>wake up >see this wat do?

>>87825929
Now my dear, aren't you being a little KAFKAESQUE???

>>87825929

Force my romance into her

KAREN!!! KAREN!!!!!!

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>>87825997
>>87826021
The state of nu-/tv/

>>87826036


DU WOB WOB SHHHH SHIKA SHIKA

>>87825997
kek

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Seems like a dream come true! :)

Oh man, thank you. I wasn't looking forward to waking up today.

>>87825929
Plead her to pull the trigger. In fact, I'll just reach up and pull it for her.

>>87825929
Karen, this is not what I meant when I said you should try being a little more Lovecraftian, this is just crafty.

>>87825929
Realize I'm a shnook.

>>87826604
Yer a fuckin' mook, Harry.

>>87825929
Throw her off her guard with my ever increasing erection

>>87825929
Ask her to pull it. Seriously, I don't enjoy life. I would erase my entire existence if I could.

>>87825929
Exactly the same thing Ray Liotta did and it would be easy.

>>87826488
BRAAPPP

>>87826105
isn't the first post actually kind of valid?

>>87825929
is it lorraine bracco herself?

>>87827638
No

>>87826488
>pokemon
>has fully human penis
lazy artist desu

>>87827816
>criticizing a fictional creatures genitalia

It doesn't exist so it's entirely up to the artist to come up with what they want, not your headcanon.

>>87826105
Who are the two people at the top?

>>87828154
Chucfka and Sneedcraft

>>87825929
fuck her.

>>87825929
cum buckets

>>87825929
fuck you!

>>87825929
>notice there's no bullets in the gun
>play along
>let her have her catharsis
>make up sex

>>87826105
Top is the resurgence of dubsposting in the form of No Can Do threads.

>>87825929
Start masturbating and hope she puts a bullet between me hemispheres at the exact moment I blow my load. Pure Kino.

>>87825929
>smile and close my eyes again

>>87828729
Actually this, I'm sick of living and that sounds like the perfect way to go out

>>87825929
Let out a silent fart
>I want to play a game, Karen
>In a moment your lungs will begin filling with a deadly nerve agent
>The antidote is in one of those bullets and can only be taken anally

>>87828729
>Corpus callosum gets severed
>Become kim peek
>Profit from the inevitable boipic

How are you gonna shoot me with the safety on?

>>87829975
>revolver
>safety

>>87829857
I'd prefer if she let one out on my face

>>87825929
Pray to kafka.

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>>87829677
Sounds perfect

>>87825929
Die while waking up with morning wood obviously

>>87830098
>europeans

>>87826319
>>87826367
>>87826519
>>87826861
>>87828729
>>87829677
>>87829690
I wonder how many would actually take the opportunity. I realize you need some nihilism to even be ironically suicidal, like kids 50 years ago wouldn't joke about drinking bleach like they do nowadays.

>>87830752
while a Smith and Wesson will sometimes have a grip safetie the gun he hands Bracco's character after he pistol whips the tennis instructor is a double action hammerless Military and Police special.

While it doesn't have a safety the lack of a hammer helps prevent accidental discharge and the double action makes it difficult as fuck to pull the trigger

>>87831079
The only reason I don't off myself is because I won't be around for what happens afterwards. Taking two double barrel shotguns and pulling all four barrels under my chin in the middle of the crowded DMV would be the perfect end to my pathetic waste of an existence and sounds so peaceful. But I wouldn't get to see the reactions. I wouldn't get to see all the people that have been waiting for hours realize the entire office is going to be shut down for at the very least a day and they have to reschedule whatever boring thing they had to do. I wouldn't get to see some woman traumatized waking up in the middle of the night screaming because she relived getting painted with the contents of my head. Sucks dude

>>87831261
so in the end it's just another typical internet power fantasy and you will never DO IT FAGGOT

what is up with internet losers and their power fantasies

>>87831339
>suicidal thoughts are power fantasies
Wat

>>87831398
yep. notice the part where it is all concerned with what people's reaction is going to be when he is gone and how much he is going to ruin their days. Power fantasy literally out of a textbook.

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>>87825929
If you're legitimately pointing a gun in my face we'll take that into consideration

Turn myself into a pickle and roll away

>>87825929
I stop ripping off Godard shots.

>>87825929
Open my mouth.

>>87831079
It's the modern control system, make all the low and middle class white people feel useless and want to die to make room for more jews and blacks.

>>87825929
what a lovecraftian situation

>>87825929

what a kafkian bitch

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>>87825929

>>87825929
call my bullies and tell them they were wrong about how I would never be mounted by a woman

>>87831398
The way that that anon is fixating on the reactions sounds like masturbatory fantasy

>>87825929
Not now boner