Pure Baby-kino

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Was he autistic?
Thats really important, if yes, then we have another entry in the autism cinematic universe

>>87659177

lol .this movie sucked dick. okay, maybe it didn't suck dick. but it sure as fuck is not kino

6/10

tfw lily will never be your gf

>>87659902
Madmen's gf was way hotter

>>87659943
ummmmmmmm no try again sweetie.

Solid 9/10, starts slow but at the halfeay matk its absolute kino

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>>87660005
fag

>>87660065
the first half is literally the best, you dimwit

meme flick

A pretty badly overwritten cliche filled generic mess that goes on for 30 minutes too long.

>>87659177
It was alright

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>>87659509
Was he slow?

>>87659860

Watching this right now, he just finished the second job. I didn't realize I was watching a high school musical adaption on fucking wheels.

Last time I take suggestions from 4chan.

Drive did it better.

>>87659177
I switched it off after 55 minutes. Pure Reddit trash.

style over substance shit.

it was way more concerned about being cool than actually telling a story.

>>87661637
>I'm watching it right now
No you're not you ultrafaggot you're on ducking 4chan. DON'T tell me you're one of those retards that go on their phone during a movie and then say it's bad when they miss shit.

Best movie this summer

>>87661849
You can't seriously expect me to actually stare at a movie screen when nothing important is happening?

If a movie actually expects me to follow the story when they show me nothing of interest then it's a bad movie. Catch my interest all the way through or dont put important plot points during boring scenes.

>>87662816
Holy shit this bait is magnificent

Stupid movie, no character development, no drama besides surface level action sequences 5/10
>>87661849
There are rips out

>>87662816
>the absolute state of /tv/

>>87661714
And that's completely fine.
Not every movie needs to tell a story.
Movies are a visual medium unlike books, so it's completely fine to go for style over substance as long as you don't pretend you're doing the opposite.

>>87659177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA9lfxbaHvk

>>87662871
>there are rips out
And?

>>87662871
>no character development
he stops running

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Hey guys that 1080p AMZN rip is out, is it as good as bluray or should I wait?

>>87663364
>reminded me a lot of drive
It was nothing like drive. You fell for the memes. Baby Driver is about action and music, Drive is about Romance and Tension with very few bits of action. It just happened to have a meme soundtrack that is overrated in my opinion. They don't share the same aesthetic, there was no reason to think it was going to be Drive or Taxi Driver, which are story driven, while Baby Driver is music driven.

Waiter girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spicshit annoying bitch

The spic was by far the worst character and made the ending worse as a result

>jamie foxx checking out that flat ass and being impressed
immersion ruined

>>87659177
I'M NOT SLOW I'M FAST

>>87664081
source

>>87664954
I like how it repeats lines a bunch like the "I don’t squeal to the cops, I squeal on the road" that Hamm says earlier.

>>87664264
It's the same for me every time a movie has some ugly jewess that they have to pretend is the hottest girl in town.

>Pretty Woman

>>87662816
I can tell why you're not watching the film.

Your head's stuck up your ass.

I loved it. Second best movie of the year so far

Jon Hamm is the definition of ruggedly handsome.

editing is top tier as expected of edgar wright but i found the story lacking. also, what the hell happened to 'mask u sumtin' ?! he was literally in the movie for 5 minutes then just fucked off and was never seen again. he did say goodbye but damn it he deserved a little more screen time.

>>87664170
I never thought it was going to be like either, that's why I said it REMINDED me a lot of drive.
autist.

First half of the movie is better than the last half. Ending was worse than if they rode off into the sunset.

Sign language scenes were the best part. God bless that black man.

Baby driver's baby face was irritating.

>>87659177
is there a decent (no camrip, Korsub is fine) torrent out for it yet?

>>87669073
there's a "1080" web-dl now. i'm gettin it now i dgaf

>>87659177
What Oscars is this going to be nominated for?
I personally think it'll win
>Best editing
>Best sound mixing
and will be nominated for
>Best original screenplay
>Best picture.

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>"The fears and scant hopes we feel today are personified in Baby, a hero on the Asperger’s scale, who shades himself from the world and plugs earbuds into his head, feeding the energy of pop songs into his alienated existence."

I also instantly thought he was autistic the second he started extravagantly pounding on his car door like a retard. Has that kid never seen somebody dance to music while sitting in a car?

damn you guys really hate it don't you

I kinda wanted to see it but now I'm having second thoughts from reading all the posts of people shitting on it ITT

>>87669386
it's worth a watch i guess. i enjoyed the middle of the movie.

>>87669386

>using /tv/ to help you decide anything

ya dun goofed

>>87669386
it's not a bad movie mongoloid hiveminders either expected drive pt2 or a drive knockoff, and summarily feel the need to bash it to fit in with epik board culchurr
it's a fun action/heist movie set to music, if you like that kinda shit then you will probably enjoy
some good talent in it but nothing mind blowing

>>87669386
The kid was really the biggest problem. It would've worked if they got somebody with charisma.

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>Tfw chronic tinnitus.

Some days I pray for death.

>>87669485
>mongoloid hiveminders either expected drive pt2 or a drive knockoff, and summarily feel the need to bash it to fit in with epik board culchurr

That's a goddamned generalization and you know it. I didn't like it because the kid didn't have the charisma to pull off the part he was playing. A badly acted protagonist can kill an otherwise good movie for me.

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>>87669603
I was under the impression that most people have tinnitus but never notice it because we are rarely in a silent enough area to isolate it. I have the hissing sound but since 90% of the time I'm watching movies or playing games I completely forget about it for months at a time. I'm thinking about so many things at once that I don't even have the thought capacity to notice it.

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>>87669937

Consider yourself fortunate. Imagine a miniature Pepe the frog constantly REEEEEEEing in your ears. That's what I have. I need white noise machines and loud music simply to maintain some semblance of concentration and sanity, and even that isn't enough a lot of the time.

>>87662816
saving this thanks

>>87659509
He wasn't autistic at all. He was smooth as fuck with the ladies.

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>>87659177
Just finished it, man I liked it a lot

Why does Shane always shows up just to be there and disappear, I kept thinking he was going to show up to save the day

>>87670093
I had the same doubt but no, I don't think he got out, also use spoilers next time

It's funny when idiots whine about lack of substance in a movie like this. Whatever gave you the idea that this movie was anything but style?

This movie is exactly what it tried to be, and exactly what it was marketed as. If you went into it thinking it was something else, blame yourself, not the movie.

>>87670170
Okay so I just got done watching it tonight. Right after I had to google why he threw the key over the bridge in the end (because I'm retarded), bringing me to the first result: http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1675859/baby-driver-ending-what-the-stars-thinks-really-happened

Apparently the stars don't think the ending getting out of jail really happened. Did any of you pick up on that? I thought he did manage to get out on parole after 5 years, but apparently not and he's rotting in prison and getting out is all in his mind.

Thoughts? Are the stars just retarded and he did get out? This fucked me up and is ending up spoiling a nice happy ending for me.

The movies been out a while now didn't think I needed them. Here you go.

>>87670174
In a visual medium, style is substance. I'm not saying that movies are solely a visual medium, they are a story telling medium using visuals. The story comes second to the way it is told visually. So in a movie like this, asking for some complicated plot is naive. You should ask for a plot that is told in a unique way, which this movie does very well.

>>87667737

He's dead, did you not get that?

>>87670000

Quads for truth.

I've also got pretty bad tinnitus, sucks so fucking much.

>>87670827
Huh?

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>>87662816

>finally see movie
>become the baby
>start walking around everywhere with headphones in
>can't hear shit
>constantly bumping into people
>prowl restaurants for hot waitresses
>finally check out chilis
>"table for one please"
>"your name?"
>"baby"
>"I have a boyfriend"
>start to panic
>ask if she wants to hear some rockabilly music
>hand her one of my ear buds
>asks me to leave
>driving home
>try ripping the e brake around a corner in my corolla
>nearly run into curb
>at least my new jacket is w-warm

I can't remember the last time I was so absolutely blind sided how awful a movie ended up being. I swear I'm not being contrarian at all. I just can't understand it. The characters all fucking sucked, they were all tropes I feel like I've seen over and over - and usually done better. There were so many plot holes I wouldn't know where to start. The music was fucking obnoxious. The MC was a fucking asshole.

Foxx char was so unbelievably fucking retarded I don't get how he could possibly be a competent bank robber. Isn't it like Heist 101 to not drop bodies if you can fucking avoid it? God damn this movie left such an awful taste in my mouth. The only char I liked was Buddy and they turn his death into this fucking asinine 40 minute sequence of just absolute retardation. The MC and rando diner girl somehow fall in love after 2 interactions and shes willing to FUCKING RUN AWAY AND KILL FOR HIM are you serious?

Only the Shit Awakens rivals the plebbit level on this piece of shit.

Thank god The House came out today too, it was nothing special but significantly more entertaining to cleanse my pallet.

>>87667122
Jon Hamm is the definition of a numales idea of ruggedly handsome
Same with Jeffrey Dean Morgan

>>87673015
Virgin loser spotted.

This was shit /tv/ was wrong 《again》

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>>87659177
Went to camp with ansel for 4 years. Very fresh dude. All our other mutual friends hate him because they're also wannabe actors and they're all extremely jealous of his success. It's hilarious how big of faggots people can be.

>>87673483
How is j ham not handsome? Are you setting up a pun to tell us he hamsome?

>>87659177
Movie of the year, no doubt.

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>>87674122
>>87673720

>>87674288
The next time you reply to one of my posts, make sure you have something constructive to offer.

>>87674324
okay, think about killing yourself, since you are cancer.

>>87674397
>is the biggest cancer of the board
>calls other people cancer

>>87659177
it would be kino if there was eurobeat

>>87674470
>embarassingly bad green text
>tumblr

>>87674631
>I'll just namedrop some websites I've been told are bad to BTFO him
>ebaumsworld

>>87674730
god damn kid you're so unfunny it hurts, lurk more

>>87674033

What do you mean by fresh?

>>87675162
Like cool and fun to hang with

I NEED A DEBBIE GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>87659509
Retarded means slow
Was he slow?

What a terrible movie this ended up being. I guess it relied heavily on the soundtrack and the big screen because I don't see any other reason why this has such good reviews.

>>87659177
I liked it at first viewing. Then i thought back on why I liked it and all I can think is that I was supposed to like it. The music was shitty, le old black man caretaker, tragic childhood accident, cringe inducing dancing, inexplicable plot developments.

Something dumb to watch with friends while eating pizza or getting wasted.

>>87676271

You're a fucking stupid cunt. Go fucking jump off a cliff, you fucking maggot. I'll kill you if you fucking say anything ever again. Go ahead, respond to this post, make my fucking day - I'm ready to take you out.

Faggot.

>>87659509
No. He was literally a chad

>>87660474
Nah. This is a meme kino or a kino flick
I think kino flick it's the best label possible for this movie tho

The script needed heavy rewriting.
You dont need two action set pieces to introduce Buddy and Darling and Bats separately, becasuse Doctor never use the same crew. You could just loose that aspect and have Doctor use the same crew for multiple works so you only need one set piece to introduce all the charachters. This also means you can estabilish Baby and the crew have worked together multiple times and flash out more the relationship beetween them.

>but muh "you're my lucky charm"
No!

Just put a line of dialogue where Doctor says that since he got Baby, all the heists were super smooth.

You also dont need to set up that Baby was blackmailed in the criminal life if Doctor was just gonna go sacrifical father figure in the end.
It made poor sense that a guy who will allow himself killed to save Baby's future would blackmail him into crime.

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>>87661581
He was dragging.

>>87676027
Literally the movie for self insert autismos. I also want a Debbie gf without the need of revealing my car driving powerlevel and only showing her afterwards.

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How was I supposed to focus on anything other than Hamm's hair any scene he was in?

>>87679547
or is incredibly deep voice.how can one man be so fucking sexy

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>Sheer Heart Attack starts playing

>>87679547
What a fuckboy haircut holy shit. Nu-male in the flesh

I liked this movie it put a smile on my face and made me happy

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This scene was so cringy. It's like Wright forgot about character development for his character throughout the whole film so he just instantly changed him in the last 5 seconds of his screentime.

>"I was in love once."
Really? That's enough for you too suddenly be ready to sacrifice your life for the kid? Literally seconds ago he was ready to kill Baby and all of his loved ones without blinking just to get more money, but suddenly he's a completely changed man just because the girl is with him?
Also I'm pretty tired of Kevin Spacey playing "Kevin Spacey".

>>87679924
fuck you you dumb piece of shit retard

go neck ur self u brain dead monkey nigger

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>>87659177
It's a okay effort, though. But I was kinda disappointed by a story could capitalize on the love between baby & girl and baby & a father figure. It's just a baby being cool.

she looked so fukin tight in her waitress dress

>>87669603
you brought it on yourself idiot

DUDE THE MUSIC IS SYNCHRONISED TO WHAT HAPPENS ON THE SCREEN LMAO

Edgar Wright is such a hack

>>87677268
kek

>>87670281
I could believe him rotting in prison for 25 years, you can't just be an accessory to murder of a dozen cops (corrupt or not corrupt, doesn't matter) and get away with it

You fags hate on everything. Fucking hate this place.

>>87680084
he he he he o ho ho hoh hge ha ha ah ha h ho he he he ha ha he he o h o ho ho ho ho

You sure are a funny little man,

I enjoyed it but it was really just okay. Fell apart at the 2nd half. 5/10 flick

so fucking shit
4/10

>>87680049
You already wrote this yesterday famalam

>>87680399
This movie is garbage, fuck off.

>MC is shown as a bumbling idiot when not in front of a wheel
>jumps over a moving car like a fucking spiderman

there is a suspension of disbelief and there is
this retarded movie

>>87681487
>>MC is shown as a bumbling idiot when not in front of a wheel
It never showed that.

>>87681517
Literally the second scene in the movie when he buys coffee and trip over everyone and everything

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>>87681487
>>jumps over a moving car like a fucking spiderman
wow sliding over the hood of a car is SO FUCKING DIFFICULT GUYS, YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN OLYMPIC GYMNAST TO DO IT

>>87681552
>Literally the second scene in the movie when he buys coffee and trip over everyone and everything
Yet he never spills any of the coffee.
You idiot.
You moron.
You complete massive retard.

>>87681487
No, he is awkward when he is not fast, running works for him

Pretty much the epitome of a reddit cringe humor film.

Reminded me so much of that Kingsman garbage.

>>87681661
>Reminded me so much of that Kingsman garbage.
Because it stars a handsome white guy that gets the girl in the end? Stay mad, negro.

>>87677020
>You also dont need to set up that Baby was blackmailed in the criminal life if Doctor was just gonna go sacrifical father figure in the end.
change of heart.

but it was still garbage fil

>>87681682
No, because of it's terrible humor, cringe tier fedorafest action (dae based shotgun and blood) and other stupid garbage

Buddy did nothing wrong.

>>87660065
t. rëddit
first half was literal kino

>>87662816
Nice meme

>>87664264
>flat
have you seen her in that ww2 movie?

>>87666310
Source on her being Jewish?

>>87672092
this didnt happen, but gotta admit i started acting like him too lol

>>87682719
Are you blind and/or retarded?

>>87679781
t. rëddit
kys

>>87681574
that's not the scene I'm talking about, did you even watch the movie yourself?
too bad I've already deleted this shit otherwise I'd love to make a webm out that

>>87682760
So you don't have a source?

forgettable , bad movie.

stop trying to make /tv/ like or care about this movie.

Second movie I rated 10/10 this year, after Logan.

>>87682719
t

>>87674033
4th pic is Dolph Lundgren

>>87683128
?

>good version just got released

Mein negga

>>87680049
That was his character development

BELLBOTTOMS

>>87680193
Anyone else try to time their steps and shit while their walking to a 1\4 beat?

>>87663106
It is completely fine for something like Fury Road where it's action for 90% of the movie and getting ready for action in the other 10%, but when it attempts to have a story and it settles for this tripe, I am allowed to criticize it

>how do we find motivation for main character?
>have an hour of romance subplot with bimbo waitress
>EZ
yawn

>>87680049
>Also I'm pretty tired of Kevin Spacey playing "Kevin Spacey".
actually if there's no hint about being gay, Kevin Spacey isn't playing "Kevin Spacey"

I enjoyed it.

Why did he kill his team though? He wanted to suicide?

>>87660077
Good God.

>>87662816
Someone screencap this for pasta please im about to get to work

>>87661714

But I'm assuming you love Drive which is that, but a thousand times worse.

My only issues with it were it needed a good chase in the end, and Buddy going full evil for not much of a reason.

>>87659860

Accounting for modern film inflation, 6/10 is kino material.

>>87685031
>not much of a reason

Earlier in the movie they showed buddy was willing to kill anyone for his girl (he stabbed a guy for looking at her funny), and they were willing to kill bats for the same reason.
Why is it such a stretch he would go after Baby for killing his gf?

>>87685299

They make him somewhat of a nice guy and then give him that one line about killing a couple guys. Bats was responsible for everything wrong that day and cops killed Darling.

>>87660077
About as close to a literal 10/10 as has ever existed

Oh look, torrentfags are here...

answer me one thing here

is this another style over substance movie from wright?

because i fucking cant stand that stuff he makes

>>87685342
Baby ran into a metal bar on purpose, wrecking the car, killing bats and effectively ruining the escape. Oh, and he also ran into them again while they were trying to escape and basically got Monica killed.

>>87669386
>not seeing something because of /tv/
You should just go see whatever you want. If it's good, great. If it's bad, even better - because you can then make the same thread about how bad it was every day for months.

>>87669937
This is true. I only realized it that I had it last year when I took a hearing test.

Apparently the noise that an empty room makes is called tinitus.

>>87662816

Good bait. Stick to quipshit.

>>87683498
>implying he didn't fuck Baby behind the scenes
He's a well known chickenhawk, chickenhawks aren't that obvious

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>>87661667
>Slow arthouse movie
>Loud action flick

You can't compare them just because a guy drives a car you moron

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yfw the main character was the true villain of the story

>liking boss baby

I hate the ironic crowd

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>>87660077

>>87688933
>tattoo
dropped

>>87688933
L E G S
E
G
S

>>87668763
the cheesy ending was earned

>>87669386
I've seen it last week and it's good. It has some issues in the second half and the love story between Baby and Deborah is a bit stereotypical, but it's a style over substance case and it's great fun. It's an action film centered around it's OST and Jon from Mad Men was great in it and stole the show for me. Also, the main character was kinda a weak lead, but gets a bit better at the end.

Heist/chase scenes are great.

>>87662816
Include me in the screencap

>>87670000
I've had that for at least 3 days straight after the Death Grips concert I was at 3 months ago. It's fucking terrible and I don't know how you pull through it, but I respect you and want you to stay strong.

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>>87659177
Edgar rankings:

God Tier
>Hot Fuzz
>Shaun of the Dead

Mid-tier
>Baby Driver
>Attack of the Block

Low Tier
>Scott Pilgrim
>At World's End

Low tier is till better than 70% of movies in general.

>>87690472
>Attack of the Block
>mid-tier
lol

>>87690472
>attack if the block
>edgar wright

>>87660077
well jesus H christ

>>87662816
You almost made me rage fucker

>>87659177
I unironically saw it twice in the theatre I loved it so much. Best movie of its genre in many years.

>>87674922
You have to lurk more you mean? Haha

>>87661637
>watching movies on a second monitor while shitposting
>thinking anyone cares about his "opinion"
take your add medicine and fuck off burger
>>87661714
what's wrong with style over substenance? it's just an artistic decision, not a criticism. the movie is CLEARLY style over substenance by design.

>>87672092
>start walking around everywhere with headphones in
>can't hear shit
>constantly bumping into people
keck

>>87680049
Him sparing Baby isn't too egregious.
He didn't really 'sacrifice' himself for Baby either, he fought a guy that was there to kill him, the fuck was he supposed to do?

>>87667737
>annoys his co-workers and boss
>in a crime syndicate
>last line of dialogue is literally "if you wont see me again it's because I'm dead"
>not seen again
>he doesn't get it

>>87662816
patrician as fuck

>>87660077
Don't think I can ever express how much I'd love to look like that

>>87691755
Dubs cannot lie.

Also saw it twice in theaters.

>>87669937
everyone hears noise, our ears are biological. they have imperfections and are also affected by the sounds our body makes on the inside. no one can hear absolute silence.

tinnitus is when you have a specific issue whete the noise is loud enough to bother you. I don't have tinnitus, so in a perfectly silent environment I just start hearing my blood flow and heart beat which is like a low hum. tinnitus is a high pitched sound

>>87683498
This
If he isn't constantly inviting twinks back to his bachelor pad, he's not really acting like Kevin Spacey

>>87690472
Scott Pilgrim is mid-tier at least

>>87690472
Good god you're a pleb

>>87691755
And what exactly is its genre?
Heist film? Well there was barely any tension which is kind of a staple of the genre. And the film clearly wasn't about the heists
Crime drama? See above. Plus it was way too light-hearted and upbeat
Comedy drama? Well it wasn't really funny at any point
Road movie? Well they spend the entire film in the same city and aren't on a road trip of any sorts

Seriously, what is its genre?

>>87659177
Baby was such a piece of shit to Buddy and Darling, who were always very nice to him. I really was rooting for Buddy at the end. Fuck Baby.

>>87692246
That's why I didn't specify it, because I didn't want to get into an argument with some autist who actually cares about labels.

It's a crime film with comedy elements I'd say, point is I don't compare a movie like this to something like Dunkirk if I had to pick my favourite movie from this summer because the two don't even try to do the same thing so it's impossible to say one does its own thing better.

>>87692327
Hes Drive's son

>>87692357
Its the way the sounddtrack is woven into the movie that made me love it.

>>87692487
Yes and that is a huge reason why I watched it again, because on first viewing you only notice the most obvious signs like gunshots syncing to the beat. On second viewing you notice the entire pacing of scenes and "mundane" editing all follow the soundtrack.

>>87659943
All I want is a woman like her. I will never kill again unless I have someone sexually lust for it

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>>87692357
>"best film of its genre"
>"omg don't ask about its genre, i'm not into labels!"
what did he mean by this?

>>87692698
I explained in the message you quoted what I meant by it retard and I even gave you a genre definition to soothe the autism.

>>87659177
>nobody slaps a baby on board sticker on his car
DROPPED
Can't believe I paid money to see this garbage

>>87692357
>>87692730
>being this unironically and proudly from reddit
Memes aside, fuck off back there

>>87682574
He trusted Baby not to fuck him over twice. That was his downfall.

>>87692730
>talks about its genre begrudgingly after being the one to bring it up
>mentions Dunkirk is his other favourite film of the year
what are some films about buttmad plebs with shite taste?

>>87692959
>>87692872
great arguments. made me reflect on the title Baby Driver in a new light.

was it autism???

The character motivations were wonky as fuck. Shit did not make a lot of sense. Second half was in general when it stopped being about the driving and everything turned to forced DRAMA, VERY DRAMATIC DRAMA. The movie was good when it played it cool, but then it literally had a panic attack and started shitting the bed.

>>87691985
>>87685576
Is it a hissing sound? Like the sound a speaker turned up too loud makes?

It was ok

>>87677020
I think the point was to introduce Bats separately and show he was crazy and how he would never be able to work with Buddy and Darling. That whole third job was about just waiting for it to explode because you know these characters are not compatible.
And Baby being blackmailed wasn't about Doc it was to show Baby was a good person who didn't want to do it. Doc clearly cared for Baby but he's the type of guy who still sees his value to the gang and so wont let him go

>>87692823
jej

>>87662816
Underrated post. I just skimmed for the important posts and I agree with this one the most.

what's a mid range car that I can pretend to be baby driver in?

>>87696126
Toyota Yaris

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>>87690472
Why does everybody hate on World's End? I though it was a great way to finish the trilogy. Extremely comfy movie.

I guess I just like flawed characters.

>>87696477
For me it's falls apart in the end but for the most part I adore it.

I'd say it hits too close too home for many people with the glory days behind them

also the OST is great

>>87662816
this bait is a work of artistry

>>87691804
nothing wrong with style over substance, but this trainwreck didn't have either.

What a shit flick, Wright is a hack.

if new sincerity looks like this, I'd rather die in postmodernism hell

fuck off

>>87660077
HNNNNNG

Why was Jon Bernthal killed?

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>I talked to you more in the last ten minutes than I did with other people in a year
>"Wow baby you're so mysterious pls have sex with me!!"

>>87698957
he's like 6'4 with a baby face. you didn't know that's how it works?

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>>87688933
>>87660077

>shit tattoo

fucking dropped

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>>87681574
I tried it once and fell on my ass.

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>>87662816
This bait made me angry enough to reply.

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>>87662691
I couldn't agree more, such an amazing movie

>>87681597
no shit. he actually showed he was pretty slick in that scene when he ducked under the construction workers 2x4s while moving in an opposite direction without missing a beat. he was very agile for a big lanky fuck

>>87698702
He was?

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Instead of posting Darling, can you start posting pictures of the waitress girl, she was way cuter

>>87699502
I'm pretty sure. He said 'if you guys don't see me again, it's because I'm dead'. And then we don't see him again.

>>87699427
that scene and all his movements were campy as fuck

>>87699680
i think he was fucking with baby too much and doc didn't like it. doc was glaring at him as he left the elevator. then it's later revealed that doc actually cared about baby

>>87699515
spotted the racist

>>87700351
>>87699515
samefag

I absolutely hated it. I thought it looked terrible from the previews, but the critics praised it so highly I gave it a shot. Boy was that a mistake. It didn't do anything well. Musical? The music wasn't bad, but definitely not good enough for the movie to rely upon it. Comedy? The only time I laughed was from a quip or two by Jamie Fox's character. Drive/Heist movie? The heists are over in seconds, and the driving is passable at best.

The cliche characters and schmaltzy love interest are just the shit icing on the shit cake. God this movie made me mad.

>>87688136
The MC's are actually pretty similar though. Both don't say much at all and are nice guys, but both have a shocking capacity for violence when necessary.

>>87693751
The tinnitus sound? I think it's supposed to be more like a beep. A clear sound that doesn't stop or vary. I don't know I don't have tinnitus.

>>87699680
>>87699884
yes this was the implication

So, why the fuck did Kayser Soze say that he never uses the same crew twice, aside for Baby, but he used Madmen and his gf twice?

>>87702969
he means the same combination of members

>>87659860
I think the only movie I've seen that fell harder after the first act is Chasing Amy.

>>87659509
I'd call him a self made chad. He had probably browsed /v/ and /tv/ in his youth but then found /o/ and /fit/ before leaving this place. Rest is history.

>>87659177
How the fuck was Baby meant to be the good guy in this story?

Baby got Darling killed because he had a sperg out, then the rest of the movie was about him evading Buddy's righteous vengeance.

If you wanted to kill Bats, fucking kill Bats, don't ruin everything for everyone else.

Am I meant to root for him just because the camera spends more time looking at Baby than anyone else?

Fuck Baby, stupid little faggot.

>>87704603
He was a sperg, of course he gonna do sperg things

>>87704603
What pissed me the most was how guilt-free he felt after fucking Buddy and Darling over.

>>87679749
It was Brighton Rock you fucking retard

>>87704603
>>87706487

Buddy and Darling were the only ones cool with him, and he just fucks them over because of Bats, like what?

Then theres the retarded part where the guy that held you pretty much hostage decides to suddenly sacrifice himself. Plus great timing from the corrupt cops.

And then you turn into a motherfucking killing machine out of the blue. And the girl is cool with all that.

Movie had potential, but they fucked up pretty hard with the writing.

>>87707143
Worst thing is that Buddy was going to kill Bats anyway.

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>ywn have a debbie gf

>>87662816
mom i was here

>>87698957
JUST b yourself

This is my biggest disappointment of the year, the editing was ok but everything else especially the writing was complete shit

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>>87670281
>tfw I read a reply that speaks to my soul and get confused since I posted it exactly 24 hours ago

What the fuck is reality

>>87707143
>Buddy and Darling were the only ones cool with him

He didn't give a fuck if they were cool with him or not. He wasn't some little bitch who was getting his feelings hurt by mean bullies. And he was too based to be friends with everyone that's nice to him. The truth is that they were all psychos and he didn't like or respect a single one of them.

>>87659177
i've only seen it once but the more i think about it the more i like it. really one of the best movie's i've seen made in the past 5 years

>>87665421
the movie American Psycho

>>87710782
And he's not a psycho? I'd argue he's the biggest psycho out of all of them, what with all the hundreds if not thousands of people he put in danger with his reckless driving.

>>87710959
He never had a choice. He was a fucked up kid that was forced into a world of psychopathic drug addicts.

He wasn't even close to the biggest psycho, that's absurd. Bats wanted to kill the Debora just because she had a tone with him. Buddy and Darlene wanted to kill Bats just because of how he looked at her. They were all completely insane.

He had to sit there in his driver's seat and watch these people brutally beat and kill people just to feed their coke addictions. He hated all of them, and then finally when Bats killed that guard, he snapped. It'd been building up for a while.

And nobody told Darlene to open up on a group of cops. Or to become a bank robber. They did all that shit on their own.

>>87711077
>He never had a choice.
He insisted, twice, on doing the last heist.

>>87711344
He didn't have any intention of going through with it though. He tried to sneak off in the middle of the night and disappear with Debora. He probably thought after the gun deal went south he'd end up like JD and so he tried to buy some time.

>>87706659
look at this mad faggot lmao

how i get debora gf

>on way to theatre
>gonna see baby driver
>just finished binging the cornetto trilogy
>mouth foaming after ODing on all that kino
>sit down
>2 seconds in some guardians of the galaxy shit is happening
>imsocoolbecauseirememberedthe80s.jpg
>okay its cool because theres a cool getaway scene
>this gimmick of the movie syncing up to the music is neat
>remember i've seen drive and am no longer invested in the getaway scene
>getaway scene ends
>opening credits of some idiot dancing in public
>spiderman3flashbacks.mp4
>kevin spacey seems like a cool chaotic neutral character thats neat
>using all of my strength to not shoot myself when the most forced romance sub-plot in movie history starts happening
>some more 80s.jpg
>ansel elgort "acting"
>jamie foxx playing what /pol/ thinks black people are like
>another chase scene
>sync gimmick as long outstayed its welcome by now
>baby retires, gets a job as a pizza delivery driver, guy buying pizza says "that was fast", baby says "i know"
>i reached for my drink to leave because i honest to god thought that was the ending
>oh what its still going oh okay
>sit back down
>kevin spacey is now evil for some reason
>i dont like using the same crew twice, except now im using all the characters you've seen up until now because i know how to be consistent
>movie drops the sync gimmick entirely
>romance gets x40 more forced
>kevin spacey does a 180 at the last second to have a heroic death
>baby gets sentences 25 years for crimes he 100% committed
>oh but he was nice to some people so its all good
what the fuck edgar wright

>>87710889
you haven't seen any other films in the past 5 years?

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>>87672092

>>87683396

Love is the reason for the season

>>87690472
True list:
Hot Fuzz
Baby Driver
Shaun of the Dead
SPACED
Scott Pilgrim
At World's End

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>mfw B E L L B O T T O M S

>>87713363
Hot fuzz is overrated

>>87714625
nah look up the definition of the word overrated
it's rated correctly

>>87662816
stick to video games

honestly scott pilgrim was a masterpiece

>>87714733
Dogshit flick, off yourself

>>87714877
it's 2deep4u pimpin

>>87662816
The thing is I see lots of people at my uni practicing exactly that. If you said that to my Uni class nobody would bat an eye.

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>>87659177
more like pure baby shit

movie had potential...too bad they "cast" some talentless jewbag instead of a black kid with rhythm

>>87674616
This

>>87659177
tequila

>>87659177
am i banned

sorry jannies :(

>>87670873
I don't. It's pretty sick.

>>87714733
You can't just throw a claim so preposterous and not back it up why you think so

>>87715782
???

>magical negroes in 2017

God this thread is so fucking old

>>87717256
So is ur mom lmao

I waited like 40 minutes for the genre subversion to come but I just couldn't stand it and watched something else instead. Did it ever come?

>>87717279
nope

which is sad because I was expecting the same thing regarding this being Wright's sthick

>>87717256
So am I.
Why am I even here?
Kill me now.

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Lily was good in it

>>87718421
Shame about her face...

Why was that woman freaking out just before Baby killed Bats

Made no sense.

>>87719379
He met her the day before in the post office so when she recognized his face in the car and him not returning the smile and signaling her to stay away made her paranoid

>>87703250
then why didnt he say that

>>87718421
jesus dat fucking ass

Edgar needs Pegg to keep himself from getting too memey.

Shaun, Hot Fuzz, and World's End are all kino. Scott Pilgrim and Baby were Reddit memey garbage.

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>>87660077
DROPPED

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>>87662816

>>87659177
Is that Elliot Rogers?

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>>87660077
mumy

>>87712833
It's a fucking action flick. Just enjoy the cool OST, cool action scenes, cool one-liners and cheap plot twists. Judging something made to pass 2 hours by higher standards is beyond retarded.

>>87714733
I agree
Baby Driver is a disappointing overrated flick, but Scott Pilgrim is a great film somewhat ruined by its fanbase and the autistic screeching of the comic's fanbase

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which songs do you want in its inevitable sequel, /tv/?

>>87721260
Wright don't sequel.

>>87722170
https://youtu.be/RB7E0geIeV8?t=1807

>>87659177
It was okay. Like Drive, but fun.

>>87721260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sPbDAuA_TQ

>>87664264
I think any straight male is going to check out the ass of a hot woman regardless how big it is.

>thread finally at bump limit

one of the longest running non-general threads i've seen here for a long, long time

>>87669603
>>87669937
>>87670000
Legit question, I have tinnitus caused by loud gunfire from when I was pretty young. Can it lead to or exacerbate stress or anxiety? I'm not autistic and I don't think I'm chronically depressed or anxious, but I recently read some stuff about tinnitus bring a potential contributing factor to those things and I was wondering about it.

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>>87718421

>>87696477
It's great up until the ending where the alien overlord starts his big exposition speech and then the character development isn't tied up all that well either.

>>87674033
Holy fuck, would bang Chickolaj Caster-Waldau

>>87723083
We've had a really great Heat thread a day or two ago that hit 330 posts

>>87720759
>i have to lower my standards because a movie has action sequences
are you fucking autistic there are so many action movies that are actually good and had people behind them who actually gave a shit about making a good movie why the fuck should i give this dumpster fire a pass on all the stupid shit it pulls because its just an action movie

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>>87659177
movie really fell flat at the end

"If you don't see me again, I'm dead."

Also wish Flea had more to do