Lets have a good old Bond thread

>>87809632
last night I...pierced the buns of your sister?

That's weak, senpai.

>>87809675
>he's never bondburgered a girl

Live a little chum.

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IT WAS ME JAMES

last night i pierced in-n-out your sister

>>87809745
Actually consider killing yourself

>>87809745
Last night I snee'd feed & seed formerly chuck's falling with clocks your sister

>>87809745
>>87809766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM

goldfingered her whopper

I James Bond cheaseburgered your sister?

Pierced your sister buns.

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>>87809632
Your meme pic is going to strangle that OP.

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>Dalton isnt the best Bond

Why do people think this way?

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond posing with a gun on his hand next to a hamburger?

>>87809833
big brain.

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>tfw you haven't Bond burgered anyone's sister

>>87809833

He didn't overstay his welcome at least.

>>87809632
I remember a long time ago an anon posted the answer to this image and it completely ruined it for me because it made perfect sense and took all the fun out of speculation.
I've since forgotten that answer.

Somewhere, some anon who has moved past 4chan long ago, has won.

>>87809810
chuckled audibly

>>87809632
Last night my bro's nan secretly serviced your sister's patties.

fed burgers to your sister

>>87809937
Brosnan is the sixth Bond and the burger is a number 9 on some place's menu.

69.

>>87809991
They invented a cure for aging?

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>>87810075

Excellent deduction

>>87809794
turn the main town a dad skid row

>>87809794
you may not like it but this is what peak autism looks like

I think we can all agree that Brosnan is the best Bond.

>>87809632
Pierced and pounded

>>87810220
Skyfall is better than Casino Royale. Half of that movie pandered to the poker craze at the time.

>>87809745
She needed a good sneed clocking desu

>>87809794
>Being this much of a hothead
>>>/r/eddit

secretly pounded

>Best bonds

1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby

>Best films

Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger

>Best themes

Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies

Post yours

>Best bonds

1. Connery
2. Craig
3. Moore
4. Brosnan
5. Lazenby
6. Dalton

>Best films

From Russia With Love
Skyfall
Goldfinger
The Spy Who Loved Me
Dr. No

>Best themes

Can't remember

>>87811523
>2. Craig
>3. Moore
>6. Dalton
>Skyfall

What a terrible list

last night I secretly pounded your sister

>>87811568
Movies aren't in order, but Skyfall is the best nu-bond by far. Feel free to swap Lazenby and Dalton if you want, they're both equally shit.

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>>87809794
jesus christ, these people are unironically the ones posting sneed threads 24/7

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>>87811658
>Dalton
>Shit
Its time to stop posting anon

Also Skyfall was fucking shit

>>87809745
Last night i bred n fed neds little white clock n cucked your wifes sons sister

>>87809745
Last night I was the first non-Brazilian person to get sucked and fucked by your sister.

Why does this Dalton meme exist?

>>87811994
contrarianism™

>>87811994
Daltoin is great though

>>87811817
Brosnan is definitely the meme.

assassin ated

>>87812103
Last night I Jack Nicholsoned your broccoli sister?

>>87812255
>>87812255

>broccoli

>>87811315
1.Moore
2.Connery
3.Brosnan
4.Dalton
5.Craig
6.Lazenby

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>>87811974

>>87812255
>Jack Nicholson

>>87809794
get this hothead outta here

>>87812255
>jack nicholson

>>87809833
Because he was more serious Bond after a couple of too many silly Moore Bonds. Dalton could have been a great Bond, sadly enough there was issues with the series which delayed the making of the Golden Eye with him as Bond.

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Idris will be the next Bond, he gets his own meme card

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>>87810220
>Octopussy, Skyfall, and A View To A Kill that low

>>87812737
Last night i nigger nutted in your gf?

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>>87809833
fixed your image for ya kiddo

>>87810086
Its called not smoking

>>87810220
>he fell for the quantum of solace is shit meme
get bondburgered

>>87814373
It is shit

>>87809632
Idris Elba

>>87810220
>Moonraker not God tier

>>87809632
last night i...lovecrafted.. your sister? i just don't get it. it's too cosmic

>>87813425
This is a meme. Lazenby was terrible as Bond, Timothy Dalton was much better.

>>87814400
kek

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>>87809745

Kys

>>87812103
Last night I donkey rhubarbed your sister?

>>87814620
this is the only autistic messy 4chan magified replies picture i like. Sad to see dannyboytbh back at it again

>>87814489
I just made that right before I posted it. I love Lazenby. It's a shame he didn't want to do more Bond films. Fuck you I hate memes.

>>87809632
Official ranking:

>Dalton>Connery>Craig>Moore>Brosnan>Lazenby

Best Bond films for each actor

>Craig- Casino Royale
>Brosnan- Goldeneye
>Dalton - TLD
>Moore - TSWLM
>Lazenby - OHMSS
>Connery - Goldfinger

Worst Bond film for each actor

>Craig - Spectre
>Brosnan - DAD
>Dalton - LTK (decent though)
>Moore - AVTAK
>Lazenby - OHMSS (Overall it's a decent movie for his one film)
>Connery - DAF

Bond is overrated as fuck.

There, I said it.

>>87814982
>Connery - Goldfinger

What

>>87814982
From Russia with Love. Goldfinger is a load of overrated shit.

>>87811675
Yep
YouTube commentors need to disappear

>>87815073
No it's way better.

>>87815100
Fuck off with that shit. All Goldfinger can be given credit for is laying down the formula. It's an awfully paced, cartoony as fuck, poorly written mess.

>>87815183
lol

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>tfw never seen a single bond movie
where do I begin?

>Last night I old greasy sister your sister

>>87815261
With the first Bond film

You can buy all the films in one box set for like £40

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>>87809991
Fixed

>>87812103
Last night I Aphex Twin rhubarb'd your sister?

>>87815284
dont listen to this conformist you pirate them all

>>87815375

DELET

>>87812103
last night i schottkeyed my sprig into your sister?

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>>87809833
Fixed it for you.

>>87815375
RIP in peace, Roger. Nobody does it better. Not really, you weren't the best. I still liked you though.