Itt boring kino Starting with a classic

>>87742839
Slow West

>>87742839
Godfather

Barry Lyndon

>>87742839
blue ruin
the eyes of my mother
the red white and blue

>>87742839
Blade Runner

2001

Great ideas and imagery but more interesting to ponder and discuss than actually watch.

>>87742839
Enter the void

>>87742839
stalker

>>87744573
It isnt boring tho

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>mfw Black Philip

>>87744509
I feel asleep on five or so different occasions trying to watch that film. Eventually I managed to sit through it, it was worth it. Certainly boring kino, though.

Kino can't be boring, at least to those that are anitiated in the realms of kino.

It simply is.

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>>87744669
Would you like to live deliciously?

2 hours of nothing just to show lmao goat

>>87744437
I don't understand how someone could find Blade Runner boring. I've seen it more than any other movie.
>>87744509
2001 is a bit slow, but its visuals make up for it.

>>87744665
>just three actors the whole movie
>sparse dialogues
>very very slow paced

it's a great movie but it's not the most entertaining shit ever

>>87744669
Black Phillip, doest thou speaketh or nay?!?! Speak! Speak, ye infernal beast!

>Nigga, what the fuck are you white people doing? Go back to the white people village, get back inside those big white people walls, and apologize to those goofy wig wearing niggas before your retarded dad gets you all killed! And can you put some god damn mayo on this hay ya'll feeding me?!?!

>>87742839
Noroi.

>>87744437
I'm an ADHD pleb ( literally cannot even sit through cape movies without getting bored ) and I managed to watch Blade Runner in one sitting. It's not boring.

Lake mungo

>>87744901
nah, it's fine

>>87744984
literally the best horror movie of the last 10 years or so

>>87745041
Its not even a horror movie, contrarian boy

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>>87742839
Paragon of boredom.

>>87745081
I watch ton of horror movies and this is one of the few that truly spooked me

>>87745160
I guess regular drama movies terrify you

>>87745138
you actually have to be a turbopleb to be bored by this

it's literally edited to make retards feel smart

>>87744509
>>87744671
Never understood how people could find it this boring. I only found the beginning a bit slow but it was intriguing and fascinating the whole way through. I really enjoyed that movie.

>>87745222
guess I'm not the contrarian here

>>87744509
Top sleepy kino

>>87745160
exactly the same. that character wasn't creepy, the concept was.

Beyond the Black Rainbow. Great visuals though

The witch is 'start browsing your phone in the theatre' kino

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>>87744896
Read it in his voice.

>>87744696
People tend to mistype words as they pronounce them, when they are not paying attention. Do you really pronounce this word as "anitiated" anon

>>87742839
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

>>87745228
Witch is why its boring i am to smart for it to make me feel smart

>>87742839
I really wanted to like this movie, but there was just nothing compelling about it. The imagery was great and all, but there was a sense of buildup without any kind of payoff whatsoever. I was left wondering what the entire point of the movie was from beginning to end.

>>87745676
Nobody actually likes it, People namedrop it to be contrarian about jumpscares

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>>87742839
Absolute /snoozecore/

>>87744896
5/10 not enough
>HOLY SHIT
>WAIT A MINUTE
>Mmhm, sweetie

Cure for wellness

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>>87744707
Wouldst thou*

ITT: Confusion(?)

Perhaps only mine, but is boring beinq used all around here as simply a descriptive and not a pejorative?
I don't think /tv/ has enough IQ for these subtleties

>>87742839
>boring kino

i don't know why i hadn't thought of this before, but i'm using it now you clever little faggot

>>87747000
Kino

>>87747617
Kane

Under the Skin

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I can sit through The VVitch or 2001 or the Godfather and be engaged the whole time, but this movie makes me so incredibly sleepy without fail every single time.

>>87742839
What confuses me is how some people find this scary? Did they also find pans labyrinth and the wailing scary? Good atmosphere, large part was bland

>>87747931
>>>87742839 (OP) (You)
>What confuses me is how some people find this scary? Did they also find pans labyrinth and the wailing scary? Good atmosphere, large part was bland
They are just contrarians