Hello, i'm kinda new here.
Would you guys take care of my Klonoa while i'm away for a bit?
>This thread
>>246944642
Okay.
Let's discuss the Klonoa games!
I'm playing through the first one right now, is there any way to go back and replay levels once I'm done with them without starting a new save file?
>>246945506I'd been looking for this image forever, thank you for posting it.
>>246946845
holy fuck he's so damn shiney.
>>246946547
Yeah, you can replay them.
>>246947394
How so?
>>246947428
>>246947587
>>246947730
All of this porn shitposting.
So why don't we discuss the games themselves?
How was the Wii remake?
I almost thought OP just reposted the same thread cause so much shit was gone
Klonoa was a bad game and I don't get the appeal. It's really for pre-schoolers.
The design and artwork looked promising but I was disappointed by the lack of difficulty, poor gameplay, infantile "story", if you can even call it that, characters about as smart as Patrick Star and the in-game graphics style.
Note, I played the Wii version and reviewed a lot of the original PS1 videos on YouTube.
>>246950132
>Klonoa was a bad game
I wouldn't call it bad but it's not outstanding either.
I feel like Kirby did pretty much everything Klonoa did, but exponentially better.
>and I don't get the appeal.
I didn't get why people loved the series so much myself (I mean it's good but not as good as some would have you believe) until I stopped to think about it.
If you really don't know, look at the thread, and if you just opened it look at the archive.
Klonoa's both a shota and a furry, and /v/ is unfortunately furry as heck, so I've concluded /v/ likes it for this reason.
>>246949840
It's faithful to the original. Everything is pretty much the same, just with much better graphics.
The Voice Acting is trash though, unless you change it to the original.
>Playing Door to Phantomile on my Vita and Empire of Dreams on the Wii U on the Wii U
Feels good manI want to snowboarding with Klonoa
>>246951017
>I don't like a game, so it must be furbait
Are you seriously going to judge a game's community by one shitposter?
>>246950132
>perfected 2.5d gameplay
>every stage is memorable
>light-hearted
>simple but interesting story
>perfect controls
>a bad game
Find the closest 5 story building and jump off the top. Your opinions are so awful you really shouldn't be alive.
I want more Eriko Imura music.
Here's some non-Klonoa songs by her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNXgtQ2-GBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMquuMAoGik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BxuIDEOkmU
>All of this deleted porn
Thank you mods.
I want totakeKlonoato a nice restaurant, thento a nice filmand comehome so we can both play vidya on the couchuntil he passes out, then I pick him up andplace him on my bed so he can sleep soundly
>>246951727
Who are you quoting?
And I'm not saying that's the case with EVERYONE, but it's definitely more than one person who sexualizes Klonoa in Klonoa threads.
>>246952510
In that first link, is that the spike guys from Klonoa on the cover?
>>246953416
> Klonoa's both a shota and a furry, and /v/ is unfortunately furry as heck, so I've concluded /v/ likes it for this reason.
>>246953803
>I don't like a game, so it must be furbait
Where did I say this?
I didn't dislike Klonoa.
>>246953960
This is getting confusing... He was quoting another post, >>246951017.
>>246953416
What about the fans that just like the games?
I really want to see a new Klonoa game, and I want him to get popular so that maybe regular people will enjoy the series instead of the breeding ground of undesirables it has going for it now.
>>246953224
Howkind.
>>246954173
It's always a 50-50 chance with these threads.
>>246953416
There was only one person shitposting in this thread though.
Thankfully the mods have deleted it and the thread has remained pretty clean.
Don't die on me, thread!
>>246959030
>die
You mean like the franchise?
>>246959420
>>246959670
I do know that feel.
>>246959868I'm so sorry.
>>246961842I don't know what's going on, I just know it's sad.
>>246961842
>>246965202
Never seen this before
>>246966492
It's one of the opening pages in a series of 4 panel comics. It's all official too.
It's translated from Japanese though, so lots of the jokes may be lost in translation.
>>246966580
>>246961739
Comes with the territory of being a degenerate.
>>246967825
What?
>>246968162
I'm used to the things I like going nowhere while the things I don't like like Touhou booming.
>>246968227
It happens to us all.
>>246968618
Well, some people think they know what that's like and some people ACTUALLY know what that's like.
>>246968852
You're right, Klonoa is the only instance of that happening to me.
So am I bumping a dead thread, or are people busy reading this?
>>246944642
the autism is real.
>>246953224
HAH so original n funny anon. you censored your post *(clevurly i might add :3) to make it seem like you're a lewd pedophile gayfur when really it wasn't that lewd at all just gayfur and a pedophilehaw :3
>>246974832
>>246974454
>>246974832
>Trying this hard
The only thing I want is Klonoa in Smash. He'd fit in so well.
>>246976419
I'm not going to keep dumping an empty thread.
>>246976663
I guess I spoke too soon.
>>246977681
>>246976876
Might as well continue.
>>246979093
You furfags disgust me. Please leave
>>246979757
2/10 for making me reply
>>246979605
>No afro
What would you like to see in a third Klonoa game?
>>246981035
more sadness
>>246981035
Lots of levels, original costume, maybe a harder difficulty mode or something. Basically something to keep the game interesting for the next 10 years while waiting for 4.
What do his floppy ears taste like?
>>246981803
Because it's the best.
>>246982191
I imagined that it made a CLUNK sound when it fell over.
>>246982191
nnooOOOOOOOOO
>>246982168
I like all of his designs, but for whatever reason I never liked the collar. It's not really that big of a deal though.
>>246944642
Sure, don't worry, nothing will happen to him.
>>246982191
>>246983576
Oh fuck
>>246983939
>>246981057
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DwcrrG46n0
>>246984380
>>246984825
>>246946845
I would totally suck his beautiful furry dick while sticking my finger into his tight butthole, massaging his prostate just to feel the soft rhythm of his anal contractions while he experiences the most intense orgasm he has ever had.
Hey, I don't know if that one guy with the KlonoaMiiverse Artis here, but if you are I searched for the Klonoa Corocoro comics, but they were just the first chapters from volume 2 of the manga.
So, it's Klona worth playing?
I'm considering putting the PSX games and play it while I commute to uni, but yeah...
>playing in public
>klonoa of all things
Is it even worth it?
>>246985509
>>246985646
Like on a PSP or Emulator on Android?
>>246985771
Fuck you and your mods
>>246975161
what an ironic image, posting it instantly proves itself wrong.
>>246985646
It's very fun and no one who has seen me on my Vita haven't given me flack
>>246985646
As much as I like the games, I would say no.
You should still give them a try though, but sadly enough (like many other games), it's just one of those things that you shouldn't play in public.If you're with friends that are also into vidya, you could use the nostalgia excuse and probably get away with it.
>>246985879
With a PSP
>>246986980
Yeah, apparently they're worth a shot
>>246987051
I think you're right with that argument, I usually play not-cute games while I commute to my uni so nobody gives two shits about it.
I guess I'll still put in in my PSP anyway and play it when nobody's watching, I've always wanted to try them out.
>>246987795
>I guess I'll still put in in my PSP anyway and play it when nobody's watching, I've always wanted to try them out.
That's probably the best bet, like I've said (and that other Anon) they really are worth trying.
Do yourself a favor and don't look up any spoilers. As cute as the game is, it has lots of darker undertones and a very feels worthy ending.
>>246988071
That looks the case, Klonoa looks like a rather unique game.
I guess I've seen some spoilers around, but I can't quite make sense of them, so I guess I'm safe.
>>246988071
Also, that means don't read >>246973740
For what ever reason, that artist/writer thought it would be a good idea to include the ending in there for what ever reason.
>>246988346
Alright.
>>246991173
Should I continue?
>>246991418
yes i'm not finished yet
>>246991525Finished with?
>>246991719
jerkin
>>246993163
That's great to know. You're not going to find any lewd here though.
I want to take Klonoa to the beach andteach him to swim
>>246993332
who said I wanted lewd
>>246993567
I just assumed.
I want aMooplushie
>>246994916
Oops, replied to the wrong person.
>>246994712
>Plushie
>>246995692
Well that's all folks!
Sorry for kind of hijacking the thread...
Is anyone else even here?
>>246996019
I am and I want to make Klonoasmile:3
>>246997184
Good, it was starting to get boring in here.
I just went back to the beginning of the thread, and the mods surprisingly deleted quite of stuff.
>>246997754
God, I love seeing him wearing cute outfits
>>246996019
Yes I just got through
all the posts just now x_x
>>246998164
It's seriously just an apron.
Out of curiosity, how did you guys get into this series? I read about Klonoa 2 in a PS2 magazine, and I brought it years later when I found it in a used games shop.
It won't happen but I'd like to see a side story where you can play as Ghadius.
Because I actually feel bad for the creepy fellow at times xD
>>246999081You know of the other outfit he wore
>>246999151
I needed a distraction from playing dark souls way to much so I though yeah cutesy game :D ..... that ending made it not cutesy
felt more like a weird mental trip to me
Decided I would play through a game I only remember playing a demo of when I was younger.
>>246999081
>tfw no bare chested klonoa with a apron
>>246999151
It's a really long story but I'll try to shorten it.
>See Klonoa (Wii) review in Nintendo Power magazine
>Review got a "Nintendo Power recommends"
>Review said it had a feels worthy ending (which I didn't believe).
>Looked up some gameplay, looked pretty good, but I never got it
>Fast forward years later
>See a Klonoa thread on /v/ (one that isn't shit)
>Learn that it wasn't just a Wii game
>Someone mentioned the ending
>Look it up on Youtube
>Don't understand it
>Play the first game on an emulator
>Check out walkthroughs of the other games
>Learn about the ShiftyLook comic, and the state of the series as a whole
After that I saw the state that Klonoa threads on /v/ would get into, so I got all the official comics I could, and just started posting them to keep them bumped, or to keep the thread on topic (aka, not a porn filled cesspool).
>>246999298
He's still wearing the apron though.
>>247000821
Actually, scratch that. I only saw the heart and thought it was still the apron.
Wahoo!Slice slice slice~
>>247000005
This is impossible! If he's wearing an apron it will cover his chest
>>247001536
Not this shit again.
>>247000005So close to getting >>247000000
>>247001536
I want to use a knife to cut Klonoaa slice of cake
>>247000635
>not a porn filled cesspool
Calling it a cesspool is naught but an opinion, and the fact you talk down on /v/ only makes you a target
>>247002264
>Opinion
You're right, that's the point. I'm trying to say that I hate it when these threads turn to shit.
>>246959868
>mfw Telltale isn't even making games anymore
>>247002809
Unfortunately, it isn't about you. It's about the quality of the thread.
Stop acting so elitist about protecting it from some zeitgeist boogiemen
>>247002260
>>247002981
>>247002981
>It's about the quality of the thread
That's what I'm saying. I try to keep the threads on topic. Other people have done it too, just with fan art, OC, ect.
You're making it sound like I'm the only one that hates it when these threads get filled with shitposts.
>>247005080
>You're making it sound like I'm the only one that hates it when these threads get filled with shitposts.
No, but I find it hilarious how defensive you're getting for doing the right thing
>>247005328
Well, it's hard to tell if you're for or against what I'm doing.
>>247007009
I'm surprised it's lasted this long.
>>247007390
such a qt
>>247007643
Hey guys I've never played any Klondike game. Should I play one?
>>247007930
Nice autocorrect.
>>247007752
>That excessive glare
Still pretty good though.
>>246953224
Are you going to be cutting any bits off of him at any point in that process?
>>247008214
Not this thread you faggot. This thread has been cozy so far, and that ain't gonna change.
>>247001536
>>247008214
>>247008449
s-sorry i'm late.Boy, this has been a lazy weekend.
Hey, is the second GBA game more challenging than the first? Platformers aren't really my thing to begin with and it being a cakewalk is making it a chore to finish (this is ignoring getting all the crystals on the moving screen missions, some of those are pretty tough), despite how much I loved Klonoa 2 as a kid. I'll probably start it regardless, but I'd like to know what I'm in for nonetheless.
>>247007930
Yes. Just get the first one, or the Wii remake. Don't look up any spoilers (sadly enough it's a short game, so you won't need to worry that much about it).
If you get/emulate the Wii version, change the voice acting to the original (the English VA is very unfitting for the character).
>>247008526
Fucking lazy faggot
>>247008214
Hopefully I don't cut himoff while he is speaking because that would be impolite
>>247008671
Well that's not very nice. How dare you!
>>247008214
>>247008526
Great, it's these shit stains again.
The mods have already gotten rid of one shitposter.
>>247008676
What if he's already been "cut" by the time you meet him?
why do i want to brutally fuck something so cute?
>>247009052
Well it would be bad if hehad to listen to rude people interrupt him all day
>>247009149
Klonoa is a series made about damaged goods without healthy relationships for damaged goods without healthy relationships.
>>247009186
You wouldn't mind if he were missing parts? That's very egalitarian of you.
>>247009332
>you will never damage klonoa's goods
>>247009465
I wouldn't mind if he were missing parts due to some kind of freak accident, as opposed to someone fucking maiming him.
>>247009623
You'd discriminate against him for being a victim of abuse? That's just awful of you anon; tell me more about how you'd discriminate against him.
>this will never ever happen to you
>>247009465
Your fetish is shit-tier, unacceptably bad, even for 4chan. Scat is a better fetish. Getting off on imagining mutilating imaginary cute characters makes you even more sick in the head than a furry or even a real animal fucker. Maybe even more because you're probably the disgusting type of piece of shit that would actually mutilate animals for your sick fuck fetish.
End your life.
>>247009557
>You will never turn his goods into bads
>that feel every time someone calls Klonoa a Sonic fan characterDoes it make Lolo Alex Kidd?
c-can we just skip this thread past its violent abuse stage and to the lucid dreaming discussion and advice stage we got to last thread?
Dream advice man please come back
>>247008562
Another question. Why are all these weirdos talking about cutting shit?
>>247009757
Well, I'd mind in the fact that I'd be extremely upset with the fact that somebody even laid a finger on him. I'm not discriminating against him, I just want to apprehend and punish those who would harm him, or anyone else in the matter of torture for that matter.
>>247010054
It's a fetish that comes from physically/sexually abusive families as a means to vent their frustrations at their own abuse by projecting it onto something else or sharing in a similar abuse.
>>247009849
Ouch.
>>247010059
I'd actually prefer souls shattered if you were to do anything.
>>247010054
It's more prolonged
>>247009849
Don't attack him for his fetish anon, that's not cool. Attack him for his lack of respect.
Or better yet, just ignore him because the bickering is only empowering him and derailing the thread.
We are all Klonoa fans, no matter the reason.
>>247010232
And if the abuse is specifically targeted at the genitals?
>>247010032
i know dream advice, but never posted in these threads
>>247010054
It's these 2 (or 3) pieces of shit that come in here and shitpost these threads to hell.
Just report them and move on.
>>247008537
Goddammit /v/.
>>247010008
>tfw no art of klonoa rubbing Tails tails while Tails rubs his ears
>>247010362
"Last thread" was the key phrase there! I'll track it down in the archive.
>>247010032
You know I'm all for fuzzy dudes but that pic makes me say "awww" in the way of "awww what a cute dog"
>>247009623
>He gets into an accident and becomes damaged to the point that he can't go through a normal day on his own
Would you help him?
>>247010352
A form of shame projected onto said victim's genitals because of the molestation or genital abuse they suffered.
Or just straight up born mental illness that can't' be cured. Only with a bullet.
>>247010543
I would.
>>247010495
Discussion starts here:
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/246846773/#246864647
Still some of the violent abuse talk for a while though
>>247010543
If he came to me for help, I dunno. I mean, he's adorable and I'd feel sympathy for him, but in reality he's a stranger to me, so I really don't know.
>>247010232
Oh. That's pretty fucking awful. I personally get off on the idea of torturing other torturers. Yeah, you sure were a big man, weren't you you sack of shit? How does it feel, cocksucker? Aww, doesn't feel so good, huh?
>>247010628
You are clearly not a trained psychologist.
>>247010628
>Or just straight up born mental illness that can't' be cured. Only with a bullet.
Well you seem very mean.
>>247010785
Yes. That is very much the idea.
what the fuck is happening in this thread
I want totickleKlonoa until he has tears rolling down his face and he begs me to stopbetween the bursts of laughter
>>247010785
Two wrongs don't necessarily make a right anon, don't get too carried away.
>Implying Klonoa won't cut these people first
>>247009557
>>247008537
>>247010442
God fucking dammit /v/.
>>247010960
People shitposting it up.
Just report it.
>>247010830
This more applies to cases of reality than imagination but the slippery slope fallacy with these people isn't a fallacy. It's almost a guarantee that if that are this fixated with torturing an imaginary furry little boy they will eventually become sexually desperate enough and want to act out their fantasies in real life on a real kid.
Again, pills are a lot less effective than bullets.
>>247010785
You probably get "off" more on the thought of teaching these people how sick they are by showing them what they want to do to others but I somehow doubt you mean get off as in sexually but more as a revenge.
>>247011029
>Implying knives even cut him.
He gets shot on a regular basis, is he REALLY going to fall victim to a kitchen knife?
>>247011029
I'm not cute, though, so I can't be cut. Hurting me or any other real person would just be disgraceful; where could you hope to find anything in doing so?
>>247011029
He's got his wind bullets to send anyone that tries to hurt him away
>>247008537
I wouldn't know. I didn't play that one to be honest.
>>247009557
>>247011084
What if he didn't have any goods left from all the damaging? What would you do then?
>>247008537
I've heard the sequel steps up the gameplay
But the puzzles getting harder in the first is what kept me pushing until I finished
>>247010032
Why don't you give something to start dream discussion with, anon-kun?
>>247010947
Well, sort of. I'd lick and play with the torturer's penis until erect, and then start biting into it and make him drink his own cockblood, mocking him about how he won't get hard by hurting innocent people anymore. I'd also hammer some nails into a piece of wood and fuck them with it. When they've had enough, I'd fuck their eye socket.
>>247011573
Wowza. You sound very sick, anon-kun!
>>247011573
Nigga stop, you're scaring me
>>247011573
Weeellll
You're mentally ill too, but I'm at least backing your reason.
>>247011170
Bullets are very rarely the best solution. Your "It's almost guaranteed" argument is almost completely bullshit. The number of people who dream of hurting kids and the number that does is huge. Most people are very capable of separating reality from fiction. You really need to stop letting the internet get to you like this.
>>247011414
Groovy.
And yeah, it's nice that each level introduces a new mechanic.
>>247011573
You're no better than the other shit posters.
>>247011753
That's actually a really cool design.
>>247011753
That's what they tell themselves.
But as time goes on when they're fapping to porn, it gets less and less satisfying. Their tastes gets weirder and more extreme. Eventually, fiction wont cut it. It's not a matter of telling fiction and reality apart. It's keeping the fiction satisfying. I'm not saying it's a 100% thing and there are probably a lot who can keep to a fictional fetish such as torture and never act it out.
But a lot do and a lot more will at least once. Even if it's just an animal.
The only thing keeping most of them from doing what they fantasize is the fact they fear getting caught more.
That balance will tip at some point or maybe not.
>>247012019
1.) How did his penis get removed
2.) prostate stimulation is always viable
Let's get this thread to be decent again.
Which chapter?
>>247011884
Yes I am. They're assholes. I'm just dealing justice in an ironic way. I'd probably feel bad about it afterwards.
>>246944642
Sure, its a girl right? not that i want to fuck her or anything, go its gonna be fine... she is so cute <3
>>247012339
Well sure, but go into detail on what you'd do to bring about this "prostate stimulation."
>>247012429
Boomie
>>247012074
Then you try to get them help or increase the fear. You don't threaten to kill them, that just makes you look like the one who needs help. People killing other people because of what they "might" do is bullshit. It would lead to witch hunts, because it's not like torture fetishes just wear signs on their chest that say "I'm a sick fuck".
Killing them or threatening them or talking down on them is not going to solve the problem at it's core. It's barbaric and shortsighted and I'd like to think we are better than that.
>>247012453
Well first, you take the penis, and stick it in the booty.
It's nice cause it's a win-win situation.
>>247012443
>Feminizing Klonoa
If you won't fuck him as a boy, you won't fuck him at all.
>>247012578
The problem is, there is no real research that has brought effective treatment. Maybe some of them could be helped with therapy, it depends on what caused the fixation. Some are like sociopaths, something is broken and nothing will fix it and they WILL eventually hurt someone or worse.
It's a tough situation, I say a bullet because if I was trapped in that kind of a hell, I'd want to end myself.
>>247012740
What if you make him a girl?
>>247013120
>tfw it's the one who does not have an abuse fetish who sounds insane
>>247012838
Then we just need to research harder. The brain is a natural thing, it isn't magic. The answer is there, we just have to keep looking. And again, not all sociopaths hurt people, in fact most don't. It's simply not worth the effort for them. You are looking at a very visible minority and assuming it's a defining trait of the whole group and it's not. I know you have good intentions but you are handling this very poorly.
>>247013260
Oh no, I want to abuse Klonoa. He's just a fucking furry character I can do whatever I want
I would be entirely NOT okay with hurting someone
>>247013120
>tfw you won't molest anyone because you're not a batshit crazy, antisocial retard like the person you're responding to
>>247013284
I'm not doing that at all, I'm just talking about that visible minority specifically.
These guys in this thread aren't that, most likely, probably just desperate guys who have a sick fetish or just shitposters.
>>247013284
>The brain is a natural thing
>It named itself
>>247013172
I do that chapter next.
Fact: anyone who likes Klonoa or Cave Story is a furfag
>>247013459
Well yeah, silly. I'm not calling you the insane one.
>>247013610
YIFFE
>>247013573
No, the mouth did.
>>247013542
Exactly. They are just guys expressing their thoughts. They aren't actually hurting anybody, and they probably never will. You can think it's weird and fucked up or whatever, but telling them to put a bullet in their heads is even worse. Personally I think it's a very good and positive thing for them to express it here. Better than holding it in and feeling alone and oppressed by the world around you. That's what leads to hurting other people, feeling like you aren't like other people. Please don't demonize them for something they can't help feeling. Look past the fetish . It's not who they are.
>>247014175
I don't agree that they should express their fetish here, there are better places for it and I'm sure at least one of them is doing it just to be inflammatory.
>>247014175
What's with the turquoise Klonoa? Is it another character from the series?
>>247014175
They aren't going to hurt anyone because they're clearly just trying to shitpost and piss everyone off.
If they wanted to talk about that shit for real, they could have gone to a private IRC or a forum, but nope, they came here instead.
>>247014175
WOW that looks unhealthy
>>247014609
See this thread:
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/246846773
>>247014381
It's theThe King of Sorrow.
>>247013610
>implying furfags exist on /v/
>>247014609
>Piss people off
Nah, it's more fun to RP and talk about things you aren't supposed to.
It isn't -that- I piss you off, it's that I'm not supposed to
I would buy a vita if the released a new Klonoa game alongside ports of 1 and 2 for it.
>>247014934
>implying they don't
I mean come the fuck on nigger, you ever seen a Starfox or Sonic thread without furshit? Goddamn.
>>247014803
What's your point? I was there too.
Actually, the reason that thread exists is because the same shitposters in this thread were posting about their piss fetishes, which got the last thread deleted.
>>247015285
Oh well actually I wasn't in the first thread yesterday.
>>247014821
I should probably actually play these games at some point. Did they ever get put on the PSN marketplace?
>have a dream where i'm running down stairs
>trip in my dream
>my body jerks forward in preparation to fall irl
>have a dream where my dog isalive again ;_;
>i am petty her
>she licks my face
>her she ends up licking my lips
>try to spit out her spit in my dream
>dream is so real i end up spitting on my pillow irl
it was nice to see her again
anyone ever have those dreams that you acted out irl?
>>247014358
Other places will either ban them on sight or are little more than a ghetto for their kind. Segregating people is not a good way to make them feel like they are welcomed by "normal" people.
Sure they might just be trying to start shit (which you are happily helping them with) but they might also really only feel comfortable here. Maybe they truly feel like this is the one place in the world they can be themselves. That's supposed to be one of the selling points of this site, it's anonymous and lenient.
I've been to fetish sites and IRC's before. Those places are awful, bottom of the barrel cesspools that nobody should be forced to go to. 4chan is a community beyond just some fetishes. It's understandable why some people would want to bring all their baggage here. I' sure they could handle it more elegantly, but I don't think we should attack them for expressing themselves here either.
And if they truly are here just to shitpost, well there is just no helping that. It's going to happen either way, whether you are nice or not.
Basically there are two options, either attack everyone out of fear of shitposters, or accept everyone and hope that you maybe help a few people along the way.
>>247015448
The first one did, I don't know about the second one.
>>247015551
Cool, might pick it up alongside God Hand later.
>>247015546
This is the grave the dug for themselves. Now they have to lie in it.
>>247014997
But why do it here?
>>247015706
I bet that's how Namco feels about Klonoa...
These threads are pretty cozy once you get passed the torture fetish shit.
>>247015853
What?
>>247016074
Yeah, they are. I just wish the fetish shit didn't happen.
>>247016097
The reason they won't make another game. They probably blame him for not being popular enough. I can just see a namco exec being all "He dug his own grave, now he has to lay it it."
>tfw if they made a new Klonoa game it would be filled to the brim with DLC.
>>247016256
>blush on cheeks
>blush on shoulders
>blush on knees
>all of its fur
Nigger WHAT
>>247016256
That's their fault though, because they do a shit job at marketing.
>this thread
>>247016425
>Complains about blushing
>Not the fact that it's an anthropomorphic animal.
Blushing is just part of the humanization process. Don't think to hard about it.
>>247016475
>Expecting them to accept responsibility. If they knew that it was there fault then they would have learned from their mistakes and tried again. They didn't, so they obviously think the game just can't sell.
>>247015706
Why is "it" a grave? Why and how have they dug "it"? Why must they "lie in it"?
>>247016256
But they tried to revive the series with that comic, and his game was one of the first third party GBA games on the Wii U.
I just noticed, after all these years, that I have no idea if Klonoa is a boy or a girl, and I never questioned it.
>>247016750
Because he can't accept them. So they have to suffer for it. Because they are the inferior beings and they need to fulfill their duty as such.
>>247016931
Boy :>
>>247016724
Okay fine, I just hate when artists put blush everywhere. It does make him look cute tho.
>>247016961
>:>
>>247016931
He's a boy. It's not even a confusing thing. He's clearly a boy.
Why do people keep saying this?
>>247017031
>:>:>
>>247017069
>That image
>>247017269
2muchcute
>>247015482
The first thing you mentioned is called a Hypnic Jerk, or something like that.
>>247017472
>the white ear fluff makes up the border
Okay, now that is cool
>>247017593
>Klonoa in Halo 5
not sure if becoming a meme
or thread is dead
Well, I'm gonna call it quits for this thread.
At least this thread ended well.
>>247018219
>Becoming a meme
That reminds me how pissed I'm going to get if Pac-Man is Namco's rep in Smash.
>>247018512
To be fair, nobody knows who Klonoa is outside of /v/
>>247019118
Was cutting off this Klonoa's dick be justified because he's obviously been hurting people?
>>247019269
Is it bad that I want topull down his shorts and make sweet love to him
>>247019431
Not the dick jesus fucking christ why the dick? WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DICK CUT OFF ANON? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WOULD SUCK?
>>247019607
Because that is my fetish.
>>247019668
You should get that checked out, that is really not okay.
http://strawpoll.me/1857070
http://strawpoll.me/1857070
http://strawpoll.me/1857070
THE GREAT DEBATE
>>247019726
Nah. I beg to differ.
>>247019607
The permanence of it only makes it more erotic for them.
These people feed on grave situations and despair.
>>247019821
No really, I don't think your opinion matters much, because mutilation is REALLY not okay last I checked when it comes to the law or general ethics.
>>247019734
I like them all though.
>>247019734
Which one is collar?
>>247019979
What laws and ethics cover imaginary characters
>>247019979
Oh well that's okay because I don't think you fully understand what I describe - and possibly not even your own opinion here!
>>247020019
>Collar
>mfw I called it a fucking neck belt
>>247020134
That's really cute, anon.
>>247020059
>>247020034
Alright I really shouldn't start this shit again.
>>247020134
Is it his original one or the one in Dream Traveler of Noctis Sol (where he has a jacket).
>>247019979
Plus, you have to consider that he's no doubt been hurting people with that chainsaw of his. Penis for an eye, right?
>>247020275
Shut up, that's what it looks like you donut
>>247020472
I don't like cutting off his penisIt's more fun to slide your finger or cock inside it firstOr something rough
>>247020472
You have two eyes and one penis anon.
>>247020480
Why would he wear a belt around his neck?
>>247020638
How do you know he hasn't been hurting the equivalent of more than one eye? He's obviously a sicko.
>>247020698
Style!He wouldn't hang himself :<
If "those" people are still in this thread-
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=977989
If not ignore me.
>>247020930
>Black and white
Shit.
>>247016850
The comic was doing well and was one of the more popular comics on the site.
The site, however, blew its budget on Momo games and anime.
>>247020930
What does it consist of, mr. anon?
>>247020912
>dem legs
hngg
OK. Seriously.
Why are people so afraid of cute things?
I was looking at a side-by-side comparison of Klonoa, and the Wiimake, and it looked so lifeless.
>No FMV cutscenes
>No cute adorable Klonoa speaking in his fake language
>Dressed like a Sonic reject
>lankier, more mature looking body
>no collar
Why are people so afraid to play a cute game? Sometimes, I feel really bad in my life, and cute things like Klonoa really make me happy.
>>247021553
We live in a bad world, obviously.
>>247021553
>fake language
I love when games do this for some reason. It's a really good compromise between voice acting and text based story exposition.
Would you cram a big hot cake[/spoiler] into his mouth until he starts to fatten up?
>>247021976
Klonoa is really cute!
Almost forgot the thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_6jipjKyY
>>247021553
People are just insecure about their masculinity. It's not a huge deal so don't let it stop you from enjoying it.
>>247021964
I thought so too. Which is why I was disgruntled to see Huepow acting as his mouth in the Wii version. I much preferred Klonoa speaking.
>>247021553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9whwiFywc
>No cute adorable Klonoa speaking in his fake language
Heresy all of it. What is this shit.
>>247021997
No but I'd cram mydickin hisbuttuntil heshot hot semen everywhere
>>247022201
That is terrifying
>>247022237
KILL IT NOW!
>>247022246
>not spanking his cock with a cinnamon roll
>>247022237
Just awful. It's like they tried to make him into a Sonic character.
Baffles me how shitty the remake is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCtGNKH36X0
>>247022598
I don't know why I would, but now that you mention it... eh, no, it'd sticky up his fur.
>>247022831Where do you think the sticky comes from?
>>247022598
Oh god it's 5 AM and I'm laughing really loudly. Fuck you, anon.
>>247023034
Ow the Edge
>>247023117
YOU'RE an edge
>>247022598
Well, it's come to that point of the night where I take a good hard look at my life, and now I get to think to myself, how did it all go so wrong that I'm talking with a stranger on the internet about spanking a fictional animal's cock with a pastry? Maybe this is why I'm depressed.
>>247023232
Sh-shut up!B-bully me harder
>>247023089
>Fuck you, anon.
Wow, ruuude
>>247023269
Would you rather be spanking said cock with something firmer?
>>247023354
n-no
So it's not really Klonoa related, but I've been drawing a lewd Weavile the whole thread
http://i.imgur.com/0jHTYfH.png
>>247023034
>My name, by the way is Klonoa.
>But you can call me by my title
>Klonoa the Wahoo HAS A NICE RiNG TO IT DONTCHA THINK?!
>>247023365
I mean... nevermind
>>247023441
Th-thanks
>>247023470
It's verymediocre
>>247023486
Klonoa the nightmare slayer.
>>247023470
>http://i.imgur.com/0jHTYfH.png
fix that broken hand holding the butt and I might not hate you.
>>247023576
That's okay anon, it's not like you could do any better :3
>>247023649
#rekt
>>247023614
Ah okay, I'll look into it.
>>247023576
Th-thanks
>>247023649
I know :D
But did you want me to be honest or lie to you?
What ifWe're actually Klonoa when we dream, but we forget when we wake up?
>You will never play as Klonoa in a Smash game
Oh I swear to fucking god Namco better put that little fucker in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oiy0HdaZyo
>>247023582
Damn that's a cool picture. Cute and fluffy to the max.
>>247023745
Given how I think about him when I'm awake, this would be a bad thing.
>>247023732
That wasn't me.
B-but thanks for being honest
>>247023875
Yeah mate, with some practice, I can see you getting very good.
>>247023875
What do you think about him when you're awake?
>>247023974
See:all the gore shitposters
>>247023804
>We will never get Tails and Klonoa
Kill me now.
I'm so starved for good Kemonoshota games. It hurts to live.
Where is that pic of the guy from friends saying he likes to play Klonoa in his underwear?
>>247024032
NO NO NOOOO ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>247023804
If I put Klonoa in smash I'd make him a grapple heavy character and allow him to move and jump while holding the opponent, like donkey kong.
>>247024214
Or inflate them and throw them around
>>247024037
>tfw you wanted to make this game at one time
>VN where you play as Klonoa
>Explore an island, CoC style, trying to find Tails
Or I had another idea where you inexplicably have an antique, silvered mirror delivered to your house Thursday afternoon. You don't recall ordering one.
That night, Klonoa comes to your world for a week, leaving the next Sunday! You have ~10 days to get to know him.
He comes through in tattered clothes, so you spend that night tending to him, and then the next morning you get your first choice: what sort of clothes to buy for him.
You can go to Walmart or whatever and pick up sports clothes, schoolgirl clothes, bondage gear, whatever!
You can go to sporting stores or hardware stores and either get things to play with him orif your Depravity and Lust scores get too high, rapetorture him
>>247024069
>>247024275
Inflating them seems like it would be too much work, just have them hover in their tumble animation above his head.
>>247024336
>VN
Ugh. It's always VN's. I can't stand VN's.
>>247024336
>not dressing him up in regular attire and being a respectful host
>>247024786
>those undone shorts
I like it
>>247024751
That could be a path too.
Depending on what you want out of it, you could get different endings, like treating him right, cuddling him so he's mildly affectionate, having him as a best friend, having him promise to return because he loves you, pissing him off so he leaves days early (because the other world is way more tolerable than you are), or evensmashing the mirror so he's stuck with you forever.
>>247024906
>smashing the mirror so he's stuck with you
Now THERE's a moral choice.
>>247025234
lewd
>>247025234
What flavor?
>>247025363
Sea salt
>>247025434
>not blue raspberry
Nigga get reel.
>>247025281
It's only lewd in your mind.
>>247025507
I know. And that's the sad part that deters me from actually playing this game.
I want to cuddle a Klonoa.
>>247025626
>diapers
Kill yourself.
>>247025661
What kind of logic is that?
Play the games, man.
>>247025740
>Dismembering him into little meaty shota chunks is okay
>Thick underwear is not
>>247025887
I hate both equally I assure you.
>>247025771
I have no idea actually. It's 3AM and I'm actually on a correct sleep schedule, so I'm tired as FUCK.
>>247026038
5:30 am master race :3~
>>247026038
>It's 3AM and I'm actually on a correct sleep schedule
Doesn't sound like it.
How does that giant collar not fall off?
>>247026138
Damn nigga, das nice as well.
>>247026174
I'm just gonna pull an all nighter tonight cause my semester just ended and these threads are nice. Y'all niggas BETTER make a new thread after this.
>>247026195
It just barely is help up by his shoulders and biceps.
He doesn't put his arms to his sides.
>>247026138
My EST nigga over here.
>Thread is ontopic, civil, and mostly free of goreposting
>Realize that I'm the problem
>>247026472
Acknowledgement is the first step to recovery.
>>247026449
California is pretty nice this time of year.
TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE
Why did Bamco think that making a cute, shirtless, furry character would be a good idea?
>>247026732
Because it sells.
>>247026732
What I want to know is why more companies don't think it's a good idea. Because it's great.
Seriously, it's depressing.
>>247026803
They are a good reason for making it in first place.
You make the game like this but with a really decent gameplay, soundtrack etc.. and they end getting slowly corrupted from perverts into people with actual good taste for vydia.Why do you think this thread is so civil and actually discuss the game? they all got corrupted
Update on >>247023470 if anyone cares
http://i.imgur.com/TbjXrj1.png
>>247023745
Well given that a dream is just about the perfect subjective reality, that'd really only be the case for a person who identifies as Klonoa, mister!
>>247026960
What's on its legs?
>>247027206
Supposed to be some sweat to kinda fake some more detail into it.
>>247027205
Oh look it's (possibly) dream advice man
What took you so long?
>>246999219
>xD
>>247027285
Wait wrong question. I meant to say, "what's in front of its legs?"
Sweat looks fine.
>>247028803
>not wearing diapers
>>247028803
I prefer tighty whities or themed boys underwear.
>>247029021
Yeah. Fitting undies are really nice.
>>247028949
Nigga fuck yo fetish shit. Y'all the only nigga here who's into that anyway.
>>247029176
Don't be rude, mister anon.
>>247029212
F-fine.
Only because you called me mister.
>>247028927
That would be awesome. I'd suck dicks all day if this thing existed. I'd be an internet cockslut.
>>247029286
We would all be anon.
Also new thread WHEN?
>>247028927
Only if you can get cute (maybe kemoshota) 3d avatars to go with it.
>>247029176
>implying Klonoa wouldn't wear them to avoid interruptions on his adventure
>>247029351
Just make one yourself.
>>247029381
>3d
no
Also,
>expecting companies to pander to anyone but loli and cow tit fans
>2014
HAHAHA, naivete
>>247029381
Genius, I could finally suck my husbando's dick!
>>247029424
FINE.
>>247029484
f-fine. Glorious 2d it can be then.
>>247029606
>Shota avatars
>This whole thing leads to a new sexual revolution, with a lot more fetishes going mainstream
>Golden age of vidya as devs start making shota games to pander to this newly unchained demographic.
Sign me up.
>>247029570
Alrighty here we go folks.
>>247029807I have no idea how to directly link to threads
>>247029484
If there's a market for Boku no Pico, there's a market for kemo dick-sucking.a-and if not, we can just get government funding, r-right?
>>247029861
>tfw it does it automatically from a URL
TECHNOLOGY