Was Super Mario 64 from the point of view of Lakitu?

It obviously fucking was.
Are you a retard?

No, it was from his camera

No. It was from the point of view of his camera.

But who is recording Lakitu in the intro?

>>246148191
Beat me to it

>>246148032
Yes, he is the game camera. They show you this in the first 5 minutes.

Super Mario 64 was Lakitu's take on the Mushroom Kingdom.

>>246148032

Actually, it was from the point of view of the camera he was holding

Now that I think about, first person look doesn't make much sense in this game.

It was from the point of his camera

>>246148032

Why was Lakitu suddenly not a bad guy?

>>246148032
But if Lakitu is on-screen in OP's pic...
then who is camera

>>246148216
deepest lore

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>>246148229
And in the mirror room, don't forget the mirror room

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>>246148216

>>246148216
he's holding a mirror

>>246148349
Because Lakitus are a species, and not all of them are dicks.

>>246148032

You can switch cameras. At the bottom right the icon changes from Lakitu to Mario.


This, however:
>>246148216

remains a mystery

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>>246148216

>>246148314
It's there to let you take stock of your surroundings. What doesn't make sense is Press R to see nothing but Mario's back.

Lakitu was just recording footage for his documentary.

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>>246148370
DEEPEST. LORE.

Is the real mario dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo

>>246148612
I mean how is Lakitu able to record Mario's vision.

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Now was Lakitu helping Mario? Or was he spying on him for Bowser?

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>>246148216

>>246148216
It's a Lakitu recording the Lakitu, essentially like a guy watching a let's player, who in turn is watching the main character beat the game.

>>246148749
He doesn't, the camera just changes from Lakitu's camera to Mario's eyes.

>>246148705
Each extralife is a new, separate Mario.

>>246148749

see

>>246148469

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>>246148216
holee fuk

>>246148867
deepest. lore.

>>246148216
Doesn't Lakitu state that the Lakitu BROS. will be covering all of the events in the castle?

>>246149032
Good point.

>>246148890
Like in The Prestige?

What if he was actually a double agent spying on Mario for Bowser in order to track his progress?

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>this game was a stage play

>>246149304
>the only NES game that actually happened was 1

>>246148867
well shit

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>>246148652

This picture doesn't make sense. If the camera is the viewpoint of the player, then the position of the camera is wrong since we clearly see Lakitu on the left side, pointing the camera slightly to the right where Mario is. Even taking into account the angle it doesn't add up.

Which means Mario is being haunted by the spirit of Luigi, who is being held prisoner by the stars power, which is why he doesn't show up in the game. Once Mario defeats Bowser and gets the big star,Luigi is freed and can finally materialize again. This also explains why Luigi wins a haunted mansion: He is connected to the spirit realm, which tries to win him over. It also explains Luigi's fear of many things, he suspects otherwordly interference in everything and has thus become paranoid.

Truly this is the Evangelion of vidya.

>>246149304
>SMB2 was a dream
>SMB3 was a stage play
>Yoshi's Island was Mario's childhood
>SM64 was from the point of view of a lakitu

Unlock Waluigi in SM64 DS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIq4PtGrOF0

>>246149373
No, 3 actually happened. It was just a dramatic retelling of the events of 1.

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If Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong and DK is an adult Donkey Kong Jr., then why is Mario still the same age as when he fought them?

>>246149702
Mushrooms

>>246149665
It happened in the same way Godzilla wrecks japan on a daily basis.

I had a chance to speak to my pastor privately

he told me mario had the deepest lore

>>246148032
It depends. You can play with either Lakitu or Mario cameras.

>>246148032
It was all an elaborate game show.

>>246149702
Star power.

>>246149571
>SMB2
You mean the real one or Doki Doki Reskin?

>>246149702
Jumpman is marios father.

>>246149702
I guess Gorilla age faster than humans

>cranky will die in your lifetime

>>246149702
The original Mario died during his adventures. Mario gets constantly replaced with clones, and so it seems like he has never aged.

>>246149702
Mario didn't fight the original DK. Jumpman did.

You don't really believe Mario and Jumpman are the same person, do you?

>>246149032
IT MAKES SENSE
FUCKING DEEPEST LORE

>>246148216
Mozart

>>246149891
>dream

Where did all that technology come from between Mario 3 and Mario Kart 64? Bowser was able to cripple the Mushroom Kingdom with wooden airships, but not even a decade later there's jet planes and highways.

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>>246149702
Jumpman was Stanley all along

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Can the cloud even go underwater?

Are mario kart games canon?

If so, why does peach have a race track around her castle, and why isn't it seen in any other mario game?

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>>246148550
>wallpaper
>209x163

>>246149702
Monkeys don't live as long as humans and Mario is Italian therefore he has pretty good genes.

>>246149891
Doki Doki, obviously.
>Stealth "I know there's 2 different SM2 post praise me"

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>>246150092

>implying her and Bowser don't have multiple castles stationed everywhere

Why do you think the appearance changes so much?

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The boo mansion is a doll-house, like kids use to play with figurines.

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>>246149934
>the original mario adventure was Donkey Kong and SMB1
>everything since then has been reinactments...which is why its the same game every t-

deepest
lore

I finally believe

>>246150092
Princess magic son

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>>246150101

>there are ants on /v/

>>246149702

What if Cranky killed Mario's father?

>>246150092
I like to think it's a replica of the castle

>>246150269
Donkey Kong 2

>>246150216
So what's the deal with Sunshine?

>>246150170
>Stealth "I know there's 2 different SM2 post praise me"
Nigger, anybody who bought or played one of the 3 different fucking versions of Super Mario All-stars knows there's 2 different SM2.

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>>246148032
>>246148354
>>246148216
>>246148372

>>246149948
Have you looked into it? Jumpman was given a name, Mario, during Mario Bros. developer. He is Mario. Pauline is in Mario vs. Donkey Kong as well for example, she didn't age a bit.

>>246149590

It's real, you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64_HusrPqVY

>>246150092
The mario kart games are what the mario characters are doing in their off time when they arent performing in plays and shooting documentaries.

>>246150293

But the castle in MK64 was exactly the same as SM64, right down to its surroundings

>>246150392
>tfw if this was during the 90's people would be saying it's possible until this very day

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>>246150332
The son of Jump Man(Mario) goes on vacation with the crew. Since they're tired from their acting career. They land and some REAL shit actually goes down. However since Mario is the son of the legendary Jump Man he knows just what to do

>>246149702

Jumpman was Mario's ancestor, too.

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>>246150037
The Mario universe as a whole now relies more on technology than magic.

>>246150392
It's heartwarming to see that kids are still bullshitting each other like this.

>>246150332
Alternate dimension?

>>246150332
The "real" mario is the impostor, all staged by bowser to fuel Jr's hatred for him for stealing peach and defeating his dad at the end of the game.

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>>246149546

>>246150327

Could the stork in Yoshi's Island possibly have been working for Cranky to kidnap Jumpman's son, with Yoshi being a former henchman for Cranky?

>>246149702
Now that you mention it, there are no old human characters in the Mushroom Kingdom, only Toads

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>>246150037

STAR POWER

>>246150690

Prof. E. Gadd

>>246150382

Mario is actually Mario Jr. Jumpman was his father. Pauline in the Mario vs DK games is actually Pauline Jr., daughter of the original Pauline.

Try to keep up.

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>all these faggots still pushing the Jumpman is Mario's dad theory

>>246149702
Italians don't age. They just get fatter and smaller as time passes.

>>246150881
Then prove it wrong

*tips toadstool*

>>246150881
Theory? Its comfirmed

>>246151020

[citation needed]

>>246150958
into they poof from existance? I always wondered where uncle vinny went.

>>246150881
It's true faggot.
Shiggy is my long last half-father

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>Yoshi's Story is actually an interactive book.

>>246149702
He isn't. Mario is Jumpman and Paulinas son.

I wonder if part of training as an employee of Nintendo is to be initiated on all facets of Nintendo's gaming lore, after which time you are sworn to absolute secrecy on penalty of death.

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>>246150554
>beaners

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>>246151075

>>246151189
Yeah, that game is just the experience of reading the book the Yoshis made. That's why all the Yoshis are playable, why it's all about just eating fruit, and that's why it isn't very good because Yoshis aren't that good at making games.

>>246151280

So you're saying that Americans are critical thinkers who are not gullible due to asking for sources, while Europeans are gullible fools who believe everything they read on the internet without question? I can live with that.

>>246151075
Mozart told me.

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>>246150091
Yes clouds are like sponges that abosrb water, that's why when it is cloudy, clouds are full of water, and they start leaking and that's the rain.

Wait if Pauline is Mario's mom, why is she still young-looking in Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?

And who the fuck is Stanley from Donkey Kong 3?

>>246151330
>That's why all the Yoshis are playable

All the Yoshis are playable in Yoshi's Island, too. They pass Mario between each other like a relay race.

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2 is an improvement in every way except story.

>>246151494
>Wait if Pauline is Mario's mom, why is she still young-looking in Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?

Because that Pauline is Mario's sister, named after her mother.

>>246151481
But how could you have a cloud underwater?

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>>246151256
It's true. Gunpei Yokoi was going to go public with the full truth, but he was silenced by one of Nintendo's sleeper agents.

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>>246151420
>americans
>critical thinkers

>>246151494

Because she's not his mom, and Jumpman and Mario are the same person

This and the whole thing about Mozart are the most forced part of these threads

>>246148216
Are you fucking retarded? Lakitus are fucking pros, there wasn't just a single Lakitu, there was an entire crew.

There were even Lakitus holding boom mics and stuff, you just didn't get to see it.

>>246151672
You can't, unless it was made of something not water like semen.

>>246151494
Did you know that Mario and Luigi had an older Sister?

>>246151578
but 3 has the best protagonist

>>246148032
So is Super Mario 64 all a Reality Show scheme by Bowser? Is it broadcasting on KBS?

>>246151868
Big Boss lost to Solid, so clearly not.

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>>246151754

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>>246151829

That's Rosalina, not Pauline

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In Sonic Adventure 1, what the fuck are these things in the Red Mountain stage?

>>246151701
Jokes aside his death was shady as shit. Some say the Yakuza was behind it.

>>246151754
It amazes me that, to this day, there are retards who are too stupid to realize that American outlets don't look like the ones on that powerstrip.
Retards like you.

>>246150178
There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
The wiiu will

>>246151701
The Yakuza isn't affiliated with Nintendo anymore now that Yamauchi is gone

>>246151978
Prisoners

>>246152014
Read the filename dumbass.

>>246152014
>american can't read filenames
The irony.

>>246150340
3 if you count the superior GBA version

>>246152052
>There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
>There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
>The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
Literally all of those have happened.

>>246150554
The Mario universe is merely the transitional state between the Zelda universe and the Metroid universe

>>246152220
No it hasn't.

>>246152014
you're pretty stupid, aren't you?

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>>246151754
omg hurr durr not even amrikun outlet lel u so dumb

>>246152213
That's just a port. An enhanced port, but still a port.

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>>246151978
The souls of the Echidnas killed by Chaos. Them being behind the bars represents their eternal punishment.

>>246152072
Probably for the worse

Iwata is a spineless prick

>>246151534
>the level 8 yoshi in world 6 is the green one instead of the indigo
I always figured it was because in world 5 you get kicked onto the moon, and you're stuck there

>>246152303
>>There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
SM64 DS
>There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
Galaxy, Galaxy 2, NSMB2
>>The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
3D World

Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)17:28:10 No.246152308?
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>>246152308
another ameritard who can't read filenames

rivets oncechno

>>246151754

>Americans on vacation

They do not look American at all.

>>246152014
I think he posted that pic, because somebody woud point this out. They can't be shocked anyway, since they are standing on plastic.

>>246151978

Speaking of Sonic lore, what's with all the depictions of Sonic and/or the emeralds in ancient ruins and caverns?

>>246152406
>SM64 DS
Good bait.

>>246152473
>taking the b8

>>246152485
Sonic actually has a lot of lore

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>>246149546

>>246152189
>>246152209
>>246152305
>[mental gymnastics intensifies]
They're european.
They're retarded europeans.
That's the point being made here.
They are not Americans.

>>246152545
>bait
>implying
It's damn near an entirely different game, they added and changed so much/

>>246151754
>Americans on vacation
I'd believe those were Russians before I'd believe those were Americunts

>>246152646
>SM64DS
>entirely different game
The biggest change being the fact that it controls like shit with the DS control scheme.

Please, just stop.

>>246150989
>>246151020

Miyamoto said they created Jumpman withot a name and then later named him Mario for Mario Bros.

>>246152656
Nah, Russians have thicker heads, those are American or Australian skulls.

>>246151754
Thread derailed.

>>246152606
>that metal shadow (or whatever it's called) inside a tube In Dr Eggnan's ship

>>246152743
>The biggest change being the fact that it controls like shit with the DS control scheme.
That may be true but that's far from the biggest change in SM64DS, and still doesn't change the fact that it's an open world Super Mario Bros.

>>246151754
What kind of plugs are they anyway?

>>246152485
Time travellers, like in Sonic 2006. Shadow was also a hedgehog, because Dr. Gerald saw those pics after failing a bunch of experiments with the ultimate life form and thought that it can only be a hedgehog.

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>>246152014
Because only europeans know that kind of outlets, and they think everybody MUST use them, because it's the right thing to do because their atheist god tell them so.

>>246152189
>>246152209
No any true patriotic american, will drink a non american beer, they taste like piss with alcohol and burned diarrhea.

>>246151930
>>246152014
>>246152308 (You)
>>246152473
>>246152656 (You)
Samefag

>>246152904
I actually went around the mystic ruins and forest a lot as a kid just looking for lore in Sonic Adventure. It fascinated me for some reason

>>246152973
>(You)
Ya blew it.

>>246152945
>americunts try to copy beer, failing
>say other beers are shit
Just like American "Pizza", am I right you faggots?

>>246151754
that's german beer as far as i can tell

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>>246152945
>mfw american's think they have good alcohol
>mfw american's think they can have fun when they drink

>>246152750
sause?

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>>246150216
>They renamed Princess Toadstool and King Koopa as 'peach' and 'Bowser' because of Political correctness.
>Mario went from Italian American to straight Italian because it has been so long since the real Mario was alive that nobody knows what he sounds like.
>Waluigi doesn't even exist, he was made to drive go-karts and play tennis.

>>246153110
>Just like American "Pizza"

American pizza is best pizza.

>>246153110
Pizza is american, same a fortune cookies, french fries and everything american.

>>246153187
Preston pls go.

>>246153309
What about hotdogs?

>>246152981
>Cream flying outside of the casino
Why did they fuck with our minds like that?

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>>246153309
>>246153196
>even calling this "pizza"
Jesus christ

>>246153429
Hot dogs are a German invention.

>>246150392
Fuck I hate that kid

>>246153605
So was victimizing the jews, did that result in anything good?

>>246153549
Jesus, it looks like one of those shitty store bought ones that you make in the oven.
Also to all of you
>not making your own pizza

>>246153693
Hitler ate sugar, do you want to be like Hitler?

>>246152315
it's more like a remake

>>246153476
that, the entire part where you see the ancient echidna race, everything about that game was just so amazing to discover

>>246153730
Yeah, that's the part americans don't know. Our shit-tier store-bought hobo pizzas are the american pizzas.

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>>246153549
>Not liking greasy cheese with greasy salami

I bet you enjoy italian margherita pizza with you boyfriend.

>>246153549
You have made a mistake that most yuropeens usually make.
You see, America is a very large country.
It's size is comparable to the entirety of europe and yet you people constantly act like a single fucking example could possibly cover the spectrum of shit we've got over here.
If you're going to talk about American pizza then you've got about 10,000 styles to discuss, a lot of which are directly releated to their european ancestors.
tl;dr suck my dick and choke on it

>>246153803
It's just the All-Stars version with voice acting and a couple of edited levels.

>>246153913
>thinks the problem lies on the topping choice
Yep, american.

>>246153792
Yes

>>246154117
it's a remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAHniR5uxY

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>>246149032
yes

>>246153989
If it was made by an american it's filthy greasy shit.
There's no more to discuss.

>>246154313
But if you do the lakitu skip, does it mean lakitu is not going to record?

>>246151754
>This image was shooped at least five times to pin the blame on various nations.
>tfw you lost the one where there's a crying eagle and an american flag behind them, they're all dressed in lederhosen and there's a sign saying "Welcome to England" right next to them.

>>246154313
then where does the second lakitu go when you face a mirror?
Deepest
Lore

>>246154258
Mostly voice acting and sound effects. It's the Rayman Revolution of SMB2.

>>246153989

Europeans think of countries as being small places, like European countries. They don't realize that the US is half a fucking continent large and has distinct cultures, dialects, and food all over its different distinct regions.

>>246153989
>trust me, this one place nobody in america cares but me is totally representative of american pizza!
>don't mind those minor pizza-makers such as pizzahut/domino/papa john, they are not representative of american pizza!
You live in delusion, you fake italian

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>>246151754
>outlet
Needs better b8.

>>246154597
Pretty much this. It's telling that our "principalities" are called states, which is normally reserved for an entire country. Hell, most of our states are larger than the entire UK.

>>246151754
As much as you are right about the stupidity of Americans that isn't an american plug.

>>246154660
So do you also think Nissin cup noodles is representative of ramen, or a TV dinner representative of an actual meal?

>>246154660
see
>>246154597
The recipies and menues for all of those large pizza chains change depending on what state you're in.
But you wouldn't know that because you're too busy bitching to ease your nationalized Napoleon complex.

>>246154660
>this one place nobody in america cares but me is totally representative of american pizza
>literally mentions 10,000 styles (really more like ten or so) in the US

>>246148314
there is no first person look, it goes right behind mario's head. the only time it is arguably first person is when you go inside a cannon.

>>246154890
Whatever is most consumed is representative of what that country consumes.

The vast majority of people in italy consume independently made pizza, not from any shitty chain that gives up quality for price and mass-production.

>>246154984
>>246154998
Show me a picture of an italian style pizze from those chains. Hint: it doesn't exist.

>>246149546
it makes perfect sense if you know how a camera works

>>246155260
>chains are the only pizza in the US
What about regional styles don't you understand? And why the hell would it have to be an Italian style pizza in the first place?

>>246155124
>Whatever is most consumed is representative of what that country consumes.

But what's most consumed in the US is different depending on what state you're in.

>>246154468
when you're recording something you obviously don't want the equipment to show up in the shot, he was probably edited out or hidden in plain sight

>>246148612
>he doesn't play with superior R+C-Down camera

Distant Mario cam was best cam.

>>246155260
I'll do you one better
A video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7ktwv-wUY
>inb4 no true scottsman
You idiots are all the same.

>>246155673
Fuck Papa John.

>>246155428
>whole point being about americans do not have italian pizza, but their own shitty versions
>b-b-but why w-w-would it have to be italian, a-anyway?
Nice try, eagle-man.
>>246155673
Don't see any italian pizza in that commercial. Wrong link?

>>246155836

Why do we need to have Italian pizza? I don't get this. Why are Europeans such staunch originalists?

>>246155673
>italian pizza
>literally american pizza with less colored bread
>still thick like a meat pie
>still 80 types of toppings mashed in
Next.

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>>246155836
No, your whole point was originally HURR NOT GOOD PIZZA! I think you're just stupid.

I'll leave you with this glorious Ray's.

>>246155442
in my state the most popular pizza is from a gas station. it is actually really good too.

>>246154431
there's already one recording you by the time you get there so, maybe

>>246156050
Ironic considering they stole nearly everything from other areas.

>>246156123
What.

>>246155428
>>246155442
>>246155673
There's no point arguing with him, he's doesn't even know what he's talking about. He keeps asking for an "Italian pizza" despite the fact that Italian pizza is totally different depending on what part of Italy you're in.

>>246155836

Italian restaurants have Italian-style pizza. But they're nice sit down affairs, not delivery joints. What you're doing is like saying that American burgers are all shit because the ones you get at fast food are shit. If you go to an actual NICE restaurant you get NICE food.

>>246155836
italian pizza is disgusting. we made it 100x better in america.

>>246156050
Because you should name your "pizza" something that resembles it more, like pepperoni bread pie.

You americans have a thing with using wrong names and appropriating of something else because you feel like copying a hip name.

>>246156257
Having taste buds accustomed to shit doesn't mean it's '100x' better.

>>246156282

Italians brought pizza to America. It evolved over time.

>>246156282
>pizza has to have pepperoni
I don't think you realize that all pizza is just a bread pie.

>>246156076
>if we put toppings that have the color of the italian flag, it's italian pizza
Fucking frauds

>>246156412
>It devolved over time.
ftfy

>>246156175
http://www.caseys.com/

>>246156050
Butt hurt about never winning wars without US aid.

>muh military
>muh culture
>muh New York sized country

>>246156419
I never called it an Italian pizza, and FYI Ray's was started by an Italian immigrant and made pizzas the same way since the 60s.

>>246156514
Their pizza looks extremely flat and lacking in substance.

>>246156282

>Europeans complaining about Americans appropriating things

Boo-hoo, we made pizza different and didn't change the name. Do you not know about Europe's long history of being full of empires trying to conquer the entire world all the time?

>>246156282
>Italian so angry all he has to brag about is pizza

I'm sure that there's other good things there than pizza, no? Or is that all you have? :^)

>>246156241
Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods. The prices are also comparable.

Why do you guys have third world country eating habits? Aren't you swimming in money? In here, only 8 year olds who ditched school and hobos eat at fast foods.

>>246156835
Yes, Rome once conquered everything that was known to man at the time, and I don't see a quarter of the world being called "italy" or derivative now, you fucking americunts.

>>246156872
>Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods
So your sit down dinner is our shitty quick meal?

>>246156872
>Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods.

So you're saying that all restaurants in Italy are shit? If the nice sit-down restaurants are comparable to the lowest tier of American fast-food, that would mean that the LESS nice, NON-sit-down restaurants must be even worse than that, right?

>>246156743
How low of a point must your life be at for you to type that sentence on an anonymous imageboard and not do a double take after reading it before closing your browser and going outside?
I'm not even involed in this idiocy but you just jumped the shark something fierce.

>>246156743
>looks
do you eat with your eyes?

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Wasn't this thread about video games?

>>246157212
>video games
what's that?

>>246157061
>>246157072
Nope, there are even higher tier of restaurants. The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

I feel sorry for you.

>>246157023

No, Rome conquered those countries and let them keep their names, but forced Roman laws and culture on them. Just like how we Americans took pizza, changed it, and kept the name.

See? You're the same as us. Except you rape entire cultures and we only rape some food items.

>>246157074
It's exactly because I'm on an anonymous imageboard that I can say this without a care in the world.

>>246157136
I tend to cook my own stuff so I know what's good by look alone.

>>246157023
How about the Romance languages, Little Italies all over the US, etc? How about bologna, Neopolitan ice cream, Genoa salami?

Fuck off.

>>246157278
I think you don't understand English.

>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

>top class food is the equivalent of American fast food
Why do American's have such low standards?

>>246157339
All food that you jelly americunts brought over centuries later because you have no valuable food to eat.

>>246157473
I meant in terms of price, obviously not food quality.

I've been to a bunch of "italian restaurants" in america, treated like they were hot, high class shit, and they sucked major dicks compared to what we have.

Why are your food standards so low?

>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

Jesus Christ, you have zero reading comprehension.

Pizza joints are a couple notches above fast food. If you want authentic Italian-style pizza, you have to go to a sit down restaurant. There are also plenty of tiers of sit-down restaurants, but maybe this is too complex a concept for you.

>>246157491
>Americans are the only ones with these food items
Not to mention no, your Italians left and brought these things here after Italian Unification because your country was poor as shit.

>>246157331
you sound like a real fun guy to hang around

>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.
Ah, you seem confused. What the anon was saying is that if you want a normal, Italian pizza you go to an Italian restaurant. If you want an American style pizza you just order from a pizza place, AKA a fast food joint.

>>246157491
>literally redefined the the entire landscape of modern food with a single franchise
>no valuable food to eat
I don't think you understand how to assess value.

>>246157473
>>top class food is the equivalent of American fast food
>Why do American's have such low standards?

Sounds like American's have pretty fucking high standards if even our fast food is higher class than top class Italian restaurants.

>>246157734
We became poor when you robbed us of our food to copy it

>>246157756
I sometimes make breakfast for my friends after a good party.

>>246157763
Are you saying that quality pizza is italian and eaten in restaurants, and shit pizza is american and delivered by fast food joints?

sm64 is one of the only 2nd person games

>>246157897
>we became poor because you robbed us of our food that only went there after we became poor
10/10, you had me going.

>>246157830
Such as? The McDonalds overlords and saviour of all people?

>>246157897
You're adorable.

>>246158017
>what are text adventures

>>246158017
what other ones are there?

>>246158148
McDonalds is valuable whether you want to admit it or not.
American cuisine is the most valuable in the world whether you want to admit it or not.

>>246149546
That's a cropped image. The perspective would likely make more sense if you were seeing the full image.

>>246158148
Are you aware that the US is home to the vast majority of the world leaders in food production? We can grow literally anything in the US.

>>246157708
>I meant in terms of price, obviously not food quality.

So you're saying that if I move to Italy I can use my fast food budget to eat at upscale, top-tier restaurants? Holy shit, man, I could live like a fucking KING there, couldn't I? Probably retire on my current $10,000 savings.

>>246158269
>McDonalds is valuable
>banked entirely on delivering the lowest quality food possible in order to save money and open up even more stores
>literally the antithesis of quality
>value
It has value to you because you're used to low eating standards.

>>246158439
[citation needed]

>>246158439
Are you aware that every place is able to grow anything ever, and worldwide production =/= being able to make it?

Are you also aware that you give up quality for mass distribution? Of course you haven't, I doubt you've ever eaten natural food in your entire life.

>>246158505
>It has value to you
Not me.
The entire world.

>>246158550
>>>/google/
Also, you'll find us at the top of food production for the majority of crops out there, along with China.

>>246158550

On the fact that we can grow anything in the US? That's just true. The US contains just about every climate you could want to grow food in.

>>246158720
Not like you grow the things you sell anyway, they come out of the laboratory and you only need one temperature for that.

American pizza tastes like old people buttholes.

>>246158015
More or less. American fast food pizza chains (Pizza Hut, Dominoes, etc.) are generally pretty awful, but depending on where you live there are usually quality, locally-owned pizza joints. I live in a medium sized city that had a large number of Italian immigrants back in the day, so it's not to hard to find good pizza. Then you also have to remember that restaurants vary in quality as well, so some Italian restaurants would be just as shitty as fast food.

>>246158626

>implying natural is inherently good

Poisonous mushrooms are natural, and you wouldn't eat one of those.

>>246158651
A large part of the world has indeed horrible eating standards just like the US, yeah.

Fast food chains aren't anywhere near as profitable in italy because we actually eat valuable food.

>>246158878
How would you know what old people butthohles taste like?

>>246158626
>Are you aware that every place is able to grow anything ever
Good luck growing oranges in England.
>worldwide production =/= being able to make it
>producing it is not making it
Sure thing, buddy.

>Are you also aware that you give up quality for mass distribution

A tomato is a tomato, it hardly cares whether it's in a field of 10 or a field of 1000 as long as it gets the nutrients it needs.

>Of course you haven't, I doubt you've ever eaten natural food in your entire life.
All the corn, tomatoes, and pecans I grew when I lived in Georgia never happened.

>>246158919
Natural is inherently good when you can choose natural or chemical-ridden shit of the same kind, yeah.

That is, when you actually can choose, though. Which I doubt you can for most food types where you live.

>>246158720
It's not just about climate, it's a mixture of things.
You're not the only country to have such features, but guess what, tiny countries like Italy, France or Spain provide much better quality and much better varieties than the entire US, of most staple foods.


Only an ameretard could prefer their shitty tomato to San Marzano or their sub-par ham to Jamon Iberico.

>>246148216
Deepest lore

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>>246159073
I can get a potato infested with weevils, or I can get one where the growers were smart enough to keep pests out. Which will I choose?

>>246158984
I once had american pizza.

>>246158927
>the entire world is wrong. I'm right.
How do italians manage to have their heads so far up their own asses and still breathe?
There are SOME americans who are obnoxious cunts and constantly scream about how america is da best but I have never seen an italian who DOESN'T act like this.
It's crazy.

>>246148032
Lakitu was a storytelling device to add a clever (but unneeded) explanation for why we could follow Mario around a three dimensional world compared to our bystander perspective with the 2D games.

>>246158816
I'm pretty sure you don't know shit about food production.

>>246159038
>A tomato is a tomato

WTF..

>>246159257
I think you need to stay out of Brooklyn.

>>246158903
>only small paces have good pizza
chain pizza tastes good, you hipster shithead that's why it is popular.

>>246159257
Because the quality of food in italy is higher than most of the world. That's why people talk about it, and americans don't.

>>246159116
I'll just keep enjoying my prime Texas steaks and glorious Vidalia onions, my sweet and juicy California oranges as well as my Michigan cherries and Wisconsin cheese.

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>implying I give a shit if you Dagos think this is MUH REAL ITALIAN PIZZA
>implying I give a shit about anything as long as it tastes good

>>246159257
Not him but it's pretty much a fact that italian food is of higher quality.
Just visit both countries, and both in supermarkets and restaurant you'll find there's an abyss between the two countries.

Who is the vaatividya of mario lore?

>>246159424
>chain pizza tastes good
Maybe if you haven't tried homemade Pizza.
Then the rest just tastes like mass produced shit.

>>246159424
>candy crush is good, that's why it's popular
Chains pizza are popular entirely because they are big chains and are marketed. Welcome to the modern world.

>ctrl-f pizza
>66 results
Mario has the deepest crust

>>246159474
Where i live we consider California oranges not even good for juices, and american cheese to be on the verge of not edible.


t. france

>>246159498

Yeah, I never understood why Euros get so elitist and defensive about food. It's just fucking food. Put it in your mouth, it tastes good for a bit, then you're not hungry.

>>246152052

>Mario
>Open World

just stop. please. open world is the cancer that killed video games

>>246159695
that's because you are full of yourselves and jealous of our success

>>246159507
It's been said a hundred times in this thread already but it bears repeating:
There's no such thing as "American food"
American cuisine is an amalgimation of cultures around the world, including italian.
Everything Italy has, America has. The opposite is not true.

But no, "Real™" Italian food is better because Italians say so.

>>246159257
It's a matter of living habits and culture. Italians value food more than most of the rest of the world.
I don't think you'll find many italians saying everything in italy is better, it's objectively not, but the food is of higher quality, period.

You would know if you visited both places.

>>246159701
>not savouring your food
Savages.

>>246159701
Because food is a huge deal for us.
It should be one of life highest pleasures.

But then again, i sometimes forget that i'm talking to guys who don't even know what real Parmigiano is, or Jamon Iberico, or Roquefort.

You just don't know better.

>>246159695
That's because the French like moldy cheese that smells like a sewer.

FYI not all cheese from America is Kraft slices.

>>246159620

I never understood this argument. You do realize that the chain places have their own recipes for dough, sauce, and seasonings, right? And they ship out fresh dough, sauce, and seasonings to the restaurants or it's made on-site from the ingredients.

There's nothing inherently more special about the pizza that comes out of your oven. The only difference is the recipe.

>>246159795
I think you should read
>>246159840

It's not about preparing the final product, it's about the value of the ingredients.

>>246159997
That has literally NOTHING to do with what I just said.

>>246159970
This. It's the same for all food, the recipe is all that matters. And freshness, of course.

>>246159795
I visited both countries: you'll find more variety in some italian regions than in the entire US.

But as i've already said, you don't know better.
You just believe in Italy they actually eat spaghetti with meatballs.
You don't know nothing Jon Snow.

>>246159923
>It should be one of life highest pleasures.

This is what I don't get. You have this weird fetish for food. It's just food, man.

>>246150491
Like he said, a replica.

>/v/ - Food and Cooking

>>246159923
>Because food is a huge deal for us
It's a huge deal for me, too, faggot. As I said in the post the one you're replying to replied to, I don't give a shit about whether or not it's considered real Italian pizza as long as it tastes good. If it tastes good, I'm happy. Quit acting like an elitist.

>>246149571
>People are complaining about the Mario games are the same games with the same story

>>246160117
>2014
>not fucking your food
americans make me sick

>>246159970
You do realize that the chains' personnel for baking pizzas are random low-cost guys out of the street to maximize cost-efficiency, but restaurants/homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly, yes?

And who would've thought. Quality matters when the person preparing the food is different.

>>246160074
That's the problem, you REALLY believe that processed ingredients are as good as the best sauce tomatos, that there is no difference between a shit tier mozzarella and a god tier one, that olive oil is all the same.


You don't know better.

>>246160117
Then why not just have nutrients and glucose in an IV? Or drink nothing but protein shakes with vitamins in them?

>>246160117
It's just food because all you've eaten is shit food.

This is like the console peasants saying 24 fps is perfect for playing games. They just don't know better, so they feel satisfied.

>>246160228
>You do realize that the chains' personnel for baking pizzas are random low-cost guys out of the street to maximize cost-efficiency, but restaurants/homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly, yes?

Following a recipe is something a fucking monkey can do.

>>246160228
small restaurants are no more likely to give special training than a chain. unless you are talking about high end pizza for twice the price which is not even a discussion worth having.

>>246160228
>homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly

>>246160273

>>246160105
>you'll find more variety in some italian regions than in the entire US.
Absolute bullshit.
America is one of the only countries where it's commonplace to have an Italian restaurant next door to a Spanish Restaurant which is next door to a sea food bar which is next dooor to a chinese buffet.
Does italy have food from another fucking planet or something? Becuase that's the only possible way they could have more variation than America.

LEAPEST

DOOR

>>246160358
I've known one guy that had a pizzeria in Italy.
He paid his cook 2k€ a month.

A good pizzaiolo is highly valued, pizzerias will fight to hire him.
More often than not the pizzaiolo itself attracts clients.

>>246160276

I've actually been considering this recently. Looking into that Soylent shit. But I do enjoy that food tastes good. I just don't get being THAT INTO food.

>>246160336

I don't get Americans who cum when they bite into steak, either.

>>246160351
That would be true unless you went to a high quality restaurant and felt a major difference in quality.

Educate yourself.

>>246160273
They get their tomatoes from the same places everyone else gets their tomatoes, given the same country of course.

>>246160273
>keeps repeating "You don't know better."

I didn't realize Italians thought they were so superior to everyone else.

>>246160450
You really don't know.

Visit Sicily, then tell me if Sicily alone doesn't have more varieties of sweets, of pasta or fish preparations that the entire US.

Hell, a tiny town in Sicily is the last place on earth where aztec formula chocolate is still made, and that comes down from the Spanish domination.
Sicily alone has more cultivars of Olive than the entire North America.

You get the scope of it?

>>246160598
I guarantee if I used the same recipe as a master pizza chef and the same ingredients, they would be virtually identical.
He'd just get it done faster.

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Why did this turn into a fucking pizza thread

I don't understand

>>246160598

They have a better recipe.

>>246150362
Sauce

>>246160358
Maybe in america, in italy, shit tier pizza places run by 2 people have a professional pizza-maker guy who trained specifically to make pizzas, before actually getting the job. It's a school.

There should be no surprise that pizza made by burger-flipper tier people is considerably worse, really.

>>246160598
>my food is best yours is shit because i said so
>you've just never had good food so you're ignorant and i am far superior and more refined
>stop liking what i don't like
par for the course discussion on /v/, even when it is about food

>>246160616
But there are cheap varieties of tomato and pricey, excellent varieties of tomato.

Chains are gonna use the shitty ones.

In order to make an IGP Neapolitan Pizza in Italy you are forced by law to choose only the best tomato cultivars.

>>246160684
Here's a tip anon the entire world thinks that they're better than America.
And it's true.