Nobody actually thinks this De Blob rip-off game is fun, they're just here for the squid loli porn.
Bunch of fucking pedophiles you are, alll of you.
>You will never have enough keys to pay autists to made splatoon pc mods.
Orange and Blue = Tomboy rivals, have a crush on each other
Cyan and Magenta = Most friendly girls, only play for fun and hold no grudge against opposing teams
Green and Purple = Absolute dicks to everyone, take the game very seriously and only cares about winning, humongous ego
Alright you know the deal, post your team color /v/.
Tealfag reporting in
KNOWN COLORS SO FAR
Pink vs Teal
Orange vs Blue
Green vs Purple
here is the list, please shota artist check it out
I will be lurking in the shadows, tell me if anyone wants something added.
please don't hate on any of the squid subjects.
No. Stop. Bad. Don't shit on this game and try to flame bait. People have been asking for a new IP from Nintendo for a while, and every single time a new one was made, there was a mild amount of hype and then shitposting galore. Now we don't even have biweekly threads about them.
non-lewd fanart colection
keep posting anons
>implying this game hasn't already been made, milked for sequels and completely forgotten
I'd like to see one of them giving a high-five to an Inkay, something like pic related.
I'm just basing it on what the promotional screens shows
Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me,
I just played a game,
No ordinary game,
A game filled with squid loliiiiiiis,
Hey man you got to try this game,
It's no ordinary game,
It's the lewdest vidya on the /v/.
AH De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO MY DICK RIGHT NOW
How can one being be so perfect?
>imgur full of porn
HOW THE FUCK.
MOOSE I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE
Does anybody have kachidoki/kiwami (or fuck it kiwami alone) actually stocked right now?
ALSO SPLATOON. Can't wait to steamroll niggs with that paint roller thing in the trailer. Looks like it'll end up being the high paint, low speed weapon? Something like that? Maybe it's for support players (like medic/spy for TF2 for example?)
>and every single time a new one was made, there was a mild amount of hype and then shitposting galore. Now we don't even have biweekly threads about them.
Because nintendo fans only use their hype to make/fap to porn of the games in question and don't actually care about gameplay.
Nah, it should be
Hotblooded rival tomboy
Kawaii imouto-esque character
well, here's the smug squid that was requested, partially colored. i'll have to finish it tommorow, so anon who requested it will have to look out for it, if he's still here.
i'll keep an eye out for it, thanks again
White=Cumdumpsters, shoot actual semen
I read this doujin once
Wasn't good for the porn but I was actually kinda interested in the plot
indian chick was pretty hot
Did this game get a date, gonna buy the SHIT out of it
>Gun Tribe wasn't good for the porn
No, get over it and acknowledge it, at least its not a watermark
Yes, quit fucking saying this. WE ARE ACTUALLY HYPED FOR THE GAME, WE'RE JUST REALLY BUSY WITH THE WHOLE PORN THING RIGHT NOW.
Sorry for the capslock, but you're like the hundredth person to make that exact complaint.
squidmilf by uno makoto
Lolis and squids go together really well. Add in ink being shot at one another and the ink in question emulates cum of a very sticky variety and you have hot sticky squid lolis blasting hot sticky ink on one another.
I want this this Splatoon form because this is the way I feel about these threads
I hope you are still ready in a near two year span.
We have only began this ride. We still have to go through the stages where:
>Threads get called cancer
>Rumors of something to demoralize people waiting for the release
>Shitposters in full swing using some kind of exploiting troll device like a quote or pretending to be an annoying autist
>/v/ elders denying threads in full swing because the trolls were successful
>game release is plagued by problems
>everyone moving on to something else
Hype trains have a dark side.
I can guarantee that I'll still play though. I'll remind you with a screencap once the time is right.
cammon man, your list is already outdated,
I already changed the way it looks, and added a lot more.
can't you just let me have my list?
You post them and I guess someone adds them to the album if you see them?
its two separate dudes compiling the pics i think.
They make their own over time but mostly recycle their teammates spent loads
WHY HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU DONE 4KOMA YET
Just want to hype up the game a bit, as that E3 Treehouse gameplay left out a lot of cool shit from the trailer.
>FUCKING ROLLER PAINTERS
>FUCKING NUCLEAR SPLAT ATTACK
Friends, if they have other types of modes, a colorful assortment of weapons, and a nice online, we might just have ourselves the best arena shooter since OG TF2.
Not gonna hate her just because it's her. DeBlob was legit fun, and Splatoon will be as well.
>Anon-kun, please stop pressing X, you're going to make me squid...
>most likely exclusively likes it because most of the cast is female
its not going to stop me from enjoying it, but the fact that shes so fucking shallow and desperate for attention does bother the shit out of me
But that has already been done.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Frankly I'm more hype for Captain Toad right now because I absolutely adored those levels in SM3DW and I don't play many multiplayer games but this, that and Bayo1 being bundled with 2 made me very happy I purchased a Wii U last year.
Thanks Nintendo, for making me aware of a fetish I didn't know I had.
Why won't you listen to your fans Nintendo?
Any idea if it is set in the mario universe?
The squid designs remind me a lot of the mario squids and for some reason it all looks a lot like some of the enviroments and effects in sunshine.
We already know that world is big enough to somehow have mushruum kingdom and the donkey kong forests and other shit.
Also, if they are part of that world, we could have a squid in the next mario games.
Because god damn they sure need more characters for their mario karts/party/sports shit so they don't have to fill the cast of babies and baby bowasers.
Game confirmed for best shooter of all time
Other companies, are you even trying?
I better see more games like this and less shit from Sony and M$. At least Nintendo can do shooters right!
if anyone actually likes my work, I'll do one on white paper and scan next time
so how'd I do?
>I don't even like multiplayer shooters but the whole ink thing is fucking cool
You and me both. It reminds me of de blob and jet set radio. I look forward to playing their love child.
Today has been magical.
my main worry is that there might not be very many diverse stages
stop posting that shit
I'm so fucking happy they actually went through with this idea. Literally everyone who played SM3DW came out saying "Man, those Captain Toad levels were actually really fun! They should just make an entire puzzle game around that idea."
It's rare for Nintendo to spring on feedback like that, but I'm damn glad they did.
imagine if this game had an indoor level that traded map hopping for inking/swimming the ceiling
>tfw /co/ and loving this
this don't even look like your lolis in comiket.
Holy shit, so I'm not the only person who thinks this looks hella fun and strangely non-Nintendo-y?
Too bad every damn game this year was
Because this and a few others made me so freaking happy to own one of these pieces of shit.
Thank you for your brave sacrifice anon, you shall not be forgotten during your ban.
MODS GO TO HELL AND DIE IT WAS SPOILERED JUST FUCKING LEAVE IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE COCKS
YOU KNOW WHAT THESE THREADS ARE ABOUT. DO NOT CONTAIN IT.
is white CIS male colour available?
Captain Toad is somewhat iffy to me. On the one hand, it's a great idea. On the other, I'm not inclined to pay $60 for just that, unless it has 100+ levels or something large.
I wasn't even looking at Bayo2, although including the first game as well has me interested now.
The male characters should've been more ocotopus-like, so that their hair looked like dreads with more tentacles hanging out.
But hopefully there will be more hairstyles for both genders.
>lolisquid with drill tentacles
Not many stages, not many modes, not many mechanics.
That is my fear as well.
I'd love this game but I fear it will lack the amount of options and variety required to be one of those multiplayer games that can hold my attention for a long time.
It's amazing to see Nintendo doing a multiplayer online focused game, surprising to see them make a sort of shooter and great to see them trying something weird at the same time but they are taking too many first steps here, it may be very experimental and they lack experience in this field.
The game could shape up great if Nintendo could actually update a game and keep it full of fresh content for once in their life though.
They just need to keep trying new ideas and modes and stuff and adding them.
>all this porn being drawn
>tfw can't enjoy it because
never liked lolis
But I keep them separate. You would never know if I was posting on /a/.
One thing I really hope the game has is
maps that take place during the night
>the orange boy/blue girl one
my dick holy shit
Even though I would love black vs. white too, it wouldn't work. The game's environments use a very neutral gray/white color scheme. I couldn't see how they could have the white paint work in an environment like that, or make a change to the environment that would maintain the blank canvas effect.
Turns out a lot of people actually liked them
I enjoyed the hell out of them, but didn't think they were worthy of a standalone game. It'll probably be like Luigi U - a $30 add-on.
Friendly reminder that all those Squilliam threads leading up to E3 were a Nintendo plot to hype this game
>never liked lolis
You can be cured, anon
It looks very Nintendo in a fun way.
The problem is that Nintendo hasn't been very Nintendo for a while and have been instead rehashing the same old mechanics and not branching out or trying new things.
Were you born with shit taste or did you come by it recently?
I already know what will happen
Someone will make 2fort
Everyone will play 2fort
I just wanna play it with you guys right now
We don' t even have a release date
I dont think i have ever been hyped for a new IP in mere minutes of its reveal before this game. This looks like pure wholesome fun.
All the OC and lewdness is just a bonus.
THERE'S NO RELEASE DATE YET
WHAT IF IT'S CANCELED?
DICK IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
Seriously contemplating getting a Wii U.
How is Bayonetta? Would I like it if I absolutely loved Metal Gear: Rules of Nature?
I am not a denizen to one particular board and I don't appreciate it when people think being board exclusive makes them better. On any given night I'll have /a/, /v/, /tg/, /co/, /ck/, and /e/ threads open and sometimes I go to /w/, /fit/, or even /an/ or /out/.
Many people crossboard, and many of those anons create the best content and have the best posting etiquette.
Let's continue to enjoy squid lolis.
http://khiulii.tumblr.com/post/88396935985/i-gotta-get-this-train-rolling-squidboys http://khiulii.tumblr.com/post/88443821930/squid-boy-and-futa-squid-why http://khiulii.tumblr.com/post/88436829680/first-hyper-shota-fan-art
Im 90% sure the person doing the lewd imgur compilation is the same person who did the one for the wii fit trainer last year.
Bayonetta is the same amount of fun as the rest of the Platinum games.
You should also be looking forward to Star Fox U
Metal Gear Rising is far from the best of Platinum while Bayonetta is one of the best games released by them.
You're also getting the Wonderful 101 which is also pretty good too.
WHO DID THIS?
I'D PAY WITH MY SOUL TO SEE HER IN A DOUJIN
If you like that genre of games at all then yes, yes you will.
Since you mentioned that it plays a lot different than MGR though. It's far more combo heavy and the combat is incredibly varied. It might take a while to really get accustomed to it, but once you do it feels ridiculously good to play.
>somone posts a thread with a picture of a squid each day before E3
>game with squids revealed
If a lot of "X Days until TGS" threads with this picture will Sony announce Ape Escape 4?
Relax. It's late at night and the threads are still filling up incredibly fast. We're nearing our tenth thread in less than a day.
>sweet sweet victory
Shit Nintendo truly did win E3.