Cancer killing videogames thread? Show me what you got.

Aren't atheists supposed to be anti-proselytizing

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>>243773582
/thread

>>243773506

Not only attention whore women

also Let's players

All Let's players are cancerous when they attention whore and jew it up

only cool guys showing the game for the sake of showing a video walkthrough are cool.

faggots talking about their life and making LE EPIC FUNNY COMMENTS XDDD and playing some LE OBSCURE GAME are for fucking prepubescent teens or manchildren making money out of their ADD.

>>243773692
Is that picture associating nintendo with SJW's and feminist extremists?
Hey, back the fuck off, even Nintendrones have standards.

>>243773956
but that image is about neo-/v/, not nintendrones

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>>243773506
Phones, ridiculous DLC, reboots, publishers, EA, cinematic experiences, SJWs, censorship, developed for consoles PC-ports, increasing price of games, Digital-Only, horrible marketing, expansions packs sold as another game like Dark Arisen or Soul Sacrifice Delta or Monster Hunter series and finally the community that buys them

>>243773712
Let's players affect gaming by sales but not any of the things you listed fuck off.

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>>243773506
>Zeldatheism

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>>243774292
>greentexting on Fagbook
>Mario isn't a fast runner
>blaming his being a casual on the game
>"fat waddling thing"

I bet he says "May-ro" instead of "Mari-oh" too.

>>243774112
I don't know where I am anymore

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>>243773506

>>243773956

I agree, nintendrones are bad but just because SJWS and nintendrones are bad doesn't mean they are associated with one another.

>>243774240

Don't forget the fact that "next gen" consoles can't handle 1080p or 60 FPS

>>243773506
Explain. Isn't she saying that those games are good? Shit even /v/ likes those games except for Skyrim

>Dragon's Dogma

Would wife/10

>>243774876
But they can. It's the developers choice to make them lower or unstable by cranking out higher graphics than what they can handle.

>>243773692
This, Sweden is the cancer of video games.

>>243775147
>his audience
That pisses me off more than any of the other shit that person said. Fucking parasites

>All these muh feminism post

But most of neo /v/ is exactly like that

Just nuke this whole mess already.

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>>243773506

People.
The nameless masses who eat the marketing fed them, buy the crappy games given them, give in for minimal gains.
People who do not value their time and who do not value others.
Spoiled children, women, dudebros.
And most of all businessmen, ever since gaming has become so terribly profitable we have nothing but vultures, slaving devs into making them these infinitely reproducable products so they can sell them forever with no cost to them.
And then the people who do not expect any quality for their money.

>>243773506
threads like this

if you like video games so much then just talk about them

>>243774292
Wow, even that gamer girl seems less of a casual than him, even with the MARIO IS MY LIFE comment

>>243774916

Jesus fuck, fuck it indeed starting with taking away the keyboard from whatever deluded bitch that is.

I want to learn how to make video games just so I can make a game called Slutstomper, it would have amazing gameplay and the most disgustingly misoginist horrible pro "rape culture" thing the world has ever seen.
I'd go out of my way to insult all women in all the ways it is possible.

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>>243775332
Good God.

>>243775327
the newfags are white knight moralfags yes but the majority of /v/ just makes shitty threads on how much they hate them

>>243775421
What game is he talking about?

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>>243774916
>>243775049
What the flipping fuck

>>243775718
Wait never mind I just read the next post.

>>243775332

Mother of fucking god, bringing up Journey as a point on "what is expected of a big release" is just WoW, not to mention that neither Journey nor Dragon's crown actually compete with the games the whore said, bringing up a 2 hour game as a point in any discussion is just insane.

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>>243775709
US GAMERS

>>243775680
>>243775505
>>243775421
Why do people kiss the asses of huge companies this much? Seriously what do they have to gain from this shit?

>>243774240
The only right answer in this thread

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>>243773582
Seriously, this

>this unexplainable feeling of knowing that as a race we are becoming more and more retarded by the minute

Its killing me.

>>243774471
>Or Mary-O

>>243775939
>Krauts confirmed for good taste

By the time this thread hits 150 replies, the posts will have shifted from actually cancerous crap like nicklel-and-diming and casuals to blog-like whining about feminism.

>>243776072
Why would a man wear a bra?

>>243775871
Because unimaginative assholes need to feel like they belong to something or their entire world collapses.

>>243775312

yeah same here, none of this is new for Kojima at all and if those are your complaints then you never were a part of "his audience" to begin with.

>>243776072

>HMDI monitor
>notebook for gaming notes (what) when you have a second monitor

>>243776157
Manboobs need support too

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Women, women are the cancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBoeMF4FYs

>>243776209
I'd want nothing more than to be a hot girl. You could literally make a living just being cute and playing games.

>>243776269
if you were going to bedazzle the damn thing to look like a pokeball why not get the red one

>>243776332
>tfw when no A.V.E.R.A.G.E. girl gamer

>>243776332
Thats' not a grill, that's a girl.

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thank this game

>>243776080
This actually pisses me off more then anything in this thread

>>243775819
Maybe he should just not play video games anymore. If he wants to cut corners when playing them because he gave up his free time forever by having a family it doesn't mean everyone else wants to be dragged down with him.

>>243775840

this makes my blood boil, she shouldn't even be on that fucking list, much less ahead of people who have actually made videogames.

>>243776332
Yeah but is she any good?
It's easy to call her another generic girl gamer, but if she's pushing high plat well you gotta give some credit.

Even if she still is an attention whore.

>>243776461
I'm never really sure if this is satire or not.

>>243773506
>>243775059
Why the hell would you ask for analyses of things you're already familiar with? To reinforce your opinions? Why can't people just be happy that they like something without needing to seek others' acceptance? Basically what she's saying is "Please make a video of you telling this thing I like is good."

>>243776332
retro is the stupidest word in the universe

>>243776463
I do

>>243776356
Or pretending to be a cute girl with a voice changer and playing loops.

>>243773506
Hipsters, feminists and wimpy "males".

On a side note, this Anita chick, the annoying and click-baiting feminist that she is, is actually kind of hot.

>>243776573
>4'33" exists
FUCK OFF LAD
INDETERMINACY IS NOT MUSIC
NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT ART IS OVER IS FUCKING MUSIC
IT'S NOT
FUCK YOU

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>>243776347
What the fuck

whats with women these days and having to tell fucking everyone what the fucking do

its like women taking pictures of every fucking meal they fucking eat

these are dark times

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Threadly reminder that this guy is Interceptor's CEO.

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>>243776573
>do books need words?

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Admit it /v/, you would play this.

>>243776573
This is what it means to be an actual retard.

thanks /v/, i'm fucking mad right now

>>243776409
I wish I could get that kind of money for doing nothing

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>>243776573
>Do books NEED words?
>Does music NEED sound?

Way to shit on deaf and blind people.

>>243776729
Oh make no mistake, she'd be good for a hate fuck

>>243775913
What the fuck? So now there's furry emotes on Twitch? For what fucking purpose?

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This one really makes me mad.

>>243776332

you can't fault a girl for trying I suppose, but I think the real cancer here is the betas who donate. I have no sympathy for people so pathetic that they give these girls their money. What are you ever expecting to get out of such a thing I don't understand at all. Are they that starved for female attention? I suppose it's their money and they can waste it however they want but shit man they'd be better off hiring a prostitute.

>>243773506

Review embargo's.

>>243776994
It happened a while ago, so I'm not sure if it's actually still there or not.
Still, it shows just how immature and incompetent Twitch's staff really is. Truly a cancerous site.

>>243776209
>WoW
>F*cking
>$1000
>With a military guy
>No attempt to show even a little boob
>Mac

What is this picture?

>>243776737
>>4'33" exists
He fails to realize that 4'33" is meant to be ambient noise, not complete silence.

>>243775059
she's postin' that list so that people would go all "oh she plays great games" but she only googled that shit or even go here because women and their attentionwhoring

>>243776914

Holy shit how does a snarky idiot like that even hold a job?

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>>243775913
Hopefully Twitch will devolve into some weird furry site and monetised streaming will die a slow and painful death

>>243774240
>phones
Who gives a crap.
Bitching about Dark Arisen and Monster hunter, really?

>>243777164
>DA2 is what videogames are meant to be.

10/10 got real fucking mad

>>243776347
Oh god. I was actually expecting Sanic to play so I kind of scrunched up my face waiting for it.

Girls who playing games and kids are most dangerous cancer.

>>243777149
You're saying that based on nothing but a prejudiced assumption, anon.

>>243777180
This makes me wonder if these guys ever played Legacy of Kain. Or Drakengard. Or Thief.
Or anything that isn't known Nintendo franchises.

I'd say Megaman Zero 4 had better story telling than Mass Effect 2. What the hell.

>>243773712
>are for fucking prepubescent teens or manchildren making money out of their ADD.
I'm a youth worker for a charity specialising in autism, and I can confirm this is 100% correct. Fuckers will not shut up about Minecraft.

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>>243776729

Resting Bitch Face is hot dude

>>243776409
>donate 20k
>oh thx 4 teh 12k

kek

>>243776729
Imagine Anita doing a Facial Abuse scene in the vein of Mayli

>>243775709
>Only MGS Boss fights allowed
Fuck, I love MGS, but he picked the shittest games for boss fights

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>>243776347
How about they just don't use ID's and bio's that blatantly indicate they are female? If they don't want douchebag 12 year old kids harassing them, why do they just not mention that they are girls?

>xXCoDXxXGirlieXx

If you just had a fucking normal name people wouldn't take a second glance. Why do you have to draw attention to it? It's not something to be proud about, everybody knows girls play video games.

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>>243777597

>>243777593
This has to be fake.

>>243777715
evry tim

>>243777593

why doesn't this idiot just go watch a movie then? if he wants to watch the story that bad he could just youtube it. what a fucking idiot

>>243774916
Just talking a moment to enjoy how sjws literally cannot make a point without vile language. Seriously, it's an occassional "fuck" for emphasis, they call people pieces of shit and worse at the drop of a hat.

They're the people our parents warned us against becoming when we first started to swear as kids.

>>243776772
And the game they want to make would be an uninspired COD clone. I don't understand wanting to make a series grounded in parody into a real action game.

It would be like making Austin Powers a legitimate spy movie.

>>243775913
>Some furry faggot bans a bunch of people because they don't like that he's a furry faggot
>IT'S RUINING VIDEO GAMES GUYS!1!

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>>243777715
This is why modern videogame journalism is a total disgrace,Gone Home is objectively a 3 at best.

>>243777101
Fuck, well I barely go there to begin with thanks to retarded stream monsters and ever since they introduced that stupid satly bet shit. Of all the things on that wretched site, the salty bet thing makes me upset, and I don't know why. It just does, probably because it's usually a cesspool for streammonsters.

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>>243777840
Shut up Horror nobody cares about your stupid faggot boyfriend

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>>243777715
>Rigidly linear
>Little gameplay
Oh le ironing

/v/ is the cancer killing video games for me

kneejerk cynicism =/= refined tastes

I've let myself become influenced by angry teenagers on the internet

I'm going to bed. Goodnight /v/

>>243777663
If everyone knows girls play video games, why is it still such a hassle to be a girl playing video games? You can't say a thing in voice chat without watching the entire landscape of the game warp around you in most cases. Also, the non-gendered name thing is stupid for two reasons. For one, girls have different tastes than boys. Even without references to being a girl, you'll see a girlier choice in adjectives and nouns. Besides that, there around thousands of guys using "Mr", "Guy" and other such markers in their name. Erasing your gender online is a stupid solution.

>>243775327
I don't know if this is trolling or not, but for the record it isn't. Reddittors are on the record for coming here to shitpost, and I reckon tumblr as well. Any thread they post their opinions, they get shouted down.

>>243776138
This needs a shop with the head of the guy who showed his dick to the feminist parade.

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This fucking faggot.

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>>243776729
>>243776978
>>243777459
>>243777618
You all disgust me

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>>243777970
Compared to all the other cancers,/v/ is a benign one.

>>243777958
Good one.

>>243777992
If I go on the internet and call myself "modentwink<----3" and talk about how much I like to suck cocks while fraggin' newbs, then I can't complain when people call me a flaming faggot.

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>>243778067
>John Walker
Don't you fucking start

>>243778124
I mean TB is an asshole but a good kind of asshole

>>243775709
And this is why no-one in their right mind refers to themselves as a gamer.

>>243778086
I disgust myself anon
and I like it

>>243778124
This guy's like a schizophrenic.

On his channel he's a pompous egomaniac prick.

Then you have stuff like this and I've played with him once or twice and he was a total bro.

When will stop greentexting outside of 4chan, you fucking faggots ?

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>>243773506

>>243777992
When you play online, you're playing with mainly adolescent boys. Seriously, teenage boys have always been snotty little cunts, you know why? Because they haven't matured.

If it really bothers you that much to have some dumb fuck little kid harass you on an online video game, maybe it's time to stop playing. If you think teenage boys being nuisances to women is a sign of the patriarchy, you are an idiot, teenage boys are a pain to everyone.

>>243778336
>being THIS much of a newfag
Have you ever written an email before Gmail?

>>243778010
It is exactly what neo /v/ is like, do you even know what happened with Anita? It was retarded fuckers from neo /v/ and /pol/ organizing raids so that she could get a shit ton of attention and with it support from people who felt sorry for her.

Feminism was never video games, and the only time it did become video games is when brain dead faggots like you made it so, the only thing that is killing video games and possibly even /v/ is the fact that you're more wound up about politics and other shit than to actually focus on the games themselves.

>>243778381
I agree with this stho

>>243778381
>ARTIFICIAL MARKETING

>>243775871
Religious purposes. Everyone wants to belong, it's just for some people it takes absolute precedence over sense,

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>>243778342
>Zelda ocarina of time on the gameboy <3

>>243777593
>I don't have to be "skilled" to watch movie.
>I don't have to be "skilled" to read a book.
Top pleb

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>>243778342
>But my first love was Zelda ocarina of time on the gameboy <3

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>>243773582
What is that?

>>243778414
If MTFs identify as a female, then they should pick female. Vice versa for FtM. All those other fence-straddling faggots can play a different game.

>>243778434
Casual faggot detected

>>243776801
>free to play
No thanks

>>243778224
dear god...

>>243778381
>>243778434
There's more to a game than just "wow this is fun!" I'm sure people who climb mountains don't enjoy every second of the process, but the rewarding feeling they get after is what they do it for.

No, Dark Souls isn't nearly as hard or rewarding as climbing a mountain, but you get the idea

>>243778562
>[insert remotely offensive namecalling here] detected

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>>243778503
>it's not because of lack of self control

>>243775939

Is that a plugin to see which country a youtube account is under, without clicking the profile?

Which browser plugin?

>>243778503
>It's not a sign of lacking self-control.

So is there some other reason that there are people who get to fucking 400+ pounds besides no exercise and eating 10 times what they should be every day?

>>243776332
At least the actual game takes up more of the screen space than her face.

>>243778414
>implying Nintendo is going to ever tailor their games the a bunch of deviants with mental illnesses
>implying they are actually considering turning Tomodachi into Homodachi
>implying they aren't just going to stop localizing the games
top kek

>>243776543

This, a thousand times.

She's only important in that she creates such a shitstorm throughout the entire games industry.

Carmack created the FPS genre in less time than it took Anita Cardassian to do a series of videos with stolen game footage about how the average male gamer likes breasts.

>>243778373
Except it's not usually little boys. It's usually guys my age. I don't think it's patriarchy or anything like that (I don't believe in capital P patriarchy), it's just a symptom of the environment. Video games are used by a lot of their male players as dick waving contests. That's what is behind a good half of the arguments on /v/. Just because said dick waving does look favourably on women does not mean I should be unable to use the name "Miss Touchdown".

>>243778691
>appreaciating a woman's features is misogyny now
Can't they just admit that they're jealous of animu girls for being more physically attractive than them?

>>243777992

it has to be expected whenever a chick gets into hobbies that are predominantly dominated by men with no social skills. my wife hates going into gamestop with me because the nerds who work there just oogle her with their mouths open, like seriously guys don't you know how to act? also in the summertime she cannot stand the stink from all of the nerd sweat and honestly I don't blame her.

walk into a games workshop and you'll find the same thing really. those tabletop guys are even more aspie than most gamers.

also as has been stated before teenage boys are a nuisance to everybody, if they aren't being sexist to you they are calling everybody else a faggot and they are going to rape their mother. Trust me as a man they irritate me just as much, just in a different way.

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>>243778637
Genetics you retard. Stop with the fat shaming.

>>243778691
>95

this is the new generation
wired to be white knights

>>243778594
>baaaw I'm bad at games I wish games would stop being hard and satisfying and pander to my retard tastes

>>243778846
>People born in the year 2000 are 14 now

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>>243776209
Why is she in the main image and the game is tucked in the corner?

>>243776269

that actually doesn't look bad, well done to her.

>>243776269
it fits the silver of the SP better.

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Why do you do this, /v/?
Do you enjoy the anger? You could have a discussion of something you'd enjoy, but these threads only exist to make you angry about something you will say that people should stop caring about, and yet here we are, caring about it.

Do you like to suffer?

Basically girls. Female gamers. People probably don't share the same opinion as me but I fucking hate them. They don't care about video games, they care about the attention that comes along with encroaching yourself upon a predominantly male hobby. Every time I try to become a part of any gaming community there they are.

"Look at me guys, you like tits don't you, don't stare at my butt I'm not a whore! Just here to play video games :)"

And they are almost always in some sort of position of power whether its a moderator, special VIP member, popular special privileged tripfag, you name it.

I hate them all and I wish rape was legal.

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>>243775709

>>243778865
You seem mad as hell anon, I don't give a fuck, I don't play dark souls because I think it's shit but nevertheless I agree with >>243778381


But if you just want to go "NO U" then NO U

>>243778846
Push it forward a couple years, most people I know from 95 are cynical assholes, it's people from 98 that political correctness took over.

>>243778224
This is why bullying needs to exist
>Sam Adib (from real life)
I'm sure that worked out wonderfully

>>243778956
If you don't expose yourself to the bad, how can you appreciate the good?

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>>243778956
Hate is love
Hate is life

>>243776209
>Women aren't entitled or whores, honest

>>243778971
I don't give a fuck about Dark Souls, but it's not hard and you are, objectively, a casual faggot for saying you want easy games because you suck. Stop being a little bitch and git gud or stop playing videogames. Or play easy AAA garbage or visual novels. Faggot. Stop ruining the industry because of your shitty entitlement issues.

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>>243778967
>Gone Home
>Tipping
>Bioware

IT'S ALL THERE, THE PERFECT SYMBOL OF HATE.

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>>243776269
>>243778954
Could have made a Great Ball instead.

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>>243778967
>tipping culture
Disgusting.

>>243778414
>50 self assigned genders
What the actual fuck man

>>243779072
>saying you want easy games because you suck
But I never said that :^)
I'm okay with challenging but rewarding games

But if it makes you THIS mad I might just play along and come up with a counterargument to piss you off

>>243778414
>waht
Nice try, /v/

>>243773506

Is that a comment on a matthewmatosis video?

>>243778956
Anger, sorrow, misery and suffering are all the things the once beloved industry gives us anymore.

And if that is what we get, we'll take it. All of it.
We'll nurture our anger, we take joy in our disappointments.
It makes us stronger. If we can't be happy, at least we can be fucking angry.

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>>243775840
jesus fucking christ

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>>243779121

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>>243778956
>Why do you do this, /v/?

Because I remember better days.

>>243773506
Halo amigo como estas

>>243779173
"Rewarding" to you means not having the loss of progress as a threat which puts pressure on you? I bet you even save scum with quicksaves.

God bless twitch fags.

I got my GF to start streaming on a pretty regular basis to take advantage of all the retards. I set up everything for her so all she has to do is sit there wearing a low cut top and pretend to be interested in League of Legends. Started out slow but now we're pulling in about around $250 a month from subs and the donations on-top of that amount to anywhere from 30-100 dollars every time she streams.

Some of you have probably even watched her and know who she is. I'm not going to reveal it though because I've got a good thing going here.

>>243778795

a lot of guys don't grow up but that is the nature of the beast. I'm a dude who likes to roll female characters and part of the fun is the psychological advantage it gives you. people get madder when they think it's a girl beating them and the more angry they get the sloppier they get as well. they underestimate you and get pissed off when you own them. then you trash talk them and they don't even return it and try hitting on me with messages. there is nothing greater than getting an invite to some guys apartment in GTA online after you beat his ass, get in there, turn on your mic then watch their rage as they realize that there are worse things than getting beaten by a girl, like getting beaten by what they think was a girl then hitting on said player who just beat them. it's absolute defeat and incredibly satisfying. I've insulted both their skills, their manhood and their sexuality all in one. epic win.

>>243779173
>I agree with this guy saying games that are hard aren't actually satisfying
>but I'm not saying games that are hard aren't satisfying
So you're a faggot and a retard?

>>243779237
On the Bioshock Critique video.

>>243779292
>"Rewarding" to you means not having the loss of progress as a threat which puts pressure on you?

What?

>>243777597

Fucking bottom feeding shit eaters.

I hope these hipsters choke on their own ennui.

>>243779248
I really wish these special fucking snowflakes would get over themselves. Boy, girl, straight, gay, bi. Thats it.

If we wanna talk about real problems and not just what /v/ likes to go about, management issues and disconnection between different departments involved in making video games.

http://gamasutra.com/blogs/DoruApreotesei/20140501/216802/Dude_Wheres_My_Game__The_Truth_and_Lies_of_Delays_and_Cancellations.php

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>>243779248
Please tell me there are people using these in real life who try to enforce this shit on normal people, the thought of it it's too hilarious.

>>243779016
It feels like /v/ is the facial abuse of video games
In the end we are all Mayli.

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Miss me yet?

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>>243774916

i have a bitch feminist "friend" (a friend of a friend that i barely tolerate).

The word rape itself sparks a never ending white fury, with the likes never seen before, just from the mere utternance. She will go on forever about rape culture and how it's unacceptable, blah blah.

Naturally, i have made it my mission to use the word as often i can or just saying it, at random. just to piss her off.


Best part was a conversation which i had no part in at a resturant.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapeeeeeeee"


Best spagetti ever

>>243779361
You said you agreed with the pic, meaning that you see loss of progress as something inherently bad. Do you?

>>243778381
I'd hate to see what this person's opinion is on fighting games if he has that attitude for dork souls

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>>243779298

Wow 250 a month man

That's almost like, 3000 a year

For doing something unenjoyable a couple hours a day

That's some great dosh there bro, you could eat like once a week and live in a shack on that wage

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>>243779408
Sadly yes

>>243779432
Depends, if I lose all progress because of a mistake then fuck that game

>>243775913
The worst part in all this is that the furry porn is clearly vore. The worst kind.

>>243773582
I prefer on the spot created content over overly edited jumpcut footage that supposedly only contains the best parts.

Still depends on who you watch though, chat is cancer. Memes are cancer.

>>243779431
So...why hang around this person if you dislike them?

sites like neogaf, kotaku, /v/, and anyone who uses words like "spoonfeeding, shill, buzzword" and other people who can't formulate arguments as to why a game is bad so they simply say, "go back to reddit"

guaranteed replies

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>>243779298
This sounds like something I should be getting mad at, but it sounds like such a genius setup, and I don't really give a shit about streamers either, so.
Take 'em for all they've got.

>>243779483
It's not a job you fucking retard. She literally sits at her computer for an hour every other night. We both have real jobs.

>>243779298
You're a real son of a bitch, anon. I'd do that too if I could, though.

>>243779483
Hey its easy money man. For all we know she could also have a good and just do this for an entertainment budget.

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>>243779567

go back to >>

>>243777486

With all due respect, the guy wilfully donated money.
She isn't even obliged to thank the fucking moron.

What did he think? That she'd suck his dick?

>>243776743
>go out for a meal with family
>everyone has to wait two minutes when our food arrives while my sisters pushes the plates together in the centre of the table to take a picture for instagram or some shit
Literally for what purpose

>>243779431
I have one of those friends too. I kinda want to tell her straight up I have 0 fucks for social commentary.

Instead I just say that I am a Nihilist and I don't care about the social movements of the planet.

Which is partially true.

>>243779636
Got a pic of her cleavage? I might start check out her stream if shes got a nice enough rack

>>243779636
>It's not a job

It is if she doesn't enjoy it

>>243779652
Soon you'll end up watching her fuck someone else, for some more easy money. For all we know the could also have all that money for herself and just do that without you.

>>243779483
I doubt he meant that's his sole income

>>243779567
>doesn't mention reddit in his "sites that are cancer list"
>complains about people calling him out on being a redditor

gb2reddit

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>>243779408

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>>243773712
You obviously haven't seen cry if you're talking shit about let's plays.

>>243779248
>Thon

Every Fucking Time. Where do they even get Thon from. I can think of no pronouns that fit together in any order to sound like Thon, maybe a variation of them and one, but what that's supposed to mean I have no idea, maybe hiveminds are developing preferred pronouns as well.

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>>243779664
>What did he think? That she'd suck his dick?

you don't know many arab or indian men, do you?

for all of the feminist/SJW whining about "muh misogyny" to civilized white men, and for all their defense of "oppressed nonwhite muslims and brown people!" if you put them in a web chat with an average arab or average indian person, they'd turn racist by the end of the hour

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>>243779760

>>243779780
That one, I think.

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>>243779428

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>>243779760
I'd like to get "Things that never happened" for 300 please

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>>243779760

Can 4chan and Tumblr just fuck and get it over with. You're ruining the Internet.

>>243778561
Thats what my MTF partner does.

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>>243779889

>>243780019
You talk like a faggot. Maybe you should do it

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>>243779780
>>243779889
Wrong.
pic related a thon.

>>243779969
>only 3 gameshow references in one post
You can do better, Anon.

>>243776209
>Apple shit
>WoW
>Begging for a car

Is this fake ?

I mean I will be happy to buy a Toyota Starlet for more or less 1K€ and she is making a 10K pool for a fuckin' car ?!

>>243780019
This, I can't even throw an image I found from google search up on this site without changing the name because you find so many fucking pictures on Google that are titled tumblr_whatever. So then you post it thinking "people will care more about the content of my post than where it came from," and as people descend from their ivory tower to bash you for being a tumblr fag, you realize you've given 4chan too much credit.

>>243775629
oh shit i went upstairs, i hope the internet police doesnt get me

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>>243780097
Theyre the only ones I know

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>>243779567
pretty much

>>243775629
Who the fuck tests games? How can you be this fucking stupid

>>243779491
You'd think he would try and avoid the stubble if he wanted people to take him as a woman.

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I would say "whole bunch of people, who tries to talk about vidya because its popular now and forcing their social bullshit in it".

Just reading popular forums makes me suffer. But not as much as youtube comments sections under games related videos. This one was about scene from Dark Messiah, where you could kick your mentor during animation.

>>243779563
>friend of a friend that i barely tolerate

he wouldn't if he didn't feel obligated to be around her, which sucks when you want to hang out with your cool friend but they also want the shit friend to come along too and you can't really say no because it causes too much of a stir in the group

I was right, as usual.

>>243776040

You fags are more predictable than a brick wall. You shit on social media, yet can't stop using this board as if it were your fucking blog.

>>243779518

This. Why can't people just be normal and post g/fur

>>243778381
>making you feel good about overcoming a challenge is psychological marketing
>there are multiple people in this thread alone that agree with this

>>243780227
normally I would say it's because of how linear most games are but seeing what kind of game dishonored is Ill have to agree he's stupid.

Besides arent playtesters supposed to look at every nook and cranny of the game to see if its working right?

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>>243773582

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Oh and unfunny, forced "lets plays", where people show main menu for 30 minutes, talking about how they saw a cat at breakfast and other unrelated bullshit.

Bonus points for one video I saw lately, in theory about some gameplay - instead, for 20 minutes, he was showing himself sitting in some car, talking about something completely unrelated. WHY?

Those people even tries to post "longplays" now with retarded commentary. And this type of video was supposed to be free of this. Where Im supposed to watch pure gameplay videos now?

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>>243780384
They just want a quick excuse for their blatant incompetence.

>>243779760
>Reverse racist
How the fuck can you be reverse racist?

>>243780416
Playtesters aren't the same as functional QA testers. They're more like a focus group.

>>243780292
>y cant metroid crawl?
Every fucking time.
Someone post the post he made when the baby Metroid saves Samus.

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>>243780119

>>243778480

Based Kojima

>>243777793
Yet he still has better grammar than you.

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>>243780531
Because she is a niggress,and niggers cannot be racist in the mind of a SJW.

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F2P shit

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>>243774916
>disgusting artstyle
hahaha, oh wow. glad to know these fags have zero taste as well

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>>243780295

so what you're saying is

the problem with humanity

is humanity

>>243773582
Oh this.

>>243780497

> Greentexting
> Youtube

Why do people do this? Has to b people how lurk /v/, too scared to post and then try to act cool elsewhere.

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>>243780497
>Where Im supposed to watch pure gameplay videos now?

By playing the game

>>243780531
A lot of black people believe that it is impossible to be racist against a white person. I don't get it but whatever.

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>>243780663
>It's bad (though understandable)

>>243780509
I don't get why these people keeping trying to weigh in on this topic as if the solution was oh so obvious and all they need to do is tell people to stop being sexist and suddenly everything will be okay.
It's naive as fuck, they don't try to understand the reasons for things being the way they are and they likely haven't come to the conclusion that there's rampant sexism abound without having had it drilled into their heads by someone with an agenda to fulfill.

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>>243777618

thread theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA

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>>243775049
this cannot be real.

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>>243774916
>unrealistic expectations for the female body

Landwhale detected

>>243780497
>Where Im supposed to watch pure gameplay videos now?

Is this a serious question? Are you really this autistic. Maybe you could try playing the damn game yourself.

>>243780752

I cant pirate where I am now and there are no demos. Its faster and cheaper way to find out how the game really plays like.

>>243780740

Its classic "Im cool now guys? See? Im using this secret club type of writing! Tee-hee, Im such a nerd XD".

>>243780706

Oh shi...

>>243780575
I appreciate your effort.

>>243780230

I've seen regular straight cis guys who look more female than him.

>>243775709
I think my favourite part of this is it took TWO people to write something this awful.

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>>243780351
wow anon you're so smart

>>243780740

In his defense, the greater than sign is the original formatting for quoting in e-mail.

> YE OLDE CHAIN MAILLE FROM GRANDMAMS
> A JEW, AN ITALIAN, AND A BLACK MAN WALK INTO A BAR
> ETC
> ETC
> ETC

Anon I thought you would find this funny!
Xoxoxo love you

but he seems like underage cancer who doesn't remember what e-mail used to be like

>>243780497
That bastard! Super King is my fucking handle and that guy is shitting everything up. I earned that name, I didn't give it to myself. Ugly fucking retard.

>>243780763

A lot of black people are also fucking stupid. Coincidence? I don't think so.

>>243780752
>>243780863

Jesus, I just thrw up in my mouth a little.
At least use a spoiler if you have to post such disgusting filth.

>>243780806
Oh really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5mXnHyg9w

>>243780663
So basically mysogeny, racism and other forms of social exclusion is a one way hipocrisy.

>>243780763
Racism is discriminating people that are a different race than you. White disciminating black is racism. Black discriminating white IS STILL FUCKING RACISM

>>243780938
As shown by this thread, people in general can be loud retards.

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>>243779760
>>243779863
>>243779969
>>243779993
>>243780531

>>243775954
It's worse than that. We've always been this stupid. And we always will be.

>>243780874
i don't understand this at all

should all countries strive to invite as many asians and africans as possible so that the demographics are "diversed" as well? i live in a place where the only black i've seen was an exchange student

>>243780752
>>243780863
>unironically playing video games
>>243780975
I don't disagree. I was just explaining.

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>this fucking thread
Someone please start WW3 already. This shit happens because we're all bored and don't know what to do with our lives.

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>>243775332
we were wrong Hitler.
we were wrong.
please come back.

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>>243781001
... I think it's time to leave this thread

>>243776729
I don't find her attractive at all.
That said, I'd still probably rape her if I had the chance.