>Where'd you get that scar, eating pussy? What did

Cats got claws.

He's trying to insult him by implying he performs cunnilingus, which no real man does.

>>87801980
>Where'd you get the beauty scar tough guy EATIN PINEAPPLE?

What did the tv version mean by this?

>>87801980
eating pussy used to be considered extremely beta

>>87801980
Cuban women were notorious for hiding switch blades in there vaginas in the 70s and 80s. The Colombian is making a reference to how they would slash a guy who is a bout to go down on them and they would rob him and run. The guy wasn't being sarcastic at all.

>>87802066
>used to be

>>87802098
rather be a pussy than a virgin

>>87802066
It still is.

>>87802135
>>87802066
>>87802021
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>r/incels

>>87802132
That's exactly what a beta would say.

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>>87802132
>rather suck dick than be a virgin

>>87802181
Does /pol/ really have an opinion on oral sex?

>>87802241
/pol/ doest have sex

>>87802193
>someone made this image

>>87801980
no, he got it from eating pineapple

>>87802096
is this true?

Reminder that the 'eating pussy is for betas' meme is propagated by insecure manlets who will feel threatened by women no matter what.

>>87802502
wtf I hate my granddad now

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>>87802273
>SAM HYDE made this image

>>87802502
That's right. To add to that: there's nothing beta about licking her pussy after another man has cummed in there seconds before that. Jesus, stop being so insecure and give pleasure to your lady.

>>87802132
That's why you're both

you know how like pussies have thorns and stuff right guys haha

>>87802098
Probably by your boyfriend, yeah.

>>87802789
judging from the hair in the 80s the carpet matched the drapes

>>87802193
>>87802241
>>87802098
>>87802135
>>87802192

itt: people scared of vaginas claim that people who aren't scared of vaginas are the ones who are really scared of vaginas

>>87801980
all wrong, it implies that he surely did something sketchy and thus got this scar. like engaged in crime and so on. and then he says where did you get it, eating pussy, implying that such a scar surely isnt from such a harmless activity as eating pussy.

jeez you guys are dumb as fuck.

i always interpreted it as referring to latina womens extremely wiry pubic hair and that one of them lacerated his face

>>87801980

No, eating pineapple.

>>87801980
It's a whole false macho thing. Eating pussy obviously means you're not "manly."

Remember Junior in the Sopranos? A total clit commander of epic skill yet refused to let people know he could make women cum like thunder with just a flick of his tongue. Yet he breaks up with his goomade rather than be known as "gay" because he's great at munching beaver.

How emotionally insecure do you have to be to say eating snatch is homosexual?

>>87802008
really made me think

>>87803991
eating pussy really is beta, its submissive behavior, you dont have to do it to make a girl cum. you can use your fingers and play with the clit etc whatever, but dont be submissive around a woman when you're supposed to fuck her.
we're still animals, those instincts are still there lad. and women are A LOT more instinctive than males.
or do what you do and dont cry when your girl cucks you with jamal

>>87805188
Moron alert.

Being able to totally command and dominate your woman's body makes them fucking drench.

Being a scared little bitch because you somehow think pleasuring your woman is unmanly is the reason why fuckers like you create so many BBC/woman hate threads. Accusing women of being nothing but cheats and black cock sluts.

Grow up. Work that tongue. Make your bitch gasp in every fucking way imaginable.

>>87805188
>incessantly worrying about what is and isn't "alpha" and making endless lists and rationalisations and arguments over why other people shouldn't have sex in certain ways
man you're so alpha

>>87801980
If you fuck the wrong woman at the wrong time you can get yourself fucking cut.

>>87805188
>you can use your fingers and play with the clit etc whatever
thanks for telling me what i can and cant do with my girlfriend. i'm going to follow your instructions so i can be an alpha too!

>>87805381
>Being able to totally command and dominate your woman's body
Yeah, just like when a woman is licking my balls she's totally commanding and dominating me.

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>>87805549
>girlfriend
>pic related

>>87805566
>implying if she suddenly stopped you wouldn't be begging for her to continue

Yeah. You're such an alpha male.

>>87805549
>>87805404
>>87805381
>t.betas that eat pussy

>>87805692
>>87805689
>>87805600

eating pussy is more like how the sopranos portrays it. men laugh at each other for doing it, but they all do it.

>>87805803
Ive never had a casual conversation about eating pussy with another guy before.

>>87805844
>>87805803
Just like this guy said. I've heard all kind of discussions with friends about sex but never about eating pussy.

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>>87801980
How DID he get the scars?

>>87805844
>>87805881
thats not what im saying, watch what im referring to. it's a show called the sopranos and eventually you'll get to the bit i'm talking about and see that no-one mentioned "casual conversations" or "discussions".

>>87802396
Lol no. The detective was implying he's a bitch. It's an ambiguous insult. Could be because some men think eating pussy is beta. Could be because he knows who Tony is but is insulting him by insinuating he got a scar by performing something as simple as eating pussy.

>>87804136
Also the fact that they know about Tony's past and the fact that he killed that guy in the tent. They can't prove any of it yet so they insult him by insinuating he got the scar for doing something so easy like eating a bitch out.

>>87802021
>>87802098
>>87802135
lol, Betas who have never fucked a woman beautiful and clean enough to have their pussy eaten.

Femme here. If you can't eat pussy like a champion I'm not touching your dick ever.

Spoilt manchildren are shit in bed. Give to receive you dweebs.

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>>87807913
the one girl i ever fucked with this attitude was absolute shit at giving neck, dumb slut

kept a clean shop but she was boring as fuck and played like she wasn't, girls like you are the most disappointing lays senpai

>betas
>alphas
>not just refusing to eat pussy because it's fucking disgusting

>>87807913
MANLY man here. if you can;t eat ass like a whore. i aint touching ur cooch. EVER

gtfo roasties

>>87808015
>my one bad experience equates to everyone
Sorry dude you're a faggot with bad taste in women.

>>87808126
>footfags calling us pussyhounds disgusting
Whew lad.

>>87801980
I thought it was pineapple? Those things have sharp spikes so it seems reasonable to think that he would have a scar from one

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>Eating pussy
>Laughing patricians.jpg

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>>87808265
>dick down this whore so hard she *still* calls from two states over
>faggot
lmao dummy i never said it was a bad experience, just that she was boring, like the typical self-flattering skank usually is, which is why i ignore her for superior strange

i see you sympathize with her though, so it makes sense you'd be upset at mere facts :D

>>87805920
Is that why he was so serious? I mean it didn't look like he could take a joke.

>>87801980
He tried to eat the neighbors cat like alf and the cat gave him a scar on his his face.

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>>87808015
>>87808147

>>87808416
wtf i hate rome now

>>87801980
I never understood that line. How was he going to get a scar like that eating pussy mang?

It probably happened when Tony was a kid. I can only imagine what the other kid looked like. You'd likely have a difficult time even identifying the guy.

>>87801980
only cucks eat pussy, he was calling tony a cuck.

>>87808486
Did a cat scratch him when he was collecting garbage during his sanitation job in Cuba?

>>87808416
>asserting dominance is manly
Woah, who would have thought that

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>>87802066
SOUTH OF THE BORDERRRRR

DOWN MEXICO WAAAAAY

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>>87801980

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>87802021
This. Eating pussy is for betas only
> I have a 5 inch p-penis and cum too q-quick so I'll eat her... pussy hoping she still enjoys the sex and with a lil bit of luck calls me back for m-more :3

>>87802273
>>87802193
This is honestly kind of sad. Nobody likes fags or social media addicts, but this seems like someone who failed to gain traction as the latter and is now terrified he might be the former.

Pussy is the cure-all. This guy needs to get fucked, and his entire world view would change. There's three easy ways, and none involve 'Just being yourself, bro'.

>#1: Pay for it.

Self-explanatory. And don't think for a second that she hasn't already heard every mean, nasty, denigrating thing while being fucked. Don't be the 'nice guy' john. Do you really want to be Captian Saveahoe? It's easy to ingratiate yourself with a beautiful prostitute, and when you hear their horror stories it's easy to want to be the shoulder to cry on.

Don't fucking do it. Not to go full nigger, but I think Todd Shaw said it best; you can't turn a how into a housewife. Get the snatch, facefuck the cunt, and let the next sucker pay her bills and listen to talk tales about her pedo stepdad and her little sister's leukemia.

>2. Get 'em drunk

My heyday was the late 90's-early 00's, so I'm not exactly sure how viable this is now. I've heard that women can now say they were raped after drunk sex. If that's true, then I'm the biggest serial rapist in the southwest United States, with scores upon scores of glazed victims in my wake. Fucking whatever, listen up and you can beat that shit.

Film it. Film everything. Throw in a couple 'a-are you sure's in there between her 'fuck me hard, daddy's and 'cum on my face's and let her explain that to a jury.

>3. Lower your standards

You're no fucking prize, so stop acting like you're entitled to one. Find a cute, mousey little 6/10 bookworm with a good sense of humor and similar interests and start breeding. Make the world a better place.

>>87810440
he was not a fan of schmucks

>>87810884
>Someone took the type to post this

>>87810619
Projecting faggot detected

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>>87802021
You're right

Real men eat ass

>>87811767
>the type

>>87811805
Well that was me up until 5 years ago. I used to lick pussy all the time for like 15mins and eventually I stopped. I don't get laid less or called back less (which isn't a high number anyway...)
If chicks want some clit action, they got 75 000rpm vibrators n shit

>>87810884
This is sad. Don't post anymore.

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>>87801980
You want to know how you really got that scar?

>>87807682
I have a gf and used to go down on her regularly, cause that's what I saw in the movies, but it really is beta. You are being submissive to the woman, giving her pleasure while getting very little yourself.
I haven't given her oral sex in months and she doesn't miss it either even though I could make her come quite easily with it.
Unless you really enjoy it for some reason or you can't make a woman orgasm otherwise, you should not give oral sex. Except on rare occassions to spice things up.

>>87807682
>>87802181
>>87807682
Only men who can't give women orgasms from penetration perform cunnilingus

i.e. dicklets

do you think a girl cares if chad thundercock eats her out?

>>87812741
>the guy who sold them the chainsaws.. it was me, james.

>>87810884
i aint reading that shit nigga

>>87812741
>that time you woke up in the middle of the night and stubbed your to eon the way to the toilet.... It was me, James.

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>>87810884
>>87810884

>>87808675
When will you faggots admit you only like this show because this guy is ded

>>87810884
thank you pua artist

>>87801980
he got some of that bad pusy

>>87801980
Meow, biatch.

>>87802021

nigger detected

>>87802054

Pineapples are sharp as fuck.

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>>87801980
For old school masculine men eating pussy was seen as beta (see Sopranos too) as it is submissive and caters to the woman's pleasure.

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>>87801980
No. Your wife got excited, she crossed her legs a little too quick.

>>87801980
>What did he mean by this?
that he's so fragile he can get a scar by simply eating pussy, which is one of the most embarrassing things a woman can make a man do

>>87807913
ayyy the one girl I ever fucked with this attitude was a fucking plank in bed and gave shitty head