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Pirates of the Caribbean: Effy's Tits

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So...after a six year gap between sequels, was it worth a wait?
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I liked it.
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>>87828046
It was an improvement on the last one and the third.
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Pregnancy really improved her tits
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>>87828046
Despite giving away the compass at least 5 times in the original 4 movies, only this time did it release the dude.

And why did Will have barnacles and shit all over his face when it showed at the end of the 3rd movie that he was normal as fuck 10 years later as he was doing his job.

And it was Calypso that gave Jack Sparrow the compass, she mentions this in Dead Mans Chest.
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>>87828046
I don't know, I thought the themes were pretty lovecraftian if you ask me.
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>>87828046
Better than 4th and 3rd, but not as good as first 2. Comfy, fun watch. 6/10
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i didnt dislike it but the ending was just meh
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>>87828324
youre doing gods work anon
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>>87828046
The entire bank heist sequence could've been cut and the movie wouldn't be affected. I thought it was okay, though it's pretty ridiculous that everything revolves around a (heh) Turner again, and that the old characters like Jack and Barbossa have not aged in 19 years.

That goddamn Paul McCartney cameo
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I liked it. Better than they marvelshit and star wars crap.

Kaya and Geoffrey were the best in the movie desu.
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>>87828046
there was tits?
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>>87828258
>Despite giving away the compass at least 5 times in the original 4 movies, only this time did it release the dude.
He didn't really give it away, I guess. Still thought of it as his, and only let other people hold on to it.

>And why did Will have barnacles and shit all over his face when it showed at the end of the 3rd movie that he was normal as fuck 10 years later as he was doing his job.
Yeah, it's bullshit writing.

>And it was Calypso that gave Jack Sparrow the compass, she mentions this in Dead Mans Chest.
Same as the previous point.
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>>87828258
What are you implying?

Makes me think
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>>87828203
looks like Daisy Ridley if she was attractive
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>>87828395
>Kaya and Geoffrey were the best in the movie desu.
This. Bardem was pretty good too.
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Was ok.
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entire movie is CGI set pieces and sequences the movie is just a vehicle to go through all of them
also orlando and keira just being in the movie for a couple of seconds to collect their paychecks was some of the most hilarious shit
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>>87828482
They have almost no similar traits facewise or bodywise, Kaya is strikingly beautiful by pretty much any mans standards.

Daisy is like a 4/10 on a good day.
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>>87828046
Not really. It wasn't terrible or anything but it was just sort of there, the same old same old.
The freshness is just gone and they never evolved the franchise past the second entry.
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>>87828477
>He didn't really give it away, I guess. Still thought of it as his, and only let other people hold on to it.
The reality is they just made up this new power of it for this movie and it shows.

Hell even it being revealed that it points to his desire was a retcon in the second movie. It was very clearly implied that the compass pointed to the island with the cursed gold in the first movie and nothing more.
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>>87828421
Kaya Scolerdio whatever her name is spellled like spent the entire movie with her tits shoved up to her chin.
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>>87828258
>Despite giving away the compass at least 5 times in the original 4 movies, only this time did it release the dude.
Something about "betraying the compass." When he gave it away before, it was always in furtherance of his own goals. He's still using it and believing in it, just through others. In this one, he sells it for some rum.
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>>87828516
>"Neck like a giraffe"
Sparrow speaks the truth
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>>87828654
got a webm?

I want to test the product before I pirate it
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>>87828258
>barnacles
Maybe he had to repeatably rescue his son (if I'm remembering correctly it was implied that it wasn't the first time he tried to "kill" himself), and doing so was an abuse of his power, resulting in the barnacles.
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"A ship and its crew are cursed and have beef with Jack"

Which movie?
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>>87828677
>those hips
>focuses on neck
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>tfw no kaya
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>>87828258
>And why did Will have barnacles and shit all over his face when it showed at the end of the 3rd movie that he was normal as fuck 10 years later as he was doing his job.
"Man, I have a son. I really wish I could be on dry land raising him with my wife. This sucks."
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>>87828753
1, a heterosexual should like her swan neck
2, seriously she has a really really long neck
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It looked fine at first, then they overdid it and it started looking bad when he actually had to speak.

Less is more folks.
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>>87828685
Just googling her outfit, she spends her entire screentime with her tits hanging out
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>>87828884
good. thanks man
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>>87828555
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>>87828395
>Trying to hang a woman with a four foot neck
>release the platform, she just stands on the ground below with her head still where it was
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Does she actually have tits or is it all corset like Keira Knightley in the first film?
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>>87828984
corsets are awesome

kys you virgin
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Would you?
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>>87828984
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>>87829018
I think you failed to understand any of that question. Take your own advice.
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>>87828984
She's not stacked but she has a handful, much more than flat Keira.
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>>87828555
Yugi's trips of truth confirm
10/10 kino movie of the decade

is she our new titcow?
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>>87829060
So plenty to work with. Good.
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>>87829140
If anything I'd say the movie made them look smaller than they really are.
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>>87829048
Sure
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>>87829279
I don't know they were on display the whole time
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>>87829322
It wasn't deep cleavage though, girls with much smaller chest could be made to look like that through trickery.
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>>87828203
wait wait, effy was pregnant? fuck, who's the lucky duck that knocked up my waifu
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I give credit to the art guys, they did some creative effects and creature designs, and the effects were 90% good, but it's all in vain when it's pretty much the same plot and characters on a loop from the first film.
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>>87828677
>not falling in love with effy the moment she laughs at your pathetic attempts to attract her attention

sure is gay in here
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>>87829533
She's very attractive, dude, I'm just also noting her neck is like three feet long
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>>87828953
this mental image is giving me a chuckle
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>>87828395
so is there art of her actually being hung?
asking for a friend
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>>87829568
So is mine so we are perfect for each other.

It is thanks to my neck that I'm not a manlet so I'm happy and proud of my neck. Chicks also dig the big and long Adam's apple.
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>>87828555
>>87829484
Giv more kaya webum
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>>87829628
>>It is thanks to my neck that I'm not a manlet
I'm picturing a guy with a really short stubby body but with an absurdly long neck
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Was this movie any good? My only reason for watching it, is to see Kaya.
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>>87829628
>>87829685
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>>87829736
It was fine, I guess. If you like Pirates of the Caribbean it's more of that, it doesn't do anything new or original but it is adequately made I suppose.
I doubt I will remember it
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>>87829628
i'm 5'10 and have like a 25" neck. it's definitely keeping me a manlet, but my voice is deep as fuck and people love it

guess it aint so bad
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>>87829764
kek
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>>87829599
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>disney
>the only minority in the film is the villain
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>>87829484
One of her costars apparently, some tall English white dude named David something or other
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>>87830068
She married the guy from that horrible abraham lincoln vampire movie. She gave birth last year.
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>>87829599
Would be hot to be honest
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>>87828555
>>87829484
She is just outrageously attractive, holy fucking god.
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>>87828203
but destroyed her face..

bitch went full skyler white
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>>87828477
>>87828477
Didn't explain the Will thing, maybe deleted scenes.

But an anon said on here a while back that it maybe to do with the fact that Salazar is killing everyone at sea and Will cannot ferry the dead back probably so is being cursed with the fish shit.

Either that or Will just thought fuck it.
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ill ask in every potc thread.

someone make a webm of depp at the end of the flick when the monkey jumps near him, his face is so badly photoshopped and theyve cut half his face off to make him appear slim.
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For fuck's sake post more Kaya webms.
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wtf? Pirates thread and no salazarposter with
>YAGSPARLOWL!
caption, I miss him
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Javier Bardem was great but it's lacking Orlando Bloom
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>>87828203
The bridge of her nose is weird. Other than that she's perfect.
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>>87831209
Yeah would have been cool to see the Dutchmen vs Salazar. Also they seriously depowered Blackbeards sword. Barbossa should have been able to use it to fuck with Salazar by having rigging on his ship or the pearl come to life and attack. After all the last movie showed how fucking powerful that sword was, and they use it just to free the pearl. Fucking retarded.
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>>87830523
Just checked, looked fine.
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