Why did King Arthur look like a Chad who half-assed his Renaissance

>>87529208
why were there any black guys at all

>>87529208
Why does every action star these days have to be 10/10 Hollister models with no personality? What happened to the days of schlubby actors like Sean Connery, or rough-looking men who are also handsome like Bruce Willis? Sylvester Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell and others were all distinctive looking. It all feels so sterilized and boring now.
Same thing to a lesser extent with women in blockbuster movies. A lot of them just look too perfect and polished now. Often minor flaws make a woman more attractive to me. Hence why Anya Taylor-Joy is so hot. The ayy lmao eyes are distinctive and make her memorable.

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>>87530429
>Why does every action star these days have to be 10/10 Hollister models with no personality?
Hmmmmm... who could be behind this...

>>87530493
Explain the Jewish incentive for casting hot men with no personalities as leads

>>87530605
Creates the illusion that most men are hyper-masculine Hollister models, a false standard but one that men are expected to rise to, thereby creating turmoil within the ranks of white people, leading to misandry and outright revolt against white men for being anything less than perfect, as white women flock to the actually and effortlessly hyper-masculine males, blacks.

>>87531001
Ohhh, I get it now, you're a faggot.

>>87530493
>>87531001
Can we have this thread without this kind of posting?

Did anybody at all actually see this flick?

>>87531091
fuck off jew

>>87529208
https://youtu.be/MN48ocm0POQ

>people actually thought this CGI shitfest was good
>dude fuck critics lmao

>>87530429
>>87530605
Literally because it makes more money. It's easier and safer for a studio to cast some model-looking guy who is generic but is going to sell tickets, than to take a gamble on some guy who is more of a personality

I'll have what >>87531001 is having

>>87531215
So that is why King Arthur was such a success.

Oh wait.

>>87531124
yes. and i really enjoyed it. jude law is great and i like anything by guy ritchie. plus the soundtrack was 10/10. it gets super cgi though at times.but worth it imo.

>>87531505
The soundtrack was easily the best part of the movie for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnfFW-vyzU

>>87531124
here's the opening. it hooked me from the start

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAPmXFG8aU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>87531580
fuckin A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56cnOkQFRwo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>87531124
My buddies liked it, but the pacing was atrocious. The entire middle of the movie was a bunch of super rushed montage-style action sequences one after another.

>>87531826
Would you mind describing your buddies? No names, just general attributes

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They need to do proper casting like pic related

>>87531091
>board about the entertainment industry
>don't mention jews
Get out.

>>87532074
>/tv/ used to have a wide variety of entertaining threads without 3rd gen /n/ interfering
>now every single thread has to be full of J-word this and C-word that
It's a really sad situation. Please just leave.

>>87531826
i get what your saying, however i thought they were pretty cool. theres sooo much shit packed into the movie.

>>87532267
>/tv/ used to have a wide variety of entertaining threads
Gtfo newfag

>>87529208
you want your arthur to look like a beta virgin?

Movie was great btw

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>87531205
This is terrible, too many jump cuts, you can't even understand what is happening. Sad!

>>87532802
was the movie directed by a Jap game designer?

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>>87532802
>anglo-saxon england
>black people

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>>87531215
Could you please explain the financial rationale for green-lighting the Dark Tower sequels despite the first one being a huge flop? Or how did money factor into casting John Boyega as Rey's partner in FA but then downplay it overseas by completely editing him out of the Chinese promotional material?

>dude what if Merlin was an Eastern European fetal alcohol syndrome babby WITH A VAGINA (presumably)

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>>87533019
>Anglo-Saxon
>England

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I kinda liked this movie. It wasnt nearly as bad as I expected it to be after the trailer, especially the first scene was epic as fuck. Also, the female Merlin was toptier waifu.

All fight scenes were terrible though, ye. And the main chad has the most punchable cuntface known to man.

>>87531124
It was fucking shit, an awful hodgepodge of jump-cuts, bad acting, and "not hip hop" set to a fantasy backdrop that literally, LITERALLY featured a JoJo-esque ending where some guy literally has some ultra-super-secret power that only unleashes right when he needs it

>>87531205
hype scenes

>>87531205
This is like a video game. It actualy looks like a scene from a bollywood action film.

>>87533238
>he actually doesnt realize this movie was intented to be basically like a videogame
>it literally has a sequence when the dude has to go level up in some remote location

>>87533128
Nah Merlin was relegated to a faceless guy in a flashback.
That chick is THE MAGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVtqVxZgYI

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>we will never get an Arthurian film as good as Excalibur

>>87531205
Looks like limited animation applied to live action, so awful.

>>87531091

no fuck off

>>87533868
I was telling your ilk to fuck off. Can you only just repeat things? Are you really that mindless? Leave, child. You aren't even old enough to be on this site, I can tell from your posting style. Just leave. Go away. No one likes you and your posts are terrible. You're detracting from the quality of the site. Depart.

Fuck you all this movie was good fun

>>87531948
>baka white people appropiating our culture you cant whitewash roles and have a white actor play a different race

>>87531948
At least it was bedivere who was the nigger and not Lancelot or Galahad

>>87534310
pure fantasy kino imo

>>87531205
why is there a midnight black nigger in celtic britain?

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>>87532802

all this stupid shit looks worse than the super-animu powers from Excalibur

>>87533019

King Arthur wasn't anglo he was a Briton i.e the welsh speaking peoples who got streamrolled by Hengist and Horsa

>>87531608
The opening was better than everything else in the movie

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>>87532898
Luc Besson is an actual retarded person.

>>87532802
Is that Madara ?

>>87529208
>dragging the sword scratching it on the ground like it's a piece of scrap metal
literally worst movie ever

>>87537772
>Luc Besson
Guy Ritchie. But you tried.

>>87531001
based cuckposter

>>87538194
guy ritchie isnt even a real name

>>87531608
>those ELEPHANTS
jeez, I can now imagine being in a legion and seeing one of those in war for the first time

>>87531001
it's revolt against you not revolt against white men kek
i can tell you smell bad from your post

>>87530169
Look up Sir Morien you ignorant fuck

>>87533197
>Also, the female Merlin was toptier waifu.
She couldn't act for shit though

>>87533238
I really hated that ending. They don't give any kind of explanation for why the magic sword suddenly starts working for him again.

>>87543950
>they don't give any kind of explanation for why the magic sword suddenly starts working for him again

that mage chick said when the time came he needed "to look" and at the end he had the flashback and instead of closing his eyes like he did when he was a kid, then he saw his dad and then wow super power regained.

This movie was awful, the fights looked like videogame shit. Hated his whole reluctant hero part also, way too cliche.

>>87533129
sauce on pic
PLEASE

>>87542582
> 13th century moors where niggers
I'm so sick of this meme

Watched it twice

Fuck I really like it

Damn

>>87546373
I think she's from one of those efukt compilation vids

>>87531001
but Jews are white men...

>>87531205
Looks like Syfylis original movie

>>87533987

you mad? stay soft retard

>>87549130
my fist's gonna make your face soft very shortly now

>>87547052
Not the guy you replied to but I thought she was famous.

I also second on sauce.

>>87529208
what episode was this? where's jax's cut?

>>87529208
i didn't know they had newfag haircuts back in those days

>>87529208
but seriously, why did they make him look like a fucking chat with an undercut haircut?

>>87549198

dont hurt yourself buddy

>>87550623
what's going to be hurt is your lip, soon enough