What the fuck was his problem?

>>87748170
he couldnt cope

>>87748198
ngl i cried but suicide is never the answer. do you think he was seeking an adventure?

He heard the call of the old ones beyond the mountains and below the ice

>>87748170
He pre-ordered his ticket to the new IT and was making his way to the theater

>>87748170
Fucking ice motherfucker, cold and wet, all fucking day all days, for ever and ever, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

>>87748170
He had a moment of clarity on the truth of this world. It destroyed him.

>>87748170
he thought the north pole would be better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw got SEAL'd

>>87748893
so why's he going further south dumbass

>>87749018
Cus ur mom is further south and he knew that she was a slut who puts out to anyone so he was heading for her.

>>87749018
to get to the other side

>>87749018
Well he'll get to the north SOMEDAY.

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>>87749018
>start walking to the south pole
>if you keep walking in the same direction, you'll end up at the north pole

>>87748460
CTHULHU IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

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>>87748170
>the virgin waddle
vs the chad leap

>>87748170
he saw OPs thread

>>87748170

I wish that was me

>>87751002
nigga be gangsta as fuck

He was just retarded. Like actually mentally retarded.

>>87751002
>DEX vs STR

>>87748170
One of the most lovecraftian moments in real life.

>>87753530
I marathoned the gif

>>87748750
This is some real shit.

>>87753360
>>>/v/

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>>87748170
>Implying he had a problem
>Implying its not all the fucking normie penguins who have the problems

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>>87748170
What the fuck was his problem?

>>87748170
this image should be a permanent sticky for /tv

>>87748460
>>87750905
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHeKcZV7vA

>ayo you bout to catch these flippers son!

>>87748170
He saw what happend to Rock n Roll after the 70s

>>87748981
god i wish that was me

>10 seconds of footage of one penguin is enough to evoke deep existential emotions and thought on the human condition and become an icon to thousands on a japanese imageboard
so this... is the power of true cinema

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His life in the freezing cold darkness seemed meaningless compared to that of his bunny friend, so he killed himself.

>>87748170
this is honestly one of the cutest things ever though when he starts sliding on his belly oh_gosh.jpg

>>87748170
kino

image how tight a penguins cunt would be

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>>87748170
For fun I could say some kind of semi - witty thing like "the mcdonalds icecream machine was broken for the 1397th time and he just couldn't take it anymore", or "he got tired of his pack of penguins not partying and learned within the mountains there was a group of them that partied hard and there were tons of hot penguin girls waiting to bend over for him"

But in reality the only thing I can think of was the penguin was genetically defective and just malfunctioned, kind of like a robots programming being off and it just does something retarded out of nowhere

All animals are just robots mentally, only exceptions are humans (polar opposite), and a few ones like cats and dogs have very limited self awareness and/or sentience (like equivalent of a 5 year old level)

>>87756737
This is actual kino

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>>87748170

You'd kill yourself too if this happened to you.

>>87757541
Herzog is a Kìnöteür Fàntàastìqùé

>>87756347
based cthulu fart noise poster

>>87749179
B R U T A L

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>>87751002

That pengy is getting fucking raped.

>>87748273
No, he was opting out. He was ready to die.

>>87757541
> He doesn't know Herzog makes everything kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pY-0JfEdLY

>>87757725
the true kaiser of kino

>>87756623
Quality post

De Bruyn first saw an Antarctic fur seal attempt to copulate with a king penguin six years ago on the same island. Although this location has been heavily studied for three and a half decades, the behavior had never been noted before. Recently, on a return visit, de Bruyn and his team documented the four seal-penguin rapes, so they think the behavior is "newly emerging."

The region has a "bachelors beach" dominated by young male seals, so without many female seals around, the male seals could wind up chasing, for sex, what is normally a dinner item for them: penguins.

The seal-penguin copulations all happened during the seal's breeding season on the island, from late November to early January. On one occasion, a male seal ate a penguin that it had just raped.

In terms of why a predator would suddenly view a prey animal sexually, Burdfield-Steel suggests that raging hormones could reduce an individual's choosiness.

tfw will never get SEALED

>>87757725
talking about France: any good french documentarists?

>>87757752
>On one occasion, a male seal ate a penguin that it had just raped.

that's hot

>>87757801
>that will NEVER happen to my tender scrotum
SAD!

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>>87757752
>young male seals can't get gfs
>take it out on the penguin population
I wonder if the (((mermen))) are behind this

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>>87756993
>All animals are just robots mentally, only exceptions are humans

>>87757752
>can't get girls so they turn gay
literally r9k

>>87757939
it's more like if /r9k/ started keeping chicken and raping them

>>87756632
fuck that is maximum comfy

>>87756632
I was expecting a fuckin snake or something to jumpscare in and eat the lil fucker any second

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Can't everyone just start posting animal webbums...

>>87758830
>doesn't have the stomp
BOO

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>>87757772
Vincent Amouroux

>>87756632
I want to PET that rodent!

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>>87748170

>>87756347
>ear shattering fart noise
almost died choking on my hot dog

>>87759296
Oh dear god yes me too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhh, I just wanna stroke it

>>87748170
He was the most sentient of the flock. He felt isolated surrounded by bird brains and couldn't take it anymore.

>>87748170
He had experienced too much of life and other penguins, I think we can all relate to that here.

>>87759389
Based

>>87749018
formerly chucks

>>87748170
he was returning to Agartha

>>87748170
The spirit of adventure and discovery.

PGTOW

>>87748981
That's hot.
It's like a black man impregnating a weak white woman.

>>87756993
That's not semi witty, that's just lame and unfunny.

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>>87762193

DAILY REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=snl-WsFm-kc

>>87756632
can someone preferably strayas tell dfq is dat, if its not a wallaby

>>87762681
fucking Chad penguijn

>>87762681
>not killing them both and your children or dieing in the attempt
What a bitch, he deserved it

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>>87756632

>>87748170

Living

>>87756632
Do these have any predators? If not I want to be reincarnated as one thanks

>>87753530
I too loved the Lovecraftian elements in this movie

>BUT WHY

>>87756271
He is a commie and hates based W.

>>87756632

If only I could be so grossly comfy.

>>87756632
That kanga living the hobbit lifestyle.

>>87757683
>say it
>no...
>SAY IT
>*sob* NOOT...NOOOOT!!
>that's my pretty girl

>>87756632
Why is there a kangaroo head on a wombats body?

>>87763036
says wild cats and bird of prey eat it, at least you'll be so chill you probably won't even feel the blow that kills ya

>>87748170
He's like me no one would responded to the thread he made :(

>>87764254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscacha

>>87756632
>ywn be this comfy

>>87756398
KEKED

>>87756271
He was just bad at conversations.

Apparently the whole thing was made up, the penguin was just confused and wandered away from the colony for like 2 minutes then slowly wandered back and Herzog made up the whole thing about him heading off towards the mountains to die.

>>87765049
>>87763903
>>87758005
Man it's 9 degrees celsius outside right now, a light drizzle, I've done all I was supposed to do today, and I'm now lying wrapped up in my newly washed bedsheets, 20 degrees in here, and I'm drinking cocoa, eating milk-chocolatte and watching old simpsons episode on my computer. I feel pretty close to that bunny.

>>87766630
Yes anon, and your dog Biscuit went to a farm where she still lives to this day.

>>87762951
Kill yourself.