Funniest Simpsons lines

Chuck

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>Not if you're planting gummy bears!

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>>87798838

>>87799012
I saw this coming a mile away and I still laughed like a retard.

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I can scientifically explain why this is the funniest line of all time.

>>87799012
we truly are in the end times

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>>87799012

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>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

>>87799012
it's gonna be a sneed joke I just know it

yep there it is


goddamn it

>>87799324

>The blurst of times

>>87799012
I was expecting something like this but still was glad to see it

>>87798838
This is an underrated reaction image, i don't think I've ever seen it used.

>>87798838
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>>87799508
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vxkutwSMab

>>87799607
cringe!

>im seeing double here, 4 Krustys.

spiderpig. just thinking about it makes me laugh.

>>87799607
Not even gonna load that up.

What do you think of that peckerhead?

>>87799607
Ohhh is that the joke.

>>87799679
Why did the movie get good reviews? I don't remember one single funny joke.

>>87799607
weird

>>87799399
Hey! That's a half truth!

>>87799741
>Disney parody
>the dome
>McBain as president

fuck off

POST TOP 3 NON-FAMILY MEMBER CHARACTERS

1. Monty Burns
2. Lionel Hutz
3. Principal Skinner

If you're considering including Sneed or Chuck, don't bother.

>>87799788
>defending the movie
Kill yourself retard

>>87799012
fuck you

>>87799811
1. Mister burns
2. Grinskeeper wily
3. Chief wiggum

>>87799811
>not liking Carl the real voice of reason on the show
THAT'S MY MOO

>>87799823
I'm sure he's just baiting.

>D'oh!
>Eat my shorts.
>Don't have a cow, man.
>DO THE BART MAN!
>Why you little...
>Excellent.
Such classic comedy.

>>87799788
It wasn't McBain you retard it was actually Schwartznegger which is why it sucked

>>87799811
krusty
burns
hutz

>>87799811
Switch Skinner for Moe or Krusty and there you go.

>>87799607

you alright there, matey?

>>87799788
>McBain as president
No, that was actual Schwarzenegger as president, just with McBain's voice. Which makes no sense because the joke was already built-in since McBain was an obvious parody.

>>87799922

t. wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons as a child

>probably misses his old glasses

The delivery of this makes me giggle every time

>but you liked rashomon
>that's not how I remember it...

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>>87799811

Probably not in the top 3 but I always found Lovejoy to be pretty underrated

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>>87798838

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87800702
Should be replaced by sneed posterS ARE underage spammerS

>>87801035

No, because it's one guy

>>87799607
i laughed harder than any sneed post

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>hey you, join the navy

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>>87800161
Still good stuff from season 8. Simpsons had the best ironic religious humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fewtil2gX4

>>87801112
Imagine being this deluded

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>>87799811
Skinner
Gasper
Lionel Hutz
Burns and Smithers tie for 4th

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>>87799607
This always makes me smile.

>Look Homer I'm Pickle Bart!

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>As you can see this old place is falling apart!

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>>87799012

are we witnessing the very peak of sneedposting?

>>87799607
is this kino?

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They predicted sneed posting.

The Sneed joke is not about the original name being "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". It's about the original name being "Chuck's Feed and Seed" which doesn't rhyme at all.

Hence, it's funny that the former name was dumb.

Idiots.

>>87802060
the writer said that isn't the joke. fuck off reddit

>>87802285
ur mum said it's no joke when i fuck her up the ass

>>87802285
Writers typically don't make sign gags. That wouldn't be in the script. It's most likely something put in by a storyboard artist or Korean animator.

>>87801564
>strapped for cash

SneedFeeders on today?

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>>87798838
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

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>>87802553

>>87802553


Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>87802553
>>>/a/

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>>87802553
FINDS

>>87802553
Kill yourself

>>87799607
Pure kino

>>87802639
Are you slow? He posted the original keit-ai copypasta modified to fit chuck and sneed

>"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

>"Ok, Mr. Burns, what is your first name?"

>"... I don't know."

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Once again my underwear has become entangled in a cow catcher.

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>>87802639
>Literally the only good Keit-Ai
>Updated October 8, 2016