>All Homer ever does is complain about how poor he is >Owns

>>87530875
Americans always want to be richer. What you have doesn't matter, only what you COULD have.

>>87530875
>All Homer ever does is complain about how poor he is

Never happened nigger.

>>87530875
When has Homer ever bitched about being poor?
He wanted an AC one time but that's all I remember.

That house is dirt cheap in America. He probably put 25k or something down on it.

Middle America homes are cheap

>>87530875
>3 bathrooms

I can only find two

>>87530875
He got 2 mortgages.

>>87530875
>Complains about how poor he is
>Works as a safety inspector in a nuclear power station, easy $80,000 dollars a year

>>87531108
2 upstairs
1 downstairs

Grandpa won it on a crooked 50s gameshow, remember

>>87530916
>>87530955
He didn't bitch about it, but in the first episode of the series the family barely had enough to celebrate Christmas

>watch American TV show
>everyone is attractive
>everyone is rich
why do Americans do this?

>>87530875
4/2.5 is a pretty standard family home.

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>>87530875

I don't recall that room next to the kitchen, the one with the bean bag.

>>87531137
I can't seem to locate the downstairs one

>>87530875
the easiest way to determine the true wealth of someone is the size of their kitchen

>>87530916
>>87530955
>I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8

>>87531172
Mind control propaganda

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>>87531198
Rumpus room

>>87531198
Rec Room. It's where Homer's looking out into the garden in the episode where Bart, Milhouse and Martin buy the Radioactive Man Number 1.

>>87531223
poor grimes

>>87530875
he is a boomer
nuf said

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>>87531199
I marked it out

They explained it in the show, Homer's dad gave the family money to buy a house as long as he could live there, then they put him in a retirement home a few weeks later

>Middle America
>late 1980s
they were poor

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>>87530875
what's the room next to the so called "rumpus room"?

>>87531198
That's the Rumpus Room, seldom seen but most notable in the episode where Millhouse and Bart fight in the treehouse during a storm

>>87531380
A bathroom

>>87531330
That's a half bath, toilet only

>>87530875
I thought there was a door in the hall that lead down to the basement?

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>>87531380

The garage, anon.

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>15 minutes old Simpsons thread
>no Sneedposting

>>87531399
Its still a bathroom

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>>87531330
Okay, thanks

according to this image it doesn't appear to be one, though

>>87531395
what episode was it in?

>>87531172
To lure in foreigners before we take all their foreign dollars and deport them.

>>87531380
the indoor outhouse

>>87530875
I only count 2 bathrooms stopped triggering me

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>>87531438
?????

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>>87530875
Because this WAS poor for the last generation but for ours it looks like a castle

>>87531442
I dont actually think its ever been in an episode

Although i have only ever seen S1-S12 so less than half the show at this point

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>>87531395
>>87531430
>>87531512

>>87531136
You can see his paychecks at one point from a late 90's episode and I think it was ~$36k gross he made in today's money

>>87531559
I dont know what retarded country you come from but in England a bathroom is any room with a sink and a toliet and since we're speaking English, i would recommend you stop sperging out

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S2 was the best season

Debate me

>>87530875
found the yuropoor


that's a pretty sub-standard home in America

>>87531657
Second season animated cartoons is always best

They were TV poor. Most TV shows about poor people have the characters living well above their supposed means, it's why Shameless gets so much praise for trying to show characters actually being poor.

The Simpsons writers were aware of it enough to make jokes about it in the Frank Grimes episode.

>>87531623
this is an US board, not English, though

>>87531330
That's from ""The Canine Mutiny" where Laddie flushes a toilet where the rumpus room would have been.

>>87531729
Why are you speaking English then? Speak American..... oh wait

>>87531623
>a bathroom is any room with a sink and a toliet
That's the American system, though. I thought you guys only called rooms with a shower or bath a bathroom, and rooms with only a toilet a toilet. I know several Brits who have acted confused when I asked about a "bathroom" and they figured out I was really asking for the toilet.

>>87531201
It is a decent sized kitchen, but I don't now why they wouldn't make the adjacent room a dining room. Its not like they ever use the den for anything.

>>87531829
English is complex lad, if you want to use the toliet you ask for the toliet. You dont ask for the bathroom

But we refer to the rooms themselves as bathrooms

>>87531799
There is American English and (British) English

>>87531877
No

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>>87531729
It's a Japanese board though.

>>87531623
>a bathroom is any room with a sink and a toliet

>a room where you can't take a bath is still called a bathroom

okay

>>87531438
they had an extremely comfy and spacious house

>>87531330
>sleeping on the same wall as someone else
Creeps me the fuck out.

>>87531906
after all these years and I did not realise this was all in japanese

wow

>>87531938
Yeah thats how English works lad, we never say what we mean. We just always assume people know what we're on about

>>87531164
He sold that house to be able to afford the one in OP, remember that exact episode but 10 seconds after the scene you posted?

>>87531952
It would creep me out as well if I saw someone sleep on a wall

>>87530875
How long did it take them to get an actual layout of the house? I remember it changing all the time back in the older episodes

>>87531875
no we don't

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Who was the best side character?

>>87532042
Yes we do you southern twat

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>>87531729
>this is an US board

>>87532069
but it is, though

>>87531938
If you're talking real estate you use "Full" and "Half" to describe the bathrooms. A half-bath is what you call a sink and a toilet, a full is with a shower or bath tub.
Access to running water and a basin means you CAN technically bathe in it. Wash your face, hands, freshen up, etc.

>>87532051
Mr Scorpion

>>87530875
>>All Homer ever does is complain about how poor he is
>family of 5 members goes on vacation multiple times a year to the most exotic places
>everyone owns iphone and mac
>2 cars
>works in nuclear plant

>>87530875

That's the quintessential late 70s single family home in America. Seriously when I was growing up I had like 5 friends who had houses with the exact same floorplan as this.

>>87532190
If Americans didn't build their houses out of plywood, they'd be able to just attach a showerhead to the sink and shower right there in the "toilet"

>>87532190
sounds like terms a scammy salesman would use

>>87531945
4 u

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>>87532287
>sounds like terms a scammy salesman would use

>>87530875
only problem with this house is that the garage is over the basement.

move the stairs to the other side of the garage. that way the cars can be sitting on a slab foundation.

How did Homer land a babe as good as Marge?

>>87532464
YOU CAN TOO, JUST BEE YOURSELF

>>87532464
lucked out being sort of funny sad charming. got marge pregnant that first date.

>>87531438
Dude, it's a half-bath. Did you really expect them to have a shower downstairs?

>>87532464
>>87532557
she was also being creeped out by the short dude (who became rich later)

>>87532605
(((rich creepy dude)))

>>87532605
Artie Ziff

>>87532464
He knocked her up when they were teenagers. My childhood best friend's parents were sort of a real-life version of Homer and Marge: his mom was pretty hot, and his dad was fat, drunken idiot who struggled to hold down a decent job. When they were teenagers, he was a cool, rebellious rocker, and they got married when she got pregnant with my friend. They ended up getting divorced when he turned 18.

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What did he mean by this?

>>87532751
Nice aesthethic

>>87532591
>it's a half-bath
no, it's a toilet

it's like saying half-bedroom when there's no bed, but a worn out sleeping bag in one of the corners

it's all scamming

t. Grimey

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Was Apu secretly the best character?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s7YR9wS8eg

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>>87532774
>why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway ?

>>87532849
Only in early series, in zombie Simpsons he suffers with flanderization, lol look I'm foreign and I sell shit! Cue the laugh track

>>87531875
Maybe down south, but up north a room with a toilet and sink is a toilet and bathrooms have a bath, shower etc

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MONO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

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When the fuck did the Simpsons have that weird baby room thing

Why is the garage >>87531438 a bar?

What happened

I've literally never seen either of these things in the show

>>87530875
Baby boomers were a mistake.

>>87532751
SWEET, SWEET CAN

>>87533010
>Why is the garage >>87531438 a bar?
Homer turned his basement into a bar in one episode.
And the rumpus room shows up in like two episodes.

>>87532774
half bath's are a toilet and vanity.

water closets are just toilets and maybe with a little hand washing sink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHLuGlm7Q30

>>87533010

> bar in the garage

Homer The Moe, the one with R.E.M.?

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>>87533010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWbW1jtFQUo

Looking back on all the times Marge and Homer's marriage nearly ends in divorce it's nearly always Homer's fault and he has to prove why he deserves Marge but does Marge even deserve Homer? I don't think there has been an episode that tackles that issue.

>>87531438
why is there an empty room next to maggies room that isn't in ops image? was the artist just bad at working out space?

>>87531657
nope, season 5

>>87533234
there is, just look a bit closer

>>87533203
Homer is Jerry Smith. He uses his sad pathetic nature to lure marge into loving him.

In "secrets of a successful marriage" Homer begs marge to take him back. saying that he is so pathetic that he needs her to not die. that this is why marge needs to love him. because he is utterly dependent on her and no one else can give her this.

>>87533296
how?

>>87533272
S5 was pretty kino

>>87533356
by using your eyes?

>>87531166
Lots of people inherit houses with no real money or buy a house on credit and have to live very meager existences to stay afloat because of mortgage payments. A mortgage is rent you can't easily walk away from.

Having kids is also fucking expensive.

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>>87533356
>>87533234
the artist messed up a bit here with the walls

>>87533405
if by "kino" you mean "the best thing to ever air on FOX", then yes

>>87533234
the two floor plan images are different with regards tot he upstairs hall bath and that room.

in the cartoon looking image. the "room" is just part of the bathroom. you enter that room and then step into the bathroom.

in the floor plan image. that empty room is a linen closet. a small walk in closet where you keep bed linens, blankets, etc. the hall bath is entered directly from a different point.

both OP's image and the other floor plan image are not accurate to the house is presented on teh show.

>>87533482
It looks weird but it actually makes sense if you unpack it.

The cutaway looks the same along the top and along the floors.

>>87530875
It was originally written in the late 80s/early 90s when a home was far more affordable to your average middle class earner. It was kept like that because The Simpsons don't age or change circumstance.

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>>87533482
think he means this

>>87533596
that is bart's closet

>>87530875
>that rumpus room on the first floor
I can't remember any episodes with this in it... wtf?

Is it a nu-simpsons thing?

>>87533637
see>>87531252

>>87533634
where's the door

>>87533637
it's maggie's playroom

>>87533354

Marge is also a huge cunt and has considered cheating more times in the marriage than Homer and was the first one to consider.

>>87533637
nope, early simpsons
nu-simpsons fucked with the house a bit, for example one episode had the first floor closet replaced with a bathroom

>>87533729
yet homer is the only one who actually cheated

>>87532849
>that episode where he starts speaking like a texan to avoid being deported

>>87533682
behind the wall between the bathroom's sink and desk

The guy is a nuclear technician, he brings in the money.

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>>87530875
they live in illinois in a suburban home. Something like that would only cost like 100k which would mortage out at like $600-700 a month depending on how much you put down to start with. You could pay for that comfortably with a $20 an hour job and still be able to pay for a family although you wont have many nice things.

>>87533873
>a house like that
>100k
jesus illinois is a shithole

>>87533873
no one knows where they live dumbass

>>87533803
when did homer actually cheat? wat

>>87530875
Homer was always jealous of the more successful Chuck & Sneed brothers.

>>87533904
Actually most of the country has reasonably-priced property, but there's this meme that it's better to live in a liberal enclave where rent is in the fucking stratosphere.

>>87533873
they don't live in illinois
the writers deliberately fuck with the geography of their state so that it's relatable to all viewers, from any state

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>>87533940
>when did homer actually cheat

>>87533957
>most of the country has reasonably-priced property
i.e. where there's nojobs

>a simpsons thread with almost no sneed
I can't believe it

>>87533935
they live in Springfield, 742 Evergreen Terrace

did you even watch it?

>>87533940
mindy episode in season 5

>>87533983
he didn't actually cheat there though, he was just close

>>87534021
>This is what kids actually believe

>>87531210

>I have 3 kids and no sneed. Why can't I have no kids and 3 sneeds?

>>87533984
>no jobs meme
yeah I guess all those guys commute hundreds of miles to the coast every day

>>87534021
nope, it's implied from the ending he did
but he cheated in the most faithful way possible

>>87533957
>liberal enclave
You mean cities where there's actual economic opportunity? There's a reason property values are high in the city, it's because that's where all the jobs are. You could buy a nice sized house for 100k or less as long as you were fine moving out into the middle of nowhere.

>>87533935
>>87533974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYJw1MaZ6gQ

also the government seal for springfield along with the motto is literally a copy of illinois

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>>87534084
wow, so reasonably priced!

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>>87534096
>there's no jobs except the white-collar jobs on the coast
mike rowe would like a word

>>87534084
actually, a lot of guys do.

>>87534133
>can't even give the number of bedrooms because the interior walls are probably torn down
lol

>>87534154
>he fell for the trades meme
>he's actually ok with welding for $12/hour for the rest of his life while inhaling toxic metal fumes and ruining his body
loooooooooooool

>>87534187
>welding
>$12
that's a very amusing fictional world you live in. actual welders are no doubt unionized.

>>87534154
I actually have white collar skills though, I work in software development. I could theoretically work anywhere if I had to, yet how many small towns have businesses hiring software devs? Can probably count them on one hand, and they probably won't pay anywhere near the market value for my skills. If I live in or near a major city I have no end of work to choose from, it makes no sense to move out into the middle of nowhere for cheaper property if it means cutting my opportunities down to basically nothing.

>>87534187
If you aren't high IQ'd you are fucked in the world

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>>87534096
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/IL/pmf,pf_pt/5134688_zpid/21_rid/4-_beds/0-150000_price/0-544_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/47.114999,-78.771973,32.509761,-102.392579_rect/5_zm/

4 bedroom, 2 story house with a garage for $105,000 in Peoria illinois

>>87534096
That's actually not how it works. Property values are high in urban areas on account of property scarcity. Look at what that gets you in most of Brooklyn, what most of them do for a living, how many are packed into a single (illegally) subdivided apartment, and tell yourself it's on account of "good jobs".

Whats it like living in a 2 story house?

>>87534372
fapping on the 2nd floor is a dangerous endeavor

>>87534372
the novelty of it wears off pretty fast

>>87534301
I didn't say "good jobs" I said jobs in general. It's much easier to find work if you have little or no education in the city than in some podunk town. I'm not even sure why you find this hard to believe considering there's nothing mysterious about it. There's simply a fraction of the number of businesses in a small town compared to the city, there's simply that many fewer employment opportunities in a small town, especially those that require little or no education/skills. In a big city you can hardly walk down the streets without passing several "help wanted" signs for fast food or retail, and if you have no real skills or education those are the kinds of jobs you need.

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>>87530875

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87534372
I've lived in one most of my life so to me it's pretty normal. But I will say it's a lot of space that you have to maintain. Keeping it all clean and in working order can be a challenge, especially if you have a lot of outdoor space too.

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>>87534133
>$33,000
Exfuckingscuse me?

>>87534238
Yeah okay, welders can make more but the median wage is still far under 6 figures and you're not going to be making big money unless you're working on pipelines (very tough job to get)

and the tradeoff is ruining your body for it long term

>>87532434
yeah wow what the fuck
only sensible post in this car hold of a thread

>>87534372
It's kind of cool. Keeps you in shape trekking up stairs frequently. Most fat people aim to go upstairs as infrequently as possible. Gives you an excellent defensive position. If the bedroom is upstairs it's easy to make it the last room you hit on the tour with the girl.

Other than that it's not much.

>>87534372
Not as kino as living in the 20th+ floor of a high-rise in a reasonably sized apartment

>>87531418

Oh the garage? Oh well la dee da

>>87530875
It was the 80s/early 90s

>>87534693
the story of the most of those $1 detroit homes is that there's a ton of back taxes owed on the property

>just watched that episode where Lisa gave up fucking $12 million because MUH MORALS

fuck women

>>87534770
First of all, people in trades don't work nearly as hard as you think. They have specialized knowledge and that is what makes them valuable. If you think working long hours or doing technical work is "working hard" we have a semantic issue. Working hard is labor, unskilled manual labor. And even that pays very well, typically again because of union bargaining (in the US anyway).

I for one just work retail, I need very little money, I don't take vacations. My car is paid for with cash. I live simply and earn little, working in an air-conditioned building shooting the shit with people who are technically my inferiors but are officially my peers. It's comfy.

>>87534882
>hate women when they value principles over money
>hate women when they value money over principles
they just can't win with you turbovirgins can they?

>>87532774
You're obviously a snot-nosed shithead teen who doesn't know much of the world beyond what he sees of it on 4chan
Please shut up

>>87534934
A logical person has a price point to be bought out at. Women are illogical, as are you, being an enormous, cock-lusting faggot.

>>87534942
>this assumption based on such a little thing

really

>>87534855
And they're shitheaps in bad neighborhoods

>>87530875
>3 bathrooms
Prove it

>>87534974
look:
>>87531108

>>87534954
>women are illogical because they value themselves higher than you value yourself
okay

>>87530875
Frank Grimes exposed this

>>87535017
That's not what I meant, and you'd know that if you weren't so busy pleasuring cocks

>>87535037
Your issue of contention is that she valued 12 million over her morals, and assert that everyone "has a price" and that logically the price should be lower than that, but that's just a reflection on you and how low you value your principles.

>>87534967
yet you were bothered enough by it to respond

realllly makes you think

>>87533234
>>87531438
>>87533010
Its because the house layout changes depending on what the writers ned

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>>87535092
No, I'm mad because anyone smart enough would realize that she kept her entire family in poverty, possibly for generations, by turning this down. Keeping your morals in this case is detrimental only to you, inherently an egotistical, narcissistic act, and can only be seen as moral if you value that of fucking sea life over that of your own family.

Which you'd know, if you weren't sucking cocks. Faggot.

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eternal reminder of the comfiest ep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0

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>>87530875
Posts like these show how old you are, kid.

>insurance
>loans
>mortgages
>education
>credit card debt
>property taxes
>food
>fuel
>heating
>cooling
>electric
>etc

Wagecucks have a long long list.

>>87535267
>she kept her entire family in poverty, possibly for generations, by turning this down
Some people value other things than money. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, Mr. Shekelstein.

>>87534075
I dont get it

>>87535386
I know you're dumb because you're currently in full-cock-lust mode, but I meant that her values completely ignore the well-being of her family, and the potential that such money would bring to respective generations. A virtuous person would take into account, and empathize with, the rest of their family, and take into account their needs and futures.

You're a faggot. Stop talking.

>>87534882
what did she do exactly?

>>87535490
>A virtuous person would take into account, and empathize with, the rest of their family
A virtuous person doesn't value money to the detriment of everything else. Sorry, kike.

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>>87535490
>A virtuous person would take into account, and empathize with, the rest of their family, and take into account their needs and futures.
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>87535507
No, but a SMART virtuous person realizes that there is a validity in money for providing accessibility to not just other values, but the values of people near and dear. You can have your cake and eat it too, for just a bit of hubris.

I figured it out, you're a DUMB cock-slut. >>87535605 this guy too.

>>87531252
this doesn't make sense, in the rumpus room the window is right behind the television set.

>>87535640
>a virtuous person sells out their principles for money
lol, you're trying really hard to convince me that virtue means that opposite of what it actually does

and what's with your obsession with cock? Are you projecting?

>>87530875
houses like that sell for $200k max in flyover states, which was where Springfield was

>>87530875
what the fuck is that shit to the right of the kitchen on the 1st floor? i've never seen those on the show, they're like a small bathroom and a comfy 2nd leisure room? can anyone link an episode where they're shown?

>>87530875
t. Frank Grimes

>>87535724
>can anyone link an episode where they're shown?
www.RTFT.com

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>>87530875

>>87535788
which one is chuck and which one is sneed?

>>87534855
>property taxes on a shitty shack in Detroit
a rounding error 2bh. still $1.
truth is no one wants to buy those because they're surrounded by niggers, giving them negative value.

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>>87530875
The Simpsons was started back in baby boomer times when anyone could buy a 4 bedroom house.

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>>87531875
No you don't you europoor paki. I've never heard anyone ask for "the toilet." That's fucking gross. If it doesn't have a bath/shower it's called a half-bath. Why do you faggots do everything wrong?

>>87536071
>Half path

Paki speak

>>87535949
>a rounding error
try $20,000

>>87535590
Homer is paid weekly?

>>87536206
Daily.
He puts in 40 days.

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>>87535949
Most of them are so wrecked they are unlivable, unsuitable for any purpose, subject to squatters because of their perpetual unoccupied status. They generate no value but the property owner is still responsible for any sort of hooliganism, etc. as well as annual taxes, whatever they may be.

They are worthless because they must be bulldozen and redeveloped, and no one is doing that in Detroit because no one is moving there because there is no reason to move there. It is a dead city in obvious disarray, on the verge of collapse.

I like the Deus Ex universe where Detroit is revitalized by a biomechanic entrepreneur and his genius colleague.

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>>87532068
>claims to be American
>uses faggy words like twat
Fuck off, cheese-dick

>>87536257
I never claimed to be an American you fucking retard. Cant you read?

>>87533088
Sigh.... That's the basement you chode.

>>87531438
Why the fuck do they even need to split the livin room like that? If I owned the house I would have the divisions between the TV room, the piano room and the stairs room (a fucking stair room) removed a long time ago

>>87536234
>Daily
How the fuck do you work 40 hours in a day?

>>87536379
what are load bearing walls

>>87536364
It is the garage, basements don't usually have windows or door to the outside.

>>87533873
>illinois
They actually live in Ohio

>>87534085
How is it implied? He called Marge to the hotel instead. People like you are why shows get dumbed down.

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Do you think the writers will ever actually stumble upon a simpsons thread on /tv/ and decide to make an entire episode about Sneed?

>>87535211
because its shitty processed american "cheese", i.e. sugar with cheese flavour

>>87536499
>basements don't usually have windows or door to the outside.
They can and frequently do have both.

>>87536512
He kissed Mindy, that's cheating, and one could argue that they had sex latter, not me, but the kiss is enough for me

>>87535707
hold the L, bitch

>>87536642
>he kissed Mindy
it was a platonic kiss

>>87536512
How did she get halfway across the country and suddenly healthy?

>>87536649
uh, no, i'm pretty sure you lost that argument when you tried to say it's virtuous to betray your principles for money, thanks for playing though

Housing relative to income is very different in 2017 than it was in the 90s.
I agree in principle though OP

>>87535181
This.

The dining, TV and living room are usually consistent. Same goes for the kitchen. The rest sometimes changes. The stairs to the basement connects to the kitchen really often IIRC.

>>87531136
Not too mention other multiple careers he's had like astronaut,snow plowman,etc.

>>87531430
there's a large difference between a bathroom and a half bath in terms of property value, also the master bedroom bathroom isn't a real master bathroom(too small)

you can tell from the floor plan that it's an old house

>>87535720
>fly over state
>is directly on the coast
Fuck you're stupid

>>87536913
>Ohio is on the coast
lol imagine being this much of a butthurt midwesterner

>>87536098
>half path
Paki spelling skills. Kill yourself mud-blood sand-fucking faggot

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>>87536284
The question was what do Americans call a bathroom without a shower. You chimed in and said "we". So suck my balls, eurocuck.

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>>87536913
>>87536955

>these idiots think Springfield is meant to correspond to real geography

it literally changes based on the episodes plot, they named it Springfield because there are a gorrillion towns in the US named Springfield so it represents anytown, USA well

>>87536897
>the master bedroom bathroom isn't a real master bathroom(too small)
A master bath just means it can only be accessed by the room its attached to. As opposed to one you get to by a hallway or a communal room.

>>87536398
By getting a job, loser.

>>87537359
How many hours are in a day?

>>87536633
Learn to read a plan, is clearly not a basement

>>87537471
read THIS plan
*unzips dick*

>>87537216
Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentuky all board springfield, how can people even think it is a real world location?

>>87531317
>>87533042
Homer is 40. He was born in 1977, that's Gen X.

>>87537754
He was 40 when the show started sometime in the 90s

>>87537754

The Way We Was is set in 1974 so Homer is Boomer as fuck

also 1977 is pretty late for Gen X

>>87538208
the last boomers were born in 1961

>>87533492
I liked season 4 a lot, but haven't seen 5 in a while. I should rewatch them all.

>>87531135
this

>>87537830
He was 40 when the show started in '89.
But you can't exactly expect the Simpsons to have a coherent timeline since the show has been on for longer than bart is old.

I get so tired of pedantic Brits who always act like they don't understand an Americanism when it's really fucking easy to get.

Don't try to pretend for a second like you don't understand the semantics of "bathroom", and if you don't you're really ignorant or stupid. There are more North American English speakers than European English speakers, so deal with it. We have greater cultural influence and impact than you, so you have to learn our mannerisms, not the other way around.

You're the weird ones.

>>87538534
>Be me
>went to school overseas
>one of the only white kids from north america was canadian
>other kids in our group were a polish kid raised in english boarding schools
>an australian
>we did nothing but argue constantly about what the fuck things are called and why they were faggots for mangling the english language
Fond memories. Surprised no one ITT has mentioned the W.C.

>>87533957
>>87534125

Jesus Christ it's been established that Springfield is the Springfield in Oregon. As someone who lived in Eugene, Springfield is literally the biggest shithole in America

>>87531729
It's still a bathroom here in freedomland

>>87537216
it's in springfield missouri

>>87530875
so comfy

>>87530875
name a tv show where the family is supposed to be lower middle class or poor and their home actually reflects that.

>>87538874
Roseanne motherfucker.

>>87538874
you do realize a common cause of being poor is having to make payments on a house you can't really afford right?

The show began airing in 89 the owning property was very different from what it is today.

>>87538874
only fools and horses

>>87537830
Homer was 34-36 when the show started.

>>87538874
Malcom in the Middle?

>>87539172
Good one. Also the boys had to even share a room!

>>87530875
That house is shit and falling apart

Have you ever lived in a 15+ year home?

The older time gets the more shitty older houses become. The walls are garbage, the heating/cooling is horrible, the actual siding and walls are chipped and broken. Having a home doesn't mean shit if you don't take care of it and repaint/clean everything every few years

>>87535843
sneed on the right

>>87533983
was she the best girl throughout the entire show?

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This wasted space...for what reason?

>>87538534
>amerifat mad again
truly the worst nation at handling the bants

>>87540003
are you retarded?

>>87533935
Could be Springfield Oregon, shitty town right next to much better Eugene. Also Groening used Portland streets to name characters like burns, Quimby and hibbert

>>87534075
Kids can be exchanged for sneeds and feeds!

>>87530875
>>All Homer ever does is complain about how poor he is
>>Owns a house that has 3 living rooms
>>4 bedrooms
>>3 bathrooms

do you not know who is sitting in the white house? white privilege is real, cuckboi

>>87531420
It's both a miracle and a curse in its special little way. I guess it's a bannable offense now, but I don't want to find out.

>>87540162
Homer is yellow

>>87540113

Not at all, friendo.

That air space could very well be made into two spacious closets for H&M and Maggie's Rooms.

>>87540269
thank god. i get he feeling the people posting sneed and feed are underage high schoolers who weren't around for golden age Baneposting so they're trying to get their own version of it, and failing miserably.

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>>87540349
>Building closets in front of the front door

I haven't seen this level of pedantry on 4chan in about ten years, so good job everybody.

>>87536864
yeah i can remember one where bart and lisa hide in a hallway cupboard and i think in the fat homer one theres a door to the basement in the hallway

>>87537754
>Homer born in 1977
I fucking hate this revisionism

Also, that episode they had where homer/marge were still in college during the early 90s just made me angry

>>87538208
I know generations are all autistic nerd bullshit, but i think 1981 is the last of Gen X, full stop, because they were the last to mostly graduate High school before 2000.

>>87539400

Not true you fucking retard, sneed is the guy homer meets in the store

>>87535788
drink full and descend

>>87533108

i sing the englishman song all the time, and even looked it up on youtube.

>>87530875

You can have a house and barely be scraping by. People live within their means and don't have very much in terms of liquidity.

Homer's problem was that all of his earnings, like most people, went into his bills and family. It's also not supposed to be realistic. The episode where Grimy visits his house and mentions how it's incredible he can afford it, how it's a castle, is a reference to the cartoon logic.

>>87531938
>restroom
>too filthy to rest in

How much does Homer make $70-80k. That's for a family of 5, Marge doesn't work. Factor in the mortgage, insurance, monthly expenses for the kids, healthcare. Yeah they're poor

>>87537216

Matt Groening has confirmed the Springfield they're talking about is mostly based on Portland, Oregon

>>87539367
>Have you ever lived in a 15+ year home?
American houses really are garbage huh?

>>87530875
Did the show keep accuracy to the layout of the house (besides scale of rooms)? As in, did they ever show a scene that showed the wrong room in the background?

>>87530875
This was considered an embarrassingly poor house in the 90s

>>87536642
>not kissing coworkers on the lips
you have to be 18 to post here

>>87533935
Eugene, Oregon (neighbor to Springfield) was known as Shelbyville a long time ago, and Groening, from Springfield, used that name for the show. There's a lot of fiction thrown around, but most geographic references are backhanded references to the creator's home of Springfield, OR.

>>87543799
>Eugene, Oregon (neighbor to Springfield) was known as Shelbyville a long time ago
Source?

>>87531223
>your range when some YouTube asshat in a "video essay" contends this is the best Simpsons episode

>>87533935
https://youtu.be/S3FtIuVNY8k

There you go, matey.

>>87530875
Homer is the typical self entitled boomer

>>87530875
lives in Springfield near a cemetery and a town with a nuclear power plant that melts down every other ep and has 1 quicki mart and 1 bar.

his home is no more than 12k. He has about four mortgages and was probably given those under lies and deception based on his shifting position in the nuclear power plant (employee, safety inspector, union organizer, sometimes he was smithers).

You can easily imagine he's up to his eyeballs in serious debt and pays his mortgage haphazardly. If two or three banks are offering him these mortgages without realizing the other mortgages exist, who gets the house? It's pretty easy for them to continue to send 'warnings' instead of duking it out over which mortgage is 'legitimate'.

He also started a dozen or so businesses and went to clown college, nasa, etc. etc. The mr. plow business and the grease business were pretty successful. So he has unknown income and unknown costs and bills.

Also his brother is rich as hell and probably bailed him out once or twice.

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>>87539138
>Homer was 34-36 when the show started.
>I just turned 35

No, I fucking refuse to believe it...

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>>87530875
>>87531252
Comfy