ITT: Bad theater experiences

>>87607193

You're an autistic creep and you think you had a bad experience?

>>87607193
Madman, this is what going to the kinoplex is all about.

Its kind of fucked up you didnt offer to lick them clean though.

>>87607314
Yeah bud, should've had a lick at a creepy moment in the film. Could you have imagined the scream?
Or maybe she would've left them there... For you to clean em thoroughly...

>>87607193
Feetfags are the worst

>>87607193
kill yourself degenerate

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>going to the cinema all alone as always
>the usual routine, bought two tickets and the multiculturally approved combo of hummus and goatmilk, family size
>also brought a womens jacket which I hold on my right arm when I enter
>"Excuse me sir but where is your companion?"
>"Oh she's at the bathroom no worries" *point at the jacket*
>"Enjoy your kíno sir"
>a bit sweaty from that interaction but it all seems good, have plenty of time to cool down during ads
>lights go off, movie finally starts
>let out the last few farts from the warm goatmilk so I can finally enjoy my highly anticipated flick
>suddenly the opening credits are stopped, cinema staff bullies come in with flashlights
>Saw a guy drinking the offensive Coca Cola drink so they gotta be after him
>but the main cinema bully flashes right at me and yells "RIGHT THERE! GET THE LOSER"
>they are clearly onto me, should've brought a more convincing and expensive women's jacket
>the whole row is throwing me out, spitting and throwing stones at me
>cinema staff bullies drag me out of there with the whole crowd cheering and clapping
>"This is the third time you broke the 'no singles policy', you're going to jail you fucking weirdo"
>they throw me in the cinema jail, small dirty cell with no windows or toilet (pic related), just a designated shitting corner
>they don't tell me the time or date so I don't know if I was there for weeks or months
>survive on eating only leftover spilled cinema hummus and sheep blood which the cinema staff scrapes of the floor of every screening
>get to know all the other losers in nearby cells, we form a secret women hating club in there
>one other loser overhears our conversation and starts yelling at us
>brawl ensues, cinema jail clans are fighting to death
>I pretend dead so the staff throws me out in the dumpster with the rest of the bodies
>wait for the night to fall and run back home to my room
>have to start collecting good boy points all over again

and that's why I torrent

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>>87607193

>go to local kinoplex to see new capeshit
>pretty empty. sit in middle to rear
>previews are over movie starting
>chad and stacey come in being loud
>sit literally 5 seats down from me in same row
>stacey doesn't even watch the movie
>just blows chad the entire movie
>pretty sure he came three times
>they keep glancing my way and giggling
>too nervous to confront them or even move

>>87609217
You should have recorded it, then told them you want a turn or you will turn them in to the cops and turn them into sex offenders.

You idiot, this is a 90s music video freeze-frame

>kinoplex lets SINGLES IN

Fucking disgusting

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congrats, you win the autism award of 2017.

>>87610669
no, you do for thinking OPs story is real.

>go watch a movie
>it sucked

>>87611680
ebin post. simply ebin.