Do you guys seriously sit home and watch movies on a saturday night?

It's a day like any other day.

>>87519950
>It's a day like any other day.
no, its the weekend.

>>87519761
>lives for the weekend
fucking wageslaves

>>87519761
do you really bully guys coping with their shitty social life on the internet?

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I usually meet up with my sister and watch a movie with her, closest to a gf I will ever come.

>>87519761
I usually masturbate, then meet with Bois, go out and in 7/10 of the cases I go home with a girl

>>87519980
But only because you tell yourself so. There's nothing different on a saturday, the sun comes up in the morning and goes down in the evening.

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>>87520341
<---- this is you

I don't know how to make friends. Do I just randomly go up to people and start talking to them at wal mart or something?

you can do whatever you want on any day you want you privileged western fag boy

>>87519761
I will call it a succesful day if I even make myself watch an entire film.

I dunno, what do you think sweat shop workers in shitty countries do on a Saturday night?

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>>87520462
This one looks more accurate.

>>87520514
Don't ne a loser outcast in your youth would be a start

>>87520501
yes people love that

>>87520615
>don't be a loser
Wow great advice.
So if I started going out on saturdays I would magically become not a loser outcast?

>>87519761
just about every saturday night for my entire adulthood and most of my teens has been spent at home.

>>87520041
>>87519761
B T F O

REMEMBER TO WATCH THIS GUYS IF YOU ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw&t

>>87520771
Dude nobody here is going out

>>87520187
>Bois
Fucking faggot.

Yeah I watched Excalibur tonight, good shit

>>87520816
DAMN RIGHT WE AINT
WE ENJOYING SOME KINO

>>87519761
Of course!

I'm in my mid 20's dude, I'm usually only going out one night a weekend.

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>>87520816
haha yeah true, going out drinking is for normies

>>87519761
Sometimes. What do you think I should be doing instead?

>>87520771
im erect now

No, I sit home and watch the ceiling. Nothing does it for me anymore, not even movies.

>>87520128
>tfw no qt sister to have a platonic relationship with and watch kino with and maybe sniff her panties sometimes

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I'm watching the mask right now and it's 1am and I'm drinking

>>87519761
it's satire, dude. we all have normal lives

>>87521482
>all
speak for yourself

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>>87519761
>Do you guys seriously sit home and watch movies on a saturday night?
Yes
It's my quiet, private way of saying "fuck you" to the world.
I ensure perfect darkness, snuggle with my gf, connect my PC to the surround sytem and the TV and start watching while enjoying something my GF made.

My phone is turned off and thrown somewhere, the apartment is locked and the music is loud enough to muffle any knocks.

Then we have sex.

>>87522342
can you show me proof you have a gf ?

I haven't watched a movie in three weeks and it was another three weeks before that

>>87521216
Wish I was you, I have to go to work.
I might bring wine and a movie tho

>>87522623
>might bring wine and a movie to work

What do you work as?

>>87521482
REDDIT PLS GO

>>87519761
No I drink heavily and watch tv

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>>87522342
>my private way of saying fuck you to the world
>girlfriend

>>87522666
/tv/ editor
Why you asking, satan?

>>87523284
how much do you get paid

>>87520187
>why do you masturbate before a night out?
>why do you lie about the number you take girls home?
>why does it trigger me so much??

>>87523460
3.2k per 2 weeks
I think it's 40 an hour or something.

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>night

>>87522584
>>87522584
>proof
like what?
I'm nt going to post her pictures here.

>>87519761
What else would I do? Go out to some shitty bar with normies and spend 100$ on drinks and food, be hungover the next day and lose all my gains because of it? No thanks baka desu

>>87521213
I never said anything about platonic tho

>>87519761
I'm having a lean night with my main bitch.

Sometimes I watch sports to imagine what it would be like to be a normie.

>>87519761
>living in Australia
>not being Canada masterrace

Do you people really find it so hard to not reply to these shitty bait threads?
Sage

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>>87519761
I'm 30 years old and I have spent most of my life chasing a career and a life of wealth. Once I turned about 28 and a half, I kind of lost my mind and started to understand what I was doing was dangerous. I'm successful but I have nothing in life that makes me happy anymore, everything I used to collect just doesn't bring me happiness and I'm slowly losing my mind on a weekly basis. Friday/Saturday nights are really hard on me and I'm not afraid to admit it anymore.

I'm rich and I will probably be alone forever. I have another 15 good years in me and by the time I'm in my mid 40s, I might give up on life and cash out of the US and move overseas to live out the rest of my days as a retired American. I'll probably spend most nights drinking on the beach, until I die of old age and liver toxicity in my 50s

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>>87520341
Dude, we all understand that which days of the week we designated as "the weekend" are mostly arbitrary, but that doesn't negate the fact that it's easier to make social plans and there's simply more to do around town on Saturdays. You're being deliberately obtuse.

>>87522342
Most obvious LARP I've seen in a while

>>87523678
Faggot

>>87524954
Can you adopt me anon?

>>87519761
>on /tv/
>watching movies
I just shitpost and fap

>>87519761
...yeah... although tonight I'm just watching Bojack
sometimes I do some editing too

that's what happens when you grow up: you stop having mindless fun being social

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>>87519761
Not really, I spend saturday nights sitting at home posting on /tv/, just like any other night, I've been doing this for more than 10 years, and before that there was no /tv/ so I used to spend my nights posting on /a/ and /wg/.

>>87520771
this is so so sad. the music makes it even worse.

>>87523678
post her feet

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>>87522584

>>87524954
What's the dangerous part?

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>>87524954
pls gib monies

>>87519761
YEs you dumb fucking frog

I'm 30, do you expect me to still go out every fucking Saturday night?

>>87525315
I kind of have a plan and I might adopt someone when I'm a bit older and will actually teach them a lot about life, they will be young but by the time they're in their mid teens, they will go to a college or their choice and they will see the value of what being successful means. I would essentially instill values and interests in the younger generation who will go out into the world and be 10x more successful than I could have imaged. I would pay for everything and would help them get connected in the field of their choice.

I guess that's why people have kids, so you can teach them the values of life and have them become successful, but I don't have kids so I might adopt

>>87519761
I'm 27 so yeah. Every day is a Saturday when you aren't in school.

>>87525800
Hanging out on /tv/ and /fit/ while my business keeps growing and my life is gaining more wealth however, I'm still not happy.

>>87526029
Money isn't the answer, figuring out your own path and finding a direction in life is a great goal to have. If you're young, you must realize how important your life truly is and you have the illusion of choice. You can be the best you want to be or you can sit on 4chan and watch your life pass you by

We have been granted an amazing gift, go in peace and be well in life

I'm thinking about donating sperm.

>>87526289
What's your business?

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Cheers /tv/ :^)

>>87519761
yes and im drinking cans of beer while lying in bed doing so

>>87523559
Because you can see yourself doing the same and you hate yourself for it.

>>87520041
NEET detected

>>87525198
>easier to make social plans
on what fucking website do you think you are?

No, even worse - I'm watching reaction videos

>>87526685
shitty wine

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>>87520771
could only last 5 seconds

>>87523678
can you post her full name, address and SSN?

>>87526289
All I want is millions of dollars and nothing to do.

>>87527455
Fuck you

Nope I work every Saturday night. I watch movies in the morning before I have to go to work. Sometimes its with the girl I picked up Friday night or she leaves. Either way its her loss.

>>87520771
LMAO
why does this have so many views

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>>87520341
Well if most of society decides that a time period is different, then it is different.
Everyone is out doing their hobbies on the weekends and the experience is different than another day.

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>>87520771
why is it so hard for betas to keep eye contact with attractive woman?
I never had problems with that but i'm also mentally ill.

>>87524405
hot

>>87527298
tis really a new perspective which could be true

but i did not lie on this anonymous board

but i can imagine myself doing it, which i would hate, so yeah, fuck you for making me realize this

I'm gunna watch Chungking Express. It's raining like fuck outside, and I'm feeling sad.

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>>87527850
>If most of society thinks that castration and chopping off your genitalia is sane, then it is!!

>>87519761
KYS

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>>87521482
yea haha bro just a normie pretending to be autizzie on da web haha yea boi!!!