>The Bachelorette 2017 australia is a 37 year old post-wall

>>87642820
What is "wall" and "rastie"? Not a fan of reality shows and dont know the jargon.

Most of them will be gay guys that just want to be on television

>>87642820
The blacks love old roastie white pusy

>>87642820
Hot

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The last one wasn't much better

I think they use uggos so the female viewers can relate to them

>>87642820
>2017
>The Bachelor still exists
So who is watching this? I thought everyone was just into Game of Thrones now?

>>87642856
the "wall" = a term used for when a female hits the proverbial "wall". I.e. she has a fun life running at full speed, enjoying all the ups of life and having guys flood around her and easy going, and then she suddenly hits the "wall". She realises she's getting older, less and less men want to commit to her, her looks are rapidly fading, she can no longer land guys like in the past. What's worse, her time is running out and her hormones are kicking in making her want to seal the knot, get married and have babies before its too late. But her looks are degenerating and its harder and harder.

Roastie = basically a slut. A woman's who's vagina has been pounded by 6 gorillion chads and tyrones, it looks like yesterday's roast beef. Instead she denies it, says that its in "her past", there's nothing wrong with her partner count, and you shouldn't slut-shame her.

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>>87642866
Actually come to think of it this really is exactly the kind of glittery spectacle homosexual men go in for

>>87642952
Holy shit. Women seem pretty gross.

>>87642914
all the normies at my work watch this and then spend half the next day talking about it

>>87642820


It's probably a political (feministic) "statement" from the producers.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN A 37 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS WAY PAST HER PRIME!?!??? ARE YOU A CHAUVINIST???

I like older women

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This guy looks pretty gay

Beautiful hair though

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>>87642820
>Australia

no wonder

>>87642856
>the wall
At age 30 a woman's desirability plummets. In the Western world women are the decides when it comes to marriage, relationships, and sex. They are in this position because men want them more than they want men, this changes as they get older. Older men are more successful in their careers and have more status, which women crave. But men want hit girls, and most women's physical appearance begins to plummet in their late 20s so if women remain as demanding as they were RE: partners at age 19 they will likrly end up alone, or with cats.

>Roasty
Roastie is a disparaging term for a woman with a loose flappy vagina, the sort that look worn and dangly from repetitive overuse. The implication being that younger women realize their days of endless window shopping and picking and choosing men at will were limited, so they reacted by fucking every attractive guy that could while they still had the ability to grab him....this is called the "cock-carousel" and is what they do as long as they can before they know they have to hop off and make a real choice while still in a position of power; those who don't become "post-wall" and wait for their eggs to shrivel while bitterly telling themselves shit like 'Ill just be the cool aunt' or a dogmom

>>87642856

>Wall

It's when a woman hits her use by date - usually late 20's/early 30's. She is at the end of, or just past, her reproductive and sexual attractiveness peak.

It can be later for some women (see Marissa Tomei).

/tv/'s "wall" is usually puberty.

>Roastie

A woman. Refers to a woman who has had a lot of sex so now she has an "outie" vagina that looks like flaps of roast beef in a sandwhich.

>>87643195
You should see the Canadian one.

She's pretty funny. She became the bachelorette because of this interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7u1aMN-e64

>>87642820
lmao

>>87642820

Margot looks really wasted nowdays.

>>87643224
>/tv/
You mean nature? kek

>>87642820
I'd still fuck her roastie vag. To be honest, you could really say this irl because you'd get called out for being a 'misogynist' and shit like that
Fuck marrying her though, why can't these bitches just settle down with some old rich dude.

>>87642820

anyone else think feminism is a really cruel crab in bucket type of thing now? It seems like its all a bunch of ugly old new york jewish spinsters convincing pretty and charming young women to become ugly crust punks and to not get married and have kids and instead ride the cock carousel

>>87643380
political lesbianism is the only true feminism

>>87643332
>I'd still fuck her though

That doesn't mean much to women. What would you be willing to do for her attention and approval first? That's what she wants, not just the actual sex.

>>87643224
>/tv/'s "wall" is usually puberty.
lol'd

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>>87642856
this is the wall.

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>>87643263
How would Jonah be able to handle this show?

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>>87642820
>Bachelorette
> 37 year old

More like failure at life.

Women have nobody to blame either. If they wanted a partner they could have one. If they want kids they can have them, even take them away from the partner and get gibs to boot.

Childless women at 40 looking for love have some major mental issues.

>the wall
This is what terrifies me the most when it comes to women. I'm 23 and I've never had a relationship and it's gotten to the point where if I do end up in one, I'll begin to question why she's really with me because if there was a good enough reason why, why didn't it happen sooner.
This is why I believe I'm going to end up alone. But at least I won't have to worry about anyone leeching off me.

>>87642820
One of the Chads knows what's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

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>>87643508
>Maggie Gyllenhaal plays Katie Holmes' Batman Begins character in The Dark Knight.
>Katie turns into Maggie.
P O T T E RY

>>87643668
why would you run into this problem unless you're getting tangled up with a used-up whore? Don't settle for that shit, and don't be a moping faggot about being alone, otherwise you deserve misery

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>>87643668
just date 18yo cunts with daddy issues.

>>87643972
That's what I'm saying. Anyone good and worth while will be gone now and whatever remains will probably more likely have been used up and will only be after what I can provide.
Despite me trying to get out there and being around others in my earlier years, no one ever cared or took notice so that's what I'm worried about. If no one cared then, why would they care now, or years later?
And I don't want to cater to some whore who thinks she can use me.

>>87642820
>>87642907
Makes it easier for the roasties that watch this to self-insert.

>>87643039
delete this you misogynistic fucking c*nt

>>87643508
Shit. Tom got out right in time.

>>87644086
>>87643668
I don't understand your concern. You're 23, which means you have plenty of time left. And keep in mind that it's perfectly normal to date younger women too.

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>>87644086
New girls turn 18 every day so what's the problem?

>>87644138
My concern is what if women don't see me for who I am, but what I can provide for them. I'll try to keep an eye out for those younglings though, maybe something good will come of it.

>>87642820
Single women at their late 30s/early 40s are the main target audience for the show, and the producers picked a woman they can connect with.
Since they don't expect any males to watch it, they don't need the woman to be particularly attractive.

>broken off two engagements already
trash.jpg

>>87644086
maybe youre ugly?

>>87644327
Not an uggo or even excessively overweight. Just plain average I guess. Things just never happened.

>>87644229
>My concern is what if women don't see me for who I am, but what I can provide for them.

Your whole line of thinking is wrong. Stop buying into feminism/equality memes. Relationships are not equal.
She provides you with cummies and children
You provide her with resources.

This is just how it is, and how it will always be. You're trying to separate "you" (as in your personality) from you as an entire package, which includes your job, status, wealth, whatever. All these things ARE important. You're never going to find a woman who is "only in it for (You)" because that's not how the female brain operates. It's the same reason why an unemployed woman can find a good man, but an unemployed man is never going to find a woman.

>>87644243
>Single women at their late 30s/early 40s are the main target audience for the show
Now it makes sense.

Bros, just lift. The amount of college whores I bang off of tinder is ridiculous. I treat them like shit too. i got crabs off of this though

>>87644387
boring personality and lazy then, things arent supposed to "just" happen you have to make them

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>>87644574
>an unemployed man is never going to find a woman.
Fucking kek. Keep telling yourself that.

>>87644676
Yup, nothing gets a woman wetter than a jobless guy with no money.

>>87644748
Haven't had a job in two years and no problems getting women. Being tall and working out is all I've needed.

>>87644872
1) college doesn't count, because that's before it becomes obligatory to have a job
2) I'm talking about marriage. Hookups and short flings obviously don't count either.

>>87644952
You make it sound like guys would be alright having a girlfriend who does nothing but actually leech off them etc. without giving anything back(aside from pussy)

>>87644639
Probably. In that case it's probably too late now anyway.

>>87645038
>You make it sound like guys would be alright having a girlfriend who does nothing but actually leech off them etc. without giving anything back
Yeah, nobody ever had a relationship until 50 years ago.

Women have traditionally done almost nothing. Cleaning up a bit of baby shit and making sure the house isn't a fucking mess isn't actually anything important.

>>87645038
Define "giving anything back". Personally, I don't want a wife with a job. Or, at the very least, only works part time or something. I want her to stay home, pop out a bunch of kids, spend time raising them, schooling them, etc.

>>87644243
O U C H

Really hard truth pill to swallow.

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So what's the subtext of The Bachelorette? First thing that comes to mind is pic related, but I don't really think it's true. Don't people generally just find a partner who is similar to them?

>>87645508
>Don't people generally just find a partner who is similar to them?

Depends on what you mean. Are you referring to "similar status" like both being a 5/10 or whatever? And are you talking about easy sex, or are you talking about marriage?

>>87645575
In terms of attractiveness, wealth, personality.
Beautiful, industrious, normal people will not date ugly, lazy, unhealthy people (and vice versa). Same goes for promiscuous sex, attractive people generally don't have sex with unattractive people.

>>87642856
What angry virgins call women with more life experience then them.

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>>87645960
>taking dick
>life experience

>>87644574
Lel. I'm a perpetually unemployed alcoholic and I've had a pretty attractive woman for six years.

>>87645960
s/life experience/miles of cock taken

>>87645795
Well, it's a little different when it comes to marriage vs promiscuous sex.

Let's say you're a man who's 10/10. When it comes to promiscuous sex, you have your pick of the litter. You're going for 10s, 9s, 8s, 7s, 6s, and 5s, probably. Th basically, it ends up looking like your picture on the right.

But for an actual marriage? Probably more like the left. You're going to want to settle for your best (as a man). And likewise for women, a woman who's 6/10 will probably get to sleep with the 10/10 guy, but she won't get to marry him.

>>87645508
>but I don't really think it's true
Roasties fuck Chad when they can and then they have to settle for some poor beta and as a result is very bitter. And some end up alone since the betas don't even want them after they are used up.

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gib blastic gf

>>87645960
Löl. I guess it's a type of life experience...

>>87642820
implying i fucking wouldn't

>>87645146
pretty bad attitude, see a psychologist

>>87644243
so it's like a harem anime but for old women?

>>87645795
I don't think there's a clear correlation to be made, someone outgoing could easily be in a relationship with someone shy.
There is one thing that's interesting and that's how guys, in general, won't care too much about what a woman does i.e. her work or career. A man will look for a woman who is "equal" or lower than her in "social standing" so to speak, whereas a woman will look for someone who is "equal" or higher. The reason men will go for lower more is because they want to take care of her, there's that whole male complex with a woman making more or being the more successful one in the relationship, paying for dinners, etc. some view that as emasculating. As for women: one of the reasons why women who go for crazy careers like lawyers or doctors etc. could have problems finding a guy is because they want someone who is up to their own standing. Factor in that some of them probably went with the
>I'm going to focus on my career so I don't have time for relationship
autism so when they're finally at a good place in terms of career they'll be in their early 30s and men at that age, or older, and remember they're either as successful as her or more, so they could easily bag a woman who is below 30.
Also as a side note, it's not unheard of that some mediocre looking guy gets with a really hot girl, so in the end it really doesn't matter too much with being "equal" in terms of attractiveness or intelligence or wealth and so on.

>>87642820
>>87642907
>this is a 10/10 in Australia

>>87642820
I don't even know why the bachelorette exists
If you want to see a bunch of men compete for one woman just go to the club on a Thursday night.

>>87642820
Is that the chick from Date Movie?

If a whore looks like that and still single at 37 she's probably a mental midget.

>>87646717
Do you mean "brainlet".

>>87642952
>Instead she denies it, says that its in "her past", there's nothing wrong with her partner count, and you shouldn't slut-shame her.
Why is that women flip their shit when people find out about their sexual history? The hottest women in my college campus were also the ones who only selectively fucked the best dudes around.

Let's be honest, wouldn't you rather prefer a 9/10 who fucked 5 guys 100 times each than a 7/10 who fucked 100 guys 5 times each? In the cast of the former, it means she has a healthy sex life and can commit to a long term relationship. The latter is a slut whose hitting above her pay grade because nobody turns down free pussy so long as she isn't horrific-looking.

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>competing for a blown out wrinkly roastie

HAHAHAHAHAHA how JUSTed do you have to be?
Lmao

>>87646812
>wanting blown out used up flappy roastie

once a woman is past 20 and unmarried she is already trash.

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>>87646463
let's not kid ourselves about the quality of women coming out of australia

>>87647173
most of the guys in this just want the attention from the show, these relationships rarely work.

>>87643176
This guy reminds me of Bryan Gozzling

>>87647214
>White women past are trash
Pretty much every other race peaks in attractiveness between 20 and 25 and their looks last well in to their 30s

>>87642820
We believed chads wanted some nigress, so why won't we eat this one up too?

>>87642820
No fucking shit, this is for women to watch and fantasize about.

>>87647238
If you have women that hot, why aren't you putting them in the Bachelorette?

>>87648185
Hot women aren't bachelors you brainlet

>>87642856
It's more InCel jargon really.

Fun fact: A standard part of the show is the bachelor(ette) having sex with every remaining contestant. I think at least 3 of them. How anybody can see someone do that then propose marriage to them a week later is completely beyond me

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>>87644630
kek

is she rich ?

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I would.

>>87642820
What was the name of the pornstar who looks like her?

>>87646463
Not really. Attractiveness in Australian television is out of touch. They can't let women be too young or hot on TV or they'll alienate their primary audience... 30+ year old women.

Australia has some of the hottest european and azn immigrants. Chinese-Americans just can't compete. Also met a 10/10 liberated iranian qt earlier in the year. We've got a great mix.
Some of the anglos are pretty similar to UK slags or 'ladettes' though. Short and vulgar.

>>87648420
Nicole Aniston?

>>87648362
>a belly piercing
Disgusting. I've never really minded other piercings that much, but this has always been a huge turn off for me.

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>>87642820
that girl must do porn

literally got 2008-era porn star written all over her

>>87646201
Now that I think about it, that's exactly what it's like.

>>87643605
fuck sake think of the children anon

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>>87643745

Why are people called Chad always so alpha, bros?

>>87648465
>We've got a great mix.
Yeah you'll be great when Australia becomes China 2.

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>>87642914
I'm watching Bachelor in Paradise right now, in fact. The last Bachelorette was BULLSHIT. pic very related

>>87644630
>i got crabs off of this though
Was it worth it?

>>87648724
Right, but the fact is that a guy like Huge Jackedman is a rare exception. You notice situations like Jackman and Brosnan because they're quite rare. Meanwhile, successful ugly guy + trophy wife isn't uncommon.

>>87642820
she was amazing 15 years ago, in Blink 182 video. before plastic surgery fucking her face up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvtJVku_mJw

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>>87643745
i can't even really be mad at him

>>87642820
She's now been involved in reality shows on all three networks.
>Popstars(7).
>Celebrity Apprentice(9).
>The Bachelorette(10).

Well done to that girl.

>>87648493
>Nicole Aniston
Nope

>>87647238
As someone that's lived all over the world and currently resides in Australia, I have to say Australia really has some prime snatch.

It's not that we have more 10/10's or no ugly women, it's more that the average across the board is higher. Our bell curve is shifted toward the higher end of the spectrum for sure. You're gonna find way more high 6's, 7's and 8's on average in Australia than you would in the UK, most European cities or the US.

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>>87649053
I wonder what causes this.

>>87644748

Tell us more, virgin

>>87648185

Because nobody watched the Bachelorette after 2002

>>87649175
I have no clue. If you go out in the UK, for example, you might walk into a nightclub and between a third and a half of the women there are complete troglodytes you wouldn't touch with someone elses dick. Where in Australia, even in a shitty nightclub the real elephant-women are pretty scarce and the majority of the women are perfectly passable, most are even attractive to an extent.

t. man who stares at a lot of women in nightclubs

>>87648965
She reminds me of anita blond

>>87649053
you need to travel to more European cities if you think this. your time in London with your trips to bruges and gallipoli dont count

>>87642820
isnt that the used up cunt from bardot?

when she was like 15, sure, my dick halfbarred

>>87649557
>most
Belgium and Holland had some beautiful women, Eastern Europe too. The French countryside was wonderful but a lot of the bigger cities were honestly not as good. The aforementioned exceptions in mind, a lot of these big cities have way more 10's. But way more uggos with a gulf in between, Australia has such a solid middle ground it's hard to argue with. I'm just the regular kind of autismo that would stare and catalogue all the women he sees in a city so it's hard to imagine actually fucking a 10. But a global 7 who's at a national average of 5 is a realistic option. By all means Chad Thundercock, I'm sure the Albanian models you fuck nightly are hotter than the best porn I've ever seen but I'm giving you the real deal here. I'd love to live in a french village and marry a girl who rides a bike in her sun-dress to market to buy us wine and cheese but I don't speak french and I'm a fucking retard so I'm gonna settle for the slightly above average market conditions of Australian dancefloors.

>Not an Abo
Australians really are racist.......

>roastie
>cringe
I want underage fags to leave

>>87650302
Racist would imply that the distinction is being made along racial lines. This isn't the case as Aboriginals simply aren't Human. It's like saying you're a racist toward a house cat or a cow.

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>>87650418
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :^)

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>>87650376
>he would settle for an old roastie

LMAO