>You will never act out the subway fight on the playground

>>87645538
I'll take shit that never happened for 500, Alex

>>87645538
Why Smith? Neo kicks his ass... Wouldn't all the kids want to be Neo?

>>87645538
We played lord of the rings you fuckface

>>87645786
Neo only won because he was Cyber Jesus. Smith wrecked his shit.

>>87645824
I mean, even little kids like underdogs. Get your assed kicked only to come out on top. Neo's the shit. While Smith is literally just programmed to be good.

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>>87645538

>be in 8th grade when the movie came out
>girl tries to look cool and does the Trinity scorpion kick
>smacks her head on desk edge, knocking herself cold
>leg gets tangled in chair attached to nearby desk, and snaps her ankle as she goes down
>she wakes up 20 seconds later, screaming

All of our parents got a letter from the school telling us not to act out scenes from the movie.

>>87646164
lol what a fucking dummy.

>>87645824
Smith wrecked his shit by being the more aggressive program at the time lmao

But you complain about Neo? The agents' power comes from being added in as uber gods in their base code. That's lame by your standards too then?

>>87646164
hahaha

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>Neo flick's Smith's neck
>Smith goes flying back
>wall shatters
mfw

ummm i was born in 2002 soooo

>>87646526
Might want to rewatch that scene because Smith doesn't go flying at all

>>87646164
Did you at least cop a feel when she was out?

>>87646603
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>87646751
I watched it 2 weeks ago and somehow it's stuck in my mind that he went flying
Still, all he did was extend his fingers, it wasn't even a flick
I wonder why they wrote that in

>>87647010
I don't know but I bet some asshole is going to make a new thread asking about it