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Was Super Mario 64 from the point of view of Lakitu?

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Was Super Mario 64 from the point of view of Lakitu?
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It obviously fucking was.
Are you a retard?
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No, it was from his camera
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No. It was from the point of view of his camera.
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But who is recording Lakitu in the intro?
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>>246148191
Beat me to it
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>>246148032
Yes, he is the game camera. They show you this in the first 5 minutes.
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Super Mario 64 was Lakitu's take on the Mushroom Kingdom.
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>>246148032

Actually, it was from the point of view of the camera he was holding
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Now that I think about, first person look doesn't make much sense in this game.
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It was from the point of his camera
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>>246148032

Why was Lakitu suddenly not a bad guy?
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>>246148032
But if Lakitu is on-screen in OP's pic...
then who is camera
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>>246148216
deepest lore
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>>246148229
And in the mirror room, don't forget the mirror room
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>>246148216
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>>246148216
he's holding a mirror
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>>246148349
Because Lakitus are a species, and not all of them are dicks.
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>>246148032

You can switch cameras. At the bottom right the icon changes from Lakitu to Mario.


This, however:
>>246148216

remains a mystery
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>>246148216
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>>246148314
It's there to let you take stock of your surroundings. What doesn't make sense is Press R to see nothing but Mario's back.
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Lakitu was just recording footage for his documentary.
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>>246148370
DEEPEST. LORE.
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Is the real mario dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo
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>>246148612
I mean how is Lakitu able to record Mario's vision.
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Now was Lakitu helping Mario? Or was he spying on him for Bowser?
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>>246148216
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>>246148216
It's a Lakitu recording the Lakitu, essentially like a guy watching a let's player, who in turn is watching the main character beat the game.
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>>246148749
He doesn't, the camera just changes from Lakitu's camera to Mario's eyes.
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>>246148705
Each extralife is a new, separate Mario.
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>>246148749

see

>>246148469
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>>246148216
holee fuk
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>>246148867
deepest. lore.
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>>246148216
Doesn't Lakitu state that the Lakitu BROS. will be covering all of the events in the castle?
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>>246149032
Good point.
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>>246148890
Like in The Prestige?
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What if he was actually a double agent spying on Mario for Bowser in order to track his progress?
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>this game was a stage play
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>>246149304
>the only NES game that actually happened was 1
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>>246148867
well shit
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>>246148652

This picture doesn't make sense. If the camera is the viewpoint of the player, then the position of the camera is wrong since we clearly see Lakitu on the left side, pointing the camera slightly to the right where Mario is. Even taking into account the angle it doesn't add up.

Which means Mario is being haunted by the spirit of Luigi, who is being held prisoner by the stars power, which is why he doesn't show up in the game. Once Mario defeats Bowser and gets the big star,Luigi is freed and can finally materialize again. This also explains why Luigi wins a haunted mansion: He is connected to the spirit realm, which tries to win him over. It also explains Luigi's fear of many things, he suspects otherwordly interference in everything and has thus become paranoid.

Truly this is the Evangelion of vidya.
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>>246149304
>SMB2 was a dream
>SMB3 was a stage play
>Yoshi's Island was Mario's childhood
>SM64 was from the point of view of a lakitu
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Unlock Waluigi in SM64 DS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIq4PtGrOF0
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>>246149373
No, 3 actually happened. It was just a dramatic retelling of the events of 1.
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If Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong and DK is an adult Donkey Kong Jr., then why is Mario still the same age as when he fought them?
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>>246149702
Mushrooms
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>>246149665
It happened in the same way Godzilla wrecks japan on a daily basis.
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I had a chance to speak to my pastor privately

he told me mario had the deepest lore
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>>246148032
It depends. You can play with either Lakitu or Mario cameras.
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>>246148032
It was all an elaborate game show.
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>>246149702
Star power.
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>>246149571
>SMB2
You mean the real one or Doki Doki Reskin?
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>>246149702
Jumpman is marios father.
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>>246149702
I guess Gorilla age faster than humans

>cranky will die in your lifetime
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>>246149702
The original Mario died during his adventures. Mario gets constantly replaced with clones, and so it seems like he has never aged.
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>>246149702
Mario didn't fight the original DK. Jumpman did.

You don't really believe Mario and Jumpman are the same person, do you?
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>>246149032
IT MAKES SENSE
FUCKING DEEPEST LORE
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>>246148216
Mozart
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>>246149891
>dream
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Where did all that technology come from between Mario 3 and Mario Kart 64? Bowser was able to cripple the Mushroom Kingdom with wooden airships, but not even a decade later there's jet planes and highways.
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>>246149702
Jumpman was Stanley all along
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Can the cloud even go underwater?
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Are mario kart games canon?

If so, why does peach have a race track around her castle, and why isn't it seen in any other mario game?
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>>246148550
>wallpaper
>209x163
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>>246149702
Monkeys don't live as long as humans and Mario is Italian therefore he has pretty good genes.
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>>246149891
Doki Doki, obviously.
>Stealth "I know there's 2 different SM2 post praise me"
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>>246150092

>implying her and Bowser don't have multiple castles stationed everywhere

Why do you think the appearance changes so much?
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The boo mansion is a doll-house, like kids use to play with figurines.
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>>246149934
>the original mario adventure was Donkey Kong and SMB1
>everything since then has been reinactments...which is why its the same game every t-

deepest
lore

I finally believe
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>>246150092
Princess magic son
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>>246150101

>there are ants on /v/
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>>246149702

What if Cranky killed Mario's father?
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>>246150092
I like to think it's a replica of the castle
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>>246150269
Donkey Kong 2
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>>246150216
So what's the deal with Sunshine?
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>>246150170
>Stealth "I know there's 2 different SM2 post praise me"
Nigger, anybody who bought or played one of the 3 different fucking versions of Super Mario All-stars knows there's 2 different SM2.
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>>246148032
>>246148354
>>246148216
>>246148372
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>>246149948
Have you looked into it? Jumpman was given a name, Mario, during Mario Bros. developer. He is Mario. Pauline is in Mario vs. Donkey Kong as well for example, she didn't age a bit.
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>>246149590

It's real, you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64_HusrPqVY
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>>246150092
The mario kart games are what the mario characters are doing in their off time when they arent performing in plays and shooting documentaries.
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>>246150293

But the castle in MK64 was exactly the same as SM64, right down to its surroundings
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>>246150392
>tfw if this was during the 90's people would be saying it's possible until this very day
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>>246150332
The son of Jump Man(Mario) goes on vacation with the crew. Since they're tired from their acting career. They land and some REAL shit actually goes down. However since Mario is the son of the legendary Jump Man he knows just what to do
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>>246149702

Jumpman was Mario's ancestor, too.
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>>246150037
The Mario universe as a whole now relies more on technology than magic.
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>>246150392
It's heartwarming to see that kids are still bullshitting each other like this.
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>>246150332
Alternate dimension?
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>>246150332
The "real" mario is the impostor, all staged by bowser to fuel Jr's hatred for him for stealing peach and defeating his dad at the end of the game.
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>>246149546
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>>246150327

Could the stork in Yoshi's Island possibly have been working for Cranky to kidnap Jumpman's son, with Yoshi being a former henchman for Cranky?
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>>246149702
Now that you mention it, there are no old human characters in the Mushroom Kingdom, only Toads
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>>246150037

STAR POWER

>>246150690

Prof. E. Gadd
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>>246150382

Mario is actually Mario Jr. Jumpman was his father. Pauline in the Mario vs DK games is actually Pauline Jr., daughter of the original Pauline.

Try to keep up.
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>all these faggots still pushing the Jumpman is Mario's dad theory
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>>246149702
Italians don't age. They just get fatter and smaller as time passes.
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>>246150881
Then prove it wrong

*tips toadstool*
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>>246150881
Theory? Its comfirmed
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>>246151020

[citation needed]
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>>246150958
into they poof from existance? I always wondered where uncle vinny went.
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>>246150881
It's true faggot.
Shiggy is my long last half-father
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>Yoshi's Story is actually an interactive book.
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>>246149702
He isn't. Mario is Jumpman and Paulinas son.
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I wonder if part of training as an employee of Nintendo is to be initiated on all facets of Nintendo's gaming lore, after which time you are sworn to absolute secrecy on penalty of death.
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>>246150554
>beaners
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>>246151075
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>>246151189
Yeah, that game is just the experience of reading the book the Yoshis made. That's why all the Yoshis are playable, why it's all about just eating fruit, and that's why it isn't very good because Yoshis aren't that good at making games.
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>>246151280

So you're saying that Americans are critical thinkers who are not gullible due to asking for sources, while Europeans are gullible fools who believe everything they read on the internet without question? I can live with that.
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>>246151075
Mozart told me.
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>>246150091
Yes clouds are like sponges that abosrb water, that's why when it is cloudy, clouds are full of water, and they start leaking and that's the rain.
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Wait if Pauline is Mario's mom, why is she still young-looking in Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?

And who the fuck is Stanley from Donkey Kong 3?
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>>246151330
>That's why all the Yoshis are playable

All the Yoshis are playable in Yoshi's Island, too. They pass Mario between each other like a relay race.
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2 is an improvement in every way except story.
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>>246151494
>Wait if Pauline is Mario's mom, why is she still young-looking in Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?

Because that Pauline is Mario's sister, named after her mother.
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>>246151481
But how could you have a cloud underwater?
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>>246151256
It's true. Gunpei Yokoi was going to go public with the full truth, but he was silenced by one of Nintendo's sleeper agents.
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>>246151420
>americans
>critical thinkers
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>>246151494

Because she's not his mom, and Jumpman and Mario are the same person

This and the whole thing about Mozart are the most forced part of these threads
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>>246148216
Are you fucking retarded? Lakitus are fucking pros, there wasn't just a single Lakitu, there was an entire crew.

There were even Lakitus holding boom mics and stuff, you just didn't get to see it.
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>>246151672
You can't, unless it was made of something not water like semen.
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>>246151494
Did you know that Mario and Luigi had an older Sister?
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>>246151578
but 3 has the best protagonist
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>>246148032
So is Super Mario 64 all a Reality Show scheme by Bowser? Is it broadcasting on KBS?
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>>246151868
Big Boss lost to Solid, so clearly not.
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>>246151754
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>>246151829

That's Rosalina, not Pauline
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In Sonic Adventure 1, what the fuck are these things in the Red Mountain stage?
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>>246151701
Jokes aside his death was shady as shit. Some say the Yakuza was behind it.
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>>246151754
It amazes me that, to this day, there are retards who are too stupid to realize that American outlets don't look like the ones on that powerstrip.
Retards like you.
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>>246150178
There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
The wiiu will
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>>246151701
The Yakuza isn't affiliated with Nintendo anymore now that Yamauchi is gone
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>>246151978
Prisoners
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>>246152014
Read the filename dumbass.
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>>246152014
>american can't read filenames
The irony.
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>>246150340
3 if you count the superior GBA version
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>>246152052
>There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
>There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
>The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
Literally all of those have happened.
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>>246150554
The Mario universe is merely the transitional state between the Zelda universe and the Metroid universe
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>>246152220
No it hasn't.
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>>246152014
you're pretty stupid, aren't you?
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>>246151754
omg hurr durr not even amrikun outlet lel u so dumb
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>>246152213
That's just a port. An enhanced port, but still a port.
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>>246151978
The souls of the Echidnas killed by Chaos. Them being behind the bars represents their eternal punishment.
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>>246152072
Probably for the worse

Iwata is a spineless prick
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>>246151534
>the level 8 yoshi in world 6 is the green one instead of the indigo
I always figured it was because in world 5 you get kicked onto the moon, and you're stuck there
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>>246152303
>>There will never be an open world mario bros like sm64.
SM64 DS
>There will never be a cool boss battle against a giant bowser...
Galaxy, Galaxy 2, NSMB2
>>The wiiu will die without ever producing a SMU.
3D World
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Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)17:28:10 No.246152308?
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>>246152308
another ameritard who can't read filenames

rivets oncechno
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>>246151754

>Americans on vacation

They do not look American at all.
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>>246152014
I think he posted that pic, because somebody woud point this out. They can't be shocked anyway, since they are standing on plastic.
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>>246151978

Speaking of Sonic lore, what's with all the depictions of Sonic and/or the emeralds in ancient ruins and caverns?
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>>246152406
>SM64 DS
Good bait.
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>>246152473
>taking the b8
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>>246152485
Sonic actually has a lot of lore
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>>246149546
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>>246152189
>>246152209
>>246152305
>[mental gymnastics intensifies]
They're european.
They're retarded europeans.
That's the point being made here.
They are not Americans.
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>>246152545
>bait
>implying
It's damn near an entirely different game, they added and changed so much/
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>>246151754
>Americans on vacation
I'd believe those were Russians before I'd believe those were Americunts
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>>246152646
>SM64DS
>entirely different game
The biggest change being the fact that it controls like shit with the DS control scheme.

Please, just stop.
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>>246150989
>>246151020

Miyamoto said they created Jumpman withot a name and then later named him Mario for Mario Bros.
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>>246152656
Nah, Russians have thicker heads, those are American or Australian skulls.
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>>246151754
Thread derailed.
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>>246152606
>that metal shadow (or whatever it's called) inside a tube In Dr Eggnan's ship
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>>246152743
>The biggest change being the fact that it controls like shit with the DS control scheme.
That may be true but that's far from the biggest change in SM64DS, and still doesn't change the fact that it's an open world Super Mario Bros.
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>>246151754
What kind of plugs are they anyway?
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>>246152485
Time travellers, like in Sonic 2006. Shadow was also a hedgehog, because Dr. Gerald saw those pics after failing a bunch of experiments with the ultimate life form and thought that it can only be a hedgehog.
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>>246152014
Because only europeans know that kind of outlets, and they think everybody MUST use them, because it's the right thing to do because their atheist god tell them so.

>>246152189
>>246152209
No any true patriotic american, will drink a non american beer, they taste like piss with alcohol and burned diarrhea.
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>>246151930
>>246152014
>>246152308 (You)
>>246152473
>>246152656 (You)
Samefag
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>>246152904
I actually went around the mystic ruins and forest a lot as a kid just looking for lore in Sonic Adventure. It fascinated me for some reason
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>>246152973
>(You)
Ya blew it.
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>>246152945
>americunts try to copy beer, failing
>say other beers are shit
Just like American "Pizza", am I right you faggots?
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>>246151754
that's german beer as far as i can tell
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>>246152945
>mfw american's think they have good alcohol
>mfw american's think they can have fun when they drink
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>>246152750
sause?
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>>246150216
>They renamed Princess Toadstool and King Koopa as 'peach' and 'Bowser' because of Political correctness.
>Mario went from Italian American to straight Italian because it has been so long since the real Mario was alive that nobody knows what he sounds like.
>Waluigi doesn't even exist, he was made to drive go-karts and play tennis.
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>>246153110
>Just like American "Pizza"

American pizza is best pizza.
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>>246153110
Pizza is american, same a fortune cookies, french fries and everything american.
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>>246153187
Preston pls go.
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>>246153309
What about hotdogs?
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>>246152981
>Cream flying outside of the casino
Why did they fuck with our minds like that?
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>>246153309
>>246153196
>even calling this "pizza"
Jesus christ
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>>246153429
Hot dogs are a German invention.
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>>246150392
Fuck I hate that kid
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>>246153605
So was victimizing the jews, did that result in anything good?
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>>246153549
Jesus, it looks like one of those shitty store bought ones that you make in the oven.
Also to all of you
>not making your own pizza
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>>246153693
Hitler ate sugar, do you want to be like Hitler?
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>>246152315
it's more like a remake
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>>246153476
that, the entire part where you see the ancient echidna race, everything about that game was just so amazing to discover
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>>246153730
Yeah, that's the part americans don't know. Our shit-tier store-bought hobo pizzas are the american pizzas.
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>>246153549
>Not liking greasy cheese with greasy salami

I bet you enjoy italian margherita pizza with you boyfriend.
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>>246153549
You have made a mistake that most yuropeens usually make.
You see, America is a very large country.
It's size is comparable to the entirety of europe and yet you people constantly act like a single fucking example could possibly cover the spectrum of shit we've got over here.
If you're going to talk about American pizza then you've got about 10,000 styles to discuss, a lot of which are directly releated to their european ancestors.
tl;dr suck my dick and choke on it
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>>246153803
It's just the All-Stars version with voice acting and a couple of edited levels.
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>>246153913
>thinks the problem lies on the topping choice
Yep, american.
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>>246153792
Yes
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>>246154117
it's a remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAHniR5uxY
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>>246149032
yes
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>>246153989
If it was made by an american it's filthy greasy shit.
There's no more to discuss.
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>>246154313
But if you do the lakitu skip, does it mean lakitu is not going to record?
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>>246151754
>This image was shooped at least five times to pin the blame on various nations.
>tfw you lost the one where there's a crying eagle and an american flag behind them, they're all dressed in lederhosen and there's a sign saying "Welcome to England" right next to them.
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>>246154313
then where does the second lakitu go when you face a mirror?
Deepest
Lore
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>>246154258
Mostly voice acting and sound effects. It's the Rayman Revolution of SMB2.
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>>246153989

Europeans think of countries as being small places, like European countries. They don't realize that the US is half a fucking continent large and has distinct cultures, dialects, and food all over its different distinct regions.
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>>246153989
>trust me, this one place nobody in america cares but me is totally representative of american pizza!
>don't mind those minor pizza-makers such as pizzahut/domino/papa john, they are not representative of american pizza!
You live in delusion, you fake italian
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>>246151754
>outlet
Needs better b8.
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>>246154597
Pretty much this. It's telling that our "principalities" are called states, which is normally reserved for an entire country. Hell, most of our states are larger than the entire UK.
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>>246151754
As much as you are right about the stupidity of Americans that isn't an american plug.
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>>246154660
So do you also think Nissin cup noodles is representative of ramen, or a TV dinner representative of an actual meal?
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>>246154660
see
>>246154597
The recipies and menues for all of those large pizza chains change depending on what state you're in.
But you wouldn't know that because you're too busy bitching to ease your nationalized Napoleon complex.
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>>246154660
>this one place nobody in america cares but me is totally representative of american pizza
>literally mentions 10,000 styles (really more like ten or so) in the US
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>>246148314
there is no first person look, it goes right behind mario's head. the only time it is arguably first person is when you go inside a cannon.
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>>246154890
Whatever is most consumed is representative of what that country consumes.

The vast majority of people in italy consume independently made pizza, not from any shitty chain that gives up quality for price and mass-production.
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>>246154984
>>246154998
Show me a picture of an italian style pizze from those chains. Hint: it doesn't exist.
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>>246149546
it makes perfect sense if you know how a camera works
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>>246155260
>chains are the only pizza in the US
What about regional styles don't you understand? And why the hell would it have to be an Italian style pizza in the first place?
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>>246155124
>Whatever is most consumed is representative of what that country consumes.

But what's most consumed in the US is different depending on what state you're in.
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>>246154468
when you're recording something you obviously don't want the equipment to show up in the shot, he was probably edited out or hidden in plain sight
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>>246148612
>he doesn't play with superior R+C-Down camera

Distant Mario cam was best cam.
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>>246155260
I'll do you one better
A video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7ktwv-wUY
>inb4 no true scottsman
You idiots are all the same.
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>>246155673
Fuck Papa John.
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>>246155428
>whole point being about americans do not have italian pizza, but their own shitty versions
>b-b-but why w-w-would it have to be italian, a-anyway?
Nice try, eagle-man.
>>246155673
Don't see any italian pizza in that commercial. Wrong link?
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>>246155836

Why do we need to have Italian pizza? I don't get this. Why are Europeans such staunch originalists?
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>>246155673
>italian pizza
>literally american pizza with less colored bread
>still thick like a meat pie
>still 80 types of toppings mashed in
Next.
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>>246155836
No, your whole point was originally HURR NOT GOOD PIZZA! I think you're just stupid.

I'll leave you with this glorious Ray's.
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>>246155442
in my state the most popular pizza is from a gas station. it is actually really good too.
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>>246154431
there's already one recording you by the time you get there so, maybe
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>>246156050
Ironic considering they stole nearly everything from other areas.
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>>246156123
What.
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>>246155428
>>246155442
>>246155673
There's no point arguing with him, he's doesn't even know what he's talking about. He keeps asking for an "Italian pizza" despite the fact that Italian pizza is totally different depending on what part of Italy you're in.
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>>246155836

Italian restaurants have Italian-style pizza. But they're nice sit down affairs, not delivery joints. What you're doing is like saying that American burgers are all shit because the ones you get at fast food are shit. If you go to an actual NICE restaurant you get NICE food.
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>>246155836
italian pizza is disgusting. we made it 100x better in america.
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>>246156050
Because you should name your "pizza" something that resembles it more, like pepperoni bread pie.

You americans have a thing with using wrong names and appropriating of something else because you feel like copying a hip name.
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>>246156257
Having taste buds accustomed to shit doesn't mean it's '100x' better.
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>>246156282

Italians brought pizza to America. It evolved over time.
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>>246156282
>pizza has to have pepperoni
I don't think you realize that all pizza is just a bread pie.
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>>246156076
>if we put toppings that have the color of the italian flag, it's italian pizza
Fucking frauds
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>>246156412
>It devolved over time.
ftfy
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>>246156175
http://www.caseys.com/
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>>246156050
Butt hurt about never winning wars without US aid.

>muh military
>muh culture
>muh New York sized country
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>>246156419
I never called it an Italian pizza, and FYI Ray's was started by an Italian immigrant and made pizzas the same way since the 60s.
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>>246156514
Their pizza looks extremely flat and lacking in substance.
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>>246156282

>Europeans complaining about Americans appropriating things

Boo-hoo, we made pizza different and didn't change the name. Do you not know about Europe's long history of being full of empires trying to conquer the entire world all the time?
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>>246156282
>Italian so angry all he has to brag about is pizza

I'm sure that there's other good things there than pizza, no? Or is that all you have? :^)
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>>246156241
Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods. The prices are also comparable.

Why do you guys have third world country eating habits? Aren't you swimming in money? In here, only 8 year olds who ditched school and hobos eat at fast foods.
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>>246156835
Yes, Rome once conquered everything that was known to man at the time, and I don't see a quarter of the world being called "italy" or derivative now, you fucking americunts.
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>>246156872
>Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods
So your sit down dinner is our shitty quick meal?
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>>246156872
>Italy's "nice sit-down" pizza restaurants are comparable to american's lowest tier fast foods.

So you're saying that all restaurants in Italy are shit? If the nice sit-down restaurants are comparable to the lowest tier of American fast-food, that would mean that the LESS nice, NON-sit-down restaurants must be even worse than that, right?
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>>246156743
How low of a point must your life be at for you to type that sentence on an anonymous imageboard and not do a double take after reading it before closing your browser and going outside?
I'm not even involed in this idiocy but you just jumped the shark something fierce.
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>>246156743
>looks
do you eat with your eyes?
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>>246157212
>video games
what's that?
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>>246157061
>>246157072
Nope, there are even higher tier of restaurants. The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

I feel sorry for you.
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>>246157023

No, Rome conquered those countries and let them keep their names, but forced Roman laws and culture on them. Just like how we Americans took pizza, changed it, and kept the name.

See? You're the same as us. Except you rape entire cultures and we only rape some food items.
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>>246157074
It's exactly because I'm on an anonymous imageboard that I can say this without a care in the world.

>>246157136
I tend to cook my own stuff so I know what's good by look alone.
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>>246157023
How about the Romance languages, Little Italies all over the US, etc? How about bologna, Neopolitan ice cream, Genoa salami?

Fuck off.
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>>246157278
I think you don't understand English.
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>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

>top class food is the equivalent of American fast food
Why do American's have such low standards?
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>>246157339
All food that you jelly americunts brought over centuries later because you have no valuable food to eat.
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>>246157473
I meant in terms of price, obviously not food quality.

I've been to a bunch of "italian restaurants" in america, treated like they were hot, high class shit, and they sucked major dicks compared to what we have.

Why are your food standards so low?
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>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.

Jesus Christ, you have zero reading comprehension.

Pizza joints are a couple notches above fast food. If you want authentic Italian-style pizza, you have to go to a sit down restaurant. There are also plenty of tiers of sit-down restaurants, but maybe this is too complex a concept for you.
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>>246157491
>Americans are the only ones with these food items
Not to mention no, your Italians left and brought these things here after Italian Unification because your country was poor as shit.
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>>246157331
you sound like a real fun guy to hang around
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>>246157278
>The pizza restaurants are low tier shit, something that is top-class where you live.
Ah, you seem confused. What the anon was saying is that if you want a normal, Italian pizza you go to an Italian restaurant. If you want an American style pizza you just order from a pizza place, AKA a fast food joint.
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>>246157491
>literally redefined the the entire landscape of modern food with a single franchise
>no valuable food to eat
I don't think you understand how to assess value.
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>>246157473
>>top class food is the equivalent of American fast food
>Why do American's have such low standards?

Sounds like American's have pretty fucking high standards if even our fast food is higher class than top class Italian restaurants.
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>>246157734
We became poor when you robbed us of our food to copy it
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>>246157756
I sometimes make breakfast for my friends after a good party.
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>>246157763
Are you saying that quality pizza is italian and eaten in restaurants, and shit pizza is american and delivered by fast food joints?
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sm64 is one of the only 2nd person games
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>>246157897
>we became poor because you robbed us of our food that only went there after we became poor
10/10, you had me going.
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>>246157830
Such as? The McDonalds overlords and saviour of all people?
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>>246157897
You're adorable.
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>>246158017
>what are text adventures
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>>246158017
what other ones are there?
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>>246158148
McDonalds is valuable whether you want to admit it or not.
American cuisine is the most valuable in the world whether you want to admit it or not.
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>>246149546
That's a cropped image. The perspective would likely make more sense if you were seeing the full image.
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>>246158148
Are you aware that the US is home to the vast majority of the world leaders in food production? We can grow literally anything in the US.
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>>246157708
>I meant in terms of price, obviously not food quality.

So you're saying that if I move to Italy I can use my fast food budget to eat at upscale, top-tier restaurants? Holy shit, man, I could live like a fucking KING there, couldn't I? Probably retire on my current $10,000 savings.
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>>246158269
>McDonalds is valuable
>banked entirely on delivering the lowest quality food possible in order to save money and open up even more stores
>literally the antithesis of quality
>value
It has value to you because you're used to low eating standards.
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>>246158439
[citation needed]
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>>246158439
Are you aware that every place is able to grow anything ever, and worldwide production =/= being able to make it?

Are you also aware that you give up quality for mass distribution? Of course you haven't, I doubt you've ever eaten natural food in your entire life.
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>>246158505
>It has value to you
Not me.
The entire world.
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>>246158550
>>>/google/
Also, you'll find us at the top of food production for the majority of crops out there, along with China.
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>>246158550

On the fact that we can grow anything in the US? That's just true. The US contains just about every climate you could want to grow food in.
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>>246158720
Not like you grow the things you sell anyway, they come out of the laboratory and you only need one temperature for that.
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American pizza tastes like old people buttholes.
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>>246158015
More or less. American fast food pizza chains (Pizza Hut, Dominoes, etc.) are generally pretty awful, but depending on where you live there are usually quality, locally-owned pizza joints. I live in a medium sized city that had a large number of Italian immigrants back in the day, so it's not to hard to find good pizza. Then you also have to remember that restaurants vary in quality as well, so some Italian restaurants would be just as shitty as fast food.
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>>246158626

>implying natural is inherently good

Poisonous mushrooms are natural, and you wouldn't eat one of those.
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>>246158651
A large part of the world has indeed horrible eating standards just like the US, yeah.

Fast food chains aren't anywhere near as profitable in italy because we actually eat valuable food.
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>>246158878
How would you know what old people butthohles taste like?
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>>246158626
>Are you aware that every place is able to grow anything ever
Good luck growing oranges in England.
>worldwide production =/= being able to make it
>producing it is not making it
Sure thing, buddy.

>Are you also aware that you give up quality for mass distribution

A tomato is a tomato, it hardly cares whether it's in a field of 10 or a field of 1000 as long as it gets the nutrients it needs.

>Of course you haven't, I doubt you've ever eaten natural food in your entire life.
All the corn, tomatoes, and pecans I grew when I lived in Georgia never happened.
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>>246158919
Natural is inherently good when you can choose natural or chemical-ridden shit of the same kind, yeah.

That is, when you actually can choose, though. Which I doubt you can for most food types where you live.
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>>246158720
It's not just about climate, it's a mixture of things.
You're not the only country to have such features, but guess what, tiny countries like Italy, France or Spain provide much better quality and much better varieties than the entire US, of most staple foods.


Only an ameretard could prefer their shitty tomato to San Marzano or their sub-par ham to Jamon Iberico.
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>>246148216
Deepest lore
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>>246148216
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>>246159073
I can get a potato infested with weevils, or I can get one where the growers were smart enough to keep pests out. Which will I choose?
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>>246158984
I once had american pizza.
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>>246158927
>the entire world is wrong. I'm right.
How do italians manage to have their heads so far up their own asses and still breathe?
There are SOME americans who are obnoxious cunts and constantly scream about how america is da best but I have never seen an italian who DOESN'T act like this.
It's crazy.
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>>246148032
Lakitu was a storytelling device to add a clever (but unneeded) explanation for why we could follow Mario around a three dimensional world compared to our bystander perspective with the 2D games.
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>>246158816
I'm pretty sure you don't know shit about food production.
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>>246159038
>A tomato is a tomato

WTF..
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>>246159257
I think you need to stay out of Brooklyn.
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>>246158903
>only small paces have good pizza
chain pizza tastes good, you hipster shithead that's why it is popular.
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>>246159257
Because the quality of food in italy is higher than most of the world. That's why people talk about it, and americans don't.
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>>246159116
I'll just keep enjoying my prime Texas steaks and glorious Vidalia onions, my sweet and juicy California oranges as well as my Michigan cherries and Wisconsin cheese.
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>implying I give a shit if you Dagos think this is MUH REAL ITALIAN PIZZA
>implying I give a shit about anything as long as it tastes good
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>>246159257
Not him but it's pretty much a fact that italian food is of higher quality.
Just visit both countries, and both in supermarkets and restaurant you'll find there's an abyss between the two countries.
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Who is the vaatividya of mario lore?
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>>246159424
>chain pizza tastes good
Maybe if you haven't tried homemade Pizza.
Then the rest just tastes like mass produced shit.
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>>246159424
>candy crush is good, that's why it's popular
Chains pizza are popular entirely because they are big chains and are marketed. Welcome to the modern world.
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>ctrl-f pizza
>66 results
Mario has the deepest crust
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>>246159474
Where i live we consider California oranges not even good for juices, and american cheese to be on the verge of not edible.


t. france
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>>246159498

Yeah, I never understood why Euros get so elitist and defensive about food. It's just fucking food. Put it in your mouth, it tastes good for a bit, then you're not hungry.
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>>246152052

>Mario
>Open World

just stop. please. open world is the cancer that killed video games
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>>246159695
that's because you are full of yourselves and jealous of our success
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>>246159507
It's been said a hundred times in this thread already but it bears repeating:
There's no such thing as "American food"
American cuisine is an amalgimation of cultures around the world, including italian.
Everything Italy has, America has. The opposite is not true.

But no, "Real™" Italian food is better because Italians say so.
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>>246159257
It's a matter of living habits and culture. Italians value food more than most of the rest of the world.
I don't think you'll find many italians saying everything in italy is better, it's objectively not, but the food is of higher quality, period.

You would know if you visited both places.
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>>246159701
>not savouring your food
Savages.
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>>246159701
Because food is a huge deal for us.
It should be one of life highest pleasures.

But then again, i sometimes forget that i'm talking to guys who don't even know what real Parmigiano is, or Jamon Iberico, or Roquefort.

You just don't know better.
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>>246159695
That's because the French like moldy cheese that smells like a sewer.

FYI not all cheese from America is Kraft slices.
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>>246159620

I never understood this argument. You do realize that the chain places have their own recipes for dough, sauce, and seasonings, right? And they ship out fresh dough, sauce, and seasonings to the restaurants or it's made on-site from the ingredients.

There's nothing inherently more special about the pizza that comes out of your oven. The only difference is the recipe.
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>>246159795
I think you should read
>>246159840

It's not about preparing the final product, it's about the value of the ingredients.
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>>246159997
That has literally NOTHING to do with what I just said.
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>>246159970
This. It's the same for all food, the recipe is all that matters. And freshness, of course.
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>>246159795
I visited both countries: you'll find more variety in some italian regions than in the entire US.

But as i've already said, you don't know better.
You just believe in Italy they actually eat spaghetti with meatballs.
You don't know nothing Jon Snow.
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>>246159923
>It should be one of life highest pleasures.

This is what I don't get. You have this weird fetish for food. It's just food, man.
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>>246150491
Like he said, a replica.
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>/v/ - Food and Cooking
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>>246159923
>Because food is a huge deal for us
It's a huge deal for me, too, faggot. As I said in the post the one you're replying to replied to, I don't give a shit about whether or not it's considered real Italian pizza as long as it tastes good. If it tastes good, I'm happy. Quit acting like an elitist.
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>>246149571
>People are complaining about the Mario games are the same games with the same story
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>>246160117
>2014
>not fucking your food
americans make me sick
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>>246159970
You do realize that the chains' personnel for baking pizzas are random low-cost guys out of the street to maximize cost-efficiency, but restaurants/homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly, yes?

And who would've thought. Quality matters when the person preparing the food is different.
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>>246160074
That's the problem, you REALLY believe that processed ingredients are as good as the best sauce tomatos, that there is no difference between a shit tier mozzarella and a god tier one, that olive oil is all the same.


You don't know better.
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>>246160117
Then why not just have nutrients and glucose in an IV? Or drink nothing but protein shakes with vitamins in them?
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>>246160117
It's just food because all you've eaten is shit food.

This is like the console peasants saying 24 fps is perfect for playing games. They just don't know better, so they feel satisfied.
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>>246160228
>You do realize that the chains' personnel for baking pizzas are random low-cost guys out of the street to maximize cost-efficiency, but restaurants/homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly, yes?

Following a recipe is something a fucking monkey can do.
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>>246160228
small restaurants are no more likely to give special training than a chain. unless you are talking about high end pizza for twice the price which is not even a discussion worth having.
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>>246160228
>homemade pizza is made by guys trained to do it properly

>>246160273
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>>246160105
>you'll find more variety in some italian regions than in the entire US.
Absolute bullshit.
America is one of the only countries where it's commonplace to have an Italian restaurant next door to a Spanish Restaurant which is next door to a sea food bar which is next dooor to a chinese buffet.
Does italy have food from another fucking planet or something? Becuase that's the only possible way they could have more variation than America.
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LEAPEST

DOOR
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>>246160358
I've known one guy that had a pizzeria in Italy.
He paid his cook 2k€ a month.

A good pizzaiolo is highly valued, pizzerias will fight to hire him.
More often than not the pizzaiolo itself attracts clients.
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>>246160276

I've actually been considering this recently. Looking into that Soylent shit. But I do enjoy that food tastes good. I just don't get being THAT INTO food.

>>246160336

I don't get Americans who cum when they bite into steak, either.
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>>246160351
That would be true unless you went to a high quality restaurant and felt a major difference in quality.

Educate yourself.
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>>246160273
They get their tomatoes from the same places everyone else gets their tomatoes, given the same country of course.
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>>246160273
>keeps repeating "You don't know better."

I didn't realize Italians thought they were so superior to everyone else.
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>>246160450
You really don't know.

Visit Sicily, then tell me if Sicily alone doesn't have more varieties of sweets, of pasta or fish preparations that the entire US.

Hell, a tiny town in Sicily is the last place on earth where aztec formula chocolate is still made, and that comes down from the Spanish domination.
Sicily alone has more cultivars of Olive than the entire North America.

You get the scope of it?
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>>246160598
I guarantee if I used the same recipe as a master pizza chef and the same ingredients, they would be virtually identical.
He'd just get it done faster.
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Why did this turn into a fucking pizza thread

I don't understand
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>>246160598

They have a better recipe.
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>>246150362
Sauce
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>>246160358
Maybe in america, in italy, shit tier pizza places run by 2 people have a professional pizza-maker guy who trained specifically to make pizzas, before actually getting the job. It's a school.

There should be no surprise that pizza made by burger-flipper tier people is considerably worse, really.
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>>246160598
>my food is best yours is shit because i said so
>you've just never had good food so you're ignorant and i am far superior and more refined
>stop liking what i don't like
par for the course discussion on /v/, even when it is about food
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>>246160616
But there are cheap varieties of tomato and pricey, excellent varieties of tomato.

Chains are gonna use the shitty ones.

In order to make an IGP Neapolitan Pizza in Italy you are forced by law to choose only the best tomato cultivars.
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>>246160684
Here's a tip anon the entire world thinks that they're better than America.
And it's true.
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>>246160450
All those "from another country" restaurants in america are rarely even run by people having actual cooking experience from their own country, or even being native from the country itself.

And if they do, their menus are pathetic and limited.
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>>246160956
In terms of food there are a lot of countries better than US.

Like, at least half of the civilized world.
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>>246160919

>food recipes are dictated by law

Holy shit, man. I knew Europe had a lot of socialism, but fuck.
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>>246161007
you've obviously never been to a large city
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>>246160768
Still less variation than America.
Any sweet, pasta or fish that Italy has, america does too aside from whatever you're talking about with Aztec chocolate which, as far as I can tell, it a pointless denomination.
When you're using fucking olives as a bragging point I think it's safe to say you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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>>246160918
I am talking about your own restaurants. You would feel a huge difference in quality of the end product, compared to your chain food.

That must mean that not anyone can make the same shit when every possible recipe is available online.

Nice reading comprehension though, that is very common with /v/'s course of discussion.
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>>246161153
That's if you want to put a fancy official sticker on your restaurant.

But thanks to that stickers, clients have the guarantee they're gonna get a top-quality pizza, at least in terms of ingredienst.
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>>246160768
North America doesn't grow olives. We import them from Italy. We get stuff from all over the world, European countries including Italy don't import nearly as much as we do.
Saying you have more variety than the US is like saying you have more variety than the entire rest of the world. It simply isn't so.

If you think you have more varieties of fish than us then you've clearly never been to a US port town.
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What the fuck is with you /v/
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>>246161351
Americans are laughing at certificates of using top-quality products, because it's an alien concept to their food habits. Just let them be.
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>>246161184
You really believe what you say?
Do you really know all of Sicilian dishes?
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>>246161471
You don't mess with food nigga.
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>>246161551

Do YOU really know all of American dishes?
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>>246161418
If I named you a rare italian dish, would you know about it? Thought so.
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>>246161351
We simply don't have the guarantee sticker. So what? That is what reviews are for. Exploring. That's half the fun of restaurant-hopping.

>>246161551
Do you know all of American dishes? Not to mention all the dishes brought here by immigrants and given regional variance?
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>>246161645

If I named you a dish made only in the upper peninsula of Michigan, would you know about it? Thought so.
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>>246161621
I'm an 100% sure i know more about US cuisine than you do know about Italy or France cuisine.
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>>246161645
If I named a rare American dish would you know about it?
Personal knowledge still has nothing to do with variety in either country.
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>>246161780
Name it.
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>>246161754
>We simply don't have the guarantee sticker. So what?
It means that all your quality food is content with reaching mediocrity. Quite a bad thing for a rich country, to have heating standards of monkeys.
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>>246161919

Pasties.
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>>246161869
>>246161780
Go for it.
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>>246160768
>Hell, a tiny town in Sicily is the last place on earth where aztec formula chocolate is still made, and that comes down from the Spanish domination.
Bullshit. I get Aztec chocolate from a chocolatier in Colombia.
>Sicily alone has more cultivars of Olive than the entire North America.
No shit, olives can only grow in Mediterranean climates. The only state in the U.S. capable of growing olives is California.
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>>246162102

See: >>246162018
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>>246162018
>Pasties
>American dish
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>>246161997
>all your quality food is content with reaching mediocrity
Not exactly. Like I said, there are top tier restaurants in the US. Even local, inexpensive ones. We just don't have a pizza sticker.
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>>246162018
AFAIK is an UK staple.
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>>246162217
Next you're going to say Detroit-style pizza isn't an American dish, since it's based on an Italian dish.
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>>246162242
Earliest records of it come from France apparently but nowadays it is more of an English dish.
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>>246162350

It's a fruitless argument, anon. They'll just claim nothing ever came from America because it's all ultimately based on European food.
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>>246162350
I'm not even that anon, but in no way is it an American dish. Hell it's barely an English dish, it's a fucking snack food.
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>>246162180
Is this the correct type of food that the americans also call Pasties? I need to know this to answer your question.

Since you did not include a place of origin or an adjective, is there anything else that I need to know?
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>>246162581
Mostly it is true.
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>>246151754

European origin. You're confirming your own ignorance.
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>>246162716
Don't bring up the plug shit again.
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SO HOW ABOUT THAT FUCKING LORE GUYS
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>>246162180
>hey guys name an example of some rare obscure local food that nobody else will know
>names generic shit commonly present in most of the world
Yeah, there's a world of difference in regards of food, just live with it.
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>>246162692
Then if American food is shit, then European food must be shit since it's all the same.
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>>246162878
Mario was a Pinocchio type creation made by an italian pizza maker out of dough.
The reason he eats so many mushrooms is because he's trying to become the ultimate mushroom pizza.
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>>246162804
Thread is already derailed as hell
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>>246162894
American food is shit 'caused it has become shit.

American coffee, smoked ham, weiners.

US just likes low quality ingredients and processed food.
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>>246162894
Not really, it's a quantity over quality thing.
American food is all mass produced and made on a whim while their counterparts are made with fresh ingredients cooked carefully.
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>>246163096
>jews like to sell low quality ingredients and processed food.
Fixed that for you. The merchant is truly America's greatest ally.
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>>246149702
Mario was young in Donkey Kong, somewhere between 18-21. Cranky was already fairly old for an ape at that point, but wasn't showing his age just yet. DK was already in his ape teens in the time of that game. Apes age quicker than humans.

It's not that too hard to imagine.
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>>246163096
See, it seems you've only ever had shit from chains. Go eat a red velvet cake and I dare you to tell me it's shit.
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>>246148032
It was from it's camera, and yet it lacks:
-lens flare
-chromatic aberration
-depth of field
-dust / water droplets on lens
-etc.

Also if Lakitu is holding it with a fishing rod there's no way he would be incapable of performing proper pitch/roll rotations, and I'm not even talking about the inertia of the damn thing that would swing all around at the slightest movement.

Shit game.
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>>246163318
It's eh.
Not good but not bad.
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>>246163096

>Italian food is awesome because of small family-owned restaurants where people put love into making the food

>American food is shit because chain restaurants suck
>America literally has no small family-owned restaurants where people put care and love into making the food

Experience some REAL American food, then come back.
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>>246163530
>This game from the 90's didn't have loads of shit some modern games don't manage
Blunder of the millenium
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>>246163318
Isn't just just your basic chocolate cake with red food colouring and a bunch of icing?
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>>246163306
How did Wrinkly Kong die?
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>>246163740
The difference is that the restaurants you talk about are extremely rare and people generally don't even value them as much as they should in favor of chain shit.

I'm sure that america has the sporadic quality places somewhere, like every place.

In italy, though, that is everywhere. That is the standard.
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>>246163740
>Experience some REAL American food, then come back.
Such as?
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>>246164045

Small family-owned restaurants. I already said that.
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>>246164119
Specific foods anon.
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>>246163974
In the Great Ape Wars
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>>246149978
Can he be still alive?
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>>246163883

No, not even close. It's vanilla.
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>>246163883
Nope. You would know this if you ever had a red velvet cake.
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>>246164247
Ew, not a fan of vanilla.
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Why did she have to die? God why?
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>>246164340
>hating vanilla
there's pleb and then there's you
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>>246164185

Literally anything. Just get it from a small local restaurant. It will be 1000x better than chain food.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5qoehk6xBM
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>mfw mario lore
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>>246164412
Does her ghost show up anymore after 64?
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>>246164458
I want to add to my repertoire of foods anon name some. ctletts and
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>>246164531
Her trophy in Brawl just says that she died from an horrible disease
>>
Italian food regulations
>if you are to run a business about making food, you must use top-quality ingredients in order to provide the best experience for the customers, both in terms of quality and health

American food regulations
>if it doesn't kill too many people at once, whatevs

Gee, I wonder which one leads to higher quality food and which one encourages low cost/low quality practices.
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>>246164412
because rare realized that they created a character to only save games when candy kong already existed

>>246164531
It did in the Paon DK games
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>>246164593
No wonder my captcha didn't go through the first time.
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>>246163871
Yeah, and it would have been one of the few games where this stuff would actually be justified, as opposed to those modern "muh cinematic experience fps" games.
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This thread has filled my brain full of fucks.
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>>246164602
>The wife of Cranky Kong. Wrinkly first appeared as director of Kong Kollege, where she provided game hints. Did you know King K. Rool was also a student of hers? After her passing, she appeared in Donkey Kong 64 as a ghost, where again... she provided hints.
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>>246164639
Candy Kong can't even read, why should she be more suited to save the game?
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>>246164458
I don't think you're answering his question.

Here, I'll help you:
If you asked me what kind of food is known in my region, I'd give quite a lot of specific names and recipes. I wouldn't tell him "ah yeah we can make tacos and everything else".

Since I'm curious as well, point the shit out, please
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>>246163979
>The difference is that the restaurants you talk about are extremely rare
Only if you live in a small town.
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TELL ME ABOUT MR. L. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>This thread

If only we had a board dedicated to food products and cooking
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>>246164779
False

>The wife of Cranky Kong. Wrinkly first appeared as director of Kong Kollege, where she provided game hints. Did you know King K. Rool was also a student of hers? She died of an horrible disease
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>>246164340
It's vanilla and cocoa(a hell of a lot of cocoa) with buttercream frosting. Might be topped with cake crumbs or a dusting of cocoa powder.
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>>246164936
>implying /ck/ would like /v/ tier shitposting
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>>246164983
what language/localization
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>>246163979
So you've never been to America, I take it. Considering you don't seem to know anything about our restaurants.
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>>246150771
>The S.S. Naked Star.
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>>246164936
>american-based cooking board
Please god no.
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>>246165115
Australia
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>>246164412
That sound she made in DK64 when she came out of those doors creeped me out as a kid.

So did Bottles dying and the zombie Jingo king in Banjo-Tooie.
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>>246165010
So it would taste more chocolate than vanilla or would it be like a mix?
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>>246165210
yeah, those damn americans using their american website
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>>246150091
I just started playing this game again. How do you get the eel to leave the ship?
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>>246165241
Why did Bottles and Wrinkly have to die?
Why? Why???
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>>246164936
Every board sucks at what it was made for.
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>>246165462
You have to tip her off
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>>246165556
Oh wow.
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>this thread
Good job, my fellow italians (or food enthusiasts in general), keep doing god's work.

I'll say, it's hard to accept it. When I first visited america, I would never have thought their eating habits to be sub-par, because the country is rich. I need to be honest, it blew my mind that so many people ate shit, so I can understand why the ameribros have trouble believing that a shit-tier small country like italy could never have higher quality food culture than glorious US.

It was then that I learned that food quality is not directly related to its well-being.
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>>246165621
come on anon, I need to get this star
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>>246166030
I skipped past it, even. Got the treasure in the cave instead.
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>>246165238
Well then we're at a crossroads.

I can't tell you if the NA translation has more validity than the AUS translation. We'd have to read the JAP version, but even then Wrinkly Kong was created and subsequently killed by a British developer.
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>>246164925
TELL ME ABOUT SHY GUY
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>tfw lakitu is in every 3d non-first person game ever
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>>246166304
>We'd have to read the JAP version
Surely the EU English version is the most valid seeing as as British guys wrote it?
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>>246169334
Only if Rare translated it.
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>>246169209
There's Lakitu behind Nathan Drake?
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>>246149912
he and Wrinkly will soon be together again
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>>246170570
Cranky can't die, Smash trophy says so
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>mario bros 2 is a stage play
>mario 64 is a TV show

THE DEEPEST LORE

THE

DEEPEST

LOOOOOOOOORE
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>>246171367
Mario RPG is a reality show
NintendoLand is a theme park
Super Smash Bros is post-apocalyptic
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>>246171367
The Mario characters are a troupe of actors; they go kart racing and play tennis together on their days off.
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