What would you do if you were Hollow Man?
Rape
>>87751404
rape
rape
rape
>>87751404
probably go crazy after some time, as well
>>87751404
I'm going to have to say rape.
>>87751404
try to cum into my own eye socket
>>87751404
Rape
>>87751404
If my shits still smelled. I would take invisible shits on my enemies faces while they slept. Like every single night. I would smear it all up in there.
Also, I would agitate people's dogs on the street and make them bite their owners.
>>87751404
but i am a hollow man :(
If you're invisible, that means you can't even see your own hands. Wouldn't that drive you crazy, always fumbling around trying to grab stuff?
>>87751404
A substantial amount of rape.
>>87751404
How can you even see with invisible eyes?
Get free bus rides
Interrupt magic shows
Startle resting pets
>>87751404
Watch all the kino I want now that can slip through the singles inspection undetected
So much dirty fucking merciless rape. I'd rape a lot of Latinos since they would likely attribute it to evil spirits and el Diablo and shit... less attention drawn from the cops that's way, they're very religious, Latinos.
>>87751489
there is such a thing as a sense of self
Rape
Also kill minorities and jews
>>87751489
Uh no. Try this. Close your eyes. Reach for your mouse. Wasn't that hard, was it?
turn myself into a big water balloon then rape
rape
>>87751540
I completely missed it and ended up on the other side of my desk
>>87751404
Endlessly stare into the mirror.
Or shout "mortal kombat!" in the middle of trivial communal interactions.
Travel the world by hiding out in airplanes, exploring the world, cautiously of course.
I'd imagine it would take a while to train yourself to realize that you can't be seen. Crossing a road on its own, would be pretty dangerous in busy areas.
I'd growl in people's ears in the street, scream in libraries and cinemas, and dip my dick in people's drinks.
>>87751503
I guess you can't
>>87751404
>try to walk into a restaurant without anybody bumping into me
>shout "CHANGE PLACES!" and hope some people switch seats
>>87751404
rape my ex
>>87751404
Rape the maids
I would rape Christina Hendricks.
Pee in women's drinks.
ANAL FUCK 9 YEAR OLDS
Run off with and throw babies and children around whilst screaming Ride of The Valkyries
eat large sub sandwiches in public
go into peoples houses and hide their car keys
cum onto women's faces in public.
they'll be all like "omg where did this jizz come from?!"
>>87752187
but wouldn't the jizz itself be invisible?
>>87752202
if you raped a woman would her child also be invisible?
>>87751727
>>87752202
Only when it's inside you. It wouldn't be once it's inside them.
>>87752225
Nope.
>>87752202
Now it's just confusing.
The jizz is invisible, but she would still feel like she had cum on face, right?
>>87751404
watch all the BLACKED kino in my room.
>>87752231
but how do you know its not hereditary
I'd rape a lot of women
>>87751404
I would rape.
>>87751527
>I'd rape a lot of Latinos since they would likely attribute it to evil spirits and el Diablo and shit
EL DIABLO
My fucking sides
Ape around
Browse 4chan on my computer alone
I'd fart on things. So many things. Mostly pillows. Everyone would get pink eye from my stink eye.
Rape some a-listers
Take a plane to the US are rape these two.
>>87751404
alternate between rape and bank robberies
> ctrl+f rape
> 22 results
Best board
>>87753228
Dan Schneider?
>>87751404
Well rape is probably out of the question.
I mean for invisibility to work light has to be passing through you, right? And light passing through your head means it's going through your eyes, not being absorbed and registered by your brain. Just straight through. Meaning you'd be blind, near as I can tell.
Kinda takes a lot of options off the table.
>>87751670
kek
>>87751404
molestation
>>87751619
But wouldn't people be able to identify where the sound is coming from? You'll eventually be caught.
have intercourse in the missionary position
If you are invisible, how will your eyes work?
>>87751503
The magic of theater.
>>87751404
lots and lots of raping
I dunno, maybe just go to some warm weather outdoor events. Fuck if I'm gonna try and sit in a cold ass theater all naked and stuff. I'd rather go see some football games or a concert or something like that. Beach stuff might be hard with the sand. Maybe an amusement park where it wouldn't be hard to get on a ride and have someone notice the restraints being used. Or go chill in a nasa mission control room or something.
>>87751404
To be invisible you'd have to be naked, so that kind of limits your options.
>>87751404
Literally walk into other people's house and just watch how they live. Also sneak into horror movies at the cinema and scare the shit out of customers
Sneak into the Egyptian church and steal the "ark of the convenant" to see if it is real.
>>87754735
I meant Ethipoian not Egyptian although there are plenty of things the Egyptians are keeping to themselves so I could go there on my way back.
>>87751404
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
>>87751404
Sniff some feet
Yeah, rape probably.
>>87754781
Give the power to pic related, utter carnage would follow.
>>87751573
You are retarded then
>>87754810
Absolute madman
>>87751527
Fucking kek
>>87751404
First I would probably use it to break certain rules and social conventions without fear of sanction. Things like: see whats in the employees only area, relax or even sleep in a comfy looking area that I normally can't do so in, admire features of my soundings (e.g. craning my head upward while standing under a building), stare at strangers, etc
After this I would probably move on to free movie theater and regular theater admittance, and free international travel when ever I want.
I probably wouldn't move on to stealing objects but if I did I know it would be from huge retailers by exploiting employee only areas. But I know for sure I wouldn't steal money or from individuals.
Also while I know I'd never rape or kill someone, I might try my hand at being some kind of cape.
>>87751404
conquer my agoraphobia and finally go outside
>>87751727
sneak into a police evidence room, get some drugs, go fishing and probably go for some rape when it's night time
>>87751404
Kill and eat everyone. Also, rape.
I would go to new york and fuck around with people hehe
What would the rape look like? must be mind boggling on the security tape
Have consensusl sex with women.
>>87758512
how do you consent to something you can't see
>>87751503
Faith and will to rape
political assassinations.
Literally just go into stranger's houses and slowly drive them insane, family after family
>>87751404
Shit on everything.
>>87751503
fuck off Jayden
>>87751404
i'm already invisible to women and people
>>87760068
>>87751404
Try to find my cock
>>87751527
underrated
>>87751404
Paint my dick.
wait. you have to be naked all rhe time, right? everyvody would notice me sniffing and coughing around. also the dirt on the feet.
otherwise,
crimefighring (punishing invisible force of justice!)
voyeuring
>>87751404
Kill Gwyn and get the other Lord Souls probably
>>87751404
do a big bank heist and never have to work again.
live comfortably alone.
every now and then freak people out at night with my powers
>>87751404
Steal some shit inconspicuously and then use my fortune to become the biggest star on the planet because of my weird ass condition.
Then you wouldn't even need to rape because there'd be crazy bitches wanting to get fucked by inviso-dick anyways.
>>87752154
Look at this fucking prick
>>87760191
paint it a rainbow
>>87760068
Why are you not raping
>>87751404
More rape, less murder. Way, way more theft.
Kick a mime to death, duh.
>>87761503
I like this idea but instead of kicking him to death I'd rape him instead.
>>87761659
Why not both?
>People around us keep saying "He's not a good mime, he's not supposed to talk"
Has someone mentioned rape yet cause that's what I'd do.
you need to vary your MO a lot, don't do the same types of things in the same area
its basically an excuse to go on an endless road trip
and keep your criminal activity small enough and inconspicuous enough that no one devotes their life to finding you and killing you
ITT people getting captured and ending up in lab getting parts of their bodies cut off
chumps
I'd be so afraid of people finding out about me I'd probably never leave the house during the day
even if I did I'd always be panicking if some people could actually see me, or if there was an invisible man that could see me
>>87751404
Sneak into planes, travel and live for free in luxury hotels, sneak intoqts' pusys
>>87761918
youd get used to it slowly I'm sure
and you could achieve lots of stuff by simply blindfolding someone before doing whatever sick shit you had planned
of course if you did that more than a few times it would establish a pattern
sneak look at moms pusy
sneak into edgy teenage girls room and convince her i am a demon, then say she has to let me fuck as part of ritual
ghostly rape
every chick is into supernatural shit
>sneak in her apartment
>quietly check out everything
>at some time start to spook a bit
>chick will know something isn't right here
>start windy noises and quietly mumble
>slip some real words here and there
>chick will ask if somebody there
>start to talk to her like X-Filles Mr. Burns
>say something about being a higher being
>say you choosed her
>chicks wet
>ghost boner is hard
if not working
>ghost wanking
>or rape
>>87751404
I love this movie. So Lovecraftian
>>87751540
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
many girls in public would get my ghostly jizz on their face
>>87761976
>tfw you get rejected even though you are a ghost being from a higher plane
>tfw ghost rape is your only option
>>87751404
Perform a concert, drop some hard beats.
Like a rape concert. I would be the best raper.
>>87761471
>Way, way more theft.
Surely no one will be suspicious of those floating valuables leaving the store.
>>87761986
How is it lovecraftian?
>>87762099
the gorilla part
>>87761947
it'd honestly depend on what invisibility entails
if it's really just your body and not some magical thing that includes your clothing then you'd be fucked trying to go anywhere without making noise with your bare feet
or imagine you're walking by and someone sees the ground/dust slowly moving as you walk
>>87751404
I'd make the same shitty thread on /tv/ every day.
>>87762094
just put it in your ass
>>87762099
He's shitposting. A few people are super triggered that there was a Lovecraftian movie thread earlier so now they're spamming it everywhere trying to force a meme and link it to Reddit.
I don't fucking get it, it was legit hatred for a few movies.
>>87752154
You're the worst person here.
>>87751404
You have to be naked all the time to take advantage and i hate being fucking cold and also going out in the rain or snow is a no.
Stealing is out since items will be floating, you could just be in a bank and watch what they do to transfer money and do it that way instead but they could just track it and return the funds.
Could try to become famous but the goverment would get you instead and you be fucked.
Anything like Murder/rape would be dead easy, general spookyness too and you could just live in someones elses house and if you wanted to do a fritzel and trap them in the basement or whatever.
It seems a power to be evil and nothing else.
>>87751404
Sneed and Feed
go into meetings between executives and just take a huge dump in the table on the middle of the presentation.
>>87762566
It would be invisible though
>>87752154
You monster
>>87751503
The light that enters your eye also becomes invisible.
>>87752154
This is actually worse than rape.
>>87753279
You see because light is reflected off an object and your eyes pick it up. It's not necessary for the light to be reflected back from your eye to see.
>>87753335
Every woman in the world is gonna listen for strange sounds? Even if they hear you, you just walk the fuck away.
Break into people's houses and steal socks out of their drier.
>>87751404
rape
>>87762776
>It's not necessary for the light to be reflected back from your eye to see.
No but it has to be absorbed by your retina, if light passes through it that means you're not seeing anything.
>>87752231
It stays invisible, like the scene with the invisible vomit.
kill donald trump
>>87762152
>just put it in your ass
bursted out laughing ahahahahahaha
this thread proves all men are rapists
>>87762582
but it would stink, no?
and if they try to put a paper where the invisishit is located it would feel funny.
I would drive the bitch who got me fired completely insane.
>make strange noises in her house
>shave her head
>cut off one of her fingers
>kill her children in front of her
>etc etc
>>87763001
fuc white people
>>87762841
It's absorbed, and then matching light is emitted to disguise it.
>>87763044
this thread proves all anons are shitposters
>>87763083
Maybe she did justice by getting you fired, you fucking psycho
>>87763167
If you were a hollow WOMAN, what would you DO?
>>87763167
welcome to 4chan
>go to a public school
>whisper in a kids ear "you fucking suck"
>go to lobby
>smack the shit out of the security guard
>go home
>jerk off
>repeat
>>87763212
look at my boobs in the mirror! oh wait
>>87763212
Cry because my own body has betrayed me and I'm unable to conceive
>>87762398
It's all evil, but not necessarily all rape and murder. You could always be the perfect spy and have a lucrative blackmail operation.
>go to a synagogue
>scream "ALLAH WAKBAR"
>go to a antifa meeting
>scream "SIEG HEIL"
>go to a feminist meeting
>scream "FREE CHEESECAKE"
>>87751404
the ending was so cheesy with the lab blowing up forming a little pool of fire, has har
>>87751527
>tfw you get shanked by a lation chick and die
I would find a cute goth girl online that would agree to let me live with her as her in house ghost, first and foremost.
get a blind qt
>>87763500
rape blind qts
>>87751727
Do you mean you will anal fuck an indeterminate amount of 9-year-old kids or exactly 9 year-old babies?
>>87751418
fpbp
>>87751404
I would spend my time trying to steal from the rich and give back to the poor. Sneak in on famous celebrities and politicians and get dirty Intel on them and sell it to the media for crypto currency. I would never pay another some for anything ever again and just travel the world staying in other people's homes, observing, calculating my next ploy to rape.
>>87751404
>>87763493
I would do it to it christina ricci and boy would it be fun
>it's me Casper
>god tells me he wants u to dress up in adams family costume and have sex with me
>>87751404
I would kill a lot of people
a lot of people
>>87762398
Not all the time, you can just bundle yourself up like the Invisible Man does whenever you just want to be a normal human bean.
>>87763418
Yeah I'd just do corporate espionage with a small team of partners.
>>87751404
Rape and go crazy
A little rape
i'd pose as the holy spirit and fuck christian milfs
>YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS THE VESSEL FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT
>>87763768
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Go to my high school crush's house. Sit in her house in a corner as she fucks her husband. Cry silently. Just try to spend time with her. Wouldn't rape, she deserves better than that.
Pic related. Love of my life.
>>87751404
>kill myself on a crowded sidewalk and endlessly trip people and stink up an entire block for years while I invisibly rot
>>87751584
>not TOOOOASTYYYYY and uppercut random people
>>87751404
>Can't wear clothes without drawing attention to yourself
Does he still get sunburn?
That's a shit deal if he does.
>>87751404
Turn myself in to a pickle xd
>>87751404
I'm already hollow
>>87755060
You're worried about people seeing you look at a building?
>>87764722
>Wouldn't rape
and you wonder why she's with him? so fucking beta, you would literally watch her getting fucked right in front of you. definition of a beta, definition of a cuckold.
>>87751404
Hard to say. I'd probably kill myself if I randomly permanently became invisible with no explanation. I would think that I had gone completely insane while also terrifying anyone around me.
If I was in the movie, I'd just try to get comfy enough to chill out for a couple years. They could afford a pc, consoles, games, movies, books, food. You can talk to anyone online and everyone in the lab in person. You could get a dog or a cat. It wouldn't really be that bad, however I kind of thought in the movie the formula they gave him also made him more aggressive and insane. It's been a long time since I saw it.
test
>>87751404
rapey rape rape
Peeping tom -> Groper -> Rape
In that order
>>87763423
haha ep*c my fellow BASED pede, libshits BTFO #MAGA
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>the first world's white folks need to be invisible to rape
Perfect my nigger and muslim imitations. Break in at the dead of night with lights out and rape a bunch of women while talking to them with my perfected impressions.
Media will stay silent.
>>87765918
Most of us are joking but yes, first world white folk aren't known for raping.
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>>87751404
Watch rapers rape people then kill them and become known as a rapist killing ghost
>>87763212
Continue with life as normal?
>>87764722
Is she part rat?
>>87751404
rape niggers
rapealitious
>>87751404
eat my grape nuts then go out and rape butts
will mods promote me to low level mod if I post rape its?
>>87764722
Peep that proboscis, bro.
Consensual sex.
>>87764722
>lamenting over that
wew
surprise sex
>>87751404
Who edited Jensen sunglasses onto him
>>87751489
You would go insane from not being able to close your eyes and see blackness.
I would kick people