>HISSSSSSREEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!! https://www.yout

>>87744536
only every fucking day

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>literal mute fish monsters get more girls than me

>>87744814
you have to learn to go HISSSSSSREEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>87744536
wow my wet nightmares have finally come to fruition

>>87744536
How u like dis dry boy?

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>>87744806
>>87744814
>>87744861
>>87744910
>>87744951
What did the trailer mean by this?

>>87745283
HNGGG

>>87745283
If he's a fish, wouldn't he just have a cloaca or something? how would he "fuck" her?

>>87745428
He would HISSSSSSREEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
in her pusy

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>>87744814
>literal mute fish monsters get more gills than me

>>87744536
>mute girl is gonna let fishman kill dozens of humans

What did Del Toro mean by this?

>>87745428
Obviously mermen have the opposite of mermaids: fish top, man bottom.

I don't know why you have to ask such a stupid question.

>>87745428
he's a man so he's gonna have a slick slippery willy

>Sally Hawkins plays Eliza with the perfect sense of wide-eyed wonderment. Yet del Toro stresses that despite her innocent nature, she’s not childlike; Eliza is very much an adult woman with lusts and desires, and one of the very first scenes we spend with her features her climbing into a bathtub to pleasure herself.

http://www.slashfilm.com/the-shape-of-water-review/

Why is Del Taco such a pervert?

Fucking mirelurks

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>>87744536

So is this NOT an Abe Sapien solo movie?

>>87745609
>She has a strong sexual appetite: We see her pleasure herself in the bathtub in the mornings. Meanwhile, he’s not unattractive. No visible sex organs, but slender and broad-shouldered and tall. The pale face in the middle of those undulating gills has the alien-reptile handsomeness of Benedict Cumberbatch.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/09/the-shape-of-water-is-an-utterly-lovely-but-complacent-movie.html

lol

>>87744536
fish don't have intercourse. the most action he'll get is releasing sperm out of his fish-hole onto her maxipad

>>87745813
>And kids would have been a good audience if not for the nudity, copious gore, and soft-core fish porn. Are there still laws against bestiality?

http://www.vulture.com/2017/09/the-shape-of-water-is-an-utterly-lovely-but-complacent-movie.html

>>87745725
>the alien-reptile handsomeness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
>handsomeness

lmao never seen that freak and thought aw damn he good lookin. when did we start calling freaks handsome

>And the last part of that is important; it does include a fully nude bathtub masturbation scene in the first ten minutes. But set to whimsical music!

http://flavorwire.com/609902/tiff-diary-2-the-shape-of-water-battle-of-the-sexes-novitiate-and-ex-libris

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>>87744536
>mfw it's not the remake of black lagoon

>Though her hearing is unimpaired, Elisa is mute, communicating only with sign language. An orphan who is intuitive in her interactions with people, she's also a ripely sensual woman, routinely masturbating in the bathtub each evening while she hard-boils eggs to take to work as a snack.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/shape-of-water-venice-2017-1034220

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>>87744814
>literal mute fish monsters get more gills than me

>>87746059
>hard-boils eggs to take to work as a snack

I seriously can't tell if this is just del Taco ripping off Hellboy or if it's supposed to secretly be an Abe Sapien movie set before the new reboot. Maybe he had a shitload of leftover sets and costumes from Hellboy 3 and made this after they dropped it?

>>87746182
of course it's secretly Abe Sapien

What is hollywood cashing in on the monster-person love trend now?

>But at its heart it is a love story between the oddly sweet Eliza, a woman with strange scars on her neck who can’t speak, and frequent del Toro collaborator Doug Jones as the sea creature with (as del Toro says) “a great ass.” “He had to have a great ass,” the director says. “That’s all I knew.”

http://www.awardsdaily.com/2017/09/04/the-shape-of-water-review/

Del Taco confirmed for pervert.

>>87746360
Is there gonna be a strap-on scene to show off this great ass?

>No one will accuse del Toro about being too subtle in his intentions here — Shape of Water is broad and forceful about its symbolism. It’s certainly unmissable that its protagonists are, respectively, a disabled woman, a black woman, and a gay man, while its antagonist is a white man vocally obsessed with purity and patriotism

https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/13/16301586/the-shape-of-water-review-guillermo-del-toro-movie-musical-sally-hawkins

Del Taco up to his anti-fascist propaganda again.

>Regarding the sex scenes... There are two masturbation scenes of Hawkins by herself in the tub. The sex between her and the creature is implied, never shown. BUT YEAH, SHE DOES FUCK THE FISH. We see them get in the shower together once, and the underwater love scene doesn't really show anything more than cuddling.

http://awardswatch.com/forums/showthread.php?42816-Guillermo-Del-Toro-s-Potential-Juggernaut-The-Shape-of-Water-Thread&p=3093894&viewfull=1#post3093894

>>87746234
It's just so hard to believe at this point. Everything points to it, to the point where there's no fucking way it could be.

>same director
>same fucking actor playing the creature
>creature is almost identical apart from the face
>sets are incredibly similar
>creature loves eggs
>listens to classical music from in his tank

Seriously, what's the point NOT advertising it as Abe Sapien? Is this just Del Toro making an abe sapien movie after losing the rights to him so he just changed the names?

>>87746641
he's literally just a talentless hack with no original ideas

>Saw The Shape of Water today. It was good but it didn't "dazzle" me, it didn't blow me away. I think the hype train is getting a little bit out of control. I saw some early comparisons to Amelie. It won't be anywhere near that level for me for how much I love Amelie. I don't know, maybe I'm just tired from the festival or not in the right mood but this wasn't as good as I was hoping. It is lovely and charming but as was mentioned above, the script didn't seem to be that great. The story was kind of basic, just the rest of it, the creature design, the production design, cinematography, Sally's performance, Richard Jenkins as the sad lonely gay man, those elements were good. If anyone was looking for such a thing, there's a bunch of Sally Hawkins full nudity. The whole "fish-fucking" scene was hardly anything at all, she just steps into the tub with him naked and pulls the curtain across and fades out.

http://awardswatch.com/forums/showthread.php?42816-Guillermo-Del-Toro-s-Potential-Juggernaut-The-Shape-of-Water-Thread/page74

>“I wanted to make clear that character [Elisa] is a real woman, and a complete woman: masturbating and making her breakfast with equal ease, but also in terms of the sex in the movie. I wanted it to exist in a natural, beautiful non-exploitative, completely organic way,” del Toro said, adding: “But they do f—!

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/venice-film-festival-guillermo-del-toro-aquatic-creature-sex-the-shape-of-water-1202543821/

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>>87746975
He know's human's having sex with non-humans if considered weird/creepy by a large amount of people right?

if anything she'd be vilified or hurt

>>87746533
He's honestly such a lame guy, I wish he could just leave politics out of it.

And the trailer does look like he isn't hiding it at all, I wonder if he will portray the mass starvation, cannibalism, and misery of the other side of the world at the time.
Probably not, because people like him will just give communists a pass because they're much more aligned to his beliefs. Utterly disappointing.

>>87745283
Does that mean we're gonna see some fish dick

>liberal movie gets a pass for hohum plot because muh liberal message

>>87747347
It's all just so tiring. I was looking forward to this one but now I'm gonna be forced to be actively looking for his little bits of symbolism aka propaganda all throughout the movie instead of enjoying it naturally.

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>>87745845
>bestiality

He's just trolling everybody now isn't he

Why even see the movie? For the nude masterbation scenes maybe? This trailer showed what seemed to be most of the plot.

>>87744536
>Del taco
Why am I not surprised

>>87748583
it's clearly made for women who want to fuck monsters.

>>87748583
we still son't know the why & the how of the entire plot m8

>>87748583
Yes

>>87748584
He always inserts shit into his movies.

>>87744536
does it actually happen otherwse im not watching it, id prefer him to rape her like that comic floating around but guess feminists would be crying like they got raped so it wont happen

>>87751481
Yes

>>87744536
What was that one comic where the FBI agent lady or something went to investigate a cult in an apartment and they had a fish man imprisoned and they locked her in with it so it would eat her but instead it fucked her and then killed everyone else?

Is this movie based on that or is it a tie in to the new Hellboy movie?

>>87751634
Alan Moore's Neonomicon. A desecration of Lovecrafts work

>>87751655
Looks gay

>>87744536
50 shapes of water

>>87751655
It led to him writing Providence though, making the entire abomination worth it.

>>87745499
makes sense

>>87745862
>when did we start calling freaks handsome

since the day they become famous

>>87745283
The critics who saw the movie at Venice confirmed that they have sex. Del Toro confirmed it too during an interview.

>>87746360
>woman with strange scars on her neck who can’t speak

She's going to turn out to be a fishmonster/human hybrid. The scars are gills. She can't speak because she's a mermaid.

>>87752484
it's alan moore so....

Someone post the damn comic. You know which one.

>>87746753
but his movies are good, what more am i supposed to want

>>87753570
She had an incident when she was a baby, she got her vocal cords cut and the scars remained. That's what a critic said, anyway.

>>87744536

I LOVE FISHDICKS!

yessss i love watching white women fuck dark scary monsters

del toro is like me, a cuckold fetishist. i am VERY much anticipating this film and i hope it inspires white women to racemix(which they do CONSTANTLY and it makes me cum in my pants!)

But will this have L O V E C R A F T I A N undertones?

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>>87744536

>>87753891
>>87753909
Are you me?

>>87746641
if the movie makes any kind of money, del Toro and the studio are gonna get fucked so hard with a lawsuit.

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>>87744536

What about movies where you impregnate the fish women?

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>>87753909

>yfw kanyes twitter gets flooded with comments about the shape of water and fish dicks

>>87753970
>>87754023
fuck off weeb

>>87744536
Sooo it's abe sapien but it's not??

It's cute how they keep pretending this isn't a movie about Abe Sapien

>>87745638
What did he mean by this??

>>87754085
didnt you see the egg reference? fairly sure GDT is swinging his dick about how this movie is about Abe

>>87753866
tina fey?

The 4:3 aspect ratio is triggering me.

This is CINEMA not some time life movie.

>>87745283
G I L L E D

>>87754266
Then tell JapMoot to sotp making square images the most optimal OP images.

>after all those years of capeshit making Del Toro can finally expose his fetishes on a big screen and get a Golder Lion for it.

Truly greatest director of our generation.

BLACKED i love this sexy interracial movie by del toro, thank god it is a white woman and a black fish

this will trigger /po/ and make me very hard, thank you based cuckold del toro i will fap to this like the sissy i am

>reuse a monster from another franchise

This is the most random nonsensical thing abut this flick. Thats like romance movie about a klingon in New York city.

>>87754347
Fishman is not a franchise you popcorn raised mongoloid.

>>87745283
wow what the fuck

>>87754335

FISHED movie totally made me want to get my eggs fertilised, I'm having trouble not ovulating my eggs are overflowing I've got all these eggs and no fish to cum on them

>>87754383
YES!!! it is amazing isnt it? you cannot stop their forbidden love!! a white woman and a black fish! we will all watch them fuck!
this is a great sexy cuckold movie based del toro bbc cuckold

>>87754437
>/pol/cuck Projecting this hard
Bravo

>>87754347
Im gonna assume this is bait, cause you cant be that retarded

>>87754477
i hate pol i hate white nazi i love bbc cuckold and del toro does too, we love pan's labyrinth, amazing communist film!

this will make blacked.com much money and i love interracial sex! rejoice hollywood loves out sexy fetish sexy black sex taboo interracial bbc greg lansky based del toro cuckold

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>He didn't flip the genders and give us a big-budget monster girl movie

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BIG
FISH
STICKS

>She actually fucks the fish-man

I didn't expect this. I expected love but not for them to actually have sex.

>>87745638
Looks like a learned a thing or two about credits from Kojima.

this is greatest cuckold movie ever, del toro is good for making this bbc movie for sissy like me

will win oscar!!!

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>>87746975
>and a complete woman: masturbating and making her breakfast with equal ease

Its obviously not Abe you goons, abe is smooth-skinned and can speak, and he was found as a baby by nuns.

Abe is clearly half human.

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>>87754539
Isn't that what Splice already is?

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giv sally gf

>>87755840
gross

>>87751655
We need storytime

>>87754515
lol bro you are trying waaaay too hard

>born to early to fall in love with fishpeople

>>87745708
It's a BPRD fan fiction I guess

>>87757328
no

>>87757192
fuck off

>>87757258
fish people = gooks

>>87744536
They released another trailer? Why? The first one already gave way too much away.

Gives a new meaning to fish taco.

>>87757192
That's what /co/ is for. But in the case of this comic, I guess it's /aco/ you're looking for.

>>87760475

This is actually a great trailer. The first one was complete diarrhea. You can tell this one was cut after all of the film festival buzz and the hype while the first was clearly just a low effort trailer for a movie the studio knows will be niche.

>guillermo el fatty
>evil white man

The fishman will be an allegory for minorities

>>87761488
fuck off

>>87761719
The nude bathtub masturbation scenes are an allegory for Del Toro wanting to fuck Sally Hawkins

>>87761807
but she's not even attractive

>>87762454
she's cute