>"You can have any brew you want as long as it's

>>87648698
who was brah sill?

corona is shit-tier

Know idea why normies love it

>>87648901
imaginary friend

>>87648698
>*brown people cheering*

Corona and a lime on a hot summer day is based. It's a nice light summer beer that anyone can enjoy desu.

best light beer and can't be beat with a lime on a hot day

>>87648984
>>87648988
lemon for me. limes seem to get bitter after a bit

Drink Corona

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>>87648984
replace corona with dos and then thats decent

>>87648698
>>87648925

t. Beer snobs who think "muh chocolate notes" is a thing

Fuck outta here with that shit. I know it's you, albert.

>>87648698
Was Paul Walker the last white male public figure admired by the mystery meat underclass?

Wait, I just remembered Chester Bennington. But I think the early to mid 00s was the last time in American pop culture that our mud caste truly respected white male icons

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>>87649037

>>87648698
He means you better WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK

>>87649081
ever try pacifico or victoria

>all these Corona shills
Fuck off, your beer tastes like it was heavily watered down.

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>>87649135
>tfw ywn watch The Fast and the Furious for the first time again
It's such a cozy movie, times were better then.

>in America a Corona legit tastes like shit
Same thing happens with their coke, what the fuck.

>>87649171
anyone ever grow up in a small town or city and have that one faggot who thought he was the fast and furious with his shitty rice burner after the movie came out

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>>87649136
TRY FATBURGER FROM NOW ON
GET YOURSELF A DOUBLE CHEESE WITH FRIES FOR 2.95, FAGGOT

[watch yo back intensifies]

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>>87649299
I like the tuna here.

>>87649299
>using the f-word
was Raimi executive producer or something, jesus christ

>>87649353
did he mean jordana brewster smelled like tuna?

>>87649388
he was referring to her pussy, it can be said that a pussy "smells like fish" so he's using tuna to signal he thinks brewster has a smelly pussy and he likes it hence he keeps coming back for the odor

What's funny is that Corona is a frat-boy beer. Latinos/hispanics are going to be more into Modelo, Sol, etc. Corona is harder to find in Mexico than the US.

I loved these movies even though they did everything wrong. I can't explain it. It's like the ultimate guilty pleasure.

The most recent additions don't hold up, though.

>>87649388
>>87649435
D E E P P L O T S
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P
L
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>>87649238
>anyone ever grow up in a small town or city and have that one faggot who thought he was the fast and furious with his shitty rice burner after the movie came out
this was like 2% of all males on the road after this movie came out

>undercarriage lights
JUST

>>87649299
>double cheeseburger and fries for $2.95
Truly better times

>>87649479
Literally nothing wrong with 1, 2, 3, and 5.

>>87649509
>when i come out here at age 17 in my $80,000 tuner it's just me and the road, all of my imaginary troubles fade away
>slides around mountainside

>>87648984
>>87648988
>drinking beer with lime

Does your dad know you're faggots?

>>87649526
Overall they're alright, nothing wrong overall, but yeah that scene is fucking atrocious, whenever I felt like watching the movie again I skipped that part.

>>87649526
you have to face ugly angry murrican truck drivers and work for spooky mexican crimelords though.

>>87649558
>roman pierce in his entirety
damn i wish i could find that A Wyatt Mann "buddy cop" comic

>>87649603
EJECTO SEAT-O, CUZ

>>87649555

For cheap $1 beers, at some bars they will give you a lime. You may as well add it to the taste.

>>87649492
yeah but ever see that ONE kid who actually THOUGHT he was vin or brian? there was this half spic/filipino dude in my town who acted like this. he even had a crew who they all drove around and tried to make their presence known every time they showed up

>>87649238
I used to think people like that were faggots before I got into cars and then I realized the cars I was calling rice burners were lan evos and s2000s. Felt dumb. Poorfags with v6 shitstangs and thrush exhaust are bigger rice burners than the guy with a tastefully modded, naturally aspirated crx.

>>87649558
>>87649509
>hello convicted felon, we need you to go undercover and race around in this $100,000 tuner car along with this convicted felon negro
>asian guy appears
>"aw shit nigga this shit be wired up tight yo dawg dis some real glovermint shit dawg i see what i can do my nigga"

>>87649746
>I used to think people like that were faggots
> before I got into cars
> then I realized
>Poorfags with v6 shitstangs and thrush exhaust are bigger rice burners than the guy with a tastefully modded
Quarantine the area, it's spreading

>>87649765
Yeah exactly, it's cheesy.

>I beat a guy with a wrench and now he's retarded
>that's why I race

>>87649795
Gtr still btfo the z06 and you can't do shit about it. Lan Evo will kill your challenger any day of the week, while costing 10k less.

>Jason Statham is forgiven for killing Han and becomes part of the crew just one movie later
>Charlize Theron will be forgiven for killing Vin's ex-wife and threatening to kill his kid just one movie later

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>87649842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OwXfizZLo

>>87649817
>you seem like a pretty cool guy
>let's be friends

>>87649900
*mexican rap with a hard beat starts playing*

>>87649863
>>Charlize Theron will be forgiven for killing Vin's ex-wife

I doubt it. Dom seemed pretty mad

>>87649872
>beta males in track suits take the piss out of dudes with money and passion
I can see why you'd look up to them. You're not brave enough to have passion, let alone get out there and make a video of yourself insulting people with a passion. Still doesn't make the z06 any faster.

>You never had me, you never had your car! Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like you should... it's a wonder you didn't blow the welds on the manifold

>>87650008
are you playing a character right now
you're doing a pretty decent job honestly
>this z06 thing
nice touch

>>87650023
I never understood the double clutch, even with stage 2 shit the transmission is still synchronized...unless this is just techno babble and they don't more what they mean

>>87650043
How SEETHING are you right now?

>>87650114
>How SEETHING are you right now?
>tfw you resort to posting this shit because your car sounds like a 2-stroke weed whacker
sheeeeit

>>87650145
more like one stroke amirite

>>87650145
>>87650155
>using your mobile data as a sock puppet because someone in a 7th gen celica blew the doors off your Saab shitbox
Cmon son, you gotta respect yourself before people are gonna respect you

>>87649353
>>87649388
That was definitely meant as innuendo

>>87650008
>dudes with money and passion
it's a gay thing to be passionate about
do you also watch black males in spandex carry the ball to the other side of the field and smash into each other at high velocities

?

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>>87650197
>because someone in a 7th gen celica

Dos Equis is kino cerveza

>>87650238
>a gay thing to be passionate about
Whether you like it or not, "car guys" need to either have
>great creativity
>mechanical aptitude
>good finances
>ability to make good deals
>good work ethic
>working knowledge of physics
All together, or simply
>tons of money

Depending how deep they get indy the hobby, they may have to add extensive computer knowledge to that list, and both examples need to have good driving skills which implies great spatial awareness and reflexes either way. A gay thing to be passionate about is something feminine and passive like watching movies and calling it an actual hobby.

>>87650394
watching movies is not a hobby, it's a pastime
getting really gay about cars is a hobby, just a terrible one for brainlets and pathetic people who can't figure out anything better to do with their spare time/money
>inb4 you're just poor tho

>>87650468
So what's your superior hobby then, friend? I'm sure it's harder and more cerebral than designing and racing a rally car, probably takes way more skill and commitment too. You're not just some dreg floating through life with nothing but his worthless opinion and no skill or passion, are you?

>>87648984
Agreed. It's a LITTY and RAUNCHY summer beer.

>>87649353
BULLSHIT ASSHOLE NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE

Dos Equis > Heineken > Stella Artois > Corona

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>>87650633
Yea, well I do.

*Watch your back starts playing*

>nobody mentioned yuengling
This is how you know the average board age is 17, because they steal beers from their older sisters and step fathers so they only drink near beers

>>87650561
>breed and train dogs
>hiking, biking, swimming, and general exercise with wife and kids
>camping, fishing, etc. with family
>watch a nice movie at the end of a fun and productive day
also carpentry, learning to DIY things, etc etc

Enjoy your autistic waste of time and money

>>87649148
Mein negra

>>87650712
>all those autistic wastes of time and money
Pot calling the kettle black.

>>87650705
Protip: Nobody gives a shit about beer and signaling about it is only going to impress other pube-bearded faggots who LARP as lumberjacks despite working as computer programmers or diversity consultants

in other words, take it elsewhere buberino

>>87650712
>play with animal
>go outside
>go outside again
>watch movies (which you already admitted is not a hobby)

You are a huge boring fag with 0 passion, I'm glad you responded.

>>87648698
>NOSOTROS

>>87650743
>>87650763
>bettering yourself and your family and improving your bonds while enjoying physical and mental benefits of exercise and the outdoors = autistic waste of time
Autism-Tec just kicked in, yo!

>>87650712
Holy shit I actually cringed. Kill yourself you pathetic fuck.

>>87648698
ok no, it makes sense, Dom was only going to give him that beer from the other guy. As a show of respect and placement in his group.

It wasn't a question of "which beer" it was an answer of "you're taking this beer"

>>87650751
Excuse me Mr waxed eyebrows, I'm a pube stached individual

>Warning!!! Danger to Manifold
What did the 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS mean by this?

>>87650712
Imagine being this autistic.

>>87650791
You have nothing to talk about, when I go back to work people want to hear about the latest season I raced and struggled and won in, when you go to work all you can say is
>hurr I saw a tree

And I even count hiking and camping along my hobbies, so I know exactly how it is. You get some time to enjoy nature and decompress, I've actually been on the entire AT thru hiking, but don't sit there and tell me it's some deep hobby. You only want to tear other people down because it kills you that you've got nothing going on.

>>87650913
>tfw too cognitively normal to get married and have family

>>87650934
>you get to talk to the same two guys at the office about your shitty rice burner
>literally one topic
>thinks all of the above is somehow a shallower pool of discussion topics
i know that we're just flinging poo here but this is a stretch

>>87650939
>yet still autistically attacks other people on a mongolian basket weaving site for having different interests

>>87651072
>tell joke
>anon starts sperging out
>poke fun at this
>spergs out further
>??
>"well what do you do bro"
>this
>LOL wow that's boring and autistic
productive discussion senpai

>>87651049
Again, tearing people down because you have nothing and it kills you that you're the ONLY ONE with nothing. Your family would be better off with you dead and not infecting your kids with such a shitty attitude.

>>87651121
You told no jokes you fag, you just wanted a balm for your wounded ego once you caught people being happy and doing something with their lives.

>>87651127
>>87651072
>>87651156
Also, to be honest, "car guys" are 99% doing it for show. If you took the social aspects of it away (namely showing off to other idiots), the hobby would just be completely devoid of anything meaningful. I get restoring classic cars or whatever, but acting like you've got some patrician hobby because you're dumb enough to waste money on a depreciating liability all in an effort to impress some retards at a meet is pretty gay and stupid

>>87651156
You seem confused but I was the guy initially joking about the ricer autism spreading
triggered faggot

Out of cheap shitty beers, mexican imports are the best. They're at least drinkable, I can't even stomach bud, natty ice, coors, or miller. Modelo is my go to cheap beer.

>>87651219
they all taste 95% the same with 5% being a relatively minor variation unless they're those shitty flavored beers

>>87651171
There are only three categories of car guys, old men restoring classics, young techs building race cars, and poor kids who do what they can with what they can afford. If you want to go down the route that a hobby is stupid because you have to spend money then I better not catch you doing anything but working, eating and sleeping.

Fact is the skills needed to restore a car or build a drag/rally/circuit or show car dwarfs anything you've ever put your mind to. If I had to guess you also hate guys who go to the gym or guys who make a living through sports, pretty much anyone who is willing to make a commitment and follow through. Hello, Mr No-dad.

>>87651340
>Fact is the skills needed to restore a car or build a drag/rally/circuit or show car dwarfs anything you've ever put your mind to
See, this right here is the problem. It's not really that big of a deal but you are somehow convinced that it's a great thing because that's how you rationalize your shitty, bland hobby which essentially depends on the circlejerk aspect. What do you do for a living?

BEST SCENE INCOMING

https://youtu.be/Kp4HHB4afKY

>>87648698
Corona is bretty good if you get one of those plastic limes and squeeze a buttload in

Especially if you use it to wash down street tacos desu

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>yet another thread derailed by autism
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>87651340
I'm sorry I called your hobby gay. Does that fix your fractured ass syndrome? Jesus, guy.

>>87649106
>if you don't like bottom of the barrel you're a snob
There are a lot of macrobrews I'd drink on purpose, but Corona is not one of them.

>>87651399
The best scene wasn't even in movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlPMWg6I2qs

>>87651375
Dude, just stop. We've established that you have no life and just want to drag down anyone who does anything interesting so that you're not miserable alone.

>>87651479
>doesn't answer
fot so bruv

>>87651498
Well if you must know, I'm Donald Trump. The fuck does it matter? I could say I grow weed for a living or I could say I'm lead tech support at Google, it makes no difference because you can't prove shit to an anonymous poster. I don't even believe you have a family. What I do believe is you're a bitter, tiny person who spends too much time online and doesn't have much to show in real life, and you like the easy way out so instead of doing something for yourself you drag other people down to your level. I also believe you're a girl so will you go out with me?

>>87651600
>being this triggered because I called treating cars as a hobby gay
mate, I...

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>>87648698
Orina Del Sol, the Mexican piss beer

>>87651600
>There is no superior and inferior
>Passing judgments implying such means that the judge himself must be flawed
Hierarchy doesn't real

>>87651671
You throw your buzzwords around too easily. I'm calling bullshit on someone with 0 hobbies thinking they get a free pass to say what's worthwhile and what isn't. If this is hurting you just post another meme.

>>87651871
>0 hobbies
>guy has 1 hobby
>is triggered because anon says it's gay
>resorts to simply pretending to be retarded
this is not a good way to have a productive discussion bud

>>87651902
Shhh shhh, it's ok. Just go back to YouTube and start up anther overwatch video. You know your attention span will delete your anger soon enough, just relax.

>>87651939
>now just posting completely random nonsense
your hobby is gay and unproductive and you're gonna die having spent a huge chunk of your best years focusing on something gay and stupid

enjoy impressing other men at the meet bro

:^)

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>>87651451
Not my point. My whole thing us all beer in the "carona" category I guess we'll call it, all taste like ass. Bud, Miller, Coors, Modelo, Heineken, hell I'll throw shit like Killians and Land Shark and Red Rooster I'm here too. Basically anything you can grab quick at a beer cave, it is what it is. Pretending BYD is somehow exponentially greater than Carona is autism at its finest.

That being said, when you go out, if you're not ordering Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Stout, you're Fucking up

>>87648698

Thats clearly not the line as seen by your screenshot

>>87652091
this

>>87651451

Bottom of the barrel...bahahaha...
Everyone knows that honor belongs to Pabst

>>87652091
Also, I can't spell for shit. Ignore me now

>>87652136
No, it belongs to steel reserve, then keystone light, then Pabst

>>87649148
>>87649081

Tecate masterrace

>>87648925
It ain't terrible.

>>87649555
Your dad does. He has first hand knowledge.

>>87650023
>crowd goes "OHHH!!" And "DAMN!"

>>87650394
Every guy I know that didnt finish high school is a "car guy"

>>87650934
Man, nobody really cares about your car stories. They are just being nice to you because you are so "passionate".

>>87652351
kek

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>>87648698
>don't have a big bald alpha friend to tell me I can have any brew as long as it's corona

>>87652414
don't be mean anon
true though, they're like hardcore christians talking about jesus

>>87652351
>>87652414
>>87652421
>>87652435
>people respond to dead posts
>unique post count does not rise
But how

>>87651428
Where do you think you are, anon?

>>87652477
two or three guys, already in thread

>>87652424
I gotchu homie. Grab one outta the fridge, jus only let it be carona. Good?

>>87652460
I bring the dead to life and im late to the party but still want to shit post. So what

>>87649219
Almost everything made by a major food or drink company here in the states tastes like shit. Hershys chocolate is absolutely awful, people only eat it if they can't get imported chocolate. Soda companies use corn syrup instead of sugar in the US and only use sugar on special releases so we're stuck with that wierd aftertaste corn syrup makes. Budweiser, Miller, and Coors might as well be called piss 1, piss 2, and piss 3. People only drink them because they are cheap. People who actualy like beer only drink stuff from smaller more specialty breweries or imports. Lays chips taste off. Either the oil they use or something else makes it just taste a little off. Always preferred Wise or any other brand.

>>87652561
You can't be late to the party if the post count didn't go up, you were posting ITT before long before responding to an hour old post, why bother?

>>87652614
he gave his answer already

>>87652569
>Soda companies use corn syrup instead of sugar in the US and only use sugar on special releases so we're stuck with that wierd aftertaste corn syrup makes
there's literally no difference, it's 100% placebo and the fact that the syrup mixture used in "real sugar" versions is thicker

>>87652753
You realize it's obvious to anyone not on their phone that there's only 3 unique posters currently ITT

>>87652798
maybe, but why are you telling me this?

>>87652817
I dunno, why respond to yourself so much

>>87652614
Im phoneposting anon. Im not paying attention to that shit

>>87652848
i didn't you autist

>>87652614
And actually nope. I wasnt posting in this thread before. I was at the gym getting a brutal bicep pump. Get off my dick my dude.

>>87652856
>>87652866
And now we're going from 2 posters to one

>>87652886
i'm happy to keep giving you (You)s honestly
I don't mind that you get the attention you seek

>>87649526
I always loved how that fucking high school douche kid from Tokyo Drift drives a highly modded Monte Carlo that must cost like 75K

>>87652886
Yeah same me too. Heres another you big guy

>>87652945
>heh where'd u get the car, kid? ur dad's junkyard?
>costs more than the corvette he's in
:^)

>>87652945
>>87652999
>Boys—they only care about the size of their engine. ;)

>>87652945
Was that girl really gonna rail whoever won that race? What a sloot lmao

Is wwatching WWE a hobby?

>>87653263
Only the most patrician

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>That bit in the last movie where they hack all the random cars on the street and start driving them by remote
And then some of the cars they're controlling are like a 2000 VW van and a '95 BMW 3-Series somehow

>Nah man, hit a wall goin' 'bout a buck twenny a while back, been doin' dis ever since

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What were they thinking?

>>87653140
>Anon doesn't know the nature of white American women
wew

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>>87653555

>>87648925

Its basically a slightly bitter soda with little alcohol on it, so you can keep drinkin the entire party without passing out.

>>87649555

Lime and salt is how we drink it in Mexico.

>>87653555
>>87654181

They were referencing gorillas or sme other kind of ape I dont remember, where the alpha males are so aggresive that they absolutely can't look at each other eyes because then they have to kill each other. So when they have to posture for territory, they stand just like that, without looking at each other eyes. Cant remember the species.

Corona is shit, but also miles ahead of any American "beer"

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>>87650023
*double clutching intensifies