>it's an /x/ and /tv/ crossover episode https://www

>>87552600
Can't wait, looks kino

Docco kino?

So basically Twin Peaks/The X-Files (pilot)?

already have channel zero

So the big statement at the end is he asks some dude if the national parks service keeps a list of missing people, as if that's something they should do. Weak, looks like some dumb conspiracy bullshit.

chills

>>87554666
>666

hi devil guy that's stealing all the missing people and doesn't want to get found

>>87552600
This could be interesting if it focuses on the missing persons aspect and less on the crazy theories that the author has floated over the years (dude it's bigfoot lmao, no wait it's a forest witch!)

>>87554666
Nah it's true, it's based on some unexplained physical phenomenon. For example search and rescuers still find people who died from hypothermia, being naked and having their clothes beside them. It turns out that some people get an immerse burning sensation when they get hypothermic.

>>87554770
>This could be interesting if it focuses on the missing persons aspect
There's nothing interesting about it. People go for a hike thinking the forest is a magical place filled with faires, end up getting lost because they're under-prepared and then die at the hand of an animal, dehydration, or hypothermia.
That's what happens to 95% of people who go missing in the wilds.

>>87552600
Jesus

>>87552600

Quantum Banes?

>>87552600
wo

>>87552600
>>87554598
missing 411 is fucking spooky dude. people disappear in national parks all the fucking time and when found they are in places they have no business being.

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>C-Ai-A

A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."

Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

>>87559902
keit-ai a shit