario. Protagonists are also not always likeable, so I don't know what you're trying to imply by bringing this up.
>>250314386
Idort is the superior choice, but to be honest the PS4 and XB1 dont exactly have impressive enough libraries to justify the space they take up on my desk
The WiiU on the other hand does.
>>250314430
THIS IS, HUH, WOW
I do not like the look of this shuddering!
>>250314386
more like goy race
>>250314602
I plan on getting a PS4 at some point down the line, I need my JRPG fix
>>250314650
OH SHIT, FUCK, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>250314650
>shuddering
>>250314650
>inb4 caps at 30
>>250314650
Look at that
>>250314650
>>250314650
>>250314650
DISC DRIVE !
>>250314650
He's nuclear!
can someone tell me how this is at all funny
It's just the normal stuff you see on /v/ like silky smooth 30 fps
>>250314650
DRRRDRRRDRRRDRRRRR
>Sound Xbone made on launch when inserting disc
>>250314650
>>250314785
HE'S WIIIIIILLLLLLDDDD
>>250314824
Piss off newfag
>>250314824
there are some heh moments but there are also some pure gold jokes too
>>250307647
fuck it ill ask one more time
WHATS THE SPOILER
>>250314824
If you don't get it, you don't get it
>>250314824
Because it's being delivered in a creative way. Relax and enjoy the ride.
>>250314586
Then not even the character of Patrik, that you describe as likeable, isn't true. He's painted like an idiot here, and so is nintendo. So you all "buh buh muh nintendo pandering" is just plain stupid. Because not in this episode nor in other episodes, Patrik is painted as a likeable character.
>>250314908
just a note from OP saying he's taking a break or something, nothing story related
>>250314920
Go play video games.
>>250314650
>>250314908
OP saying he needed a break.
>>250314908
it was op going get food
>>250314908
OP saying he goes to take a dump so he'll continue later
>>250314824
nintendo is owning sony and microsoft so it's epic
>>250314908
He said he'd take a break to eat and make the rest
there were no new ones for a while after that
>>250314956
>gary
>>250314956
>Gary
>>250314650
>not stuttering
YA BLEW IT
>>250314956
>gary
>>250314956
>Gary
>>250314824
Because it's making the same jokes but now it's referencing things I recognise! Just like Family Guy.
>>250314956
>Gary
OP PLEASE
>>250314956
>gary
oh my god
>>250314930
people are overreacting though. Sure, there are some pretty good jokes here and there, but overall this is just another >silky smooth 30 fps thread
>>250314956
>Gary
Well, yeah.
>>250314956
>gary
>>250314956
>Gary
pls
>>250314956
>Gary
REMOVE OP remove op
>>250315073
>>250315075
>>250315083
>>250315084
The fourth wall is collapsingLike his chances to win
>>250314956
YOU FUCKED UP OP
TRHEAD OVER EVERYONE GO HOME
>>250315092
If you don't like it you can leave you know
>>250314956
OP QUICK DO A REPOST BUT SAY XBOX
PLEASE
DO IT
the screen cap.....needs it.....
>>250314956
>Gary
OP'S LOSIN IT
HE'S LOSIN IT
>>250314956
>Gary
>>250314956
Be honest, OP. Are you doing these on the spot?
>>250314956
>Gary
>>250314956
>>250314956
>>250314956
YOU BLEW IT
>>250315168
Hah.
>>250315118
>Quality
>shitposts
Choose MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT
I know a certain somebody that is mad in this ~threeaad
>>250315226
>Update
>>250315221
>>250315214
>>>250314956
>>250315204
>>250315196
What was it?
KEEP GOING OP
KEEP GOOIIINNNGGG
OP IS A RETARD
EVERYONE GO HOME ABANDON THREAD
guys leave op alone he might stop
>>250314956
It's okay OP, everybody makes mistakes :3
>>250314936
No, he's painted as the guy who's taking it easy while his peers are tryharding, peers who despite trying hard will ultimately lose to the "idiot", making them even worse.
I mean I'm not sure if you're just too stupid to see this or chock full of fanboy cognitive dissonance but it's not healthy.
>>250314956
You must be sweating so hard at how badly you just fucked up.
>>250314956
>Gary
lol
>>250314956
>Post deleted
Too late. So many anons saw you blow it like your mom last night.
Come on, Xbox, it's a race! A race! Have you heard of 'em?! People are talking Xbox! They know you can't run Watchdogs! FASTER FASTER FASTER!
>he actually deleted it
WHOOPSIE
>>250315301
OP said "Gary" instead of "Xbone".
>>250314956
>Gary
You fucked up
Immersion ruined
0/10 shit thread
>>250314956
>gary
It was going so well
>>250315356
You can delete your own posts, you know.
Bottom right corner.
>>250315374
There we go
REPOST IT RIGHT AND WE'LL JUST PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>250315301
Check the archive, for fuck's sake.
>>250315374
Saved it
>Getting this mad about a single mistake
Jesus you guys are entitled fucks. Finish the story yourselves, I'm out of this shit hole.
>>250315374
CRISIS AVERTED
>>250315374
ily OP
>>250315374
Backpedaling won't save you now faggot
>>250315374
elelele
>>250315374
Nice save.
>>250315374
Like it never happened.
>>250315301
it said come on gary instead of come on xbox
>immersion >>250315374
>>250315301
OP wrote Gary instead of Xbone
>>250315374
it's too late op, it's... over.
>>250315374
Thank you OP
>>250315374
>Not Watch_Dogs
It's fine I GUESS but still
>>250315374
SAVED
>>250315301
he called it gary instead of xbox.
>>250315374
>that damage control
>>250315374
Smooth as butter!
>>250315374
saved
>>250315374
>Xbox
>>250315374
2latte the damage is unfixable
>>250314703
fair enough, but at the moment it seems like most of the JRPGs are still coming out on the PS3
I might get an XBone in a few years myself, since I dont really care about JRPGs, and by then it might have a few good gaems
>>250315374
better
>>250315374
Now that's more like it.
>>250315374
the day one patch
>>250315445
>Entitled
lel
Also that reply was under 1 minute timer.
>>250315374
That's better.
>>250315374
YOU'VE BEEN FORGIVEN OP
Can you stop being retards for once in your lives and enjoy this?
>>250315445
This, fuck you faggots
>>250315374
Whew, we're safe. For now.
>>250315374
back to archival status
He's pushing that console too hard!
>>250315374
Back to our regularly scheduled programming
>the sheer number of people who INSTANTLY responded to OP's slight slip up just to be haughty and condescending about it
You people will really do anything to feel superior won't you?Yes, I'm entirely aware of the irony in my post
>>250315571
we are enjoying it, a post for every little thing means we care
>>250315374
Keep going OP, this is great.
Please don't mind the shitposters. They're a vocal minority and I'm sure lots of people are lurking your thread and laughing
>>250315575
OP why don't you go back to making the images instead of shitposting?
>>250315374
2latte
>>250315226
>>250315214
Not knowing who based gary is.
>>250315374
Based OP fixes his mistakes.
>>250315542
Yeah, most Japanese devs will probably take a while to switch over, same thing happened with the PS2->PS3 transition, PS2 exclusives were still coming out for like 2-3 years after the PS3 was out. I think the last Super Robot Wars game on the PS2 came out in like 2009.
>>250315629
>I LOVE BB
>>250315629
OH SHIT, I'M SORRY
>>250315629
>Ubisoft.
Hehehe.
>>250315629
Is that a pc poster?
>>250315629
xbox can take it, nigga, it has the power of the shell
INFINITE
PROCESSING
POWER
>>250315629
oh shit
>>250315571
Signs point to no.
>>250315680
Oh no, you sure got OP.
>>250315374
GUYS GUYS! Maybe OP did the Xbox 180?!
>>250315629
IT'S GONNA BREAK!
>>250315374
I SAW NOTHING
>>250315629
THAT BASTARD, HE'S GOT KONAMI'S CUP
>>250315658
At least you found away to feel superior to all of them.
>>250315735
Sorry for what?
>>250315629
Did he steal Knoami's mug?
>>250315658
go back to making images, OP.
>>250315809
>>250315374
Microsoft's fault
>>250315809
No it'll do a 360 then walk away
>>250315680
>People are talking OP! they know you can't run a good thread! FASTER FASTER FASTER
Faster, Xbox, faster, faster, faster, faster!
>>250315927
COME ON YOU CAN DO IT
>>250315629
>>250315927
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
>>250315927
>137
holy shit just how long is this?
>>250315927
Oh shit we're nearing the 30 FPS lock!
>>250315927
INCOMING!
>>250315927
CMON XBOX
>>250315927
>philspencer.jpeg
>>250316004
>F5
Will he ditch the Kinect to gain some speed only to cap at 30?
>>250315927
Faster?
>>250316004
>F5
>4chan
>2014
>>250316048
Sponge no Pico
>>250316004
>F5
Your new is showing
>>250316048
spongu no robert
>>250316004
>not checking the auto box
>>250316037
>two of those posts made in the exact same second
>>250316048
boku no sponge
>using F5
>>250316012
We're almost near the end
>>250315927
Fun fact: On PC, the entire story up to this point takes place in less than one second.
>>250316150
OH SHIT
>>250316150
OH FUCK
An now comes the part where Xbox turns 360 degrees too much
>>250316004
This is the type of person who eats this crap up.
>>250316150
NOOOOO YOU ALMOST MADE IT
>>250316150
OH SHIT CALL MICROSOFT COSTUMER SERVICE.
>>250316150
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
>>250316150
BAM!
>>250316150
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>250316150
OH NO, HE SHREDDED THE DISC
>>250316150
OH FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE
>>250316150
SHIT NIGGA
>>250316004
>Look guys I've been here forever!
>>250316150
HERE WE GOOOO
>>250316004
>still using F5
>2000+14
How new are you?
>>250316150
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>250316150
>>250316150
KABOOOOM!!!
SPLOOOOOSH!!
>>250316150
Well, there goes Kinect.
>>250316150
SSSSHHHHHEEEIIIIITTT
>>250316150
It's over.
>>250316146
tl;dr
>>250316150
FUCK
>>250316150
AAAAAAAAAA HE'S FINISHED
>>250316150
RIP IN PEACE XBONE
>>250316150
>>250316150
WHAT THE FUCK NO
>>250316150
OH SHIT
>>250316150
ripip xbone
>>250316150
>Interlaced screenshot
YOU BLEW IT
>>250316150
RROD
>>250316004
>>250316150
wow...
Huh?
>>250316004
>f5
4chanX motherfucker.
>>250316150
SPOILER THAT SHIT, SHILLDREN LURK HERE
>>250316150
>>250316150
DO IT FOR BILL, COME ON! DO IT FOR ESPN!
This thread is bringing back wonderful childhood memories of watching the good old SpongeBob. Thank you, OP.
>>250316367
dont cry bby
>>250316367
YEAH NOW YOU KNOW NIGGA
>>250316367
>>250316367
Rev up that damage control Microsoft
>>250316396
Go figure
>>250316367Please have him turn into Phil during the apology at the end ;_;
>>250316367
SO ACCURATE
>>250316367
now comes the part where microsoft begs the xbox for forgiveness
>>250316396
You mean like a year ago?Just kiddin man I feel it too, sweet nostalgia
>>250316396
>Spongebob
>Childhood
Get out, underage
Make a new thread before it 404
I'm convinced half this thread is underage
>inb4 shut up shitposter
not a lot of this story is funny, but maybe it's just because I've already seen it before
>>250316367
>Microsoft facing reality
>>250316396
Yeah I love this new spongbob memes
>>250316367
DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>250316529
shut up shitposter
>>250316514
b8
>>250316150
HELL NAW
>>250316146
I wonder if the janitor even read my post. Oh well.
>>250316150
Looks like the Xbone's popularity is simplybooming
>>250316514
Spongebob is 13 years old anon.
>>250316448
>posting a spongebob based meme used to make fun of ps3 in a spongebob thread years later to make fun of xbone
I laffed
Oh, looks like Xbox One just had an error!
>>250316514
>you're now manually aware of spongebob being 15 years old
>>250316514
But spongebob was my childhood. I was 8 years old in 2002
>>250316367
Ya fucked up Microsoft. It wouldn't have come to this if you just stopped trying.
>>250316639
AHAHAHAHA
>ERROR
>>250316625
w-what did you just say
>thread has already reached bump limit before reaching the image limit because of ban evading shitposters and /v/ being inable to properly deal with them despite the janitor being hard at work
HURRY THE FUCK UP, OP
>>250316367
We will start over.
>>250316619
Fuck off carlos
>>250316639
just a little error, nothing customer support can't fix
>>250316515
I'd wait for the shitposters to go to bed though
>>250316514
I was 9 years old when it first aired. I'd call that childhood.
>>250316639
>ONE ERROR
ya blew it.
>>250316639
XBONE IS KILL
>>250316514
>yfw you realize the average viewer that watched Spongebob when it first aired is now about 25 years old
>>250316529
>I'm convinced half this thread is underage
With all these people referencing Spongebob as their childhood, I'm inclined to agree.
But I'm just a wizard, what do I know? I think I was starting high school when the show first aired. 1999 I think?
>>250316514
>Spongebob first aired in 1999
If you were 3 when spongebob came out, you'd be 18 now.
>>250316713
When is their bedtime again? Like 7?
This thread is one of the best things I saw in a long time.
>>250316667
But this was the only time they did try.
WE HIT DA BUMP LIMIT
>>250316680
I said it's 13 years old.
As in I was six when it came out.
>>250316726
I was 13-14. Still childhood.
>>250316713
yeah that is a good idea but when is the next time because work is fucking taking away too much of my time
Oh, make that two folks!
>>250316514
>SpongeBob is almost 16 years old
>I was watching it when it came out, around age 5
Do the math, I'm not underage.
>>250316639
R.I.P.
>>250316684
/v/ is insufferable.
>>250316639
>not out of the ring
>>250316751
The show is 15 years old.
>>250316835
SIDES
I
D
E
S
>>250316625
No he isn't, in the movie it shows that he's been working at the Krusty Krab for over 31 years.
>>250316813
N-no..
>>250316835
>>250316835
RIP
>>250316639
>ubisoft admitting errors
If in doubt, it's a feature
>>250316751
I was 10 when SpongeBob first aired in '99. I assume the average user-base on /v/ is between 16 (true underagefags) and 25 or so. You're what, 30? Anyone who was 10 when SpongeBob first aired is 25 by now.
>>250316802
I guess the moral here is to be better safe than sorry.
>>250316835
NOOOOOOOOOO XBOX NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>250316835
Xbox.
Go home...;_;
>>250316835
what the fuck nigga spoiler that shit that's fucking nasty
>>250316897
the show you moron
>>250316835
NOOOOOOOOOO XBONE!!!!!!!
>>250316920
Balto?
>>250316835
TWO ERRORS
TWO
TWOOOOOOOO
>>250316835
GOD HOLY FUCK
>>250316835
XBONE NO
>>250316835
YO XBOX
>>250316909
My bad, I thought it came out in 2001.
I meant to say four years old.
>>250316835
UGH GORE HORRIFYING
>>250316975
no you
>>250316835
Bye bye Xbox.
>>250316835
xbox is ded
>>250316926
Don't forget people in other countries. I watched it in German, and took a couple years to get translated, if I'm not completely wrong.
>>250316926
Yeah, it's not nearly as bad as I thought. Apparently Family Guy came out around the same time?
>>250316835
Poor Xbone, tried so hard this year.;_;
>>250317032
10/10 golden
Uhh, Xbox?
>>250317032
KEK
>>250317093
You tell me.
>>250317032
You motherfucker
>>250317032
Fuck off
Youre ruining OP's thing
>>250317115
hue
>>250317032
I never lurked these threads/really watched his vids, so I don't get it. are to explain, /v/?
>>250317115
go home xbox
>>250317115
fuck.jpg
good work microshit
>>250317115
Heh
>>250316948
>Better safe than sony.
>>250317115
go home, xbox.
go home...
>>250316835
;_____;
>>250316625
I remember watching the first ever episode that piloted ON THE ORIGINAL PILOT DAY. I was at local car shop with my ma, waiting for the mechanics to finish their work. They had a TV in the waiting room.
It doesn't feel like 13 years anon.
>>250316835
Without eyes you can't tell the difference in resolution and framerate!
>>250317167
DSP is basically a retard and when he makes a mistake he usually goes WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW and then state that there was nothing he could do and blames the game
ip ost in dis thread lol
>>250317167
you've got to see it first
great snail race
>>250316625
Anon, it started in 1999 so it's actually 15 years old
>>250317185
>>250317185
>>250317185
>>250317231
I fucked up, it's 15 years.
Plus a removed kinect! Ooh and the poor thing is still going for it!
>>250317167
He's a retarded youtuber that always complains about everything even though is always his own fault when something goes wrong
>>250317115
GET OUT OF HERE XBONE
>>250317256
My god..... what innovation!
>>250317057
u wot m8 u sheisty lil kunt
>>250317324
>broken logo.
bravo.
>>250317231
I remember watching it on the first day too, we had just gotten cable a week before, I finally had more cartoons to watch than Arthur.
>>250317324
THE POWER OF THE NEXT GEN!!!!!!
>>250317324
Xbox... ;_;
>>250317324
RIP
>>250317324
picture perfect
>>250317324
OH SHIT
>>250317324
xbone pls
>>250317032
>Woooooooow.png
>>250317324
>Removed kinect
muh sides
If I post images does that count to the image limit?
>>250317324
>that broken logo
is OP god
>>250317324
Pls go home Xbox ;_;
>>250317324
WE HIT THE BUMP LIMIT NIGGA
>>250317324
SAVE THE HALOS!
>>250317324
;_;7
>>250317509
no, your images are different
W-We'll just call those features, Xbox! You can take a break now if you want to!
>>250317324
That's some good editing on the logo.
NEW THREAD PLEASE
>>250317324
this is why I still come here
>page 7
>bump limit
Waiiit
>>250317324
>that logo
>>250317548
It's too late Spongebob
It was always too late
>>250317548
>features
SUDDENLY UBI!
>>250317548
YOU DONE FUCKED UP MICROSOFT
>>250317509
It no longer matters anyways.
Thread will be hitting Bikini Bottom before OP can finish his story.
>>250317548
>Features.
OP
BAKE NEW BREAD
>>250317324
MOSHI MOSHI DEATH DESU
>>250317548
>Implying Microsoft can even take a break
OP here.
Setting up new thread. Look out for it.
>>250317548
Silly Microsoft, there are no brakes.
>>250317738
LINK IT IF YOU GOT IT
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>250317681
That doesn't even make sense you shit damn fuck
>>250317738
Thanks.
>>250317738
please post link here, catalog is convoluted.
>>250316150
God damn this show was so fucked for being a children's show.
BASED
>>250317110
Nintendo>microsoft>sony
>>250317871
>He never watched Ren & Stimpy or Courage
Cartoons used to have balls.
>>250317864
>Search Great console race on catalog
>right there for you
>>250317871
>implying there wasn't worse
Angry Beavers, PPG, anything else? How new?
>>250317871
its god damn teletubbies in comparison to ren & stimpy
>>250317864
>sort by creation date
You know, OP wouldn't have to make so many threads if you guys didn't post 5 million reaction images to every post.
>>250318052
how was ppg bad?
>>250317873
>Microsoft > Anything
Yeah, nah.
>>250318059
HAPPENING
>>250317981
>>250318062
I immediately thought of ren and stimpy too.
>>250318101
Holy shit
I didn't even realize this was a thing
Thanks Anon
>>250318052
powerpuff girls was kinda fucked for a kids show
like there was some deep shit you wouldn't understand as a kid
I couldn't shake off the feeling of it
>>250318128
Not him but PPG satirized feminists once.
>>250318059
>>250318059
>>250318059
MIGRATION TIME BUDDIES
>>250318059
>>250318059
>>250318059
>>250318127
But how he would know we are invested in the story?
>>250318059
New thread.
>>250317981
>>250318052
>>250318062
Ahh real monsters is nightmare fuel sometimes.
>>250318129
>thinking sony won
yeah no
>>250314070
djwheat etc loved ubisoft or something
>>250317873
>urimplyingitwrong
>>250318320
>thinking Microsoft and Nintendo were better
it's ok, next year brahski
>>250318059
>act 3
get in here fags
>>250318320
>thinking anybody won
It's modern E3, the tard olympics so to speak, you only go there to show yourselves up in front of your investors. The only way to win is not to play, which is precisely what Nintendo did.