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Holy christ, the rumors are true. This women is seriously a synthesis of literally every unlikable quality a human can posses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7rk7eHHAM
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>>87802982
Seth Meyers is easily the worst late night host I've ever seen.
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>extremely famous actress has a big ego

holy shit OP this is some earth shaking investigative reporting you have done
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>>87803019
This. His voice is irritating, he's unfunny as hell and just plainly unlikable. Terrible.
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If I had a girlfriend she'd be way cuter than this, that's for sure
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>>87802982
Not giving this a view how about you just give me a rundown

Jlaw is shit
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>>87803019
I miss Craig Ferguson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHNbsfjpvPA
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>>87803100
But JLaw is an 8/10 face with a 10/10 body. You're so faggy pretending otherwise you may as well put on a dress and because a gf yourself.
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>Seth Meyers

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
She can't even get on the elite talk shows anymore.
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>>87802982
Don't blaspheme, you fucking heathen
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>>87803189
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HER FACE IS FUCKING BUSTED AND HER BODY IS YANOMAMI SAGGY MOLEY NOT EVEN CUTELY UNEVEN TITS GALORE


SHES SHIT
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>>87803019

Nepotism is why he's on tv.
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>>87803189
More like a 7/10 face with a 9/10 body. Still definitely bangable.
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>>87802982
She looks like a hotter Haley Bennett in OP's pic
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>>87803176
Craig truly was the greatest.
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>>87803369

Yep. Gonna go cum all over my stomach now.
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>>87802982
I'd fuck the shit out of her.
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>>87803372
why is left sexier than right even though it's less revealing?
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>>87803372
Her face goes from 5/10 to 8/10 depending on how bloated she is.
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>>87802982
>This women is seriously a synthesis of literally every unlikable quality a human can posses.
Just like us!
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>>87803431
you're playing right into their hands
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>>87803343

He doesn't have any show biz people in his family
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>>87803369
>10/10 body
>visible hip bones
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>>87803461
>see a decent looking chick
>say you would fuck the shit out of her
It's not like I'd ever get the chance, autismo.
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>>87803369
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>>87802982
Thanks for showing this to me OP now I'm not gonna waste money on mother!

>haha i made a fan of mine cry and assaulted him
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>>87803437
Her stance
The color red
Her tits are pushed up further
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>>87803489
Then don't say it. You're only letting yourself be set up for disappointment knowing you can't
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I came gallons to this during my morning fap today. Best Emma is so girly it drives me crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6_TAADQy0U
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She photographs really well an has fantastic tits and a great body. Seeing her in action though you can tell she's pure white trash. She has no grace and no class and she's completely sexless.
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>>87803553
>You're only letting yourself be set up for disappointment knowing you can't
>being so beta that if you say these kinds of things, you get upset by it
Maybe /r9k/ is more your speed.
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FUCKING DRUMPF!
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>"I don't think as much about Jennifer Lawrence... not that I have anything against her, but I dunno... she's not pretty enough to play Sharon. That's a horrible thing to say, but you know... I have my standards."
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>>87802982
Can someone give me a timestamp? I can't watch this whole thing, JLaw irritates me too much
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>>87803615
Maybe you should take a look in the mirror and figure out your life.
If you obsess over women you will NEVER meet, you need to grow up.
Set your sights on realistic goals. It's not hard.
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>>87803622
holy shit nice
hopefully she kills herself
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>>87803559
>her left hand

wtf?
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>>87803660
>obsess
Nobody's obsessing here but you. Literally everybody says shit like "I'd fuck the shit out of her" about hot chicks, isolated beta.
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>>87802982
What's Mother even about? The IMBD summary isn't much.
>inb4 mothers
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>>87803703
every girl that isn't hideous should be forced to die their hair a crazy color at least 1 month out of the year
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>>87803746

It's the Bible but in a house
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>>87803189
>8/10 face with a 10/10 body
good one anon
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>>87803369
>wide shoulders like a linebacker
>10/10 body
No
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>>87803634
Start the video at 3:25 for Budapest bar fight
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>>87803478
Yes, exactly, visible hip bones are hot.
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>>87803437
Her figure isn't muddled by straps and shit
It's why one-pieces are miles and miles above bikinis, fuck that nonsense
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That part where he makes fun of her for complaining that drinking wine and putting on a dress and talking for 5 minutes is hard work and it goes completely over her head and she literally just keeps complaining is some Marie Antoinette shit
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>>87803430
Can I lick the cum off your stomach, anon?
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Queen Lupita Nyong'o is the only 10/10 that exists
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>>87803934
Go fuck yourself faggot
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>>87803957
lmao
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>>87803934
You can lick my cum off my abs, aniki. But I think it would taste better if you took it straight from the tap.
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>>87803189
she has like a 6/10 face with a homely 6.5 body. and she ruined her hair too.
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>>87803478
Except they're disgusting
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>>87803737
>b-beta

Any original insults?
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>>87803957
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>>87803471
he went from snl to late night, lorne michaels is the producer of both

if lorne likes you, you got money for the rest of his life
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>>87803957
BECAUSE THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS
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>>87804011
Sure, if you say so, anon.
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>>87802982
SHE'S A GOY WHORE WHO FUCKS JEWS, THAT'S WHY SHE'S FAMOUS!!!FACT!!!
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>>87803833
>those shoulders
>wide

Lol hi skelly
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>>87803957
honestly can't tell if that's a shop or not
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>this thread
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>>87803957
Why are niggers encouraged to dress so stupidly? They're downright respected for it like looking ridiculous is noble.
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>>87803919
>That part where he makes fun of her for complaining that drinking wine and putting on a dress and talking for 5 minutes is hard work and it goes completely over her head and she literally just keeps complaining is some Marie Antoinette shit
Thats your average white girl nowadays
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>>87804166
both liberal and conservative whites see blacks as animals and pets, just in different ways
>awww look it's playing dressup lets give it a hand
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>>87803957
WE WUZ AYY LMAOS AND SHIEEEEET
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>implying the kissless virgins ITT wouldnt literally shit themselves if Jennifer Fucking Lawrence so much as acknowledged their pathetic existence
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Her new movie is bombing.
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/box-office-it-american-assassin-mother-2-1202561123/
>Paramount’s enigmatic horror-thriller “Mother!” is opening in the wake of well-reviewed screenings at the Venice and Toronto film festivals. Yet general audiences gave the violent and arty film an “F” CinemaScore. “Mother!,” helmed by Darren Aronofsky, carries a $33 million price tag. The story involves a married couple, portrayed by Lawrence and Javier Bardem, dealing with two strangers — played by Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer — at their tranquil country home.
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>>87804277
That's an astute observation.
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>>87804185
An instant block?! OH NO
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>>87803624
It's the truth. Sharon Tate was fine as fuck. JLaw looks like she got stung on the face by a pack of Africanized bees and had the mother of all allergic reactions.
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>>87802982
I can empathize, she's had basically every bad quality reenforced for years now. She shot to fame at a young age and got praise for both commercial success but professional recognition because she was very lucky with roles that fit her competent but not exceptional acting ability, and was attached to Hunger Games, the breakout franchise of the decade which was also admired for its political correctness. Once in the public eye her self effacing gee-wiz attitude earned her even more popularity. She's been coasting on that success since, creating in her the dangerous combination of extreme confidence without full awareness of how her success was achieved. She likely won't be able to take the initiative in building her strength of character without either an unusually strong sense of personal insight and drive for self actualization, or an unpleasant shock to her ego.
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>>87804277
Does that make Trump an honorary nigger?
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>>87804375
I have a hunch JLaw would be bad PR for Tarantino. She'd say shit to interviewers that'd trigger him.
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>>87804378
tldr she needs some real dick to make her humble
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>>87804185
Wew. Being a feminist is perjorative enough without reminding us that you're a fucking kike too.
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>>87802982
she is literally the average western woman
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>be average working joe in Budapest
>hit up local watering hole after shift ends
>see famous, wealthy, powerful celebrity
>ask for picture
>"no"
>celebrity entourage makes fun of you
>stand up for yourself
>celebrity drunkenly assaults you
>celebrity drunkenly destroys your work equipment
>celebrity entourage makes fun of you
>celebrity positions herself as the heroine and tells story on late night show
>audience cheers
>sycophantic kiss ass host kisses ass
>celebrity plays pretend on camera for few months and makes another $50 mil
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>>87804461
It is not impossible that this is the case.
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>>87803189
>having taste this bad
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>>87804301
>Celebrity worship
They're not gods, Anon
Learn to value yourself
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I find it interesting that I have no desire whatsoever to hatefuck her.
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>>87802982
>>87804711

Christ I am so triggered right now.

He asks for an autograph. She says no. He asks again. Her friends start bullying him. He says, Fuck you." She attacks him. This is HER version of the events ffs. She doesn't even give a shit enough to hide it.
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>>87803369
>implying that isn't a clean 10/10
FAGGOT
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If you hate Jennifer Lawrence, MOTHER! is the perfect movie for you. Im dead serious she gets beat to a bloody pulp.
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>>87804711
This happened in Budapest?
Why are white SJWs trying to ruin Budapest now as well did Paris fall out of fashion for some reason? :^)
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>>87804711
>You will never see bloody torso of JewLaw carried on a spear through the cobbled streets of Budapest
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Hopefully Serbia will become more popular destination for movies. Would love to see similar situation unfold here. Like if Beyonce came and threw a hissy fit.
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>>87803369
where's the dick
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>>87805135
Lol in Greece some Serbians killed a black American because he was harassing a waitress and sucker punched one of them
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It's great to see normies turning on her. Reddit shits all over her now.
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>>87805270

Wait, the black guy sucker punched the waitress or the Serbian guy?
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>>87803957
>what did God mean by this?
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>>87803957
>I think I just came
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>>87803957
> quite zee ape you r mon cherie
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>>87802982
Yeah, I'm sure she got into a real serious bar fight. Fuck off roastie.
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>>87803957
*flashbacks of prom*
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>>87805585
>Wait, the black guy sucker punched the waitress or the Serbian guy?

They way I remember it, the Black American guy was hitting on a White waitress and she (not surprisingly) wasn't interested and clearly told him so but he kept hitting on her until the Greek or Serb bouncer told him to leave, at which point the Black guy suckered punched him, then all the Greek and Serbian guys in the bar beat the Black guy to death.
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>>87804047
not the same guy but lmao@ you u giant dork. id fuck jlaw, you and your dad. i dont give a flipping fuck.
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>>87805585
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/07/11/american-tourist-killed-in-greece-was-fatally-beaten-over-a-selfie-police-say/
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>>87803957
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>>87805569
Just a couple years ago when her popularity was at her peak, people were getting blasted all over the internet, Youtube, 4chan, Reddit etc, if they said they didn't understand the hype. I was getting hate on 4chan before the internet turned on her because I was correctly stating she wasn't that attractive and her acting sucked when people only knew her from the X-men films. Sweet vindication.
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>>87803369
>Trump wants to deport this
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>>87803957
How is this a journalist/photographer?
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>>87804166
Because they're hideous and need to distract from their faces.
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>>87804343
why is wilem dafoe the only normal looking guy there
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>>87803957
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>>87803189
Fame helps, but it shouldn't magically make a 6 or 7 a 10, nerd.
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>>87804155
She deserves the backlash. She was a perfect Katniss because Katniss was never close to a perfect 10, or even likeable. Pretending she's hot because she's had a career is almost as bad as your meme.
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>>87806621

>in a dystopian future where food is scarce
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can you imagine how dominant she is in bed?

ugh
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sure is great how when she has a movie coming out /tv/ finally starts posting shit about her again

really great

I mean we didn't even have threads about when she almost died in a plane or when she was dancing on a stripper pole drunk

no we get threads linking to talk show youtubes when she has a movie out

really makes me think
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>>87802982
>https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=2y7rk7eHHAM

FTFY
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>>87804375
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>>87803913
>It's why one-pieces are miles and miles above bikinis, fuck that nonsense

You're god-damned right they are. One-pieces leave so much more to the imagination.
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>>87806841
What is this garbage
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>>87804166
Dude that outfit is dope. The mask is a bit overkill, but I respect any man willing to shun the boring suit-and-pants uniform and experiment with male fashion.
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>>87803622
>It becomes biggest september release ever with lots of money + cum
>Theaters are now accepting cum as payment
The fuck is this shit?
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>>87806799

Yea I doubt it m8. She screams pillow princess. I bet a sloppy drunk awkward one at that. Plus there's no chance this bitch has given head since she became famous outside of for parts.
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>>87803073
Can (((they))) be charismatic enough to host a light night show?
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>>87802982
>Jennifer: I got into a bar fight in Budapest
>Seth: Seems like a dangerous place to get in a bar fight
>Jennifer: I mean, for him.
does she go on /tv/?
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>>87806849
kinda looks like worst emma
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>>87806370

Because he is an old school alpha male untouched by the taint of the numodern era.
He has charisma, even if not oozing like others of his time, still vast more than anyone else in this picture with him.
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>>87804072
Can't imagine why he likes this nigger so much. He's the longest SNL cast member EVER. Like, wtf. Lorne kicked out even the biggest stars of the show for minor shit.
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>>87807098
this
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>>87802982
If you don't want to fuck in JLaw in a non-ambivalent way then you might be gay. Scratch that, you're gay.
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>>87802982
>doesn't want to take a selfie with her only fan on earth
>starts pouring beer on him
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>>87805981
>That title
>He dindu nuthin!

The writers at Huff-Paint need to die in a fire.
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>>87803369
who is this
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>>87804166
because calling them out is racist
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>>87807283
Selena Gomez.
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>>87806849
But Emma Stone looks nothing like that...
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>>87803824
did she did it on purpose ?
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She's not bad.
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>>87803176
He mastered the art.

I mean the art of pick-up.
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>>87807378
photoshopped
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>>87806766
I never got what kind of people read those gossip magazines from the supermarket checkout, the ones paparazzi sell their photos to.
Then I came to /tv/
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>>87807378
she looks good but based on that interview her personality is ugly af
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>>87807378
she's not good either
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>>87807378
>women wear less and less the closer they get to hitting the wall
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>>87803176
tfw no Kathryn gf
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>>87807098
>>87807131
Worst would be the one named Emily you faggot plebs
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>>87807799
>being this autistic about it
my fucking sides
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I still jerk off to her nudes every once in a while. Probably will today after seeing this interview, alcoholic slut whore unfff
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>>87807813
>>87807813
>>87807368
Being autistic is finding this attractive
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>>87806370
>>87807110
you know your are in trouble Wilem Dafoe comes off as the least weird looking guy
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>>87808055
>getting this upset to cherry pick images of some chick you don't like
*inhales*
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>>87807799
>>87808055
Checked, I don't get it either.
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>>87802982
>a synthesis of literally every unlikable quality a human can posses
Just like me! YAAAAS QUEEEEN!
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>>87802982
she's got a nice pussy though
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>>87803189
more like 6/10 face and 7/10 body
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She's cute and has a likeable personality. Forced or not, what's the issue?
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>>87807548
It's almost as if they're receiving less and less attention and are compensating for it.
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>>87802982
man shes drunk as fuck lmao
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Jlaw isnt perfect bit her body is great. I mean for being not that fat she got aawesome tits. Id say face 6/10 Body 8/10
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>>87808271
Her asshole is all busted up and she has mouth herpes.
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>>87802982
>TEE HEE
>SHE'S JUST LIKE UUUUS
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>>87808413
Most people who aren't incels has herpes.
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>>87808461
>Yes go I mean guys it's totally natural and OK to get STD's!
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>>87804711
What a fucking cunt, Hungarians are true bros and the only Europeans worth saving
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>>87802982
How do I meat a girl like Jennifer Lawrence.
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>HAHAHAH THAT GUY WAS ALL WET AND CRYING FUCK HIM LOL

Mindset of woman everyone
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>be Romanian
>don't want to stereotype, but life probably sucks
>have stitled as fuck English, from an "eh" education
>see celebrity from America where life is magical
>"please picture miss, with the camera :)"
>"oh fuck off, get out of my shit"
>"please for my girlfriend :)"
>"did you not hear me you fucker"
>"fuck you" (which remember, you only say because your English sucks, and this is one of the few things you know how to say)
>the american celebrity starts throwing beer all over your stuff over some half-assedly made "insult"

Are celebrities fucking autistic? A "fuck you" from a foreigner who can probably barely mouth some English is not a good reason to get into a fucking fight.
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>>87808533
Go to any midwestern town and offer the first girl you see a bottle of wine.
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>>87803189

Your waiffu a shit
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>>87808498
It's hilarious how aloof you are about something so fundamental. http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs400/en/
2 out of 3 people under the age of 50 have Herpes Simplex Virus 1 (HSV-1), more commonly known as oral herpes.
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>>87803019
this. Seth is an insufferable cuntbag to the max.
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>>87807799
>>87808055
>>87808204
/u/half-bloodprince
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>>87803047
>woman has a big ego
OP has never encountered a female in his life.
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>>87805742
>>87805787
>>87805832
>>87805875
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>>87803471
>He doesn't have any show biz people in his family
he is jewish though
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>>87804091
my sides don't remain anymore
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>>87808413
as far as i remember he asshole didn't look busted up. the only thing i noticed was that she didn't have her asshole bleached which is a good sign that she's not a total whore
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>>87808413
>>87808799

The asshole pic wasn't her you dopes.
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>>87808632
>Be me
>Be pseudo intellectual
>Like pointing out how others are stupid
>Fail to even realize what anon was originally talking about
>Go on a rant about how I'm clearly so much smarter haha here's a link I found on google haha brainlets amirite?
Reddit needs to leave.
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>>87803957
must have arrived in a convertible
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>>87804091
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>>87802982
she's looking good in that dress tho
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>>87809192
She has a skrillex haircut, she's a lesbo.
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>>87809311
are you blind, retarded or both?
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>>87809311
It's called a Porn Window you underage retard.
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>>87803372
>>87803189
lmao I can't believe how overrated her fappening pics are, she's slightly above average but overall a boring white girl, looks like her pussy stank
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>>87809192
shes an ugly version of a young hellen mirren, shes the most boring woman on the planet.
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>>87809350
>>87809354
She has that stupid numale haircut that idiots like getting. Wouldn't surprise me if for her next interview she has red or blue dyed hair and starts talking about how she likes getting cucked by her girlfriend.
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>>87809001
>Fail to even realize what anon was originally talking about
Follow up the chain of replies. You retard.
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>>87809550
>hairstyle exclusively worn by women
>numale
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>>87809550

She really doesn't you dummy. The hair is just braided on the side. We all hate JLol but you seriously need to look into your obsessive compulsion to inject cucks or SJWs into everything you see. You seem to be addicted to whining.
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>>87809581
He was talking about mouth sores and you started going off on a tangent about anal herpes and the kinds everyone has. Moron.
>>87809628
I don't get what's so hard to follow? The same hairstyle numales like wearing, she has.
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Is it empowering to send pictures of your chocolate starfish to others and store them in the cloud?
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>>87809746
>Her asshole is all busted up and she has mouth herpes.

>Most people who aren't incels has herpes.

>>>Yes go I mean guys it's totally natural and OK to get STD's!

>t's hilarious how aloof you are about something so fundamental. http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs400/en/
2 out of 3 people under the age of 50 have Herpes Simplex Virus 1 (HSV-1), more commonly known as oral herpes.
Now this is the part where you say you were being retarded on purpose and I am a dunce for not ignoring you.
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>>87809682
I bet she likes pouring herself a glass of wine, inviting women into her house, and then watches as her girlfriend starts making out and then fucking the stranger. Then she'll slowly move back her panties and finger herself, imagining that it's really her that's fucking her girlfriend. She'll have a large mirror on one side of the wall so that she can have her back turned to the couple, but still be able to watch and pleasure herself.
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>>87808835
Dont matter. Normies think its hers
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>>87809851
People can get mouse sores from anything, but it can also be an indication of a more serious STD like syphilis.
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She's Amy Schumer if you replaced vulgar snatch jokes with beer and wine.
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>>87803189
>8/10 face with a 10/10 body
but if she's insufferable then no way
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>>87809859

I'm pretty sure her nights involve Amy Schumer coming over and the two of them eating fritos and drinking wine and giggling and farting while they watch Harry Potter movies and complain about their lives.
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>>87810001
You are failing to even realize what anon was originally talking about. Here let me knock you over the head with it one more time.

>>Her asshole is all busted up and she has mouth herpes.
Mouth herpes from the very beginning.
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>>87810174
And then they make out with each other? Right?
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>>87803622
Motherfield Earth
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>>87803369
too ethnic
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>>87803369
>skeleton with man shoulders and fake tits
>10/10
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>>87804378
I know most people say that her "omg!!! so quirky and down-to-earth!!!" thing was an act the whole time, but I believe the opposite. Well sort of. I think she really was a quirky and down-to-earth person in real life and that was part of the reason she got so popular. It was like a breath of fresh air compared to the usual Hollyweird schlock. Unfortunately the huge success that followed got to her head and I think she forgot what made her so damn well likeable to people in the first place.


tl;dr fame got her head
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>>87803622
>$218 million

Wtf
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all the ethnics in this country chasing white women has made them think they are gods. a white woman's value goes up for every refugee or spic crossing the border.
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>>87808533
but anon, we're all made of meat

http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html
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>>87808461
tfw incel and have herpis
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>>87810601
It goes up until they get raped in a gangbang by Somalian "refugees".
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>>87806766
She's morphing into Amy Schumer
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>>87803369
dude. I was not ready for this, but thank you.
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>>87810746
Is it me or does she look a little "downy" in that picture? The eyes are all weird and she has such a doughy face.
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>>87802982
holy shit seth meyers actually got his act together
i remember a year or two ago i watched his show and couldn't believe it hadn't been canceled
where did you buy that personality module?
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>>87809469
>looks like her pussy stank
sure do anon
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>>87803622
h ow can it be dying if it has 218 million?
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>>87804185
>but if a black person does it it's ok
Kek.
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>>87810775
Much better.
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>>87802982
>semi drunk on talkshow
>keeps mentioning how she doesnt drink much
>i hope im not sounding like an alchoholic
>mentions a story where she got trashed and had a breakdown, attacking a fan and pouring beer everywhere

She's definitely a drunk
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>>87810775
fixed for you guys, now THIS is what I call a 10
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>>87803019
everyone hates him.
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>>87811289
>Uncut
>Human dick
Dropped.
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>>87802982
I like her a lot more than I did before.
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>>87802982
man she's dumb isn't she
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>>87805880

Oh, he had it coming then.

Well, the good news is that no one is going to riot over the black guy dindu nuthin.
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>>87803176
I heard a rumor once that Kate Winslet refused to go on his show because in reference to the floating door scene in Titanic he said something like "Scoot over fatty there's room for two" and that hurt her feelings lol
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>>87803019

I still struggle to believe Jimmy Fallon, the least professional, least charismatic SNL member of his era, got a talk show. Seeing Seth, who is essentially an even less charismatic version of Fallon, do it is so fucking surreal I can't accept it as reality without my brain hurting.

I'd rather watch fucking Chris Kattan host a talk show.
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>>87803189

get some standards

face - 5/10 on a good day
body - 7/10
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>>87805062
I'd rather just not watch a Jennifer Lawrence movie tbqh. It's been working well so far.
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>>87812015
nice meme
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>>87806799

cold fish, zero doubt in my mind. YOU do all the work you stupid privileged white male.
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>>87809311

It's called the "let me speak to your manager" cut. Recently developed the nickname "it was her turn".
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Peediepie dis a pretty good takedown of her.

https://youtu.be/RH7wMFrWYoA

p.s. How is Jennifer Lawrence so famous when I don't believe I've ever seen any of her movies, and I'm the kind of person who posts on /tv/
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>>87812212

bitch looks like she's suffering an allergic reaction all the time. like she used to be fat as a tween, got bullied, lost the weight but it never left her face.
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>>87811884
Kek what a legend
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>>87802982
I like her, I reckon she's a good laugh. Would go for pint with.
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>>87805067
Good luck with that shit, Budapest might be a hotbed for whores and numales but SJWs don't survive long
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>>87812482
Who would have thought this guy would be the guy to redpill the masses.
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>>87803622

Its more bad marketing. People had a better idea of what they were getting into with Black Swan. I just watched it and it was pretty much like watching someone's nightmare actualized on screen, just mega tense.

Everyone (10 people, mostly college girls) was complaining about how shitty it was.

I thought it was cool, though hamfisted in the message overall. and if you don't like Jennifer Lawrence, you aren't going to like 2 hours of tight shots of her face.
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>>87807121
Tim Meadows was around forever too, wasn't he? "Funny black guy" is a critical niche on SNL. And Kenan is much funnier than Tim.
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>>87803622
mother's nowhere near that bad, and I didn't even like it that much.
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Remind me why I'm supposed to hate this girl again.
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>>87802982
Who wasn't already aware she's a terrible person? I mean she's done some good films like Winter's Bone, but as a person she's just plain terrible.
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>>87812959
>Who wasn't already aware she's a terrible person? I mean she's done some good films like Winter's Bone, but as a person she's just plain terrible.

just like us!!!
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>>87812959
>but as a person she's just plain terrible.
Why?
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>>87813006
I don't know about you, but I've never done any good films.
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>>87803437
the tight spandex makes for a corsette effect
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>>87804166
I understand calling out some of the bullshit fashions but this is sick. Just makes me think Cee Lo is a cool dude.
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>>87808602
>>romanian=hungarian

great way to get stabbed in middle europe m8
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>>87808513
>Hungarians
>European
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>>87813328
Hungary is located in Europe
I don't understand your post
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>>87803369
STICC
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>>87804185
I live in a district of converted warehouses in North London. Just a few hundred "creative" people living communally in groups of ten or more, trying to save money, before the whole area gets redeveloped and we all have to move.

Anyway, Laurie Penny wrote on our community Facebook group asking for a room for a much lower than average price and nobody responded, just thought you'd like to know
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>>87812767
>Kenan is funnier than Tim

I love Kenan but no. Tim Meadows is a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zcrb1ff1xs
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>>87804711
Are you the pussy that got drenched?
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>>87803176
Unironically the greatest of the post-2000 talking heads
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>>87811973
It's Jon Stewart's fault. He started the fake news meme and now every late night host has to have a history in fake news.
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>>87805062
the snuff scene is pretty hot desu
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>>87812015
>face - 5/10 on a good day
>body - 7/10

we have to decide whether or not 5/10 is "average" a.k.a. the mean or 5/10 = failing grade.
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>>87808632
Fuck this world. Fuck it to death.
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>>87803369
>dark skin
>skeleton
>bush
Jesus /tv/ these days really is nothing but spics and indians isn't it?
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>>87812916
She's a vacuous hole who fucks kikes for fame and spouts leftist drivel without an ounce of self-awareness. She's everything wrong with America and western culture at large. She's the product of nearly a century of feminism teaching girls to overvalue their stinking meat tubes.

And she's got a really punchable face.
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>>87809311
>a person's sexuality is defined by their haircut
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>>87803369
Would nail this over lawerence
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What is with americans and red wine, why do americans have to make everything they touch a meme?
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>>87813810
Ah, you know her well then
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>>87812658
he isn't redpilled, he's making fun of red pilled idiots, but i guess you're too autistic to get the joke
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>>87802982
>pouring beers on somebody constitutes as a bar fight to women
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>>87813390
it's a joke based on Magyar not being an Indo-European language due to Magyars originally coming from central Asia like the Huns.
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>>87803622
>it took almost a decade before everyone realized Jennifer Lawrence was just a pretty face with connections who got pushed to the moon yet lacks any sort of legitimate acting talent

My favorite game to play with people who try and say what an amazing otherworldly talent she is. Is I ask them what are some movies that she stood out in. 100% of people say silver lining then have to think for about 5 minutes then say hunger games and then they can't think of anything else.
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>>87813829
it's Millennials' fault
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>>87806041
This. I remember saying she sucked in x men and my normie friend losing it saying what an amazing once in a lifetime talent she was. Normies think she's a female Daniel day Lewis as opposed to the mediocre Courtney cox (in terms of career) wannabe she is.
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>>87813829
Do Americans have a thing about red wine? I mean people have been drinking it for a really long time as far as I know.
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>>87812959
>mfw every movie buff points to winters bone and silver linings as validation for j law being some once in a lifetime talent.

Oh my god she was great in not one but TWO whole films. How is she not on a movie mt rushmore!!!
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>>87813829
watch sour grapes, a documentary about fake wines
it's like the art world of alcohol, people pay insane amounts for what they think is the good stuff
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God, her face is just so punchable! To think I was a huge fan of her...
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>>87814849
That was a great film - major wine snobs are full of it.
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>>87813314
I don't know why but I heard and read Buccharest. I might be clinically retarded.

in my defense, it's one letter away.
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>>87813314
>stabbed
Way to conform to a stereotype. Fucking gypos.
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>>87803824
sauce
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>>87811973
Jimmy Fallon is hip with the kids yo. That's why he got the job. For real though his show is the only "fun" late night show left. Conan is just embarrassing and cringey, Colbert is the daily Trump news show and Seth Meyers is a complete flatline
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>>87803957
I lOVE PIKMIN
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JLaw is literally the biggest cunt in all of hollywood.
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>>87803372
hes body is a regular 7 and a LA 5
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>>87803189
Her face is fucked anon. She looks like she went to a crab leg buffet with a shellfish allergy. Her body is nothing special. Half the girls I knew in school had better bodies than her. Her's is the definition of average.
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>>87816897
I find her quite hot as fuck, but she looks like one of those women you know who is teetering on the edge of suddenly becoming huge.
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The fact is she was super hot in her prime. But she's 27 now and you can see the cracks beginning to appear.

Within five years she will be struggling to get roles like Passengers because it will be going to the new 22 year old it girl. Then she will start doing interviews complaining about how sexist Hollywood is and how hard it is for women in their 30's to get roles.

When the irony is she only ever got roles because of her looks, that's literally the only reason. Without her looks what is she left with? She can't act. At all. Let's be honest she's always been a terrible actress. She's stupid, uniformed, and ignorant. Vapid, crude, and uninspiring while at the same time breathtakingly conceited and vain.

Once she hits the wall she will never be heard from again. And it's zooming in fast.
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>>87817089
Is she going to go Norma Desmond? Is she even introspective enough to have that mindset?
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>>87817089
>super hot
Nigger please. Stacy Keibler was super hot. Jlaw was not.
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>>87803189

No these are 8/10 faces with a 10/10 bodies
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>>87817304
Norma Desmond in the age of social media would be beyond sad.

But yeah, Jlaw is the 2000s Meg Ryan.
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>>87806621
she missed out the crippling PTSD Katniss had from the books however and just became snarky mckiller by the end.
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>>87817355
Who is that on the left?
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>>87817355
Nope their faces are uglier and you can't even see their breasts. JLaw has perfect boobs, faggot.
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>>87810978
No, mother is dying. The movie "It" is made 218 million.
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>>87803019
>>87803073
He's a kike.
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>>87803369
>those tits
>those visible hip bones
>that complexion
heaven
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>>87802982
Just think about it. JLaw, Amy Schumer, and Aziz Ansari are best friends with each other. They basically echo and amplify each other's shittiness. Their traits mix and they end up being the most disgusting celebrities around. Everyone in Hollywood hates them.
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>>87803189
>pudgy all over
>10/10 body
jesus christ anon. stop spreading this failed meme
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>>87819557
oops wrong picture
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>>87811973
Jimmy Falon is garbage when it comes to late night.
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>>87805062
>Im dead serious she gets beat to a bloody pulp.
if that is true, it's unfortunate that she decided to take a break right after making that movie.
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>>87804711
Don't ask celebrities for autographs, you entitled cunt. She gets asked hundreds of times a day. She's out drinking with friends.
>You ask her for autograph
>She says no
>You ask again
>She says no
>You act like an entitled cunt and chimp out
>She treats you like the whiny chimp you are
Fuck off, millennial trash
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>>87805019
I'm literally shaking too anon

We all are
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>>87802982
>gleefully recounts a time she assaulted a fan
>even Jewtube commenters think she's a cunt
>movie flops
(Pending)
>director boyfriend dumps her
>after several high profile films underperform and public opinion of her plummets her career dries up before she's 30

It sounds crazy but remember that Katherine Heigl was an A lister a few years ago then her own cunty attitude killed her career to the point she
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>>87816948
I unironically have to watch all her movies because she looks like a hotter version of my ex so I love fapping to her.
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>>87812959
>2 whole movies
>Hollywood continues to oscar nominate her for her failing films for the next decade

Remember "Joy"? No nobody does and like American Hustle despite many reviews saying she was terrible in the film she still got oscar nominations because she's supposedly popular for no other reason than people in Hollywood trying to force her as a meme.

Fucking Melissa Macarthy is unironically a bigger box office draw than this slut.
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>>87814019
>tfw (((they))) pushed her as a success so much that the lead heroine in Star Trek Beyond is named after her
>>
Is any network in a more shittier position than NBC?

They went from Leno and Conan to Fallon and Seth Meyer. So embarrassing.
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>>87804185
>You can't have the ability to disparage people because that's my job.
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>>87806903
Anti kike protection.
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>>87804375
Fun Fact: Sharon Tate got into many trists with Steve McQueen while she was married to her husband Polanski. He was invited to a party at her home the night of the Manson family murders.
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>>87803559

that's alright - she should show off her legs.
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