9/10

>>87491312
Normie garbage

5/10

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>>87491441
Nuh uh

7,5/10

>>87491477
kek

>>87491593
reasonable

>ok check it out right
>this kid needs a gun
>so he sends in this retard
>because guns are bad and even retards can buy them in the US !!!
>full auto m1a for some fucking reason
>obviously the gun seller is a huge cunt that wants to give this retard his gun, helps him sign paperwork
>lets just ignore that there are backround checks, fuck it whatever

Liberals wet nightmare of the gun buying process
Other then that I liked it

Pretty good until it ran out of ideas about what to do with the characters midway through it.

Russ deserved better

>>87492282
Disagree. Almost every character developed further over the course of the show.

3/10

>>87492612
>low IQ detected

>>87491312
I'm thinkin' a strong 7 on this one.

>>87491312
finished it yesterday
>wants to be breaking bad but has no >tension
>blue filter
>gay sex
Its alright, not as intriguing as it could be though

Maybe an 8.

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>femsplains about slut shaming
>loses her virginity to some older Chad who pumps and dumps her, leaving her depressed and broken

кepaмикa

Solid 7, an 8 when drunk.

I want to fuck the daughter.

more like a 5 or 6 desu. the pacing was pretty good but it got pretty boring as time went on, and more predictable. it started strongly and then ran out of steam by the midpoint and by the end i lost all interest. the kids were irritating. jason bateman was good. the wife was ok. all the villains were terrible except the main mexican dude but he was completely wasted anyway.

the biggest strength the show has is probably the development and motivation it tries to equally give to all of the characters. for most of them it works but the one it really needed to work for (ruth), it didn't. all in all it was decent but i probably wouldn't come back for season 2. also the music was good

Solid 8 show. Never stopped being interesting and I really like the main character, and I've never liked Jason Bateman before, I think he was the weak part of AD even

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>>87494718

>>87495225
shes really unattractive

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>>87494040
>>87495225
>yfw Sofia was on master chef junior

>Obama is a muslim
>Shut your tamale hole
>If there's one thing I hate about Chicago, it's all the Mexicans
>Mexico has a lot of Mexicans, they'll send another

Red

Pill'd

I was disappointed that they built up the Mexican guy only to get rid of him in the way they did. Felt like it was supposed to be for shock value but the hillbillies aren't even half as intimidating.

>>87495225
Is she a tranny?

>>87494040
Why don't white girls have asses?

>>87495487
she's a nordic jew

>>87494718
Same.

>>87495225
it's that dead eyes look she has

makes me diamonds

>>87495480
I was shocked

I was also pretty intimidated by the hillbillies, they are a lot scarier to be honest

Like, I would be suspicious if I saw a Mexican in my neighborhood, but not if I saw some rando white guy.

>>87495480
I'm sure the Cartel will send someone just as scary next time but I agree I liked that actor and would have rather they just kept him

>>87492169
i think youre looking for reasons to be mad
i think they just needed an easy way for the kid to get the gun

>>87495225
>"charlotte, the copulation"
>"I was there"
>"it was pretty"
>"the copulation"

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>>87492320
They just HAD to make him homosex.

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t-the daughter has a pic with my waifu...
approved! continue posting

>>87495449
the characters who say that are painted as dumb ass rednecks and hicks. its there to confirm liberals biases about white people lol.

>>87495841
>implying Buddy is a redneck
>implying Del Rio is a redneck
>implying the hillbillies are redne--*shots fired*

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Only good part of the show desu

>>87495886
Her dad fucked her right? That's what they were implying with the jail visits?

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>>87495921
Nothing wrong with incestious relationships desu fampaitatchi

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>>87495779
you made a mistake in your post. you said that was your waifu but she's actually mine. it was an easy mistake to make, no worries. I'll let it slide.

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>>87496010

>>87495921
I didn't get that vibe at all

>>87496040
She always wore makeup and dresses to visit daddy

>>87495886
>didn't even fuck Bateman

Shit show

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>>87496038

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>>87496110
She was into girls teebeeach

>>87496110
i thought the chick who bateman ran that place with was gonna fuck him but never did either, just took the money and ran like most women

>>87491312
8/10
was very refreshing!

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>>87496110
>>didn't even fuck Bateman
...yet.

>>87496158
She tried.

S2 will have a Ruth/Batemen fuck session

>>87492169
fucking snowflake

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>>87496123
nice one pepe... nice one
HOWEVER

>>87495766
I found it endearing, who gives a fuck. He actually looked happy!

>>87495037
This is AD in an alternative universe

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>>87496211
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87496321
>>87495037
I got some serious Michael Bluth vibes and mannerisms throughout the show, especially when he kept calling Jonah "pal"

>>87495548
Tuco from BB

The show had some stupid shit
>Langmores distract the kids in order steal the suitcase full of money from the hotel
>Bateman finds them and tells them that without money laundering the money would be useless, and if they kill him, the Cartel would come down there and take them out
>the Langmores agree, give him back his money, and back off
>Ruth says "I'm gonna kill him and take the money."
Did she fucking not hear what Bateman said about the IRS and the Cartel? And this is AFTER she's getting $1000 a week to run a strip club.

>>87496412
They were going to skip town

>>87496412
>>87496440
Also, she was learning how to launder money herself

>>87491312
Awful show

>>87496412
I still don't understand the reason for tossing the tranny daughter off the boat.

>>87496531
So that the patrol boat would stop chasing them and pick her up

>>87496440
Then why not just kill Bateman in the bathroom when they were all there?
And did she talk about skipping town after killing Bateman?
And learning to launder money is useless without an initial investment. If she wanted to buy a business (like Bateman did) she would have to prove were she got that $100,000+.

>>87496568
He talked them out of it in the moment, they weren't prepared to kill.

It wasn't until afterwards that they decided to go through with it, partially because of Ruth's dad and realizing the opportunity was there

>>87496548
The plan stunk to high heaven overall. They distracted the girl, but her brother was still there and just happened to leave later. If he hadn't then the whole plan would've been fucked.

>>87496142
My attraction towards her is purely based on the fact that she reminds me of my Grandma and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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>>87496681

>>87496603
It just got fucking stupid.
"herr derr lets kill a guy who's money laundering millions for the fucking Mexican Cartel, this is a well thought out scheme". The show would have been fine without this plot point.

>>87496674
We spent a lot of time on a river as teens. If police/coast guard were following you and you tossed a person they would absolutely stop.

>>87496142
>>87495961
>>87495886

Man, I just got the weirdest craving for Top Ramen, wtf.

>>87496709
>rednecks
>expecting well thought out schemes

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>>87496711
>if you tossed a person the coastguard would stop
How many people did you throw overboard, anon?

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>>87496681
>>87496716

>>87496711
police are told to prioritize protecting children. they are also supposed to stop chasing your car if you're in a high speed chase and they notice you have a child in the vehicle.

helpful tip for all your GTA types

>>87496746
Fair enough, but they tried to portray Ruth as being smarter than the rest of them.

>>87495921
Her dad is in jail for helping the Russians you idiot

the only thing that bothered me was the real estates mom dying. it felt way too convenient.

>>87497133
Lol, I didn't mean he was in jail for diddling her, just that during their visits there was sexual tension.

>You feel a tingle the first time you do it

wife cheating whore?

>>87496708
She just looks like my Grandma used to look like when she was young. And I love my Grandma (not in the incest way).

>>87497650
Yes

>>87496323
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87497739
why? bateman not safisfying lover?

>>87499241
Probably.

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I liked when the man faced roastie daughter got BTFO by chad.

Also I am from Naperville

>>87499480
>takes dick
>cries
like pottery

Best characters

1. Buddy
1b. Ruth
2. Del
3. Tuck
4. Marty
5. Snell


9000. Faggot FBI
900001. Wife
90000002. Sam
90000000000003. Charlotte
9000000000000000000000004. Autism Jr.

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>>87494040
would you be her chad?

>>87497650
Of course.

>>87499744
I am only half-black and not ghetto so I don't think she would bite

>>87499705
Which one is Autism Jr?

>>87499883
Not him but it's gotta be Jonah

>Buddy: Your kid is inside killing towelheads while listening to death metal

Buddy is definitely the best

>>87499883
Jonah

>>87499980
Ah, I thought maybe it was the scrawny friendzoned kid. Jonah seems more sociopath than autismo. He gives me Dahmer vibes.

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>>87495312
OH SHIT
ITS KOZs WHYFOO

>>87499705
>Sam lower than wife
Kek

>>87496072
Because she respects him and thinks he wants to see his daughter look nice. I doubt the guy gets many other visitors, she's being nice for her father and dressing up hoping it'll make him happy.
Has porn broken you? A daughter liking her father, in your mind, is a bee line right to "They fucked"? Girls love their dads, anon, it's not unusual.

I don't know why anyone would bother sitting through a fucking BrBa rip off.

>>87500328
Really not breaking bad-esque

It was bretty gud. It's nice that the show actually went into detail about money laundering. Breaking Bad kind of hand waves it desu , which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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>>87500328
>any crime drama is a ripoff of Baking Bread

Too many episodes and a lot of character development seemed unnecessary. At a certain point it most of the show became filler while Bateman and Ruth were not given enough screen time. Most of the side character stuff could have been completely cut and the show could have sat comfortably at around 7 or 8 episodes instead of 10, and those episodes would have had more sensible pacing.
I see everywhere Breaking Bad comparisons, including in this thread, and I think it's only comparable in that it's "white suburban family takes a life of crime on thanks to the mistakes of the father", a younger sidekick, and both have retarded, useless sons. Difference is in this, Bateman's family knows of the crime life at the end of what, the second episode? No multiple seasons of hiding the truth from anyone. His wife already knew before the show started and his family life is ruined in the first episode. Really trimmed the fat there.
Another big difference from BB is it's funny how often Bateman tells the truth. When confronted with anything, he never lies, except when absolutely necessary like to the woman at the bar. But then he caves and tells her everything, too. Walter White would like through his teeth until they blackened and cracked, Martin Byrd only lied I think twice in the whole show, and only to the man who would have killed him and the police.
Second season needs less family crap, his wife actually grew on me as the show went on but his kids suck. More air-tank geezer and Marty/Ruth shenanigans, please.

Everyone is unlikeable: the show

>>87500603
Also more grounded in reality than BrBa.

>>87495761
kek

>>87500814
>people are afraid of skinny and short 19 year old girl
>19 year old girl is also a management whiz with no experience and trusted with running a business

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How is she so perfect,bros?

>>87501481
>management whiz
>gets into fights with strippers

>>87501524
>not posting her nice legs

>>87501524
I unironically want to marry her

>>87501524
is she Jewish? I cant decide if she is hot or not, but if she is Jewess that means she is hot. She looks kinda evil and only her being Jew would make that hot

>dude literally telling everyone he meets that he's a money launderer

I can't even

>>87495312
>>87495779
>>87499744
>>87501524
In High School I actually told the hot girl I was madly in love with (yes she friendzoned me and Im a loser) that I watched Gilmore Girls. She told two of her qt friends and they laughed at me and made fun of me for weeks about it (calling me a faggot, etc... back then people still used that word publicly without shame) Im pretty sure theyre the reason I can only get off to femdom or femdom porn now. Anyways, this bitch looks like the long lost twin of my high school one-itis bullyfu and every time I see her, I get triggered almost to rears remembering how mean she was to me

>>87502378
triggered almost to tears*

the filter was too much, everything was so fucking blue
daughter was absolutely useless
i didn't expect it to make me laugh but i thought parts of it were very funny

>>87502378
>letting some roasties bully you because you survey Gilmore Girls kino

Literally cuntpunt them all

>>87502378
i bet those dumb roasties would deny ever using that word and probably act all offended in every day life if someone says it in front of them now

>>87503232
I was a chubby kid in the 90's during gradeschool.

There was a group of girls that would constantly call me fat and ugly, constantly, for years.

It sucked.

Now I'm /fit/ and I saw some pics of a couple of them, both are fat, and one literally had posted a diatribe about fat shaming being awful and the patriarchy etc.

It took all of my restraint to not humiliate her, because I have some level of dignity, and understanding that she was a child at the time.

>>87496211
>wojak defeating pepe
non-canon

>>87501524
I get why you guys like her.

Her face is shaped like a foot.

>>87496709
i think it was because she didn't know how to launder the money yet

What other businesses will our guy Byrd take over next?
So far they've done:
>tax firm
>bar
>strip club
>construction
>riverboat casino

>>87501524
hnnng i want to jizz all over her face

Rachel > Charlotte > Ruth > Pastor's wife >>> Wendy >>>>>>>>> Darlene

>>87504254
Don't forget crematorium