*inhales*
>>87811399
*exhales*
>>87811399
*exhales*
*burps*
why is it getting ok scores everywhere then?
Based Aronofsky mother! is the ultimate pleb filter
This just confirms normies cant into movies that challenge them on an intellectual level
>>87811399
BRAAAAAAAAAAPH
>>87811483
It's not. The audience doesn't like it. Only some critics thinks it's ok.
>>87811527
Nah I saw it and it's just shit. You haven't even seen it... you're just an edgy contrarian.
Rex Reed's review was fantastic. He couldn't have shit on it more if it were a toilet.
Waiting for that Armond review.
I've never even heard of movies getting an F on cinemascore before.
>>87811483
It's Aronofsky - critics are afraid of calling it shit and being classed as plebs by other critics.
>>87811483
It's getting as much hate is it is praise
>>87811702
Hell yes this
>>87811702
it's already out
>inb4 link faggot
>>87811527
this, it's good, i swear to god i just ordered this hat free with my Regal Rewards Points from based Moviepass.
>>87811399
>>87811617
>>87811641
>>87811740
I don't get this though
how does a director release something that nobody else seems to like?
is it possible that he really likes his movie and nobody else does? or does he hate it as well but didn't have the time to fix it?
>jlaw
this bitch can't act
why would anyone cast her in a horror movie which often needs good acting to be believable
>tfw too intelligent to watch anything other than mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n4jQ0LkLLg
the only mother review that matters
>>87811894
He made a pretty insane, audacious, not perfect but creative film that he wanted to make, with a big budget, wide distribution, etc. That's a good thing. Someone at the studio trusts him for whatever reason. It is insane it's this big of a movie and this strange. Mass audience walk-outs like nothing else in recent memory.
>>87811527
It's not. He has made some true kino, like the Fountain, where there is just the right amount of mysticism and raw emotion that you can't help but be sucked in. Mother! is unfortunately none of those things. It's basically an edgy commentary on climate change. He went political.
>>87811929
I could never review a movie minutes after watching it.
If I did that, I'd have given independence day resurgence a positive review
now i see it as 3/10
Just fuck my studio up senpai
>>87811929
40 fucking minutes?
I've been saying it for over a decade and i'm going to say it again, Aronofsky is the ultimate pleb filter.
>>87812021
>edgy commentary on climate change.
If you believe this i have a bridge to sell you. Yeah, i know he and her are saying that now, but it's a joke. Maybe after the fact he thought the parallel fit or something, but it doesnt. It's about the nature of God, creation and the act of creating, life and art.
>>87811399
Maybe Aronofsky was the unfortunate collateral damage necessary to finally kill JLaw's career
Some of these reviews are glorious
>>87811894
It's a fucking art film ffs, normies are mad because they thought it would be a horror film because that's how Paramount marketed it. The reason why Paramount marketed it as such is because JLaw is in it and they thought they could capitalize on it. The only reason JLaw is in it is because of Oscar bait.
>>87811970
>ass audience walk-outs like nothing else in recent memory.
proof?
>>87812161
This, even at my theater there was, on top of the concession soda installation, a cheap laminated MS word print-out i guess tying it to It, that read something like, 'If you want MORE horror, check out Jennifer Lawrence in Mother!'
>>87812153
more
Kek
>>87812179
Absolutely none my autistic friend, it's anecdotal. My showing of 6 people lost 2, and i've read similar across social media. The same can't be said for very many megaplex films.
>>87812161
Yup pretty much. Casting Jlaw in this was the worst thing to happen to this film.
JUST FUCK MY MOTHER UP
wait, this sound very wrong
>>87812153
Okay. Please, someone, spoil me this. What happens?
>>87811617
How does it end?
>>87812125
Even if I were to believe this bullshit, it still has Jennifer Lawrence in it. Who thinks nature would punish people because Americans elected Trump.
>>87812161
The only reason JLaw is in it is because she's banging the director
>ftfy
>>87811617
>an edgy contrarian.
>for unironically enjoying something
this is sad man
>>87812324
Who cares, Cletus? There's another board for that shit.
>>87812282
j-law's baby gets killed and eaten at the end of the movie
>>87812347
Having your shit taste is even more sad.
>>87812282
probably something similar to antichrist i guess?
but im happy that based Darren Aronofsky got to make the movie he wanted, if this was some art house without that cunt JL nobody would give a single fuck
>>87812282
Jlaw is literally mothernature
>>87811399
What the fuck is this movie even about? I just read the plot of it on Wikipedia and it reads like a fucking coke-induced liberal arts bullshit project made up in a night.
>>87812282
Jlaw's baby gets eaten. The movie is self-fellating 2deep4u piece of trash.
>>87812437
From the sounds of things it's about whatever you want it to be about, which means that at it's core it's about nothing.
>>87811399
Looks like nobody is putting up with JLAW's shit after her tweet.
>>87812505
Noah's failure sure fucked him up.
>>87812153
The fact that she loved any of it at all shows what a cunt she is. The entire thing was terrible, beginning to end.
what the fuck is a cume
like koom?
>Check Cinema listings
>It's already relegated to the little microstudios in Leicester Square (46 seaters)
>They're all virtually empty tomorrow
Wow, hope this movie was cheap
>>87812282
>JLaw gives birth
>Javier (her husband) waits for her to fall asleep then snatches her baby, gives it to a crowd of fanatics who have accumulated in her house.
>The baby goes crowdsurfing pissing everywhere then one person accidentally breaks its neck, they then proceed to rip the baby apart and eat it whilst crying.
>JLaw then gets angry and the crowd start beating the shit out of her calling her a cunt etc
>She then aluh akhbars the house using oil which causes kills everybody but Javier and herself but she is burnt to shit in the process
>Javier then rips her heart out (which looks like a crystal) and creates a new wife for himself
>Movie ends
There is a whole load more insane shit that happens before this but i presume this is what is triggering most people
>>87812282
>jlaw - mother nature
>javier - god
>everyone else - humanity
>>87812535
So it's Seinfeld?
>>87812420
>WOW MAN, DEEP
>>87812794
But with baby-eating
>>87812789
>baby that gets killed -jesus
>>87812747
you pay with cum instead of money
>>87811399
The Rex review in the Observer is fantastic. Worth every word.
>This delusional freak show is two hours of pretentious twaddle that tackles religion, paranoia, lust, rebellion, and a thirst for blood in a circus of grotesque debauchery to prove that being a woman requires emotional sacrifice and physical agony at the cost of everything else in life, including life itself. That may or may not be what Aronofsky had in mind, but it comes as close to a logical interpretation as any of the other lunk-headed ideas I’ve read or heard. The reviews, in which a group of equally pretentious critics frustratingly search for a deeper meaning, are even nuttier than the film itself. Using descriptions like “hermeneutic structure,” “phantasmagoric fantasia,” “cinematic Rorsach test” and “extended scream of existential rage,” they sure know how to leave you laughing.
>>87811801
>bvs is totally good, just buy it on bluray to watch the extended cut
>>87812153
this is the power of feminism
>cinemascore
>pretentious 2deep4u director dude biblical references lmao crap with JShit in the lead
This movie was set to fail from the start
>>87812765
$30M production budget, it's not going to break even
>>87813055
It can become a hit in China
>>87813055
But at least it's not some sort of crippling loss for the studio. It's a lot for an art film though - I'm kind of surprised they were willing to spend this much.
>>87813125
The Chinese definitely prefer trash, so that's pretty unlikely.
>>87811527
Is this just a repeat of It Comes at Night? Interesting if imperfect film that revolts the marvel-loving public by hurting their brainzzz ?
>>87812602
Noah is his highest grossing film and got positive reviews from critics. Normies and some christfags hated it, it was great.
>>87813055
>Movie almost has the same Budget as IT
>IT on its second Friday made almost 3 times as much as Mother will make in its entire first weekend
Kek
>>87813191
It Comes At Night was more just mis-advertised.
>>87812765
god damn
>>87811929
1:55 in "This movie is fucking crazy man, and I can't tell if that's a good or a bad thing that it got this reaction out of me"
That sentence sums up how plebeian the average moviegoer is. If you can't name a single film by Fellini or Truffaut, you should not be permitted to enter a theatre
>>87813055
It gives Paramount a lot of free buzz, plus it will be nominated for Oscars. They'll at least break even after home release
Based It taking down this crap movie.
>plebs disliking aronofsky
sounds like it's gonna be a good one. Can't wait for bluray release
>>87813284
>If you can't name a single film by Fellini or Truffaut, you should not be permitted to enter a theatre
>>87813284
Wow. The only pre-requisite to enter a theater is if you have enough money to buy a ticket
>>87812765
So I checked out of curiosity - in London you'll get more of an art house crowd at the Curzon, but... looks like they're not biting there either.
>>87813554
>£15 to watch a movie once
Fuck outta here m8
>>87813284
Because everyone should be forced to sit through the horrible shit that is Last Metro.
>>87813554
At least 2 cripples are in attendance.
Apparently this was an actual audience review on RT
>"It mistakes having religious references for being a good movie," wrote another viewer. "I get it, we're gonna die, God is our one true salvation, blah, blah, blah. Its so heavy handed and blunt about the message that it makes you feel like an idiot."
>>87813630
Welcome to London| The Odeon in Leicester Square is around £20. The only plus is that you don't get many mouthbreathers at that price.
>>87811617
plenty of critics love it
>>87813913
>pretension is also about ambition
>look how ambitious i am sniffing my own farts
>>87811399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHna3gReBw&t=134
Aronofsky the type of nigga would have shot the orgy scene
>>87812770
Sounds kinda interesting, too bad JLaw is in it so I will never watch it
>>87813913
>metacritic
Literally garbage
>>87812153
if a movie manages to get an emotion that isn't pure disgust (unless disgust is the intention) it's a better movie than any of the brainless money grabbing films out there
>>87812153
>>87812237
>>87812770
i kinda want to see it now
>>87813913
>a savage attack on the the rotten patriarchies that govern the worlds of art, industry and religion alike, with Lawrence embodying the wise but perpetually ignored voice of the divine feminine
>>87811929
ahem...
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451398/mother-brads-status-explore-inner-demons-insecurities
I hate JLaw so much. I despise her acting and I hate her as a person. This makes me very happy. Her career is in rapid declince
>>87812919
wat
>>87813913
Each and every one of them should be fired. I can almost hear the self sucking.
>>87811483
It's an art house film that for some reason was marketed towards normies. People who actually have taste in film are very divided, love it or hate it, and for that it's worth checking out. Of course it goes way, way over the heads of normies so they're all foaming at the mouth in hatred after being exposed to actual cinema.
>>87811702
>After destroying the prelapsarian world in Noah, indie director Darren Aronofsky has returned to his formula. In his sensationalized allegory Mother! Aronofsky sends a nameless woman (Jennifer Lawrence) through a gauntlet of masochistic paranoia, blames modern male chauvinism, and then demolishes Millennial society.
>By casting Jennifer Lawrence as a put-upon hausfrau whose husband (Javier Bardem, playing Man) subjects her to endless impositions and disrespect, Aronofsky hopes to match the surprise box-office success of Black Swan (his rip-off of Roman Polanski’s Repulsion). It’s possible to read pro-choice madness in the film’s pregnancy subplot — in which Lawrence suffers the most horrendous postpartum depression since Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby.
>Aronofsky longs to be thought of as an artiste like Polanski, so Mother! includes cynical sentiments about male indifference (far less subtly than Polanski did). But an obsessive filmmaker doesn’t necessarily rise above schlockmeister status. Aronofsky’s mania for various tribulations never finds a higher meaning, and his emphasis on female discomfort (Lawrence looks zombified, both clueless and hypersensitive) makes him the perfect filmmaker for the Hillary Clinton era. When Woman (as the script names Lawrence’s character) apologizes for objecting to Man’s rowdy houseguests and embarks on a cleaning-up spree, she begs, “I don’t want to interrupt, I’ll get started on the apocalypse.” The line could well have come from Hillary Clinton’s recent campy memoir, What Happened.
lol
>As soon as Lawrence speaks that apology, you know the next plot turn will be an even more nihilistic, dystopian catastrophe.
>The story takes place in the middle of Woman’s renovation of a deluxe mansion, a premise recalling that underrated, slapstick-perfect ’80s comedy The Money Pit. But it quickly devolves into a Get Out bound to please pink-hatted feminists. This pointlessness seems designed for recapping — the strict reciting of plot that satisfies the spoiler-alert generation that cannot think through allegory or perplexity (such as Woman’s nightmare of hordes brandishing quasi-religious ashes on their foreheads).
>It’s Aronofsky’s off-kilter sense of proportion that makes his movies laughable. Woman’s marital slights turn into the nuisance of more and more uninvited houseguests (starting with Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer as a creepy married couple), and then global calamity invades. Because Woman’s character never develops, it’s impossible to relate these surreal events to whatever concerns are in her psyche. Woman’s discombobulated personality displays only a couple of felt moments: her first response to death, then pregnancy (wackily out of order, then endlessly repetitive).
>Aronofsky’s protagonists seem to play out some personal neurosis: “I stink,” Man says after working outdoors; Woman smiles, saying, “I like it.” Not to mention Aronofsky’s own martyr complex. Lawrence and Bardem are not sexy here, just unappealing. Lawrence’s rapport with director David O. Russell lent her performances a charming immediacy (Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, Joy) as Russell worked through his issues toward sanity; Aronofsky doesn’t. His eccentric filmmaking represents a culture that values the opposite of sanity. As Man, the self-obsessed writer, Bardem comes up with the film’s moral: “Now there is nothing left, just a vast and silent darkness.” Aronofsky puts that insight on an ugly, cacophonous loop.
>>87811399
It's not the worst movie of the year, and I didn't even like it
>>87815319
what did he mean by this?
>>87811894
>nobody else seems to like?
CinemaScore is about general appeal.
F does not say nobody likes it, but nobody wants to watch it in the first place.
Who knew insulting poor hurricane victims was a bad idea?
>>87815444
Wait, what now?
>>87811425
>>87811455
YOU'RE THE VICTIM!
>>87813913
>Justin Chang
*pulls eyes taut*
AH ME RIKEY THE MOVIE VELLY VELLY MUCH
What a fucking FAGGOT
post the baby-eating scene
>>87815477
COMMMME
CHECK
MUY
DUUUUUUBS
>>87811641
Rex Reed's Seed and Feed
>>87811399
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>87815278
>>87815342
Armond can't even keep the characters straight. Woman and Man are Pfeiffer and Harris's character names, not Lawrence and Bardem's.
>>87812125
Mother, representing Nature/the planet, is the one that destroys humanity, not God. There's clearly something about general environmentalism
>>87812789
>>87812839
that sounds simple enough to be easily recognized so im guessing this is just a bad movie
biggest cume
>>87815278
Fucking BASED
>>87815848
Its 2deep4 normie audiences, and too disgusting for highbrow critics.
>>87815459
Lawrence said the hurricanes were "Mother Nature's" punishment for voting for Trump.
So it's sure to be kino on /tv/ since everyone hates it.
>>87816116
Aronofsky's a fucking hack so maybe
But then again /tv/ is starting to wake up to how shit Nolan actually is, so there might be hope
>>87811399
How much money did it lose?
>>87813913
I feel the guradian one is being sarcastic
>>87813340
>>87813638
philistines
>>87813520
If you dress like a slob, you often won't be admitted to an art gallery. Kinema must be protected
>>87816116
It actually is kino though
>>87816001
What a based black man
Praise Kek!
>>87815544
dubs confirm chinky chang can't into film
>>87811527
He is an idea stealing kike. All the capital this fuck earned in Hollywood was from him literally just stealing Kon's films and then pretending not to know what they were. Piece of shit. At least Nolan admitted he drew inspiration from them.
>>87812153
lmao feminists are triggered by their own propaganda
>>87816392
It's beginning already.
>>87814469
exactly the same sentiment
>>87816116
it's made by a jew so no
>>87813284
>If you can't name a single film by Fellini or Truffaut, you should not be permitted to enter a theatre
>>87817065
/pol/ hates it so it;s probably good
>>87817198
>dude /pol/ amiright?
No
It was the biggest of piece of shit all year you fucking plebs
>>87814590
ffs
>>87811929
What's his name again?
>>87815415
Think about it.
I repeat.
>>87812389
Liberal cuck ass blasted.
>>87811399
BWAAAHAHAHAHA
The Trump curse strikes again! Talk shit about our president and your movie bombs!
Any good scenes for a pregnant fetishist? I'm asking for a friend.
>>87820719
Somebody answer this man god damn it
>>87815255
>It's an art house film that for some reason was marketed towards normies.
JLaw wanted to go into her I'M A SERIOUS ACTRESS phase.
People behind the arthouse film say "golly gee willickers we have a real bon-a-fide movie star here, we have to use that". Le clueless audience goes to see it based off her name alone.
The results may not surprise you.
>>87815571
exhale, exhale, exhaaaaaaaaale
>>87815319
"Dude regular critics are like <reasoned negative analysis> and I'm like <thinking emoticon>, Youtube is where the real deep thinking lies <eggplant>"
>>87813313
mother's box office is so low it's the only thing that doesn't float
>>87819513
Literally the opposite, are you retarded? You're talking about boycotting bc your hurt feelings lmao
>>87814469
Same.
>>87812237
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>87813284
>Fellini or truffaut
>Not Andrei Tarkovsky
You're the pleb now
>>87813284
I saw the trailer, and I was looking forward to this.
What's wrong with it?
>>87822692
>he spoiled the whole movie for himself
>>87822692
I purposely avoided all trailers and press, and was glad i did. Nothing's wrong, like all his films it's really good, not great.
>>87822640
Whats with the bird poop? Do people really have a fetish for this?
>>87822825
That's toaster strudel icing you virgin.
>>87822891
Frosted butts?
>>87812025
I'm like that too, every movie in theater is great for some reason
>>87822975
Buns. Frosted buns.
>>87823113
Bun, James Bun
>>87815255
>Of course it goes way, way over the heads of normies so they're all foaming at the mouth in hatred after being exposed to actual cinema.
That's half the fucking problem with this movie you dipshit. It's acting pretentious and "deep" yet it's message it's pretty fucking obvious to even the average film goer.
Let me guess, you look like one of these faggots here, right?
>>87811527
Can't scarren the darren
>>87811929
joe must be fucking annoying to deal with irl
worst of the century?
clickbait titles are fucking cancer
I have a fear of Lovecraftian themes
will I be able to watch Mother?
>>87822640
wish she wasn't so pale
>>87811527
This. When you've got normies walking out of your theater you know it's a timeless classic.
>>87812770
See, I can get behind watching JLaw suffer.
That's how they should've marketed it.
>>87811399
wait so that amateur porn slut does movies?
>>87825736
kek i like your style, i to am edgy
>this movie
>>87823476
why are they all wearing glasses or sunglasses?
>>87823476
See >>87813699
Even a lot of normies didn't get it after being spoon fed.
>>87815444
Hurricane victims were poor trash, not the type of people who would legally purchase a ticket for a film. They steal everything.
>>87811527
or, maybe people just is in that phase where they wonder why did they liked in the first place a no talent actress who made her way in showbiz by basically sleeping around
>>87811399
>citing CinemaScore
"""journalists""" really want this movie to fail for some reason. Quick rundown anyone? I've read a few articles and they are just scathing.
>>87811527
*tips
>>87815342
Has s lower lip is pink so it looks like he's sticking out his tongue.
>>87811527
wtf I like Mother! now?!?!
I liked it.
Not every movie needs to be ground breaking.
It had a point it wanted to get across and it did it well.
Obviously normies hate it, but I get why movie buffs might hate it too.
Not that this compares to Lynch but its just like how his films are like it or hate it. It's just art, take it how you will.
>>87815278
>implying Black Swan wasn't a ripoff of Perfect Blue
>>87811527
based
It's honestly one of the stupidest art films I've ever seen, the symbolism is so heavy-handed that i was cringing half the time. But I guess that's the compromise you have to make when you gear your art movie towards normies.
Is there a reason for the exclamation point? Like I don't know anything baout this movie besides apparently the husband joining a cult or some shit and her freaking out but what's with the title and exclamation point?
So is this movie really just shit or are you just mad because of how it depicted the biblical stuff and you can't resist he urge to throw all your fedoras at it?
>>87832067
Have seen it. It's just plain bad. Heavy handed, obvious, and even boring at times. I wanted to like it and was prepared to be shocked and thrilled but instead I got an amateurish, shallow allegory with stock characters that overstayed its welcome.
>>87811641
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THESE KINDS OF OREOS BEFORE?
>>87811641
You don't shit on a toilet. You shit in it.
If Aronofsky now the new Ang Lee?
Does the film's title actually have an exclamation mark.
>Mother
>Mother!
Why?
>>87833851
Also the M is lowercase.
>>87811399
T R U M P C U R S E
>liberals hate it
>conservatives hate it
>/tv/ hates it
So this is automatically movie of the year right?
I watched this movie and contracted a serious case of Wise Oft-Ignored Feminine Divinity.
>>87833915
This is the movie I wanted Neon Demon to be.
So, what is studios excuse now, as Mother! is flopping despite it has fairly positive Rotten Tomatoes score? Do they now complain for the audience having a different taste from the critics?
>>87834055
>capital M
This is how I know you're a pleb.
>>87834055
Production cost is too high for an arthouse flick. This should have been a $10m max movie not $30m. They should have gone with a less high profile cast
Hiring JLaw did more damage than good
>>87812770
so "people" hate it because its the opposite of SJW? sign me the FUCK up senpai.
>>87834055
>So, what is studios excuse now, as Mother! is flopping despite it has fairly positive Rotten Tomatoes score?
The usual: MRAs, Trump voters, misogynistic neckbeards and the like.
>>87834529
quiet woman
>>87834621
I am on your side, silly willy.
>when being a famous kike director suddenly isn't enough
*burps*
>>87816585
this ffs you can draw huge parallels just by reading wiki descriptions of both kon and kikes films
>>87811399
hold
hold
HALE
>>87811527
>if a director has "artsy" kike last name and makes pseudointellectual trash his movies can't be bad!!!
>>87814590
wow
>>87813554
THIRTY FUCKING POUNDS!
That's $90 dollarydoos here. How the fuck was Brexit the right idea bong?
>>87811399
Saw it yesterday, liked it a lot. It's no Fountain, but it succeeded at what it was going for. Well shot, well directed, great performances all around, Javier's screen presence is something else.
I had a lot of fun hearing normie reactions at my theater too. I guess the movie was marketed as a "horror house" movie or something.
>>87812237
I mean, he's not wrong.
>>87812893
Wow, this nigga is ripping everyone apart. This is fucking gold.
>>87812893
>Using descriptions like “hermeneutic structure,” “phantasmagoric fantasia,” “cinematic Rorsach test” and “extended scream of existential rage"
Jesus, I can see the fedoras tipping from all the way here.
>>87811903
She unironically slept with the director like the slut she is.
>>87811399
is it really worse than the emoji movie?
REALLY?
so its just /pol/ neckfats that hate it because it has jlaw in it and has to do with climate change? YMS said it was good
Pi > The Fountain > Mother! > Wrestler = Black Swan = Requiem (Normie Trilogy) >>>>>>> Noah
>>87834301
>tfw they make literally the exact same mistake as Passengers and get the exact same result
>>87811399
did this nigga really rip off begotten?
>>87837553
>unironically
Do you even know how to use words?
>>87823476
every single person in that picture is wearing The Glasses
is this shit like a millennial neo-freemason signal or something
>>87811527
Based kike
>>87812153
Based.
I may have to watch it after all.
>>87814590
>mfw ignoring the divine feminine all my life
>tfw part of not one but three rotten patriarchies at the same time
>>87823476
WHERE IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS BESSIE?!
>>87811399
well it has a 68% on RT so it must be decent
>>87816585
>defending pleb god nolan
You weeb retard, Aronofsky is very open about his love for Kon. He literally owns the rights to Perfect Blue so he could reshoot scenes from it without theft. You don't need to watch mother! A marvel movie is probably coming out soon.
>>87823476
Judging from the user reviews, everybody that hated it, didn't even begin to get it. They were mostly just offended.
>>87814590
>the divine feminine
>>87839504
>Owns films to copy them
Worst fucking kike
>>87814527
so is RT and /tv/ judges movies on release by its score
jlaw = europe
bardem = merkel
everyone else = immigrants