I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers

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TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT

Who the hell let's a little child go play outside, all alone, in a storm, and play in the street.

>>87704393
Negligent parents.

>I've been looking for you the whole time

Actually a pretty sad moment.

>>87704393
white parents

>>87704393
it was the 80's, it was a different time.

>>87704292
HAHAHAH I love this part

>>87704393
>>87704625

Also why we need to resist against the people who hold us down.
Anti-fa will not stop until the oppressors crumble

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>>87703090
>when he hit is little head

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>>87703090
What about a balloon, anon

>>87704393
You simply do not know what its like living in a small town back in the day.

>decide I want to cut a tree down
>walking down the middle of the street with my axe
>town cop walking by
>say "good morning officer"
>tells me to watch out for bears

And that was only in the 90s.

>>87703090
The movie as a whole was mediocre, but this is one of the greatest scenes in history of horror movies. Already becoming iconic.

>>87704743
Yeah, the new one did it better.

>>87704623
Isn't parents redundant here? It's not like black kids have parents.

>>87704828
what a horrible thing to say anon

>>87704883
Mike literally has no parents in the same movie.

>>87704623
> implying white parents are negligent when niggers are literally the only reason kids don't play on the street these days.

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>>87704828
>It's not like black kids have parents.
They don't have fathers in their lives, but they do have TRASHY mothers. I suppose that's the same thing.

>>87704822
fuck no it didn't
>rushes through the whole thing
>can barely see pennywise
>no balloon
>terrible, laughable CGI where his teeth aren't even connecting with georgie's arm
>georgie army crawls for some reason
>scene cuts away to a fucking cat for no reason in the middle of the arm getting ripped off

>>87704900
They got cooked though, anon. They tried to save him.

>>87704982
Yea fade to black with shitty fake teeth is much better

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THEN GO BACK TO YOUR HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX

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>>87703090
it k georgy hank honk richy

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>>87703090
Come on kid don't you want fallout 4?

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>>87704292
>that rare, wonderful instance of a Darkman post
Well done anon

>>87706589
Can you climb the mountains?

>>87704393
>be 80's, night time in mid-july
>house is hot, can't afford a/c
>cooler outside, brother and i go outside and play till almost midnight, come in when parents say they're going to bed
80's were the shit ,senpai.

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>>87706709
Of course Georgie we can all climb down here

>>87706709

Oh yes.... you can climb any mountain kid

>>87706589
I'm not supposed to take things from Todd.

>>87706589
>>87706736
Does it have DLC?

>>87704393
Parents that want their child to grow up healthy.

>Bill's gonna kill you
>It was real enough for Georgie
Shit-talking manipulative Pennywise is the best Pennywise.

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Post clownkino and clowncore

>>87704883
you mean what a horrible thing for a black father to do?
you know 90% of single mothers in america were laid by a black man right?
how about instead of the people pointing and laughing at it you go after the people who are really at fault
nah, liberals dont think that way

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>>87706839
Of course we have all the DLCs down here for free now come with me don't you want the DLC

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>>87704743
What I like about the mini-series version is that Pennywise doesn't really look all that threatening. Just a happy clown in the sewer, which makes sense considering he's trying to lure Georgie.

In the new movie Pennyewise looks terrifying from the very start.

>>87706589
Need more Teddywise

>>87706589
>aaaaaaand?
>....micro transactions?
>Yes! Micro transactions!
>Those are my favorite.
>Mine too! Because your shekels go clink! Clink! Clink! Clink!

>>87706917
more like clownshit lol

>>87706945
Actually, Todd, I think I'm good.
In fact, I'm gonna go boot up Fallout: New Vegas right now and start another playthrough.

>>87706945
Okay, let me just reach down there and...

>>87706917
>Clownshit/clowncore
Enjoy the second best episode of Extreme Ghostbusters.
https://youtu.be/cBfQSt-E9is

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>>87706985
NO YOU'RE NOT DOWN HERE WITH ME YOU'LL CLIMB TOO!!

>>87706945
Are their free mods?

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>>87707023

>>87704393
Silly them for not accounting for the killer cosmic clown contingency

>>87704393
its just rain idiot

>>87704393
>Who the hell let's a little child go play outside, all alone, in a storm, and play in the street.

Civilized people.

>>87704743
The moment they both go dead eyed is great. Like they completely forget or don't care they're trying to be friendly and the hunger just takes over

>>87706784
from liars*

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>>87704828
>Isn't parents redundant here? It's not like black kids have parents.

>>87706917
Captain Spaulding a best

https://youtu.be/hJv4n_gjoSw

>>87704828
>only white and black people exist
why are white shitposters so lazy?
this is why black twitter won the meme wars
indians are also climbing fast

>>87707418
>using (((twitter)))

>>87706954
Pennywise feeds on the fear of children, he's supposed to be terrifying

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>>87707682
Not at first.
He'd never lure any children if he just outright appeared as a spooky creature

>>87704787
>tells me to watch out for bears
This is inordinately funny.

>>87707682
He feeds on children, he just likes the fear because to him it's like marinating the meat

>>87707418
>twitter
cringe

>>87704987
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/09/12/an-11-year-old-boy-fell-into-an-italian-volcanic-crater-his-parents-also-died-trying-to-save-him/

We all cook down here!

>>87704292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houP7mAjZ0o
great movie but jesus christ raimi

>>87708665
>Pennywise is a chink
It finally makes sense.

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>>87707842
Is there a creature with a more scary-looking(natural) face than leering tigers?

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>>87708907
Yes, anacondas, because their eyes don't have normal pupils. Tigers are recognizable as overgrown cats basically. Anacondas are just something devilish and unidentifiable.

>>87708959
Fucking goats have scarier eyes than that. Anacondas are just recognisable as overgrown snakes. Then again, since I owned a cute little ball python as a kid I guess I'm not one to ask.
Hell, even if you're killed by a giant anaconda it's less scary than with a tiger. You literally get hugged to death, peacefully passing out. Instead of being eaten alive as fangs and claws tear your body to shreds.

>>87709156
The thing that unnerves me is that you can see emotions in the eyes of a tiger. You can't see anything in the eyes of an anaconda. They're just little orbs of glass.

>>87709156
>You literally get hugged to death, peacefully passing out

You get crushed to death, asphyxiating as it breaks your bones, and then it spends weeks digesting you.

>>87704393
It was the 80's man

>>87708959
That snek is so cute though
Anacondas especially look so huggable tier

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>>87706589
>One of these fellows had crawled out from under the porch of the house at 29 Neibolt Street one day and had offered to give Eddie a horse armor for a quarter. Eddie had backed away, his skin like ice, his stature as short as a gnome. One of the game developer's nostrils had been eaten away. You could look right into the red, scabby channel.
>'I don't have a quarter,' Eddie said, backing toward his bike.
>'I'll give it to you for a dime,' the developer croaked, coming toward him. He was wearing platform shoes. Yellow puke was stiffening across the lap. He unzipped his fly and reached inside. He was trying to grin. His nose was a red horror.
>'I . . . I don't have a dime, either,' Eddie said, and suddenly thought: Oh my God he's got dlc! If I buy it, I'll just encourage him to charge for more! His control snapped and he ran. He heard the developer break into a shuffling run behind him, his old platform shoes slapping and flapping across the riotous lawn of the empty saltbox house.
>'Come back here, kid! I'll give you a 3D render of a cheese wheel for in-game credits. Come back here!'

>>87706968
Nice

>>87704822
The teeth look fucking stupid like some really bad cgi and his voice is really bad

>>87709264
Asphyxiating with some broken bones(if the anaconda is even big enough to do that, rather than just keeping you constricted like it means to do)>>>>torn to shreds and bleeding out as you feel lumps of your flesh being torn from your body or feel the tiger's barbed tongue scraping blood from your wound or skin. How long it takes to digest you holds absolutely zero relevance unless you're Jesus.

>>87709236
But surely seeing emotions in an animal is spookier? It's a fucking animal, it's not supposed to have emotions, and most animals just have the soulless-killing-machine look.

>>87706954
I think Pennywise in the new one just isn't as good at talking to kids. She did clearly try to endear herself first with the popcorn joke, but given that IT wears the clown more like a suit in the reboot, there was no way of making that design look warm and comforting. I did appreciate that they did at least show her changing her eye color to try and put Georgie at ease just enough to stick around the drain.

Which is why I love the miniseries and the reboot. The miniseries feels more like a monster clown that genuinely loves being a clown as well as a monster, Pennywise is having fun whether killing or just laughing around. The reboot is clearly a monster from the start, the clown is a suit, a tool. Its eyes are crooked, its limbs don't work quite right, it can't keep its height straight, because it's not in a proper body.

>>87704743
Why the fuck does he keep looking over to the right? What is he looking at?

>>87709894
The orgy.

>>87704393
We didn't get a kidnapping "epidemic" yet. Kids were allowed to run around

>>87706917
Sauce?

>>87706969
Lol

>>87704982
Mindless reasoning

>>87704743
Embarrassing. I didn't really love the new, one but the sewer scene is pure kino.

>>87704822
This and only this

>>87707418
yes indians sure are climbing fast they'll be a superpower soon enough!! gotta do something about those streets tho

>>87713041
It's a constant source of bafflement to me that India is one of the few countries of the world that has nukes, but millions of its citizens don't have a fucking toilet, either using a communal one or shitting in the sea. If you put that shit in a dystopian movie people would call it out on being too unbelievably crazy. Imagine Johnny Mnemonic, except the Low Teks are fighting for the poorer half having a place to shit in peace.

The thought that the world might get fucked by a nuclear war between Pakistan and India is somehow way worse than the Cold War fears, as well.

>>87708734
holy shit that's sad

>>87704743
fuck man, Tim Curry is godly in this

>>87704743

The scene from the 2017 version is better in every way possible.

>>87704743

I thought Tim Curry was creepier in that normal clown kind of unsettling way. And his eyes are just evil.

The new one was done better tho

>>87713902
Imagine being the sibling who survived.

>>87704393
believe it or not pedos do not wait for storms to go trolling the streets for kids

in fact pedos in general do not go around kidnapping kids. most pedo shit is a family member in a position of trust and access. they are usually invited into the house by the parents.

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>>87704828
wtf racist bigot

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Who else saw that creepy old lady getting closer and closer?

>>87705051
yeah it is. how sad that a 1990 made-for-tv movie with no budget ended up being better than a 35 million dollar blockbuster in 2017. shows how low our standards have fallen.

>implying even a child can't realize that a grimacing clown hanging out inside a fucking storm drain goes beyond the concept of "stranger"

bravo screenplay bravo

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>>87714669
I was just about to post about this. Wasn't sure if I was imagining things. Gave me the creeps.

>>87703090
Now after watching that scene, imagine the poor 2-year old that got dragged out and eaten by an alligator at Disney World.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article86630427.html

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>>87714946
>giant picture of a happy flower crocodile as the first picture you see
Fucking hell. I use umatrix and the picture took up the entire screen.

>>87714607
>in fact pedos in general do not go around kidnapping kids. most pedo shit is a family member in a position of trust and access. they are usually invited into the house by the parents.


sssh, you'll rattle the normie's sensitive minds

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>Giant Spider

>>87706692

Is that helen mirren

Sum fuc

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>Aww, what's the matter, bucko? Don't you like anime?

>>87709346
I hear they enjoy hugging other animals a lot too

>>87709656
>Which is why I love the miniseries and the reboot. The miniseries feels more like a monster clown that genuinely loves being a clown as well as a monster, Pennywise is having fun whether killing or just laughing around. The reboot is clearly a monster from the start, the clown is a suit, a tool. Its eyes are crooked, its limbs don't work quite right, it can't keep its height straight, because it's not in a proper body.
Exactly, I don't get why people pick between one or the other when they're so different in every aspect and accomplish their goals nicely (like choosing between Nicholson and Ledger for the Joker).

>>87704625
It was the fifties, dumbo

>>87704673
>>>/pol/

I feel like the Floating line was only said a few times in the miniseries but I don't want to watch 3 hours of It by myself right now.

>>87715997
>being the only one to respond to an obvious "let's talk /pol/" shitpost
>SEVERAL hours late
You're a special kind of stupid. Unless you're the same guy having another go, then you're a sad retard.

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>>87703090
"Mind control ability. It has the power of brainwashing several minds, even simultaneously.
This also suggests that It has the ability to erase particular things out of a person's memory or knowledge. At the two confrontations between The Losers Club and It, Bill discovers this, and warns his friends that "Derry is It" and that "any place [they] go, they won't see, they won't hear, they won't know." massively effects the minds of the locals who live within Derry, making them indifferent about the tragic events that are taking place.
Generally, it would appear that the weaker willed citizens and visitors succumb to It's powerful mind control.
This mind control ability presumably has no effect on people outside Derry's boundaries."

I want to fuck the clown so badly. I cannot take it anymore. Pls send help somebody.

>>87704743
The new one did it wayyyyyyy better

How much you guys wanna bet investors are gonna force the them to make IT come back when they're teenagers/young adults?

>>87708907
Maybe those new world vultures, but damn that cat face is pure terror

>>87703090
> Still no webm

someone post the clown rape copy pasta with a creampie to the face

>>87706917
what am I looking at here?
what is the sauce?

>>87716835
I see what you did there

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>>87716826
Old world vultures are worse than new world vultures, really.

>>87716684
god that peppewise really made my day thanks pal

>>87715975
The movie was set in the 80s, retard.

>>87704743
Like another anon said, Tim Curry and Bill Skarsgard are two very different interpretations of the same character. Tim Curry's Pennywise is much more affable, he's basically playing a real psychopathic clown. Bill Skarsgard is playing a monster disguising itself as a human, it's very clearly a creature mimicking human life. Like those octopuses that can change their shape.

>>87704743
I loved how intelligent Curry's Pennywise was, new one was kind of inconsistent.

>>87703090
Son't be a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-wimp

>>87704743
>/tv/ spergs BELIEVE this piece of shit is better than the new
You can't make this shit up

>>87707375
>quotes the whole two-sentence post

>>87706954
>just a happy clown in the sewer
yes kino indeed

>>87704743

God Tim Curry is amazing.

>>87716795

Nah, the proper canon sequel will probably be out in 2019 or so.

>>87706917
what film?

>>87716795
>teenagers/young adults
faggot they'll be like 40 or a bit less when the sequel comes

So is the giant bird scene from the book in this? That's the only serene that's thrilled me so far while reading.

Without trying to sound like I'm shilling, I actually really enjoyed this adaptation. It was definitely more jumpscare than horror, but I'd like to watch it again to catch all the little callbacks I missed the first time. IT is not a bad film, definitely not a great one but I enjoyed the ride it took me on. Those kids did a real good job, the dialogue reminded me of the dumb shit me and my friends used to say, trying to outscore each other in being cool and gross at the same time. My concern is: knowing what we know about part two, how are they going to make the Losers Club a fraction as likable?

>>87708907
Ogre spider

>>87704625
>>87706864
>>87706734
>>87709303
>>87710155
>>87714607
fuck off with these garbage answers. 80's were the height of kidnapping you fucking retards. Do some research.

>>87708907
I'd have to go with brown people. Statistically speaking, you're much more likely to face off against an angry nigger than a fucking tiger.

>>87719008
Should call it ogle spider with eyes like that.

>>87718830
> a bunch of sad, disinterested actor Harrison Ford-tier Hollywood pickups go out in one last explosion.

I'm not saying it will be good, I'm saying that is what is going to be the reward for our investment.

>>87719012
>>87719012
This. Stop looking at your youth through rose colored glassed. The 80's weren't safer, the parents were dumber.

>>87719012
Confirmed for never being selected by the Candyvan Uncle

>>87703090
"GEORGIE BOY!"

>>87709365
Underrated

>>87703090
>“No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.”
What did the elderly lesbian mean by that?

>>87704393
>takes place pre-columbine

>>87706734
>80's were the shit
Yeah, for pedos
>those extremely short shorts

>>87709656
>I think Pennywise in the new one just isn't as good at talking to kids.
>tfw when sad autistic clown

>>87704393
I think it's explained that IT has the power to read people's minds(which is how it turns into their fears) and forget/ignore things which is why all the adults largely ignore the violence/children disappearing in the city despite it happening for centuries.

>>87719005
The jumpscares were the worst part to me. The best example I can think of is when Pennywise is taunting Bill about how real he is. The voice, the mannerisms, all fucking perfect. Then it becomes a CGI jump scare that goes on a second too long. Completely unnecessary

>>87722468
Pennywise is a cat demon in clown makeup, and he uses his two minions to find out what kids fear. He finds out that Bev doesn't fear so he wants to do research on her.

>>87706917
>Look here
>Now look there
>Spooky thing here
>Now it's gone
>Look back again
>It's moved again

This was cool the first couple of times it was done but I'm getting sick of it now. It feels like it's fucking everywhere these days.

>>87718946
No giant bird. most of the monsters from the book are compacted into 2-5 second 'cameos'. The mummy and the werewolf make appearances and they ruined the leper. That's about it.

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>>87706887
>This isn't real enough for ya, Billy? I'm not real enough for ya?!

>>87723051
The biggest issue with the movie was them trying to treat it like a modern horror movie at times. We needed more shittalking Pennywise and less noisy jumpscares

>>87714669
Loved that part, no one else in the theater seemed to notice

>>87703090
I'm not supposed to take stuff from stranger things

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>>87722997
>supposed to be more faithful to the book
>doesn't have gangbang OR giant bird
I'mgettingreallyfuckingpissedoff.wmv

>>87723375
>We needed more shittalking
That'll be in the second half, where he spends less time trying to kill the Losers than trying to shitpost them out of Derry

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>>87725924
This is where I think the new guy will fuck up. He was good at playing the scary clown terrorizing children but in part 2 where Pennywise mostly breaks balls he's going to come up far short of Curry I think.

>>87714725
>muh nostalgia

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>Go blow your dad's asshole!

>>87714669
Yeah, was Pennywise lurking in the background?
When the balloon showed up, looks like she was sitting and reading as normal

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>>87704743
your body floating on water made a hell of a lot more sense than your body stupidly floating in mid air

that was one dumb thing about the new adaptation

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>>87726289

Decent CAMRIP WHEN?
no i won't pay the jews.

>>87726401
>Decent
>CAMRIP
Christ.

>>87706944
[Citation Needed]

>>87706954
>happy clown in the sewer
>makes sense
yeah okay

>>87704292
>darkman
top tier taste senpai

>>87707842
t. never read the fucking book

>>87713973
>>87717100
>>87717105
>>87717612
lol kys samefag negros

>>87706364
fuck off faggot, nobody gives a shit that he died.

>>87709894
His cue cards

>>87717105
and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour

I think this scene and the opening scene of the VVitch are a huge part of both films being successful because it establishes right away that you can't expect anything to be off limits for the rest of the movie which makes the audience very uneasy. Smart and effective imho

>>87726049
Seriously what the fuck was Richies problem