Where did all this food come from? Didn't Hermione say something

The house elves you faglord read a book.

>>87508748
Elfs made it and the wizards just magically transported it?

>>87508758
>>87508779
word

No, but there are at least a billion work-arounds.

Teleportation would probably be the go-to spell.

are the elves the niggers of the harry potter universe?

>>87508830

Legitimitely, yes.

>You will never see a movie adaption of the S.P.E.W subplot

>>87508748
>can't conjure food out of thin air?
Why? If you can turn some arbitrary form of matter into another arbitrary form of matter, why can't you do it to nitrogen and oxygen in the air and turn it into all the hydrocarbons we eat?

>>87508891
because of the five exceptions to Gamps Universal Law of Transfiguration

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Why are you even trying to pretend you haven't seen one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87508758
>>87508779
/thread

>>87508758
they ate those poor elfs?

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>click thread
>look for pasta
>see pasta
>close thread

>>87509116
that was in Deathly Hallows right? Man Hermione should have just kept her mouth closed instead of lecturing all that crap

Also she should have pacified Ron with blowjobs or anal. Then he would have never run away

>>87508830

Elves are excellent workers

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>elves are downtrodden inferior beings instead of fantastical race of immortals

What the FUCK is Rowling's problem?

>>87509148
yawn

>>87509448
Don't forget the fact that (((goblins))) are hook nosed tiny creatures that control the worlds banking system, or the fact that centaurs are native creatures that are in tune with Mother Earth and the spirits, and they also rape? I believe, it's unclear what they did to severely traumatized that woman

>>87508830

The difference is they love to work

>>87510291
what did she mean by this

>>87510291
Kek

>>87508748
I'd be more worried about hot wax falling on everyone

>>87508748
[Conjure Refreshment]
3% of base mana
3 sec cast 15 sec cooldown
Requires Mage
Requires level 13
Conjures mana food for you and your allies.
Conjured items disappear if logged
out for more than 15 minutes.

It should only take you like an hour of questing to reach this point. It's not a very powerful or difficult spell to use.