Opie & Anthony

>>87728718
Nobody has ever done that better than Patrice though. He turned misogyny into a philosophy and an artform.

>>87728718
So gospel basically

>>87728718

>It's a Patrice talks about his time in jail episode

Horrifying

>>87728836
That whole false rape story is one of the greatest stories ever told on radio
It actually made me change my opinion completely

Post best episodes of Opie and Anthony
>That time Patrice talked about him being accused of rape and ends up crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySAoWBrx5-o
>That time Patrice called in and shit all over Kevin Hart

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>It's another "everybody is awkwardly hitting on the new female intern for half an hour and pretending to be interested in her dumb stores while Patrice just shakes his head in silence until he politely informs her that she's a goofy bitch who has nothing to offer but her vagina" episode

>My girl said the other day “can you get off that pimp shit for once?” I go “if I do bitch, then what?” You need an opening to fag me up. Don’t let her fag you up

Based Patrice

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>It's an entertaining as fuck 12 hour compilation of Patrice riffing on films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMuYvpKoVdQ

Prepare your night

>>87729138
He's right though
It's fucking annoying when these radio/TV hosts invite some dumb, boring chick just because they wanna bone her

>>87728718
Post link to patrice's best rant on women

>>87728787
Yeah, and the fat nigger did it all on burgers, pizzas and beer.
Women needed to spend billions of dollars in colleges to come up with shit to say about men.

>>87728718
>There are people who took the relationship advice of Patrice O'Neal and Bill Burr

>>87728787
>Nobody has ever done that better than Patrice though
nigger please... that fat fuck didn't have an original bone in his body, people only pretend to like him to show how unracist they are. Pathetic.

Did Patricia ever tell us who hurt him? While I agree with most of what he said I must know which woman broke all women for him. Mother? Sister? Maybe a first love that cucked him? Anyone know?

>>87730799
Idk about that I'm as racist as the next guy but Patrice is a house nigger through and through and a good one at that

>>87730799
>nigger please... I don't have an original bone in my body, I only speak word salads seasoned with nigger croutons to show how uncucked I am. Pathetic. Also, nigger.

>>87730929
He's basically a black robot who turned into a chad as he got (semi) famous and less concerned with how women saw him, but never forgot his robot roots and how women's attitudes toward him changed for incredibly stupid and shallow reasons. He's seen both sides of the divide and seen how shit women are from both perspectives.

>>87731052
t. assmad negroid

>>87728718
Weird imo it's "Patrice goes on hilarious rants but sadly i have to hear opie and Anthony butt in constantly cause it's their show"

>>87730929
No, but he did acknowledge that he was hurt. How he hated the game cause the way he wanted to play it (aka be a nice guy) never worked.

>>87731187
>HOLD ON PATRICE, HOLD ON. DAVE THE TRUCKER IS CALLING IN AND HE WANTS TO PUT IN HIS TWO CENTS. HELLO DAVE! YOU'RE ON THE AIR.

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>tfw we will never hear Patrices commentary on Hillary's failed campaign and how poorly she's handled her defeat

>>87730783
Patrice O'Neal's relationship advice is concerning men and women dynamics are fucking spot on hilarious though. The Black Phillip show truly made me more confident in my pursuit of getting pussy.

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>>87730783
>start a new job as a cook
>a 50 year old waitress gives me lip because SHE dropped a plate
>do what patrice would have done and told her i'm not one of her 40 grand kids and to do what women her age usually do when angry and go write a letter to her congressman
>she goes on a 45 minute screaming rant calling me every curse word in the book while I ignore her and continue cooking
>boss is about to fire me because of her shit
>tell him if he's going to fire me over a waitress he should at least wait until one of the pretty girls hates me
>he laughs and fires her instead

>>87731459
Based

>>87729249
>Patrice realizing that Face off stunk

>>87730929

he was a fat black kid in school. Every girl he ever liked in school hurt him.

>>87729249
>anti-semetic Jaws

>>87730783

yes I did, and now I have a gf who wants to do threesomes with me and watch other girls suck my dick.

>>87729249
Patrice has pretty decent taste.

>>87728787

yeah he was a modern day philosopher man us civilians would never understand

>>87730929
False rap accusation and this:
>>87731107

>>87730799
none of this makes a lick of sense
patriqiue was a racist black dude who advocated white racism
he was a thinker, and a good one at that
we all hate. he did a damn fine job of explaining why
and if you think he didnt explain the female mentality to a tee then you dont know women. everything he says is gospel gods honest truth
he should be remembered as an uneducated psychiatrist. more accurate than freud the coke fiend.

>>87730783
patrice knew women better than they know themselves
you dont have to go full on with his advice unless you have a desire to live by the rules for eternity but the gist is the perfect way to live with chicks
chicks are simple minded and paint by numbers

>>87730929
every chick ignored him so he got angry and got educated

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>>87731278
>tfw we will never hear patrices commentary on anything at all

Anyone see the latest Opie cringe?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGokkyqkK0k

>>87728718
The Dr. Z episode is pure kino.

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>>87728718
Is he wrong tho

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TELL THEM TO BEHAVE

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>>87728718
>implying those aren't the best episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l_mRgSCBAQ

>>87728836
>I DINDU NUFFIN!

You actually bought that?
kek

>>87734715
>being a white knight for some coalburning whore
lmao

>>87729249
5 hours into this vid right now, been on a bit of a patrice binge the last couple days though.

>>87732520
Whatever. People will always say that shit about anybody with an opinion people hear. Who is an actual modern day philosopher then? Fucking Varg, or the sniffles guy? Come on now. There was nothing pretentious about Patrice. You can't call him a psuedo-intellectual because of that so, lmao he was just dumb.

>>87735047
>he was just dumb
Not when it comes to women :^)

>>87731459
your boss is very wise

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What did anth mean by this?

>>87736872
he's /ourguy/

>>87736872
Not when the bra comes of Ant, trust me. Yuck.

>>87734318
I did. Post hooktube next time though.

Opie used to make me uncomfortable, because he kept making me second guess if I was the opie of my group of friends.

Then I realized that no matter how delusional you are, you can't possible be as delusional as this guy. It's sort of like a gift of ignorance.

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>>87728718
>it's a Jimmy talks about how brilliant the Pinkett Phantom Menace review is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuzkmGM_T8

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How's Opie holding up these days?

>>87738007
see
>>87734318

absolute cringe kino

Hold on Patrice Snowy from Michigan wants in badly SNOWAY!!!

>>87734318
I really don't like that guy. He always had to open his stupid mouth to interject with his un-funny bullshit while Patrice was doing his thing. The worst was when a female was anywhere in his line of sight, its like he was compelled by this otherworldy force to make the weakest and creepiest attempt at flirting, its like he doesn't even realize how absolutely silly he sounds.

>>87730929
Do you really need to get bit by a rattlesnake to know the rattlesnake bites?

No, you don't.

Fuck off.

>>87738209
>Listener: Hey, just wanted to let you guys know that you missed a great Opie line before
>[opie acting surprised even though he picked the call, jimmy playing along]
>Listener: [insert derivative of joke already made by Jim or Ant]
>[fake light chuckle ensues]
>[continue having fun with show as if the previous interaction never happened]


If begging the audience for an applause was a craft, Gregg ¨"leave it alone" Hughes would be the master of it.

>>87730929
He was fat and ugly. Black culture is all about being dominant and a woman slayer. He did the numbers game and ended up with a bisexual (mostly lesbian) girl who liked him because she's pretty much a dude and related to him treating her like a dude.

I know because I am pretty much the same dude, with the same girl, only white

>>87738462
>The worst was when a female was anywhere in his line of sight, its like he was compelled by this otherworldy force to make the weakest and creepiest attempt at flirting, its like he doesn't even realize how absolutely silly he sounds.

Don't get me wrong. Everyone hates Opie but I think you're confusing him with Ant here.

>>87738653
Actually, now that I match the voices to the faces it was that guy. I don't like either of them much honestly.

>>87738911
Ant grows on you. Opie however becomes more hatable as time passes, to the point where you can't understand why you dislike a guy you care so little about.

>>87729138
the term 'goofy bitch' is delivered by Patrice in a way that i could only dream of. Reminds me of the episode with the supermodel from Maxim or whatever

>>87730799
I'm racist as fuck and i loved Patrice so that goes out the window immediately. Also how can you possibly think that the kind of crowd that is 'PC' enough to worry about being called racist would listen to a guy who frequently says women are trash, and are 'goofy bitches'

Also people saying that you're dumb to take Patrice's 'dating advice' are pretty much missing the point. It's not about trying to game girls really IMO. I just give way, way less of a shit now and the desperation has completely gone away

If a girl happens to meet my standards and will do what i want her to do then cool, if not then she can just leave. If that means im single for a while, what the fuck ever.

>>87739014
Opie is the David Brent of radio. I'm quite convinced that Chip is based off of him

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>>87728718
>it's an Anthony follows a 16 y.o. Nazi girl on twitter episode

>>87729249
> when Patrice knows his Seagal movies
> when I know because I do too

>>87739702
>>I'm racist as fuck and i loved Patrice
Then you're not racist.

>>87741179
I don't know man, listen to Patrice's radio show 'Black Phillip'. Redneck racist trucker types fucking loved him for some reason.

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Anthony, Jimmy, Patrice, Colin and Vos are old 4chan made flesh.

>>87741179
Everyone is racist. Some people just admit it and can discuss why, and get over it at an individual level.

Patrice and Anthony arguing is racewarkino that will never be recreated.