PAN NICE AND HOT

>ey big boy
why does he say this?

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YOU FUCKING DONKEY!

inb4 the ice cube or ice cream joke that gets posted literally every thread

>And what is this?
>Ice, chef
>Right, is it frozen?
>What?
>Is it frozen?
>...Yes chef
>Un-fucking-beliveable

>>87607518
>this wine, fresh?
>no chef it's uhh, it's a 1965 vintage
>jesus...

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>waterphone screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around the room
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT, it looks like it’s been fuckin’ stepped on!
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic with fresh local ingredients.

DUBS
NICE AND GOT

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>tfw Geniveve died

https://youtu.be/qc2XimizBpE
SHE WAS SUCH A QT WHHYYYY

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>>87607401
>what the fuck is this?
>i-it's the menu chef ramsey.
fuck me. it looks like fucking cardboard.
that's because it i-
*bites the corner of the menu*
>ugh it's so bland. the chef does he make these fresh?
>err... no chef ramsey he buys them in.
>unbelievable.

>>87609156
How did she die?

>>87607650
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around the room

kek

>>87609384
epilepsy