What went right?

https://youtu.be/6s9sjPzyQjk

>>87504866

Literally the only memorable part

>>87504834
The pterodactyls. Only plebs bitch about this film

>>87504975
100x times more entertaining than a little black girl using gymnastics to kick a Velociraptor

tea leoni

but in all seriousness it sucked

>>87504834
Enjoyed it more than Lost World. If the T-rex didn't job to the Spino people would like this movie a lot more.

>>87504834
Watched Oliver Harper's review?

>>87505169
Yeah, I feel a lot of people got triggered by that.

My only complaints are that Macy was a miscast and the movie feels a little too short. They should have aimed for at least 2 hours.

>>87504834
The effects and pacing. It isn't as deep as 1, but it sure it the most entertaining and exciting of the three.

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>>87505169

Spino was a great antagonist

>>87507591
Yeah, I love how in the movie the T-Rex was actually seen as the hero in a way. If it wasn't for the T-Rex, they wouldn't have been able to escape from the Spinosaurus.

>>87504834
everything

Felt like there was nothing at stake. I didn't cae about any of the characters or whether they lived or died becauset hey were all anoying. I didnt even care about Sam Neil because he spent a lot of the film looking like he would have been happy to be put out of his misery.

>>87504834
The set design, the action scenes and the animatronics. The visuals in general desu. It's still the prettiest movie in the franchise to this day.

>>87504834
Because it gave us quick and effective dinosaur action without trying too hard to be a big blockbuster like The Lost World.

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the tie-in game

The balding mercenary was the only good part.

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>>87509084
Which one? JPOG?

>when you make a park that works then decide to unleash chaos, close the park forever, and watch over the dilapidated park as the remaining dinosaurs slowly die off
Imagine if Jurassic Park were real and it had to close down. Imagine all the people posting pictures and videos of the abandoned park.

>>87509244
I only played Operation Genesis for Site B. That was the perfect mode. I could just sit back and watch the dinosaurs do their thing. The park building aspect was a bit wonky for me. Hopefully that new one Frontier is making (Jurassic World Evolution) will be decent.

>>87504834

Nothing, it felt like a made for tv movie

>>87504834
>nice, brisk pace
>doesn't try to outdo one, is just content to be a fun popcorn movie
>ALAN
>Pterodactyl sequence is GOAT and has the bonus of being towards the end of the movie

Not a great movie by any means, but very watchable. I'll take it over TLW any day

>>87509355
I hope they have the option (or DLC or a well fleshed-out mod) to make '90-'93 era parks.

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>>87509244
yeah i meant to post a picture of JPOG but messed up, that was a good game

>>87509505
I agree. The park in Jurassic World didn't look very appealing to me at all. It looked too modern.

>>87509610
Now this game goes for up to $120 on PC. Why didn't they just put it on Steam with Workshop implementation? That would be a goldmine for them.

>>87504834
Giving the Raptors some characterization was kinda neat. Though it would have been cool if the Raptors v. Spino ensing had happened.

The Pteranadon scene was pretty spoopy

Site B has a neat Aesthetic.

Otherwise, it doesn't drop the ball halfway like The Lost World, so it's an improvement on that.

>>87509244
JPOG was great. There was something really cool about building s patk that wss just a MASSIVE safari zone.

what you have to remember about JPIII is that it was a strike movie. there was an actor's strike threatened at the time and so Uni rushed it into production so they'd have a summer 2001 blockbuster. on top of that, they scrapped the original script about a school trip of kids getting stuck on the island only a few weeks before production was supposed to start, and had to reverse-engineer everything they were already stuck with into a new story. this is why JPIII is only 90 minutes long.

it's amazing anything watchable got made at all.

Why does Isla Sorna have both coniferous forests AND tropical forests?

I did enjoy the animatronics a lot (especially the raptors, probably the best looking of the series) and the birdcage was cool.
I hated it for a while because of the Spino vs Rex fight (which was Jack Horner being a faggot) but it's grown on me over the years.

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Don't mind me, I'm just responsible for the most human deaths in the seties.

>>87507448
Was this running gag supposed to be a Peter Pan reference?

ALAN

>>87509244
Reminder they're coming out with a new Operation Genesis game next year

>>87509918
Didn't the guy who brought the T-Rex back to city rack up a higher body count?

>>87509355
Oh yes Jurassic World Evolution™, created by Frontier©. Forgot about Jurassic World Evolution™©

>>87509918
>>87509991
>not Claire
She was responsible for the creation of the I-Rex and wouldn't even shut the whole park down when it escaped

>>87509859
That inconsistency bothers me greatly.

nothing. JP3 is a lame syfy original movie tier flick with good effects, by far the worst entry in the franchise

>>87509918
John Hammond was ultimately responsible for any death that occurred throughout all 4 films, at the root of it all.

>>87510065
She also outran a T-Rex in high heels. I just wanted to remind everyone of that.

this was my fav jurassic park! the parachuting opening, the airplane crash scene, the tricking sam neill, the two big dinos fighting, the phone in the poop, the location....

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>>87509610
Its getting a reboot by the Planet coaster niggers

>>87510406
i heard /v/ say good things about Planet Coaster, which is saying something

i just want to make a herbivore enclosure where the only water source has Mosasaurs in it, if they let me do that i'm happy.

>>87510172
YAAS QUEEN.

>>87510464
Hopefully it will be more freeform sandbox and less gay Zoo Tycoon 3 premade shit.

>>87510065
Claire didn't create the Indominus, that was all Masrani and Wu

Claire DID go full retard when she didn't just phone the command center to check the GPS before letting Owen and the fat guy in the cage

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>>87510529
SHE'S A CUTE!

>>87504834
The ruins of site B allow for some pretty interesting scenes. Half the time they're obstacles for the characters, the other half they're places of refuge. I also like how the ruins hint at the scale of the operation.

No joke, I liked JP3 better than Lost World. Not ripping on the great Pete Postlethwaite, he was the only saving grace about TLW, but other than that it was such an insultingly trash adaptation. The generic JP3 that was made as a Hollywood flick from the ground up was a bit refreshing (although they did nip some stuff from the novels that didn't make it in the first films, like the aviary and the like). Not spectacular, but a solid generic flick that didn't butcher and shit over a good novel to be made.

>>87510662
>Pete Postlethwaite

I never knew the guy's name, and I just looked him and realized he died in 2011...wow.

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>>87510065
Wu and Masrani were responsible for the creation of the creature and she had inadequate knowledge of it because the information was withheld. It's really not her fault that it escaped, but I can't debate the fact that she should have evacuated.

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>>87510662
Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions. Firstly, I'm in charge. And when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day.

Second condition, my fee. You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male. A buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those two conditions you're on your own.

So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas.

Okay?

>>87510662
JP2 was fucking great. Only turbo autists get hung up on it's minor flaws.

>>87509942
That's what I took it as. Considering Spino is essentially a giant bipedal croc

>>87510825
It's more than "minor flaws" when you take the source material into account, too. All the changes sucked ass, the most suspenseful parts were removed to make room for the stupid T-Rex in San Diego shit, characters rolled together into lame composites, only good action scene was underwhelming compared to a book. Just no. Besides Pete carrying anything he's in, TLW was mediocre flick at best, and it was a criminally poor adaptation.
>>87510799
Only thing good. Nice dubs.

>>87510799
Roland Tembo was such a great character, the comaradarie he had with Ajay, his Indian hunting partner was a nice touch.

>>87511171
i'm still mad they cut this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r37r5CL8U0

>>87511098
I don't give a shit about the book. It has no place in film discussion, so don't bring it up again. It's not a bad movie.

>>87510065
How do you know he didn't save lives that would have been inevitably lost had they successfully brought the dinosaurs to the mainland?

>>87511238
I remember a long time ago I was at someone's house watching TV and this was on one channel and this scene played. Did this happen to anyone else?

>>87510799
Literally the only good part of the movie

>>87509708
Probably more trouble than it's worth getting the license to do that. Better question is why would anyone pay that when they could pirate?

>>87511326
because ultimately dinosaurs are just animals, and zoos have existed for centuries?

In JP1 and JP2, things went to shit due to human sabotage. In JW they went to shit because they purposefully bred an invisible, untraceable weaponized t-rex with the brain of a raptor. The original T-rex has been a safe attraction for 10 years.

>>87511352
yeah i also saw that scene on TV first. whatever copies the station used must have the deleted scenes, because i also remember Ludlow's extended boardroom scene.

>>87504834
Seeing Trexfags get BTFO

>>87511275
>kills raptor with gymnastics

>>87511473
>15 second scene makes a movie bad

It's almost "blink and you miss it" tier.

>>87511238
I read they cut this scene out solely for the fact that it makes Tembo look too heroic.

>>87511171
>>87511238
It was cut because people kept siding with Tembo.

>>87511535
It's just one egregious example from a movie full of mediocrity. Your favorite film is shit.

>>87511546
>>87511552
how can you not? even in the theatrical version he was awesome

>charismatic as fuck
>gets sabotaged by cunt Vince Vaughn, saves them from the cliff anyway
>shows concern to retarded Sarah Harding who had a bloody shirt (WITH BABY REX BLOOD) that eventually led to the Rexes tracking them
>would've killed one Rex if cunt Vaughn didn't take out his ammo
>forced to tranquilize one Rex due to this shit, otherwise San Diego would never have happened

>>87511663
The Lost World goes from below average to a pretty good movie if you watch it with the idea that the viewpoint characters are the bad guys and Tembo's party are the good guys.

>>87511848
If the movie had been "rich dentists safari gone wrong" it would have been GOAT. But instead we got Greenpeace bullshit.

>>87511565
I guess if you have autism. Few criticisms of it can't simply be boiled down to autism.

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This fucking movie shits all over the ending of the original just because Joey didn't like Alan and Ellie being together. Fucking hell, man.

>>87511848
>the viewpoint characters are the bad guys
To be fair, Ian Malcolm keeps telling them they're being stupid and idiotic and mocks them constantly throughout the whole movie.

Would Big T have actually lost to Spiney?

>>87504834
It didn't try to pretend to be more than a dino movie, unlike TLW.

>>87510019
I don't remember this, is it from a deleted scene?

>>87512905
It's in the movie for about 5 seconds.

>>87512928
Oh, for a minute I thought it was in the second one and was the reason the crew was ripped to shreds.

>>87512905
It's one of the best scenes of the movie.

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>>87512639
no, irl Spino had spindly legs and poor bite force. it's a huge duck, basically.

>>87513056
That's not saying much.

>>87512519
joey?

>>87508093
Post a screengrab better than sweaty Bryce from JW

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>>87509859
>mfw they really did just throw plants together 'bcuz it looks gud'

>>87513342
Joe Johnston.

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>>87512905
The best scene. And no, it's not a deleted one.

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>>87509960
GRANT!

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so is this guy still in Site B? What happened to Site B during Jurassic World timeline anyway?

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>>87510121
>Spared no expense ;^)

>>87512566
To be even fairer, Ian is essentially a professional "I Told Ya So". Everyone is sick of his shit and they crave to prove him wrong just to shut him up and knock him down a peg or two.

>>87510799
Damn. What do you think his fee was?

>>87511352
>>87511438
Sometimes they put longer versions of scenes or full deleted scenes in to match up with the ads better

>>87504834
I fucking LOVE this movie, yeah, is full of problems and the pacing is kinda slow in the beginning but is just so fun, comfy and memorable for me.

>>87513830
It's barely worse than the other sequels and that's only because it doesn't have a climax. Had they kept the raptor pack killing the spino it would have been better than the other two sequels.

Despite 2 and 3 having flaws I still like them cause of nostalgia. I wish the two were somehow combined and trim the excess fat like the dumb hippie shit in LW. Really should just be Roland and some other protagonists going through various parts of the park and evading the Trexes, Spino, raptors, etc. They gave up on having a greater meaning since LW might as well just give us cool dino and hunter action.

>>87514047
>>87514047
>trim the excess fat like the dumb hippie shit in LW
Really kills the movie. TLW is at its best when it doesn't try to be anything but a mindless monster movie.

i was bit disappointed because the chameleon Carnotaurus from the lost world were not included,since 3 had some dropped elements of both novels mishmashed together

>>87514230
I hate how they wasted that on JW. Camouflaged once and never did it again.

>>87513454
Probably a nature reserve monitored by InGen.

Though I imagine Wu's going to turn it into a freak factory.

Just coming in to say TLW Theme > Jurassic Park Theme

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>>87513185

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>>87513185
and Big T was basically a giant, sloggish chicken whose bones snapped when moving slightly faster.

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>>87510799

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>>87512639
>T-rex bites down on the Spinos neck
>it barely does anything

>>87504834
Easily the scariest and more realistic Jurassic film. It feels more like a survival film and less of an adventure, unlike the rest. And there's some brutal deaths. Story isn't great, though.

All the people that you know were gonna die end up dying right away, so what's the point to the rest of it?

>>87510406
But they also made Zoo Tycoon 3 which was complete and utter shit

>>87518823
thats why i dont watch GoT

so how did the boat at the beginning die? they weren't inside the aviary...as far as I know they were still in the ocean? did the spinosaurus swim down a tributary into brackish waters on the edge of the island and kill all the people on the boat?

>>87513454
>Jurassic World timeline

the next movie takes place at Site B

>>87519235

just rewatched the opening, they didn;t even go up a river, there was just a random patch of fog in the open ocean, then the boat hits a rock..

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WE WUZ HIGHLY INTELLIGENT N SHIET

I actually preferred this one to The Lost World. I'm also a fan of the Crichton books, so I was happy to see the Pterodactyl scene from Jurassic Park finally being adapted.

>>87509918
I had to watch it again as an adult to realize what an absolute piece of fucking shit he was. Not-Muldoon from JP2 should have shotgunned his head off.

>>87519360
And he got away with it too. It's like the filmmakers were so up their ass that they think the hunters dying is fine as long as nobody shoots the poor T-rex. Fucking hell.

>>87519360
>>87519851
He did look after Malcom's daughter when the T-Rex attacked the camp later though.

>>87504834
good jungle vibe

matte paintings

alan is a cool dude

some decent use of Michael Crichton's concepts that were unused in TLW movie (site B - again, raptors coordinating, pteradactyls around bridgecage)

spinosaurus was sufficiently intimidating (unlike that boring fucking thing in JW)

>>87510172
a pretty old t-rex though

>>87513454
either site b still exists as a nature reserve
or that skeleton shown in jurassic world that rexie rams through. was the skeleton of the jp3 spino

>>87507898
Exactly this. The actors were shit.

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>>87509918
>seties

>>87509355
>>87510054
haha shill BTFO

>>87510182
no one that saw JP 1 first would say that.

>>87510662
Never got the hate for TLW. It's actually a decent film, unlike JP3 which is B-movie tier. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of JP3 but TLW is a genuinely good movie.

>>87505101
That was dumb but the tension of the long grass scene and them trying to hide from the raptors was enjoyable up til that scene.

>>87504866
Why would he fantasize about the new Raptors with the tuffs of feathers on their head and not the ones who actually menaced him on Isa Nublar?

>>87504834
the abandoned research facility

the dino saying "alan" on the plane

the spooky vibe leading up to the terrordactilz

>>87504834
im happy that im not the only one who thinks this. does /tv/ have taste or dowe all collectively lack it?

>>87510799
Best part of that entire movie. Shame they edited his scene where him and Ajay meet up in that African town.

>>87519235
This is one of the many reason JP3 is just a silly B-movie. The boat going down was supposed to be the set-up for the swimming dinosaur (i.e. the spinosaur) but the Spinosaurus swimming out and killing the crew of the boat is a completely daft idea. Most people are confused by it and don't make the connection cause it's such a silly concept and doesn't really make sense.

>>87505169

I thought it was great to introduce a meaner dinosaur. I thought Spino was a lot more fucking menacing than the T Rex has ever been.

>>87511352
USA TV station and AMC too I think got there hands on the extended edition rights and aired those on tv.

The Lost World was a much better film. So many great set pieces, legimitaley good horror, better cinematography, and so on

Yes I realize the teen girl was dumb and annoying and the ending left much to be desired. But that doesn't put it above "army saves the day" after a velociraptor dicktease, quippy teen cast away, Alan grants underwhelming, downer character arc, the lack of horror and suspense (minus the plane crash) the terrible acting, the boring and uncreative direction (directing-bot 5000) and so on. I mean JP3 is not terrible, in fact it's a very decent popcorn flick. But the putting it on a pedastool because JP2s ending left you with blue balls doesn't do either film any service

I like how no one mentions Jurassic World, as that movie was legitimately feces.

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>>87512639
>>87516752
>rexfags still mad

lmao